Dakota County Herald DAKOTA CITY, NIB. 4hn H. m, Publlehaj What causes divorce? "Bum grub," Bliouts the army of dyspeptics. Nit on the big hatpins, Bays Chica go. Now for the protruding umbrella. ' The chanticleer fad In this country if chiefly confined to the cold storage warehouses. King Menellk will havo to be dead gome- time before foreigners will be lieve that he Is In earnest. A sound decision. A St. Louis Jrtdge (as decided that a cat seat belongs to the person who gets It first. KlBsIng Is unknown in Japan. It U not surprising that they havo been backward many years In civilization. That man who enters Harvard at the age of 45 ought to have some bully good times with his classmate, William James SIdls. English papers speak of a man In the Birmingham hospital for skin dis masts who Is turning to marble. He appears to be a hard case. Men and women who cry out loudest against vivisection wear furs of ani mals and the plumage of birds. Con sistency, thou art a virtue! It Is promised that beef roasts are to t cheaper. They can be a lot cheaper without causing any consumer to feel that it would be a shame not to begin a ting roast beef again. . Walk a mile before breakfast to care up an appetite, advises the doc tor. If you want only a light break fast, walk say from the front of the couse to the dining room. Missouri Judge has decided that it is criminal negligence to get near a mule's heels. It seems to be a case "Where the innocent bystander is, like the ultimate consumer, a myth. Secretary Wilson thinks the sale of foodstuffs in packages is to blame for ome of the excessive cost of living. The wives of the men who carry home packages" will readily agree to this. A steamship in Florida waters had a, hard time getting past a school of monster 1,000-pound turtles that showed fight It is early in the soa on, but the sea serpent is not going to be missed. A little girl who died in Philadel phia twelve years ago left her handful f pennies 37 cents to start a fund tor a new Methodist church. From that tiny beginning much has grown, and work is now going forward on a building that is to cost $75,000. No gift that is sanctified by love is small. Thomas A. Edison says in Popular Electricity that "thero Is absolutely no reason why bosses 'should be allowed within the city limits, for, between the ;asollne and electric car, no room is eft for them.. A higher public Ideal of health and cleanliness is working toward such banishment swiftly, then we shall have decent streets Instead of stables made of cobblestones bor dered by sidewalks." HorBes are pret ty bad, and thon thore is the man who tears big letter up and throws it out into the street. He should go, too, while we are about it A peaslmlstio old shipmaster of New York has been confiding his discourage ment to a reporter. Boys no longer go to sea, he says. American steam hip lines have the greatest difficulty In getting the right sort of lads for training up into officers. ' Public school ducatlon unfits boys for the Eea. The present-day eagerness In the pursuit of money makes the youngsters unwlll- log to follow a calling the sacrifices and perils of which are rewarded by the scantiest of livings. But It may be a lack of opportunity rather than a llsllke for the seafaring life that keeps the boys ashore. The action of econ- omlo forces bos swept our merchant Ships from the ocean. The small mar gin of profit on which commerce Is nowadays conducted has apparently diverted American capital from ship ping to business in which more money can be earned. Only ten per cent of our Imports and a much smaller pro portion of our oversea trade come in American bottpms. But given the op portunity to go to sea, the boys are fairly ready to go. The navy has less trouble than the army In finding re cruits. Nevertheless, the collapse of the Amerlcair merchant marine is great misfortune. No great nation Is satisfied to have its foreign trade a! most wholly in foreign hands; and It Is a sad loss to any country when so independent, adventurous and courage ous a race as that of the deop-sea mar iners declines and disappears. There la much discussion concerning the best means of restoring American shipping, It may be necessary to wait for chang ing economic conditions to undo tha harm they have already done. But we may all hope that the day when the Sag shall again hold the place on the high seas which It held half a century ago may not long bo delayed. The death of King Edward, bo sud den and startling, was a profound shock' to Britain and her colonics and to the world at larga. Nothing ha( prepared even the men and women nearest to the ttirrno