u II M ll Vfr b . Classical Example of Cheek. Surely It will remain a clnsslcal ex ample of "cheek" that la described In the following story, told by tho Coun try Gentlenum: One of tho English .generals, during tho Boer war, hav ing secured a turkey, asked hj friends to dinner When tho day camo tho bird has disappeared. It was traced to the quarters of tho naval brigade, and a young midship man owned to having 'pinched" it. Tho infuriated general exhausted his vocabulary In abuse- of this delin quent, who replied; "I'm very sorry, sir! But you wouldn't havo liked it. Wo tried to get our teeth through it, but It was so tough wo had to throw It away. If I'd known you would havo taken It so much to heart I'd havo got tho carpenter to mnko you another." Sensible Housekeepers will havo Defiance Starch, not alono because they get ouo-thlrd moro for tho same money, but also becauso of Buperior quality. A Don's Fidelity. Last week a gamekeeper named Henry Osmond In the employ of Lord Falmouth was fatally shot in a poach ing affray at tho Tregothnan Woods. Tho evidence shows that Osmond must huva died betwoen G:P.O and t o'clock on Tuesday evening, January 2G. Ills body was not discovered un til 5 o'clock on tho following Wed nesday afternoon. All these hours, during which It rained pitilessly, a retriever puppy remained Immovable by tho side of tho her dead master and In her fierco affection would not allow the search party to touch tho body. At last Is was Bocured and fastened to a tree, but tho faithful animal gnawed through tho ropo and returned to Its guardianship of the dead. Sailer's Earliest Cane. Another new thing. Can be cut six times during a season and sprouts again with lightning rapidity. Next to Salzer's Tcoslnte It will make more green fodder than anything else; cheap as dirt and grows everywhere. Of Salzer's Renovator Grass Mixture, Just the thing for dying out pasture and meadows, Mr. E. Rappold, East Park. Ga writes, "I sowed Salzer's Grass Mlxturo on soil 'so poor two men could not raise a fuss on It,' and in forty-one days after sowing I had the grandest stand of grass In the county. Salzer's Grass Mixtures Bprout quick ly and produce enormously." 100,000 ban els choice Seed Potatoes, SALZCIt's NKW NATIONAL OATS. Here is a winner, a prodigy, a mar vel, enormously proline, strong, healthy, vigorous, producing In thirty Btates from 1E0 to 300 bu. per acre. You had best sow a lot of It, Mr. Farmer, In 1904, and In tho fall sell It to youi neighbors at $1 a bu. for seed. JU3T SEND IOC III 8TAMP3 to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse. Wis., and receive in return their big catalog and lots of farm seed oamples free. (W. N. U.) Some Rich Germans. Tho richest citizen of Berlin has an income of $704,000 a year. If he realizes 5 per cent on his investment a tremendous interest in Germany his fortune is about ?14,000.000. Tne next richest man has $12,500,000. There are thirteen millionaires be tween 55.000.00J and 10,000,000, thirty-three jbetweon $2,500,000 and $5,000,000, and 021 between half a million and $2,500,000. Tho number of those whoso fortunes are over $14, 000 is 53,800, and less than that sum, 378,484. All of these pay an income tax. Tho population of Ber.in is 2, 000,000. A million and a half pay no . income tax. Wigfl!eStIck laundry ntun Won't spill, break, frcczo nor spot clothes. Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth of nny other bluing. If your grocer docs not keep It send lOcforsamplo to Tho Laundry Blue Co., 14 Michigan dtrcot, Chicago. His Last Request. Representative Maddox of Georgia, who is soon to retire from congress, has received this letter from a con stituent: "Dear Mister Kongressman: Sum timo ago I writ you asking if their wero anny thing tho guvment could do to make a flghtin' wife be havo herself. I ain't heard from you and things is no better. Will you please let mo know how I can get one of them big pizen snakes from Afrlky. I havo always voted for you and this is mlty little to ask of you, specially when a man's wife is always a-peckln on him." Dealers say that as soon as a cus tomer tries Deflanco Starch it la im possible to sell them any other cold