DAKOTA CITY HERALD DAKOTA CITY, NEB. JOHN H. REAM, Publisher - . u SHOPPING IN MIDOCEAN. The wireless message pulsing otr? the sea hag put the voyaging financier in daily communication with the bourses of New York, Ixindon and Taria. Even In mldocean tho capital st may buy or sell, with a view to a nrotecflon nr Ihn nrnfit of his purse. Hut It wore vain for mere man to imagine that he could reserve this instrumentality' to his exclusive use tt tho wireless can be utilized to make or to conserve money, It fol lows as the night tho day that It Is available, for upending money. The enterprising merchant could not fall to be alert to this opportunity to In crease the debit side of a fair client's account, says Washington Tost. Fath ers, husbands, brothers have cherished the thought that when their dear ones were safely at sea In swift and luxur ious palaces, the item of shopping was In a state of at leant temporary de suetude. But not so; tho ribbon coun ter and the showcases have been ex tended, flgurately speaking, across tho sea. The lady fair may now indulge aer penchant for shopping even In tnldocean. Every department store In great cities near tho Atlantic const will be topped with Its tall electric mast and maintain an operator at Us foot. Bulletins of bargains may .be 'published on shipboard. Moreover, If the lady la on her way home with a depleted puna, she can make an aerial draft to meet every Up of every stew ard on board and make sure that some of her men-folk meet her with more supplies promptly on arrival at the pier. London's bad season, with dull pray skies and chill winds, Is partly compensated for by the promise .of good grouse shooting. Parliament has risen In time for the sport, and that part of society which Is not already "on the continent" Is bound northward for the moors. Suminerless Englaod is exchanged for Scotland, which. when tho grouse are plentiful and fu good condition, is a good place to "bo, even if the weather Is wet. Hrtfcht skies over the moors transform tho sportsman's part of Scotland Into a Eemblance of paradise. To be sure, he serpent Is there. The guns crack and the birds are slaughtered by tho thousands. Hut they have fulfilled their destiny. Who can do more? And mighty good eating Is a well cooked grouse from the Grampian hills. ' In East Haddam, about sixteen miles north from the mouth of the Connecticut river, hanging In the bel fry of St. Stephen's church and In use today. Is a bell that was cast In Spain over 1,000 years ago. The Spanish in scription stating that the bell was cast in Spain In 815 and tho name of the priest who blessed it are all very distinct. Those who have Interested themselves In this valuable old rello claim the church In Spain where It originally hung wad destroyed by Na poleon, this bell and many others be ing sent to America, where there wan a good market. It Is 28 Inches high and 84 Inches In diameter at the bajfj, Nearly one million new farms have been created In the United States du ring the last ten years. In the last, ten years the total number of farmat haa Increased 18 per cent., says Ameri can Agriculturist. In the older states, from Ohio eastward, there has been going on for twenty years a tendency poward the amalgamation of farms dls-i tant from market Into larger hoKUrig-sj On the other hand, thfa section haa witnessed the cutting up Into smaller sixes of many farms nearer to mar ket. There are now almost throd times as many farms as In 1870, and! Vx unprecedented increase In the Value of farm lands and lire stock. There Is one boat on the Hudson river that refuses to be Oslerlsed. Al though the word fast is not usually, relished when applied to tho femtnfnd gender, the Mary Powell glories in the epithet and has made friends by It. This boat will complete this sea son fifty years of service, and the semi-centennial anniversary will be appropriately celebrated. Captain Anderson has served on the boat forty years In various capacities. The Mary Powell Is still In dally use by the Hud son River Day Line, and cuts the wa ter between New York and Kingston not only like a thing of life but like a thing of very lively life. A passenger has been' carried on a monoplane across the English channel. A majority of the people who have to cross the channel will continue for a while, however, to risk tbe danger