The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922, December 11, 1903, Image 2

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that Contains Mercury.
rnarcory will surely dectroy tba on of email anl
completely derange the whole eyatcrn when entering
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tbonid naverbe used except on prescriptions from
repatalilephyalclena, the damage they wHl da la
ten fold to the good yon can possibly derive from
them. Hall's Catarrh fore, manureetnred by r. J.
Cheney Co., Toledo, O.. contalna no mercury. and
la taken Internally, aettn directly upon tba blood
ni, MflNmi inffftrm nf ihit Britain. In bnvlnff Nalla
Catarrh Cure ba aura you tel tha genuine. It Is
taken Internally and mada In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J.
it ana msae ig is
-rtfmnnlftU trmtt.
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at nran
lata, rrica 7M per ooiiio
llsll'a Family Fill ro tba beat.
A "funny man" may llko to mako
fun, but ho dislikes being mndc fun of.
It Is tho ponson with a fiery temper
who Is moat oaBlly put out.
All Up to Date Housekeepers
use Penance Cold Water Starch, because
It Is batter, and o. more ot It for same
money.
"When a ranu strikes a "throw" on ft
chair ho 1b In tho throes of misery, till
ho throws It off.
YEIAOW CLOTHES AUB ONSIOIITtT.
Keep thom white with Red Crow Hall Blue.
All grocers soil largo 3 oz. package, 5 cents.
A mnn has no business with religion
who has no religion with his business.
Mr. Wlnslows fsootfttop; Bynin.
For children teething, softens tho gums, reduces &
Caimnatlon.allaye pain, curea wind collo. 35o a Iwttla.
Keep your complaints out of your
heart and thoy will dlo of ncgloct.
u
Straighten Up
Tho main muscular support of
body weaken and let to under
Backache
or Lumbaco. To restora, etrengthen
and straighten up, usa
St. Jacobs Oil
Price 25c. nnd BOc.
LEWIS SINGLE B8NDER
iSTRAIGHT5f CIGAR
5,600,000
Your Jobber or direct front 1'actory, l'corla, III
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weatherwise
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' inerv arv.inaiiy jnuuauuiia.
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A substitute for and superior to mustard or any
other piaster, and will not blister tho moil
delicate akin. The pain-allayine and curativo
qualities ot thla nrticle ara wonderful. It will
atop the toothache at onco, ond relievo head
ache ana sciatica, we recommend it as tne best
nd safest external counter-irritant kuonn. alto
as an external remedy for pains in tho chest
and stomach and all rheumatic neurnltio and
gouty complaints. A trial will prove what wo
claim for It. and It will to found to bolnvalu-
ablo in tho household. Many people aay "it In
the best ot all your preparations." Price 10
cents, at all dmscists or other dealers, or by
sendinc this amount to us In postage stamps n a
will send jou tube by mail. No article should
ba accepted by tho public unless tho sania
carries our label, as othcrwiso it is not Genuine. !
CIIGSnilKOUOll MP(1. CO.,
17 Stato Stteet. Nmv Yor Citt.
a
Then why not hoop In view tho
foot that the tormina lands of
Western
Canada
are sufficient to support a population ot 50.000,000
or over? The Immiaration for the past six J cars
has been phenomenal.
FREE Hsmtstead Lands
easily accessible, while other landa may ba pur
chased from Railway and Land Companica. The
irain and (ratine; lands of Western Cansda are the
best on the continent, producing the best srain.
and cattle (fed on (rasa alone) ready tor market.
Markets, Schools, Hallways uud ull other
rott (lit lone mako Western Canada an envi
able apot for the settler.
Write to the Superintendent Immlcration, Otta
wa, for a descripthe Atlas, and other information,
or to the authorized Canadian Government Asent
W. V. Bennett, HOI New York Life lluildia.
Omaha, Neb,
THRIFTY FARMERS
are Invited to settle In tba state of Maryland, where
they will nnd a delightful and bealtby rllmate.flrit
class tnarketa for thtlr products and pleuty of land
at reasonable prices. Map and descriptive pamph
lcta will bo sent free on application to
H. BADENHOOP,
Sec'i Stale Board ot Immigration. BALTIMORE, MD.
