aWMMM4)mHWMMaMufi WW Ton don't corna ta aa often as jtru Used to' ventured .he cigar dealer, kinging np the trilo. young man's plckel anU relighting his own cigar. "No, I don't," admitted hi atten uated customer. "I don't patronize pone of these cigar and tobacco dumps as much as I did. Fact is, I'm trying to quit." The tob-aevouist laughed. "Trying to (jnlt?" he repeated. "Say, that's a hit! Any old time you back away from your little 0-cent smoker- Ines I want to know about It. What's he matter with you got heart dls fa.se or something?" The thin yonng man looked patned. "I don't see where you get any awful scream out of that," lie pro tested. "IXm't lota of fellows quit smoking eery year? What's the mat ter with me getting Into the band wagon with Lucy Page Gaston and cutting it out for a while? I found put that these cigars I was smoking was beginning to hurt me affected my nerve so 1 couldn't sleep good at pight so I says to myself, 'Chopl' That's the way It Is." "Well, I suppose you know your own business," said the cigar dealer. "If you think cigars Is bad for you, I don't blame you for cutting 'em out. But I never took any stock in that stuff about cigars affectln' anybody's heart. I think that's all bunk the doctors put when a fellow gets nerv ous. They've got to blame It on some thing and the cigars Is the goat. How re you gettin' along with the quit ter "Oh, pretty fair," said the thtu young man, rather doubtfully. "It come easier now than it did at first. You see, I got where I was p-uttln' way eight or ten of these blonde Wisconsin perfectos every day had to hare a few every evenln' after sup per. Well, I began by cuttln' them down to one after each meal and an extra smoke just before bedtime. I found I could do that, all right" . "Sure! said the tobacconist. "All It takes Is system and a little nerve." "I'm there with the nerve, all right" Admitted the victim of the tobacco habit "The only trouble I had was from my friends wantlu' to stake me to cigars downtown when I'd meet 'em you know how It Is. I didn't want to be explalnln' to everybody that I was qnittln" and havln to stand for a lot of kiddin" about It so I fell for an extra smoke now and then." 'That pretty near brought you np to your average, didn't it? asked the cigar man. "No, I don't figure the it did." said the thin customer, "but I began to feel a lot better just as soon as I quit I mean cut down on my cigars. I cut out my smoke after breakfast for a week or so, but I found that wouldn't dc things didn't agree with me. Then I quit smokln' at the noon hour and that worked all right but . I got to hlttli' np two after supper again. I tell you, lfs no cinch tryln' to overcome a habit like that but I did it!" "That's right" said the cigar man Admiringly. "If they was all like you. j fellows would go wit of business in H hurry! How many are you smokln' a day now?" ' "Of course, it's like anything else," weriiT on IL slender young man mod estly. "When a fellow makes up his mind to it if he has any sand at all, why, he can put it over. I Just says to myself: 'This here smokln' thing is puttlu' me to the bod and I got to go easy on it' I'm nobody's fool. you know, takln' a chance on gettin' my heart all out of whack, or sotne thin' like that for the sake of a low bum cigars; I should say not!" The tobacconist lighted a fresh one and offered the box to the self-ftacrtOc' lng young man. "Have one on me," he suggested. 'That la, if you haven't gone over your limit to-day. Don't let me tempt you, you know," he added.. "How many a day have you got It down to now?" The turn young man accepted the proffered cigar and coughed reflec tively. "Well," he said finally, "I Jtret take one one, mind you after each meal and once in a while I slip np and hare an extra one in the evening like now. But not often, though." he add ed. "You've got rt beat Ml rtgm." com mented the cigar man. Chicago Daily A'ews. . The Girl ot Am Where are the riris tlmt we tml to know? The pink-frocked girls ot flie U ago? The little lues with the eyes of nine, And wind-totmed linir of a pililpu hue? J lave the fate boa kind to her, tall me. pray. That maid I loved in the bygone daj? Vhire Is tlie maldi-n tlm-t starrmiwed so, The little Isdy called "pigeotitop"? The plain little mis wtoh the rfftai braid. The shy little girl wbo wiw hsilf-tif raid To iqieak to rhe boy tlmt slio didn't kjwnv? . Where are tfie sweethearts (? lmig ago? I can w rbera ail in my dreams to-day, Jennie and Marion, Ituth and May, And I wondttr often an I look Uuk, 11a the world bei-n kind to tlmt merry pack? Conif, tell ux, w-r, fir I want to know, Where are tlie sweethearts o Vnvg au? IMroit Free Proas. It Dlda't Work. In the outer room of a Wall