MACHINE-GROUND PAINT. , Occasionally one bears the "hand nixed patnt of the patDter slightingly poken f as "unscientific" and "not thoroughly mixed." The facts are all the aide of the painter and his hand prepared paint It la the most "scientific" paint there u, because It la made on the spot to alt the particular purpose for which It la to be used. It Is as scientific as n food doctor'! prescription. If the paint r did not mix It thus It would be us naclentlflc as a patent medicine. More over the paint which a good painter turns out la made of gonulne white load and pure Unseed oil. If he does not bqIx It himself be Is not sure what Is In it and consequently his client cannot fee sure. As for not being thoroughly mixed by machinery, that Is simply a mis-stale-fnent. White Lend as made by National Lead Company Is thoroughly Incorpo rated with 7 or 8 per cent of pure Lin seed oil in the factory, making a past?. This paste need only be thinned with tddltlonal Unseed oil to make It ready Cor the brush. The thorough Incorporation of pig ment and oil bns alrendy been accom plished before the painter gets It. To know how to tell pure white lend Is a great advantage to both palut T and house-owner. National Lead Com pany will send a tester free to anyone Interested. Address the company at Woodbrldge Building, New York. X. Y. Our Unrn Mlnntrrls. Bones Mistah Walknh, wot am de diff'unce 'tween a porous plastah on a man an a story dat'a tole froo a long dis tance telephone? Interlocutor I am unable to answer that one, William. Kindly tell me what the difference is between a porous plaster on a man and a story told through a long distance telephone. Bonos De one am a cloRe connection an' deuddah am a distant relation. Interlocutor Ladies and gentlemen, wfth your kind permission the celebrated vocalist, Ilerr KufFm de Larrinks, will now sin the familiar and touching bal lad of the sea, "Lean Over the Hail. Own ; You'll Feel Potter Presently.' BABY . WASTED TO SKELETON. la Torment with Terrible Sorrs Face and Bod r Tore at Flesh- Cared by Cat I corn. "My little son, when about a year and a half old began to have sores come out on his face. They began to eome on his arms, then on other parts of his body, and then one came on his chest, worse than the others. At the end of ahout a year and a half of suf fering he grew so bad I had to tie his hands In cloths at night to keep him from scratching the sores and tearing the flesh. He got to be a mere skeleton and was hatdly able to walk. ' I sent to the drug stere and got a cake of Cutlcura Soap and a box of Cutlcurn Ointment, and at the end of about two months the sores were all well, lie has never had any sores of any kind I nee, and only for the Cutlcura Reme dies my precious child would have died from those terrible sores. I used only one cake of Soap and about three box as of Cutlcura Ointment Mrs. Egbert Sheldon, It. F. D. No. 1, Woodvllle, Conn., April 22, 1008." f FLIES ENVELOP SHIP. Cloud of Stinging; Insects Drive Kvery One from the Decks. 1 Billions of flies or gnats, In a swarm so thick that the sun was obscured for several hours, enveloped the German steamship, Amnion, which has Just ar rived at this port, says the Seattle cor respondent of the New York Times. The vessel was running along about sixty miles off the Galapagos Islands, near the equator west of South Amer ica, when a westerly breeze brought the dense swarm of Insects that drove ev ery person from the decks. The captain and his officers have passed the Islands several times, and say they are unable to account for the strange phenomenon. The vessel was plowing her way along late In the af ternoon, when a cloud was seen com ing out of the far west. As it grew rapidly in dimensions and density the passengers and crew hoped for a cool ing shower to ward off the perpendicu lar rays of the tropic sun. Instead of a cloud of vapor they received a cloud of pestiferous Insects that bit and stung until every person was forced to seek shelter below. The Insects resembled a small fly or gnat, and remained with the ship until nightfall, when a northerly breeze sprang up and drove them off. In May last the Norweglon bark Sark was attacked by a swarm of in sects In precisely the same place. The sailors were kept below for hours by