Dakota County Herald DAKOTA CITY. NIB. JthnH. Reim, Publish! Smoking Isn't Pittsburg"! worst bablt. The menus of meatless meals in crease In number, but not In popular-it. China propose to have the biggest rmy In the world, and, consequently, also the greatest yellow peril. The story that a girl contracted lep rosy from hair Imported from Europe may be false. Teh hair certainty was. A New York servant gill hns left $5,000 to the family by which she wits employed for 32 years. Paste tTils In your kitchen. Twenty girls lost their lives In a Chicago factory fire, and the building Inspectors are now very busy looking over the place. affect one person In this way and tome another, but few persons are Immune to all of them. It appears that medi cal men In the East are proceeding from lndlvldunl warnings In relation to the use of these drugs to an organ ized campaign against any report, to them except on a physician's order and tinder his direction. They resem ble other remedies In the respect t lint Injurious results follow their abuse. Whether these results are so uniform and certain as to nuike It necessary to pay a doctor's bill every time one takes a dose appears still to he a mat ter of dispute. "OLD MRS. PITT." A' Massachusetts woman can fipeak B4 languages, yet so profound a stu dent must have but limited time for exercising her conversational power Professor Lowell can logically reply that the people who don't believe Mars Is Inhabited have never succeeded In furnishing convincing proof that It Isn't. Acnong those who will take the cm fade again t the hatpin seriously Is he man who has had the sight of one lye destroyed and wants to save the Hher one. Food was recently found In an Egyp tian tomb wheer it had been burled for 8,000 years. Thus an honor Is rudely snatched from New Jersey's cold stor age warehouses. As to Confederate money, If you have ome which a playful uncle gave you In four youth, look It over. A Confed erate half dollar Bold the other day tor 13,700 In real money. Street beggars In Philadelphia com- Elaln that the big strike la that city as almost ruined their business. Alter all, It seems that something may How and then be said la favor of a big Itrlke. One of the professors says a laborer who received 8 cents a day In the year 1800 was mora fortunate than the workman of the present time who re celves from $2.50 to 8 a day. TJlio professor has evidently been sent out by his wife to do the marketing for Bunday. The new president of Brazil Is Mar shal Hermes Fonseca, formerly minis ter of war. lie was nominated by a proclamation signed by a hundred and seventy-five members of the national congress, and not In a convention. Presidential nominations used to be made in this country by a "caucus" of congressmen. When the corn produced on thi rocky and infertile soli of New. Eng land can take the first prize at a na tional corn show la Denver, where it competes with the corn from the great west, no farmer should be discouraged by his acres. If he uses proper fer tilizers along with some degree of In telllgence, he can almost make fig grow on thistles. Warlneaa of I'loneera In l.nrlj- Work for Kd oral Inn of Women. The preliminary sum with which Mount Holyoke Seminary was estab lished was the direct result of Mary Lyon's personal work and contagion enthusiasm. The work once started, 6ays Miss Ida M. Tnrbell In the A.mer lean Magazine, friends seemed to ri-i-t out of the ground. The very error of the founders helped them. A member of the committee wanted to call the school the Pangynaskean - "where all the Powers of Women arn cultivated," Seminary. A few editor hostile fo Innovations In women's ed ucation took up the unwieldly word for ridicule, but they reully did much good. The first contribution of five hundred dollars came through a wom an who had been attracted to the en terprise by the attack on the na.me. Mary Lyon was persistent In pre senting her cause; she rarely took even a stage ride that the passene-i were not made acquainted with the Bubject. By the end of two years over sixty towns had been Interested, and enough money pledged to begin a 'building costing fifteen thousand dollars. How large a part of this sum had come directly through the effort4 or from the savings of hard working women nobody probably knows. Cer tainly a large part was due to them. Mary Lyon was always wary about the impression she made In soliciting money, and constantly tried to avoid giving the idea that what was called female greatness" was to be encour aged In her school. There is an amusing example of tho clandestine methods even women Ilka Catherine and Harriet Beecher felt Obliged to employ when they wished to Influence public opinion. One of the Southern States was try ing to drive out a tribe of Indians by