When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
W. N. U., Omana.
No. 501903
BEGGS' CHERRY COUGH
5YRUP cures coughs and colds.
wJCKjSL MARK
R5
Dlblo In Many Language
Tho dlvoralty of tongues to bo found
In one country Is often a mntlor of
surprise. Last your tho Dlblo society's
agents sold tho scriptures In fifty
throo languages In tho Russian em
pire, In twenty-eight languages In
Durmah, In thirty In South Malnlala
nnd fltty-thrco In tho Egyptian agency.
"World's ratr."
A St. Louis World's Fair Informa
tion Bureau has been established at
1G01 Farnam St., Omaha, Nob., In
charge of Harry E. Moorcs, whero all
Information will bo cheerfully fur
nished free ot chargo.
Paying Dear For Stubbornness.
A mnn In Lowlston, Me., defied tho
city authorities to collect his poll tax,
nnd they Jailed him, and ho has been
behind tho bars slnco August 5, run
ning up a bill of lv75 a week in addi
tion to his $2 poll tax. Ho must pay
both before ho can bo released and It
looks as If ho would pay dear for his
stubbornness.
Do Your Clothes Look Yellow?
Then uso Defiance Starch, it will keep
them whlte-16 oz. for 10 cents.
Tho stock broker Is usually In touch
with hln customer's purse.
C3TC Permanently rurwl tto flta or nervousness a?ta?
is I u first dr' use of Ir Kune'i Orrat Nrrro llettor
tr. nnd for I'HKK O'j.OO trial bottl and ttraUao.
bn. 1U It XLtxr. Ltd., n arch Rtrb I'hlladalcnla.a'"
Dlfilcultlos aro meant to rouso, not
dlBcourngc. Channlng.
A girl will study tho effects of every
color except tho green of JcnlotiBy.
Insist on Getting It.
Some Rrocers sny tltey don't keep Do
flnnce Starch. Thin ltP because they novo
a fitock on hand of other brands contain
ing only 12 o. In n nacknKC, which they
won't lie able to sell first, bccnuiie De
fiance contains 16 5. for the came money.
Do you want 1C oz. Inntenrt of 12 oz. for
name money? Thru buy Dellance Starch
llequlrcs no cooklnR.
One Idea of Eternity.
Dudd Doblo, tho veteran horseman,
went to A country church not long ago
and says that tho pnrson gavo him a
bottor Idea of eternity than ho had
over had previously. "Eternity," said
tho preacher, "Is forever nnd forever,
nnd flvo or six everlastings on top
of that. Why, brothers nnd sisters,
after millions of millions of centuries'
had rollod away In eternity It would
still bo a hundred thousand years to
breakfaBt time."
rlso's Curo for Consumption is an lnfnlltble
medlclno for coughs and colds. N. W. SAitUSL,
Occun drove N. J., Feb. 17, 1000.
When Loubet Retires.
M. Abol Comuarlon, secretary gen
eral to President Loubet of Franco, Is
quoted ns saying In a recent inter
view: "At tno 6xpirallon of tho pe
riod of seven years, for which ho was
elected, tho president wltl step hack
Into tho ranks. He is a plain citizen,
whom the people havo rnlscd to ofilco
for a given t(mc, but ho would con
sider It contrary to tho spirit cf tho
constitution for him to tako advan
tage of his giresont position In order
to secure re-election."
An Interesting "ThImWe."
There's a remarkable "thimble" at
tho Massachusetts state house. Major
Charles O. Davis, tho sorgoant-at-arniB,
kcops it as his rare treasure,
closely hidden In tho drawer of his
desk. It was presented to him at tho
battlo of Kelly's Ford, Va., when Ma
jor Davis was ordered to chargo with
his squadron Into a patch of woods
whore tho "Johnnies" were lying con
cealed In a perfect horseshoe forma
tion, Into tho bow ot which tho troop
ers charged, only to rocelvo a doadly
flro In front, on both flanks and from
rear. This peculiar thimble was made
from tho heavy breastplate of the ma
jor's bolt and manufactured then and
there. A shot struck tho pinto square
ly In tho center, at Just about tho pit
ot tho major's stomach, Out ot the
saddle ho went, and for a considerable
Interval lay dead to tho world. In re
gaining consciousness tho major felt
sure that ho was hard hit, but there
was no blood. A close examination
rovcalod a dark purplo spot Just bo
hind tho buckle, and severe abrasion
of tho outer cutlclo, but no puncture
of tho abdomen, nB had beon feared.