of being shaken up In the old-fashioned way. Esperanto Is attracting as much at tention now as the puzzle pictures did a short time ago and has as many 'disciples as simplified spelling ever achieved. An Indiana mulo kicked a motor cyclist and his machine across the Iroad tbe other day. A kicking mule1 'never stops to count a hundred before imaklng up bis mind what ought to b done. A New York man has won a cham pionship and a 8100 watcb by eating sixty-four lamina In a given time. (Still we dec Ine :o !eo!i on this con- test as o..u i" t.)' uay involved the honor of the v. l.Ue race. CZAR UNVEILS 7 tlf CZW f 'LHfi I INu Hi OHH St. Petersburg. Two hundred years ao Peter tr . Great wrested Livonia and Kigu from tho Swedes and added them f' Russia. The an niversary of this conquest has Just been celebrated at Riga where the czar unveiled an equestrian statue of Peter and also planted an oak In Peter's park In that city. ARE HIGH IVomen and Athletes Lead Other Students at University. Co-eds Rank 4 Per Cent Higher Than Men and Average Work of Frater f'ty and Sorority Members Not Up to Standard. Champaign, 111. That athletes of the I'niverslty of Illinois rank higher than inn averago young men stialents in their class work is the Interesting fact discovered bv Professor T. A. Clark, doan of men, after reviewing an averago of the grades of every student at tho Champalen-Urbaua branch of tho university. ThlH same Investigation shows that the co-eds rank 4 per cent higher In their studies than men and further that the average work of the fraternity and sorority members Is not quite up to the stand ard. To got this information Dean Clark sot a number of clerks at work. Each student's grades for both semesters was averaged according to the num ber of hours taken in tho subjects. Thus a record of more than 3,700 stu dents was obtained, an averago In general made and then the special classes of students considered were compared with this general average. For the general average of the three thousand men students the figures were 81.11 for tho first semester and 81.31 for the second semester, or n general average of 81.21 for the year. The seven hundred or more co-eds averaged 86.04 tho first semester and 85.02 the second semester, or 85.53 for the entire year All the members of the foot hull. baseball, track, swimming and basket- Dan squads were counted in tho list of athletes. The two hundred or more considered had an average of 82.74 for the first Bemester and 81.78 the second semester, or 82.26 for the year. The track squad had the high aver age or 83.07 for the year and the bas ketball players a low average. An- NEW VERSION OF CINDERELLA Wealthy New York Manufacturer Finds Stenographer's Slipper Engagement Announced. New York. The story of Cinderella. the shoe and the Prince has come true in New York City, with variations. Miss Mildred MermelHteln was any thing but a Cinderella Id her home In East One Hundred and Thirteenth street. She was a bright, little sten ographer. Nor was tbe slipper made of glHPS. It was a real American girl s slipper, tiny and elegant. The lover was not a prince, either, but a wealthy shoe manufacturer. He Is Samuel Newman. On her way home in a Madison ave nue car the slipper slipped oft Miss Mildred's foot. She didn't miss it un til she put her silk-stockinged toes to the cold, hard pavement. Mr. Newman saw the slipper on the car and has tened back, hoping to return It to Its owner, but Miss Mildred had limped away. Next day the "Prince" adver tlsed for the maiden whom the slipper would fit. Miss Mildred answeivd. And, just as In tho Btory, too, the Prince found that the owner of the slipper was fair to gaze upon and charming in her ways. That was two months ago. The announcement of their engagement was made tho other day. The sllsper wiw a No. 2. Large Cotton Crop In Egypt. Washington. Egypt's cotton crop this year, it is estimated, will exceed 700,000,000 pounds, and Consul Plrch at Alexandria reports that probably It will be tho largest crop ever yielded by Egyptian fields. STRAY CATS FOR COLLECTOR Railroad Men From All Along Line Drop Decrepit Tabbies of All Kinds and Sizes. New York. As some men collect coins, Corots or coupons, Ponjamin Haker, assistant yard master of the Pennsylvania railroad at Weat Morris vllln, N. J., collerts cats. Announce ment