PROFESSIONAL DIRECTOR
Kates: One-inch cards, 50 cents; two-inch cards, $1.00
i H. A. COPSEY
Physician and Surgeoa
OBh Phono, 161 Res. Phone, S4I
aria answered promptly day and
ht from office. Offices: Alliance
Rational Bank building, over the
Post Office.
0. K. SLAGLE, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
DftUa phone, 6fc
alXIANCB
Res. phone, 62
NEBRASKA
Me Coppernoll
t4i Phone 20
F. J. Petersen
Res. Phone 48
Drs. Coppernoll & Petersen
Osteopaths
BOOM 6. OPERA HOUSE BLOCK
H. M. BULLOCK
Attorney-at-Law
ALLIANCE NEBRA8KA
L. W. BOWMAN
ayslc!aa and Surgeon
OITICE. First National Bank Bldg
PHONES: Office. 16?; Residence, 16
DR. D. E. TYLER
Dentist
PHONF! 182
OTTER FIRST NATIONAL BANK
ALLIANCE NEBRASKA
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER
AT THE HERALD OFFICE
SEASONABLE RATES PROMPT
SERVICE
J. D. EMERICK
Bonded Abstracter
I have the only set of abstract books
In Box Butte county.
UrnCB: Em. 7, Opera House Block
J. F. YANDERS
TAILOR and HATTERl
HIST NATIONAL BANK BLDG.
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA
LET ME CRY FOR YOU"
HARRY P. COURSEY
LITE STOCK AND GENERAL
SALES SPECIALIST
AND AUCTIONEER
Farm Sales a Specialty
TERMS REASONABLE
PHONE: 14
ALLIANCE
NEBRASKA
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children
H Use For Over 30 Years
iCkvays bears
Ue ST sjC&?--7fh.
ture of yfUtr7& 4XCCim
EUGENE BURTON
Attorney-at-Law
Land At to rue
OTT1CE: rtrst National Bank Bldg.
PHONE 180
ALLIANCE NEBRASKA
FHONX: 111
CLARE A. DOW
Electrician
Hdm WlrlBC
and Auto-starter Repairing
ALLIANCE NEBRASKA
GEO. Q. OADSBY
Licensed Em balm ee
PHONE: Day. 4M;
ALLIANCK
Nlfht, lit
NEBRASKA
PROFESSIONAL
PHOTO OR APHER
wA f Phot. Interior and
.
exterior views
QUALITY PORTRAITS
Alliance Art Studio
M. K. Grebe. Prop.
114 East 4th. Phone Black 111
T.xtra M. KENNEDY, DENTIST
rirst National Bank Building, AM-
oca. Nebr. Phones: Office, 23; Rea-
Black 10. Nitrous Oxide ad.
ml tittered.
J. Jeffrey, D.C. Ph.C.
A. Q. Jeffrey, D.C.
CHIROPRACTORS
30312 Box Butte Ave.,
Rooms 3 and 4
Office Ilours, 10 a. m. to 8 p. m
I A VICC HCRHDV
Contractor and
Builder
Estimates Furnished Free
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
THOMAS LYNCH
Att'y-at-Law
1519-1621 City National Bank
Building
OMAHA
Special Attention to Live Stock
Claims
AUTO LIVERY
- - PHONE 573 - -
C. E. Morgan
On "STo-ciz Tzi-p
take with you a box of good
and a late
Get them at up-town news stand
or at depot
HILLER BROTHERS
REP PEPS
PHILOSOPHY
"One reason we respect
re Bull L7o6 Is that he
finishes what he starts
WK ARE HEADQUARTERS
For An to Supplies and Oil and Ga
ollne
Free Air on the Curb
Alliance
Auto Supply Co.
Phone AS
I m sf w iw f
II IPO. J. naHQ. 1 1. U.
Asthma and
Hay Fever
Bye, Ear, Nose and Throat
PHONE 251
Calls answered from office day
or
night
Wm. Ritchie, Jr. C. S. Perry
RITCHIE & PERRY
Attorneyi-at-Law
BRIDGEPORT, NEBRASKA
I tn . t; 1.
