V I. THE M'CAIi CHURN Butter in 3 Minutes Simply Wonderful Wonderfully Simple. See It in Operation and You'll Say: "Why Didn't Someone Think of That Before?" A simple, uncomplicated, sanitary device, small enough to be carried about on one's arm, has revolutionized "butter making on the farm and in the home." Read every line of this advertisement it's interesting if you CHURN. SIMPLICITY There it is! Five simple part! All met al. Nothing to wear out, give or break. No hoops to fall off if you leave it tinused; no cracks to plug up after you've had it a while; no staves to shrink and no seur smelling wood en eream receptacles to scour or scald out. (If you churn you will remember that drudge work.) IN ACTION No trick; no experience; no effort to operate it. Simply fasten it or. the wall; pour the cream into the pail (at a tem perature of 58 to 62; we give a thermometer FREE with each churn) ; cover the pail; grasp the wire handled end and give it an up and down motion. (Oh, it 'h easy; you'll scarcely notice the effort at all.) Then it's only a mat ter of one, two or three minutes until your cream becomes BUTTER; finely granulated butter. McCANN FACTS The "McCann" is the fastest, simplest and most sanitary ehurn EVER made. It will make MORE butter from a given amount of cream than ANY other churn. It will churn sour or sweet, hand-skimmed or separated cream. It agitates ALL of the cream ALL of the time, causing ALL of the butter to form at the SAME time. From two to four pounds of but ter 'has been made in a 2-gallon "McCann" churn in LESS than THREE minutes and there are cases on record where this has been done in less than ONE minute. And note that the butter may be washed aud gathered right IN the churn. In fact, you DO a churning during the time it takes to get most churns READY. The McCann : Perfectly and Absolutely Sanitary Clean a simple can and you've cleaned the "McCann" Churn. No seams to gather dirt ; no wood parts or dashers to scour or scald. There's no slopping or splashing of the cream at all; the entire contrivance may be THOROUGHLY cleaned in 30 sec onds and is always ready, off the floor, out of the way, and does not take up much more room than a good-sized clock. The mere fact that ycuhave or need a larger churn does not enter into the matter you need a "McCANN" CHURN so that you may have a little butter in a FEW MINUTES just when you NEED it. TIME IS MONEY. The time you will save in three months, churning once a week, will more than pay for a McCann Churn, to say nothing of the value of the increased yield of butter, and BUTTER IS MONEY. PRICE $4.50 C. A. McCann Company, Inc Omaha, Nebraska AGENTS WANTED IN WESTERN AND CENTRAL NEBRASKA The Jeffery Chesterfield Six is the most up-to-date of all up-to-date cars Every feature of the Jeffery Chesterfield Six is stamped with the approval of the world's fore most engineers. For example, the "Chesterfield" high speed, high efficiency, small bore motor is the type which European and leading American engineers today regard as the most perfect automobile motor ever built This type Jeffery made famous in America. The Jeffery Chesterfield system of. four speeds for ward and one reverse is, in conjunction with the high speed six-cylinder engine, the most up-to-date of all transmissions. In the rear axle you will find that type to which all the greatest engineer are turning: the silent worm drive. The "Chesterfield" cantilever springs, aa Jeffery suspends them, give the most perfect riding comfort. You swing over the roads without vibration or jar. In all these, and many other respects Jeffery leads. An extra $1,000,000 is the sum Jeffery pays again this year for such super-quality. If you want to see the most advanced of all good cars, if you are interested in knowing what the engineering world approves as the finest in materials and design, come in and see the Jeffery Chesterfield Six. These are Jeffery "Chesterfield" Specifications: Motor mall bore, high speed Four forward speeds Worm drive rear axle S nlate dry disc clutch Tungsten ate. I valve Cantilever springs Spicer universal joints Daimler leather coupling Imported annular ball bearings One-man Nererleek fop Bijur starting and lighting Collins curtains Empico driven speedometer Solar headlighta S intensities Stewart vacuum gasoline feed Klaxrt hnm Walt ham clock Cloth upholstery optional Jeffery Chesterfield Six, f 1,650 1 Jeffery Four, $1,450 1 Jeffery 7 -patten ft Six -4 8, $ 2,400 all price f. o. b. Kenosha. Wit. DISTIUHl'TOKS: JKFFKRY OMAHA COMPANY, 2050-8 FanuunOeo. O. McYlcker, Mgr. Co. advertisement, they have a large establishment. They have an Im mense stock on hand and are well prepared for a big spring trade in monuments and building material. FOR WOMEN ACCORDION r, Hide or Knife, Sunburnt, Box Pleat ing. Covered Muttons, all sizes and style. Hemstitching, picot edging. Send for free price list. IDEAL BUTTON & PLEATING CO. Itoom 2O0, Douglas Mock OMAHA. NKHKAKKA WHEN IN OMAHA VISIT THE t"vvk H!5!S!k Burlesque Ctaaa. Ctasn Entertainment. Evarybodf 8ms: Ash Aasbodf. LADIES' DIME MATINtE DAILY DO NT GO HOME SAYINCsi I DIDNT VISIT THE GAYETY eeds and Nursery Largeftt Stork of Field, Grass, (Jar den, Flower, Seeds, Ilulb and Plant in the State Sample, Catalogs and Price on Application WERTER DfSVAUGHN 1614 Harney Srcet, Omaha, Nebraska wrih J.E.VAUQHAN . RANGE RLD'G. OMAHA HTOCKKI) CP BKFORE WAR (rand Island Firm