was mado that through tho un selfish devotion of countless tralumen on the line Mr. Haker Is now In pos session of one of tho largest collec tions of cats extant. Mr. Daker likes cats, but he likes them within reason. Ho has no use for all the cats that have been thrust upon him, and bu has no place to keep them. The reason that tho supply of cats In Mr. Uaker's back yard in so much In excess of tho demand Is that almost everybody along the right of way who has a cut for w hlch he has do further use gives the animal to a trainman with Instructions to drop It gently off a train miles away and lose it. Ins,d of obeying these Instruc SlATUE OF PuTER it j j IN STUD Y oIIht Interesting discovery Is that the utlili'tes did 4 per cent better work the semester they were most aclively engaged In athletics than during the semester In which they were not. An exception In this, however, was found In the baseball squad, which on nc 'ount of numerous trips, as well as long practice periods, naturally fell down In their class work. Commenting on this, Dean Clark says: "You can't quite say that an athlete necessarily breaks down in his college studies. This may bo true of other colleges, because I really think we look after things more care fully than they do at some institu tions." Fraternity men were discovered to bo slightly lower than the average young man's ranking, and the liter ary society members much higher than the average. It was also discov ered that the fraternity men who took the most Interest In the general uni versity affairs had the highest aver ages, and that the fraternity men least Interested In general college matters were the poorest fraternity students, thus disproving the general claim made by somo fraternity men that they have too many other Inter est besides their class work. The sorority young women, gener ally speaking, were found to compare In about the same proportion to the grand total as did tho men. The local clubs and sororities showed about tho samo as the fraternities and sorori ties. Willi these figures as a basis it is probable tho fraternity men will be asked to adopt a rule that pledgers must pass at least 12 hours of uni versity work before they can be Ini tiated. If they do not, th-- university authorities probably will. The sorori ties have already taken action In this matter. The figures further show that the fraternity men from larger cities, such as from Chicago, are the poorer schol ars, and the same can also be said of some of rhe members chosen be cause of appearance and first Impres sion. WHEAT PAYS Interesting Story of How New York er's Massachusetts Farm Raised Big Crop. Springfield, Mass. Although the wheat fields of tho far west are gen erally supposed to be very large, the department of agriculture has issued an estimate that in states whero the fields are the largest their size av erages little more than 100 acres. New England has the smallest wheat fields, the averago in Vermont being only three. That wheat Is Indigenous to the soil of Massachusetts Is declared In the reports of the Massachusetts Agricultural college and that it can be grown profitably in Iterkslrfre county Is uBserted by experts who have made an examination of tho soil of the hill towns. A Lenox farmer, Georgo W. Fer guson, haa this year harvested 417 bushels of winter wheat from ten and soven-tenths acres of land and sold the wheat in a Plttsfleld market for $2.50 a bushel. Tho wbeut is to be used as seed wheat, so clean and per fect was tho product. Mr. Ferguson has for 10 years managed Pine Croft farm, a typical country farm In Lenox owned by Frederick Augustus Seher merhorn of New York. Besides over seeing a farm of 335 acres, Mr. Fer guson has served Lenox as a select man for several years and laBt year was chairman of the board. Pine Croft comes up to one's Idea of a country farm. It Is not a city lot, such as some farms of Lenox million aires become, but Is tho nearest to na ture that its owner can mako It. One tions the trainmen have hurried to Mr. Paker with the cats. He Is now trying to find homes for his charges, but has discovered that many of the persons to whom be has applied for permission to leave a cat on trial would bo as willing to have scarlet fever In tho house as such a pet. The management of a cut circu; wrote to Mr. Haker not long ago -. pressing a willingness to take off his hands a couple of tho cats that had been wished on him. Mr. Haker packed two cats out of the multitude in the back yard and sent them to the circus man. The latter either never got them or did not think mueh of them after ho did get them, fi r lie lias nev er written a line In acknowledgment of Mr. linker's kindness. If the assailant yard master could only get a day ofT and if the railroad company would only lend him a couplo of freight car.; i.e could brlns some of tho excess to the Hid - a Wee home In New York. But he cannot THE GRtAf 5 r Vim X 1 riiwi ja W -tt .'