i : . Dakota County Herald Dakota crrr, ned. i i OIIX IL JlEAil, - - , PiiWIAi llnj-tl Is one of tlie spots on thartn that Is progressing backward. In regard to elections, many have been nnmcd, but few will be chosen. Tbe Cr.ar wants to visit America. Westward the course of empire take Its way. A Chicago tbii'f wears a merry wld tw. Frohably because widows usually are touching. Prince Helle Is oa happy its a roan Ivho hns Just found tho commutation kneal ticket lie thought bo bad lost Dr. Emma Onlbertson, of Boston, as serts that "every woman Is a human being." More wild-eyed radicalism. Time Is money, but you can't start tbank account with It and alt down hlle It draws 8 por cent Interest Strange how proud a solf-marto man U f his handiwork ; yet you nover her 5self-iuade "Indy" throwing any bou uets at her wl f on that score. When It comes to Inqulsltlvonoa and iusplclon almost any woman con give a detective cards aud spades and beat nlm out The a vera go woman get a double quantity of enjoyment out of a present the present Itself, and trying to find Out the cost thereof. Some people talk as If hot weather tn summer Is nothing less than a bloom ing outrage, which the government Ought to put a stop to. A Chlcogo woman was arrested and pnea ror wearing overalls. 8he com toltted tbe mistake of not having toatn waae by a rarls dressmaker. , The' French Academy, when full, con tains rorry "Immortals. Two of them, Luflovlc llalenr arwl Wrnimli rVnua t - - . are lately proved their mortality by oylng. Prom the capitalist's nolnt of view. perhaps, the north pole Is not worth fflO.000. It Isn't portable, and for merely the good will of It that price Is xoo high. , France Is to have a new law which rlll bring divorce automatically after married couples decide to separate. Brl flently the French lawmakers are 1 tmnined to keep the population from owinuiing any more. t "What" nrita tha WaaMnrt, -T. Democrat, "has become of the nlA-faah. loned man who bad to have a fmtfW bod to Bleep in 1" The last time we noara of him fie was content with a Moms chair, because ho has wife Who snores. What will tbe women say to ttm aertton recently made by Jbjj Boms, Cesldont of the British local gorotlv mt board, that tho "sorvaut problem" Arises hot so much from tho scarcity of good servants, as f rn the lacotnpo y tency of present-day mistresses to nasr age their help? Whether hi rhara u true or not, a girl without training for turn w wui rna it as difficult to run her house and dlreet he? servants as bcr husband would find It If ha tried to direct a business without first learn ing how. I Louis Honors Frechette, who- died Recently, was the unofficial rut frcato of Canada. Do wrote tn rrotwh, nd. his work was crowned by the French Academy. Longfellow hailed him as tho "pathfinder of a now land bf song." As a port ho was born, so to peak, fa two nations. One of his Ipoems, "Lo Drapeau AnffUUv" "The English Flag"-nggeU his alUglano p the British flag and his affection for Jhat other flag, the flag of Franco, JrbJcb, as a French poet, he ktssod oa tended knee. f PrJght ahlppedJo merchants east of vh Mlsslselppt most bo plainly njarked with the same and address of t eon algneo, according to a recent fecial on of tho railroad companies. It has been tho practice of manufacturer to mart the goods with a hieroglyphic, partly to save time In shipments, and partly to prevent spies from competitors learn ing wIjo their customers are. This practice has mad It dlfflcult for the railroad couipanlea to dullvor the good. Onoconipony Is said to have lost f 1,500 000 lu the last t years, because It has bad to rclmburso shippers for goods -lost on'tlie roacL Goods In car-load lots may go marked in cipher as heretofore as It Is not illlllcult to deliver a car at the point to which It la billed. Among tho sincere mourners at the fleath of the late Secretary of State, John Hay, there were none who felt moro keetily the loss of a friend than did tbe Jews. They have not forgotten. Tho other day, at a eoiivcutlou of the Independent Order B'ual B'rlth, resolu tions were