flf WHAT IT ft -THEN SUDDENLY F,Nft5 OUT,
rnere TlOOlsn Cemtl f rOm.
The Hebrews who live In Germany
speak the German language, using
among themaelves a peculiar dialect
called "Yiddish " that term being It
self a corrupt form of the Germsn
word Yudlsch Russian Hebrews also
use this language, while by a curious
chain of historic events Turkish M
brews speak Spanish. Printed Yid
dish shows an Interesting combina
tion of languages, the words being
essentially German, but printed In He,
brew characters Christian Herald.
Made in Nebraska
New Berry In Demand.
The losanberrv. a hybrid of th
' blackberry and raspberry. Is aald to
! make the finest of Jellies, Jams and
j pies. Introduced a few years ago In
I the west, its popularity has been
steadily increasing, and the demand
now outruns the supply. Western
, Oregon and Washington are the
greatest producers of the new berry
GOING TO THE WEDDING
Ittl-H VKTaaUaWW" (9
r i f i-4ii eilal rJauaViBv Tjfo'laRBJ'nntKK t
Bishop Not Qualified.
Comments by the blHhop of London
(Dr. Ingram) on the fnlllng birth rate
were quoted by counsel in a case In
the Clerkenwell county court, when
Judge Cluer remarked: "What hus the
bishop to do with it? He is not mar
rled. Example is better rhan pre
cept."
To the Point.
All the world Is so closely akin that
not one Individual may realize his high
desire except all the world tthare It
with him. Every good thought you
send out la a silent power working for
peace, health, love. Joy, success to all
humanity Including yourself. Elisa
beth Towne.
8UN3HINE CRACKERS
'S box Krispy Crackers .75
kt box Soda Crackers 75
Kull box soda crackers, weigh
ing about 20 lbs., at 7 C
SKINNER'S MACARONI
Hlbow macaroni 10
Spaghetti 10
VemicelH .10
Mev.zani Macaroni 10
JEFFERSON BRAND SORGHUM
Made at Endicot, Nebraska
Absolutely pure, in gallon paals .HO
JAM PURE HOME MADE
Quart Mason Jars
Peach Jam .25
Pint Mason Jars
tJnipc Ian 20
SOAP
Diamond (' soap, loo bars in
box. Eoi ....... 3.t5
Paiirl W'liiii soan lnx of 100
bar lor LOO
BLUEING AND AMMONIA MADE
IN ALLIANCE j Vi Sacks
In Pint Bottles 48-lb. sack
In cent eOB, for .25 Two 48-lb. sacks
H for .85
NEBRASKA GROWN NAVY BEANS ! 4-lb. sack
Fancy goods, at per pound .... 6 ! Two 48-lb. sac ks
VICTOR FLOUR
Tuberculosis
Tuberculosis or consumption Is rare
In childhood: increases rapidly after
the age of fifteen, and Is moat com
mon between the ages of twenty-five
and thirty. Those who escape it till
the latter age are less and less prone
to it as they advance in years.
Loose Screws.
Very often a screw hole gets so
worn that the screw will not Btay in.
i In such a case cut narrow stripe of
i corn and fill the hole completely. Then
! force the screw In. This will make
1 It as tight as If driven into an en
i tlrely new hole.
In Lunnon.
First Workman (disgusted) These
blinkin' furrlncrs comes a 'obnobbln
wlv us in the toobs and buses and
lumme, they gits to tork llengllsli
very nigh as good as me and you, Hill
not 'arf, they don't! Punch.
Clove Protector.
To ward off a hole in a kfd "Rovo
where the fingernails cut through, las
ten a small niece of kid of the same
we color to the seams on the Inside of
the finger and the glove will last for
1 . " weeks.
2.65
RED R
1.30
2.55
A full line of the best goods on the market on hand all the time
House Hunting.
Prospective Tenants "There's one
great disadvantage about this house:
it is damp." Landlord That's no dis
advantage. If a fire were to break out
It wouldn't burn nearly so fast."
Alliance Grocery Co.
Prevents Cracks.
A small amount of vaselin rubbed
Into patent leather' shoes occasionally
will keep them soft and prevent crack
ing. Footwear of this leather should
be kept treed when not In use.
I Please accept our FREE H fiJ
LOOSE-WILES BISCUIT COMPANY. OMAHA. NEB. I
Pleatc scad nc FREE "Surprise Box" of aortcJ Suashioc Uiseuils. otiaaaaa V
Address
Grocer's Name
Address " 1 ' -i
By AMY GADSDEN.
"I went downtown and bought
Lucy's wedding gift today," said the
girl when conversation lagged a bit.
"It was real fun.''
"I went to school with Lucy, but she
didn't ask me to her wedding or to the
reception," said the young man caller.
"I wish to goodness she had. Surely
one's schoolmates ought to be asked
If anybody is."
"The reception is going to be small,"
said the girl, soothingly. "The house
isn't large you know."
"They've invited the whole town to
the wedding all but me."
"Well, It's too bad. I don't see,
though, how you can go when you're
not asked."
"If there was any way to slip me In
you a tnink or tt, woman i you: saia
the young man. "Couldn't I pretend
to be a butler or something?'
"Butlers wouldn't be at the wed
ding." exclaimed the girl. "You ro
thinking of ushers. Somebody might
drop her curd of admission out of the
church window to you."
"She might get caught and thrown
out. Do people have to have cards to
the reception, too?"
"No, you walk rlglit in for that, but
you couldn't do it without being
caught. They'd know you weren't
asked.'
