Dakota County Herald DAKOTA CITY, NIB. !hn H. Rtam, Pubilahol New York's bonded debt la 11,0'tO, 000,000. Greatl Tha country beara some of It states men lrltb. remarkable fortitude. Every big storm on land or n Kotm that the race of American he roes la by no mean exuucu A banker's eon who gallantly caught i fainting woman lost $28,000 there by. There are faints and feints. The New York Tribune calls th Houston Post a sollpslst. What d.) fan know about that without looking it tjpf No wonder Columbia University Is willing to spend 12,000,000 for an ag ricultural school when foodstuffs are so htjh. Total resources of all the banks In the United States reach $21,100,000, 600. Industry and sobriety are gra.-.d tittle tools, are they not? Great thoughts are noble guests Which do not enter the home of our In tellect unbidden, nor do they remain lopg whore they are not properly en tertained. Briefly stated, the high cost of liv ing Is principally due to the fact that we are all so busy trying to make oney that we have no time to pro duce foods. "The custom of waving the handker chief vigorously In the air Is a dan gerous one," says Dr. Hading. Yes, the handkerchief flirtation has led to serious results. "In five years from now,' says an emlnont physician, " It will not be re sectable to be 111." Does he think all the vermiform appendices will have been removed In the meantime? A young woman has been attempt ing to commit suicide because she could not become an actross. Luckily most of the women who never can be actresses go bravely ahead making a bluff at It. A sarcastic writer has suggested that the 250 Krupp guns which Chile recently ordered must be Intended to protect the peace statue placed by that country and Argentina on the summit of the Andes. Sometimes when a girl marries a farmer In order that she may pick roses wet with dew, she learns that he has a hog aviary near the house. This we glean from the perennial flre lide philosopher of Atchison, Kan. More sermons ought to be preached on "perspective." Because he failed to pass an examination, a Brooklyn schoolboy hanged himself with a book Btrap. Elder persons .make the same mistake. Too great value is set on the various goals aimed at and the proper sense of life's perspective 1 lost So successful la Maine as a potato growing state that it Is held up aa an ixample to other states. The president Of the New York Central Railroad has lately made the statement that It the New York farmers were to pursue the method of cultivation that is used In Maine they would increase their In torn fifty-two million dollars a year. Gumption schools is the name which la being used in London to describe a rerles of manual training school that the county council la about to open. The originator of the plan said that the schools would "develop gump tion In a child." He may be right. but in America gumption ia a quality which is commonly supposed to be in born, with the power to develop itself If It has half a chance. Last year about four million boxes of grapefruit were consumed In this country, although no longer than fif teen years ago this popular breakfast table delicacy was without commercial value and bad no place upon ths American bill of fare. Florida and California are the sources of a large part or ths supply, and It Is also cul llvated to a great extent In Jamaica and the Isle of Tines. The grapefruit er pomelo, with other members of the Citrua family, was brought to Florida by the Spaniards about four centuries ago. It grows in great yellow bunches upon trees that attain a height of Jilrty feet. The "little fellers" who are barred from the college football teams because of underweight or other physical In adequacy may And comfort In the dec laration of a prominent medical jour nal that they are the ones who live the loreat. and not only that, but they are as a whole the best brain workers and make the best record of scholarship. There should be some compensation lu this for the failure to become gridiron heroes and the ad mired of the fair sex, which Is so cap tivating to young manhood, nut we have no doubt that almost any one of them would willingly forego the chance of greater longevity and future scholastic distinction for present ath letic glory, However, If what the medical paper says is true, there is a powerful suggestion In it for tho adop tion of milder athletics. Th foot hall selections take the strongest and soundest and relegate to the bleachers the men who are most In need of train ing to develop their feeble physiques. Now if the statistics show thnt on the average the latter outlive those who are subjected to the aevure football training, the Inference Is clear. The men who are strongest In youth and whose organs are perfect snould nut urally live longer than the feeble an. I defective. Does the severe training and the strain of combat exhaust the vitality of the giants and make them less fit for the grind of everyday ex istence than the pygmies? The trend of modern athletic teaching Is towards aalldar exercise. The idea ia to develop a reasonable degree of