the Insects. Garfield Tea cannot bat commend itself to those desiring a laxative at once sim ple, pure, mild, potent and health-giving. It is made of Herbs. All drug stores. SHarbt M laantleratandlnir. They had been engaged Just seven teen minutes by the clock, yet for the last three-seventeenths of that period thera had been a proud, scornful look jttpoa her fair face that was calculated to wither the orange blossoms. "I can't imagine, dear," he said, adly, "what has come , over you so suddenly. I simply asked If you were romantic, when " "Oh, George, forgive me!" ehe ex claimed with a convulsive sob, as she threw ner arms about his nock. "I thought you asked uie If I was rheu matic," Not Quite. Penitent Youth (painfully embarrass- Aft 1 f i Vr.obl,v f ....... .. : .1 erably excited with wine when I called DronnK In vnn? were not quite er excited enough for A lira r a at It. Mrs. Pease My husband and I nevei Cispute before the children. We alwavi end them out when a quarrel seetui imminent. Miss Sharp Aw, I've often wondered why they re so much in the street! I Allee Same. tjustomer (surprised to fijd FIun Lip's laundry opeu) Why. Hunr, r yeu working this morning? This u Washington's birthday. , Hung Up Evly day Washse Wah jeay. THE CROW. When tV rhlll of wl.itcr softer. ar.J th south wind brim' a thaw, trails a black ship up the heavens, mid the captain cries. "Haw! hawf Such ft homely, lieurly grceiint, never .Vet misunderstood, And m.r heart laughs buck an answer, "It Is good, aye, it lt gcd!" Waiting not for April's piiNspt.it, hear him give the countersign Iiiil and clear, his good sliip freighted with ti treasure tiat Is mine. Kvery field's n port f entry, nil the duties linxe born paid, lie Is Minuter, he Is etiptiii'i, r.nd why should he be afraid? What cares he for stormy pass.ig,' as h" sails above the world? Never tempest en it alYi'lelit hint -helms are lashed mid sails ore furled Ami the dark ship rides in safety, lie Is free to come n imI co Over all the wnst, of waters, tlo.niiiu high or floating low. "Ship ahoy!" he halls. In pn-Fiu smaller en ft that . I'utu? his way; Ah. the wintry day Is wanner since I heard his call to-day! Other shi may re.ieh onr harl ors. other Mrds may oomo and go, "Ask me when the spring !s ucarini:. I can fell you." says Hie crow. Youth's tVuiipanioii. The Cupboard The girl sat up In bed, listening. The rat or two scouring the floor of the bare attic scuttled to corners as the worm-on ten liodposts creaked to her movement. Kven the glitter of their eyes was robbed of half Its ter ror, so great was the darkness: but the girl, too used to their presence to fel much alarmed, slipped out of bed unafraid, for the morning, she thought, must surely be near at hand. She saw through the thick, greenish panes of the dormer window that the January sky was filled with cloud-wrack, unlit by the stars that usually served as her clock. The old farmhouse, empty of any human life snve her own, moaned dolorously, as ever and again the win ter blasts embraced it. The girl groped en her little truuk for the tinder box and knocked It over the edge, whence It fell upon the floor with a resound ing clatter that made the rats scurry and her heart give a great thump. She crept to the door; what was the time. She wondered.' Clocks were not so plentiful in the farm-houses of the early thirties; there was only one In the house, the tall, oak-encased time piece that, solemn and solid as a church tower, stood downstairs In the dining-room. Farmer ftpotswood's sil ver turnip, and his wife's gold Geneva, which was wound up only on state oc casions, were both away with their owners at the great sheep fair, and would not be back till the morrow. Of what account was a little time, more or less. In this rambling, forgotten-by-the-world farmstead. Yet the girl, fresh from sleep, had no Idea whether It was late or early, and much had to be done In house and dairy ere her master and mistress came home. Patty stood shivering on the land ing. There was nothing. Nothing save the sigh of the wind, the creak of a crazy lattice, broken stnrtllngly by the grinding of a chimney cowl overhead. Patty Phippen, growing suddenly bold, put her foot upon the first stair. She began to descend, swiftly at first, then more slowly, for