adopted to erect In Wash ington a suitable monument to Mr. Hay. The thing for which tho Jews venerate the great Scrota rj-'s memory Is his action at tho time when the Klsh cnef massacres stirred the whole world to horror. Tho IVunl H'rlth requested Mr. Hay to forward a petition to the Busslau government; and although Mr. Hay was definitely, but unolllcially. lu formed Chat it eould not be received, he went ahead, and the representations bo made are believed to have done touch to check the massacres. If within the range of possibilities, sure and snocdy solution of a very practical problem should bo found tbe problem of labor on tbo farm. It Is dlscusa!d year after year, but Is ott'uer treated as a Joke than as a se rious problem bearing In the most di rect wuy upon the prosperity of the country. We Lave succeeded lo wot lug the bulk of what the harvest fields, C&xdvns, orchards and vtueyards bars yielded to turn labor as could a had tlon and money bar not always Won adequate, but Lave In th main mot de mands at tbe most pressing season, of fh Tear. The record Is. however, that millions f dollars' worth of farta prod ucts bare rotted In the field or been allowed to wither on trees and Tinea because the help to rather and market them was not to bo had, even at tie best prices ever offered for such serv ice It will be recalled that during one harvest time the fanners of Kaunas, adopted the shotgun policy and brought the boboea Into camp, compelling them, ror a time, at least, to earn thelfl bread by the sweat of tbe brow. Bu( tbla Is not a plan to be considered, and In fn!te of what we hove lute! been referring to as our "army of too unemployed," the vexations problem now soems more difficult than ever be fore. The manufacturing Interest ara reviving and expanding, rubllc works are enlisting n larger army than ever. In censenuence. the trouble of tha farmer Is pven more acute this Reason, than In previous sensors. The farmer labors under a handicap because he wants extra men but a few months In tbe year, because the Job la a rush one, and because tho demand for short hours Is not conceded when there Is a gncs-' tlon of saving crops. They mean tbe wealth of tho nation, and some way will have to he found to harvest and market them without the heavy loss which we annually sustain. The rrolonKalloa of Life. Wby we grow old Is a problem which many scientists have tried to solve. Tho fact that we do irow old Is lnoon. testable, and tho changes In the tisanes that come with Increasing age art known to pbrsloloclsts. but What causes these changes, aud whether they are we cause or the result of old ago, sol enco has been unable to show. We know that the process of aging is a hardening process. The soft and yielding structures, tho arteries and the cartllacea. stiffen with aire: frf Juicy tissues dry up, and fibrous niatarl- bjs, or tuose containing lime, strangle or take tho place of the structures which ara concerned In the vital proc esses. Borne bolleve that It Is slmnlT a wear- Ing-out process, aud that tho bodv la used UP by work lust as as enHna fa or a watch. But this Is ao explanation, w a wring roacnine which has wtlWo Itsalf t& power of rogsnpratlon, as tha ttUnal body hns, Is not comparable a macWtio of lifeless material, which friction wears away and which cannot b automatically renewed. Xhe cause Of old ara In the t!anea l ft gradual loss of the 'power of ro. numeration. As the calls wear on wtfh uso they can no longer bo replaced h? etner. eeiia of the same sort wbicli aim aMo to do the sane work, but that place Is filled by fibrous material which m wmjuoh i aoiog ut wort; Qaoas ajry to nutrition and rltal action. - Tfcla explains the process of growing old, but gives no hint as to tbe cause: One of the most recent theories nm. posed to account for this fatal cnng im uiv wuy is mat or nor. Metoaol koff of the Pasteur InsUtuta In prt He ssys that there Is a constant wa fare going on between the cells of tbo body the "noble" cello, such aa thmt of tho brain, the walls of tho arteries, and tho various organs, on tho on,e