- Ivw - y HE WAS HEIR TO MILLIONS Mystery of Daniel Sneridan's Disap pearance Is Cleared Away After Many Years. London. The mystery of the disap pearance of Daniel Sheridan, the American claimant of the "Iilake Millions," has been solved at last. It Is some months since the Star print ed a story about the pathetic struggle of this Iilsh-American farmer to ob tain the fortune loft by Mrs. Helen Wake, who died Intestate In London, In 1876. Her property, then $700,000, has been In the hands of the crown ever Rlnce, and, counting the accumu lated interest, Is now estimated to be nearly $2,500,000. A letter Just received by that news paper from Daniel Sheridan's son, Jo seph, who lives In Qulncy, 111., reveals the fact that an old, homeless, name less man, who died in Iambeth in firmary on December 19, 1896, was tho lost claimant for tho "millions." Mrs. Blako was Helen Sheridan, a beautiful Irish girl, when she was married to Capt. Robert Dudley Ulake, a young officer of dragoons stations In Dublin. He later became a gen eral. Daniel Sheridan nsserted ho was Mrs. Plake's cousin, the son of her father's elder brother, and ho came to London to prosecute his claim from Kankakee county, Illinois, In 1885, be ing then a man of seventy. Ho could not, however, obtain the necessary ev idence to satisfy the treasury that he was the next of kin. Ills money dwindled away, he was heavily In debt for board and lodging, and all the while his family were writing to him from America upon the Idea that ho had obtained tho fortune and re proaching bint for deserting them. For a time he was an Inmate of a workhouse. On hi discharge from there he wrote to his son that he was going to Ireland to find some one who knew him nfa boy. That was the last his family ever heard of him. He seems to have wandered about help less, hopeless, a broken man, until ou December 6, ISI'fi, he was onco mere admitted to the Iamberth infirmary. He gave no address, and three days Inter he died. WELL IN FAST of the few groves of primeval forests In western Massachusetts are on this property. Farmer Ferguson began raising wheat to feed his poultry be cause wheat was high. For several years he produced enough wheat for home consumption, using the straw for bedding purposes. Its return in value a&tonlshod him. He found it of a good profit and determined upon an experiment. On the ten acre lot grew sections of quack grass. He wanted to get rid of this growth and plowed the lot and sowed It entirely to buckwheat. This hardy grain successfully killed out tho quack grass. Its heavy body shut out the sun from the soil beneath Its bulky growth and the foreign grass died from tho want of sunshine With the buckwheat well along last year Mr. Ferguson had it plowed un der and fertilized the lot with some fertilizer left over from the spring planting. Possibly two tons of com mercial fertilizer was used in pre paring the field of over te acres for red winter wheat, which was sown, From this experimental lot Mr. Fer guson lias Just reniKit a bumper crop of wheat. Not mly was the wheat perfect In head, every kernel being filled out, but the body of straw was excellent. What an Absurd Question) The Sceptical Aunt "What does he do, Dolly, for a living?" Dolly (great ly surprised) "Why, auntie, he does not have time to earn n living while we are engaged." Stray Stories get the day off. to say nothing of me rolling st'ek, and it begins to look as if lie will be an island in a sea of cats for a long tltn He wrld net mind It so much, he thinks, if all his cats were in a good t ite of i r"serv:tion. but misiy of them, either Ik cinse of their own mis- 'ale:- or t hi' mlsbehalor of others, have loft parts, ears and tails. A grand review or the tabbies would dis ci. ..