THE ALLIANCE HERALD
, JOHN W. THOMAS, Editor
Lloyd C. Thomas, City Editor
Published every Thursday by
THU HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY
Incorporated
Lloyd C. Thomas, President E. C. Drake, Vice President
John W. Thomas, Secretary
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THURSDAY, JULY 31, 1913
9
Eskimo Lover Must
Travel Rocky Road
By ADDIE FARRAR
When a young Eskimo
lias decided to Income 8
family man he marches up
to the hut of the young
woman of his choice and
lies in wait for her. When
she apMir9 ho seizes her by
her Lng, black hair or l y her garments and drag her by force olT lo his
own particular hut of mow ami ice, and so they are married. Even if a
iiatire Orernlander should propose to his sweetheart his proposal would
not be arcrpted. In the eyes of her Eskimo lover for A girl to accept
an offer of marriage would be to ghaino herself beyond redemption. It
if her part to ap;ear unwilling, no matter how she may feel, and every
bridegroom is expected to gain his bride by force, either real or pretended.
In Lapland ns soon as a girl baby is born and has been duly rolled
In the enow, a ceremony which taJce? the place of baptism, her father set
aside for her a certain number of reindeer, branded with her initials, and
as they increase and multiply, bo docs her chance of making a good match,
for (he maiden with the biggest herd of reindeer is the one that is the
greatest belle in Lapland.
When some young countryman of this reindeer dowered maiden dis
covers that she is the one girl in the world for him he goes in search of a
faithful friend and a big bottle of brandy. The friend enters the home
of the girl's father, opens the loltle of brandy, drinks with him to the
health of the family and girl ami makes the proposal. Meanwhile the
lover is outside trying to curry favor by chopping wood or nome other
labor. If the brandy m warms the heart of the girl's father that he gives
favorable reply to the proposal the friend goes to the door and calls
In the lover and the two young people are permitted to rub noses, the Lap
landers' way of kissing. Two or three years after this the marriage takes
place, the lover meanwhile working in the service of his future father-in-law.
When the wedding day dawns, if there is a priest handy he reads
the service, but if nof the young woman's father merely strikes a spark
from a flint and steel and names the couple man and wife and when
either of them dies the steel and flint used at the ceremony are buried
with them to keep them warm on the long journy to the letter land.
HICKORY CHIPS
Gathered Under the SpreadingChest
nut Tree
flfl Eating
and Drinking
to Promote Health
By Additoa Hkkos. Springfield, m.
The writer has for many
years past made a study of
eating and drinking to pro
mote health. My experi
menting has lcen carried on
solely for my own benefit
and not with a view to pub
lication. 1 am assuming that practically everyone realizes the value of
exercise, rest and fresh air, so that the lack of these is not the cause
when we have ailments. Therefore there must be sony other cause, as
the rule of nature is health and any deviation from it is an indication (hat
we have lived unwisely in some way and I believe that in nine cases out
of ten it is the diet thst is at fault.
Tor about fifteen years I have not taken medicines of any kind
except in the form of food and water and at the same time 1 haw indulged
to a limited extent in drinking and smoking for the sociability and
pleasure of it.
During all this time I have not had a severe cold and when I have
had any at all I have believed it di.e either to overeating or improper
elimination of waste or both. In my opinion the cause has been over
eating. I have gone without a meal, clmnk considerable water and eaten
an orange and the cold has gone away. Yet as all ailments run their
course 1 am not so sure whether the cold would have disappeared without
the treatment. If I have thought the told due to incllic;cnt elimination I
have eaten fruits with seeds in them, such a raisins and figs, and green
vegetables raw, without any spices -a.' any kind, such as lettuce and cucum
bers, and also drunk considerable water.
Recently I was annoyed by a sore nose and reasoned that this was due
to impure blood. I am of the belief that onions are of great value as
blood purifiers on account of the sulphur they contain. I do not believe
that sulphur in its mineral form is of much value, as the human f-ystem
cannot readily assimilate anything outside of vegetable or animal food.
JSo I ate about six raw onions in two days and my trouble disappeared.
Mr.- Hryan fays that he has been
he worFt roue ted man In the coun
try. Then his countrymen are Justi
fied In saying. "Well done, William."
Men admire women who are per
fectly aquare, but not tfo angular.
IYrs dispatch nays that GeorRia
ftennte cpens Ha proceedings with
prayer. Would you have thought
It?