methods which the Bcechers felt to be "cruel and unjust." In 1S.3 Catherine wrote a letter, published anonymously, and addressed to "Be nevolent Women of the United States," In which she expressed her indigna tion, and suggested that public meet ings be held and petitions prepared for Congress. Through the aid of a few women pledged to secrecy this document was scottered over the country. To the great delight of the conspirators, their campaign worked marvelously, and n large public interest was aroused. There was .much curiosity about ths authorship of the circular. Professor SUllman of Yale said it was "worthy of the elder Pitt," where upon Harriet dubbed her sister "Old Mrs. Pitt." Slavery had other sides than that which was presented In "Uncle Tom's Cabin." In Texas the other day there was a gathering of more than sixty foraner slaves and their descendants at the home of the aged man and his wife who used to own them. It was a Joyful reunion, accompanied by a grdat feast for all and a night of dancing; and the great distance which many traveled In order to accept the Invita tion was proof of their loyal attach ment to the beloved "ole maasa," and of the happy condition of things on that particular plantation, and certain ly many others, before the war. After every war there Is a lingering trail of claims, national and indivi dual, to be adjusted. Tbe commission constituted by act of Congress in 1901 to sit upon the claims of American cit izens arlBlng out of the war with Spain has now practically completed Its work. More than five Hundred rases were heard, involving the taking of an almost unprecedented amount of testimony In Cuba and at Madrid The total of the claims presented ex ceeded sixty-one nilllon dollars, but the final awards are only about one and one-third millions. This sunt Is paid to the successful claimants from the treasury of the united States, al though In al) cases the grievance of the claimants, nearly all of whom lived In Cuba, was against the Spanish gov ernment. Bo many people suffer from sleep lessness and other real or Imaginary affections of what we call our nerves and so many who think they suffer also think they find relief In a cer tain cycle of hypnotic drugs, that the permanent effect of these drugs on health Is a matter of even more popu lar than medical interest. The drugs in question are derived from tbe by products of gas-making and oil re fining, coke burning and the like. Sci ence has utilized these unpleasant mineral smells as it has utilized the animal smells of the packing houses. These compounds are grouped together for the chemist by the fact that they approach the highly complex formulas of organic chemistry and for the vul gar world of apothecaries and patients by tbe fact that tbe names of most of them end In al. They differ from the opiates or narcotics formerly used to produce sleep in their direct effect upon the brain and nerves through the circulation. This effect Is produced through an influence upon heart action against excess of which medical men waru patients and which observing patients are sble to detect. This ef fect varies in different preparations and In different patients, according to their condition and susceptibility, all the way from a slight depression of vitality to complete heart failure and toppage of life. Some drugs teem to BB EMITOffll ALS) BP Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects. THE COUNTRY CHURCH. T A leading theological seminary there has ML I been delivered recently a series of six lec iCJa. I tures upon the ruriil church and Its fu- I ture. The cltv church has Its problems to fsce intrlcste aud complex problems, which engage the brut thoughts of deep thinkers but the country church is In it self a problem. The changing conditions In country communities In the past century have been manifested in no way more thun In their religious life. In the pioneer days in this country the church and school stood Bide by side in every new pctt lenient one church and one school, both well supported and well attended. Then came the differences of creed which split the one church Into many. In numerous country communities this has meant several struggling churches, Instead of one strong one; and In many others It Uas resulted In no church at all, where once one flomlshed. Of late there has been a movement lor consolidation and reunion not In the non-essentials of creed and dog ma, but along the broader lines upon which fair and well meaning people have no o'-caslon for differences when they assemble to worship God 'n movement lies the chief hope of the country tuirch. Such unions, when they are possible, solve In Hie main the Important financial problem. , It docs not follow that the genuine religious spirit has been dying out