muscular! strength and bodily activity without putting the heart out of commission. But In football as now played In Amer ican Institutions of learning there can be no mild, or even middle course. It demands that human strength and en durance bo keyed up to Its utmost limit. Visitors to this country are often struck by a fact which not many Americans appreciate the frequency of holidays which have national and patriotic significance. The birthdays of Washington and Lincoln, annually celebrated, recall the lives of two great Americans. Independence Day and Memorial Day are continual reminders of the greatest crises in the country's history. The anniversaries of Lexing ton, Bunker Hill, Bennington and New Orleans, and the birthdays of General Lee and Jefferson Davis are celebrated In parts of the country. To Americans there Is nothing surprising in this; It Is. however, unusual. In many coun tries the people's holidays are the saints' dnys of the church. In Eng- lnnd Easter Monday, Whltmonday and the Christmas holidays are supple mented by certain "bank holidays," which have no national associations whatever, no deeper meaning than a week-end release from the .routine of labor. An attempt is being made to establish "Empire Day," on the anni versary of Queen Victoria's birth, but the movement makes more headway In the colonies than in England It self. France celebrates the fall of the Bastille, but no other holiday recalls to the people the great moments of their dramatic history. Americans, however, Instinctively make much of anniversaries. Suppose we had In our history such mighty figures as Alfred, the Great or Cromwell, Henry IV or Napoleon. Suppose we had such stir ring events as the signing of Magna Charta or the defeat of the Armada, Joan of Arc's relief of Orleans or the battle of Austerllta to commemorate. Should we neglect the obvious oppor tunity? Not we. Of course too many holidays are a nuisance.' But it is a fortunate thing when those that are observed are not mere breathing spaces in the drudging year, but by their annual recurrence teach the child and remind the citizen of the course and meaning of the nation's history. BEING CONSIDERATE. The Kierolae - of 1'oIUeneaa Ilealla Should Have It Limitation. Katherlne Jessup and her cousin ConBtance had been devoted friends from childhood, but there was one matter upon which they differed per sistently, and that was Katherlne's conception of conslderatene'ss. "When people are doing everything to give you pleasure, you should be pleased with whatever they give you," was Katherlne's dictum. "Certainly," Constance agreed, "when the thing la done, or when it would be an Inconvenience to give you what you would really like. But to eat hot rolls mornings when you prefer cold rira rtnm Ya a A anil lr nnt 4Yiafr 4ka Is plenty In the pantry, or to go to art galleries your friends have seen scores of times when you would really rather go through the shops I don't call that consideration at all. How would you feel If you knew that a gueBt of yours was martyrizing her self for you? Why not, where It Is possible, frankly say what you want?" "Because," Katherlne retorted, "that Isn't my Idea of being considerate." I should say it wasn't," Constance would reply, in exasperation. But there came a time at last when Katherlne's views underwent a radical 1 change. A few weeks before her wed ding one of her aunta returned from a year In Japan. "I've brought you something which you may not lrke, Katherlne," she said, and if you don't, I want you to say so. I nave plenty of the ordinary stuff silks and Ivories and vases and you may take your choice. But this was a genuine 'find,' and I wanted you to have It if you'd like it. Professor Griffin aays It Is worthy a place in a museum," and she carefully unwrapped and displayed a very old and to un-' initiated eyes extremely ugly JaDa-, ncse print. For a moment even Katherlne wav- aratl than urtA railing and ntnAil hv her guns. "Thank you so much. Auijt m... II -1. I . . . . . cjvb, iua Bum, warmiy. i woman i cnange u tor anytmng. l snail ne so , proud to be the possessor of it. No one of the girls haa a genuine old print like this. They'll be wild with J envy." Of course the girls all saw the print, ' and apparently the same Inspiration occurred to half a dozen of them. At any rate, no less than seven Japanese prints appeared among Katherlne's wedding gifts. Katherlne's father looked at his daughter quizzically. "Fond of Japanese prints?" he asked. "Ye-es," Katherlne replied. "Oh, yes." "There used to be a Btory in the reader when I was a boy," her father said, remtnlscently of a man who went out to dinner and was asked If he liked codfish. He had always de- tested It. but he said be liked It. So everywhere he went he was served with codfish. Of course there isn't any application. I don't know why It oc - curred to me." Constance refrained from glancing at her cousin. It was her turn to bflnn(' on t'10 other hand, a most unat considerate. Youth's Companion. Km rln ir Children. There are plenty of debatable polnti about how to bring