water starch. It can be used cold or boiled. Nicholas Turns Composer. According to a Belgian paper, tho czar is among tho composers. It is stated that a soiree in tho winter palace several works irom tho im perial pen wero performed, among them ono entitled "Tho Song of Peace." This stands in three sec tions, tho first of which depicts tho turmoil cf battle, while the second suggests the stricken field, covered with dead and wounded. Tho third Invokes retribution upon those who aro respsonslblo for such horrors. Another work is written in honor of the saints of the Orthodox church. GOOD nOCSEKEEPEnil Use the best. That's vtby they boy Red Crow Ball Blue. At loading grocors, & cents. As tho wlso man knows he Is a fool he Is mlserablo; the fool imagines ho is wlso and is happy. When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. LEWIS SINGLE BINDER STRADGHT 5"r CIGAR SS.GOO.OOO Tour Jobber er direct from Factory, I'eorU, 111 JAPS' ATTEMPT ANOTHER MOVEMENT TO TLE PORT ARTHUR. BOT- WHEN ATTEMPT WAS IYIAQE Report that the Japanese Have Sunk ' Seven Merchant Steamers In the Harbor Demand in Connection With Manchuria. LONDON Tho Dally Telegraph published a dispatch from its Toklo correspondent, which says: "On tho night of March 22 the Jap anese fleet renewed the attempt to bottlo up Port Arthur. Sixteen war ships escorted seven merchant steam ers to tho mouth of tho harbor and under cover of tho bombardment tho steamers were ran In and sunk In do fclred positions. Three hundred Jap anese offlcois and bluejackets volun teered for the duty. An official re port Is expected this esenlng." Tho Dally Telegraph's circumstan tial report from tho Toklo correspond ent that Japan sUccocedcd in bottling up Port Arthur on the night of March 22 ir, not confirmed from any other quarter. Tho special dispatches to tho other morning papers announce no new developments, but throw a few sidelights on tho operations. Tho Standard's Tien Tsln corre spondent says that Viceroy Alexleff renewed his demand for tho with drawal of all Chiriese officers end sol diers from Manchuria on tho ground that It would be Impossible to conduct tho war properly. Tho Dally Mail's correspondents FLAGSHIP OF JAPANESE FLEET give from Japanese sources some de tails of the condition of Port Arthur, which wero gathered during a recent visit of a Chinese Junk, there. It Is assorted that a boom had been placed across thoentranco to tho roadstead, which was alive with mines, so de fective and so carclesbly laid as to equally endanger both Russian and Japanese vessels. Tho damaged Rus sian warships, those reports say, wero repaired with such haste that It Is dangerous for them to leave their an chorage. Eight battleships and ciuls ers and ten torpedo boat destroyers aro now uninjured and often leave the r harbor, but never go far from tho forts. Japanese naval officers praise the quality of tho Russian torpedo boat destroyers, which, they confers, havo done excellent work,, but they declare that tho Russian shells are badly fused and fall to explode, except when thoy strike direct upon armor, and that their charges of guncotton aro in sufficient to cause serious damage. The Dally Mall's Shan Hal Kwan correspondent says that tho JapanosG aro secretly engaging Chinese to act as irregular corps. CODY MAKES DEPOSITION. "Buffalo Bill" Testifies that His Wife Tried to Poison Him. DENVER. Colonel William F. Cody ("Buffalo Bill") made a depo sition before a notary in this city Wednesday in the action for divorce which he has begun In Big Horn coun ty. Wyoming. Colonel Cody will sail for Europe shortly and will be absent from tho country when his suit Is tried. In tho proceedings today Colo nel Cody was interrogated by his own attorney and was subjected to an ex amination by counsel for Mrs. Cody. "Mrs, Cody tried to poison me three years ago," the colonel testified. "She had frequently threatened to do it. Wo were visiting in Rochester, N. Y during the holidays of 1900, and the day after Christmas 1 was ill. I sup posed tho turkey and plum pudding did not agree with mo. Sho said sho would fix mo up. She pretended to give me medicine. It was poison. It almost finished me for I