her heart was full of fear In the gloom. Half a century before a woman had been murdered in that very house, and her spirit In hideous guise was still reputed to haunt the dismal pnssages. Patty, like all her class of the time, firmly believed in ghosts, witchcraft and the powers of darkness. Each In stant she spent in dread, expecting to see some unearthly sight; she crossed one finger over another to make the sign of the blessed cross, and cried aloud at every step she descended a protecting exorcism : "In the name of Christ, why troublest thou this earth?" She would Jiave cried It louder, but dared not ; the sound of her own volar breaking the solemn stillness frighten ed her. "In the name of Christ, why trou blest thou this earth?" She stopped breathless. There had been a rustle, a strange pat, pat. The girl almost swooned upon the stair; she prayed, not aloud this time, but, lnaudlbly. Another step; again the sound. Twas the swish of the- hem of her shift on the stair edges. She scur ried across the landing a-tlptoe, and began to go down the nether flight of stairs, the unneeustomed tap of her bare feet on the boards seeming a sound unearthly. Yet she began to feel less afraid, and repeated with greater confidence the exorcism, which sank to the most pathetic bathos: "'Christ, Christ, why troublest thou this earth r " Her goal was won. The throbbing of the clock was audible, a sonorous unceasing note coining from source In visible. The room was no lighter than the stairs ami passages hud been, but Patty felt less afraid; even the clock reassured her with its voice of com panionship. She had only to cross the room, mount a chair, feel the position of the hands on the clock face; the task was not quite unfamiliar to her. The heavy oak chair scraped the boards as Patty dragged it Into place. L'p she clambered nimbly with youth though country bred. Hut her hand, extended to open the glass door, did not encounter It. Her position had Ihn-ii miscalculated, and Patty, losing her balance, almost fell over the back of her chair, and came with force and outstretched palms against the wain scoting of the wall beside the clock. Her imagination, though none of the quickest, was sufficiently k---n for her to conjure terrifying visions of Satan pushing her to destruction from the plmiacle of a horsehair-covered chair. Ioanlng trembling against the wall sue hrleknd. As the cry echoed to the ham-ludeu rafters the wall seemed to j;ie way before her pressure, almost precipitat ing her disastrously over the chair back. Patty clutched In desperation at whatever she touched to save her self. She seemed to have dived al moat to tne elbow into some Htrange recess in the wall. Ilust In clouds eamo forth from It, siM-ezc-produciiig thick as peat smoke. irasod within the fingers of her left hand was a bundle of papers, stiff, hard, oblong. Patty became aware of their presence with surprise. She had ' grasped thro Itv r ...p.: -t by the Clock. 1 T voluntarily, for a falling girl may surely without ridicule card) unwit tingly at paper if drowlng men are allowed to clutch at straws. Patty scrambled from her chair quivering af frlghtedl.v. the packet In her hand. Hers was a. simple, honest mind; un educated, knowing nothing nave of the daily duties of her narrow life. Ite yonii that all was a vasdtude of won ders, of mysteries and unimaginable things. Alone in the darkness, solitary In that eerie old house, she conceived lK-rself eneonipassiHl by she knew not what evil; felt almost that by some incomprehensible means she had been plunged Into some unknown place and escaped unharmed. She knew of no cuplKinrd by the old clock: to her knowledge only the dark wainscoting had been there, visible to her eyes month after month. Yet It had opened to receive her. The earth's dividing and swallowing her and vomiting her forth would have seemed no greater miracle to her. Above her head the upright clock warned, a terrific whizz that a modorn motor car Ineffectually Imitates. Patty ran, bruising herself against doors and bnllustradcs, recking nothing of gliosis, fearing a worse enemy now, and only too glad to escape from the evil spirits by hiding under the Isi-dclothes. "Hullo!" said Parmer Spotswood the next morning as he looked with aston ishment at the unexpected recess that now appeared In the wall beside the EACH INSTANT SHE SPENT IX DREAD. great clock maid?" "You bin cnrpenterln', my "Naw," said Patty. "I found thlc cupuouru mis mnrnin wnen 1 come down to look at the time." "Aw," said runner .Spotswood, sto lldly, tightening his bootlace. "Ther be a many more tilings for a man to knaw however long he do live." "The devil he pushed I over Into It In the dark," averred Patty. The fanner tool; no notice of the devil, but continued his line of thought. "I vo lived In they so house nigh on twenty yer and never knawed thlc haul were there. 