for such nu un fortunate and dlgiurling event, fo forty-eight hours bcfoie few knew that the klug was ill at all. and those who did considered the Indisposition ti lling. It is true that in England th King reigna wu.unit governing, am! that no perceptible lo'utltutk n il or political chunk s are to bi apprehend ed. But While d'.n-ori niy rules and policies, foreign cud l rm stle, aro dic tated by essential n;o ti .V.ltk ns and fixed ir!ncijil( a, 11 would be a mistake to wndei seati.nufe t'.io leiscnal nr.d so cial iullututc of the tluj. In diplo macy especially I-i tl.is Influence apt to be strong, and King Custard took particular Interest in foreign rela- Hons and Is known to hare originated and favored certain alliances and un derstandings. In home politics he wai always scrupulously impartial or sea tral, but his sympathies were on th side of progress and evolutionary re form. Many have called him "the most popular man in England," and then was little exaggeration in this. A re cent article containing daring, un friendly references to him and charge of excessive love of ease and sport, lack of vigor or Interest In serloui problems of state provoked genulnt national indignation. Even radicals socialists and ardent home rulers ad mlt that King Edward had no enemlei among the workmen and the masnej of the people. The republican tenden cles of a decade or two ago have dis appeared without a trace. King Ed ward may be said to have strengthen' ed the monarchy In England by his qualities and achievements and to have recovered for it some of the pow er and prestige It had lost with th advance of popular government and radical liberalism. The new king can but follow In his footsteps and couri general respect and admiration by giving like evidence of dignity, tact, a progressive spirit and an earnest desire to promote the welfare of his people, even at the expense of the an cient privileges of an effete peerag or aristocracy. Arnroltfla. Neuralgia is a paroxysmal pain in a nerve. In most victims of this wretch ed trouble the same nerve suffers in each attack, although there are pa tients with whom the agony travels from one nerve to another. The first thing to ascertain in a case of per sistent neuralgia is whether the trou ble Is due to some underlying organic condition, or whether it is simply just a case of a sick nerve calling for help The neuralgia which has an organic basis is called "symptomatic" neural gla, and may be present as one of many other symptoms In tumors, or in certain inflammatory affections or tuberculous lesions which are in such position ns to compress the course of the nerve at any point. Neuralgia pure and simple is called "idiopathic," and may be compared to the creams of an angry baby, who de clares its needs In the only fashion It can command. The only person competent to judge whether a particular cose of neuralgia is "symptomatic" or "idiopathic" Is of course the physician, and if the pain is traceable to some organlo trouble, any treatment directed to removal of the pain alone would be simple loss of time. In a case of simple neuralgia the first thing to do is to find out the I A .1 - Si .1 A A 1 I underlying cause, for it may be ac cepted as an axiom that perfectly well people do not have painful nerves. Young children and old people are rarely sufferers from neuralgia. It is a trouble that attacks those who are living the active adult life, and espe cially people in middle age, when the various fatigues of that life are most prone to overtake us. It la often one of the sequels of a long Illness, such as typhoid fever, and often follows grippe. Persons with the so-called rheumatic diathesis seem more disposed to It, and any great emotional shock or un due fatigue may bring on an attack In a neuralgic Individual. Besides the paroxysmal pain of neu ralgia, there la generally a dull ache all the time of the attack, with tender spots along the line of the nerve, that will be found very sensitive to slight pressure with the finger tip. Neuralgia may attack any nerve In the body, but it perhaps causes its greatest torture when it takes the form known as tlc-douloureoux. This is neuralgia in the face, along the line ot the sensitive nerve which supplies all this part of the head. Another ex quisitely painful form ot neuralgia U that known as sciatica, In tbe sciatic nerve, which runs down the back ot the leg. Youth's Companion. WOMAN AS A FACTOR, FOB GOOD. Philadelphia Treacher Hellevea Fair Sen Anuria of tha Karlh. With tho increasing prominence ot the cause of woman suffrage, the ques tion of woman's work and woman's In fluence is being much