When tho plato was picked up there
was nn Idententatlon In It so deep
that ono may Insert tho tip of his
little finger nnd wear it as ho would a
thimble. It was good, stout brass,
however.
ABOUT FEAR
Often Comes From Lack of Right
Food.
Napoleon said that tho best fed
soldiers were his nest soldiers, for
fear and nervousness cotno quickly
when tho stomach Is not nourished.
Nervous fear Is a sure sign that tho
body Is not supplied with tho right
food,
A Connecticut lady says: "For
many years I had been a sufferer from
1 digestion and heart trouble and in
almost constant fear of sudden death,
tho most acute suffering possible.
Dieting brought on woakness, emacia
tion and norvous exhaustion and I
was a complete wreck physically and
almost a wreck mentally.
"I tried many foods, but could not
avoid the terrible nausea followed by
vomiting that camo after eating until
I tried Grape-Nats. This food agreed
with my palate and stomach from tho
start This was about a year ago.
Steadily and surely a chango from
sickness to health camo until now I
have sio Bymptoms ot dyspepsia and
can walk 10 miles a day without being
greatly fatigued. I havo not taken a
drop of medicine slnco I began tho
use ot Grape-Nuts and people say I
look many years younger than I
really am.
"My poor old sick body has been
made over and I feel as though my
head had been too. Life Is worth liv
ing now and I expect to enjoy It for
many years to como If I can keep
away from bad foods and have Grape
Nuts." Namo given by Postum Co.,
Dattle Creek, Mich.
There's a reason.
Look In each package for a copy of
tho famous little book, "The Road to
j ttellvllle."
jrrtfleTirA7iiljei
THE GIRL
HALFWAY
I A STORY OF TH
t 11 Y B. HOUGH. AUTHOR OP g.41 B
I Cetyritkttd, 1901. iy D.
AtfltttH
CHAPTER V.Contlnued.
"Hato to lose you," said tho Judge
politely "hato to lose you, of course,
but then a young man's got to mako
his way; bo's got to get his start."
Franklin roso and-turned toward tho
older man. "If you please, Judge,"
said ho, "get tho commltteo appointed
for to-night it you can. I'll tako tho
examination now."
"Yes? You nro In a hurry!"
"Then to-morrow I'll go over and
say goOd-byo to my sister; nnd tho
next day 1 think I'll follow the wagons
West I'vo not much to put In a
wagon, so I can go by rail, Tho road's
nway weBt of tho Missouri now, nnd
my letter comes from tho very last
station, at tho head of the track."
"So?" said tho Judge. "Well, that
ou"it to ho far enough, sure, If you
go clean to tho jumptng-off place."
CHAFTErt VII.
The New World.
Franklin crossed tho Missouri river,
that dividing stream known to a gen
eration of Western men simply as "tho
River," nnd acknowledged as tho boun
dary between tho old and tho now, tho
known nnd untried. When ho de
scended from tho rttdo train ho needed
no ono to toll him ho had como to
Elllsvlllc. He was at tho limit, tho
edge, tho boundary! "Well, friend,"
Bald tho fireman, who was oiling tho
engine ns ho passed, and who grinned
amiably as ho spoke, "you're Buro at
tho front now."
Franklin had not advised his friend
Dattcrslelgh of his intended arrival,
but as he looked about fllm ho saw
that ho had little need for any guide.
EHIbvIHo as nn actual town did not
yet exist. A mdo shanty or two and
a lino of tents indlcatod the courso of
n coming streot. Moro thnn forty
cow ponies stood in tho Cottage corral
or in tho street near by. Afar thpro
swelled tho sound of morning revel
ries. Rubbed his head and made
After breakfast Franklin paused for
a moment at tho hotel office, almost as
Jargo jand empty as tho , dining room.
Different men now and then came and
passed him by, each seeming to havo
some business or his own. Tho clerk
at tho hotel naked him If ho wanted
to locate some land. Still another
stranger, a florid and loosely clad
young man with a mild blue eye, ap
proached him and held some converse
Mornln', friend," said the young
man.
"Good morning," said Franklin.
