Dakota County Horaltv DAKOTA CITY, NIB. John H. ram, Publlahe The defective fine Is mora danger ous (a an airship than in any other form of construction. "Give Mr. Rockefeller credit," urges Southern newspaper. He doesn't &eed It; he can pay cash. A Southern newspaper wants lying eliminated from the game. Hut wouldn't that spoil the game? And many a cigar manufacturer Is sow thankful that he was in no hurry to put a Doc Cook cigar on the mar ket If people are to be judged by their fruits, the mnn who invented the Ben Davis apple has something coming to him. Zelaya seems to have fully under stood the folly of being a dictator when nobody was willing to continue to be dictated to. New York Is old fashioned In some respect. The city still maintains horse cars, and one of her women is the mother of twenty children. As soon as they were caught the Arbucklcs settled with the govern ment. Nothing like establishing a reputation for prompt paying. If atovaine, the new anesthetic, is as pleasant to take as they say it Is, having an arm or a leg amputated ought to add to the Joy of living. Looking at the subject calmly, the woman .doctor who declares that mar riage Is responsible for tho divorce vil appears to have struck it about right. There were fewer lynchlngs In this country in 1909 than In 1908. Still, it will be very easy to establish a better record for 1910. Now Is the time to begin to quit lynching. In old testament times the query Hare you seen Smith?" was superflu ous. According to the First Dook of Samuel, "there was no Smith through Out the land of Israel." It Is explained that Dr. Cook ,fled because ho was afraid somebody would kill him. With the money he got for lecturing he ought to have been able to hire a husky bodyguard. "The smallest man may do his part," says Dr. Eliot. He may; but the trouble with him Is that he gener ally wants to do a big man's part, and . makes disagreeable noises because he can't A Philadelphia girl Is alleged to have spurned an offer of marriage from Prince Christopher of Greece. If the report is true it may safely be as sumed that she did her spurning In a coaxing tone. Professor Milton Whitney declares that the increased cost of living is due simply to the fact that Americans are ' eating more than they formerly did. . A good cure for the over-eating habit would seem to be to eat up the surplus food. It is not because the beggar falls to make money that, be finally lands in the potter's field. "Any good, Indus trious beggar," says Mr. Forbes, "can and does make a great deal more money than the average worklngman." But the trend of the beggar Is down ward, and in the end he Is pretty sure to become a hopeless wreck and a derelict. . Who Is better qualified to Judge of the needs of the poor than those who .Virtually live with them and who thus become fully cognizant of what la best calculated to relieve tholr distress? Certainly the best philanthropy la that which glvea the kind of aid most needed, which elevates the obiect of charity to a plane on which charity no longer Is necessary; that. In short. which helps the poor to help them selves. A Good Cheer Society which is na tlonal In scope and will eventually be national, and porhaps international, in membership, has recently been estab lished through the efforts of a young woman from Seattle. The purpose is to carry good cheer everywhere, but especially to . convalescents in and from the hospitals; not the dispensing of charity, but the exhibition of Inter ests, friendly feeling and sympathy, is the aim. The society has been Incor porated In New York, and lodges al ready exist in New York, Boston, Chi cago and Seattle. The membership Is composed wholly of women, and is un limited. So the Princess "Pat" is to marry King Manuel and be the Queen of Por tugal! Thus all hope of a princess of the blood royal breaking the precedent and marrying for love Is for this gen eration vanished. For Princess t'atrl cla of Connaught, the beauty of thd British court, was also the willful one, who stood out for an ordinary woman's privilege of marrying according to her heart and not according to the tradi tions of her rank and the policy of the state. She refused King Alfonso of Spain, It Is said, and also the Co-ir.t of Turin, and for years has ben deter mined to marry a mere commoner, younger son of a mere noble. The boy king of Portugal U five or six yeari her Junior, but is quite good-looklns in contrast to her former suitor of Spain. Perhaps Patricia ban yielded i persuasions of duty, for It is important dynastlcally to consummate the politi cal alllanco of Portugal and Britain. Portugal not only has harbors of use to the British fleet, but she has vast possessions in Africa which the Ger man covets. Nevertheless, what a sac rifice this marriage Is, If It la to be a marriage. This one beautiful daughter of Britain's rofal