band, aad those of lower order, the 'fchaxp ytos or a ting cells, on tho other. Th noble calls are always on the def&nalv, and so Ions; as they are well noiirlafiM they are able to-resist the attacks of Uiotr enemies. But within the lajp Intestine are numbers of bacteria stantly creating poisons which Vfafcea tbe roslBtlog power of those nobte cells, Tbo remedy Is to lessen the production of those poisons by attacking the bacilli which make them. This Prof. Metchnikoff do by Introducing harmless bacteria Into the Intestine to tako tho place of the Injurious ones, ne says that among these harmless bacllfl ara the laotla add baemt those which are present In sour milk ; and he advocates, therefore, tbe dally drinking of buttermilk. Ills theory Is alnmlo. but he hlmaoif is not so simple as to- reenrd butler. milk as the elixir of life. Ho malnrnlna only that the use of aonr milk helps to prolong lire uy preventing the formation of poisons which shorten It. Yonth'a Companion. InU on Leather. For ink snots on lcntlior iiri - - ...... . nua4 the spots with inlllf. renewing the milk tin it is no longer btulucd and the on the leather has disappeared. Then wssn tne learner with wurin water, and when dry pollah It with a verv lltfin llusied oil and vinegar mixed In eoual parts. Tho InU stain should b r. moved as quickly as poKsIbln. tnr if allowed to dry and harden It la donht. ful whether you will ever be able to entirely remove It. It Took Ktrrrlhlos. Naybor rry to liear you had senr. let fever at your house. That's a hml disease. They say It usually leaves you with something. I'opley Huh ! It len't llkelv to la. me with anything, Judglna- from tk. doctor's bill. Philadelphia Press. A Uetlr Aalhorltr. Toung Husband Mt dear Jemima I must say that this puddiug tastes ?err bad. Wife All your Imagination, deae. The cookery book says that It tastes ex. ceueut I ix)i)uon Telegraph. , When all the neighbor unite In aa. lng, "What a good time she has la life, you caii bet your lust cunt "iiu." Is either a spin or a widow. Getting rich quick Is as dlfflcult aa It Is dangerous aud exciting. V3 I iermotd Faith. Without faith man cannot 1k what nc ought to be In this world, much less (he one that Is to come. Itev. F. W. Hlnltf, Presbyterian, Dnnvllle, Ky. fhorehea and Saloona. The churches stand as the outward symbol of the Christian religion ; tho ftnlooiia, us the gateway to ienlitlon. -Rev. J. A. Ileury, Baptist, I-os Angeles. Divine Power. Nothing less tlsiu the power of God ran savo the world. If wo are saved at all wo ore saved by divine power. tlshop J. M. Walden, Methodist, Cin cinnati. The Chrlndnn. If we compare every Christian with the M'jlL-itnineriaus or other heathen re ligious It does nt always result with credit to tlw Christian. Bishop Karl Cranston, Methodist, Washington. Faiutljr Life. Ood did not plat tuau in this world to llvo alone. lie needs the conipan loiiKlilp of his fellow man. ' So God placed lilm flrst lu the family with all the privileges aud blessing, and at tho Kama time with all the responsibilities :if family life. itev. Charles II Cralk, Episcopalian, Ix)uIsvlllo. v Tho Unrdrn llcuror. Tho church utmids for a perpvtunl promlao to lighten all tho burdens of human life. Whether tho burden bo of poverty or of sickness or of Bin, the church should nerve to lighten it till It Is not merely loss grievous, but till It has entirely rolled away. Hev. Hen ry I. Cushuian, L'nlversallst, Provi dence. Ilelra. f From generation to generation aro transmitted taluts or traits of charac ter, for children are heirs. Life is more than label call the vulturo n dove, still It Is a vulture; call the nightingale an wl, but tho nightingale will still sat urate the night with melody almost di vine. As muuy us are led by God ara tho sons of God. Bishop L. B. WIIsou, Baltimore. Social Club. nuimi iiuua buuuiu 1101 no roiiHiucrcci in essential factor In church life, nor I should they be considered as a feeder, ' fioclal clubs should not be considered ror my observation Is that they fall to feed either the young people Into the, church, or