"1 allow you're Just In on the front,"
said tho other.
"Yes," said Franklin, "I camo on
tll0 jast train."
j .ctnv lone'"
"Well, as to that," said Franklin, "I
linnllv know, but I shall look around
a bit"
"I didn't know but maybe you'd like
to go south o' hero, to Plum Center.
1 run tho stngo lino down there, about
forty-six miles, twlct a wook. That's
my livery bam ovor there second
wooden building In tho town. Sam's
my name; Sam Poston. If you want
to go down there, como over and I'll
fix you up."
Franklin replied that he would bo
glad to do so In case he had tho need,
and was about to turn away. He was
Interrupted by tho otaor, who stopped
him with an explosive "Say:
"Yes," said Franklin.
"Did you notice that girl In the din
ing room, pony-built like, buck, uiacic
nalrod, dark eyes wears glasses? Say
that's the smoothest girl west of tho
river. Sho's waltln', In tho hotel hero,
but say" (confidentially), "she taught
school onct yes, sir. You know, I'm
gone on that girl the worst way. If
jou get a chanct to put In a word for
mo, you do It, won't you?"
Franklin wns somewhat Impressed
with tho swiftness of acqualntanco
ghlns In this now land, but ho retained
his own tactfulness and made pollto
assurance of aid Bhould It become pos
sible. . "I'd be mighty obllgod," said his
new-found friend, "Seems like I lose
my nerve every tlmo I try to say a
word to that girl. Do you want a
team?"
"Thank you," said Franklin, "but I
hardly think bo. I went to find my
friend Colonel Dattcrslelgh, and I tin
terstand he llvos not very far away."
"Oh, you .mean old Batty. Yes, ho
fives Just out south a little ways
Section No. 9, southeast quarter."
Franklin passed on In the direction
which had been pointed out to him,
I IP" v.-.s3iMm ,
i
AT THE
HOUSE
P L A INS
STORY OP TUB COWBOY
Com t any , tftvt York
looking about him at tho strango, new
country, In which ho felt tho proprie
torship of early discovery.
As Franklin was walking on, busy,
with tho impressions of his now world,
ho becamo conscious of rapid hoof
beats coming up behind him, nnd turn
ed to see a horseman careering across
tho open In his direction, with no ap
parent object In vlotv beyond that of
making all tho nolso possible to be
mado by tho freckled-faced cowboy
who had beon up nil night but still
had some vitality Vhlch needed venL
"Eeeeco-yow-heeceeo!" yclleof tho
cowboy, both spurring and reining his
supplo, cringing steed. "Eeeeeeo-ylp-yeoeeej"
Thus vociferating, ho rodo
straight at tho footman, with appar
ently tho deliberate wish to rldo him
down. Finding that he failed to create
d panic, ho pulled up with tho pony's
noBo almost over Franklin's shouldT.
"Hello, stranger," cried tho rldr,
cheerfully; "whero aro you goln', this
bright an' happy mornln'?"
Franklin mado no immediate reply,
and tho cowboy resumed.
"Havo a chaw?" he said affably, and
looked surprised when Franklin thank
ed him but did not accept
"Say," said tho cowboy, after a
time "Bay, I reckon I kin lick you."
"Do you think so?" said Franklin
calmly, pulling up his shoulders and
feeling no alarm.
"Shorely I do," said tho other; "I
reckon I kin lick you, or beat you
shootln', or throw you down."
"Friend," snld Franklin, "get down
off that horse, nnd I'll give you a little
wrestle to seo who rides. What's your
name, anyhow?"
"Whoa!" snld the other. "Name's
Curly." Ho was on tho ground as he
said this last, and throwing the bridle
over the horso's neck. Tho animal
stood aB though anchored. Curly cast
his hat upon tho ground and trod upon
It in n sort of ecstasy of combat. He
rushed nt Franklin without argument
or premeditation.
sundry exclamations of surprise.
Tho latter had not attended coun
try school for nothing. Stepping light
ly aside, ho caught hjs ready opponent
as ho passed, and, with one arm about
his nock, gave him a specimen of the
"hlplock" which sent him In the air
over his own shoulder. Tho cowboy
camo down much In a heap, but pres
ently sat up, his hair somewhat
rumpled and Bandy. He rubbed his
head' and mado sundry exclamations
of surprise. "Huh!" said Jie. "Well,
I'm d-; d! Now, how you s'pose that
happened. You kain't do that again,"
he said to Franklin, finally.