house, granddaughter of Victoria and also of the Red Princa Of Prussia, the genius of the 18'u war, goes to the throne of a decrepit coun try, abjures her religion, may be blown tip by bombs or murdered with the knife, at least have her nerves broken as are those of her cousin, the Queen of Spain. One cannot help being sorry for Victoria Patricia of Connaught. A New York Supreme Court Justice walls that "the age of patriotism has yielded to the age of commercialism," and that "uppermost In the human mind to-day Is not the Stars and Stripes, but the dollar mark." We don't believe it. The distinguished Jurist must have eaten too much din ner. The baseless superstition that commerce a a selfish thing and trade utterly without bowels of sentiment Is a survival from the feudalism that despised any pursuit save murder and every profit save privilege. The truth Is that all national patriotisms to-day rest upon the need of commerce and Industry for organized order, law and security, and those countries whose national power and good are upheld by the commercial and Industrial classes, are exactly the ones whose citizens exhibit most national patriot ism. Napoleon called England a na tion of shopkeepers, but the patriot- Ism of the shopkepers In the course of thirteen years of war wore the Cor- slcan down. The South dosplaod the Yankees as devoted to the almighty dollar, but the South was conquered by the sacrifices of blood and treasure tho Yankees made. Feudalism, chlv tilry, and that sort of things kept Ger ninny disrupted and Japan a collection of warring tribes. National patriotism Is a quality of modern Germany and modern Japan. Right here in Amerl ca at this present hour is more sense of civic responsibility, of patriotic de votion, of public Ideality than over animated the rank and file of any nu merous people. We need them all, in order to deal with tho evils that af flict us, but we are not corrupt to the core or blind worshipers of Mammon not by a great deal. WILL LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES. In Ten Ynn American Will Ilealde Where The? Can't Throw Htonea. "Within ten years people in this country will be building houses of glass, which will excel in sanitary appointments, beauty and durability and also low cost of maintenance any type of structure of the present time. In .other words, the American people within ten years will be living In glass houses. They will thenceforth tic un able to throw stones." This was the Interesting declaration made recently by Roger S. Pease, one of the oldest glassmakers In the United States, a man who has taken an active part In all the Improvements that have set the glass world face to face with new conditions and placed it in line for the greatest development in its long history, the Pittsburg Gazette-Times says. By glass houses Mr. Pease said he meant Just what he said. Foundations ot concrete, which are now recognized as standard, the walls ot wired glass, the celling and roofs of wired glass, and the floors of tile, covered with a light sheeting of wood. Such a building will prove practically indestructible, can be made of any sort of colors desired and requires no paint ing, no papering inside, will be sound proof, moisture-proof and fireproof. Mr. Pease has planned a house that will be composed of glass and is go ing to have it finished In some color that wll make It attractive and such colors will be permanent. The moment this idea is started, Mr. Pease declared, the public will be quick to see the value of the material. Its cheapness and reliability are un derstood. .Glass, be said, la the most honest and most easily understood ma terial in the world. It is not mys terious and people will not have to employ experts to see that the quality is right. The glass for the walls ot houses need not be transparent, but dense, like slate or stone. The roofs can be of the same character of glass. It withstands heat and cold alike and whatever patents may Interfere with the cheapness of the material now are so nearly expired that It will be but a short time before these will be elim inated as a cost factor. That's All lie Forgot. The cab containing the absentmlnd ed man and his family drew up in front of the Broad street station. There emerged the absentirtlnded man, his wife and three children, a bird cage, a dog on a leash and innumer able bundles and parcels. Tho absent minded man paid the driver, gathered up the bundles, dropped them and pressed his hand dramatically to his fevered brow. "There," he exclaimed, "I Just knew I had forgotten something." His wife carefully couuted the three children, saw that the dog and the birdcage were Intact and took an In ventory of the bundles. "We Beem to be all here," she re marked. "I am sure we have every- mmg. What do you think It la you have forgotten?" "Why, bless my soul," cried the