street office this sign was posted a few days ago: "Please do not whistle; we do all that ourselves." The messenger boys on service in the building evi dently saw a funny side to the notice, for within an hour more thnn twenty of them asked: "When do you whis tle?" "When does the concert be gin?" "How nv.ich for a ticket?" and similar queries. The sln came down after two days, and the manager of the office has had it replaced by one bearing in aggressively bold letter simply the words, "Don't whittle." Don't abuse your friend's and ef fect them to consider it criticism. FRESH EOGS. I nenm p arable a Mean of ItaoTJta mm Well of aatenanre. Some people contend, says the Bos ton Cooking School Magazine, that an egg Is an egg. So ft is. But to ascer tain Its true value take a fresh-laid egg, weigh it first, then weigh a cold storage, or, as we say, a "store egg," and note the result. The difference In weight is an illustration of the differ ence In food value. Let us take a fresh egg, and see how many different practical uses we can put It to, and first cf all, in a medical way. To the white of an egg, shaken In half a glass of cold water until light and foamy, add the Juice of half a lemon, fill the g'as3 with water, sweeten to taste, and you have a delightfully refreshing driik known as and called "albumen watr." There Is nothing better, although not generally known, than thi white of an egg for burns. You simply separ ate the white and yolk, and put the white on the scald or burn. Should the burn be on the fingers, wrap each one separately, with the white of egg and old linen. The white of epg forms a coating on the burnt skin; i; excludes the air, and thus stops the dreadful pain. The white of one egg, beaten light, then mixed with the Juice of half a lemon, without sugar, will relieve a cough and hoarseness. White of egg Is an excellent remedy in extreme cases of bowel trouble. especially dysentery. Beat It fairly light with or without a little powder ed sugar, always using a pinch of salt and take It in one or two swallows. It tends to lessen Inflammation by form ing transient coating to the Intestines, so that Mother Nature may proceed on her way to health again. This is food, as well as medicine, and even a child may be given many doses In a day. When tired, a raw egg is most excel lent particularly when the appetite is poor. Have the egg cold; break the shell and drop gently Into a small glass tumbler. When ready to take, prick the yolk with the point of a clean needle, and swallow It quickly. If you use wine, put a teaspoonful in the glass first, then the egg, and take in one mouthful. You may think this impossible at first, but it Is easy enough after a few attempts. Always close the mouth as soon as the egg is In It throw the head back, and It la all over. When putting up Jellies, and the tumbler lids are old, cut round pieces of paper, larger than the glass es, of course, moisten these thorough ly with unbeaten white of egg, and fit over the top. Tie with string, and, when dry, sponge the paper with a little cold water, and you have an air tight cover, stiff as parchment It will last for years. In making a fruit plo, brush the lower crust with unbeaten white of egg to prevent the Juice from making It soft, as Is often the case. To prepare an egg for an invalid, put it in boiling water. Set it on the back of the range for ten minutes, then open into a hot egg cup and serve immediately. Another way foi those who prefer to drink their food, as is often the case during convales cence, Is to beat an egg very light, put It in a pretty cup and fill the cup with beef tea, mutton broth or hot m'lk, seasoning to Individual taste. One egg added to a bowl of stewed meat eravy or drawn butter sauce is a great im provement. CUHNING FBZINCH SWINDLES. l'oaed aa a Navul Officer and Com manded Venael for Tnu Montha. The French "tribunal correctionnel" has Just sentenced to twelve months' Imprisonment a young man 23 years old named Gabriel Iioquet, who was charged with swindling. A magistrate, M. Bonjean, gave the court an extraordinary outline of the prisoner's history, the London West minster Gazette says. After being con victed of swindling at Cherbourg, he said, he was sent to the penal colony of Orgevllle; and on leaving there he made his way in July, 1907, to Havre, where he passed as a naval lieutenant and the son of Admiral de Cuvervllle. By sheer "bluff" he succeeded, with out apparent difficulty. In assuming command of torpedo boat 228 and In retaining It for two months. The crew were only too glad to serve under him, for he doubled their rations and remitted all punishments. He was found out notwithstanding that he had the crest of Admiral de Cuvervllle