among country people whJle the old time denominational fervor hns been disappearing. Country life on the whole whs never more sweet and wholesome than It Is to-day. In such an atmosphere the religious spirit cannot die, and the church cannot suffer more than a temporal) eclipse of Its activity and Influence. Youth's Companion. WHOLESOME PUNISHMENT. HE severe sentences imposed by Federal Judge Iandls, at Chlcugo, upou violators il of the federal law regulating the luanufue I lnr nmt mile (if nleorriH r ew li lie is llkelv In put a decisive check upon the industry of palming off the imitation its genuine but ter. Tho offense of the convicted' men was In mixing and coloring the Imitation product, and palm ing It off upon consumers as the genuine article. It was generally sold at butter prices, and hence was a fraud upon consumers as well as upon the producers of the dairy article. There in a genuine oleomargarine and butterlne industry which may be pursued onder tbe protection of the laws. We notice In this connec tion the advertisement of a dealer who announces that his product is sold In plainly marked packages and af fords choice quality at henest value; that It Is churned In pure milk and cream under government Inspection. Such an article Is no doubt healthful, and if people pre fer It to butter at a lower price, because they can there by effect a saving In their butter bills, that is their own business, and It is a legitimate transaction between them and the maker and denier. But to Impose it upon purchasers under fnluc pretenses is an offense deserving of the summary Justice dealt out by Judge Landls. The matter of the Justice of the tax upon colored oleo la a question that can be argued upon its merits. The tax was put on as a protection to the farming and legiti mate dairy interests. It is asserted by these Interests that It would be impossible to detect frauds If coloring of the Imitations were permitted. On the other hand, the oleo manufacturers say that the tax is largely re sponsible for the high price of butter. This claim Is hardly warranted, for if the imitation Is not colored no tax on It Is paid. There Is nothing to prevent the consumer from coloring the oleo he consumes In bis own family, If o butter color will add to his relish, and we understand that a harmless preparation for such coloring can be bought along with the "near" butter. Minneapolis Tribune. H AUTOMOBILE AND COST OF LIVING. OWEVER that exceedingly Intricate ques tion in political economy, whether lavish expenditures for "luxuries" by the few lend to Increase the cost of living for the many by diverting capital to the produc tion of non-essentials or whether such ex penditures are a benefit to the many by "keeping money in circulation" and affording employ ment, may be answered, and whenever the line may be drawn between "luxuries" and "necessities," there Is no doubt that the ultimate effect of the general use of mo tor vehicles will be to lower the cost of living. When perfected and adapted to agricultural needs they will facilitate the transportation of farm products to the consumer. They will help to make more acces sible a large part of the nearly half a billion acres of arable land at present uncultivated. They will lessen the transportation rates of manufactured products by enabling the retailer to distribute his goods more cheaply. Like all other userul Inventions, which have substi tuted mechanical force for brute force, rendered easier the rough work of the world and brought comforts and luxuries within the reach of millions, the motor vehicle will In time effect economies in many branches of the great transportation tl-rl and thus operate directly to lessen the cost of living. Boston Globe. X mm THE LOADSTONE. HE strategic position of the farmer Is very attractive Just now. He belongs to the one class which has no complaint at all to make of the high cost of living. He reaped big crops last year and obtained high prices for them. He is going to have a bigger acreage this season and there is no sign that prices will come down far enough to keep him from taking more than a comfortable Income out of the ground. Thousands of city folks are going to the country. They will expect far more than the most of them will ever gain. They will know discouragement and many of them failure. Yet If only a small percentage of those who will have made the venture stick out the travail and despair they will have done much for their coun try. They will have been the pioneers for "back to the soil." Human nature Is optimistic. If a few do well those who do poorly will be ignored. The few will be the loadstone to draw the many. Toledo! Blade. 