was uncon scious for some time. I think it must havo been an overdose, for it made mo vomit, and I suppose this saved my life." Colonel Cody related many in stances of his wife's having humili ated him, at his "former homo" in North Platte by her conduct toward guests. Bermuda Lilies Arc Coming. NEW YORK. Tho first Btoamshlp load of Easter lilies has arrived from Bermuda. This consignment was mainly for the far west and as soon as the vessel docked, express vans transferred the flowers to tho railroad station and they wero started to their destinations. There were thousands of rratos in the cargo, requiring the most dollcate handling. It is expected that more of tho flowers will be brought north this jear than over before. THE BEEF TRUST. Making Investigations Into Its Opera tions. WASHINGTON The department of coimnerco and Jnbor, through tho bu reau of corporations, la making au Investigation Into tho operations of tho beef trust. A part of tho Investi gation Is being conducted in accord- aneo with a resolution passed by tho houso of represontatlxes rccontly. Prior to tho adoption ot the resolution, tho department, through its regular channels, had collected certain Infor mation concoinlng tho beef trust. Tho resolution which was drafted by Hop rescntatUo Martin of South Dakota, requested tho department officials to ascertain, If possible, tho cause of tho difference In pi Ice between beef on tho hoof and dressed 'beef. It was pointed out that western stJcliiutMi believed that thoy wero being discriminated against by tho tr.ist and that tho markets of tho count! y wero being manipulated to tholr detriment. Neither Secretary Cortelyou nor Commissioner Garfield of tho bureau of corporations will discuss tho Inves tigation in any way. It is made per fectly clear, however, that this Inves tigation, as well as all others conduct ed by that department, will bo mndo by the officials of tho department themselves, without assistance; that tho department will not stoop to tletcc tlvo work In the conduct of tho In quiry and that tho proceedings will bo devoid of any spectacular features. There will ho no public hearings and publicity will bo avoided so far as pos sible. Tho pending Investigation Is being conducted by Commissioner Garfield, under tho direction of Secretary Cor telyou. Beyond that fact, practically AND TORPEDO tlOAT FLOTILLA. nothing is obtainable. Whether tho results of the investigation aro to bo made public at its conclusion will de pend entirely on President Roosevelt, Alaskans who have been in Washing ton all winter pressing the claims of that territory for remedial legislation fear now that con;iess will adjourn without according tholr claims tho at tention which In their opinion ,tHey warrant. They have feon tho president during the winter in the Interest of tho legislation thoy nro seeking and today several of thtfm called at the Whlto Houso again. SCORE POINT AGAINST ROADS. Cattle Raiser's Permitted to Show Al leged Discrimination. WASHINGTON Tho interstcto commerce commission on Monday an nounced its decision in the case ot tho Cattlo Raisers' association of Kansas, complainant, and the Chicago Live stock exchange, Intervener, against tho Chicago, Burlington & Qulncy and olher railroads entering Chicago. Tho Commission holds that the statute of limitations does not apply to the suit of tho members of tho association :or damages and defines tho proceduro to bo followed in procuring reparation through the commission. Tho complainant and the intervenor are given leave to show to what ter ritory the through rate reduction of 189G npplled, and if it appears that there was territory to which such re duction did not apply and from which no reduction has been made, defend ants will bo allowed to show, slnco conditions may havo changed feubse quont to tho making of tho original oi'der, that tho through rate from that territory is reasonable and just, not withstanding tho ndditlon of tho ter minal chargo of $2 per ear In Chicago. BANKING BILL GOES THROUGH. Lobby Falls to Kill Measure In the Iowa House. DES MOINES, la. Tho houso of reprcsentathes passed tho hanking bill, which permits tho state to de posit its money