Office in Lincoln, 1411 0 St., flni
Wednesday of Each Month
WHEN IN OMAHA VISIT THE
tfljr W77 "Onuha'i Pun
JA? Centre1
Brand Nw Show is....... Dmoi rsnii
EVERY WEEK Hmml punLcauu
eiMS, CltMf Mrhlwwrt. tfnorfy Ism. ArtlqftoO)
DONT CO HOME SAYINO!
I DIDN'T VISIT THE QAYETY
1
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llini 11 irn irirm
A Cruel Blow
"I hp you have your arm In a
sling," said the Inquisitive passenger.
"Broken, Isn't It?"
"Yes, sir," responded the other
passenger.
"Meet with an ncrldentT"
"No; broke It while trying to pat
myself on the back."
"Groat Scott! What for?"
"For minding my own business."
Ham's Horn.
While visiting the south recently,
a travelor chanced upon a resident of
a sleepy hamlet in Alabama.
"Are you a native of this town?"
asked tho traveler.
"Am I a what?" languidly asked
the one addressed.
"Are you a native of this town?"
"What's that?"
At this juncture there appeared at
the open door of the cabin the man's
wife, tall, sallow and gaunt. After
a careful survey of the questioner,
she said: "Ain't you got no sense.
Bill? lie means was you livin' heal)
when yo' was born, or was born be
fore yo' begun livin' heah. Now an
swer him.
"Will you please insert this obitu
ary notice?" asked an old gentleman
of an editor. "I make bold to ask it
because the deceased had a great
many friends here who would be glad
to hear of his death."
The Rake
A small, henpecked, worried-looking
man was about to take an exam
ination for life Insurance.
"You don't dissipate, do you?"
asked the physician, as he made
ready for tests. "Not a fast liver, or
anything of that sort?"
The little man hesitated a mo
ment, looked a bit frightened, then
replied, In a small, piping voice: "I
sometimes chew a little gum." Col
lier's Weekly.
Could He Help It?
The manager of a Lynn factory
tells of having engaged a new man
recently. He gave instructions to
the foreman to instruct him in his
duties. A few days afterward the
manager inquired whether the new
man was progressing with his work.
The foreman, who had not agreed
very well with the man in question,
exclaimed augrily:
"Progressing! There'B been a lot
of progress! I have taught him ev
erything I know and he is still an Ig
norant fool."
liereaved widow (to country edit
or) : "Do you charge for obituary no
tices, Mr. Shears?"
Country editor: "As a general
thing we do, Mrs. Bentley, but your
husband and I were old friends, and
I will only be too glad to publish his
obituary for nothing."
Gags: "Ferguson Is a sharp man. '
Jags: "What did he do?"
"You see his wife never letB him
have any money, so he steals her
pug."
"Steals her pug.'
"Yes, he has made arrangements
with a professional dog stealer, rer-
guson hands dog over the fence to
stealer. Mtb. Ferguson offers reward
$5. Dog stealer gets reward and
goes '&U-&U wun rerg. jexi wee
dog is gone again. Another reward
nd more pocket money for ferg,
See?"
The Malemiut
Oh, the malemult is a crafty brute;
He'll lead you a merry dance.
He'll steal the grub from a sour
dough tub
If he Rets but half a chance.
He'd loot the sled of the sheeted dead
When the pale shade's back was
turned:
Men brand him thief when he grabs
the beef.
And the title is amply earned.
Oh, the malemiut is a vicious brute
And "fane for fang" is nis law.
He'll snarl and scrap till his tendons
snap
And the hide of his back Ib raw.
He'll nip the flank or rip the shank
Of the nearest dog in reacn.
For his Jaws are good, and his thirst
for blood,
Is the thirst of a starving leech.
Oh. the malemiut is a faltniui oruie;
When vou niush tnrouKn me Dar
ren snaces.
Hp nolnts his nose wnere me ieaa-
doc coes
Till he drops in the blood-wet
traces.
