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DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. V I y4 A "Vv The Wretchedness of Constipation can qutcKiy do overcome Dy CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Purely vegetable act surely ana penny on the liver. Cure T3ilff-iiariff Head- ' a c n c , A.P n i. ic ness, and Indigestion. They do their duty. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL TRICE. Genuine must bear Signature BLACK S LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED Cutter'i niicllm Pilli. !. rleed, freh, reliable refe rred by extern atocVmen. b a'it,e thev LEG I protect vrh'rj ether vaccines tail. ne'ivpni liwtmra rx-a'lte iney . . .. . . v ' : ,L '. rtnie lor iiooKiti ana iumoni,is. 10. don Okie, rtlaiklen Pilli II. on 50-i!oib rAae. DlKt'tg Hill 4.00 T anr lnlrrtnr. Iiltt ruttir liiL The superiority of Cutler products Is clue to orer 15 years of aperUUilnff In vaeelnes and serums cply. Insist on Cuttrr's. If unobtainable, order direct. Tho Cutter Laboratory, Berkeley, C.-.I., of Chlease, III. DAISY FLY KILLER ?;. :Kw.iffi tt TrfVy lies, Heat, clean, or '.AA nuruental.coriTtnlent, L'' tHC.V. 1.UHLB l, iianBOn. Madeof metal, can'laiilllor tip oreri irlll not soil or 1 njure anything. Guaranteed effect!. Alld8lersoreienl xure.s raid for 11.00. HAROLD tOMEES, lit D Kalb 4.T.., Bro.klyi, H. T. C-R-E-A- Uest cash market Handle poultry and veal Write for prlcclUt and tags. THER. E.COBB uumfArtr.i tatt ara street, Bt. Paul, Minn. HOW TO PREVENT HOG CHOLERA aa told br a bos raiser with 10 year' experience), lly mall postpaid, II. l'oulaoa & Son,Uutculnson,Mlnn. Sioux City Directory v "Hub ot the Northwest." Kodaks DEVELOPING and PRINTING fiend for Catalogue and Finishing Price List. ZIMMERMAN BROTHERS. 60S Pierce St.. Sioux City, la FOK BKST KEltVICC SHIP Lire Stock Coramluslon Merchants at SIOUX CITY, Chicago or KanmnsGlty CAN EE PREVENTED BY USING SERUM Prodncod by the old rollablo company. Tlio Union Serum Co., riloux City, Iowii. U. S. Veterinary Llccnso No. 61. Write or eosialt your leeal Teterloarlaa, W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO. 27-1915. FUN'S FABLES UP TO DATE This Is About tho Literary Man Who Insisted on Writing Just What He Wanted to Write. Once there was a literary man who decided to write for posterity. Ho re fused to bo guided by what the editors said the public wanted, but wrote what he thought it ought to want. According to all the rules of the game he should have starved to death in very short order, but for once, tho rules didn't work. Did the public suddenly wake up to Ac fact that a genius was in their midst? And did the editors camp at bis door clamoring for the product of bis pen? Oh, no, dear reader, nothing like that at all. A rich aunt died and -left him half a million dollars, and ho kept right on writing stuff that nobody wanted to read. Whether posterity -will read It re mains to be seen. As for the moral, well, you've got us guessing. Magazine of Fun. Evidence of Good Faith. Turtle soup always tastes better when you seo the turtle tethered out front Kansas City Journal. A civilized man is a savage who Is forced (o earn his daily bread. If it is necessary to make enemies, chooso lazy men. Means a running jfKtlfT. Ityj! P jmaMCAQTPOS Mmsm BRITTLE jz&r HiVPn t m?- -4MM " S Gig A Good B There's concentrated I,i Grape-Nuts FOOD It contains the rich elements from Wheat and Barley in form for easy digestion; and so quickly absorbed that it makes itself felt in body and brain. 