"Shouldn't wonder if I could," s.aid
Franklin, laughing.
"Look out fer mo I'm comln'J"
cried Curly.
Thoy met more fairly this time, and
Franklin found that ho had an antag
onist of little skill in tho game of
wrestling, but of a surprising wiry,
bodily strength. Tlmo and again tho
cowboy writhed away from tho hold,
and camo back again with tho light of
battle In his oye. It was only after
several moments that ho succumbed,
this tlmo to tho Insidious "grapevine."
Ho fell ho sharply that Franklin had
difficulty In breaking ireo In order not
to fall upon him. The cowboy lay
prone for a moment, then got up and
dusted off his lint.
"Mount, friend," said he, throwing
tho bridle back over the horse's neck
without other word. "You done It
fair!"
"I'll toll you what we'll do," said
Franklin, extendlng'hls hand. "We'll
Just both walk along together a way,
if you don't mind. I'll get mo n
borso pretty soon. You see, I'm a new
man here Just got In this morning,
and I haven't had tlmo to look around
much yet. I thought I'd go out and
meet my friend, and perhaps then we
could talk over such things together,"
"Shore," said Curly. "Why didn't
you tell me? Say, olo Batty, he's
crazy to ketch a whole lot o' hosses
out'n a band o' wild hosses down to
tho Beaver Creek. He always a-want-In
me to help him ketch them hosses."
"Batterslelgh Is fond of horses." said
Franklin, "and he's a rider, too."
"That's so," admitted Curly. "Ho
kin ride. You orter see him when he
gits his full outfit on, sword an' pistol
by his side, uh-huh!"
"He has a horse, then?"
"Has a hoss? Has a hoss has
what? Why o' courso he has a hoss.
Is there anybody that ain't got a
hoss?"
"Well, I haven't," said Franklin.
"You got this one," said Curly.
"How?" said Frank, puzzled.
"Why, you won him."
"Oh, pshaw!" said Franklin. "Non
sense! I wasn't wrestling for your
horso, only for a rldo. Besides, 1
didn't havo any horse put up against
yours. I couldn't loso anything."
"That's eo," snld Curly. "I hadn't
thought ot that. Say, you seem llko a
white sort o' feller. Toll you what I'll
JuBt do with you. I think a heap o my
saddle, an' long's you ain't got no
saddle yet that you havo got used to,
like, it don't mako much difference to
you If you get another saddle. But you
Just tako this hero boss along. No,
that's all right I kin git mo another
back to the corral, Just as good as this
one. Jim Parsons, feller on the big
bunch o' cows that como up from the
Ban Marcos this spring, why, ho got
killed night before last S'll Just talto
one o' his hossos, I reckon. I kin fix
It so'st you kin git his saddle, if you
tako a notion to It."
Franklin looked twlco to see if there
was affectation in this calm statement,
but was forced, with a certain horror,
to believe that hfs new ncqualntanco
spoke of this as a matter of fact, and
as nothing startling. Ho had made no
comment, when he was prevented from
doing bo by tho exclamation of tho
cowboy, who pointed out ahead.
"There's Batt'y's place," said he, "an
there's Batty himself. Git up, quick;
git up, an' rldo In like a gentleman.
ltB bad luck to walk."
Franklin laughed, and, taking tho
reins, swung himself Into tho saddlo
with the ease of tho cavalry mount,
though with the old-fashioned grasp at
tho cantle, with the ends of the reins
in his right hand.
"Well, that's a d d funny way
glttln on top of a hoss," said Curly.
"Are you 'frald tho saddle's goln to
git away; from you? Better bo 'frald
'bout the' hoss. Git up, Bronch!"
He slapped the horso on the hip
with his hat, and gavo the 'latter a
whirl In tho air with a shrill
"Whoooop-eeo!" which was all that re
mained needful "to set tho horso oft on
a series of wild, stiff-legged plunges
the "bucking" of which Franklin had
heard so much; a maneuver peculiar
to the half-wild Western horse3, and
one which is at the first experience a
desperately difficult ono for oven a
skilful horseman to overcome. It per
haps did not occur to Curly that he
was Inflicting any hardship upon tho
newcomer, and perhaps he did not
really anticipate what followed on tho
part either of tho horse or Its rider.
