7 DAKOTA COUNTY IE MOTTO All Tlio News When It Is News. : Historical 8ocit DAKOTA CITY, NKIJ.. FRIDAY, SEPTKMBKK lf, 1910. NlLMIiKti ft a 0. P. L05E5 MAINE DEMOCRATS 8WEEP STATE AND ELECT COL. F. W. PLAISTED GOVERNOR. PROBABLY WIN LEGISLATURE Four Republican Congressmen Are Defeated State Issues Are Given as Cause for Change of Political Complexion of State. Augusta, Me. Col. Frederick W. Plaisted, mayor of this city, was elect ed governor at the election held In this state Monday. The Democrats hare probably elected four congress men and It Is likely that they will have a majority In the state legisla ture. That state Issues, notably the dras tic enforcement of the prlhibltory law by the party In power, have been chiefly responsible for the election of Plaisted Is freely admitted on both sides and this result Is not much of a surprise to close observers, but that the political complexion of Maine rep resentation In congress should be changed Is regarded as the verdict of the voters on the questions which are uppermost In the Insurgent west. Should the legislature prove to be Democratic it Is altogether likely that the question of maintaining the pro hibitory law will be submitted to the people and of course a Democrat will succeed Eugene Hale in the United States senate. Keturns from the state received on Tuesday from all but twenty-one towns In the state give Plaisted (Dem.), for governor, a plurality over Fernald (Rep.) of 8,551 votes. Hinds and Guernsey, Republicans, and McGillicuddy and Gould, Demo crats, are elected to congress. Returns from all but two small representative classes give the Demo crats 21 out of the 31 state senators and 86 out of the 151 representatives. Phoenix, Ariz. Conservative esti mates show that the Democrats have elected a majority of delegates to the Constitutional convention and that the Initiative and referendum has car ried overwhelmingly. STEAMER SINKS IN THE LAKE Big Car Ferry here Marquette Goes Down Off Ludington Twenty, nine Perish. Milwaukee. Twenty-nine lives were lost in Lake Michigan when the Pere Marquette's car ferry. No. 18, sank from unknown cause twenty miles off Sheboygan, Wis., Friday. It Is declared one of the worst ma rine disasters in the history of Lake Michigan navigation. The boat was valued at $400,000, and the cargo, which included thirty-two loaded cars, estimated to be worth $150,000. At the sacrifice of two of her own seamen, and after terrible hovirs of struggle the steel car ferry Pere Mar quette No. 17, which went to the as sistance of No. 18, reached this port with three dead, and twenty-nine sur vivors of the crew of her .lister ship. Twelve of the rescued were in one of the ship's boats, the remainder were clinging to the wreckage or floating about buffeted by the debris. The catastrophe occurred approxi mately thirty miles off from Port Washington. No. 17. bound from Mil waukee for Ludington, reached the wreck Just as the No. 18 sunk out of sight. Several miles away a lone boat was floundering in the surge and swell of the waves, and on all sides were the shrieks and screams of the poor wretches soaked through and through with the almost ice-cold water and gripped by the strong winds. The Pere Marquette No. 20, out from Ludington bound for Milwaukee and manned by a crew most of whom come from the same city as those on the sunken vessel, was the third craft to reach there. Just prior to its ar rival the fishing tug Tesler, out from Port Washington, had picked up six dead, among them Capt. Kilty, which were transferred to the No. 17 and taken back to Ludington. In marine circles it is believed that the Btrlng of twenty-eight cars be came loose as the ferry was buffeted about and that the water rolled into the vessel's stern, which Is wide open. This seems plausible in view of the fact that the sea was rolling from the north, the most dangerous on Lake Michigan, while the steamer was heading southwest by south. STEAL SHIPMENT OF GOLD Lead Subctituted in Strong Box In Transit on Steamer Wa3 Val ued at $57,C00. Tacoma, Wash. Gold bullion worth $r,7,500, part of a $170,01)0 ship ment from the Washington-Alaska Bank of Fairbanks, Alaska, to tho Dexter Ilorton National bank of Seattle, was stolon and lead substi tuted in the strong box that contained it while tho consignment was in trans it between DawFon. Yukon territory, and the I'nlted States assay office here. Admits Making Bogus Coin, rtica, N. Y. Confessing that he has coined many thousands of spurious five-cent pieces, a man giving his name as George Corrigon of Columbus, O., was lodged in jail here Tuesday. He was arrested at Cooperstown. Boston & Maine Head Quits. Boston. Lucius Tuttle, president o tho Iloston & Maine railroad, Tuesday resigned the presidency, and President Mellen of the New York. New Haven & Hartford was elected to fill out