HOTMING SORDID ABOUT HIM t Wm Looking for Appreciation f Ut Age That Stretched Into the Future. Ttm editor looked at the poetry nd then be turned back to the poet For a moment his customary as nramca failed him. The poet was so tbla and seedy and hollow eyed. "S here, my friend," be said In mjt gentle a voice as he could assume a abort notice, '1 don't want to dls ourae you. but while your stuff ler ta filrly good and perhaps a Ifttla bettor It Is a standing rule of thla paper never to buy poetry." Tb roet drew himself up with a udden snort, "Why. suffering Dante," he cried, you didn't suppose from my appear ance tint I was out for the filthy sfmoleocs. did you? Why, bless your jouroallntlc soul, all I'm working for In a plain niche tn the Hall of Fame!" Costly Talent. "You are sure that airships will make war so expensive as to be utter ly Impracticable?" said one military Xpert. "Quite euro," replied the other. Th flTlnc machines won t coBt so much, but we won't be ablo to pay the aums required by aviators for go Ire op In them." unM TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes andGranulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't fimaxt Soothes Eye Pain. Druggist Sell Murine Eyo Remedy. Liquid, 25c, 0c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes. 25c, $1.00. Eye Books .and Eye Advice Free by Mall. Marine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. thou m mil I1B4 EZ3 A Height Unreached. "Byron was writing "Roll on, dark bine ocean, roll!" "Why not make it a steam roller?" tc asked. PUiadlng Ignorance of politics, he tuck to the shallower subject. "What Are Our Intentions?" I HT1L AM Dr. PiertVi ricaant Pellets cure poniiti cretion. Constipation in the cause of many itineane. Care the cause and you cure the disease. Easy to take. At sixteen a girl thinks about roses and poetry; at twenty-six her thoughts -ran to cabbages and money. The charm of long; drawn out the unattainable la dLlITE 10M1 LB Kl BABY'S SCALP CRUSTED "Our Uttle daughter, when three gnontha old, began to break out on tbe bead and we had the best doctors to treat ber, but they did not do her any ood. They said she had eczema. Her acaln was a solid scale all over. The 'burning and Itching was so severe that she could not rest, day or night We bad about given up all hopes when we read of tbe Cutlcura Remedies. We at once got a cake of Cutlcura Soap, a box of Cutlcura Ointment and one bot- tla of Cutlcura Resolvent, and fol- j lowed directions carefully. After the ' first dose of the Cutlcura Resolvent, we used the Cutlcura Soap freely and applied the Cutlcura Ointment. Then she began to Improve rapidly and In two weeks the scale came off her head and new hair began to grow. In . a Terr short time she was well. She Is now sixteen years of age and a pic ture of health. We used the Cutl- cura Remedies about five weeks, reg ularly, and then we could not tell she bad been affected by the disease. We tised no other treatment after we found out what the Cutlcura Remedies would do for her. J. Pish and Ella M. .Fish, lit Vernon. Ky., Oct 12, 1909." nr TViF.DriHTTT NTf HOI copyricmt woe er me moo MU v. coimnY mem. s mm mm SYNOPSIS. Thomas Ardiir bornd millionaire, and lliviry Viiit (irtawoWl, protoHsor in thn Unlvf oily of Vlrplnlii, tako trains out nf Ailuiita. UriHwiiUl to his co11oki Anliii' ro In pursuit of a jtlrl who lind win1 l at him. Mlntakon for Gov. (tn l .riif of South Carolina, Orlswold's lifo ih threatened. Ho goen to Columbia to warn the Kovernor ami meets Hurbnra tishorne. Ardmoro lenrna that hla wink inn lady 1a tho dauKliler of (lov. Hanger flold of North Carolina. Ilo follows her to HaW'lKh, and on th vny Is given a brown Ju at KlliJiiro. In llalelgh hn dls rnvers that the Jim bears a meHsaico threatening Hangurfleld unless Appln-woli-ht. a criminal, Is allowed to (to free. Ardmore beeomes allleil with Jerry Dan- ertleld In running tno affairs of the state the ahseme of ttn governor. A rer In rath oorno K-athlng ic. tulegram Is sent to (lov. Os- CHAPTER VI. HAD TO BE POSTPONED. ins Friend I fought you wus goln' to commit suicide, James? Tba Rejected I wus! but when 1 . cot to de river I remembered I'd for got to swlmmln' tights NEWSPAPERS TAKING IT UP .Metropolitan Dallies Giving Advlcs How to Check Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble. Thla Is a simple home recipe now telng toade known In all the larger cities through the newspapers. It la Intended to check the many cases of Rheumatism and dread kidney trouble which have made so many cripples. Invalids and weaklings of some of our brightest and strongest people. Tho druggists everywhere, even In the smallest communities, have been notified to supply themselves with the