13 OLD-FASHIONED LOVE-MAKING OUT OF DATE? . - ' , i ' ' I t )' I " V v.; ..'h l ' . Abblt Bra Adhrui. Abble Ben Adhem (pretty as you please, And dressed as neatly us one ever sees), Olio day was absent when her friends began Tn turn such absent ones beneuth their scan. 'She paints!" vowed one, and sadly shook her head. "She flirts!" another with a shudder said. "I've heard thut ho and so and so urn) so," a third Declared, and all cried: "Well, upon mv word!" And so In half an hour boor Ablde's fame As well us repututlou and once hon ored name Were torn to tatters, und her friends declared She was the sort by whom fool men were snured. And that If they wera she they'd hav more pride Thun to give cause for rumors unde nted. In fact, they came to the conclusion then. That Miss Ken Adhem should not be aguln Held In their friendship as aim once had been. Hut that she should be spurned with glances keen. And that while some reports might not be true. Of course, "a person never reslly knew!" The next day thes sunie friends met to compile A list of those who should lie asked to while A way an afternoon at tea und whist And each one then prepared her lengthy list, HuRgestlng who to ask und who to snub For It, you see, was un exclusive club. And who, think you, wus most import ant guest? T.o, Mliis Hen Adliem's nume led all the rest. Wilbur D. Nesblt. In Life. The Beat Hhe Toald Da. "We've got to cut down our ex penses," said Woodby. "We are living In a style that makes everybody think my income must oe twice us big as It is." "Well." his lfe replied, "what more do you want, seeing that there is no chance for you to double your in conieT" Chicago Record-Herald. The tlK-mallt. Aacum (after the performance) I shouldn't think you'd care to take part In amateur theatricals. Blnulckson (one of the cast I I don't; but If I didn't I'd probably hav to sit In the audience. Punch. Tha Curloua l'il. Mrs. Rubba I wonder why that wo man keeps watching me soT Mr. Rubtw Perhaps she's trying to Cud out why you are starinU at ber Philadelphia Press. What has become of tbe old-fash toned woman who wouldn't wear aay Jewelry that was not solid golat All the large match factories of Ger many have pooled their issues under an agreement binding until 1 920. Aden makes ten million cigarettes year at a very low cost of produc tion. Wages are 16 cents a day. The amount due to depositors in the British post office savings bank in 190S was $80:1,241.070. The Increase In 1908 was only Jlu.740.C8.. For re-movlng Incandescent lamps from sockets In Inaccessible places here has been Invent"! a pole with prlng steel Angers on one end, a collei prlng below them providing a univer sal Joint. The shipments of Chinese merchan dise to the United States, as invoiced through the American consulate gene- tral at Shanghai, which had dropped off from $14,734,853 In value in 1907 to 9,321,646 In 1908, went up to $13,872.- 531 last year. The merit system Is now In forcy In six States and nearly one hundrod cities. New York State In 1883 wis the pioneer. Next came Massachusetts (1884), and, after a break for more than twenty years, Wisconsin (1905), Illinois (1905), Colorado (1907), Njw Jersey (1907) and Ohio (1908). The consumption of eight leading products, Including wheat, corn and eotton, according to estimates by the bureau of statistics, Increased more than 33 per cent per capita during the last decade, whereas the gain In the aggregate quantity of our farm pro duction during the game period was less than 4 per cent per capita. Roughly speaking, there are about 1,250,000 freight cars at present In ser vice on American rallrouds. Each ono Of these Is carried by at least eight heels whose standard diameter is thirty-three inches, so that the total number of wheels In service is in tho neighborhood of 18,000,000, and their value, at the lowest estimate, $ 1 80,-000,000.--Cassier's Magazine. The foreign trude of the United Kingdom in the year that has Just ended resulted in totals of $3,1 20,00m, 000 for Imports and $1,890,000,000 for exports. This was an Increase over the preceding year In both the Inward and outward trade, but at the same time the totals were still below the record figures of 1907, when imparts reached $3,230,000,000 in value, nnl exports $2,080,000,000. the, a nntive of Xordhausen, born in 1832, and likewise a piano maker. "Ills father was Christian von Goe the, a native of Weimar, where he was born In 1790. He was the son of Jo bann Wolfgang von Goethe, who was the great Goethe, or, If you please, the Goethe." The' great Goethe himself was born at Frankfort on the Main in 1749. His literary genius won him the favor of the Grand Duke of Weimar. On the hitter's Invitation he went to Weimar, where he spent the rest of his life. It is strange that of all the lovers of Goethe In the world none have taken the trouble to learn of his de scendants. Only