'Twill be main hnndv at: K'n up lrom ins cnnir. .ow, my maitl, get thee along to the buttery. Patty Phippen had been with the potswoods since her tenth year. They treated ner as familiarly and as kind ly as they would have treated their own girl had they one. Orphaned, and the supposed daughter of a ne'er-do well whom a father bad cast off and who had died on the night of his re turn to his native village, she had after years of squalid and precarious existemt, found a refuge with the Spotswood. That very farmhouse had once been the home of the wealthy old John Phippen ; hut, though he had pre deceased his son, he had died Intestate and that son's presumable child had neither friend nor Influence to save her grandfather's fortune from falling into the clutch of the Crown. The farm had been sold; Spotswood had ptir- hased it for far less than Its value, and the name of PhlpH-n was almost forgotten among the yeomen of the dls trlet. Kindness or unkliidiiess, never theh'HS, the work had to tc- done, and Fanner Spotswood and his wife took caiv that Patty should do her share of It. "iet thee along, maid," repeated flu fanner, stamping his boots to settle his feet in tlieui to as great a degrot of comfort as was possible. "I found .urn papers in the ei board." said Patty. "There be writing on them; but I cain't read. I do only know my letters. "A good Job, too. Hailclng be an ldl practice for maids. remarked iu-r master, senteiiiiously. Patty ran out of the room, to return breathless, a minute later with the (lis covered packet, now somewhat imbur theued of dut, and wiili writing In faded Ink now legible to a practical eye iijmiu It. "This one do begin '1, J, .o, h, n said Patty, eagerly; "but the letters Is as enrly and twUty as a cow's tall anil I cain't make otit no more of them." " J is naught or consequence, i war rant," said Farmer Spotswood, turaln the pnjier over In bis hand incuriously and tossing It on the broad shelf above the mantel. "I be busy now; thu must wait till I ha" more tim." With no other word of comment he Wm mm .4 WW tuwpedl off ponderously to fhs "fcartt tn," lealng Paify to repeat her story, with much Irrelevant and some lnvag- Inary detail, to Mistress Spotswood over th turning of the sage cheeae in the dalfy. That evening the farmer, with a mug of home-brewed at his elbow, and .1 church-warden In bis hand to aid him. spelled aloud slowly to his wife the quaint and curly words of the strnngely discovered pasr from the cupboard in the wall. They neither of them understood the half of It; but their very genuine shrewdness enabled them, nevert heloss, to arrive at a pret ty dear Idea of Its general purport. The document was undoubtedly a will the last testament of the former own er of the house and farm, old John Phippen. In It he bequeathed every thing to his son, or. In case of hli lea th, to liia son's lawful daughter. Patty, and to other of his lawful chil dren, should there be any. "This lie terrible bad." said Fanner Spotswood to bis wife, as he balanced he paper on his knee. "It be an tin 'ommoii queer thing, too." Well, and what's the meanln' of it?" The farmer was a cautious mat and he cogitated well and long bcfef hfl made reply: "'Penrs that we shall have to hand over the farm to Patty old Phlpen' granddarter. 'Cordln' to this tho who'.c place belongs to her, ami us shall have to turn out and let her have It." "I'll do naught aw the kind so long as I ha' breath, an' you'll be a fool If you do," said Mistress Spotswood, em phatically. "1's must do r.uiiimiit about it." "We ha' Jived here sebenteen yer come Michaelmas, and I beant a -go In' to turn out for no servlu' wench at my time o' life." ' 'Twerc main unlucky the maid found un," said the farmer. He turn ed the document over and over, and unsuccessfully sought to find a fresh and loss disturbnnt wording by trying It upside down. "This comes of galllvantln' off to Junkets," said his wife, virtuously. Twill be a long while afore the Lord ketches I at fairs agen, leavln the maids a-routin' thes house out to find what the Lord meant to be preserved n secret." 