Had Franklin not been a jtcod rider,
and accustomed to keeping his head
while sitting half-broken mounts, ho
must have suffered almost Instantane
ous defeat In this sudden encounter.
The horso throw his head down far be
tween his fore legs at the start, and
then went angling and zigzagging
away over the hard ground In a Wild
career of humpbacked antics, which
Jarred Franklin to the marrow of his
bones. The air became sclntlllant and
luminously red. His head seemed
filled with loose liquid, his spine
turned Into a column of mere gela
tine. The thudding of tho .hoofs was
so rapid and so punishing to his
senses that for a moment he 'did not
realize where he actually was. Yet
with the sheer Instinct of horseman
ship ho clung to tho saddlo in some
fashion, until finally ho was fairly
forced to relax the muscular strain,
and so by accident fell Into tho secret
of tho seat loose, yielding, not tonso
and strung.
"Go it, go It whooop-o-e-o!" cried
Curly, sombwhere out In a dark world
"Ee-elkee-hooo! Set, him fair, pard
ner! Set him fair, now! Lot go that
leather! Rldo him straight up! That's
right!"
(To bo continued.)
MAKING A PUMPKIN PIE.
Here's a Description of How Grand
mother Did It.
.Does any one remember the rmp
kin pies which grandmother used to
make? Grandmother opened tho
pumpkin and took out its works and
peeled and sliced It and put it In tho
kettle, where it was boiled until It was
soft and mushy, but not too mushy.
Later sho pressed tho result through
the holes In a colander, and when sho
had dished out a portion for lmmedlato
use, sho was ready to begin tho
construction of the pumpkin pie. A
big and square iron bake sheet was
lined with Hour crust, which covered
tho bottom of tho pan and reached up
along tho four edges until tho pastry
could look ovor tho rim. Then Bho
put an egg and a sufficient amount of
sweet milk in among the pumpkin and
added a whole lot of black molasses
and a pinch of salt, nnd a big lot of
ginger, and a pinch and a halt or
grated nutmeg to the concoction, and
when these had been stirred In among
tho milk and tho pumpkin, the mass
of Ingredients was poured Into tho
bake pan and the pan was closed up
Inside of the oven to bo cremated,
while the children waited outside with
the water oozing from our mouths
until tho wonderful experiment war
completed.
And nobody except some. few of us
lucky old chaps ever tasted anything
like one of those pumpkin pies. It
was deep and spicy and sweet and
satisfying. It was more like a pump
kin pudding, so thick it was, and
wholly like unto ambrosia steeped in
nectar, so toothsome it waB; and
when we think of those great squares
of pumpkin pie which found their way
down our ravenous gullet, we wonder
how It Is that modern boys manage
to live at all without pumpkin pie.
Bangor News.
Cholera Decimates Army.
The Increase jf the death rate In
the army to 15.49 per 1.000 during the
fiscal year Is chargeable to cholera,
which carried off three and a half men
to the 1,000.
The Best Results In Starching
can bo obtained only by uslnp Donance
Starch, beslden Retting oz. more lor
same money no cooklwr required.
Monument as a Target.
Thoy nro having a nlco tlmd near
Macon, Gn., whero a well to do farm
er recently hnd a largo and cxpenslvo
monument to himself set up In a cem
etery. Tho pcoplo of his town got
Angry at such an action nnd bom
barded tho marblo shaft with re
volvers. Tho farmer then offered $500
reward for tho conviction of any ono
who had a hand In the disfigurement
of his monument Tho peoplo went
him ono better by burning him in
effigy and offering $1,000 to any ono
who could find out who they were.
When You Buy Starch
buy Defiance nnd Rot the best, 16 oz.
10 cents. Once used, always used.
for
Tho new publishers of Everybody's
Magazine declare tho holiday lssuo ot
.the publication to bo much tho best
they havo yet produced. It is not tho
typical Christmas number made up
or stilted fiction and pictures of the
festival In many lands. It Is Just an
especially lively and entertaining mag
azine, full of really good stories, clever
pictures nnd well written and timely
articles. In Everybody's one never
flnds a distinguished namo tacked to a
Uull tale. Among the contributors aro
the ablest writers of th.0 day, but it
Is In connection with their best work,
not their pot boilers.