66 There's a FOR WANTED THE REGULAR TOOLS At Least Colored Man Wa3 Sure of One Thing, He Wouldn't Work Wltirthe Pie. An old negro man was standing by a gras&y yard In front of a Chinaman's vashhou8e when a woman walked to tho street corner near by to board n car T!'t old nan approached her awl. lifting his hat, politicly said: "lidy. can yon tell mo where I can obtain a Job'" lit- held In his hand a loosely wrap pod package, from which protruded the edge of what was apparently a five cent plo. Tho lndv replied that ho might ask the Chinaman for tho job of cutting the grass. So tho colored man bar gained with tho Chinaman to cut the grass, for which he was to recelvo 25 cents. Then it turns out that tho Chinaman has no tools, and the colored man's lawn mower is a long way off tit hip homo and ho is 'disinclined to go after it, for tho way Is weary, tho flesh tired Tho lady finally suggested in a mat ter of fact way: "Are you going to cut tho grass with tho pie?" The colored man drew hlniEelf up with great die nlty and replied, reprovingly: "Lady, I never cut graBS with a plo " As the Scripture Said. "What does the Bible say will hap pen to the proud?" inquired a Dublin Sunday school teacher of her class. A bright littlo girl promptly replied: "They'll be turned Into animals." Very much surprised, the teacher asked how she arrived at that con clusion. "He that humbleth himself shnll bo exalted, but he that cxnltcth himself shall be a 'baste,' " quoted the weo lassie without a moment's hesitation. WONDERFUL HOW RESINOL STOPS SKIN TORMENTS The soothing, healing medication In reslnol ointment and reslnol soap pen etrates tho tiny pores of tho skin, clears them of impurities, and stops itching instantly. Reslnol positively and speedily heals eczema, heat-rash, ringworm, and similar eruptions, and clears away disfiguring pimples and blackheads, when other treatments have been almost useless. Heslnol is not an experiment. It is a doctor's prescription which proved so wonderfully successful for skin troubles that it has been used by other doctors all over the country for twen ty years. Every druggist sells reslnol ointment and reslnol soap. Adv. Geometry Required. Plato Is said to have written over his door: "Let no one ignorant of geometry enter here." Today such a restriction would reduce his visit ing list. Perhaps outside the profes sional mathematicians he would havo no one at all. All the artists, the philanthropists, the historians, to say nothing of those ladles and gentlemen of lelsuro whose critical faculties are so importantly developed nowadays, would certainly be absent, and worse still, would suffer very little at their exclusion. Yet going back into tho centuries for guests, a distinguished company might have been assembled of those who, without being famous merely for mathematical studies, wero known to havo understood and loved the subject. Tho Greek philosophers would havo been there In a body, Al phonse X, Omar. Khayyam, Albert Durer, Leonardo de Vinci, Descartes, Pascal, Napoleon nnd Lewis Carroll. Peruvian Balsam. Peruvian balsam, known tho world over for Its excellent properties, does not como frc-m Peru at all, but grows along a stretch gf the coast of Salva dor. Most ot us who attempt to wear tho mantle of greatness are disappointed In the fit. An Ill-fed waiter makes an ill-fed guest. reakfast Properly Selected start toward the clay's work. Energy Reason f pe-Nnts o, WOMEN CAN HARDLY BELIEVE How Mrs. Hurley Was Re stored to Health by Lydia !?. Pir.khcim's Vegetable. Compound. Fklon, Mo. "I was troubled with displacement, inflammation and femalo weakness. For two years 1 could not Btand on my foot long at a time and I. could not walk two blocks without en during cutting and drawing pain9 down my right side which incrensed every month. I have been nt that time purplo in the face and would walk tho floor. I could not lie down or Dlt still sometimes for n day and n night nt a time. I was nervous, and had very littlo appetite, no ambition, melancholy, find often felt as though I had not a friend in the world. After I had tried most every female remedy without suc cess, my mother-in-law advised mo to tnko Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I did so and gained in strength every day. I have now no trou ble in any way and highly praise your medicine. It advertises itself." Mrs. S. T. HurlEYj Eldon, Missouri. Remember, tho remedy which did this was Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. For sale everywhere. It ha3 helped thousands of women who havo