church principles Into them. ' Rev. Harry K. Gilchrhtt, Unitarian, Now Orleans. The Lynching Erll. ' Our courts cun aid in educating the people against the lynching evil by ex pediting trials. Teoplo have lost con- Idcnce In the sacred ermine and sunc- Jty of law. which has become nartlv . in excuse for this relic of savagory n Ameca.Bev. K. W. Caswell, Meth idlst, Now York City. The Uoapel. The Gospel is tho power of God, tho aneans by which God employs His pow- to save this world There is no limit L iTu !J ,Va' tlon of mankind, and He never allows -or BM-iiwM'vM, r'ritt' E0(1Je8,' ,n nn American Indian Bishop J. M. Walden, Methodist, Ciu- , headdress, but tho face ho- no rhr. clnnatl. Dlrlaltr of Cbrlat. The strongest evidence of the divin ity of Christ lu that He taught men the only adequate and satisfactory con- piacod the feathered ornament of a ooption of God whlcii has ever been Sioux Indian. Her father was an en brought to this world. More than all graver and ho placed his daughter's propboeles and-all miracles this pro- claims him to bo tho only begotten son Ood manifest in the flesh. Itev. ' William H. Crawford, Methodist, Alle gheny. Mlnlatrr of the Church. Tho ministry of the church will fit all needs and all conditions. If she can only find men filled with her spirit to carry her message and to do her work. Out of the armory, where are stored tho well-tried weapons of her spiritual warfare, we may find that fitted to our need which has won many a victory. Bishop Edwin S. Lines, Episcopalian, Newark, N. J. Liberty. In 1733 men knew what lilx-rty ruoant They had Just been pouring Out their blood for It. In 1783 men knew, or were beginning to know, what was the true denotement of national A"uto c'lur r Cincinnati, ana is con lire, national promise and eventual nccted wlth '""" Kreat enterprises, destlnv. i AH the lessons sn rnlfnii ! Mr- Tcft'8 hollw ln Cincinnati is one v- - - M -,, acquired meant moral nerve and ex alted ambition In thu hearts of all the people. Hev. Charles 11. l'arkhiust, rresbyterlnn, New York Cliy. Tern pern nee. The present dignity of man demaiuU temperance that ho may not drag the Image and Ul;enes of God In the tilth ami ml re of the streets; his family re lations demand It; his civic duties di inaihl It, that he may keep his promises as a dutiful citizen, which a drunkard Is not that lie may obey tho hiws which bind his .conscience- and extertial acts. Itev. George I. Conlan,. Kuman Catholic. '(riii-l.- hcliK- them to endure tho cues and trials of life and landed them safe In glory, that , hclKd premier and president lu times j of national disorders, that changes the vilest sinner Into the humblest saint, that comforts the sick aud sorrowing, in u gun-H-i turn un ueeu, Hiiu a gospel that none can improve. Kev. F. W. Cox, Presbyterian, Provbleni-e. The inter AVaa Ultten. First Card Shark How did you hap pen to let that gre.-'iihoru skin you? Second Ditto -He told hie he was going from Detroit to Chicago, so I let him win as far aa Ypsllantl. ne got off there. Detroit Free Press, Saw fiV lllliiarlf. A mau carrying a looktug glass said I IS OM I-'ukLIouimI ;el. j B J , e do not need a new gospel or a .v',4;. :.y . . v:yf: new theology or a new religion. The jjviS'. ''-.'v 'I- ': '' U-v "Y' "'f;--" 'r-' ;U"v'v,r-'!;t;j x-J-'-' ,4N;:ii:-,i-'V"?. old fashioned gosMl that comforted the B't.T';Vt'.: v'-. -Y- Y:,'M: hearts of our dear pn rents when we V:N'- ;ti f?,!'.7Ty' '"m "Ud LktUo with a brawny" blacksmith yes- Into this glass and you will ace a terd,y ofternoou. say. the De. Maine. 'ir, rtii t .i lorted th. boy.