discussed. It Is argued by the advocates of equal rights that suffrage would "broaden woman's sphere" and "make her a fit ter companion of man," and it Is con tended with equal posltlveneBS by the opponents of suffrage that It would make her less inclined to attend strict ly to womanly duties. Of the many interesting sermons preached from Philadelphia pulpits the other day, ono by the Rev. Clinton B. Adams, Congregatlouallst, deserves more than passing attention, the Phil adelphia Times says. His theme, was "A Young Woman's Religion," and aning other things he described wom en as tho angels of earth, the inspira tion of men lh whatever they under take and responsible for whatever they achieve. Men have accomplished great things without help from or thought of wom en. Other men hove failed through their very devotion to or their control by Inferior women. Those, however, are tho exceptional cases. Generally, woman Is the lnsplratltn. tho cause. And bhe is a tremendous Individual factor for good for all that 1h good and beautiful. In one sentence the clergyman has poken a great truth. He d'clures that "men are disposed to 1h) what women they lovo udmlre in them." This Is profoundly true and in ni wondrouB, lndeserlbuble Influence ovm man, she becomes a powerful agent fti good or evil. What has become of the old fashion ed hone that was afraid ot automobiles' A new biography of Harrison Alns- worth is coming from the press. It Is supposed that some of Alnsworth's forty-one novels are still read though they can hardly be called literature. "Types from City Streets" is the ti tle of the forthcoming book in which Hutchlns Hapgood has undertaken to describe the underworld of New York, especially what he finds to be Us charm. Jane Austin is the newest literary discovery of French critics. One of them declares that she forms the one striking exception to the Insanity of genius. He calls her the first of the realists, a writer absolutely normal and sane. In the writing of the authoritative life of Karl Marx, which is among the spring publications, the author, John Hpargo, has had the assistance of Mme. Lafargun, Marx's daughter. Marx's friends have also assisted the author in gathering reliable material for his volume. A vivid picture of the state of France at the accession of Louis XVI. Is to be found in the Marquis de Se- gur's new book, "The Setting Sun of the Monarchy." The author apparent ly believes that Turgot might have saved the monarchy had not Marie Antoinette's prejudice agaimit him sent him Into retirement. A good example of the spelling of three hundred years ago as well as an Interesting presentation of the cus toms and manners of the period Is given in F. W. Moorman's biographi cal and critical study of the poet Rob ert Herrlck, to bo published soon. Dr. Moorman quotes a letter written by John Eyrlck, as the poet's grandfath er spelled his name, to his son Nicho las on the occasion of the latter's mar riage, which reads as follows: "Sonne Nicholas Eyrlck, your mother and I have us commended unto your bedfellows and you; for I trust now that ye be a married man; for I hard by your brothor Stenford that youe weir appointed to marry on Monday the tenth of December; and If you be maryed we pray God to send voue Dot he muche Joye and comfort toeeth- er, and to all hir friends and yours." "Some Musical Recollections of Fifty Years," by Richard Hoffman, is a late publication. The delightful reminis cences Of Mr. Hoffman nr nrofo,! by a memoir by Mrs. Hoffman which gives briefly and very pleasantly the main facts of her husband's long ca reer, and supplements most satisfac torily the reminiscences themselves Mr. Hoffman begins his story with the account of how as a boy of 14 he made the Journey from MneheatBi pin. gland, his nafive city, to Birmingham, to hear Felix MenrielRnhn nnJiiA the "Elijah." When 16 years old he came to America, and from that time on he gives most entertaining and in. i . . leicsung accounts of all the musical celebrities who came to America and gave concerts and toured the country. His account of his own concert at oasue uarden. New York, and his tour of the West and East (including Canada) with Joseph Burke, of their expenses and receipts, and the recep tion they met with, of Jenny Lind's arrival and singing in New York and of her tour with him under P. T. Barnum's management, of Thaih-ro- 'and dottschalk, von Bulow. and their yours, make this a most valuable and charming review of the musical his- tory of America. Mjr Hon and 1. "My naughty little son." quoth I as he Lay flat acrosa my stiff paternal knee i-nce aownward, and for some small bit or