Ingredients, and the sufferer will have no trouble to obtain them. Tho pre acrlptlon Is as follows: Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce, and Compound Syrup of Sarsiinarllla, three ounces Mix br shaking well In a bottle. Tho lose Is ono teusnoonful after each meal and at bedtime. Recent experiments In hospital esses prove this simple mlr.turo et- fecthra In Rheumatism, llecaimn of Its positive action upon tho el'.mlna' Ive tissues' of the kidneys, II compels these most vital organs to filter from the blood and system tho waste Im purities and urlo acid which oro the causo of rheumatism. It cleanses the Sidneys, strengthens ih?m and re moves quickly such symptoms as tackaeb, blood disorders, bladder weakness, frequent urlnntlnn, ralnful scaldlnir and discolored urlno. It acts as a gentle; thorough regulator to the ntlre kidney strncture. Thoa who suffer and are accus tomed to rorchase a bottle of medl- rina. should not let a little lncon venleneo Interfere with making thla p, or havo your drugglat do It for 700. Mr. Griswold Forsakes the Academic Life. Miss Onborno had asked Griswold to await the outcome of the day, and, finding himself thus possessed of . a vacation, ho Indulged his antiquarian Instincts by exploring Columbia. The late afternoon found him In the love ly cathedral churchyard, where an aged negro, tending the graves of an Illustrious family, leaned upon his spade and recited the achievements and virtues of the dead. Ah the shadows lengthened, Gris wold walked back to tho hotel, where he ate supper, then, calling for horse, he rode through the streets In a mood of more complete alienation than he had ever experienced In foreign country; yet the very scents of the summer night, stealing out from old gardens, the voices that reached him from open doorways, spoke of Rome. As he reached the outskirts of town and rode on toward the governor's mansion, his mood changed, and he laughed softly, for he remembered Ardmore, and Ardmore was beyond question the most amusing person ho knew. It was unfortunate, he gener ously reflected, that Ardmore, rather than himself, had not been plungod Into thla present undertaking, which was much more In Ardmore's line that his own. There would, however, be a great satisfaction In telling Ard moro of his unexpected visit to Co lumbia, In exchange for his friend's report of his pursuit of the winking eye. Ho only regretted thnt in the nature of things Columbia Is a mod ern city, a sent of commerce as well as of government, a place where bank clearings are seriously computed, and where the jaunty adventurer with sword and rufllcs Is quite likely to run afoul of the police. Yet his own Imagination was far more fertllo than Ardmore's, and he would hnve hailed a troop of mail clad men ns Joyfully as his friend had ho met them clank ing In tho highway. Tims, modern as we think ourselves, the least vcnttire- Bomo among 113 drviuns that some day some turn of a street corner will bring him face to face with what we please to call our fate; and this Is the manifestation of our hint drop of medieval blood. The grimmest seek er after reality looks out of the cor ner of his eye for the flutter of a wVitu handkerchief from the ivied tower he affects to ignore; and, In spite of lilumelf, he is buoyed by the hope that some day a horn will sound for him over the nearest hill. Miss Osborne met him at the veran- I da stops. Indoors a mandolin and piano struck up the merry chords of "The lOutaw Girl." "My young sisters have company. We'll Bit here, if you don't mind." She led tho way to a quiet corner, and after they were seated she was silent n moment, while the light from the windows showed clearly that her pi rplexlty of tho niorulrg was not yet at in end. He felt thut she was seri ously anxious and troubled, and he wished to hearten her If ho could. The soft dusk of tho faintly lighted co ner folded her In. Ho heard whis pered In his heart a man'a first word of the woman he Is destined to love, la which he sets her auart: above and beyond all other womenkind she is different; she Is not like other wom en! "It is nearly nine," she said, her voice thrilling through him. "My fa ther should have been here an hour ago. We have heard nothing from him. The newspapers have telephoned repeatedly to know his whereabouts. I have put them oft by intimating that ho is away on Important public bus! ness, and that his purpose might De defeated if his exact whereabouts were known." "I have no doubt in the world that the explanation you gave the newspa- pers Is the truth of tho matter. Your father must be absent a great deal It is part of a governor's business to keep in motion. Rut wo may as well face the fact that his absence Just now Is most