a few of the Ger mans of this city know that Charles Albert von Goethe lives in their midst. They are for the most part brewers and drivers of brewery wagons, who live at Goethe's boarding house, run by the mother of Charles Albert. This boarding house was started four years ago when the father of Charles was still living. Charles Albert, the last Goethe, Is now in New York working at his trade, lie has never touched pen for prose or poetry. He believes that his ancestors following the great Goethe might have achieved great fame In literature had it not been for their musical inclinations. Literature and music, 'he thinks, are two arts which cannot be pursued with success at the same time. One must give way to the other. Thus it has happened that lit tle of the iKietlcal temperament of the great Goethe bus come down to his last male descendant. "Down to my father," says Charles Albert von Goethe, "all the descend ants of Goethe have been piano mak ers, but all of them, Including my father, wrote at one time or another. None ever wrote largely, but I be lltve they could have made a name in literature hud they devoted their sole attention to it." There does not seem to be any pros pect that the Goethe family will again excel in literature. At least Charles Albert Is doubtful. "As for myself," he declared, "I don't know. I have never tried. I like pianos." SEES FAULT IN SCIENTISTS. LAST GOETHE LIVES IN BOSTON. Ucsrr uilu u t of I he (.rent (.eruian fori la m I'lMiin J'anrr. Charles Albert von Goethe, the last male descendant of the great poet und philosopher, Johunn WoUgung von Goethe, lives at Roxbury Crossing and earns kls livelihood us a piano tuner, the Boston Post suys He is now ubout 27 yeurs of age and was born in Brussels, Belgium, lie bus trawled extensively In Europe and came to this country nine years ago with his parents. Both he and bis father obtained employment as pluno tuners and the son has followed the trade ever Blnce. To a Post re porter he told the story of his family. "My father was Ludwlg Albert von Coethe, who was born In Berlin In 1857. He was a piano maker. Ills lather was Ludwlg Christian voa Qoe- 'I h Ink era of To-day I.ai-W I maicl na tion, ArrordluK Writer. Men of scleuce, your faculties are weakened by the very exactitude w hich Is your pride. You measure aud weigh, and you are surrounded and overwhelmed by the limitations Im posed by the' experiences of your senses. You seek causes upon observ ing effects, or determine the effects resulting from given causes; but such analyses do not lead you Into Uk realm of Imagination. You are too muterlal. if you had been Newton, upon observing: the apple fall, you would have thought, "The reason why It fell was because its stem became too weak to hold It." Newton, how ever, had Imagination, and thereby he discovered the law of gravitation, declares a writer In Catsler's Maga zine. Columbus did not care to prov simply that the earth was round His Imagination fired him with a knowl edge of benefits to mankind resulting from a possible (aud, as It turned out. chimerical) northwest passage due to such roundness. His imagination In spired the discovery of a continent. And so it is with name after name In history, and so It will be with you nd me. You may achieve some small ueasara of success by doing what our fathers did before us, but our really big deeds will be offspring of our Im aginations. Sometimes we see inven tions accomplished by chance or a bene fit opened to mankind by a stumbling footstep. Such are rare, and shiftless we should be did we count upon cir cumstances for success. CIRCUIT RIDER IN AN AUTO. lro-rlt of Krninai lr-ih-r Who lul On n I.uiik l-'aee. A faithful old horse that has served his time In carrying the Rev. W. R Stevens around to the half dozen country villages in Reno County w1!l be turned out to grass as soon as spring arrives, a Hutchinson (Kas.) correspondent of the New York Sun says. Mr. Stevens is a Methodist Episcopal circuit rider of the old school. For years he has visited the churches n this and other counties where he has been stationed by the conference, al ways traveling horseback and carry ing In his old-rashloned saddlebags hli Bible, hymnbooks aud religious tracts. His assignment out of Hutchinson covered more territory than his old horse was able to get over. Three years ago when Mr. Stevens' came to this charge he took an ac counting of his life and its opportun ities and decided that there vas :io good reason for a minister of the gos pel to put on a long face and be con tent with the pittance handed out to the average circuit rider preacher. He determined that it was his duty to j become a part of the business world i and to follow some occupation when not attending to his charges or visit ing his