Mr. Tnttle's unexpired term. BEEF PACKERS AFiE INDICTED TEN IN THE TOILS OF THE FED. ERAL GRAND JURY. Five Presidents of Packing Companies Charged With Having Violated the Sherman Anti-Trust Law. Chicago. Ten men, Ave of them presidents of the most extensive packing companies In the world and all of them directors of the National Packing company, which has been the special object of recent govern mental Investigation, were Indicted by the federal grand jury on a charge of having violated the Sherman anti-trust act Three Indictments, the first one con taining five counts ur.d tho others one each, were returned before Judge Kenesaw M. Landls, who empaneled the grand jury two months ago. The maximum penalty for each vio lation of the Sherman net Is a fine of $5,000 or Imprisonment for one year, or both. The indictments charge that all of the defendants have engaged in a com bination in restraint of interstate trade In fresh meats, that they have engaged in a conspiracy in restraint of trade and that they have monopolized the trade In fresh meats by unlawful menus. The indictments cover 125 pages of typewritten matter. They go into every angle of the jacking industry In this country and coiKuin the allega tion that 3 rer ccr.t. of tho fresh meat consumed in the eastern, west ern and middle southern states comes directly from the coni panics controlled by the defendants. The proportion of each concern in this trade is given as follow.! : Swift group of houses, 47 per cent.; Armour group, 40 per cent.; Morris group. 1.1 per cent. Chicago. Seven of the Chicago meat packers indicted by the federal grand Jury on charges of conspiracy In restraint of trade appeared before Judge Landis Tuesday and gave bonds in the sum of $30,000 each. By their prompt appearance they escaped ar rest on bench warrants which Judge Landis Mind ordered Issued. The first packer to put in an ap pearance was J. Ogden Armour. He was followed by Arthur Meeker, Ed ward Tllden, Edward H. Morris, Louis H. Heyman, Edward F. and Charles H. Swift. Francis A. Fowler, also Indicted, was reported 111 by his counsel, who promised to bring him in as soon as he was able to come. Representa tions were made that Louis F. Swift and Thomas J. Connors will give the required bonds on their return from Europe, which will be within a few days, The Judge did not require the per sonal appearance of the packers In court. The indicted men were repre sented by Levy Mayer, John S. Miller and George T. Buckingham. The court stipulated that each pack er be held under bond of $10,000 on each count of the indictment, thus making the total bond of each defend ant $30,000, and the aggregate of the bonds of the ten packers $300,000. Attorney Miller pleaded With Judge Landis for a reduction of the bond to $5,000 on each count, as was the case when the packers were indicted five years ago. GIRL ON HORSE 350 MILES Acting Secretary of War Oliver and Daugh'ter Conclude Long Endur ance Horseback Ride. Washington. One of the long est endurance horseback rides ever taken by a woman has just been finished by Miss Marlon Oliver, daugh ter of the acting secretary of war. Miss Oliver, who returned here, spoke In enthusiastic enjoyment of her long ride. With her, besides Ler father, on the trip, were Mrs. Herbert Wads worth, the society cross-country fider, and Captain Cheney of the White House staff. Three hundred and fifty miles of hard riding over the ragged Indian trails of Arizona and New Mex ico made Miss Oliver's ride note worthy. On account of the rough character of the riding Mrs. Wada worth'B feat of riding 212 miles in twenty hours was not excelled. KILLED BY FALLING ROCKS Ten Workmen Are Dead, Nine ln jured in Erie Railroad Tunnels at Jersey City. Jersey City, N. J. By the fall of hundreds of tons of Pnllaade rock through the broken roof of the old Erie railroad trunm Is ten workmen were crushed to .'"' th Sunday and nine other: were roioifiy Injured, fivo of them :rnb:i)ly fatally. The tjead urd injured formed part of a pans of vp?ity-e;fi;t hard rock men who wre removing the moun tain of Ftone above the tunnels to transform them Into open "cuts" as was recently nvnp'(cd on other tracks ad.'a c" Homebody either blundered in hVftin:; which wenkened tho brick rn' of tl: tubes, or there was an uissuppfc td fault In the rock. Ptomaines Kill Rich Man. Salt Lake City. David F. Walker, prominent bmdnet'd man, died Monday of ptomaine poisoning at his home in this city, lie was one of four brothers who left the Mormon church in the early days and hecamo the richest men In the communty. Two Men Drown at Kankakee. Kankakee, 111. While canoeing OB the Kankakee river Sunday Otis Brady and William Ioherman of this city were drowned by the capsizing of .their canoe. "NOBODY KNOWS NOQUOFIUM PRESENT BALLINGER VERDICT WILL NOT BE KNOWN UNTIL DE