been troubled with displncc ments.inflammation, ulceration, tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bearing down feeling, indigestion, and nervous prostration, nfter all other means have failed. Why don't you try it? Lydia E. Pinkham Mcdicino Co., Lynn, Mass. Sawed-Off . Sermon. Sometimes a girl makes a fool of herself over a man, and sometimes she marries the man and makes a fool of him. Indianapolis News. Important to tootnora Examine carefully every bottle oi CASTOItIA, a safo and suro remedy fos infants and children, and boo that II Tlnnra trin Signature of UZA&&Zm In Uso For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Just Like Dad. "What makes that boy so fidgety at tho breakfast table?" growled tho head of the family as ho glared over the top of his paper. "I suppose he'H waiting for you to get through with the sport page so ho can find out who won yesterday's game," said the boy's mother. "You're the same way yoursolf when the news man forgets to deliver tho paper." Up Against It. "Our butcher bills have been fright fully high of lato," complained the man of the house. "Yhy don't you economize by using the cheaper cuts of meat?" "It can't bo done, dear," sold his wife. "So many people are tryjng that plan' nowadays that the butchers charge more for the cheaper cuts than they do for the choice ones." No Rest for the Weary. "It was bid enough when every oth er man you mot knew all about tho cuuses leading up to the war in Eu rope " "Yes." "But now every smart Aleck you meet thinks ho knows what Japan has up her sleeve." Quiet Day. Sergeant Anything doing In tho trenches, today? Corporal No; It was so'qulet you could hear a shell drop. rrvnirai!!,.;:r;,,.,. p,. i ijlint.yjrnH 'ii ij i i , i 'W' f WISE WORDS A Physician on Food. A physician of Portland, Oregon, has views about food. He says: "I havo always belloved that the duty of tho physician does not ceaBo with treating tho sick, but that we owe it to humanity to teach them how to protect their health especially by hygienic and dietetic laws. "With such a feeling as to my duty I take great pleasure In saying to tho public that In ray own experience nhd also from personal observation I havo found no food to equal drape-Nuts and that I find there ii almost no limit to the great beneflt this food will bring when used In all caBes of sickness and convalescence. "It Is my oxporlenco that no physical condition forbids tho use of Grape-Nuts. To persons In health there Is nothing bo nourishing and acceptable to tho stomach especially at breakfast to start the machinery of tho human sys tem on the day's work. In cases of indigestion I know that a complcto breakfast can bo made of Grape-Nuts and cream and I think It Is necessary not to overload tho stomach at tho morning meal. I also know the great value of Grape-Nuts when tho stomach Is too weak to digest other food. "This is written after an exporlenco of more than 20 years treating all man ner of chronic and acute diseases, and tho lettor Is written voluntarily on my part without any request for It." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Look in pkgs for tho famous little book, "The Iload to Wellvllle." The Married Life of Dy MABEL HERBERT URNER Originator of "Their Married Journal of a Neglected Wife," Helen Fiercely Resents the Critical, Instructive Air of Warren's Sister (Copyright, 1915, by tho McCluro Newspaper Syndicate.) Leaving tho rocolvor off tho hook, Warren came back to tho dining room. "It's Cnrrlel They'ro having dinner nt the Bllt more and want to como hero after ward All right, Isn't It?" Helen started up with a dls mnyed, "Carriol" Tho n, hastily, "Oh, yes yes, of course toll her we'd lovo to have them!" Warren went back to the 'phone, and Helen, leaving her dos sort, flew Into her dressing room nnd dragged from the wardrobo her two best gowns. "Como back hero and finish your dinner," called Warren a moment later. "Will my blue taffeta look too light?" unhecdlngly. "If thoy'ro din ing at the Blltmore, Carrlo'll be dressed, won't