"I'd give a lot to go to the wed
ding, anyhow."
"I didn't know you were so craxy
over weddings."
"It isn't weddings I'm craxy over,"
said the young man, with a sigh.
But I bet you're going to let Sam
Meadows take you."
He hasn't asked me yet. but if he
wants to take me I don't see why I
shouldn't go with him and enjoy myself."
No, I suppose not. A girl can't
imagine going with Sam and not hav
ing the time of her life."
"I didn't say that."
"No, but you thought it, apparently.
And here I am, craxy to go, and you
won't even think up a practical way
to smuggle me In."
'If you had called there recently
you'd have received an invitation."
1 didn't want to call there. There
was another place where I preferred
to go."
"Dear me! What a popular young
man."
"I didn't say a lot of placeB," he
protested. "But you know I haven't
got very much time and I'd rather
be here than anywhere else."
"That's very kind of you," she said
smiliiiK. "Hut you Hee what you ve
lost by it you can't go to the W9&
ding."
"Oh. bother!" he cried I don't
care a thing about that wedding."
"Why you said you wi re cra.y to
go!"
' I am. Hut If you wii.n't going
I'd not care at all."
"May-tor I won't go. Mother and
father will be away and It may happen
that Sain will take somebody else."
"That Isn't likely. He's been hern
every evening for months."
"Please don t exaggerate."
"Well, he's been here every time I
have. And now he can take you to
the doings and I've got to sit back
and smile like an anel and look aa
if I liked it."
"You won't even see us."
"No, but I know just what a good
time Sam will have. There won't be
a pr. titer girl there than you are.'
"Sam 11 think differently." she said
with a laugh. Sam's awfully Interest
ed in my cousin Mary, who's one of
the bridesmaids. lie always talks
about her every miuute when he calls
here. You see, they had a quarrel
and be came here to get news of her
It's all right now. I was the peace
maker, by the way."
"Then you're not going!" cried the
young man joyfully. "Can I come
over that evening?"
"I think you're horrid," she pouted.
"I'm crazy to go to the wedding.'
"And I'm crazy about you!" he
blurted out. "I've been trying to
tell you all the evening, I want you
to marry me!"
"Well, why It's so "
"You know I love you." he said. "I
couldn't stand it to think of your go
ing with Sam when 1 wanted so to
take you."
"You can go now!" she cried, secur
ing possession of her own hands and
proceeding to clap them "One's fiance,
you know, is always included!' Chi
cago Daily News.
ells
Uhoes
Look Over
His Line
Hanan, Edwin
Burn E. P. Reed,
and Sherwood
Ladles' line Is the
finest line
shown west of
Chicago by any
retail dealer.
Look Them Over
Monarch No- 1 Dip
1 to 75
Cures Scabs. Chases
Flies, Sure Death
to Lice
Certificate of Government Approval on
every can
THE BEST FOR
Sheep, Cattle, Horses, Poultry and Hogs
USE IT NOW
Guaranteed by RoC Chemical Concern. Lincoln, Nebr.
so.a by . L. ACHESON
We are prepared to do your
Fancy Cabinet Work
We operate a planing mill in connection
with our large Lumber Yard and are able
to turn out high grade work.
Get our prices on Wood Tanks, Storm
Doors or Porches, in fact, anything you
wish made to order.
FOREST LUMBER CO.
TELEPHONE 73
Mr. Man:
ore You Build
or Repair, Let
Mice Didn't Care.
Little Dorothea is one of those chil
dren whose danger signal is silence.
When she Is still, she is in mischief.
The other day her mother became
aware of the quiet which boded trou
ble. She was about to look for the
child when, at that moment. Dorothea
came in, her face rosy with happiness
and her mouth covered with crumbs
"Where have you been, Dorothea?"
aaked her mother. "What are you
eating?"
' CheeBe," said the young lady,
calmly
Cheese? Where did you get It,
dear?"
in the tuouf-trap "
"In the mouse-trap!" exclaimed her
mother, horrified.
"O. yeth!"
"Hut what will the mice do? They
won't have any cheese."
"O, dey don't care, mamma! Dey
was two moufles In de trap, and dey
didn't care a bit."
Earnest Rosenberger
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OX ALL KINDS OF
Carpentering and Contracting
Jobs taken, large or small, jobbing a Specialty.
Estimates and Plan I Furnished Free.
Rates Reasonable. Work Guaranteed.
of hu-
Oood Test
Has Mrs Bifferis a
mor?"
"I'm afraid not. I've seen her look
at Mr. Hlffels a number of til
Without iw iwlUax "
HEMINGFORD, NF BR ASK A
Coughs Are Dangerous
I'ri'j trequtiitly they ImkI to very
serious results. No cough should ev-
r be neglected. Just as soon us it
occurs a remedy should be sought.
We believe that the very best
treatment obtainable for coughs of
any description is Kexall Cherry
Murk Cough Syrup. We sell It un
der a positive guarantee that if it
uoes not satisfy you and relieve your
cough your money back.
Kexall Cherry Hark Cough tffW
helps destroy the disease germs
wntch are common cause of coughs.
It ! In ohecJi violent spasms of the
I rouchial tubes and tends to soothe
the inflamed membranes and nerves,
poring them in a condition of rest
so that the injured tissues may have
' a chance to heal.
Kexall Obanry Bark Cough Syrup
: has a thoroughly agreeable taste and
is uMially good for young children or
older people. 25 cents, 60 cents and
j t. Sold lu this community only at
our store -The Kexall Store P. K.
Moisten.