To Mart things coming your way,
go after them.
More good news! Jack Johnson
promnilpe never to return to this
country.
o
A $0 milliner's creation Is a poor
sort .f tap for girl to set In an
attempt to catch an economical
bachelor.
It may be pld of our Investigat
ing bodies that they face the heavy
firing of th camtra squads without
flinching.
Thrt correspond r.t who proke cf
the present Ilalk.m war ns "a lapse
Into barbarism" was p lightly In er
ror. Our very lust barbarians con
sidered it unethical to fight anions
Jheniselvea.
As "acting president" Mr. Hryan
I. roved thait he was a good actor.
Mc t of us who are more fontun
ately situated like to tell ourselves
:ht the gentlemen who dig the
ditcher and si'oke tue furnaces at US
in the shae'e get used to it and do
not mind the he;.t.
In the hot cly the man-mline half
of -the domestic sketch coniioits
hi-r.lf with the thought that the
feminine part cannot buy anything
but picture post rards up there In
the w'cmh ..
A St. Ixmim girl alri almost 130
hears and when s'.ie woke up asked
if her new slit skin! hail come home.
Pleasant dreams!
Occasionally American millions go
ahreaet as a matter of heer dona
tion without the festivity of a mar
riage. It may be asserted wjth confi
dence that Col. Mulhall will never
have a chance to acquire another
nu h collection of autographs.
The franknefj with which Mr.
Bryan has discussed hiw pe-unilary
affairs will intake work a little eas
ier for some Income tax collectors.
What the Ne.w Haven road ap
pears to need more than new dl
rectcis Is an expert lo:omctlve tamer.
I Forest Service
Does Good Work
Although the United States forest
service seems to have been unsuc
cessful in getting large numbers of
trees to grow successfully in the
;OO,000 acre tract -which was reserv
ed as a fores reserve In the Rand
hill country east of Alliance, and
which will be thrown open to home
Mead entry this fall, It is more suc
cessful in other places.
An agricultural colony In Palestine
's Just applied to the forest ser
vice for help In planting trees to
bind the drifting sands of the Med
iterranean. The colony is near Jaf
fa, or Yafa, the ancient Joppa of
the Bible, and there Is being devel
oped In connection with it a sea
side resort, with hotel, villas, bath
houses, and gardens.
The experts of the service point
out thait the reclamation of sand
dunes is not a serious problem in
'.he eastern United States because
the prevailing winds are from the
land and the sand Is blown into the
sea. On the vest coast the situa
tion Is more serious. The most not
nblr example of reclaimed sand ar
eas there Js furnished by Golden
(late Park, San Francisco, where
grasses, acacias, and, later, trees
and shrubs have converted sand
wastes into plcnsure grounds of
?re:.t beauty.
The attention of the Palestine
colony Is called to the wonderful re
clamation of the Landes, France,
where a wealth-producing forest of
maritime pine, the source of the
French turpentine, has been grown
to take the place of shifting dunes.
The American foresters also give
;he address c.f the French seedsman
who furnished this government with
the maritime pine seed which has
been used in planting experiments
on the Florida national forest, near
the Gulf conft.
newspaper to help a live merchant
and make his patronage profitable.
Many merchants would like to ad
vertise, so they say, if they had the
rtelit kind of medium, and many of
them are right in that they do not
have.
Many newspaper men say they
can not afford to improve their pa
pers because they do not get enotuh
patronage from the business men
the town.
A good live newspaper Is one of
le town's best advertisements. It
a 111 Inevitably draw trade to the
town. When the people living in
the vielnity of a town get a live
newspaper once or twice a week,
filled with news and the adis of the
stores, it Is bound to create a de
sire to visit that town and when the
vis is made sales rewult.
Help your local papers all you
can, all good business judgment will
allow, and go a little further if pos
sibilities are there. Knce.urage your
psiper to help the town, frown on
the pessimism and applaud the boost
er spirit, the intelligent boosting,
not the effervescent kind that is
all hot air and bluff.
Talk about good roads, booster
days, fall festivals, fairs, chautau
quas, and what not ncthins equals
ft good live newspaper supported by
live merchants for a steady, every -day-in-the-week,
genuine, permim.n
ent help to a town and its merchants
-i- , ... - - ,
J. W. Dithel, or Gillett. Wyo., one
of the first settlers la Alliance, Is
in the city this week, visiting old
friends. He had the flirt siloon in
Alliance and built the frame hnii.i
ang which now stands just north c;:'
the Wntscn trick s'ore bailcMnps.
a feed of fine roa-sting ears, ral.ned
in her garden In Alliance, the laft
of the week. So far as we know,
these ore 'the first raised here thb
year, and they were certaJnly fine.