'Very true, very true," said Farmer Spotswood, grently Impressed. " Twere evidently meant by Providence that this here paper should be lost 'twere meant to be done away wi', in a sort of manner of spenkln'." 'No doubt o't, I.IJah. No doubt at all o' that" The farmer folded up the paper with great deliberation. I for one beant join' agen It," he said. "The maid. werdua' meant to ha' her gramfer'a money, that's sartaln, and taln't fit that we should seek to alter It." lit paused In thought, "Heave up thlc tud of the log, Hessian."" The roaring of the bough, the snap ping of myriad sparks, drowned tho crackling of the paper as the farmer thrust the will Into the heart of the lire with the toe c4 kk boot. It burst into vivid life; tlNa flan- danced and leaped as though Urybtf t teseape and run ; It licked th ansMkllng white bark as Ifin wild emlrj to lift the written secret away from destruction on its flying flame-tips. He watched the flames devour It, reflectlngly. " TIs wonderful to think why Provi dence should ha' seen fit to deal so hardly wl' the maid," he said. "Patty be a good wench, -too," said his wife, with a tremor of compunc tion. "Ay, she be that," echoed Farmer Spotswood. " Tis a sort of a pity that the Ixjrd should ha' seen fit to chasten her zoa. Mind you, do tell her she can ha' a goose agg for her breakfast, Kezlah." Philadelphia Telegraph. Condor Individuality. We had the best chance of studying the colors of the condor head. The bill was horn color, and the red skin of the henrf extended down, covering It about halfway. The legs were tan, but on each knee was a patch of red. On the breast of each bird the skin was blood reil and could he seen occasionally when tho breast feathers were spread and the birds were preening. Roth had light colored wing bars, and the pri maries were well worn. The skin ou tho throat hung loose, and the lower mandible fitted close under the upper. The chin was orange red, and below this In the neck was a strip of green ish yellow merging Into the orange about the sides and back of the neck. The top and front of the head were red, but between the eyes was a small patch of black feathers, and these ex tended down In front of the eye into the orange red of the cheek. The pupil of the eye was black, but the Iris was deep and red and conspicuous. The bald and wrinkled pate, the flabby Jowls, with the cave-In expression of a toothless old woman these helped J to make up the condor individuality. William L. Flnley in Century. Joining the (ireat. An Oxford undergraduate was reclt lug a memorized oration In one of the classes in public speaking. After the ' first two sentences his memory failed, and a look of black despair came over his face. He becan as follows: "Ladles and (Jentleinen I'lft Is dead. Fox 1 lead. (iladstoiie Is dead" Then, forgetting, lie hesitated for a mo ment'aud continued. "And I I I am beginning to feel pretty 'sick' myself." Lloyd's Weekly. In Tlirlllliiic. "Miss Killers was In that hotel flra but it doesn't siviii to have upset her much." "N'o, she had ipilto a ilea mint ex perience." "Why, I umlersi.iud she had a very narrow scape." "Yus, but u handsome, young fireman carried her to safely In his arms." Philadelphia Prow. A very jealous woman will often say, "I have not a Jealous bone lu my body." A woman who lg not jealous never says anything about It. A man of forty has spent at least fire years of his life llsienlug to the stories of other peopled' wot. Opinions of WHY WOMEN CAN NOT 1IK roiison u-liv women " I talned the right of suffrag" was mado very I plain in New York's eapltol while the ar- Kiiiiiciu ein oo over mo proposed consii tuiioiuil amendment to strike out the lim iting word "male" from the provision re garding the right to vole. A number of equal suffragists were present, but there was also a strong delegation of women from all parts of the State