ab sentmlnded man. "Now that we are here I've forgotten where we intended going!" Philadelphia Ledger. T I.lKbt u llolmea. Two old ladles wandering about the public library building In Boston the other day entered Bates Hall and gazed Interestedly at u bust of Oliver Wen dell Holmes In black bronze. "Well." one old lady remarked very audibly to the other one, "I never knew before that Dr. Holmes was a negro." Success Magazine. (Icanlluraa llrfore llole-lnraa. Walter (to gentleman who Is look ing at napkin full of holes) ru bring you another one, sir. Diner Never mind. The holes seem to be clean. Boston Transcript. Tell a man secret, aud he tells It to his wife, aud when she In turn re peats It, he has a great deal to say about a woman not being able to keep a secret. Low aboes and high hula may U fashionable extreme. DOES TIIE DECALOGUE NEED ENLARGING? By Austin Blerbower. Those who most wrong us are the men who wreck railroads and banks, thereby wiping out the fortunes of thousands; great corpora tions which monopolize the necessaries of life, raising prices and making It harder for tha poor to live; politicians who levy extravagant taxes and squander them without public ben efit; diplomats who plunge nations Into war without due cause, etc These evils were un known when the deculogue wns framed and ancient morality fixed. The people had not thn gone to gov erning themselves, to voting franchises and undertaking great public works. Immorality wa private, as also morality. Only rulers could be Immoral on a large scale, and they were few and thought to be incapable of wrong, so that Immorality was practiced und on lined to tho common people. Morality Is a larger subject than hithprto. Hence, I say, the new morality cannot be formulated In the old precepts and prohibitions. As nien have new forms of business and conduct them with Injury to their fellows, they must work out new woys of avoiding this Injury. Morality Is as varied as the vices operate, and the ways of doing good as countless as the ways of causing In Jury. In learning a new method or a. Iilcvc nient we should learn what new vice Is Involved in it. WHY OUR PAST LIVES ARE FORGOTTEN. II v Annie Besant. No question Is more orteu heard when re incarnation Is spoken of than: "If I were here before, why do I "not remember It?" Many people cannot renfcmber learning to read; yet the fact that they c..n read proves the learning. Incidents ot childhood and youth have faded from our memory, yet they have left traces on our character. Fever patients have been known to use in delirium a lan guage known In childhood and forgotten In maturity. Much of our subconsciousness consists of these sub merged experiences, memories thrown into the back ground but recoverable. When a philosophy' or a science is quickly grasped and applied, when an art Is mastered without study, memory is there In power, though past facts of learning are forgotten; us Plato said, It Is reminiscence. When we feel Intimate with a stranger on first meeting, mem ory is there, the spirit's recognition of a friend of ages past; when we shrink hack with strong repulsion from another stranger, memory is there, the spirit's recog nition of on ancient foe. Not until pleasure and pain, however, have been seen in tho light of eternity can the crowding memories of the past be safely confronted; when they have thus been seen, then those memories calm the emotions of the present, and that which would otherwise have crushed becomes a support and consolation. Goethe rejoiced that on his return to earth life be would he washed BARBERS WHO BECAME FAMOUS. HlKh Hank Attained liy Many Wleldora of Strop and llamr. Perhaps the best known of all bar bers who have attained fame were Arkwrlght, the Improver of the spin ning Jenny, who was said to have turned to mechanics when the wlgmak lng trade fell off, and Jeremy Taylor, who was brought up in his father's shaving shop at Cambridge, says Lon don Tit-Bits. . Edward Sugden, after ward made Baron St. Leonard, was the son of a hair cutter In a shop in Lincoln's Inn, London. Once when Sugden was addressing a crowd In the Interest of his candidacy for parlia ment a man called out to know what soap cost and how lather was mad a. "I am particularly obliged to that gen tleman," Sir Edward Is reported f.o have said, "for reminding me of my lowly origin. It Is true that I am a barber's aon and that I myself was once a barber. If the gentleman who so politely reminded me of these facts had been a barber he would have con tinued to remain one till the end of his life." Charles Abbott, Baron Ten terden, wns also a barber's son, and it is related how", when he was made a peer of England, he took his own son to a little Westminster shop and bade him remember It waa there that his grandfather had been accustomed to shave others for a penny. William Falconer, the