up a child. Shall he use right and left hand equally? Shall he toddle to kindergarten at four, or run wild, uutaueht. till seven? Shall he ever under any circumstances bi- spanked? Tho world is not agreed But on one subject enlightened opin ion Is unanimous. Children must not be scared. A shock Is never justifiable. There fore, when there is screaming at tho sea dtp we temper the ordeul to swim ming liuths. For that fear of the 'irk that comes sometimes, no one knows from whence, to children free f rem all bogy lore, there is '.he humane night light and the comforting society of a plush bear as bedfelluw. Every thing should he , delightfully and imoothly ordered, in fact, for a nor mal rising generation. If only parent! will restrain themselves and keep tbaij nervss out of the nursery. BETTER 10 IM OUT Atari Who Retires With Ample For tune and Allows Himself to Rust Out. ENTERS A LUTE OF MISERY. Loses Ills IIo pon the Social and Business World and Eapldly Goes Down H11L The average young man makes up his mind that at CO or CO years of ago he will retire and take things easy for the rest of his days, says a writer In the Dundee Courier. The average young man makes a great mistake. It is far beier to wear out than to ru:t out. To the young man work is a drudge, a necessity to keep hlin alive. In middle ngo work Is an accepted thing, and we ore used to It, and feel rather the better for having occupa tion. In old age work is a necessity to keep the mind and body young. There Is scarcely a more miserable spectacle than the man of 50 or CO who has retired with ample fortune. He loafs around the house. Goes from one club to another. Gets lonely. Feels blue. He tiles to kill time in the dny looking forward to the meet ing of his cronies lu the evening. The cronies are busy In the daytime and they have engagements and pleasures In the evening, bo that our retired friend seems to be In the way. He finds that the anticipation of retire ment was a pleasure, und that the realizations Is a keen disappointment. "There is nothing," says Carnegie, "al)solutely nothing In money beyond a competience." When one has enough money to buy things for the home, for his family comfort and enjoyment, when he has sufficient income to take care of himself and family, surplus dollars do not mean much. The business man should prepare for his future so that if ill health overtakes him he may have the where with to surround himself with com forts, travel and the best of care. The man who enjoys pleasures of the home and friends, who trains up young blood to take hold of the business. who travels and enjoys himself as he goes along has tho right Idea. We must learn to enjoy life now instead of waiting for to-morrow, for to-mor row may never come. The man who cashes in, puts his money In bonds and retires from all work goes down hill quickly and feels be is of no use in the world. The farmer who moves in town to live on his income is a sorry Individ ual unless he has a garden and chick ens, or buys and sells farms, or occu pies his time with work of some kind. The retired, non-working farmer who has moved to town gets up in the morning, goes to Bee the train come In, whittles a stick, loafs at the hotel or store, goes to the next train, talks of his rheumatism, goes to bed at 8 o'clock, and the next day goes through the same rigmarole. Occupation is the plan of nature to keep man happy, so when you have all the money you need have some occupation or hobby to occupy your time. The man who retires from any active work is mere ly counting the days until he dies. When old nge comes, and your body or brain won't let you do or care for much as you could in your younger days, then get lighter work or lighter cares. Keep busy. If it Is only raising chickens or gardening, or studying astronomy or botany. Keep at it as long as you can. Die In the harness Instead of fading slowly away. Cul tivate the reading habit In your younger days that It may be a pleas ant occupation when your legs and hands grow feeble with age. When you quit work or occupation of some sort then life has no beauty for you. VOICE OF ENGLISH WOMAN BEST. "Catbird" Tone of Americana Dae to lliiale In Speaking. ,m u" " u" nl8 lu,ver'' v . . w . - An arrow for the heart like a sweet voice. Byron. Surely the women whn nx. .. their conversations in a high catbird voice have never been brought to a realization of how excellent a thing is a soft voice In a woman, the Denver Republican says. The English women are conceded to have much lovelier voloes than the American women, and it is only be cause the English women take time to enunciate clearly, speak gently. In soft, low tones. The American women have Just as musical voices as their English slaters. ut the American woman seems to be ,n ucn mad baste to get It said anil 8Wid frst that no thought is given as 1,0 how It is being said. Children al- wny8 wave neautirul voices A child's vo'('e never gets on one's nerves. It is onIy later in life that tho voice loses 1 na sweetness. I now often a pretty face loses Its ! charm the moment the owner