sin Was tasting discipline, Tray bear in mind that every slnxl-j whack I herewith lay athwart your aching DUCK Hurts me ten times as much as it does you. - Eaoh stinging slup of all the twenty- VWO Is like a hundred lushes unto me And pains me grievously." His roars he stayed, and to the damp- rnru noor The tears that he'd been shedding ran no more. "Is that true, father, dear?" he cried with glee, His squirming ceasing quite percep tibly. "1 grieve to suy It Is. my lad," I cried, As lustily the hair brush I applied. "Each whnck of this small hair brusti gives me puln The like of which I hope that ne'er again I'll have to suffer." Whereupon the child RlKht sweetly smiled. And then he thus apostrophized me 'I'op. If that's the cuse I beg you will not stop, But lay It on as hard as you know how I rattier like It now." John Kendrlck Banna In Success. Kurt Ohedleupe. A lady stuying in a hotel was fright ened by a noise like that of a person running about In a room over the ono tvhe occupied. In "How to be Happy Though Civil," the Rev. E. J. Hardy tells tho story: The noise wen on at Intervals for two nights, and then changed, as if tho occupant on the floor above had gone mad and was' skipping about. The lady did not believe In ghosts, but elm was afraid of them, so she asked the proprietor to Investigate the mystery. It was a sick foreigner obeying tho Imperfectly understood directions of an Enyllsh medical man. "Take the medicine two. nights runulng, then skip a nlKht." The Hrnxon. Guest at a rcatuuiant Excuse me, sir, can you let me come to the tele phone? You have been there tweuty minutes without sawing a word. "Sorry, sir, but I'm talking to my wife." Pelo Melo. When a man makes a lot of money, the people look at him aa If to gay, "Now what share of that do you in tend to gl to rvrx wife's Ma?" "THEY SHALL NO "They shall no more go eut," O ye Who speak earth's farewell through your tears, Who see your cherished ones go forth, And come not back through weary years; There Is a place there is a shore, From which they shall go out no more. "They shall no more go out." O ye Whose friends have Journeyed farther yet Whose loved will not return again For all your pleading or regret; They wait you at the sheltered dnor From which they shall go out no more. No chariot wheel rolls from those gates', No bridled steed Impatient stands. No stately caravans move forth, To cross through silent desert lands, No swelling sail, no dropping oar. Rejoice! They shall go out no more. -Kate Tucker Goode. The Hand in For more than an hour Michael Con nor had not raised his eyes from his work. HIb head and shoulders were bent over the broad slab of marble. His hands gripped the heavy Iron in got that ground the face of the stone and his arms, bare and sunburned to the elbows, moved back and forth with a steady sweep, ills Jaws were set and his face, broad and freckled, was now so dark that the yellow-red hair above it, clinging damp with sweat, seemed more than ever flame-like by contrast. Tho morning was not yet old. On the garden and farther down the hill side on the western sloie of the val ley the spring sun shone warmly. A mile away and a thousand feet below, the sunlight was reflected from the narrow, winding river, and on its bank the gray-green foliage of the olivo trees glistened, while all along the way the tender green of vines and shrubbery marked the early season. Only the pines here and there, on the sparsely wooded descent, were dark shadows. From the window of the little stone house, but a few steps from the .open shed where ho worked, the mother of Michael watched him silently. Many times had she paused In her labor to glance toward her son, and now she leaned against the wall and studied his moody expression, the heavy, re lentless force of his movements. He had beeij used to whistle cheerily as he shaped and polished the marble slabs, but there was no longer joy or even content In him. The mother came out, a corner of her apron turned up over her hand and arm and raised to shade her eyes for the sun. She sat upon a rough block of marble near him. Michael saw her, but he did not check the monotonous fsweep of his arms. "You give yourself no rest, Michael, my .son," she said, her voice soft and wistful. In the years gone it had been perhaps more gent', but it was yet one to persuade and win. There was in her appearance little sugges tion of relationship to the broad-shouldered young man. Celtic, the son; Latin, the mother, for her skin was olive though faded and worn, her dark eyes still liquid and eloquent. "I've no time for rest." he answered, his look averted. "The stone Is