embossed on his notepaper, embroid ered on his clothes and even stamped inside the soles of his boots and was sent to the lunatic asylum at Pont l'Abbe. There the magistrate, M. Bon Jean, Interested hininelf in him, pro cured his release from the asylum aud sent him to an establishment under his own supervision in the Pas de Calais. M. Bonjean contemplated a career of usefulness for him in the navy, but Boquet had other views, and disappeared, to come into prominence again as the "secretary" of his bene factor, whose signature he forged so successfully that be obtained posses sion of four sums, amounting to 495 40 of which he genrrounly p.".ld in again to the bank, as he found that he had overdrawn the account and, on a fifth occasion, on Feb. 6 last, of sev eral thousand francs more. With this money he installed him self in a magnificent suite of apart ments in the Rue de Hamlonrg and began a career cf extravagance. In which he provided liluiselt with horses, rarriagis and a motor car, and even gave considerable sums In char ity. At this time lie was known as the Conite de Coligny; but the money disappeared so rnpldly that at the end of a week he found hi mnelf in need of fresh supplies, and an attempt to cash a forged check for 2.400 brought alout his downfall. Kvruad I p. The Dominie I'm glad to hear you say you weren't angry with your fath er for punishing you for something you hadn't done. Freddie Oh, 1 got s juare with him all right. I did it afterward. Puck. A church woman's idea of being broad minded is to keep her mouth closed when she hears a member ot some other denomination boast m Opinions of CUBA'S DANGER FROM LOTTERIES. HE country could not regard bankruptcy tn Putt tnnra favnrahlv than Inanrractlnn. i Precisely what Its lawful Cuban constitution remains to be consid ered, as It doubtless will be, with much care. Tnat arr.nciment tunas tne tjunau government not to "assume or contract any public debt to pay the interest upon which and to make reasonable sinking fnnd provision for the ultimate discharge of which the ordinary revenues of tho island, after defray ing the current expenses of the government, shall 'be Inadequate." Surely in that there in Implied our right to restrain Cuba from rushing Into bankruptcy or from Incurring embarrassing indebtedness. Whether the pro ceeds from a lottery are rropcrly to be reckoned among "the ordinary revenues of the Island" is also an inter esting question. Certainly they are a form of revenue which the United Statos cannot afford to encourage. Indeed, it will be the duty of this country to seek to limit such revenue to the lowest possible figure; for the promoters of the Cuban lottery probably look for their chief patronage In the United States, and It Is certain that our government will employ all legitimate means to prevent such patronage. On the whole, Cuban statesmen would do well to consider whether It would not be best to abandon the lottery scheme, to seek such legitimate and businesslike Increase of revenue as may be practicable, and then to adapt their expenditures to their Income, New York Tribune. WTiVT WOMEW NEED MORE HE address of Mrs. Ellen M. Henrotin at thA Tlllnoln Cnneresa of Mothers contains i common-sense, practical advice that should I .nnoal t AT A T en'naCHlA n ,Y1 0 Tl Thi, HLn. rt U1,UU1"1V T. w ..... u . t.u waste of money by spendthrift housewives, and this applies with even more force to the wageworker's wife than to the wife of the lawyer, doctor or merchant, is a large cause of marital misery. This waste is most prevalent in the de partment of provender, and there is crying need for general distribution of knowledge concerning foods and how to cook them. The tenement-house cooking class Is a greater step toward social progress than almost a&y other one sign of the times. The dangers which beset the country girl who seeks to earn her living m the metropolis Mrs. Henrotin rightly considers an impera tive demand upon that section of womankind which by concerted effort can mitigate them. A suffragette reader of the Journal takes us to task for lukewarraness on the proposition to enfranchise women. There is not one useful accomplishment which can honestly be claimed as the sole work of women In the four States in which they enjoy full privileges ot The kaiser a plain dresser. When 'William Doffs Gold Lace and Appear aa Private Gentleman. When the German Emperor quits his Imperial palace at Potsdam, in Berlin, he clothes himself In democratic attire And goes about much the same as any gentleman in private life. Gold bul lion, heavy, formidable uniforms and great eagle-topped helmets belong to the army maneuvers in Berlin and other centers ot the German empire, but when the