poet, was a poor barber In Edinburg "until his poem, "The Shipwreck," brought hLm renown and incidentally a commission In the royal navy. Craggs, associated with the South sea bubble, was a barber turned promoter. He became enormously wealthy, but when the South sea crash came hla fortune dwindled and In des pair he committed suicide. Giovanni Iklzoni of Padua was a barber with a varied and interesting history. Bel xonl set up a shop In England, but Boon found more profit In posing at Sadler's Wells as the "Patagonian Samson." Being of thrifty tempera ment, Belzonl accumulated quite a for tune. He achieved lasting fame as tho discoverer of Interesting relics In the tombs of Egypt and as a traveler. MACHINE SSIOXES CIGARS. me curious apparatus here illustrated Is a cigar smoking device used at tho Department of Agriculture at Washington to test the burning qualities of cigars. The smoking Is accom plished by allowing the water in the glass vessel at the left to escape gradually through tubes. This movement of water creates a vacuum. Popular Mechanics. Tryluir to Save Time. Bacon Is that hen of yours indus trious? Egbert Well, rather. She tried to do two days' work in one, to-day. "How so?" "She laid a doubleyolked egg." Yonkers Statesman. In the race for wealth the iverage man looms up among those who also ran. It takes a child to make a wi uijia leel like an Ignorant foi. rr r clean of his memories, and lesser men may be content with the wisdom which starts each new rife on Its way, enriched with the results but unburdened with the rec ollections of Its past. ' DREAMER ALONE GIRLS' EXTRAVAGANCE HINDERS MARRIAGE. By Rev. Dr. Madison C. Peters. INVENTS A A vessel designed to operate both on the high seas aud on inland rivers has been invented and is just now being brought to perfection by John F. Cahlll. a well-known St. Loulsan, and plans for tho construction of a pioneer boat after Mr. Cahill's models are expected to mature at an early date. Ex traordinary light draft, combined with lage tonnage, seaworthiness, safety and speed, are claimed for the new boat by its inventor, and that it possesses these qualities Is vouched for by some notable authorities on shipping con struction. Coming, as it does,' at a time when Inland waterways traffic Is a sub ject attracting national attention, the invention Is one of exceptional inter est. With such a. vessel placed In commission, Mr. Cahill rromlses freight and passenger traffic from St. Louis, or other Inland cities of the larger streams, to interior points on the great rivers of South America, or else where, without the necessity ot a transfer of cargo or passengers at deep water ports. For more than twenty years Mr. Cahill has devoted himself to the perfection of this type of vessel, and during that time has spent a small fortune In experimenting. Improving and perfecting his idea St. Louis Post-Dispatch. RULING A SAVAGE TRIBE. j The author of "Heroes of Modera Crusades," the Rev. Edward Gllllat, M. A., at one time master of Harrow School, says In hla most Interesting book that he had a few years ago tho privilege of meeting the king ot the Qulah couutry, Tetty Agamasong, at Harrow. The Qulah king had been educated at St. Augustine's College, Canterbury, and was able to lecture to the Harrovians in good English, u his lecture he told a quaint story which brings one nearer to the weird lives of the Qulaha, a email agricul tural and trading trlde of Inoffeusivo character on the west coast of Africa. "In my country," said the king, "we have no prisons; therefore if a cul prit Is brought to me I must chop off something an ear or two, a hand or a foot aud he goes home a sadder and a wiser man. Just before I left for England a chief came to my hut, bringing a prisoner "'What has he done, friend?" I ask ed. "'He Is a dangerous witch, O king; he can turn himself into an alliga tor.' "'Pooh! nonsense! I don't beiieve that old-fashioned stuff.' " 'Oh, but we saw him do It, down by the big river.' ''Indeed! Well, chief, tell .rue all about It. You saw him yourself?' "'I did. We were hunting by the hanks of the river with our rifles when all at once we saw a big alligator lylnsj on a rock In the river. The witch man was lying asleep In a hammock some fifty yard away. O the dangerous creature he is! " 'Well, king, do not laug'j wbh your eyes like that, for I am speaking the truth. I put up my rifle to Bhoot the alligator, but to our great fear, aa soon as I fired, this fellow rolled out of his hammock and fell on the ground, ami nibbed his back, and swore he was hurt. "Now, O king, if this witch had not UNDERSTANDS LIFE. By Ada May Kreiker. It Is Bald by travelers that the inert, brut ish folk of parts uncivilized chant their work songs in order to dissipate their lethargy. They find it almost as hard to begin to work as it Is for us to cease. Yet even at this