prom lael Meltzer, at the meatmaket, to morrow. It Is still to be polished, and when done it roust be put on the truck ami be dragged three miles to the town." His voice was full and deep, but there was a complaint in the tone. "Yet a day more would not put him to loss. He has bought and Bold for years without the stone." "It Is promised, and he shall have it." Michael deftly scattered a hand ful of white sand upon the marble, flooded It with water from a basin resting on a convenient shelf and again pushed and swung the iron smoothlng-block. "So did your father toll," urged the mother. "He w;ould not rest. With his drill and hammer, and with blast ing powder, he took from the moun tain side the stones that made this house. From the first corner to the last, walls and roof, it Is his making. Here the marble ledge he opened, and for the church and the chuehyard, for the shops of tho town and even for the palaces of the rich In the city a hundred miles away, he wa3 ever cut ting arfd grinding. His eagerness for gain was greater than his strength. We have him no longer, you and I. And you are like him." Michael hesitated for a moment. His eyes turned down the valley. The churchyard of which his mother spoke was on the way toward the river. Among the trees the spire of the church could be discerned. "Five years and more now," he said, "I have tried to do his work." "No son could have done better." "There was a need." His lips closed In a hard line. "All our wants are mory than satis fied," went on the mother. "My sons are good to me." "There is still need that I should work." The man spoke of himself with a stress of Impatience. "Ah, I know what you will not say. It Is because Florence has no love for the stone cutting. He goes from us often, but It Is not In Idleness. With his violin he earns money, and h brings It to me. I keep it lor him n.) I keep for you tho pay you have for the marble. Were there need, his money would be for you and for me. So long as we have health, you and he aud I, ho long can; there be un want that we shall foel." "I wish I was like him, then." sail Michael. "He sees the pleasures of the town. The singing, the dances, the nights of merry -making. But for me, tonely work up here on the moun tain, and when the night conns I am too tired to go to the town. Better If my father had built his house far ther down, where we mlht have had a vineyard, and olive trees and tigs." "Your father knew little of vines and trees. He was a Btone cutter, as you are after him. His own work kept his thought and his strength. Here he brought me when we were both young, aud herti he died. His tons grew up here,, and the spot should be dear to them. Forgive m, Mi MORE GO OUT." the Moonlight chael, I know It Is dear to you, and to your brother, too. But there are other thoughts in your heart. Put down your work 'for a day and rest. Go, seek young friends for a time. I am old and can find pleasure in the mem ory of the years gone by. You ar young, and your look is forward." "Florence has not. been home for three days." Michael shot a quick glance from under his brows at his mother's face as he spoke. "He will come to-day. Perhaps not till nightfall. When he went away he told me. But soon, Michael, we shall not have him with us. Soon he will make a home nearer the town." "He will leave us?" "Yes, do you not know? For him, and for Lulsa." The work stopped now. "Lulsa! Does he say he has her promise?" Michael's face grew darker still, and his sinewy arms ridged with the tight ening of his grip on the iron, though it did not move. They will be married as soon as he can nrake a house ready for her." The mother looked away now, but her voice betrayed no knowledge of the thrust her words had given. "It Is not " the man's voice be gan with fury, but faltered and broke. He straightened his bent shoulders and passed his hand across his forehead. Twice he turned and started away. but at last he returned to his place and bent doggedly over his work. "I ' . tiSssm.r ..,,11 :..y ' vj f iOB 1IIM, MUSIC AND PLAT. wish him Joy of her!" he growled. "She was easily won. What Is it to me! For him, music and play, and quick earnings. Now a wife. For me, work, and no friends." "There are more than one of the young women who would be glad to have your love, Michael, my son, if they could win It. But you are shy with them. Florence, blame him not, is more like my father's people. He is ever smiling and talking, and mak ing merry. Long ago he chose Lulsa, but he would not tell her till he had more money. She wants to live near her father's house. Now it is all ar ranged. It had been Florence's