people. The sale of Kansas farm lands was a business that appealed to Mr. Stev ens, and he decided to try his hand at selling farms to new settlers. The extent of his prosperity was not realized until the other day, when he appeared on the streets driving a big automobile which cost him $2,500. Then he told his friends about his farm land business which he had car ried on as he preached the gospel and made pastoral calls In the country. "I simply could not get along with the old horse," he said. "The aut' moblle will enable me to cover my cir cuit easily, and it will be useful !n the calls I .make on members of my congregations. "It will also be valuable In my farm land business and will enable me to add many hundred dollars each year to my Income. During the past threo years 1 made $12,000 In addition to my salary us circuit rider, and I :x pect to double that sum during the next two years. So far as known Mr. Stevens is tho only minister in Kansas who owns un automobile, and he believes he Is the only circuit rider in the United States who Is using a touring car In spread ing the gospel. rTnJnrk laa. How dear to my heart are the flapjacks and bacon That mother constructed In the duya long ago. And bow I would cut till my food! shop whs uihln' And swallow euch Jack till the flap didn't show; The ronVe und rolls tind the fritters thut sizzled. The cut thut ut meowing for scraps now and then Oh, you muy hove breukfast served up In three courses, But give me tbe flupjucks and bacon gain. t Luls fur. THE OLD WAY. Love-making, according to diagnosticians, is a lost art. The modern lover meets a young lady Monday, invites her to the theater for Tuesday. Dines at her home on Wednesday. Proposes on Thursday. Asks papa Fri day, and is married on Saturday. Next week the novelty Is gone, the cu riosity appeased another affinity appears then a few tears, a few harsh words a parting "No flowers, please." Even the stage lover has changed. The Fechter the Wallack the Cogh lan have gene and no successor in evidence, even that high priestess of the erotic drama and osculatory octopus, Olga Nethersole, affirms that In her rntire career only one leading man really knew enough about lov-making to cause her to "act up to him," and he was a Saxon. Think of it! With all the varied nationalities who have made love to ebullient Nethersole, only one came to the Ideal and she ought to know, for the fiery words of passion have been showered upon her most bountifully, and she. In turn, has Impersonated more women with a "temperamental tint" than any other liv ing actress. In fact, love-making is her piece de resistance, and its art to her Is a religion, as she Is to-day recognized as the greatest disciple of the realistic drama. Here are pearls of confession, culled from the close-mouthed oysters of professional confidence: The Saxon race make the best lovers. They are more responsive, more reliable and are dominated more by their brains than their passions. The Gallic lover is impulsive. Inquisitive, domineering and insanely Jealous; loves with the fervent ardor of an ideal Romeo for a time, then assuming the frigidity of the frozen North. The Celt is amorous, dan gerously sincere and altogether too impressionistic. His love-making is as sacred as his creed. The Teuton is stoical, unbending and patronizing. His love-making Is bestowed by personal favor, not by unanimity, artd reciprocity of emotion to him Is unknown. Hebrews make good husbands, but poor lovers. Utica Globe. SUDDEN DEATH IS HEREDITARY. So Hmr Two French I'hyalelana Who -Have Investigated the Subject. There are records extant of families a majority of whose members of sev eral generations have died suddenly and from more or less obscure causes. In some instances the fact that sudden death "runs in the family" Is so well recognized that it is expected by im mediate relatives, calmly or in terror, according to the individual habit of mind. Such deaths are popularly ascribed to heart disease, even when physicians refuse to make any such diagnosis. . "My father had a weak heart," some one will say, "and I suppose I shall drop dead In my tracks, Just as he did." Yet in many cases of such sud den death it is certain that absolutely nothing is the matter with the heart. Two French physicians who have been looking up this odd subject are quite convinced, the Indianpaolis Star suys, that there exists a sudden-death "diathesis," or constitutional tendency, Just as there exists an arthritic or gouty "diathesis," and many other sim ilar tendencies, all of which are hand ed down from father to son. This tendency betrays itself by many symp toms. Those who possess It are apt to be subject to fainting fits, to nose bleed, to asthmatic attacks, and so on. In particular they have one unpleas ant