-Loudon Lxpress. FLAQ HEROINE JTOW Jri' Vi cv7 1 Betsy Boss, never was fired with patrioUc zeal in making an American flag and George Washington never leaned over her watching thu nimble Angers sew the first stars and stripes. The chairman of tho Philadelphia committee on marking historic places has so reported. The Betsy Boss house once contained a (seamstress of that name, but, according to tho Philadelphia committee, "she would have beeu tired with about the same umount of patri oUc zeal la sewing Old Glory as she would have found In darning a pair of socks." Tho above picture, which has done duty for a century. Is also called a fake. COINS AND FACES ON TTTT.M, Feature of Raters Abroad, Tier tho Emblem of Liberty-. Coins of most of the nations bear Upon thera he faces of their rulers. In the United States each coin has an em- blem of Liberty. " uieru ot u The first matlon of first coins struck after the for- the federal union bore the face of George Washington. General Washington disapproved of the custom a:nd It was dropped It has never been revived. Portraits of prominent Americans appear upon .postage stamps, internal revenue stamps and paper money, but never on coins. And it has boen the custom to use no portraits of living tTta on the currency and the stamp, In England as soon as King Edward succeeded Queen Victoria the Queen's faco gave way to that of Edward on all the coins and stumps tn the British emplro. The accession of a now ruler In most monarchies means an Instant ft QT Cr& In tha AnuTwa Oia Ts an exep Ion to 1 rule f no Prtrfl,t OQ Affirlcan The .m- f t ihrt fh 1 . acterlstics of tho Korth American aborigine. It la the face of a little girl, Sarah LoBgacro Keen, upon whoso head was bead ou the coin. Barah Longacre Keen. died In Phila- delphla not long after hnvlm sowcri thirty-five years as the secretary of her city's branch of tho Methodist Wom en's Foreign Missionary Society. TAFT'S HEADQUARTERS. Will Hold Open Court at Ilia Broth ea'a Home la Cincinnati. Bocrotary Tart 'will make his head quarters at tho home of his half-brother, C. P. Taft, la Cincinnati. Tho hit tor is one of tho wealthiest men In that city and was tuo unofficial manager of the Secretary's campaign for the presi dential nomination. llo has been prom. Incnt ln 0hl Hepublicnn politics for ,carB nna Borvttl ul8 district ln CouCr0BB- n the owner of the agaamwnaarwMiiiii iiMiiiHwn,. - -in n n . i , .V f ,- SMiateMMaafc SKCUKTAUY TAFT'S POUTICAL HKAUgt'AUTKKS. 'pfj the most beautiful In tho State and contains one of the finest art collections ln the country. It will, while serving as headquarters of his brother, the Sec retary, be the Mecca of tens of thou sands who will Journey to Cincinnati. HOESE MEETS HIS MASTER. Farmer Trooper of 1Kb Cavalrr Saeea Him After Straa;:!. With eyes Hashing, nostrils distend ed, ears laid back, mouth open and whiskers standing sharply on end, Satan, a vicious horse, gave desperate Ke,8'e nd Leader. Satan determined Aod hlm ,,n6le.haaded 5ut tLe PEONOTJNCED A MYTH. sle had his left hand literally crushed. Several bones were broken and tho smith suffered excruciating pain. The nume of the smith Is II. W. Brown, a former trooper In Troop U. Eleventh Cuvalry, who was dlschnrgpd here aud took up his trade with Vro roon. Satan Is a beauty; a llttlo sorrel weighing scarcely moro than 1,1200 pounds, plump aud full of ginger and firo. Satan has always rebelled savagely against the Iron shoo. His very nume was given biin on this account He has never been known to let a smith shoe him without being bound by leath er ' straps until he could not move. Brown Is a wiry soldier, erect aud solid. Satan was led ln by a coroiuon halter and tied to the ring in the side of the wall. With a great leather apron about his waist, Brown took the shoe and approached Satan. Quick as a flash the horse wheeled and both foet shot Into the spot where Brown's stom ach was but Brown was quicker In re moving It Then came Into play the scientific blacksmith's tactics, picked up in the United States army, whero bad horses aro plentiful. Advancing to Satan's side, Brown was ready for the next spring and caught Satan sharply In the flank with the point of his elbow; a painful grunt was Satan's reply, and bo huddled himself, ln surprise ln a corner. The Builth stooped to lift a hoof, and Satan, without moving his foreparts, deliberately twisted himself In a posi tion to let fly one foot but Brown again escaped by springing aside; this time, however, the smith trapped the fellow and caught his left foot before he. hud the