CEMBER 3. ONLY SIX MEMBERS ON HAND Congressional Inquiry Committee Meet at Chicago But Adjourn to Assemble at Washington Only Re publicans Put In an Appearance. Chicago. Not until next December will Richard A. Bal'.inger. secretary of the interior, learn the verdict ar rived at by the congressional In vestigating committee. Six members of the committee met in Chicago Tuesday to take action on the majority report, but after delib erating several hours, without a quorum present, an adjournment was taken until December The members present were: Sena tor Ellhu Root of New York, Knute Richard A. Balllnger. Nelson of Minnesota, George Suther land of Utah, Representatives M. E. Olmstead of Pennsylvania, S. W. Mc Call of Massachusetts and Edwin Denby of Michigan, all Republicans. Senator Filufof California, appoint ed by Vice-President Sherman to serve on the committee, is still abroad, and in his absence the other six pre pared a statement In which they do claro that the majority resolution adopted at Minneapolis declaring Sec retary Ballinger guilty of tho charges made against Mm v.-a 3 "irrational." Senator Nelson declared that he might call another meeting of the committer before congress convenes, mid said that in the event of Senator Flint arriving prior to that time, he, together with the Fix who attended the nuctlng here, woiid constitute a quorum. lie further declared that a quorum of the committee Is empowered to proceed with the case, and prepare a report to be submitted to congress. Great Army of Hunters. Albany. More than 128,000 hunters' licenses have been Issued In New York state for tho fall shooting. The deer shooting season opens on Septem ber 16, while partridge ar.d other game birds may be hunted after Oo .ober 1. Keone Goes to His Stock Farm. 1exlngton, Ky. James R. Keenn, who has been 111 of pneumonia here, had so far recovered Tuesday as to be able to go to "Cast'eton," his stock farm, a few miles from this city. 'if w 9 r m I HOW" DRY ! ' AMI" BROWNE FOUND NOT GUILTY ILLINOIS LEGISLATOR FREEC OP BRIBERY CHARGE. Jury Out Over 21 Hours and Verdict Is Greeted With Cheers Emotion Overcomes Defendant. Chicago. The Jury In the second trial of Lee O'Neil Browne, leader of the minority in the Illinois legislature, charged with bribing Representative Charles A. White to vote for Senator Lorlmer, returned a verdict of not guilty in the criminal court Friday. In the first trial of Browne the Jury disagreed. - , The speedy verdict ' was a surprise to the many who had watched the progress Qf the second trial and had feared that a repetition of the tedious deliberations of the first Jury would close the case. The verdict was re turned before Judge Kersten after the Jury had deliberated a little over twenty-one hours. As the words "not guilty" fell from th clerk's Hps a cheer went up. Scenes of confusion followed. It was with difficulty that the bailiffs re strained the crowd. It was then that Browne jumped from his chair, seized Attorney Erbsteln around the neck and they embraced each other. A moment later Browne was torn from his counsel by his friends. They pushed him around the room In al most a frenzy to offer their congratu lations. Browne then tried to reach the jury box to thank the Jurors. "I thank" he began, but he did not finish, his emotions overcoming him. Tears ran down his face. HOW THE BALL CLUBS STAND Games Won and Lost and the Per Cent Average of the Various Nines. NATIONAL I-KAQUE. Clubs. W. L. PCI Clubs. W. I Chicago ..84 S8 .fiT'tiu-'natl ..4 06 Pittsburg- .75 M .SnoSt. Louis.. .49 75 New York. 70 D3 .5 Brooklyn ..49 78 PhlldTia .66 61 .5a) Ronton 45 84 AMERICAN LEAGUE. PhlldTla .88 40 .fiS7!Wmih'ton ..59 It Now York-74 63 .5K3 dove-land M 71 Roaton .:..73 64 .675 Chlrairo ...60 77 Detroit ...73 66 .666 Ht. Louis... 39 89 AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Mln'ap'U .97 62 .652 Knn. Clty..7 72 Toledo ....81 67 .MM Mll'aukeo .69 M Column's .79 6l .MS Ind'ap'ls ...69 89 St. Paul. ..76 73 .610 LoulBvMIe .56 VI WESTERN LEAGUE. 3lo'x City. 93 49 .655 Dmaha ....69 71 Denver ...KS fW .fill St. Jonppb.62 7S Lincoln ...HI 60 .f,!i4l) Molncs..60 83 Wlulilta ...76 66 .6:15 Topi-ka ....38 104 THREE "1" LEAGUE. Rprl'irfld .4 43 .