at Interest, by a voto of 05 to 15. Thoro was a strong lob by -of bankers working ngalnst tho measure. It Is belloed it will go through t!ie senate with little opposi tion. Tho hill to raise tho compensation of county supervisors was killed by tho house by a decisive voto. Tho outlook is that none of the measures asking for an increase in the salary of county officers will go through both houses at this session, Kansans Ask Big Appropriation, WASHINGTON. A largo delegation of Kansans, comprising senators, rep resentatives and prominent citizens of tho stnto called at tho War depart ment nnd wore heard at length by General MackonJo, chief of engineers, upon tho poni.ig proportion to stralghton out and change the course of tho Kaw river with a vlow to tho prevention of a repetition of the flood which engulfad part of Kansas City and other Kansas towns. Tho dele gation "wants $1,000,000 to begin work. ftlfl ADb'ttlTC CyifHATTli.... iu Hfrt narrifiifUBftiEu- Many Women During the Spring Months Suffer From Extreme Lassitude, Loss of Appetite and Nervousness What They Need Is Pe-ru-na, the Great Tonic Miss Bertha M Rush, 5435 Klncnrdo street, Pittsburg, Pa., Superintendent Junior Society of Metliodlst Protestant Church and lending Soprano of tho choir, writes: "WordB cannot describe my thankfulness to you for Poruna. I was a sufferer from systemic catarrh for years and was In a very much run down condition. 1 was extremely nor oua and had tho most foolish fears over nothing. I wns thin and ema ciated. "My physician advised me to leave this climate, but as it was not con venient to "do so at this timo, I took tho advice of t friend to uso a bottlo of Perunn. I took it faithfully and when the first bottlo was gone I felt so much better that 1 bought six moro and took them faithfully, after which I looked llko a new woman. "I gained In flesh, my nppetlto re turned and all my old symptoms hnd disappeared. I am moro than thnnk ful to Perunn." Miss Boithn M. Rush. I AM TIRED. Everybody is Tired Spring Weather Does It Every One Should Be Cautious. Depression of tho nervous syBtom at tho approach of spring Is tin cause. General lassitude, dull, heavy sensa tions, continual tired feeling, with ir regular nppetlto, and sometimes loss of sleep. Poruna moots every indica tion and proves itself to ho perfectly adapted to all their arlcd peculiari ties. Poruna Invigorates tho Bystem, rejuvenates tho" feelings, restores tho normal appetite and produces regular slep That tired feeling wjnch Is tho nat ural result of tho depressing effect of warm weather immediately after tho Invigorating cold of winter, quietly disappears whoa Poruna Is tnken. Thousands nro dany testifying to Its priceless benefit. Mrs. H. Kassatt, 1301) West 13th street, Dos Moines, la., writes: "I nm happy to givo my endorsement for your valuable medicine, Poruna, as I consider it a valuable medicine to take when tho system is run down from overwork. About two years ago I felt that I must tako a long rest as I had been unable to work for over a month and could not regain my strength. I could not sleep at night and wns In a very nervous, high strung, condition. I decided to try what Peruna would do to build up my strength, and am pleased to say that I began to lmprovo very shortly, and In loss than two months I was able to take up my work, and felt better than I havo for years. I tako It now twlco a car and .find thnt It keeps mo in perfect health." Mrs. Knssatt was for over ten years tho manager of a plant fur nishing ladles' wear and employing hundreds of women. Ho gives but an empty hand who withholds his heart. Hundreds of dealers say thd extra quantity and superior quality of Do flanco Starch is fast taking placo of all other brands. Others say they cannot sell any other starch, Though tho world may owo all of us a living, only a fow aro preferred creditors. Teoslnt and Ilillloit Dollar Gran. Tho two greatest fodder plants on tarth, one good for 14 tons hay and the other 80 tons green fodder per acre. Grows everywhere, so doeB Vlctorln Rape, yielding 00,000 lbs. sheep and swlne food per acre. JCST BEND lOO IK BTAMrS TO THE John A. Salcer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., and