early point in their industrial evolution they evi dently are possessed by the same notion of the desirability of labor that burdens us and eggs us on to toilsome and marvelous achieve ment. It Is hard to furnish evidence for things unseen to our crass minds. And If anyone can do it, these lotus eaters can. For them work is a Joke and dreaming a flue art. The only things they take seriously are "Arabian Nights" and castles in the air. We Insist upon being alert, energetic, wide awake to opportunity, which, we declare grimly, knocks but once at our door and then leaves us to that sorriest of fates, Indigent obscurity. And we forget the happy family where blissfully dreams the ragged slumberer, We say tho Lord helps those who help themselves. But the waiter on Providence knows how the manna falls from heaven on those that are without bread. " All the heart that Is dried out of our gilded mechanisms of existence the slumberer and lotus eater keeps breathing and pure. While we are gaining the whole world he knows that somehow be Is saving his soul. The men who made this country 80 per cent of them Jjegan their married life with out a dollar. They began in an humble way, worked together, saved, reached up and grew up, and If the four millions of women In America who are now bread-winners became bread-makers, and married for love of worthy men, and began their married life aa our fa thers and mothers began, there would be few bachelors, and fewer women compelled to work outside, of their own homes. Our young women "won't do housework." The ma jority of men on salaries paid them cannot keep a servant; besides, there are not servants enough to meet the demand, and the result Is.tbat we are rapidly be coming a nation of boarding houses and hotels, crowded with people who ought to be In modest homes of their own, and, like our parents, realize the dreams of their youth by working and rising together. What we need now Is several million sensible women who realize that the mightiest institution on earth la the home, and who, Instead of aping the vulgar rich and the silly poor, will revive the old-fashioned virtues of thrift and domestic economy. NOVEL CRAFT. been inside the alligator, how could he have been hurt when I fired?" "Gentlemen," concluded the king, "I see you are laughing with your eyes; but it Is very difficult to rule over a peoplo untaught and given over to au perstitlon. "What did I do? Why, if I had left him free they would have killed him as soon aa I had gone on my ship, so I saved his life by chopping off his left ear." Camel a Delicate Deaat. Contrary to the widespread but er roneous opinion, the camel la a very delicate animal. A camel that has worked fifteen days iu succession needs a month's pasturage to recuper ate. It is liable to a host of ailments and accidents. When a caravan crofcses a sebkha, or dry Bait lake, it is rare that some of the animals do not break a leg. If the fracture Is in the upper part of the limb there is nothing for it but to slaughter the animal and retail Its Uesh as butcher's meat. If the lower part of the limb has been Injured the bone is set and held In position by means of splints made of palm branches, which are bound with small cords. If no complications ensue at the end of a month the frac ture la reduced. When it Is a case of simple dislocation the Injured part la cauterized with a isdhot iron, then coated with clay and bandaged with a strip of cloth. Fifteen days afterward the animal ia generally cured. Vulga risation Scientiflque. It Dcprnda! "How do you pronounce s-ti-n-g-y?' the teacher asked the young gentle man nearest the foot of tho class. And the smart boy stood up and said it de pended a great deal whether the word applied to a man or a bee. London News. London. The Romans built Loudon about the year 50 A D, but London wall waa not built until 306 A. D. And when a cigar ia called a "weed" the reason ia obvious kS&j$cience For the Improvement of Blyth har bor, England, a specially constructed dredger has been employed which scoops up rocks of as much aa twenty to thirty hundredweight each, and dis charges them through chutes into a barge. The machine is furnished with a chain of buckets like an ordinary dredger, but the buckets are of a spe cial shape, and the rims are re-enforced with hard-steel cutting edges. The boulders are embedded In mud and sand, and more than 200 tons ot such rock have been removed In an hour. The apparatus works with surprising ease and certainty. U has recently been discovered that the rare atmospheric gas neon readily becomes luminous under the influence of electric waves, and it ia suggested that the property may afford a means of visually reading wireless telegraph messages. Prof. W. L. Dudley experi mented with a tube of neon during an Atlantic voyage In July, and found that the gas glowed beautifully In re