Had Good Supply of hiiropean Granite D. H. FlBhburn of Palne-Flshburn Granite Co., Grand Island, informa The Herald that they were well Blocked up on granite from Europe before the breaking out of the war, hence are in position to meet the de mand for foreign aa well aa domestic goods in their line. The large mon ument dealers in this country supply 'heir customers with marble and granite from different parts of Eur ope as well as America. As will be seen by a look at the "its in the Paine-Fishburn (Irani Proper Treatment for BiliouaneM For a long time Miss Lula Skel ton, Churchvllle, N. Y., was bilious and bad sick headache and dizzy spells. Chamberlain's Tablets were the only thing that gave ber perman ent relief. Obtainable everywhere. Adr. C3E3A4 ii THREE GOOD OMAHA HOTELS Some Omaha Hofttelries That Herald Readers Will Do Well to Re member when In that Ctty PERILOUS RIDE BY PIANO MEN W. H. Limn and Win. Roblnaon Took Harry-up Ride to Valley View Farm In Western Box Ilutte In Omaha, as in most large cities, there are hotels and hotels, "good, bad and indifferent." A good deal has been published In the papers lately regarding Omaha's largest ho tel, the new Fontenelle. But there are others, and there are three in particular that The Herald wishes to call attention to and recommend, be cause we know they are reliable and desherving of commendation. With only a very few persons is cheapness the principal consideration in select ing a hotel, while a comparatively small number prefer style and elite appointments to common comforts; but the large majority of people who travel would rather have conveni ences, corr forts and sanitary condi tions under pleasant surroundings at a fair price. Information regarding the three hotels above mentioned can be bad by referring to the ad vertisements in this Issue of The Herald. The Pullman Hotel Is near the railroad depots, and for that reason will suit the convenience of many persons visiting Omaha. In fact, it is the only first-class hotel' near the Burlington and Union stations in that city. It is new, having been op ened last year, but is already enjoy ing a good patronage under the effi cient management of T. C. Douglas, who Is an experienced hotel man. Having enjoyed his hospitality. The Herald can speak of it first-hand. Hotel Harney is another of Oma ha's new hotels. It is conducted on the European plan, guests paying for their rooms and meals separate ly, thus permitting them to eat when and where they choose. It is an exceptionally nice place to stop. Among other things that commend it to persons visiting the Nebraska metropolis is its convenient location, being in the retail district and on car lines running to the railroad de pots. South Omaha and Council Bluffs. Chas. C. SorenRen is propri etor, as will be seen by consulting j the advertisement. j "Safety First" is the slogan adopt-I ed by Fred A. Castle, proprietor of j Omaha's newest hotel, the Hotel Castle, which was opened since the ' opening of the new Fontenelle. It 1 is up-to-date in every particular and absolutely fireproof. Mr. Castle is not a new man In the hotel business. .having been engaged therein suc cessfully for a number of years. He has a large acquaintance among tra veling men who visit Omaha, which will help him to acquire a good pat ronage quickly. In Hotel Castle be has made a combination of which he has a fight to be proud, namely, first class accommodations, absolute safe , ty and moderate prices. Special at tention will be given to stockmen , with the Intention of making this j their headquarters when in Omaha. A photogravure of the building ap pears in tho r.dvertise - ent. Along last fall, before the heavy blanket of snow fell over western Nebraska, Wm. Robinson, manager of the Haddorff Music House, and W. H. Lunn, brother of A. T. Lunn of Alliance and a salesman for the I Haddorff house, took a ride to the fwell known Valley View farm own- Kw If. T7MKlnn t 1 , . I v v wj mi, iiuviuHiu iu luo wrai pan or the county. The rids was taken in the Haddorff Ford, and Mr. Lunn, in thinking the matter over recent ly, decided to recount their .adven tures In verse form. How The Her ald secured a copy of the story will not be told. "We Killed the R'ar" We arrived at Alliance on a beauti ful day, and it seemed beyond doubt that we'd ne'er get away, For there wasn't a machine to be bad PROUD OF OUR ADVERTISERS The publishers of The Herald endeavor lo make it a creditable newspaper in every way. How well we succeed in iho public estima tion is attested by the liberal patronage given, in both subscriptions and advertising. This issue is a special stockmen's souvenir edition, giving some reasons why ranchmen of Nebraska who arc not members of the Nebraska Stock (1 rowers Association should join. It contains a number of special advertisements, of which wc are particularly proud. There is not one of them that we cannot heartily commend to our readers. We recommend that this paper be preserved for reference, that the advertisements be not only read now but that they, be referred to again later. In another place is a list of manufacturers and dealers whose advertisements were ordered for this special insue. in the town, though we threw lo our wealth and offered our crown, When almost despairing, and we thought we were floored we heard of a moss-grown, be-whiskered old Ford; "But where Is the chauffeur who'll tackle the