she?" "Now don't rig up for them! Woar what you'vo got on, nnd como finish your dinner." Put Holen, having decided on tho bluo taffeta, was already half un dressed. "Dear," calling to Warren, who was still in tho dining room, "ring for Emma 1 want her to hook me up." Sho hnd slipped on tho bluo gown, but somehow It did not look as well as usual. Perhaps It was her hair or be cause she was flUBhod and hurried. "Emma, I want you to clear the tablo and straighten tho dining room as quickly as you can," us tho girl fastened her dress. "Mr CurtlB' sis ter Is coming, and she's a wondorful housekeeper. Put on your best whito apron and keep It on wo may want something during tho evening. Oh, Is that hook off? Yes, you'll havo to pin It. Wait, hero's a whito one." With a last adjusting touch to her hair, Helen ran In to straighten the front room and tho library. "Hold on, there; I want those," growled ynrren as sho folded up the scattered evening papers. "They'ro right hero," laying them on the tablo beside him. "They look so untidy strown about. Dear, move your chair a little you'vo caught up the rug. Oh, don't put your ashes there hero's your ash trny." Helen brushed tho ashes from the lamp base, hastily arranged the maga zines, and evened tho window shndes. "What In the Sam Hill are you fuss ing around for? Nobody's coming but Carrie and Ed." "You know Carrie sees everything. Oh, you're not going to wear that old house coat?" "Why not?" belligerently. "Ed never woars ono when wo go there. And that's so shabby look nt that spot on the sleeve. Dear, pleaso change It." ' With a muttered explctlvo Warren flung down IiIb paper and strodo Into tho bedroom, peeling off tho house coat as ho wont. "Dear," following him anxiously, "that collar's frayed. Won't you" "No, I won't," Jerking on his other coat. "I put that on clonn for dinner, and I'll not change ngaln. Seo here, shut thoso windows!" "Just a mlnuto until It nlra out!" snlfflngly. "I can Bmoll that cauliflow er yet. .Wait, dear, help mo put on this good bedspread! No, draw It over to your side more. Oh, there they are now!" as tho door bell rang. "Quick this side's still too long!" Helen had Just time to straighten the counterpane and smooth over tho pillows boforo she hurried out to greet thnm. "Why, you've got all tho windows up," was Carrie's Irst critical com ment when sho came into tho bedroom to lay off her wraps. "It was so warm In hero." Helen hastily put them down. "Well, It's cold enough out," taking off her coat and displaying a gray crepo evening gown Hint fitted severe ly her tall, stiff flguro. "You sit here, Carrie." Helen pushed forward ah easy chair aB they Joined Warren nnd Ed In tho library, "No, I'll sit over by tho radiator; I'm chilly. Do you people always keop your apartment this cold?" "Helen said the place smellod of cooking," blundered Warren. "Wc had cauliflower for dinner," flushod Helen, "and I think tho odor of Hint's always strong, don't you?" "Yes, it you let it get through your houso." "Well, how did Now York look when you got back?" asked Ed. "Mighty good," agreed Warren, and for some tlmo tho conversation wnB on tholr trip and the war conditions they had found In London. Holon waB glad to let Warren do most of tho talking, but sho was con scious that Carrlo's critical glance kept wandering nbout tho npartmont. "Ugh, how sho frightened mo!" as Pussy Purr-Mow made n sudden leap for tho frlngo on Carrio's wrist-bag. "Sho'B caught her claw," sharply. "She'll tear It!" Helen rescued tho frlngo and took Pussy Purr-Mow on hor lap. "I llko dogs, but I don'teo how you can fuss ovor n cat," disapproved Carrie. "Think of tho dust sho col locts with that tall!" "Wo try not to have any dust for tho tall to collect," returnod Holon, feeling that for once sho had scored. "No. I hadn't much tlmo to got nround," Wnrron was saying, "nut 'den did tlruc m oU to tlio ras; I -larket that's a rum place for you. Helen and Warren Life." Author of ."The 'The Woman Alone," etc Helen, show em tho things wo got thero." "Oh, wo didn't