embarrassing. This Ap- pleweight matter has reached a crisis and a failure to handle it properly may injure your fathers future as a public man. If you will pardon me, I would suggest that there must be some one whom you can take into your confidence some friend, some one in your father's administration that you can rely on?" "Yes; father has many friends; but I cannot consider acknowledging to any one that father has disappeared when such a matter as this Apple- weight case is an Issue through the state. No; I have thought of every one this afternoon. It would be a painful thing for his best friends to know what Is what seems to be the truth." Her voice wavered a little, but she was brave, and he was aware that she straightened herself In her chair, and, when wayward gleams of light fell upon her face, that her lips were set resolutely. "You saw the attorney general this morning," she went on. "As you sug gested, he would naturally bo the one to whom I should turn, but I cannot do It. I these Is a reason" and she faltered a moment "there are sea sons why I cannot appeal to Mr. Hob- worth at this time." fane snrugged her shoulders ns though throwing off a dlsngrecahle topic, and ho saw that there was nothing more to he said on this point. His heart-beats quickened as he real ized that she wns appealing to him that, though ho wus only the most casual acquaintance, she trusted him. As he ponnereu lor a moment, a messenger rode Into the grounds, and Miss Osborne slipped away and niet the boy at the steps. She came buck and opened a telegram, reading the message at one of the windows. An indignant exclamation escaped her nnd she crumpled the paper in her hand. "The impudence of it!" she ex claimed. He had risen, und she now turned to hini with anger and scorn deepening her beautiful color. Her breath came quickly; her head wus lifted Imperiously; her lips quivered slightly as she spoke. "This Is from Gov. Panger('c!d. Can you imagine a man of any character or decency sending such a message to the governor of nnother stato?" She watched him as he read: I'.al. -iuh, n. c. Tlio 1 lennr.ilile I'hail. s Osl.urti. . ilnvernor "f South Carolina. Cnluml.ia. S. C : Have writlin by tii-nii:lit'H mall In Ap )li'Wi'!lit inaitrr. Veer Vin-illut'iiK nuirti nul l:ltilri stm. II. 1. 1 M liAN'lJt UI ll.l.l", linvi-rmir of Nm-th '.in il I ua "What do you think of thai?" she demanded. "I think it's impcrt'nent. to say tho least," he replied gunrdediy. "Impertinent? It'r the most rim-tmp;IM- uilttlig.-ou.; l!ii:u; l ever heard of In my life! Gov. Dangerllcld has dilly dallied with that ufo for two years. His administration has been marked from the beginning by the worst kind of Incompetence. Why, this man Applcwolght and his gang of outlaws only come into South Caro lina now and then to hide and steal. Tint they commit most of their crimes I In W.,i 'iifi1in'i mid lbrv nlnnva have. Talk about a vacillating course! Knth r has never taken steps to ar rest those men out of sheer regard for Gov. Dangrrfleld; he thought North Carolina had some pride, and thnt her govt t nor would prefer to take care of his own criminals. What do you suppose Applcwelght is indicted for in this state? For stealing one ham one single ham from a farmer In Mingo county, and he's killed half a dozen mm In North Carolina." She paced the corner of the ver anda angrily, while Griswold groped for a solution of the problem. Tho telegram from Kalolgh was certainly lacking In diplomatic suavity. It was patent that If the governor of North Carolina was not tremendously aroused, he was playing a great game of bluff; nnd on either hypothesis a prompt response must be made to his telegram. I must answer this at once. Ho must not think we are so stupid In Columbia that we don't know when we're Insulted. We can go through the side door to father's ctudy and write tho message there," and she led the way. She found a blank and wrote rapid ly, without asking suggestions, with this result: The Honorable William Hanttertlelil, Tlalrlgh, N. C: Yf.ur extremely diverting telegram in Applewelght raFe rerelved nnd filed. CHAIU.KH OSBORNE. Governor of South Carolina. She met Grlswold's obvious disap- 1 pointmont with prompt explanation. You see, the governor of South Carolina cannot stoop to an exchange of billingsgate wltii an underbred per son like that a big, solemn, conceited creature in a long frock-coat and a shoestring necktie, who boasts of be longing to the common 'peo-pull.' He doesn't have to tell anybody that, when it's plain as daylight. The way to answer him is not to answer at all." Excellent. It's bound to irritate, and it leaves him in the dark as to our I mean Gov. Osborne's inten tions. And those intentions " During