(K2 ni'in'nt'n ..59 70 R. lHlund..7fl 64 .fiSYDnveiipo't .66 75 '., rla 69 61 .530 rlll)llllo ..56 75 Wuterloo .67 63 .615 'Dunvillu ...6il 78 P.C. .404 .81 .392 .849 .451 .441 .304 .810 .613 .463 .8iH .378 .493 .443 .4)0 .268 .468 .4:7 .427 .400 Fowler Indorsed for Senator. Trenton, N. J. Returns Indicate thut Congressman Charles N. Fowler of tle Fifth district was Tuesday ln doised for the I'nlted States senate to succeed Senator Kcan with ex-Governor Stokes, a close second, and ex Governor Murphy third. Considerably pss than half of the normal vote was polled. Wooclrow Wilson Is probably the Democrat lc nomine for governor and State Ranking Commissioner Lewis Is insured the Republican nom ination. Dog Bites Twenty-Three Persons. New York. The police of Bath Reach station, Brooklyn, are holding a yellow dog supposed to be mad, which after being stoned - by boys Tuesday turned upon them and every body In sight and Is otild to have bit ten 23. Springfield, III., Has 61,678. Washington. The population of Springfield, 111., is 61,678 as compared with 34.169 In 1900 and 24,963 in 1890, according to figures issued from the census bureau Tuesday. WANT HIGHER RATES RAILWAY EMPLOYES ASK AID FOR RAILROADS. I PETITION TO CANDIDATES Doing So, They Say, In Their Own Interest, Which Follows Prosperity of the Railroads. - . - . . . N. Downer, chairman of the em ployes' committee of the Rock Island railroad, has mailed to the candidates for the legislature aud for state of fices and members of congress a liberally signed petition asking for an Increase In railroad rates In Ne braska. The petition Is signed by business and professional men and railroad em ployes from many towns along the Rock Island, the Hat filling sixteen typewritten pages. The petition adopted by the em ployes committee Is as follows: We, as citizens of this country, be lieve In fnlr profits and good wages, and we, as railroad employes, realize that our personal prosperity Is In separably associated with the pros perity of the railroad, our employer. The increased cost of materials, la bor, taxes and other essential ele ments entering Into the cost of operat ing the railroad Is a matter of com mon knowledge. The public demands better time, greater safety, better ac commodations, better equipment and generally better service. The public Is constantly receiving Improved service from the care devoted to the operation of the railway by their managements. The public ought to be willing and we believe Is willing to pay for such service. All of this points to the necessity that the railroads receive a higher rate for the transportation they fur nish. Increased rates for transporta tion will Insure regularity of our em ployment and the stability of our earnings and in all fairness this is due. us as wel as the railroads. We support the railroads in their known efforts to secure higher rates for the transportation they furnish and we urge all those who have to do with the rate question, whether the Interstate Commerce commission, State Railway or Public Service com missions, national and state legisla tors, to deal fairly with this vital question. We have had much legisla tion Involving the regulation of the railways and much politics In connec tion with the operation and control of the railways In the recent past. The fund from which our wages are paid cannot be constantly depleted without injuring us as employes. We know that transportation rates have nothing to do with the Increased cost of living and we feel now that our employers, the railways, mostly need increased compensation in order to secure increased earnings. As employes of the Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Railway company we have signed this petition In harmony with the above declaration and have authorized their presentation to the Interstate Commerce commission, state railroad commissions or to any official, federal or state, who has any thing to do with railroad rate making or railroad regulation. As individuals Interested In our own comfort and prosperity and the comfort and prosperity of our families we have freely signed this petition and subscribed to the above princi ples. Appeals to the High Court.. John Piatt of Sarpy county has ap pealed to the supreme court from a judgment of $1,000 against him for slanderous remarks made about Olga Gerling. Governor on Primary Law. "I sent a message to the last legis lature In which I said, "the primary law should bo repealed or It should be radically amended,' " said Governor Shallenberger at the meeting of the state canvassing board. "I should have cut off the sentence after the word 'repealed,' " he continued. "There Is no Justice in the primary law. It Is all right In theory, but It docs not work out In practice. Under the primary law the counties of Douglas and Lancaster, if they get Into the same bed a they did in the late elec tion, can control the nomination of candidates. We have found that poli ticians vote and manipulate the pri mary instead of the people, and that Is what we tried to avoid. The pri mary law was enacted bo that the no nilnntion candidates would be taken away from politicians and placed In the hands of the people, but Just tho reverse lias been the result of this law. The fact that out In the Twenty ninth senatorial district, a candidate gets a nomination with only one vote Is enough to show the vlciousness of the primary law." Regulars at Lincoln. Four hundred