speaks, tractive woman will, when speaking ho irresistible owing to tho beauty of her voice. A certain gentleman gives as ins opinion that women as they glow ol(l'r hecemie victims of the nag Klng ,mnlt an(i t,le Querulous tones de Vl'l0' ln consequeneo. If this is true. 11 " t,n'e woman cultivated the banoy i nuljlt Instead and thereby add to her charms the wondrous fascination of a voice "ever soft, gentle anil low WHAT IS THE ANSWER f I hero .r I'uur lleaauna for Oppoal- llou lu I'arcr la l'oat. wnat is me answer? There isn t any one answer; but Uie parcels post Is oue oi several answers. Collier" gays. Everybody Knows uow tho old story. When John Wunamaker was postmaster-general, some oue asked him why he didn't have a parcels post like every other civilized country? He said there are four reasons: The first is the Wells Fargo Express Company, the tecond la the American Express Company, the third is the Adams K't press Company, the fourth is Uie tint ed States Express Company. Ever) once ln a while our consuls in Europe write to our government telling how the parcels post works In Europe. Ir Senator Piatt's day (Senator Piatt was once the president cf the United State; Express Company) he ur.od to hnv such reports withdrawn from the pub lie. Here is a recent one from H. S Culver, United States consul at Cork Ireland. Thla report was printed il the "Rural New Yorker": "Farmers, merchants and manufac turers patronize extensively these means of communication between the markets and the Isolated Individual customer. The rates by parcels-post are 6 rents for one pound or less, f; cents from one to two pounds, and i cents additional for each pound up tc eleven the weight limit of parcels Tho length of parcel allowed Is three feet six inches, and the greatest length and girth combined Is six feet. Foi example, a parcel measuring three feet six Inches in its longest dimension may measure two feet six Inches in girth. Eggs, fish, meat, fruit, vege tables, glass, croekery, liquids, butter cheese, etc., may ho transported by pc reels-post." If we had the parcels-nost in this country the farmer could ship one ot nve or ten pounds of butter, or a few oozen eggs, or a peck of potatoes, ot a basket of apples, to his individual customer In the city, and avoid the middleman. Fishermen in the north of Scotland send fresh fish to the Lon don marked this way. Al.se), if we had tho parcels-post system in this eoun try, the express companies woule etuickly reduce their rates and stoi paying 800 per cent dividends. The third municipal census ol Buenos Ayres, now being complied, Is expected to give that city a populatlor of at least 1,285,000. Brass may be given a color resent bllng pewter by boiling it In a crean of tartar solution containing a snial1 amount of chloride ot tin. New York Is experimenting witr street cars driven by electric motors which get their power from gas en glnes mounted below the floors of the cars. ; Though blessed with the most fer tile soil and most favorable climate lr. the world, the United States produce! less wheat per acre planted than Eng land, Germany, or Holland. A model electric engine, built bj Thomas Davenport, a poor blacksmitl of Brandon, Vt., and operated on I small circular track ln 1834, probablj was the first electric railway in tin world. A bit of primeval yew forest about half a mile square is carefuly pre served ln the Bavarian highlands oi Germany, the tree, once widely dis trlbuted, having become almost extinct in Europe. The amount ot . fertilizing mattei brought down by the River Nile from its source every year is estimated a: 100,000,000 tons enough to cover 8 road from the earth to the najon six teen feet wide by two and one-hali inches deep. The Bell Telephone Company Is te adopt In New York the plan developed by independent companies in Buffalc of attaching pay-station telephone-box es to street poles, nfter the model o! pollee call-boxes. It is said that little Inconvenience is caused by the roar o: traffic in the street, because the head of the operator can be Introduced Intc the box so as practically to shut oul the extraneous noises. During 1908 Peru and Panama ofB dally adopted the world system oi standard time based on the meridian of Greenwich, and it Is expected thai in eonsonane-e with a resolution of the Pan-American Scientific Congress the Latin-American countries generally will adopt this system. It was the expressed wish of the congress that the new system should become effect lve from Jan. 1, 1010. Time signals upon this system are now sent out without cost by cable and wireless; telegrnphy throughout tho America! continent. The whole globo Is divided into hourly belts, starling from the meridian of Greenwich. The chairman of the chemistry sec tion of the American Association lot tho Advancement of Science, Professoi Louis Kahlenberg, dwelt, at the recent Boston meeting, on the importance ol recognizing that solutions are really chemical in character, and that there Is no wide gulf separating the act ol solution from other chemical phenom ena. Benjamin Sllllman. Sr., ln 