opposing them, and flies,- women were Just as voluble, fluent and argumentative as the suffragist. - Their presem-e there lent point to (iov. Hughes' re marks when lie said that the decision of the question of female suffrage rests with women themselves. What the women of New York really want they will have, for men will not dare fo deny them. But so long as the women are divided on the sublect,' men cannot bo blamed for taking no action. Some wom en want the right lo vote; but, on the other hand, as many women, perhaps more, do not wish the right, and say so emphatically. Before suffragists ask the voters to give them the suf frage they should go out and convert their own sex. When that Is done they will have no more trouble. Kansas City World. AS TO A HUSBAND'S POCKETS. MASSACIirSK'ITS I granted a divorce luvause be averred his jfyL I wf" Interfered with his persona! llliorty by searciiing ins pocucis wmio ne was asleep. The wisdom of the court's division may have been perfectly proper In that Instance. Hut probably the husband should have had his pockets searched. lie may have la-en a husband who compelled bis wife to log for every penny given her, and the poor woman may have been driven to despera tion In her necessity for money to buy articles for the home or for herself. There are hiiHbands so mean that their wives are justified In not only searching their pock ets, but In using n club to cotnsl them to disgorge. Or it may be that the wife has reason for believing her husband's pocket contained certain letters of which he desired to keep her In Ignoramv, and that she la being made the victim of a domestic tragedy In which her life's happiness la at stake. In such an event she Is Jus tified In going to any extreme, and every court In the land should stand back of her. The average wife will not object to her husband searching her pocket at any time. She knows she Is safe, because she has no pocket. Should she have one she Is equally safe, for no man could find It, even with the assistance of a search warrant. Neither do we believe the average husband objects lo n search of his pockets by bis wife, for wo are con strained to believe the average man Is such a good hus band that he supplies his wife with moticy without the necessity of her going to such extremes to secure It. Also he Is so true that be does not fear she will llnd any Incriminating letters. Of course, we suppose there are wives who are so sus picious of their husbands and so mean and 111-tcmpcred that they search their husbands' pockets for no other rea "Well," said the family friend, as she glanced around the library, "I mu.-'t say the room looks a little more order ly titan It usually docs at this time lu the evening." The mlslrcsa of the household sighed. "Yes,'' ahe said, "It does." "Isn't It a comfort?" asked the fam ily friend. "No,' replied the mistress of the household, rather shortly, It Isn't." "I should think It would be," said the family friend. "John Itlckerson Is a good man. I'm not saying anything against your husband, my doar." "You'd better not." "Of course I wouldn't," said the fam ily friend. "But I've heard you com plain a thousand times of his careless habits. I know they'd drive me to dis traction." "He's a man," explained the mistress of the household. "Oh, of course, but a man might bo n little neat and pick things up after him. I think I've got my husband edu cated to that. He was Just as careless as John was when we were Urst mar ried." "You've told me that before." "I know I have, and you've always said you wished I could take John In hand. When did you hear from him last 7" "On Thursday," replied the mistress of the household. "He's at Kansas City uow and he'll be home Monday. Tho next time he takes a trip like that I'm going with him. I'm not going to stay all alone In this poky house." "Poky!" "Yes, poky. If It doesn't look poky now I don't know what does. If I could smoke without Its strangling me and making me sick I'd smoke." "My doir!" "Yes, I would, and I'd .nrnw tho aHhes all over the carpel. Look at those cushions on the lounge, all smooth Bud plumped out. and nil the books In the bookcases. Instead of half of them siittcn-d over the door, and not a burn ed match anywhere. It makes iue want to cry." The friend of the family