receive In return their big catalog and Iota of farm seed samples. iW. N. U.) Ho who will not bo a servant can not bo a ralnt. $500. Given Awa Write us or ask nn Alabiutlfie dealer for full particulars and Tree sample card of TUB SANITARY WALL COATINS. Destroys disease germs and vermin. Never rubs or scales. You can apply it mix with cold water. licautiful effects on walls and in white nnd delicate tints. NOT a 'disease-breeding, out-of-date hot-water glue preparation. KaUo- mines bearing fanciful names and mixed with hot water are 6tuclc on with clue, which rots, nourishing germs of lue. which rots, nourishing germs of eadly diseases and rubbing and seal- ueauiy u Ing, spoiling walls, clothing end furni urni kg. lure, iiuy aibdbsiiqo in u id. re. iiuy Alabastlne in f lb. d properly labelled, of paint, hardware mm urug ucaiers. ieauei et lints, Hints on Dccoratlnir," and our artist!.1 ideas free. AUBXSIIVE CO, Cm CiiUi, Hick., if IM liter St, M. HORTH'SOUThWWS? Yu VI hU riN 'bans ll9 CkOTMIKST SVERYWHERE.. A Tie Ut vtitttii, billed Kwtmafd sat y-jeven yen eApawfice &k wax TOWER'i ikkcaOKbuiirbti farac the worM ever Thy tit rcfe in fciatk coellpwfar oil Mi cf tt work, wtfewryfcrnert tew$"K 3IGN OP 1 THE rlJH i cuorarfwl to etvi Itfoctlcn. All retoN dttleo xil them. t A J.TWU Ca.WJIM.HJUi,U 1A. 7T'i cwyjx cduiittiiosaiiauR II TOffM 'Ml ill mm snssasBaUBaHHrM 1 ' mmfmmwmwr m mniiiii i n, nw p w mi i . B-MsMMiJivWisaifciiiun; n iimmammSmMtii MISS BERTHA M. RUSH-PITTSBURG. Miss Rush Suffered with Systemic Cntarrh Was Ner vous, Had No Appetite, Grew Thin and Emaciated. She Now Looks Like a Now Woman After & Course of Pc-ru-na. Tired, Nervous Women.' There are thousands of them every where A fow bottles of Perunn would do them untold benefit. As a tonic and nerve Invigorator It has no equal, It builds up tho nerves, it givcB ntrongth to the circulation and at onco restores tho uppetito and diges tion. No fepblo woman should bo without Peruna. oooooooooooooooooooooooooo o o THE LINCOLN IMPORTING HORSE (0 2 Lincoln. Nebraska o ! o o o It o o o o o I o German Coacti. g Perclieroib, English Shire 2 : l-rnnh flr..ft O gj muui vmi o fi Jnrt DnMlinr O o o o o o o o o o tuu uciyuii. o Th LARGEST lmPertr el FIRST- o CLASS tailior o 3i concern In Jill tl- X Wmi OVER 50 HEAD TO SELECT q FROM. Ot arriving in L'ncolu ult th if St.ie Frm ttKet car w) 1 h rum directly 10 5 our bam, Coinc and t ut or writ n Lg. Dm. Tl 5 A I. Millhun, flcr q DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOQOni" BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh of the stomach. 1 THERES NO USE ARGUING 1 B mn ii ii i B H OdLutec Surdi b &1k nrjr best Sureh taufa. ra B It's stick MaBL. Hundredj viS testify to K. r JBDH! B Try tt one youndL o.J9F7liLw H Vt gturtntec HHjfartlaa or aoaty lj 4r)?fe-&1 H You cin't lose. Btw,strflPlf H DctUnee Surch b'atsoluuly bu fnmTdiSktSt. JBil&SeanjL B UmotrithdouSnbc&UiuUlulindwfflootratthaa Kfymj&i&flm B Grt it of your grocer. .ffiffflrjMJEffii B IS oanca for 10 cttnfr-otM-thlrd aasrt f Jjlfgftnk B fou et of any other Irani, ihmxpifwh B ' flHniiffff B TUC nCEIAMHC QTADPli Pfi nEHIlll - i m .,,. ,,rn aWmkn(&mfr,TCYxm r . fwMiKimm w ivtfifiXH 'ff Wf. r NERVOU If you do not receive prompt and ratlsfactory results from the use ots Peruna, write at once to Ur. Mart- man, glvlnga full statement ot your i case, ana lie will be picasea to give you Ms valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hart man, President of the nartman Sanitarium. Co lumbus, Ohio, WELL ESmiUN MM&HMERY. l'OKTMlI.K an I drill any eyib, by ktcam (ir horse power. 43 llri:i(KNT STYLES Vt'ti ihnltvngft cuwpe-ttllon. Sea far t rr IUo.lrlrd ((librae K- KI'LI A 1 WE HIU. CO. Ibctluut HI,. uU-.lm, law. PORTRAIT AGENTSs T)al Direct will) Maoulacturari ,Ddoaye jaoney Ourguoditheliet. I'r e lie net l'romni alilp inenta. UeliTeri of avl ,("' fk'Mranieoii Llezaut amplPiDilY' 1' fnn e nu fnr "fan me Aridren ADAH 1. KKOLL-CO New l.-a Building-, CaicifO. wmTm&nimBL LUKfcb Whtri Alt USt AILS. if licit licit i.ougn &rruu. irtr tioou. In time, tfu .Mil 1 ogoTyff 4 Kttab l llihrd ure ri :T drtiKKlatH. rcf ffiLi flfr 1 II ,' '.I', HClB