She hen one of the finest garden
in town.
Mrs. Ed 0'Ionnell has been 111 for
a few days.
Hemingford
Hotel
Remedied and
in line shape.
Moderate rates
and Excellent
service. Experienced manage
ment. Give us a trial.
Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Knig'.t Hemingford. Nbr.
Mrs. M. .1. BaumgnrdneT has :.
warm spot in the hearts of The
Herald force. She treated them to
On "5Tcia.r Trip
take with you a box of good
CIG-AH3
and a late
Get 1hr-m nt up town news
stand or at depot
C. C. Joy returned last wetek from
Phoenix, for a stay of several
weeks. Mr. Joy says that things
are fine tn the Salt River Valley,
and that the Box Butte colony is
growing.
A Live Paper in a Live Town
The Omaha Trade Exhibit fcr
Saturday, July 2'th, contained the
following article, which contains
some very geed thoughts for the
man who thinks his home . paper
doesn't help the town much. And
If wc do f ly it ourselves, wo know
that Alliance has two of tho best
newspapers published In a town of
H size in the country. Compare
them with other papers and see.
A! live newspaper and a live town
almost always go together.
You seldom sec a really live town
without at. least one live newspaper
there, and you still more rarely see
a live newspaper in a dwul town.
The newspaper reflects the town
more surely than almost any other
institution.
It takers live merchants to support
a live newspaper. It takes a live
The Wagner Cafe
(Formerly Alliance Cafe)
CHAS. WAGNER. Proprietor
NEW MANAGEMENT. Com;.!ctt-ly refurnished
and remodeled. A neat clean restaurant that
will assure von prompt and t iirtroi;s treatment.
Sundav Chicken Dinner, 35c
MUl
11 i!
till
ill I!
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Best bread ever sold In Allisnce.
At groceries and at the restaurant.
FRONTIER W
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and Carnival of Shows
At ALLIANCE
STARTING MONDAY, AUG.
ffl Many Troubles Man
Lauses Lowly lailor
By J. B. GEHRING. New Yk
Men tailors have trouble
with shoulders, waistbands
and legs, but legs are the
worst. There isn't one man
in ten w ho can make an affi
davit that he is neither
knock-kneed nor bow-longed.
Perfectly straight legs are rare. It's un art to shape fabrics over bow-legs
6o thiit they will not nhow, and no joke to hide the bends of knock-knees.
I When a man begins to take on weight it shows first at the belt line,
thi n on the ?houKlcn and upper arms. Later it gets down to the legs.
In the meantime the tailor has his troubles in keeping his customer from
looking top-heavy. The tailor is supposed to take an imperfect anatomy
and shape garments over it with such nicety as to produce a fcupcrb figure.
It's a trying job.
Legs that are over-long are a source of some complaint. The waist-
oat has to be dropped an inch or to in cases like this. There arc knee's
which are fifly per cent, larger than they ought to be-pgreat knuckles of
lone that are hard to hide. Then there's the thigh, three times larger at
il e u) per end than at I he other. Men created on this model ought to be
permitted to wear full-catcd knickerbockers.
Mr. IhRknum, titUe land commia-1 Mrs. Oilman and daughter, Marjorie,
t-:ier. was In Alliance the flrnt of and Mrs. Humer, are planning on a
t'rr v.tck, looking over the uate!to weeks' auto trp iu the Hlack
t :.ccl line's adjacent to Ai'iance. ! Illlls, starting next wee-k.
l lYdcitcn c.f Alliance Is ex j g. 15. 1'etiie made a trip to Shell
'.r.; ic co to Deuver during the ; dan and surrounding points on stock
i'. c ciKave, making the trip in i inioin. lust itk Hp nat- tin.
,eerthlnK locks fjiie in that smslcn
- ' of the west. Mr. l'etiie
r. ur.l Mrs. Illvety and children, brother at Sheridan.
his auto.
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Under the auspices of the
Box Butte County Fair Association
Ricjht in the heart of the city on the great White Way
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of Good Happenings in Greater Alliance. Cheap Rates
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