looked hocked. "Well," she said at last, "If you feel like that why don't you Iiiii.i some matches and throw tlieui around'.' You could have Bertha bi-lir,- up smne ashes from the furnace and 1 ft them on the rug, too." "I was thinking of doing something like that when you came In," sai l the mistress of the housi hold, "only it wouldn't be ipilte the same lhi;-.g." "You mean you wouldn't hae any body to s-old for it V "I'm not going to sml.J any more. I know I do scold about It, but I don't believe I oiiifbt to. It may lie a Utile aggravating sometimes to hae him put his hat on the china eaiiiu t in-lcad of hanxlng It lu the hall on the rat k an t out his gloves on the mantel ami kick iff his rubbers In the reieol'.on room mil things like that, hut It doesn't seem vorth while maklug a great fuss ubout" . M A W JUL j aU.ULUiK "Q-S-W Great Papers on Important Subjects. - VOTE. son than from pure cusaedueas. It may be this Massa chusetts worn in belongs to that class. , In that event, the court acted wisely In granting the divorce, tout It would not be Judicious for other courts to use this case to es tablish a precedent. Toledo Blade. Imve tint rt ih. HERH husband hi Wn BUILDING UK swept Last every "If you don't think It Is why do you do It?" asked the friend of the family. "Why not encourage him to be care less?" "He Isn't careless," protested the mis tress of the household. "He's Just a little forgetful. He means to put things lu their plnces, and he doea sometimes when ho thinks of It And he's al ways as sorry as he can be. Anyway, I don't like to see things too prim. I'd sooner the place was a little untidy. It's homey, anyway." The family friend laughed. "I don't care," said the mistress of the household. "I wish hla bat was ou the cabinet this minute and hla rub bers on the on tho mantelpiece. I shouldn't mind If the room waa blue with smoke, If he was making It and there was a Dead Bea of asbea all over tho Morris chair." Tho mistress of the household went over and rumpled up one of tho smooth pillows on the lounge with her face. "Oh, tut. tutl" said tho friend of the family. "You mustn't bo foolish!" Chicago Dally News. FORTUNE IN CROWS. t nde Joshua lias a Million la Ilia Wood Lo Worth 2So Bach. "Gosh all bemlot'ka, but It's a fine thing to be rich I" excia lined Uncle Joshua Vanderhoof of Fine Brook, N. J. "I've just been to tho city and or dorod a piano for my daughter Lizzie, and one of them buzz wagons Cor my wife, to be sent up to the farm. Bat I did tell tho old woman she waa put ting on a good deal of style at her age." "You must have got rich quick, Un cle Josh," said Ambrose, who keeps the hotel on Bloomfleld avenue, Ment clalr, where the farmer waa refreshing hli.iself. "Xo, It's taken more than a dozen years," said I'nele Josh, "but the re sult come mighty sudden. I'll tell you all ahout it. "You know that 40-acre wood lot up m my farm, don't you?" p. rose allowed that he did. "Well," I'nele Johh went on, sipping bis applejack, "before mother died she made me promise not to sell that lot nor cut the tlmlier off It. " 'There'll be a fortune In that lot some day,' said mother. "I kept my promise, and tho crows they're mighty wise, 'Prose got to know they were irfoctly safe In the trees on that lot. So thousands of 'em went there, until, by Jimlnetty, tho trees are as black as black as the Inside of an empty black bottle. "Yesterday Klliwt sharp girl ahe Is, too - read In the newspapers that 1,000 women belonging to women's clubs In Chicago have sworn off using any but crows feathers in their bonnets. And Lll.a read, too, that these good women are going to get thousands of other women all ovr tho country to take the snn swear-oft'. ' So L'llwi put. her arms around my uei k and kissed me and told me what she road a.'d said she bright girl, 'LUe Is: "'(iraiiny was right, par. There's a fortune In that wood lot, but the crows Is the fortune.' "Ll.n and hur mother went to the lot and counted the crowa afore dusk IMMIGRANT LABOR'S COST. are two nowerfnl streams, autta re I olproeal la nature the one flawing toward, I I the other away from, this country that I I..-. ...... , -.1 . t .... 1 uni i iminj urn lunrs ill UUI itviiviuiu life, while changing the whole current of events In parts of Europe. Both are to-day at high-water mark. Every year from 1,000, 000 to 1,2." 