regular army soldiers, composing eight troops of the 8eventh cavalry from Fort Riley, Kan., will be camped near Lincoln from September 23 to 26. Information of this fact has been communicated by H. M. Ketchu, commissary sergenat, to Postmaster Slzer, with the request that be notify Lincoln dealers who are prepared to bid on furnishing supplies for the camp. The estioiatedamount of pro visions needed includes 2,000 pounds of fresh beef, 1.600 pounds of potatoes and 1,800 pounds of fresi bread. DISPOSAL OF EOND3. Applicants for Nebraska Securities Accommodated. Will Endeavor to Collect. The stat normal board will en deavor to '-ollect from J. W. Crabtree for two barrels of gasoline bought when he was Ht the head of the Teru State normal and which, It In alleged, were never delivered to the school nnd have resorted to the text book fund $tI97.43 which Crabtree pnid out In interest without orders from the board. The matter was referred to the attorney general to take such steps as may be necessary to secure this money. The money paid out In interest by Crabtree was Interest on money borrowed with which teachers were paid pending the decision of the supreme court In the legally of the law which created a new normal board. The auditor, on advice of the legal department, would recognize neither board so he refused to Issue any warrants for the payment of the teachers until the court decided wlii h board was the legal one. State Treasurer Brian has .suc ceeded in caring for practically all of the applicants for the sale of bonds to the state by the various school dis tricts and cities of Nebraska. When money was plentiful nnd Investments hard to find for state funds, tho treasurer bought $800.nno of Douglas county court house bonds. Shortly thereafter tho eastern markets tightened up nnd the small towns of the state began to Issue bonds for internal Improvements. Then when they applied to the state treasurer for funds he could do nothing for them and they could not, place the securities In the east. The Douglas county bonds looked good to eastern buyers, bo Mr. Brian took the case up with those who had city securities for sale, with the result that he has now, with the assistance of the various cities, placed practically all of the Douglas county bonds In the east and has bought as an Investment for the state the bonds Issued by the school districts and the small towns. These bonds net the state 4Vi Per cent annually and nt the same time this rate 1b lower than the towns would havo to pay, were the bonds floated elsewhere. May Make no Appointment. W.'T. Thompson, attorney general, who was recently appointed to a posi tion In the treasury department at Washington, has leased his house here and expects to go to Washing ton about the first of October. It is probable Mr. Thompson will' not re sign his office as attorney general, and that If he does do so Governor Shallenberger will not fill the vacancy until after election. The governor and Mr. Thompson have be come good friends, and because of this the office may not be declared vacant. ' No Extra Session. Governor Shallenberger will call no extra session of the legislature to sub mit the Initiative and referendum. He said: "There Is no truth In the rumor that I Intend to call a special session of the legislature. That Is settled. I will call no extra session. It Is un fortunate that the recount of the votes cast for candidates for governor has been so slow, as It has given rise to all kinds of rumors, but there will no extra session." Committee Announced. Chairman Husenetter of the re publican state central committee an nounced the appointment of the fol lowing executive committee: First district, S W. Burnham, Lincoln; Second district, A. W. JefTerlfl, Omaha; Third district, Burt Mapes, Norfolk; Fourth district, Clarke Rob inson, Fairmont; Fifth district, H. O. Thomas, Harvard; Sixth district, T T. Varney, Alnsley. Lots of Sheep on Exhibit. Secretary Mellor of the state fair board announced that the sheep entries at this time numbered 460, the largest entry In many years. In fact, this Is three times as many sheep as have been exhibited at the fair elnee the early days, if not In tin hlstoty of the association. Demand for Homes. Real estate men report that the de mand for vacant houses has In creased materially during the past week. The demand conies annually at this season and la caused In part by the near approach of the opening of Lincoln schools. Appeals to Supreme Court. Ttomaa Brown, convicted In Cherry county for stealing seven cows worth $210 from Thomas Byron, has appealed to the supreme court on error, admitting frarkly that ho didn't get a buuare deu when he wag sentenced to spend seven years Id the penitentiary. Honors Iowa Requisition. ' Charles Brown had to go back to Iowa to the county of Polk to stand trial