Leslie's Popular Monthly for Decem
ber. There are twenty-two Items on tho
contents page of the December Les
lie's, including ton stories, eight pages
of most attractive color work and a
number of excellent articles, among
which "Tho Degradation of Wall
Street" stands pre-eminent. Tho
.Christmas flavor Is delightfully sup
plied by a Httlo story called "Christ
mas Memories' with illustrations In
color by E. Benson Knlpo; by a strik
ing series of animal drawings, also In
color, by Charles Livingston Bull,
jcalled "The Wild Beasts' Christmas
'Dinner." and by the Christmas festiv
ities of "A Fow Real Boys."
Defiance Starch
should be In every household, none fo
Rood, besides i oz. more for 10 cents than
any other brand of cold water starch.
The aeronaut may even seek to rise
on "tho wings of tho occasion."
Jealousy Is acknowledged superior
ity In tho other fellow.
Stops trie Cough nnd
Works OtC tho Coia
Laxative QromoQuinino Tablets. Pr!co25o.
The Boer Irreconcilables.
Tho former Boer generals, De Wet,
Botha and Delarey, are about to visit
India In order to persuade tho Boer
Irreconcilables thero to tako the oath
of allegiance. Few of these prisoners
are now left In tho various camps. In
Ceylon, for Instafaco, there aro only
five; and It was recently suggested In
India that tho time had now come to
repatriate luem all, and keep thom In
some form of confinement In South
Africa until they took tho oath.
IF YOU USE TtAX,Ij TlLtJE.
Get Rod Cross Ball llluo, tho best Boll Blue
Large - oz. packago only 5 conts.
He Is Against "Materialism."
Rev. Dr. David G. Downey, of Brook
lyn, is leading tho New York confer
ence of the Methodist Episcopal
church in a fight against the proposed
consolidation of the Methodist Book
Concerns In this country The plan
contemplates a combine of the sev
eral publlshnlg houses, tho capital
Btock.to be from $15,000,000 to $20,
000,000, and tho establishment to be
located at some point In tho middlo
west Dr. Downey thinks this savors
too much of trust methods and evi
dences that the Ipterests of tho church
are becoming more material than spir
itual. Ho declares that "against thla
tone of materialism I wish to enter
an emphatic protest."
r- Chamberlain an Orchid Fancier.
Joseph Chamberlain, tho statesman,
whoso sudden resignation from tho
British cabinet has caused such a sen
sation, is perhaps tho most enthusi
astic orchid collector in tho world.
It Is not believed that his extensive
collection is equaled anywhere on
earth. About 5,500 different varieties
oxlst, and Mr. Chamberlain has repre
sentatives of more than half. Mr.
Goschcn used to declare that Cham
berlain's courso was not ono to rouse
public confidence in his Judgment. or
sincerity. "Were Joseph Chamber
lain first lord of the admiralty," said
Mr. Goschen on ono occasion, "I
should expect to read In tho Times
some morning that he had Balled away
with the whole channel squadron for
an unknown destination, and would
probably bo never heard from again."
Bright's Disease Cured.
Whitehall, 111., Dec. 7. A case has
been recorded In this place recently,
which upsets tho theory of many phy
sicians that Bright's Dlseaso la Incur
able. It la the case of Mr. Lon Mauley,
whom the doctors told that ha could
never recover. Mr. Manley tells tho
story of bis case and how he was
cured in this way:
"I began using Dodd's Kidnoy Pills
after the doctors had given me up.
Tor four or five years I had Kidney,
Stomach and Liver Troubles; I was a
general wreck and at times I would
get down with my back so bad that I
could not turn myself In bed for threo
or four days at a time.
"I had soveral doctors and at last
they told mo I had Bright's Disease,
and that I could never get well. I
commenced to use Dodd's Kidney Pills
end I am now able to do all my work
and am all right I most heartily
recommend Dodd's Kidney Fills and
am very thankful for the cure they
worked In my case. They saved my
life after the doctors had given mo
up." .
You cannot pray to your Father
while you are figuring on preying on
your brother.
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Happiness is never picked up on
the bargain counter.
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