this by-play ho had reached a decision as to what should be done, and he was prepared to answer when she asked, with an employment of the pronoun that pleasantly emphasized their relationship: "What are our intentions?" "We are going to civtch Apple- weight, that's the first thing and un til we get him we're going to keep our own counsel. Let me have a tele graph blank and I will try my hand at being governor." He sat down in the governor's chair, asked the name of the county sent of Mingo and wrote without erasure or hesitat' .a this message: To the Sheriff of Sfiniro County. Turner Court House, S. C. : Mal.e every posHlhle effort to eapturt ApplewelKlit nnd any of his pung who are abroad In your county. Swear In all tho deputies you need, and If friendli ness of citizens to outlaws makes this Impossible wire me Immediately, and 1 will send, militia. Any delay on your part will be vinlted with severest penal- ies. Answer immediately bv telecraph. CIIARI.KS OSnORNK. Governor of South Carolina. "That's quite within the law," said Griswold, handing Barbara the mes sage; "and we might as well put the thing through at a gallop. I'll get the telegraph company to hold open the line to Turner Court House until the sheriff answers." As Barbara read the message he saw her pleasure in the quick com pression of her lips, the glow In her cheeks, and then the bright glint of her bronze-brown eyes as she fin ished. "There must be no mistake, no fail ure," she said quietly. "We are not going to fail; we are going to carry this through! Within three days we'll have Applewelght In a North Carolina Jail or a flying fugi tive In Gov. Dangerfield's territory. And now these telegrams must be sent. It might be better for you to go to the telegraph office with me. You must remember that I am a pilgrim and a stranger and they might ques tion my filing official messages." "That la perfectly true. I will go into town with you." "And If there's an official coach that everybody knows as yours, It woul allay suspicions to have It," and while he was still speaking she vanished to order the carriage. In live minutes it wns at the side door, and Griswold and Barbara, for tified by tho presence of Phoebe, left the governor's study. "If they don't know me, everybody In South Carolina knows I'hoebe," said Barbara. "A capital Idea. I can see by her eye that sho's built for conspiracy. Grlswold's horse was to be returned to town by a boy; and when this had been arranged the three entered the carriage. . "The telegraph office, Tom; and hurry." Good others Future of Society Lays In Her Hands By REV. MADISON C. PETERS T H BBBSmtaBBSST HE OLD SAYING, "Like mother like eon," is historically correct. Henry IV. of Germany becomes a miserable prince, but blessed w ith a wise mother, Louis IX. of France grows tip to be a man of God. A distinguished writer has called atten tion to the fact that of the sixty-nine monarchs who have worn the French crown only three have loved the people, and all these three were reared by their mothers. St. Louis was trained by Blanche; Louis XII. by Marie of Cloves, and Henry IV. by Jeanne d'Albrct; and these three were really the fathers ol their people. Sir Walter Scott's mother was a superior woman, a lover of poetry ind painting. Byron's worst enemy was his mother she was proud and 111-tcmpered. The mother of Napoleon was of superior mind and deep piety. The mother of Nero was a murderess. The mother of Patrick Henry was marked by superior conversational powers. The mother of tho Wesleys was distinguished for her intellectual powers and executive ability, so that she has been called "tho mother of Methodism." Mothers havo trained our presidents and statesmen. Washington's father died when George was only twelve years old. Jefferson, Madison, Jackson and njlErison ti2 elder, were left fatherless when small boys. Tyler", Hayes and Cleveland depended upon their widowed mothers for their training. Abraham Lincoln confessed that among bis most pleasant reminiscences were those of his excellent mother, to whom he imputed the best and brightest qualities he had inherited. Lincoln also owned that it was his Btep-mother, more than any other person, that made him the man he was. General Grant's mother went into a room at a certain hour each day during the war to pray for her Ulysses. President McKinlcy left the capital and the affairs of state to watch at the side of his dying mother, to receive her last blessing and to give her his last kiss. Garfield's father died when the future president wa3 a babe. On the day of bis inaugura tion ho turned away from all the representatives of kings and queens, and from all the gTeat men and beautiful women who bad gathered to do him honor, and