wheel?" the Wikers both asked in an excited high squeal. Then up spoke Mr. It., with a gleam in his eye, "I'll tackle that car, and will get there or die. Mr. Lunn, are you ready? Let's start right away," while the Wik ers astonished had nothing to say. I thought of my home, my children and wife, and If all the Insurance was paid on my life, And hiding all semblance of fear In my heart said, "Let us be moving In your rubber wheeled cart." So we hiked to the garage, backed the car out by hand, twisted It round In Box Butte county sand, Filled ber up with water and gas, and turned her wide open midst the cheers of the mass. With a staccato roar, and a belching of flame (that day we blazoned In history our name), We threw on the gas, 20 notches or less, and the spark came around in one long sweet caress, And off we flew like a cyclonic alarm sucking up house doors and some times a barn. We flew like the wind, touching high spots alone, hollows and gullies we leaped o'er with scorn. Folks In on-coming motors on sens ing that pace hugged the edges of ditches and grew white of face; There was Just one obstruction, our hauffeur relates, when oar tires rubbed noses with the barb wire gates. And another annoyance It may as well now be said, when we did stop the car the engine always went dead. But Just as the sun had gone for the night the home of De Steese burst full on our sight. With the brakes shooting fire, we flew down the hill, by the grace of the gods Just missing the sill. Then off once again, to the "Valley View" farm, where the calves and the turkeys gave forth the alarm: And yet once again, to Christenson's place, where we slept like the righteous and finished that race. Yet e'er the sun's gleams had time to steal o'er, Mr. R. raised his i head, threw his fttet on the floor, Saying, "Come, let us be moving, I there's lots to be cone before reaching Alliance to catch 41. So out we both tumbled, and bolted our food, and soon we were cut ting bright streaks In the road; From farm house to farm house we rushed half the day, and everyone seemed to have whole lots to say. While discussing the question If po tatoes would spoil. I was startled to find we'd run clear out of oil. This was sure serious, for we never could go unless we had a half gal lon or so, So I broached the qaeetlon to Mrs. De Steese, who. said she had noth ing but soap am) goose grease; But happening to glance around her by stealth, I noticed some bottles on a large pantry shelf Syrup of Rhubarb, Syrup of Squills, and a various assortment of plas ters and pills, Machine oil and hah- oil, some things in tin foil, some Castorla and a bottle of thick Castor oil. The last two being good for baby and man, I thought they would work in our gasoline ran, So mixed all together and poured down the spout, and that I was right we quickly found out. When we started away there wasn't a sound but the hum of the engine and the wheels spinning round; But again Fate Intervened and broke up our bliss when the engine died out with a spluttering hiss, And the steam routed around like a fog on the sea Now, what's the matter? I said, "It gets me." So we threw up the hood, examined the pan, and found that the light wire had buckled the fan. The water was boilrns. the enrlne was hot, and the wires were twist ed in a deep tangled knot, So we admired the eountry, the sky and the air, giving time for the engine to cool and repair The damage again, and get back to the store, where Ibey thought we' ed never return any more. But with wrenches and tweezers, a washer and burr, we soon had her going with a hnm and a whirr, And onward we went at a beautiful gait. In perfect control, and the wheels running straight: - And at six In the evening we sailed down the street, having accom plished that wonderful feat Of a hundred mile drive over all kinds of roads, proving the master of all kinds of Fords. And to show that the drive was not a one sided affair, that there were two death and sHsaster to share, Our chauffeur, who slopped without rattle or Jar, expressed himself thusly: "WE , KILLED TUB B'AR" HEALTH PIIOMOTIM HAPPINESS Without health, genuine Joy Is Im possible; without good digestion and regular bowel movement you cannot have health. Why neglect keeping bowels open and risk being sick and ailing? You don't have to. Take one small Dr. King's New Life Pill at night, In the morning you will have a full, free bowel movement and feel much better. Helps your appetite and digestion. Trj one tonight. No. 1 Adv 6265 America Is besides, we I thrills out of moving pictures. a neutral nation, and, can get all necessary HOTEL HARIY EUROPEAN Chas. C. Sorensen, Proprietor 14th and Harney Streets Omaha, Nebraska All outside rooms, with all mod ern conveniences. Located in cen ter of business district. On direct car line to South Om aha, Council Bluffs and all depots. Strictly fireproof and modern. Hates: With bath, $1.50 up. Without bath, $1. The PULLMAN HOTEL T. C. DOUGLAS, Manager European Plan-New Building-New E quipment Rooms with and without private bath. Rates, one dollar and up Most convenient location for persons arriving in Omaha at Burlington and Union Stations. First building south, of Burlington Station. Near street cars to all parts of the city. When you get off the train go to the Pullman Hotel and register, leaving your grips and parcels, before going down town. 1017 South Tenth Street - Omaha, Nebraska