-o a re-.iiue'it if badly damaged f. i;.i''s, few of ulne'.i are complete. At pin t every train that rolls into West Morrisville bring -s additions to the home for the friendless, and unless something is done about this high cost ef living th'-.g very soon Mr. Ha ki r will not lie able to buy enough milk "iil (atr ip to go around. Microbe Foe of Farmers. Shclhclil, Kngland. At u meeting, the ott.r day of the Hritlsh associa tion Dr. Ku-sell and Dr. Hutchinson, who have long been experimenting In i-oil KTtility. announced theliscovsry of the micro-organism which destroys the bacteria esit'Utlal to the fortuity of the soil. MADE THIS BRAKEMAN ILL Touching Devotion Exhibited by New ' lywed Causes Grouchy Trainman to Lose His Temper. "Are you comfortable, darling?" the man asked, bending over the lady on the train. The brakeman passing through the aisle, hurried along until ho reached the platform, where ho grated his teeth together like a cof fee mill. "O-r-r-r-r-r!" said the brakeman. "What's the matter with u?" de manded the conductor, emerging from Hie forward car with a solid slam of the door. He straddled the swa;. Ing crack between the two platforms and stared at his nsslstant. "Sick?" he nsked. "O-r-r-r-r-r:" remarked the brake- man. Of course, I'm sick! There's a new married couple back in there." The conductor stared through the glass of the door. "Where?" he asked, interestedly. The brakeman pushed him to one side and pointed a gnarled finger. "In the fifth seat there," ho sattl. Ilsgustedly; "there's a dough-faced mutt there with a woman. She looks ike a canary bird. Vgh!" The conductor pushed through the door and strolled down tho aisle, cast ing sharp glances from side to side. as he nuircd the fifth seat the man was in the act of poking pillows back of the lady, murmuring gentle noth ings In her ear. The conductor re turned to where the brakeman was leaning against the vestibule. "That's right," he said, "they've Just been married. "G-r-r-r-rumph!" said tho brakeman In disgust. "Well," said the conductor, "you might as well go to work. What you going to do about it? They got a right to ride, ain't they?" "No, they ain't!" snapped tho brake- man. "They got no more right to tide on a train than a mule's got to learn dominoes. Where do they get off?" Tbe conductor laughed. "They go clear through," he said. Cheer up. son. They won't always be like that." "You Just bet they wouldn't If I had anything to do with It," growled the brakeman, ticking up his lantern and slamming the door behind him. So Near and Yet So Far. She was one of those very gtishing, effusive ladles who occasionally infest newspaper offices, and she had been admitted Into the sanctum of tho man aging editor of the paper on which Homer Davenport was cartoonist. Mr. Davenport was In the room at the time. When the time came for her departure she first grasped the hand of the managing editor, saying: "Good by, Mr. Rich, goodby!" Then, turning to the assistant man aging editor, she also shook him ef fusively by the hand, exclaiming: "Goodby, Mr. Hllss, goodby!" Davenport camo next. There was no escape for him. "Dear Mr. Davenport, goodby!" she cried with all the deli cate shading of a tragedy oieen. There was silence for a moment after she had gone. "Where Is she go ing?" he asked. "Up to Ninety-third street," replied the assistant managing editor. "Suffering cats!" drwled Davenport. "What would have happened If she had been going to One Hundred and Twenty-fifth street?" Saturday Eve ning Post. The Retort Courteous. While a bitterly waged war was In progress In Washington among the women of a well known organization, in which there were two militant camps, many cruel, biting things were said by the one of the ofhor. A gra cious matron, noted for her consum mate tact and the skill with which she handles difficult situations, es sayed the part of peacemaker, with the result that, being a person of nice discernment, she at once abandoned tho plan. She called on Mrs. nrown, who was the candidate against Mrs. Jones. Mrs. Hrown complained bitterly that her opponent had wilfully misrepresented facts and showed certain infirmities of taste and temper, for which there could be no excuse. "Well," said the ambassadress, who was frleniVly with both leaders, "you should not let the passion of