get much," murmured Holon, who nlwnys shrank from show ing Carrie anything. "Hore's nn old card case," taking It from tho mnntel. "And thlB old scent bottlo I thlnk's rnthor quaint. What wero they, dear? Only two shillings each, wasn't It?" "You're, wild nbout this sort of thing, nren't you?" Carrlo was look ing nt them without tho slightest In terest.' "I supposo they'ro nil right, but I never enred to Utor up my house with n lot of bric-a-brac." Holon. who loathed brlc-n-brac nnd who prided herself on having n homo free from usoless ornamontntlon, flushed resentfully. "I seo you'vo moved your desk," as Holen put back tho scent bottlo. "Yes, It wna too near tho heat tho veneering was getting wnrped." "You ought to keop a saucer of water under your radiators. It's not the hent as much as tho dryness that cracks voneer," Instructed Carrlo. "Do you uso a good furniture polish?" "I supposo It's good," stlflly, "I got it nt Warner's." "Well, If you'd get a little lemon oil it would tako off nil these smeary looking places. It's better than any thing olso for magohany." With an effort Holon forced n mur mured comment nbout "trying it." Carrlo's critical, instructive attltudo had never seemed more Intolerable, and she had never folt for hor a stronger antagonism. It wns a dlfll cult ovonlng, nnd .Helen could hardly keep from showing tho resentment that was smoldering within hor. It wna a relief whon Ed finally glanced nt tho clock and nnnouncod that It wns nfter ton, "It dooBn't seem posslblo that Fri day's Christmas," observed Carrlo as sho pinned on her lint. "But we're not giving a single presont this year. What wo ordinarily spend for pres ents wo decided to give to tho Bel gians. Mrs. Elliot and I got off a big box on tholr Christmas ehlp." "That was veryjlno of you," mur mured Holen, thinking of tho ox pensive centerplecosho had already bought for Carrlo. "Oh, Isn't that something now?" Carrlo paused at tho dining-room door ns they passed by. "I'vo never seen that decanter." "Yes, I got that In London. I love that old Bohemian glass bo, and you don't often seo one with the old silver stopper." "What do ydu uso for your silver?" Carrlo had taken up a borry dish from the sldebonrd. "Gordon's sliver soap? Oh, they mako a cream that's much better. You try it nnd, your silver won't look so cloudy," holding tho dish up to tho light. "Carrie, It's lato," called Ed from tho door. With a forced, sot smile, Holon fol lowed them out to tho elevator. Even aftor they rang for tho car, Carrlo kept It waiting while sho still extolled tho merits of tno silver cream. "Mighty nlco to havo them this ovo nlng," declared Warren as ho closed tho door. "Carrio looked well, didn't she? Gnvo you some good tips, too. You must try that Btuut about water under tho radiator." Helen gulped, then all hor smolder ing resentment blazed out. It was the primitive, tigerish resentment that Is aroused in ovon tho mildest, gentlest woman by tho criticism and Interfer ence of her husband'B family, "You think she's bucIi a paragon of a housekeeper, don't you?" passionate ly. "That's what nil your family think! Well, T want to tell you something I saw myself! You remembor that night wo wero ovor when Ed was flick? Well, I went out to fill tho hot-water bag and I found tho mnld brushing her teoth In tho kitchen sink! Now I may havo smeary furnlturo nnd cloudy silver but I'm at least clean about tho kitchen! Aud I'll toll hor bo, too!" "What're you trying to start, any way?" scowlod Warren. "I think it's might flno of Carrlo to want to help you." "Help mo? Sho only wantod an' ox cuso to air her own perfections. I tried to be civil to hor tonight but tho noxt time," excitedly, "I'll let her know I can run ray houso without her nsslstanco! And I'm going to toll hor that my maid doesn't wash her teoth in tho kitchen sink." "How dp you know what sho doos whon you'ro not out thbro? Jove, wom en nro cattish," as with a yawn War ren started to wind tho clock. "Whoro in tho deuco Is thnt key?" Eternal Swlmmln' Hole. I went back to