secret, even from me, until tho morning he went away." "Let him keep his secrets. But It would have been more honest to let his brother know his will. Am I noth ing? Have I no share in the affairs of our family?" Michael's face was dark no longer, but red and angry. "Peace, Michael. You know you aro the head. Florence asked me to tell you. He will bring Luisa here to-night that we may say to her how welcome she will be as his wife." "He will bring her here? No! They shall not. If they come, I will never cross its threshold again. She she " Again his passion choked his voice. He bent his head upon his arm, and his shoulders heaved with the emo tion that conquered him. The mother smoothed his hair with a caress. "Michael, do not fear to let me read your thoughts," she said. "It was sorrow for me to see that both my sons looked after the same woman. I would have changed It if I could. But Luisa knew It not. You never spoke of love to her. She did not dreum of it. Hold no bitterness against her. Do not meet her with an angry face. Choose another for your Belf. There are many." He was still silent when she slowly turned! and went Into the house. In a little time he took up his work again. As the hours went by he la bored steadily, with vigorous move ments, never raising his bead. At the noon hour he rested only long enough for a hanty luncheon, spread and served with special care by his mother. He spoke no word, and she could not choose any that would help him. Bcfoie the afternoon had worn uway the Btcne was finished. With much lilting and sleight of management, un aided he let It down from the trestles and set It upon Its edge on the low truck built for carrying such loads. He was hardly conscious of the effort required to place It In the shallow, cushioned trough at the side of the rude carriage, and to fasten It lightly against the triangular rack that held It In an Inclined position safe from jar or jolt on the mountain road. Lean ing one shoulder to the load, he pushed the truck slowly forward on the beaten way a doxen steps, till It stopped clear of the shed and its surrounding array of marble Pieces. Then he stood erect, looked once at tbe shed where be had --.:"iri.--... mm worked, at the low stone cottage with red geraniums banked at the side and a tangle of nasturtiums at tbe corner, and pulling his shapeless hat down over his eyes, turned and strode away by a side path toward the ,wooded depths of the valley. The shadows gathered close and cool In the lower reaches before the last rays of the sun left the little house on tho meuntaln Bide. Often as the day drew to a close, the mother came to the door or the open window and scanned anxiously the openings where the winding road showed as it climbed the heights. Her eyes had caught no glimpse of a moving figure when the sunset glow had faded. A little later the full moon came up from behind the Sierras far off to her left, and a flood of radiance bathed the sombre walls of the cottage and made fantastic shad ows before the familiar objects of the dooryard. Still the mother waited, lonely hut patient. Half a mile away, on a mat of dry needles' in the gloom about the trunk of a low-limbed pine, lay Michael Con nor, tormented in heart and brain. Ills misery seemed more hopeless as the darkness thickened about him. Hours he had lain where he had thrown him self, with no thought but of his loss, his years of silent worship that had gone for nothing, his brother's suc cess and promised Joy. Envious he had been since they were boys togeth er, but not altogether without com fort. In strength, in height and weight, even in the schoolroom requirements of their youth, he had always ranked the younger; but the lightness and grace, the ease of speech, the art of making friends, the gift of drawing from the violin the sweetest, saddest, gayest music, were possessions of Florence alone. He had been proud of this darker, handsomer brother, though with a soreness at his heart, through the years that had seen them grow slowly apart. Now the Irreparable break had come, and almost without warning. Not only separation, but a deeper hurt. Victory In love. The one woman who should have known his adoration, who Bhould have waited his approach, had never given him more than a passing thought, but . had thrown herself into the arms of tlfe brother who had everything else Worth having. It seemed to Michael that life coulJ hold no darker hour. Yet, before the night was over, and for weary years thereafter, he would have called back the ache of that struggle with unut terable joy. On the shadows of the night a girl ish voice broke suddenly with laugh