politics narrow your horizon, my dear. You should be broad vlsioned enough to make reasonable allowances for what you consider unlovely harshness. You fall to reason that Mrs. Jones' age may be telling on her." "What ingratitude!" ejaculated Mrs. Brown. And the tactful woman knew that her mission was futile. Soapsuds on the Sea. It Is In order to vary the phrase "Pouring oil on troubled waters" by substituting the word "soapsuds" for oil Experiments have shown that soapsuds will reduce a sea almost as well as oil. The first trial was made on a freighter In a storm on the Atlantic. A large quantity of soap and water was discharged over the bow, and Its effect was nearly Instantaneous, the hlght of the waves being so dlmln ished that the vessel could be man aged without difficulty. The steamer Senegal, struck by a squall in the Atlantic, used soap and water with the same result. SI pounds of soap were dissolved In two barrels of water; this solution when dripped over the bow made a quiet space about 10 yards wide, preventing the sea from breaking over the ve.isel to any considerable extent. Thoughts for the Housewife. When you say of your husband, "his brow Is of brass, and his nook an Iron sinew," perhaps he can say of yourself: "Her wants are as numer ous as flies In August, and her tongue is as a gontle ax that eieaveth through a man's understanding down to the last layer of sentiment." Victor Hugo said that great misery is the alchemy by which men are changed Into gods or villains; every woman should say that she can tern per the misery of a man and at least mako hi m stay a man. The house that is built ou s.ind la often ruled by a woman who has sand In her eyes, or at least can't seo straight. When there is too much mirr.ge of automobile and opera par ties In your !lne of vision, the house muy full- ry'FL ei-l.Vnn . J 1? rr- Mr. William A. Hndfnrd will nnswor fpicsi lens and K've advice KltKK OV C'OHT on all subjects pertaining to the subject of building for the readers of this paper. Un account of his wide expe rience an r.uunr, wiunor unci wnnuim: tnrer, he Is, wtthnut dmibt, tho highest authority on all thesn SJtiJerts. Address all Inquiries to Willlnm A. lta.lford. No. 194 Fifth Ave., Chicago, 111., nnd only en close two-cent stamp for reply. It has been said it Is a very com mendable fact that rapid advancement has been made by all connected with building operations toward better and improved construction methods, but at that there are certain types which are not given the amount of attention that they should receive. The ele ment of the coat of materials Is en tering more and more Into tbe prob lem. Lumber ,1s growing scarcer by the proceK8 of natural consumption, and lately we have witnessed the enormous destruction of thousands of square miles of forests by fire. This does not tend to lower prices for ma terials. Cement stucco as a finish for the exterior seems to be the salvation of the home builder. There have been some failures with stucco, but not through the fault of tbe material, but because of Ignorance in the proper manner ef handling It. So much de pends upon the selection of proper materials, thorough mixing, the proper amount of water and the proper ap plication that only skilled mechanics should be employed. There has been the whole trouble. A novice cannot do good cement work. The material Involves chemical action that only the mechanic with an understanding of it can handle. This truth should not be forgotten by anyone who is going to have a stucco house. A stucco house costs about tbe same as a frame house now and certainly Is much more imposing and substan tial In appearance. Some trouble has arisen from a lack of uniformity In the color of Portland cement finishes. This Is due also to ignorance on the part of the workman. He does not use the same amount of water in each batch. Tbe result will be a variation in the color, or a mottled appearance. Trouble arises also from tbe uae of dirty sand. Clean sand will make a uniform color with thorough mixing and a uniformity in the amount of wa ter in the batches. If there is any loam In tbe sand or other foreign substance there will be trouble. The use of asbestos fiber and rock to take tbe place of sand Is meeting with Dining Rm. Vitchem First Floor Plan. much success. The asbestos fiber has a tendency to