leg stiffened. There was a struggle. Brown slipped a knee un der the hoof and cruelly pressed down. crumping tho leg so that Satan stood still, while tho hot Iron was pressed against his hoof; thou Satan's hoof was i w-ieased. For the first tluje he took a ! good look at the man who dared. I plcklngen, on maguiflcently caparlson When tho shoe was ready to nnll I ed Palfre-TS' roJe at the hd. follow Brown again approached the horse ed by a qulro bearlnS tholr standard The same tactics were adopted except I Wlth blunderDU8es. two-handed swords that at the crucial moment Satau ln- and lons p,kes of th porlod plece of stead of merely twisting himself ' rtIllcr-T ttom tne mrty years' war, v-ioiHiii.-u nrai jumped rorwani as far I as his halter would allow and let fly i t.." ft .( . : bis left foot twice so quickly that It caught Brown's hand each time. By standers heard the bones crush as the cruel hoofs struck. Brown's face went white, his teeth set, and quietly asking his helper to take Patau's head, the plucky fellow brought the crippled band to bear tho best he could, aud, forcing the little sorrel In a corner, de liberately cowed him by tho power of bis eye and his nerve aud nailed both shoes home. When it was over the smith was wet with perspiration and almost fainting from pain. He was taken at once to a physician, w here his hand was dressed. Satan showed no more ill temper, but walked with his head down from th building, as though be were ashamed. Legal Information i i The reiort of the en so of Copp T. Dopp, 08 Atlantic Reporter, S, decided fiy (he supreme judicial court of Ualna, discloses an attempt ou the part of a wife to collect from her bnebaud on a claim for labor as cook la bis logging ramp. Plaintiff also sought to eattfb )Uh a lien on certain logs. Tbe court held that no judgment could bt bUlo4 by a w ife against her husband, aud sus tained a demurrer to tbo declarer!. Plaintiff, lu the case of lfocbaaaa v. Ftout, decided by the appellate division bf the New York supreme ceur 108 ew York Supplement, 88, recerere4 Judgment on a trial la the . muslctpeJ court for Injuries resulting from sboek and distress of mind caused by seeing Y pet cat mingled by defendaafs de. Plaintiff herself was secure la be room, and suffered no physical la Jury whatever. The supreme court reverse- the decision of the municipal court and held that no cause of actios was shew In the Interrogation of Mr. Harrl- tnan during an investigation by tbe eom tnerce commission, he refused to answer tho questions asked him concerning bis operations. In Interstate Commerce Commission v. Ilarrtmaj) et aU 187 Federal Reporter, 432, It was contended that Congress had no power to make sucn investigation or to delegate apy such power to the commission. The United States circuit court held that respondents should be compelled to answer the questions propounded, say ing: "No person or company can en gage ln any commercial occupation without capital, and the management and Investment thfteof Is as tauch a commercial Instrumentality as Is a lo comotive or a if engineer, and that tbe power of Congress extends over all In- sirumenrauuts or commerce Is no Jonger doubtful. To ne It seen clear that financial regulation of corpora tions engaged ln Interstate courAerce Is a regulation of that commerce by regu lating Its most potent Instrumentality. MEDIAEVAL POM? FOB T-ararf. Tlcralda, Sqalrea aaa Be4Iam4 faO- frera at 16th Cantmry Ctimnr. Emperor William gratified bis love for the pomp and show of feudal times at the dedicating of tbe restore IIohen-Koeu'igsburg, one of tbe most ancient castles, ln lower Alsace, says a New York World dispatch from Strassburg. The restoration coat $050,000. Tbe emperor and empress, accone- pamied by a brilliant, suite, arrived there from VIenua for tho ceremony, which was designed wit elaborate re gard for the customs of many caatu rles ago, the castle dating back to the thirteenth century. It passed Into the possession of tbo emperor in 1S00, and since then It has been ln process of restoration under the direction of Prof. Bodo