and chatter. Michael heard and raised his head. Again came the music of tones he knew tob well, and thl time he distinguished a lower, graver ac companlment. He held his breath that he might miss no sound, however faint, and waited. The mountain road was but a few paces away. Along that path came a happy pair, arm in arm Florence and Luisa. From his hiding place Michael could not see them, but he could mark their progress. They passed him going upward toward the cottage. Long the miserable listener Bat with bowed head and fiercely clenched hands. At length he arose and fol lowed the two up the road. Here and there along the way the moon struck down through the leafy recesses and silvered his worn, toil-stained gar ments, but his face was white even in the deepest shadows. He reached the home clearing just as the pair, still arm In arm, paused at the door of the cottage, and he saw them enter and heard his mother's voice raised In the greeting. Jealousy and envy clutched his throat and almost stopped the beating of his heart. Irresolutely he wavered for a moment, then he went cautiously forward, passed around the house and crouched at the corner by the nastur tium vines, in the broad shadow-cast by the marble slab resting on its car riage. From within came the mur mur of voices. He could distinguish them his mother's, gravely tender; his brother's, loudest of all, gay, al most boastful; Lulsa's, shy, now, but clear and musical. Their words he could not always catch. He drew nearer the window, inch by inch. Upon the stone sill, drooping over the edge In the moonlight, was a long slender hand. Michael thought he knew It. To hlra it was the hand of Florence, the hand whose magic with the violin bow won all hearts, the hand which had stolen the richest prize in the world. A wave of mad hate swept over him. His shoulder touched the marble slab, and as be leaned against it he felt It tremble with his convulsive effort to be silent. As a lightning flash iignis me say ior a moment, so a fiendish desire darted across his con sciousness. He threw his weight against the stone and It rose and fell forward across the w'ndow and upon the hand hanging over the sharp-edged sill. With the grinding shock as it struck the wall came a piercing scream, a woman's cry of agony. Michael stood, exposed for an in stant in the full radiance of the night, and in that instant he saw his moth er's face, white and drawn, framed in the open window. He met her eyes, big with anguish, gazing straight into his. Then he turned and for the sec ond time that day plunged down the path into the wooded valley. And aa he ran, panting with sudden terror, of he knew not what, his threat of the oily afternoon came again to his lips, and he muttered, over and over, "I will never cross its threshold again." Wanderers come back by force of some Inner mystery. So Michael Con nor came back, after years. More than once he had sailed into the bay of San Francisco, and each time he had looked north and east toward Jhe mountain home a hundred miles dis tant. At last he left his ship and afoot retraced that last fearful land journey. The little town was changed less than ho had imagined. Beyond, a mile or more, toward the heights, the road passed a frame cottage with many roses in the yard, and an acre of thrifty vines Burrouuded it. Two dark-haired children played In the shade of a pepper tree near the door. From the bouse came the sound of a violin. Involuntarily the wanderer drew near the gat and looked in. He was In rough seaman's garb, and a yel lowed beard, grizzled with white, cov ered his cheeks and chin. He feared no recognition. But from the open door rose a shout with the sudden ending of the mu sic. A lithe,- still boylBh figure came running to the gate. "It Is Michael, my brother, the saints be praised." For a moment the two men Blood claaped, heart to heart, then the younger spoke again: "Would that our mother could greet you, but she Is at rest. She knew that you would come. This was her message for you. and times beyond counting she bade me give it to you in the first moment of our meeting: 'Michael, my son, and best beloved, for your father's eyes. Glad am I that you were far nway when I was stricken. You were my right hand for years, and so would have been.' Those her very words. You may not understand till I tell you how sadly she was wounded two days after you went away. But not till you have rested. Come In." San Fran cisco Augonaut AS SOME STUDENTS WRITE IT. Skelelona In Spelling Cloact lt rented In Kmamlnatlon Papera. "He sat In the hot Bon" now wasn't that a terrible affliction to come to a professor