1837, regarded solutions as chemical cam pounds, and the chemical view pre dominated until 1S87. Professor Kah lenberg thinks that the renewed study of solutions from tho chemical point of view will greatly aid in getting a broader and more correct conception of the nature of chemical action itself, it will be of particular service in un raveling questions ln physiology. llokTo and tho narber. When Victor Hugo lived in Paris ln the Palais Royal he used to be shaved by a barber uamed Brassier. A friend of the peiet asked the barber one day If he was busy. "I hardly know which way to turn," was the reply. "We havo to dress the hair of thirty ladies for soirees and balls." And M. Bras sier showed the list to his friend. A few days after the friend returned and Inquired about the thirty ladies. "Ah. monsieur," said the barber, sadly, "I was nut able to attend half the num ber, and I have lost ninny good cus tomers through M. Victor Hugo." It appears that the poet when aliont to be shaved was suddenly inspired and seized the first piece of paper he could find to writo a poem. Hugo hastily left the shop with his unfinished verses, on the back of which were the names and addresses of the thirty la dles, many of whom walte'd in vain for their coiffeur. When a boy wears a pair of new hoes without protest. It la an Indica tion that he la going away on tha cvra yj. Science rfnVention INDUSTRIALISM NEEDED AS TEACHER. By C Edward Fuller. Industrial education promise better living, and Improved chances of earning a living, through employment in manufacturing in dustries mostly, for, although the land turns out raw materials from mine, farm and for est, and transportation and commerce relate to both finished and unfinished products, yet complete Industrial activity Is dependent upon factories In operation, so that It Is reany me factory which opens or modern business. Small, exchangeable traveling exhibits, with simple descriptive matter, nre tiie elements of a system pro posed, such as can be fitted up at light expense by spe cific Industries, as required, to show what each kind of factory needs, and to direct teaehers and students alike into locally profitable channels, In accord with fashion, demand, expediency. Permanent museums and Ubrnrlea do much for the intellectual life, but the contention herein is that little exhibits of industrial crude and finished products, which could be passed around from school to school, would do more to fit boys for wage-earning, an this is what in dustrial education proposes to do for boys. No amount of argument can disprove the facts of evolution which show the dependence of a sound mind upon a sound body, and we have accumulated statistics enough during fifty years past to prove that healthful, continuous occupation Is a means of salvation for young and old, poor or rich. "The world is always tormented with difficulties wait ing to be solved." and a list of small improvements and inventions, to say nothing of the greater ones, needed in American factories would serve to humble the jingo patriot some. MIND AS AN AGENT OF HEALING. By Robert M. Qault. Everybody Is interested in the idea that the mind is an agent of healing. Some em brace it, other laugh It to scorn. It has in spired the practice of shameful quackery upon credulous subjects so that the history of the application of mental influence to healing would be a good account of the credulity of men's minds throughout many centuries. It is easy enough for a physician to admin ister medicine in a spoon, or a stimulant through a hy podermic needle. But how can he dispense the mental Influence of which we are thinking? He must put his confidence in some fundamental laws which govern the action of the human mind. The law which I want to mention first Is that which Is expressed ln the tendency of every Idea, thought, emo MOONSHINE BUTTER. ermine etv Indnatry Coalliiic Uncle Sam Million of Dollar. "Moonshine butter" is making a good deal of trouble for the government in these days, says the Ohio State Jour nal. The reason is simply that there Is a tax of 10 cents a pound on oleomar garine that is colored to imitate but ter, whereas on the uncolored article It Is only one-fourth of a cent a pound. Of course, this offers an invitation to fraud. A man rents a house or a cellar, buys a few hundred barrels of "oleo" from a meat paeker, puts it Into a big vat, heats it, adds the requi site amount of "anatto" to give the desired tint, mixes it thoroughly and sells the stuff as "fresh dairy butter." This sort of thing is being done at the present time on a considerable scale in most of the large cities of the East and Middle West. It gives the government more annoyance, ten times over, than all the distilling of illicit Whisky. Oleomargarine is composed of ani mal fats and cotton seed oil. It is perfectly wholesome and a good deal of it is used for cooking. Instead of butter. Its first cost, at wholesale. Is 10 or 11 cents a pound. All right so far. But when hundreds of tons of It are sold without paying the tax of 10 cents a pound the extra