Oh. he may be a thief and ne may De
chief
Of the sinners you ever knew,
Hut he seems to say in nis poor
dumb way:
"I'm yours, and I'd die for you!"
Selected.
Fonret It!
If you see a good fellow ahead or tne
crowd,
A leader of men, marching fearless
and proud.
And you know of a tale whose tuere
telling aloud
Would cause his proud head in an
guish to be bowed,
H' a pretty good plan to forget It.
If you know of a skeleton bidden
away
In a closet, and guarded and kept
from the day.
In the dark, and whose showing.
whose sudden disp lay.
Would cause grief and sorrow and
lifelong dismay.
It's a pretty good plan to forget It.
If you know of a spot in the life of a
friend
(We all have such spots concealed,
world without end),
Whose touching his heartstrings
would play on and rend
Till the shame of Us showing no
grieving could mend,
It's a pretty good plan to forget It.
If you know of a thing Just the least
little sin,
WhoFt telling would cork up a laugh
or a grin,
Of a man you don't like, for the
Lord's sake, keep It In.
Don't, don't be a knocker; right here
tick a pin
It's a pretty good plan to forget It
T. P. A. Magailne.
NOTK'K
There aro many riit.t le farm pa
pers Issued nowaday? that suyiily
r.iiiiu-is and stool. nu-n with casfiin le
Mia voiKuoie m n, nit tne pi,rr
best suited to the farmers of this sec
tion Is Farmer and Breeder. It Is
Issued semi-monthly at Sioux City,
la., and Is intensely interesting and
practical. It regularly carries vet
erinary, dairy, poultry, horticulture,
home and fashion departments in ad
dition to market and live stock news.
Tiu; peclul feature stories about suc-
cesHful farmers and breeders give
many vuluable hints, suggestions and
leKRons that any intelligent farmer
can apply with profit.
Many In Alliance Try Simple Miiturt
Many Alliance people are surprised
at the QUICK action of simple buck
thorn bark, glycerine, etc., as mixed
in Adler-l-ka. This simple retnedj
acts on IIOTH upper and lower bow
el, removing such surprising foirl
matter that ONTO SPOONFUL relieve
almost ANY CASE constipation, sour
stomach or gas. A few doses often
relieve or prevent appendicitis. A
snort treatment helps chronic stom
ach trouble. The INSTANT, easy ac
tion of Adler-i-ka Is astonishing.
HAKUY Till ELK, Druggist
Adv G-6
iiif'G AG!U
CLOGS THE KIDNEY;
Take a glass of Salts if your Back hm
or Bladder bothers yon Drink;
more water.
If you must have your meat everv .
eat it, but flush your kidneys with .i
occasionally, BAys a noted authority .
tells us that meat forms uric acid wli..
almost paralyzes the kidneys in their
forts to eipel it from the blood. Tl.
become sluggish and weaken, then v
suffer with a dull misery in the khfu
region, sharp pains in the back or r:
headache, dizziness, your stomach ei
tongue is coated and when the went,
is bad you have rheumatic twinges. '!
urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, ;
channels often get sore and irritol
'bliging you to seek relief two or tl.
limo during the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids,
cleanse the kidneys and flush oil t
body's urinous waste get four ounces
Jad Salts from any pharmacy In,
take a tableapoonful in a glass
water before breakfast for a few U
and your kidneys will then act fine. T
famous salts is made from the acid
-rapes and lemon juice, combined u
lithia, and has been used for genera U
to flush and stimulate sluggish kidn.
also to neutralise the acids in uii
it no longer irritates, thus enu
' '"i!der weakness.
'ad Salts is inexpensive; cannot
jure, and makes. a delightful effrvee
litliia-wuter drink.
TIIK LOOKOUT
Hickory, Nebr.
The sale held by Mrs. Stafford was
well attended and a good time re
ported. The milk-stool cowpunch and his
girl were at the sale. 1 hey sure
make a nice pair.
Peter McLaughlin, working for
Peterson's, made a hit with a nice
little school ma'am, and came home
after his buggy and little gray team.