the first thing he did after he had taken tho oath of office, was to kiss tho wrinkled face of his . .t.her and say: "Mother, you have brought me to this." John Quincy Adams, till the day of his death, said the little prayer his mother taught him, "Now I lay me down to sleep." Daniel Webster's mother first fostered those abilities which ultimately made him so long distinguished. If the world was lost through woman, she alono can save it. The iiture of society is in the hands of the mothers. The mother in her office Wds the key of the soul; and she it is who stamps the coin of char ier. Our homes have made America peerless among the nations. Any encyclopedia of American biography will prove that our most illustrious statesmen, our most dis tinguished scientists, our most eloquent preachers, our merchant princes, and our great benefactors came from the humble families where mothers rule, not as queens of fashion, but where the nursery for the family is a nursery for the church, where the first lispings of child hood are the accents of prayer and the first thoughts of tho heart are the thoughts of God. SUFFERED St) YEARS. But Chronlo Kldny Troubls W Finally Cured. CHAPTER VII. An Affair at the Statehouse. Barbara filed the messages hersell with the manager of the telegraph company, who lifted tl' green shade from his eyes and smiled upon hor. "We'll rush them. Miss Osborne Shall I telephone, the answers If they come to-night? No; your father likes his toh grams delivered, I remember.' "I i 1 cnll for them," said Gris wold. "Gov. Osborne wns only at home a few hours this evening nnd h left me in charge of these matters." The manager b face expressed sur prise. "Oh: I didn t know the governoi was at lioine," he remarked, as he finished counting the words und durg Ing (hem Hg.iinst the state's account "I will send then myself, and ask the operators at the oilier end to look lively about the answers. You are Mr." "'1 his i MaJ. flriswold," said Har hara. conferring the title with a vague feeling that It strengthened her cause "Major," r prated the manager, and he nodded to lirlsv. old w ith an al that iii'P'ied h! f:iv:;!ir.-l:y with of- ticia! st-iels. ' You wil! c;:ll? In couple ol hours, major." i to nr. coNTiN'i'i-.n.i Up to Pop. "So you want to marry my daugh ter; whot are your prospects?" "That is for you to soy, sir; I am not a mind reader." Charlet Von 8ochn?n, 201 A St., Colfax, Wash., says: "Kor 30 years I tuffered from kidney trouble and was lid up for days at a time. Tlwre was a dull ache tnrougn the small of my back and I had rheu matic palna In every Joint The kidney secretion passed too freely and I was annoyed by having to ari.so at night. I could not work without intense suf fering. Through tho uso of Doan's Kidney Pills, I was practically given a new pair of kidneys. I cannot exag gerate their virtues." Remember the name Donn'a. For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., nuffalo, N. Y. Desperate Situation. "There's no use trying t deny It," remarked Mrs. DeFlatt, "this is the worst cook we've had yet. There positively isn't a decent thing to eat on the table." "That's right," rejoined DoFlatt. "Dut," continued bis wife, "there's one thing In ber favor. She can't be beat when It comes to washing." "Pity we can't eat the washing," 1 rli or! the JnTflirrv tnu-h.'ind. .' ': TT ' ' ' Important to mothers - UAa 1 UluA, a salt) ana sin u iiureu iur Infants and children, and see mat it Bears the Climslnrs r,f 1 In Use For Over SO Years. The Kind You Havo Always Bought. Texan Scores Hobble Skirt as Hideous Out on the big cattle ranges of tho Southwest it is the common practice of the nestor or cowboy, when he makes his camp for the night, to put hobbles on his work horses or saddle ponies. There s a reason. With the hobbles on, the animals are so impeded in their walk that they can cover but a little distance, even in the course of an entire night, and the owner goes serenely to his slumbers, knowing that his beasts will be in range of his vision on his awakening. The restraining thongs, attached only to the forelegs, do not prevent them from cropping the rich prairie grass, but effectually hinder their straying to a great distance from camp. Now, of all ungainly, ungraceful looking object on earth, I put a hobbled horse, or rather did up to this day, when my eyes for the first time eheld a hobbled woman. ITow can there be grace without ease and freedom of movement ? A hobbled woman ought to be taken out and shown the limp and hobbled hop of a hobbled horse, and I honestly believe that one look would cause her to change her skirta. By CAPT. WILLIAM G. D0AK of Sui Sla County, Tcut Toison ivy, which nearly every one real izes is a dangerous vine, has