Emperor is released i, P". -o V; .'7. J, 1 1 fry f 4 ' fytf Ty rijr-i mUet --er p RECENT VIEW OF from attendance upon formal functions he drtsbes plainly. He recently was seen at his e.iHo when at his home on the Island of Corfu, to which he was accompanied by the Empress, their son, Prince Oscar; Miss von Vclthelm, Countess Keller, Chief Marshal Count tu Eulenburg and others high in royal favor. There are now in England und France several establishment where butterflies ar rt d. There are at present in the medical schroU of France 7, "JO French and 819 foreign students. In soins Ncrwerlan ichools cooking Is taught, i',id not only to girls, but to ifcjt 'LI It- t'. A. ' 'ri Great Papers on Important Subjects. T the ballot. Tho Journal is not opposed to suffrage for women. It believes that whenever the majority ot wom en desire to vote, voting privileges will be accorded with out delay, nut as long as the demand for the ballot conies from such a very small percentage of the sex, the suffragette missionary work should be doue among women, Instead of Interfering with public sffalrs. The lines ot work suggested by Mrs Henrotin offer far more, opportnnlty for immediate results than the soiled and unsexlng game of politics. Chicago Journal. authority in the w height of this tide of religious enthusiasm we are told that thousands have been converted, but, unless on took part, can be say that he ever met a revival con vert? We are Informed that revivals purge the com munities In which they have been held Is Boston to day a purged city? Does that peculiar form of religious fervor have a lasting effect upon many of those who come under Its Influence, or Is Its effect but a transitory one upon the few? As Brooklyn is promised in the near future a revival upon a huge scale, these questions are timely, and If there be statistics bearing upon the ultimate results of revivals we should be grateful to anyone who can put them within our reach. Brooklyn Life. THAN VOTES. boys, on the ground that many oc casions may arise in a man's life when such knowledge Is useful. It Is proposed In Germany to have an organization for providing old age and disability pensions for bank offi cers and bank clerks, annuities for their widows, and education fcr their orphans. Just forty years had elapsed on May 10 since the rails of the Union Pacific moving westward met the rails of the Central Pacific, near Ogdcn, Utah, and r f 1 4p-A m- mi$)&tes. iifc,,.i.r I... KAISER AND HIS CONSORT. the first transcontinental railway was completed. As Mongolia Is rich In minerals and foreigners have boen casting longing glances on it, the Chinese ministry of agriculture, industry and commerce contemplates forming a Joint stock minim; company from subscriptions by Chinese merchants In China and abroad, so as to retain profitable en terprlses In Chinese hands. F.pldemlc cerebro-splnal meningitis used to be rare In France, occurring chiefly In military centers. Now doctor Is likely to meet with it In general practice. If the antimeningo coccic serum of Dr. Gopter or Wasser niann is used at en early stage the dla ease generally stops short aud clears up in two or threo days without leav' lng any traces. That the earth must shine on the moon even as the moon shines on the earth U obvious. To detect this light X mm '"hi . : " , f V lli I V. : V'- 2 A CALL TOS STATISTICS. E ask In all soberness, is a "revival wave" such as that which swept over Dostun some months ago a good thing for the cause of religion? What are the ulti mate results ot a movement which, from Its very nature, must appeal more to the feelings than to the reason? During ths SEES MENACE IN LOCKS. HE immeasurable danger which so many engineers see impending In the scheme, of locks In the flight at Qatun on the Panama canal Is only faintly illustrated in the dis aster to one of the locks of the 8oo canal. . Such an accident at the top of the ladder of locks at Gatun could have no ending short of the obliteration of the Panama canal and the transformation of the Isthmus. The thunderbolts ot shipping, water, steel, masonry and other wreckage launched from the first lock down upon the next would sweep It away ltke paper. Here the awful power would ' be multiplied Infinitely by the new forces released, and hurled along with the first great battering ram. There would be no earthly power to stop the gigantic instru ment of destruction, swelling as it swept along, until it had leaped ino the ocean's vast mass, after brushing the Isthmus of Panama off the map in a destruction by uncontrollable waters that has never, been known since the flood of Noah'B day. New York Press. from the earth on the lunar surface and scientifically prove its existence is another