Ebhardt, the recognized authority' oa aacleat castles. . Other antiquarians find fault wit tbe restora-tlon, claiming It does not truly represent the castle as It stood Jn tbe days of feudal splendor. Tbe castle, however, experienced several architectural changes ln bygone centu ries. In 14C2 it was partly destroyed by tbe bishop of Straasburf. It was restored, but la 1G3S It again suffetoa when It was bombarded and burned by the Swedes, Wednesday's ceremony m most brilliant In front of tbo castle gates 9 medieval tent was pitched from lyhkh tbe emperor, tbe empress and jholr guest watched, tbs historical en try of the brothers Von filcklnxen. Tfrhen the latter recetre tbo castle pom tbo Imperial warden, of when, in other words, the castle passed froa pperlal Into private possession. Trumpets sounded a fanfare, tbe castle gates were opened, and from the forest at the foot of tho bill came a herald, who recited a prologue. Than a procession marched up tbo bill ind Passe befors tho emperor Into the casueyaru. The three brothers Von pamp IOIIOwerB na nuniamen. to reproduce exactly tho uniforms and accouterments of medieval German poldicry and many of the weapons car ried were originals from private col lections. After a banquet-In the nail of the Burg, at which the emperor presided, the procession reformed and marched j through tbe gayly decorated atreets of Schlettstadt MEXICO CITY POLICS. Street Lanterna that Keep Them TIarllant at Night. "When I visited Mexico' said an artist, "I found innumerable things of Interest but that which gained my notice particularly was the police sys tem. In the City of Mexico the police at night are stationed at short inter vals apart lu the street. Each police man has a lantern, which is placed on a stand ln the center of the street it Is bis duty to remain ln easy striking distance of the lantern at all times, so that be will be on band ln case of an emergency. "Any person who is sble to reach the lamp and lift It from Its book be fore the policeman Interferes Is entitled to a reward of $500. Any policeman who loses bis lantern Is subject to in stant and dishonorable dismissal. This is to Insure constant vigilance on their part and to require their presence at A certain point at all times. At first I regarded the thing aa a Joke, and I tried to get possession of the police Untern. But then I found that I was ready mistaken. Not once, although exercised extreme caution, was I quick enough for the policeman on tratch, Tbt City of Mexico Is one of tho best policed communities tn tfle world. FoHceineo are always on band wkes, VOfi requires heni, and It Is tirtually hivrcsslble for dosperadoes to operatj In lb pen." New York Telegram. THD BUBY KLAI3ER. HarttVr a Th.ln la the Empire K enpoa Ula Attention, Emgror William Is tho busiest man, I Germany. TetineramentaHy, I take It, iTesidttnt Itooftevoft resembles him Btueb, but tbe Kaiser Is the more ver satile of tho two, Bays a writer la lryt.dy's. If there Is anything go ing oa In the empire that the Kaiser dees not find nn opportunity to talio a back at It has evapod tho notice of tkeso who watch him closely. He re vises all public findings, supervises all arcblteetnre, lectures everybody and Is a general all-around Llttlo Father bs every sease of the term. When they want to illustrate his oeaeetea. activity ns well as his re sistless power they tell the story of tbo attr above the cross on the spire f tbe lauperor William Memorial Comrek. This Is the tule as It. was toJ4 to me: Of course, the Kaiser In sist on revising the plans of the church. That Is one of his fondest prerogatives revising everything and especially plans. The architect brought the .plans to him, , and the Kaiser scratched out what he- didn't like and made such additions as he fancied be fore ho gave' them tho imperial O. K. The church was built. There was to b a big, gilt cross on tho spire, and It appeared In Its proper place. But, much to the general astonishment, Whn the cross was put up a largej many-pointed gold star was raised! above It on a heavy rod. The Berlin-' era