As Mac drew Ema closely to him
he asked for a kiss and she said, "No
mother objects to kissing." and Mac
said. "I don't want to kiss her."
The teacher of district 93 asked
her pupils what a caterpillar was.
and Alice said it was an upholstered
worm.
Herman Smith purchased a scale
at the sale to weigh his Studebaker
and his son Henry, to see which
weighs most.
Alice McLaughlin was quite disap
pointed that Bum did not notice her
very much at the sale. She wanted
him to buy the single buggy, so they
could go to their hidden mail box in
the hills.
An Inside Bath
Makes You Look
and Feel Fresh
Says a glass of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
keeps illness away.
This excellent, common-esnee
health measure being
adopted by millions.
Physicians the world over recom
mend the Inside bath, claiming thle Is
of vastly more importance than out
side cleanliness, because the skin
pores do not absorb Impurities Into
the blood, causing 111 health, while the
f:owWdrft
each morning, before breakfast a
glass of hot water with a teaspoonful
of limestone phosphate In it, as a
harmless means of helping to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the previous day's indigestible
material, poisons, :xur bile and toxins;
thus cleansing, sweetening and puri
fying the entire alimentary canal be
fore putting more food into the stom
ach.
Just as soan and hot water cleanse
and freshen the skin, so hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the ellm-
lnatlve organs.
Those who wake up with bad breath,
coated tongue, nasty taste or have a
dull, aching head, sallow complexion,
acid Btomach; others who are subject
to bilious attacks or constipation,
should obtain a quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate at the drug store.
This will cost very little but la suffi
cient to demonstrate the value of in
side bathing. Those who continue it
each morning are assured or pro
nounced results, both In regard to
health and appearaaoe.
MEAT
For Your Baby
The Signature of
Is the only guarantee that you have ttis
Genuine
c r a .a.
prepared by him for over 30 years
YOU'LL give YOUR baby the BEST
Your Physician Knows Fletcher's CastorUu
Sold only in one size bottle, never in bulk
or otherwise; to protect the
babies.
The Centaur Company,
'4 ;
Dray Phone 54
liw1
More Heat For The
You should use the Coal that givca the most beat for the money
expended. Try this:
ROCK SPRINGS LUMP
S8-25 per ton
We also sell Kooi, Kirby and
phone 5 for
VAUGHAN & SON
Feed, Ice, Kerosene, Gasoline and Lubricating Oil
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VALUABLE LAND PUBLICATIONS
BIO HORN BASIN OF WYOMING Describes this new agricultural
mpirc jn central Wyoming, recently opened up by the completion
the Burlington, new line; toll, about the advantages of irrigatk
boil, crops, fruits, minerals, oil,
rigated farm on mighty easy terms.
FREE GOVERNMENT LANDS Tells how to file on a homestead:
about the chances for renters and
lands still open for settlement along the Burlington in Wyoming.
THERE'S A FARM FOR YOU
prising information about the splendid opportunities which exist is
Eastern Colorado for farmers who mean business. ;
GO TO SOUTHWESTERN NEBRASKA Tells how to secure a horn
under very favorable conditions and amid pleasant surrounding
where land worth 1U per acre
still going up.
NORTH PLATTE VALLEY Just off the press; tells of the delight.
of life in this "Kingdom of Alfalfa, hugar Beets and Live Stock."
If you want more neighbors and more money in your locality.
these publications will help you find both. Send
mm
toss
DYE & OWENS
Transfer Line
HOUSEHOLD GOODS
moved promptly, and
Transfer Work solicit
ed.
a . ,
Residence phone 636 and Bine 074
Colorado Nut and Lump,
quick delivery
Call
.'.'i.'3
gatloo.
gas, how to secure a Government ir
farm hands and the free government
IN COLORADO Contains some raw
seven years ago is now worth $35 ana
me names and addresses of your friends in th.
Middle States. Tell which publication to send,
J. KIUDELDACGH, Ticket Agent, Alliance, Be.
L. W. WAKELEY, General Passenger Agent
1004 Faroam Street, Omaha, Neb.