matter. It Is interesting to find that a recent number of a French astronomical paper contains two photo graphs of parts ot the moon illumin ated by earth light. They were taken by M. Quenlsset at the Juvisy observa tory. The korrlgans, superstitious peas ants believe, are the black dwarfs of Brittany who dwell In the sacred Druidlc circles of the menhirs and count their cash In the moonshine. When mere mortals encounter them by night the korrigans force their visitors to dance with them around and around, singing monotonously the names of the days of the week from Monday to Sunday. This is the theme-of the best known tradition dealing with them, the story ot Lao and the korrigans. Lord Kitchener will hand over his command in India to General Sir O'Moore Creagh early in August and at once proceed to Japan. He pro poses to make a long stay In that country and will closely examine the military system and army organization in time of peace. From Japan he pro poses to go to China, and he will tra verse many of the battlefields of Man churia, with the advantage of going over much of the ground with officers who took part in the Russo-Japanese war and who have been placed at his disposal by the Mikado and the Jap anese government women on the Urnch. Hyman Lazarus, for many years re corder of Bayonne, N. J., knew the woman appeared to accuse a hue- band who had beaten her he said: "If I send him to Jail you'll come back here to-morrow In tears and ask me to let him out." "No," she said. "I will not I'd like to have him pun ished." "How much Bhall .1 give him, then, asked Lazarus, "two months, one month, six months?" The wom an, who' had begun to relent was speechless. "I'll tell you what I'll do," he said. "You come up here and take my chair, and whatever sentence you pronounce will go." The woman hes itated, but the recorder Insisted. The husband was arraigned before her, and the recorder In a gruff voice or dered her to pronounce sentence. "Six months, three months, tmo months, a month, quick," he said, let us have It" The woman burst Into tears, she and her husband em braced, and went out of court re joicing. "There," said Lazarus, "if you come back I'll give you six months each." Wifely Pride. There is no telling what quaint turns wifely pride and devotion may tal e. Sir Melvill Beachcroft, says a wiiter in M. A. P., while waiting in a tenement house for the occupant of the first floor to admit him, chanced to overhear two women conversing on the stairs. One remarked that her husband al ways wore a clean shirt every Sunday morning. "Well, now," responded the other, "I never cares about Sundays, but I allays do see that 'e 'as a clean shirt Saturday afternoons, 'cos that's the time .'e is generally drinking, and when 'e does take 'is coat off to fight I do like to know 'e looks nice and clean." Don't argue. That's a bigger ' tool trick than drinking too much let water. TOOLE SAM'S ST7SIHje3. Ita Manaaremaat Wonlit Mran IVuiJm raptor to Private Concern The government of the Dnlied States has been conducted for more than a hundred years on financial principles which would hare bank rupted a private corporation la a few months, says a writer tn Leslie Weekly. There has been no public of ficial directly responsible fior adjust ing expenditures to receipts or having any control over the estlnuvtes of dif ferent departments. There is probably no other cJtIHwxI government on earth certainly no government which is truly representa tive where there has been such a complete lac't ot supervision over tho budget as In the United State. In Great Britain the function Is Imposed upon the chancellor of the exchequer of rutting his pattern to his doth by comparing necessary expenditures wtlh estimated receipts and finding means to meet a deficit If one appears. In the countries ot continental Europe, even under such an absolute govern ment as that of Russia, tho duty has devolved upon the minister of finance of supervising and regulating expendi tures. It U high testlmonjr to the character of the mon who hare had control of femoral affairs In this coun try that this lack ot co-ordination and responsibility has not led to mon strous abuses. Putting the government financial op erations on the basts of corporation finance, it might be said that our treasury was conducted upon the prin ciple that when Income did not equal outgo there should be an assessment upon the shareholders. Practically, ot course, nearly all the business of the government la conducted upon this principle. In this country only the postotnee, with some fag-ends of public-land sales and other minor matters. Is conducted with the expectation ot income. Even the poetofilce run up a deficit of nearly fl3.OoO.0OO