three leaves on one stem. If people knew the vine they naturally would avoid coming in contact with it, as it is poisonous. However, only in a certain time of the summer is this true. I have walked barefooted through the vines many times when I was a boy and have never been poisoned by it. There are about two months when it is dangerous and this time is between the third week in July and the second or third week in September, depending on the frost. The only way to exterminate the vine is to kill all the roots and the new 6hoots that have formed the same Bcason, for the vine spreads very fast nnd is not easy to kill. I have never been poisoned, but I know what it does, for dad's face was so swollen that he couldn't sec for a week. Avoid Contact With Poison Ivy By WM. E. BF,OWN Dolton, HI 3 Tedious LoiifJ ours of Drug Clerk Bj CLARENCE C. MALMR0SE Feminine Logic. , . Her A woman Id nl.vays right. ' Him How do you figure that outf Her Well, a woman Is, Isn't sheT Hlra Yes, I suppose so. Her And Pope says: "Whatever la, la right" See? Chicago News. DR. MARTEL'9 FEMALE PILLS Seventeen Years the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for Women's Ailments. A scientifically pre pared remedy of proven wortk. The result from their use 13 quick and per manent For sale at all Drag Store, The Slonple Life. Mrs. Knlcker You will have to ge. up to light the fire. Knlcker Unnecessary, my dear; 1 never smoke before breakfast. A mother makes a fatal mistake when she leads her children to be lleve that they are wingless angels. NO MEAT IN THEM. Dr. Emdee You very sparingly. Mr. Joax I avoid It altogether. I eat nothing but lunchroom bam sandwiches. If nny man needs better wages and shorter hours it is the drug clerk. A drug clerks' association would go a great way toward remedying this, but time and again has this been tried. The clerks at one time had an organiza tion going at a fair headway when some one disappeared with a greater part of its funds. Thi? discouraged the clerks and now it is very hird to get them together. If theso clerks could be organized it would mean more pay and shorter hours, which are what they deserve. This would benefit the people in general. Xn pres. rpti n would then be filled by a clerk who is half asleep, which U often th" c:'.k now. In this way mistakes are made and the pa tient is in danger of an oerdo!. It u hard nowadays to get a man or boy to learn tho business. The body of dorks is getting smaller and smaller. Tell me, why should they loam the business, when a plumber, carpen ter or any tradesman gets snore pay than they do? One must be a lov?r f he business to stick and I am one of these. END STOMACH TROUBLE NOW Dyspepsia, Gas, Sourness or Indlge. tion Go Five Minutes After Taking a Little Diapepsin. If your meals don't fit comfortably. or you feel bloated after eating, and you believe It Is the food which fills you; If what little you eat lies like lead on your stomach; If there Is dif ficulty In breathing, eructations of our, undigested food and acid, heart burn, brash or a belching of gas, you can make up your mind that you need something to stop food fermentation and cure Indigestion. A large case of Pape's Diapepsin costs only fifty cents at any drug store here In town, and will convince any stomach sufferer five minutes after Uklng a single dose that Fermenta tion and Sour Stomach is causing the misery of Indigestion. No matter if you call your trouble Catarrh of tho Stomach, Dvupepsla, Nervousness or Gastritis, or by any other name always remember that a certain euro Is waiting at your drug store the moment you decide to begin Its use. rape's Diapepsin will regulate any out-of-order btomach Within five in utes, and digest promptly, without any fuss or discomfort, all of any kind of food you eat. These large EO-cer; more than sufficient cure Hny chronic car Iudlgestlon, Gastritis Stomach trouble. Should you nt this moment be suf fering from Indigestion, Gas, Sour ness or any stomach disorder, you can surely get relief within live minutes. cases contain to thoroughly of Dyspepsia, or any other Doctors More Thorough. A physician at a dinner In D-.nver Filtered at certain Biblical miracles. "Lazarus," he said, "was raised from te di ad und yet. I C''n'l s' uny dead folks being raised in ei.r ti'ne." "No," said Kev. llfU-rt 1! Tn-a-hum, the Hibliral s-liolar, with a Millie. "Modem medical science has J rogressed Mo far for that, eh?" . Washington Star. Different. "That limn wouldn't touch a rrnt t;.at didn't belong to him." "I know," replied Mr. Duttin Ktax "Hut how about giving him a chance nt $10,000?" Somebody's Darling. "P.n't speak fo harshly to that lib t!e printer's devil." "U'Ly not?" "He la somebody's ansa! child." i