and illegiti mate profit to the "moonshiner" being 0 cents the los3 to Uncle Sam is great. In fact, "moonshine butter" is cost ing the government a great deal more than unlawful whisky. The process of manufacture Is much easier and far cheaper than that of whisky and the producing plants are often very diffl jult to locate. Those who conduct them are In many instances desperate char acters, and every now and then a rev enue officer is killed In making a raid upon one of the counterfeit butter fac tories. When ln fall you lay it up, the win ter's store of coal. Your heart beats hlnh with cheerful hope and peace rests on your soul; And you survey the jet black hoard. and as you look you smile. For, lo! It towers till there seems abundance ln that pile: C ccc cccc ccccccc II. A month has passed; -the days were. chill, and freely you fed fires, For, of all things, your family a good warm bouse admires,. But when your store of coal you chance one morning to survey, Vou find the heap is much reduced reduced to this, we'll say: C CCC cccc 111. lloreas nets his work in well-lie keeps yeiu slioveliiiij mal (Boreas, once he's started in, can bo confounded cruel), And panic grips your heart as you taki unxioua note once more And rind there's only a modest stock left on tho cellar Hour: C CCC IV. A thaw or two brings joy to you, then sero comes in turn; The groundhog uIbo fails to halt de mands for cotil to burn; Till on one futal day In March you bid farewell to bltsa When, seeking coal to warm the bouse, you find there's only this: THE PILE OF COAL. closes the circuit of THE NEW ERA 'AGermanArmy IIR near Rtrpncth Ctf 1 I past year to 620,000 men i nuniDer oi reservists called out for training during the year has risen to 436,3118. excluding officers, or an increase of more than 110,000 over the figures for 1906. The German plan ia to train each soldier twice for fourteen days while in the re serve and once for fourteen days while in the Landwehr. The number of reservists recalled during the year for training has risen of late at the rate of 30,000 a year and will continue to rise until the plan 13 in full operation. Thus there are and hereafter will be more than a million men under arms at one time or another each year. The year 1907 is the last for which complete statistics of recruiting have been published. The recruits examined numbered 1,189,845, among whom there were 532,000 of the age of 20 who were examined for the first time. In all "435,933 were incorporated in the armed forces, including 212, 0G1 in the active army and 10,374 In the navy. About one-half of the army recruits were 20 and the remainder 21 or 22. There were only two one-hun-dredths of 1 per cent of Illiterates. Voluntary engagements numbered 53, 900 for tho army and 3,839 for the navy. "Germany leads the world in aeronautics," says a writer, "and the last year has only confirmed her supremacy ln the air. Her aerial fleet consists of twelve dirigibles, systems Zeppelin, Parseval and Gross, while there are fifteen other dirigibles in private hands susceptible of being re quisitioned. The German plan is to act by methods of registration and isubsidy; to prepare, as for the navy, the establishments and the means for rapid construction and to aim in particular at increased speed so as to obtain relative Independence of the weather. The successful trial of tho Gross III., which made over 37 miles an hour on her trial trip on Dec. 31, is a case In point. "In many other directions there has been steady progress ln prepar ing the army for war. The officers at the war school have been Increased from 400 to 480. A. census of motor carriages has shown that there aro 41,727 of all classes available for requisition, and during the maneuvers of last year great use was made of them and also of motor cyclists, who will probably be formed Into special corps. Mobile field kitchens havo given good results and will soon be in general use. Wireless stations are being erected at various place?. The latest census of horses shows that Germany possesses 4,345,000 horses of all sorts, Including 3,500,000 four-year-olds and upward. "It will be with young and highly trained men, aged from 21 to 27, that the first great blow will be struck in case of war, and all attention has been concentrated upon making the first echelon of the army as per fect as human effort can compass. The record of the last year shows that from almost every point of view the German army continues to receive constant accessions of material and moral strength." FAMILY APARTMENT HOTEL Hluhl on the Job When the Hoard Iiik Ilonae Went Into Decline. When the boarding house died What's that? You didn't know the boarding house was dead? Oh, didn't you? Well, you know, at any rate, that It had gone Into a decline. Didn't your landlady often tell you that the boarding house business was not what It used to be? Didn't she explain that the reason she had to keep asking you for the money you owed her was that she didn't seem able to rent the parlor suite and the see'ond-floor front, and she didn't know bow she ever was