a year without causing comment Whatever our views may bo jw to any ot these projects, it will bo ad mitted that we should put our finan cial house In order. The importance of this, It would aecm, should be reo ognlzed by the moet enthusiastic ad vocate of state socialism aa keenly as by his more conaervatlva brother. There Is a certain force In the sug gestions of Mr. Hacrtmaa on this point that the government needs regulation In these matters as well as the corporation. A Bynteci which In a big railway left every head of a de partment to got what allowances he could, without reference to what his associates were doing or to tho not earnings of the rood, would soon ter minate In a receivership. Yet this is practically tho method upon which tho government of the United Statos has been operated up to w-Uiin a tew months. These unusual corumlona, aouoov panled as they have been, by a steady growth in expenditures, wore first brought prominently before the pub lic by George B. Cortelyuu whon ho was secretary of the treasury. AtfQLO-SAXOlf EIATSTTIIEaa. JIcmt the TonnUt AJkrond Ofana Make IflniMlf U4lctimalta. ' All of us wtio travel, wtuther we mean to or not, will fnrnljHh forth Impressions ot Americans for foreign ers, and the opinions of Frenchmen and Germans and Italians and Britons concerning us as a nation will be markedly modified bocauae of our go ing hither and thither In Europe, says Charlos Battell Lootnls in Smith's. "Some of us, with jwrfoctly good In tentions, will go abroad with that old fashioned spirit of spread-eagleism that dies so hard n our brouats. We shall feel more and more patriotic the farther away from homo we find ourselves, and with a laudable douro to let benighted foreignore to somo of us all foreigners are benighted eoe what a glorious country we hall from; we shall wave American flaAS tn their faces, and let them know at all times and In all places how very superior an American is to every other speci men ot humanity. "We shall not be the ony country to send forth patriotic zealots. There will be Germans bent on proving that if It were not for Germany there would bs no such thing as civilization opon the earth, and there will be english u,eu - . . . 1. In , fr. An. a n 1 , Ad 4 II II I Al.n. I ious lO tut) iimivvB an no niu yufmuij ! make ourselves. The French do not travel as much, and they do not feei it necessary to blazon forth a patent fact. French courtesy, also, prevents a Frenchman from toiling you thot you are Inferior to Wra.' however mnca he may think so; but tlie Anglo-Saxon race glories In its Uuntnass and its love of truth, and that la why Ger many and England and Amortcs fur nish some of the most cJetlonabto travelers known to Cook." THE HUMAN HANTX Ita Itvlatlon to tha True KtliK-aftun of tlie Young-. No animal or bird can endure the ex tremes ot climate like man or Is at home in so many different parts of the world. A dog, It is true, will fol low man anywhere, but only when food and shelter are provided. Nor can any other creature subsist on such a variety, of food as man can digest. Ho flourishes on roots, herbs, grubs, In sects, fruits or fish, on which flesh-eating animals would starve, or he is equally pleased with animal and bird flesh on which herbivorous animals would starve. He can pick nuts with the monkey, catch fish wtth the otter, dig roots with the wild pig, eat ants' f.ggs with the ant eater and grasihop pers with the snake. And all this is due to man's hand. Because his hand could grasp a stone or a club man rose on bis hind legs snd walked and talked. His hand is the most wonderful of all tools. It twists like a monkey wrench, hangs en like a grappling hook, cracks like a nutcracker, picks like tweezers, -tears 1 lite forceps, grubs like a gopher. This brings us to the first great les sons of health and common sense. Man owes all to his hand. Train tho child's band, then answer the ques tions that the brain, which ths hand builui, will ask, and you have true e.J- tirtlor-lu',AtIon at Its best Givf chfldren every kind of hand work tha their play Instincts call for nd theif play Instincts are the dropost and most useful tn their nature and then brain development will follow as nattirany; as the night follows day. an Fran cisoo CiiTonlrlfl, japs ciiauqed cosrmiocta. ftmut Wev 1ia and mmmaetf famwrltnllr br ttntyiUtr. The people of Corea are among Che queoreHt and moot tiitereuting of tho Asiatic races, and have groat pxnst bllltlee, writes Frank G. Carpmtor. As to their number, a oenaus to tataea some time ago and the nount made 10,000,000. They hare been an aqwroed and ground down by taxaitnn. how ever, that they will not give out the full number ot souls In ent bouso, and the protniMHty