habit which In certain conditions brings on the sudden exit for which they are peculiar. It is an acute local swelling, which may appear, without any warning, on any part of the body, affecting sometimes a very small spot, sometimes an entire limb, and lasting from a minute to two or several hours. Now, when this swelling attacks the throat it may press against the wind pipe and choke its victim to death. In a few minutes the swelling may subside and leave nothing to tell how life was lost. That many mysterious deaths are thus to be accounted for Is the opinion of the French Investigators. It is sure ly rather grewsome to think of the members of a doomed family watting to be caught unexpectedly and savage ly by the throat by such a relentless enemy as this. One Is tempted to hope there may be some mistake and yet the mysterious deaths remain to be accounted for. USEFUL PATENTS ARE SHOWN. Wurtemberg- tdihtblta Common I ten all Made to Mate Labor. The kingdom of Wurtemberg has the credit of arranging a most inter esting exhibition of inventions and patents, a St. Louis Globe-Democrat Stuttgart correspondent says. Tins spacious building in Stuttgart occupied by the 1.500 exhibits does not contain any revolutionary or epoch-making in ventions. But the exhibition Is noiu the less Interesting, because It deals with everyday life and the improve ments In exlstitig articles and utensils treated from a practical point of view. Introduced Into dally life they will bo time and labor saving. Thus, for Instance, a fruit gatherer Is attached to a vole and armed with cutting teeth and a small bag Into which the fruit slides. A new simple contrivance for tightening wires Is so very simple that it is surprising no one ever thought of It before. A mod ified beehive, with a special method for automatic ventilation, will b a welcome addition to the apiarist's col lection of hives, and farmers' wives will hail with delight an egg-carrying box, fitted up with wire frames, thus doing away with the use of sawdust. The furniture section is one of the best. Roll-top desks that can be trans formed Instantaneously Into ordinary writing tables; sofas composed of 10 less than three beds. etc. In the me chanical division are soma ingenious inventions. There is a double sliding factory door that opens and closes from left to right automatically; ;m soon as a trolley, cart or person ap proaches It Its weight throws the door open, and when It has pad-ted through Its own weight closes it. A teacher of physics has invented for educational purposes a model turbine and dyna.m.) worked by an ordinary schoolroom tup. But perhaps the most striking inven tion is a new motor worked hy steam, air or gases without piston. One of the rooms contains giganric models or airships, portable airship halls, etc. In the same room are Illus trations of a new submarine. An air of friendliness pervades thrt place, and visitors are far removed from the stiff autocracy of Prussian red-tap ism. This, as a matter of fact, U the great charm of the exhibition. A PRISON HORROR. Anful late of a lluxlan I'ollllral ' Offender. David Soskice writes in MeClure'a Magazine of the horrors of the Schlues selburg, Russia's political prison. "Grachevsky, unable to stand his life any longer," says he, "struck a guard in order to be executed. But the com mandant of the fortress declared him to be insane and therefore exempt from punishment. '"Then." said Grachevsky; it re mains for me but to kll myself.' He was taken to the 'stabln' and kept there under most vigilant watch. " 'One night,' related Ludmilia Vol kenstein, 'a terrible. Inhuman shriek was heard. Footsteps hurried toward Grachevsky's cell. Feeble groans fol lowed, and It was evident, that some thing terrible had hapiiened to him. Smoke and the smell of burnt clothing and flesh pervaded the building and hung about it till the following day. We then knew that Grachevsky had burnt himself alive. H had soaked his clothes and bedding with the oil from the little night lamp and. rolling himself up in his blanket, had set It on fire. For several days beforehand he had disarmed tbe suspl -Ions of his guards by exceedingly rational be havior, so that they had relaxed their watchfulness a little und enabled him to commit the dreadful deed." tllKlaken Identity. "Oh, doctor, he grow lei ho savagely I was sure he was mad even before he went on In such a biting w.iy." "I beg pardon, madam, but Is It your large dog or your small pet one you are speuking of?" "I-aw. doctor, it Isn't :uy dog 1 am talking about. It's my husband." Baltimore American. Ireland's wheat yield ii 17 bushels an acre, which is nearly five bushels an acre better than that of Great Brit ain. If you are contented, you art pretty well off without an au'.j and a aar stoi.