on a charge of wife desertion. Governor Shallenberger honored a requisition issued by the governor of Iowa for his return. Brown was under arrest at Omaha. Pays Money to Douglas. State Treasurer Brian paid to Douglas county $150,000 and took over that amount of court house bonds. This Is a portion or the $800, 000 purchase purchase made soma mofttbs ago Homo Town 3 Usijjs -E NEWSPAPER TOWN BOOSTER Without Question the Best Method of Spreading Publicity A Word to Commercial Associations. Leroy Bouchner, city editor of the Minneapolis Tribune, before the North ern Minnesota Development associa tion, spoke In part as follows: "What must we do to be saved?" If I were answering this question I'd say, Get acquainted with a report er. Every enterprising man ought to look up the editor of his home paper. If he doesn't know him already, and make a friend of him. The editor will be a friend of yours If you make an advance. And you will never regret the step. Every commercial organiza tion ought to Include all the newspa per men In tho district, for these men. who study nothing but the best meth ods of mnklng reople read what they write, can be of assistance to a com munity In making people read Its message. It's of no use to have a splendid article for sale If you can't sell It The other day there were state ments published In the Twin Cities that the recent forest fires had done great good In clearing the land. Now, the original stories of the forest Area were printed the country over, nnd n0,000,000 of people got the Idea from that that northern Minnesota was sim ply an unbroken stretch of Inhospit able woods. What was done to counteract this feelhig? Probably nothing. But a photograph of a stretch of the so called "destructive" forest fires could by a little tact have found publica tion In a hundred newspapers If you sent with It the facts I have Just re lated dressed In readable fashion. That Is the secret. Make the news of your community readable and you needn't worry about publicity. If you keep telling people what a fine state they have, what splendid farms, what unexcelled advantages, they will talk about It and spread tho gospel, and they won't do It unless you do keep telling them. If the news papers talk about their towns every day, etvery week, their readers will follow their lead. ' HOUSING REFORM D0NTS. Don't let your city become a city of tenements. Keep It a city of homes. Don't imagine there Is no necessity for action because conditions In your city, are not as bad as they are else where. Don't build a model tenement until you have secured a model housing: law. Don't attempt to legislate first and Investigate afterward. Don't jermlt any new houses to bo built that do not have adequate light and ventilation and proper sanitation. Don't legislate merely for the pres ent Don't permit the growth f new slums. Prevention Is better than cure. Don't tolerate the lodgar evlL Nip It in the bud. Don't tolerate cellar dwellings. Don't let the poor be denied a liberal supply of water In their homes. Don't permit houses unfit for human habitation to be occupied. Don't repeat the talk about the poor not wanting good housing ac commodations. Don't permit privies to exist In any city. Compel their removal. Don't cease your efforts when you have passed a good law. Eternal vigi lance Is not only the price of liberty, but of all progress. Lawrence Velller in the Survey. Urban Martyrs. At a church supper a small boy was seen to turn pale and lean back in his chair. One of the waitresses asked what was the trouble, and learned thut It was the stomach ache. "You poor little fellow, you won't be able to finish that nice supper, will you? usked tho waitress. "Oh, yes I will." replied the boy, "it will have to ache a good deal harder before I'll quit eat ing." Just this form of heroism will stand in the way of any wholesale movement to drive tho excess of con sumers In the city Lack to the coun try to become direct producers. They will complain of high prices, low sai?c3 (aliout twl - what the saiua grade of labor on farms receives), long hours of work (about two-thirds if vluit our grandlathera considered reasonable), difficulty of getlng work (when owners of farms are clamoring for help), high rents and board (when rent and board are offered In the conn try ns a tonus beyond wages), but :!iey are nowhere near the point of sjfferir.B at which they will be willing o leave the lnc:(Uu::il pleasures of city life. Dlctic and Hygienic Ga ictta. Well Protected. "I think there is tomtbody down, stairs, George." Well, what of it?" "C'au't you get up and do sometafng? Put your head out of the window and call a policeman." "Why should I do that, when I can put my head over the back stairs and call one? His number Is 7238, and he's down there in the kitchen spoon ing with Mary, the cook