ta that there are many more than were counted. A fair estimate, I am tnld, would bo 14,0n0, 000. Most at ttuvw pnX)ie lire In vHkwa. The formhoiws ore squalid huts of mud and stone with roofs ot 8 raw thatch tied on wtth strings, and are coDocted Uwhcr in Ilule villains. There are no trees or gardens about them. Every hotne Is surrowidod by a rand wall high enough to koop tlx men on the streets from ki&ti? in at the girls. The streets are windtng alleys, whore the garbejso of th . houses Is thrown out to rot hi the stm. Sometimes ditches run along the sides of the streets servtng as awrera, and the houses hare no sanitary armnge menta whatever. TTxt conditions are) so bad that typhoid, cholera and dys entery are of frwitven apoeAranoaand smallpox Is almost universal, ttearly every other face one sore bi mm or less pook-marked. and parents do not count their children aa prrtnanent possibilities until after tney hanm had that disease. There are no "eery large cHine Sfcoul has now perhaps a quarter of a mill Ion, although the census gave It onlx about 200,000. Ptngyang has 60,000; Talku 50,000, 'and after that corne Chemulpo, Fuaan, Qenaan and Songdo. The people are divided Into dasan, and, formerly, the Emporor and the nobility owned moat of the lands said held all the offices. Ther have been the curse of the country and have aqueneod the others muiwrclfuQy. Tlie nobility until ltovr hare gone about dressed In silks and fine grass cloths. They hava had coolies wtth them to hold up their arms as thef walked, and If they rode, a serrant would go along on eoch side of the horse to see that they did not fall from the saddle. Theoe people did absolutely no work, and consider od It a dlsgraoe to carry a bundle. The boys who went to the modern school, established by the Em peror, took servants along with them to carry their pencils and pootT, and some tramped to the ai-hool budding through the rain, because thoy would not endure the disgrace of carrytng an umbrella. This sentiment prevails somewhat to-day, although tt Is fast disappearing. By the coming in of the Japanese the most of the noblMty have lost their fat Incomes and the farmers and common poorde are now to have a hotter show. It (iA t&e trtmuwU. Aonordlng to the Chinese method of criminal p rot locution, a man is respon sible for the crime he may hare com mitted personally, but If he chooHPS to es-cajie Justice by running away from the place whore the deed was ctiinmiV tod, thon the remaining members of his immediate family are hold and punished in lluu of the raU culprit Tliis may Boom a strange way of at tracting the real criminal back to the acone of his crime, but it appeals to the roliglous side of tlie man's suppi rtltions nature. According to their religion, the man who forsakes hhi par ents when In purTl will find his sntil Bailing around through hades without chart or compass for ail eternity. In view of this, promt compliance with tho law ts vary prompt, for John Chi naman does not care to take the des perate dianoo. II Got Sonc "Who fa a ptin, father?" "A pun, my son, is a piny upon words. There are three kinds of puns good ones, which you laugh at; In different ones, which you take no no tice of, and bad onoa, which make you throw son lathing at the punster "Can you make a pun, father?" "Of coureo, my aont Now, - yotfre thinking about ywir supper, aren't your -Yes. father .- "Well, that's -npver-nost ta ?our mtnd at the prooent tune. That, you soa, ts a play on- Here, you young raacaL what did' you throw that book ( at me Corf -Philadelphia Inquires. WanLi TIbv ta Take Rm4a and AO. She vent Into a Fifth avenue hai 4rwKso,rB shop to have taw h.d sham pooed. She wore her hair tn a Psyche knot The shampootn seemed to be a trifle rough, and finall her tugs at the Pyule knot became so forceful that the woman In the cliaJr cried out In pain. "What are you trytug to do( pull my head off?" she exclaimed. "I am trying to gut your Psyche knot off," replied the shamponer, "but it wont come. How did you ever gt it pinned on so flnnly?" The cuato- misr almuHt shrieked: "Come off; Why, It's my own hair."-New Ycrfc Tribune. One Tli In if Ct-rtata. Canvasser (to lady of the house) Can you tell nie, my dear madam, whether your husband is Liberal or Conservative? "Oh, well," said the lady, "when he's with Liberals he's Lll-eral. and when he's with Conservatives he's a Con servative?" "Yes. but between ourselves, what is he at home?" "Oh, at home! He's a perfect nui sance." London Answers. Prraoiia Grata. The Old Bulldog They're going to chain us up on Sunday nights now. The Young Bulldog How's that, governor? The Old BulldogThe new feller that's started calling on Miss Mamie las got money. Clnlnuatl Enquirer,