havo a look at tho old swimming holo last oummor, and it Is still there and tho boys ot today nro paddling about in it, going through tho motions of learning to swim. Brooks and barefooted, care-free boys go together. A singing heart haa tho brook, aud many n country boy's beats in unison, though ho novor realizes it until ho grows up, and the old caro. freo music is Btllled but for mem ories. Scrlbner's Mngazlne. He Knew That 8tory. Tho old coldlor was again giving tho youngsters accounts of the won ders ho hnd 'xporlonced, especially In tho way of cllmato. Said ho: "I re membor whon wo wero In Fyzardum wo used to to'ut our broad in thn Bun, and" Youngster (interrupting) : "Yes, I know; and you wero supplied with corkscrows to draw your breath!" Has Priceless Relic. The only complete nnclont Roman mdard In exlstenco 1b owned by uu J gll?hmnn. It's a Picnic Getting Ready for a Picnic Ifyou choose Spanish Olives Pickles Sweet Rcliih " Ham Loaf Veal Loaf Chicken Loaf Fruit Preserves Jellies Apple Butter Luncheon Meats a Pork and Beans Sia m m Mf Mir Libby, M?Neill & Libby Chicago ZO - , - - Jf - fZ tai ...l.ai.: Never lilt a man when ho has you down. Tho model of nn amateur artist is not as bad as sho is painted. vmni own tmucoisT wn.r.TKt.r.Too Try Murine ISrn lwraeily fur lied, Weak, Wutery Kyrs ami (IranulalrJ llyvllda; No Hmartlnr tusl lire com tort. Wrltn (or Ilook ot the By iy tuall Free. Murine Kje Uemedy Co., Chicago Tho supremo moment of satisfaction in a woman's Ufa 1b attained when she takes her corset off. Penn- Family Claims Liquidated. Tho claims of tho Ponn family to Pennsylvania wero extinguished nt tho tlmo of tho revolution. Tho common wealth paid Pcnn's heirs to relinquish thplr proprietorship. Fond of Powder. Crawford I seo tho belllgoronts are calling out tho older rcBorvlstB. Do you think that married men should bo compelled to fight? Crabshaw Why not? They nro used to it Life. ' Discounted. "What a wondorful thing tho X-ray Is," exclaimed Jiggers. "Just think of being nblo to boo through tho very flesh of our bodies." "That's nothing,", Bald his wife scornfully. "Any woman can seo right through a man without half trying." His Opinion. "It's a dreadful thing to soil liquor on Sunday," said tho reformer. "Yes, it is," replied Mr. JagBby. "Pcoplo who lack tho foresight to lay In a supply on Saturday night thnt will laBt them until Mondny don't deserve .any sympathy, nnd, furthermore, I think bartenders nro jUBt as much en titled to spond Sunday with tholr fam ilies and take a littlo outing in ono of tho city parks as anybody else." gjj Com, rolled thin as paper, and aaTvx MR? clean and pure as enowflokes V&S BI Illl I' MIIIWIWIIIIMaMalWIMWMIaSiMSIIIallaWIIIIIIMIalWaMMHMMIMallWIIIi I Ready to Serve Food Products Imtilon Ltbty't at your grocer's - - When soma men aro unablo to do a thing thoy boast ot It Drink Denlson's Coffee. Always puro and delicious. What, by .tho way, has becomo of the old-fashioned man who made balloon ascensions? That Will Bo Nice. "Welt, hero Is a question settled of grcnt national importance." "Toll mo quick." "I see men of fashion this summer are to wear low-nocked shirts." Evidence. "I have reason to believe that pic ture is a gonulno Rembrandt" "Havo you had It examined by an expert?" "No, but I picked it up in a second hand storo for a dollar aud a halt, aud that's tho way most Rombrandta nro acquired." Porfane. "What do you think of my now auto horn?" asked Mr. Fllppor, squeezing tho bulb and producing a "squawkl" that was calculated to scaro a pedos trian out of his seven senses. "I don't llko it at all," replied his wife. "It sounds too much like tha langungo you uso whon you aro fix ing tho car." Generous. "Wo'vo won that suit ot Thompson's agninst tho railroad company," said tho junior partner. "What shall we charge him?" "Let mo see," Bald tho senior part ner. "What was tho amount of the damages?" "Twenty thousand dollars." "Mako tho bill out for nlncteon thou sand flvo hundred. He's entitled to something for giving us tho case." 5J -