hold tbe water which is used to mix the concrete mass longer, thus giving the Portland ce ment amplo opportunity to set. In this way stucco mixes are possible that are more unlfotm In color and less liable to crack, as the fiber fur nishes additional bond. There Is one point which Is frequently lost sight of and that Is that It Is possible to make cement slabs that can be ex posed to the elements for an lnr definite time without discoloration. Therefore, should cracks develop In a well-constructed stucco work It can be Invariably traced to a settling of the building or the shrinking of the frame. Hy Insisting on thicker stuc co walls the liability of cracks is re duced to a minimum. The price of lumber Is steadily advancing and the desire for fireproof exteriors, espe cially In the suburban districts, as well as artistic effects that may be obtained from stucco, are creating a universal demand for this type of house. Tbe additional feature that a stucco bouse requires no painting ex cept on the trim adds to its advan tages. Tbe house ws show here is a stueoo bouse to be finished with Portland. f.(M' .11 tt.i:- a,....- I Living Rm. 'L. EE Porch aii.nn a ti ti nrnnn 'm.nirTv l if h 1 1 ri in 1 1 - EDITOR cement mortal. It Is 20 feet six Inches wide and 1b 30 feet long. The design ia simple and well adapted to tho man of moderate means. This house should be constructed on a large lot that will admit of lawn decorations, shrubs and trees and pos Second Floor Plan. slbly a formal garden. One of the attractions of this bouse 1b the living; room, which takes the place of the parlor of the old style bouse. There Is a window seat In the front and a similar attraction is provided In the J5.iiisr- ft dining room. The kitchen Is of ample size and the pantry is arranged so that the refrigerator can be filled without coming Into the house. Every woman will be pleased with the second floor, and her eye will light on the sewing room the first thing. When this room not In use, It can be used as a play room for the children. There are two bedrooms, each provided witu a closet, and a bathroom. There is also a linen clos et in the hall. Real Conservation. A farmer at Ohasey, N. Y., whost extensive acreage made It a dtffioult problem to find help enough to do the necessary work, has met the situation by some real conservation of natural resources. There were a number of streams on bis place. Two of these were dammed and the resulting water power was harnessed to electric gen erators, A 60-horsepower current is distributed to various points on the farm and the new hired help, elec tricity, cuts the hay and fodder, pumps water, does the churning, turns tbe grindstone, makes sausage and does most of the drudfsery on the place. This is one instance of what intel ligent observation can mako of th means science and invention have added to our present-day equipment This man looked for help when others had seen only waste water. Small Weather Prophet. Several of the schoolgirl friends oi little Miss Elinor Farnham were at 8 party one afternoon not long ago. Some plans were being talked over for the evening. "No use planning anything for out of doors," said little Miss Fiirnham, "for it's going to rain." girls in chorus. "How do you know?" "Because this fudge won't fudge," was the reply as she bent over tbe boiling sweetness. The other girls laughed, but their teacher, who was present as a guest, said: "Elinor is right. There is no surer sign of rain than the refusal ol fudge to fudge." And that night thero was a hart downpour lasting an hour. An Omnivorous Insect. There ia a little, shaggy, black-and-tan Insect, about an eighth of an Inch lonj, that eats everything under the sun which Is not disturbed every day. It has to be surprised at its work like a burglar. In most countries ivory brushes are pretty safe from insocts; in Egypt this littlo terror eats the Ivory and eats the bristles; It eats your toothbrush and eats your tooth pick; it eats the wool with which you are going to mend your husband'H socks the cards as well as the wool; It eats the handles oft your knives and forks; It rejects nothing but glass and china and metal. A Smart Man. "Wombat Is a man cf unusual intel ligence." Think so?" "I do. His views In r : are. Bath I Bed Rm. QroEJ CL05. CL M Iffl3 Bud Rm. k -fe l?OOM 73X0- like toy own.