sponse to the waves sent out from the w ireless apparatus of the ship, but the received waves were apparently too weak to affect It sensibly. Further ex periment may result in the discovery of a means of utilizing thla property of neon as a detector of received signals. At present It la employed to measure the length of electric waves sent out. The length of those tested by Professor Dudley was about 800 feet. The Texas town of Rockwall, about twenty-five miles east of Dallas, de rives its name from what appear to be the remains of Immense walls of ruined masonry surrounding the town, but extending in many directions. Mr. Sidney Paige has recently studied these walls, and his conclusion is that they are natural formations, consist ing of sandstone dikes, which under the influence of the weather and earth movements have been cracked and Jointed in such a. way aa to afford, in many cases, a striking resemblance to artificial walls. The weathered sands, stained with Iron oxido) between the joints have been mistaken for remains of mortar. The dikes rise out of a rich, black, waxy soil composed of orig inal lime muds. They vary in thick ness from an inch to two feet, and have been traced to a depth of fifty feet or more. Recent experiments by government experts have revealed an unexpected source of trouble in the process of ster ilizing wood by the Injection of pre servative liquids. It la customary to remove the bark from a stick of tim ber before it is subjected to creosotlng, but it has been supposed that thin lay ers of the inner bark left unrennved would do no harm. Now it is found that such layers, no matter how thin, almost absolutely prevent the penetra tion of the liquid. In any case, the preservative usually fails to penetrate the center of the stick, but forms an exterior antiseptic zone, which answers the purpose If there are no gaps in It. But if such gaps exist, owing to the presence of thin layers of bark, the teredo finds an entrance through them, and carries on its work of destruction in the interior of the timber supposed 'o have been protected. LIGHTS IN STREET CARS. I'.xplniiRllnii of Why They Are Some tluiea Dim, by an Expert. Who has not noticed when riding on the street cars at night that some times the lamps which light the cars burn very dim for a minute and then seem to burn very bright? Sometimes they almost go entirely out; then sud denly come on again. To the ordinary traveler all this Is very mystifying, but to the electrical engineer it is simplicity itself, the Electric News says. If a small hole were drilled in a water pipe just above a faucet, the water, under pressure, would rush out at terrific speed, but if you should open the faucet the pressure would Im mediately drop down so low that the water would all but cease to flow out of the tiny hole. This is exactly what happens to tho incandescent lamps in a street car when they suddenly grow dim, only it is electricity we are deal ing with, instead of water. To start a loaded street car requires an enor mous amount of electricity, the mo tors fairly eating up the current in order to get the necessary startine l)ower or torque, as it is called. . Using I Dlinh o nliunHtu " , 1 4 - I - J 1 - , . Dun! ijuauiiij ui ciccuicny relieves the pressure, or voltage, of the system, and of course tho lights burn dim until the car ia under way. Nearly all street car systems operate at 550 volts pressure. The lamps in the car consume current at 110 volts pressure, and they ore connected In groups of five in series across the 5.10-volt circuit. When the voltage for these lamps drops below 110 because of the large amount of current going to the motora under the car not enough electricity ia being forced through the lamp filament to heat it to incandescence, and of course the light is dim. Opening wide the cur rent conductors to the motors sudden ly lowers the line pressure, which In turn reduces the pressure to the lamps. Once the ear Is under way the motors do not require so much current and the pressure returns to the lamps and they continue to give their rated can d"e power until the next time the car Is started. SHOW NOAH'S GRAVE. .Natlvea Moul Ararat Connect Many Sputa lta lllatory of l-'luod. The region of Mouut Ararat and the local traditions which still keep alive the story of the ark having rented there were described the other evening In a lecture given In London before tho Uoyal Geographical Society by t'upt. Bertram Dickson, who made a series of Journeys to the neighbor hood while Brltiah military consul at Van, a Ixmdon correspondent says. The country east of the Tigrla. he said, waa known to the ancient As tyrlans aa the mountains of Nalrl and at other times the Niphates and the mountains nt Urartu, from which comes the name Ararat. The Bible historian took the account of the ark resting on Ararat from the Chaldean