In the University of Michi gan in an examination paper? Or how would you like this: "His heart was filled with whoe"? Isn't that enough to stop even a heart? These skeletons in the spelling closet of several of the prominent famllle represented lh the different Engineer lng classes were recently laid bare 1 a written examination given by H. A kenyon before a meeting of the School masters' Club, says the Ann Arbor cor respondent of the Detroit Journal. Mr. Kenyon told the story In an address entitled, "Some Wild Spellings I Hava Met." It seems that the students of the University of Michigan can do other things better than they can spell. Mr, Kenyon cited other Instances where English as she is "writ" was terribly disfigured. For instance, many of th same sixty-four papers contained the word "weary" spelled "werry." This examination occurred two months ago and there Is still one word in the papers that Mr. Kenyon is studying over, the word "myslly." Before the end of the year, if Mr. Kenyon Is un able to study it out, lie is going to beg the student to tell him Just what he really did Intend that word to repre sent. Four sets of examination papers were handled by Mr. Kenyon at thd close of the last semester. Three of these sets were final "quizzes" and tha students writing these papers repre" sented all classes in the engineering department, a majority of them under' classmen. Out of sixty-four papers but three were written without errorsi Others ranged from one to twenty-fouf misspelled words. Good students mad4 as many as from six to twelve mis takes each, In spelling. In all theri were 233 mistakes made in the sixty four papers. The speaker classified the mistakes thus: Mistakes due to carelessness, analogy or ignorance; misapplied; due to faulty articulation; mistakes due to an attempt at elegance; use of similar or similarly pronounced words,' correct themselves, but Incorrectly used; orig inal phonetic spelling; really original spelling, which could not be placed iq any of the above divisions. FROM CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. We Are All, Stalra German rrofenl or, In a Stale Of Hrpnotlani That we are all, each and every oni of us, In a state of hypnotism front. the cradle to the grave la the rathe startling theory which a soted Ger( man professor of Gottingen, M. VeH worn, by name, has established to his own complete satisfaction at leasti How the world of science will looli upon the professor's latest doctrine li yet to be determined but, at any ratel he works it out logically enough id the following way: All our thinking life, hie says, ha for its foundation in our brain thrf suggestions put Into it by our child' hood's educators. And what aro thesii suggestions? Nothing else, according to the professor, than conceptions which are artificially put' into our minds without their being in any way subject to the mind's critical controL They are adopted by the mind with out any of that reflection to which we subject our ideas in after life. We are in short hypnotized, for the essence Of hypnotism consists in suggestibility, the capacity, namely, for being im posed on by suggestion. Thus "a very large part of our cor rect and Incorrect conceptions, of our knowledge and prejudices has been In stilled in us in childhood by the pro cess of suggestion, and out of habit we never ask ourselves when we are grown up whether what we have learned as children will stand the test of criticism." Religion and political beliefs are cited by the professor as Instances of the results of this early and lasting hypnotism. He even descends to sue;,' lowly instances as those of yawning; and Itchiness, the yawn of the behold er being, he considers, due to mere suggestion, and it being only neces sary to mention a certain insect with, which Fldo and Tabby wage war con stantly to cause a decided uneasiness to affect the listener. Fanujr fur Her. A New England lad was Intently watching his aunt In the process of making pies and cake. He seemed very much inclined to start a conver sation, an inclination, however, which the aunt in no way encouraged. She continued in silence to assemble tha Ingredients of a mammoth cake. "Tell me something funny, auntie," finally ventured the boy. "Don't bother me, Tommy," said the aunt. "How can I when I am making cake?" "Oh, you might aay, 'Tommy, have a piece of the pie I've Just made.' That would be funny for you." When a child dies, the father does not seemingly take it as hard aa tha mother, but in a short time every ono begins to notice that be U looklnf old. If you chew tobacco, do you reall bow much of a nuisance you aret a n