going to pay her next month's rent? Such u nice gentleman, too, it was fh.it had had the parlor suite last! lie had been there for six years and Well, anyhow, the boarding house business is tlead, In the big eltles at least. It died a lingering, painful death, says William Juhnson in Har per's Weekly, but it left an heir, n vigorous, flourishing heir the family apartment hotel. lie not deceived by t he Imposing array of taxlcabs that stands In front of the boarding house's tuu-iessor. Be not over Impressed by the hoy in but tons who opens the door for you in place of the slattern maid who u-ed to come drying her hands to answer the boarding house bell. Be- not be guiled by the welcoming 'smile of the courteous elerk who stands behlr.I the near-mahogany desk, one artificial potted plant three paces to the left, and two pieces of imitation armor overhead. Get a week behind with your hotel bill and he will be as re lentlessly on your trail aa your last landlady was. The family apartment hotel li the tion, etc., to express itself ln some form of movement. Do you know that you cannot think of a word without starting to say it? A great many people cannot hear 'a voeal solo without themselves lnclplently Blnglng with the actual performer. That is why so many people have a tired feeling in the throat after listening for several hours to a chorus. Then again many a person on tho bleachers finds himself preparing to strike the ball when he Is especially eager lor a three bagger. When we have a pleasurable feeling It Is not our toes but the corners of our mouths that turn up. At tha thought of food It Is not tears but saliva that begln9 to How; it Is not perspiration but gastiio-julce that Is formed In Incrensed quantities. This is a principle that can be absolutely depended upon; every thought and feeling Is expressed by some kind of movment, and ap propriate movement at that. IN ANCIENT CHINA. By Eleanor P. Egan. The power of the prince regent of China, Tsai Feng, Is almost, if not quite, as aboslute as was that of the great empress dowager. In a set of laws governing the regency, issued by the grand secretariat, appears the follow ing: "The ordinances and ceremonies of the regent are of the most august character, and an Imperial edict should be requested setting a time and designating officials to make the announcement at the temple of ancestors. The prince regent, also, should reverently receive his com mission and seal before the sacrificial table of the great empress dowager. The government of the na tion, military and civil, the dismissal and appointment of officials and their promotion and degradation are all left to the determination and decision of the prince re gent." The power of the new empress dowager of China, widow of Kuang Hsu, will probably prove to be a neg ligible quantity. She is not an empress mother, and could therefore never hope to take the place left vacant by her predecessor, even if she had the personal strength and mentality of that great woman. The only mention that has been made of her since the,death of the emperor was In one of the laws gov erning the regency, in which the regent is given per mission to consult with her if be should ever have oc casion to do so. But it is added: "Others shall not arrogate this privilege to themselves and ask instruc tions of the empress dowager, nor shall they presume to transmit the same on their own authority." This effectually annuls any power she might have hoped to wield and makes of her a mere relict living out her useless life in the narrow confines of the palace and awaiting her turn to "take the fairy ride and aswend to the far country." Everybody's Magazine. "4000.000 Ready tho fJprmnn nrmv lina 'jan rlui-inr of all ranks and 111,820 horses. The boarding-house heir. It has come into its inheritance in Chicago, In Pitts burg, in Denver, in New York, in Seat tle, in San Francisco, in all the larger cities. Hotel life is now the fashion. Everybody who can afford It, and most of those who cannot, lives in "hotels." Those who don't dare live in them yet because of the increased expense want to. X'aetl the Wrong Gender. A Frenebman with an Imperfect knowledge of English was once called upon for an after dinner speech. He struggled along manfully for a few minutes, managing to turn one nr ti good phrases. Finally he excused him- seir rrom further effort by saying: "I will no longer cockroach on your time." An Englishman sittine next to him at the table remarked: "Your speech was elooced clever, bah Jove But you used the wrong word at the rlnm don't you know? You should have aid: "I will no longer hencroach un- on your time.' " "1 see," said the Frenchman. "I used the wrong gender." I'roof. "What makes you so sure that they are lrieuds of yours?" "! once visited tlu-m without notice fln.l found a framed portrait of my f(if on their parlor table." Houston Post. MttniiluK Varaa. "I started farming on a capital ot II." "I started on a package of free seeds sent me by a Congressman." Louis ville Courier-Journal. A wise workman lets the boss hava bis own may.