legend, which made it rest on the mountains of Urartu; while local tra ditions, Christian, moalem and yezidi (or devil worshipers) alike make It resting place Jebel Judl, a striking sheer rocky wall of 7,000 feet, which frown over Mesopotamia. Common sense also suggested that with a subsiding flood In the plains a boat would more probably run aground on the high ridge at the edge of the plain rather than on a solitary peak miles from the plains, with many high ridges intervening. The lecturer thought himself that the local tradition had the greater element of truth. There is a large ziarat (zijgurat or sanctuary) nt the top of Jebel Judl, where every eve In August ia held a great fete, attended by thousands of energetic moslems, Christians anil yezldla, who cilmli the steepest ot trails for 7,000 feet In the terrific sum mer's heat to do homage to Noah. This mountain seems to have been held sacred at all times, and certainly it has a wonderful fascination about it, with its high precipices and Jagged, tangled crag3 watching over the vast Mesopotamian plain. The local villagers can show one the exact spot where Noah descended, while in one village, Hassana, they showed his grave and the vineyard where he Is reputed to, have indulged overfreely in the Juice of the grape, the owner declaring that the vines have been passed from father to son ever since. Capt. Dick3on recounted some curi ous stories of the inhabitants of these regions, particularly the Kurds. These people, he said, claim to be the de scendants of Solomon by his concu bines, and though nominally one race they are split up into numerous hos tile clans, with little in common but their religion, their language and their love of a gun and cartridges. LAST OF THE JACOBITES. Tlflrodore ilcr Still Heady to De fend the Stuart Cnoae, Here is a stanch supporter of the Scotch claims to the throne of Britain, who despite the fact that he la failing fast in health makes an annual pil grimage to the tomb of Mary Queen or Scots. So firmly does King Edward and his line seem settled on the British throne that it ia startling to find an ardent remnant of Scottish Jacobites declar ing he is a base usurper. They still cling to the claims of tho Stuarts, though over 200 years have passed since the last of that bad fam ily of rulers fled from British soil. To them Mary Queen of Scots Is the "mar tyr queen," and their contention ia that the lawful ruler of England la an ob scure Mary, who, resident abroad, i all unconscious of her phantom dig nity. Most fiery of them all ia Theodoio Napier, a picturesque figure often to be seen In the streets of Edinburgh, says the Cincinnati Enquirer. Every February, clad in highland garb, he Journeys to Fortherlngay castle, the scene of the execution of Mary Queen of Scots, to lay on the tomb of that queen of romance a floral offering as a symbol of his fealty to the Stuarts. Ridicule or argument breaks upon him without effect. He proclaims him self a Jacobite of the Jacobites; though all else bow the knee to the English king, still will he refuse. Many Scotsmen declare there is no King Edward VII. of Scotland, for former Edwards did not rule the north era half of Britain. But their objec tion Is not pressed hard, and they are loyal enough to the house of Guelph. Not so this venerable Jacobite. Whenever there is a celebration of a Scottish national event, there he is to plead for the glorification of Scotland as distinct from England. At a, recent dinner in Edinburgh, when the toast of "The King" was proposed, he refused to join, and when remonstrances rained upon him, the hoary Scotsman leaped to his feet and challenged any "traitor to the Stuart cause" to meet him "with, claymore, battle-ax or dirk," at the same time casting a gauntlet at their feet, in his best dramatic manner. Nowadays, when the highlands are overrun every day by English and American financial magnates, who sport themselves in kilt and bonnst, Scotsmen are loath to wear the garb of their forefathers. But Theodore Napier regards It aa "the only wear.' In no other costume would he consent to appear lu public, lest he should be taken for a mere Englishman, so in ferior, in his opinion, to the men of brawn and bravery, reared on sound1 oatmeal, north of the Tweed. PIG LOOSE IN A BALLROOM. At Stamford, Conn., Bomewhat of a sensation was caused at un assembly dance given by Stamford's exclusive social set, when a little pig was led into the ballroom by two young men and turned loose. The pig ran squeal lug about, and some of the ladies climbed on chairs, presumably think ing of rats. When thej discovered that it waa just a harmless little pig they joined in the chase about the ballroom floor. The scared little pork er waa finally captured and taken out of doora. The prank waa enjoyed by every one. He's a poor lawyer who mistakes . the will for the deed.