could not understand the star. They Isqnired. The architect said tho Calser had added the star to the plans. The plans were examined. Then it was found that In revising them, tho Kaiser had let fall a drop of Ink from kls pen, which hit the paper just above the cross. The architect studied a long tSsae over this blot of luk. His Teutonic mind grappled with the problem for week. There was Ao appeal. Thero eeuld be no Inquiries. He finally de cided tbe blot of Ink signified a star above tbe cross, and ho put the star there, making It to correspond as near ly a possible with the outlines of tbo blot Tlie star Is still there. A SUICIDE'S HAND. Tm r Saperatltlon that ITeed to Fre-rall In Euftrland. In former, times It was a common no tion that If a- sick person could only touch tbe hand of a suicide he or 6ho would be cured. This superstition was especially common In tho west of Eng land. In Cornwall touching a suicide's haod was said to have once cuml a young man who had been afflicted w ith many tumors from his birth. A slm-i liar superstition regarding the touch1 of executed criminals has been widely prevalent and has often been recorded, Robert Hunt, lu his "Romances of th West of England,' says that ho once saw a young woman led on to the scaffold at Newgate ln order to have a wen touched by tho band of a man who bad just been executed. At Northampton of old the hangman is said to have had a regular fee for aeoording a similar "privilege" to sjf: ferers from Ilk disorders. Even tho cflln of a suicide may have curative val. There Is a Devonshire belief t the effect that If anyone suffering fxors disease can manage to throw a wait handkerchief on such a coffin at th Una ef Hs Interment the disease wQI vanish as the handkerchief decays. Moek Superstitious value has also been attached to ttfo knots of the rope used ajtber by a suicide or in tho execution f b criminal. Wark f th Farmer. Th countless millions of bur popu lation are fed and clothed by the Amer ican farmer. The grain waving in golden beauty upon the great plains of the West the cotton drifting HEe sum mer snow upon the fields of the South, freight tho fleets of nations and loose their sails, threud the continents with track of steel, fill tho earth with the roar of trains and heap for trade and oomraeree and useful art those stores that inako a natlou great. Where ar tb sinews of our strength if they nr not found ln our great, diversified agri cultural products? What victorious hosts ever waved as joyous banners ns tho that float above the tassclcd, maize from the snows of Slalne to the spicy groves of California? What spirit of beauty hovers above Soutlicrn fields when fleecy bolls uncover to ctowd "King Cotton !" Hon. Ezekiel C. Can dler, Jr., of Mississippi, In nouse of Representatives. A Lucky lloraeahoe. ' ' The Australians, when they find horseshoe, throw It over their shoulder, A lady in Sydney found one and threw1 it gracefully over her shoulder. It; went through a hatter's window aud hit a customer who was trying on a new hat The gentleman, under tho impression that one of the shopmen ln a fit of temporary Insanity had played tbe trick, promptly struck him and sent blni through tho plate glass win dow. A general melee ensued, although on consideration nobody knew what It was all about The While Kvenliig Walatroat. Anything that breaks through the gloomy, funereal, waltereal aspect of male evening dress Is to be commend ed. But practically, ns a general rule,' the white evening waistcoat cannot b effectively worn much after the age of 21. Black, It Is well known, dimin ishes the proportions, but white un doubtedly Increases them. I see men whom I have hitherto considered to be slim sppesr in white evening waist-; coats snd look absolutely corpulent' London Graphic. A Gooa Heaaoa. Pearl They thought at first thev would b married ln Holland. Ruby And what changed their minds? Pearl Why, they heard that old shoe ln Holland weighed from two to' six pounds each. A Cantradletlaa. Although a woman's si is nn&a- niaoiy ner own, she aoes not alt . a a . A 1 lwy It 1