0,000 aliens are admitted to American porta. Some come to work and save and found new homes ; oth ers to work and sweat and save bo that, finally, they ma relapse Into a life of ease In the land of their nativity. They form the westward-flowing stream. ("Sat of thia stream, there is created that other one whose current Is eastward. But, whereas the first la t humanity, the second la of gold. Out of the savings of the forelgi born In America $250,000,000 a year is now going abroad. Tho annual increase Is about 10 per cent Lf this money were retained here, It would ho sufficient, every year, to liquidate our Interest-bearing debt It cannot be con trolled. It Is the quid pro quo, tho International credit balance, to which the Immigrant laborer ia entitled if ts Is worthy of his hire. Tho annual distribution of this great sum of money throughout Europe If in the follow ing proportion: Italy, $70,000,000; Austrla-Hangary, $ (16,000,000 ; Great Britain, $33,000,000 ; Norway and ' Sweden, $25,000,000; Russia $25,000,000; Germany, $15, 000,000; Greece, $5,000,000; all others, including France, Switzerland, Belgium and Denmark, $10,000,000. North American Review. ASSOCIATIONS PROS PES. man who Invests his snvtnra In hnltd- I lug and loan association has one advantage I 1 over the man who buys stocks er goes into away in times of panic. year, while banks were falling oo side, while stocks were tumbling, while bufilneae was unsettled and far frota profitable; the building and loan associations of the United Statea increased their assets by $77,000,000. They now care for $728,000,000 of the people's savings. Not a single asso ciation was affected by the financial flurry of last au tumn, even to the extent of a run by investors, much lesa to the point of closing its doors. All flourished through out the country. Investors In building and loan associations deserve this immunity, ifor they are benefiting the country as well' as themselves. They are erecting their own homes, and thus Improving their citizenship, because the man who owns his own home Is not likely to be unpatriotic. He regards the country's interests as well as his private In terests. A nation of home owners can defy any fate, and build ing and loan associations are doing much to put the Unit ed States into that position. Chicago Journal. yesterday. They ay there's more than a million of 'em. We coJo'lata that a . million crows at 25 cents apiece la $250,000, and that's what your Unci Joshua la worth this minute." New York World. EBB rATHERTS TXBD. . af Climax ( m Promlala Baaar la Arehaaotoar. Out Mat fit tnvn ahnr Alatans uvea a man woo naa ine renc Dug, aaya the Cleveland Plain Dealer. To him a bit of crude Indian pottery has Rookwood ware pushed clear back Into a rear row. He ia crazy about all aorta of an tique and ancient things, Including this so-called antique furniture, made Just prior to the time that the manufactur ers found out how to make furniture. His real bete notr, though, la bronze stuff. It waa no wonder that he got all excited not long ago when he waa kicking around his grounds and op root ed with his cane a piece of ancient bronze work that waa unmistakably the real thing. His first impression when he looked at it waa that It had been done by the Indiana who used to hang around northern Ohio. But closer examination satisfied him that tha carving on the curio could not have been done by Indiana, It was English, Unit's what it waa. It bore the head s of a woman fixed up in Queen Anne or queen somebody style. He had found a relic that waa a relic. Having the history of such things riui iii uimu, iue aruweoiuitiBt ui goes figured It out that the relic waa one oi a lot of bronze things that had been traded to the Indians here years and years ago for furs and other commodi ties. He went Into the house and spent tha rest of the evening reading up on the subject to confirm his hypothesis, and also planning how to go about tearing up his lawn to find the rest of the bronze Junk. The next day he had a drawing made of the jdece he bad found and sent It to the Smithsonian Institution people at Washington, along with his theory about how the Indians must have come by It. Smithsonian wrote back that they nan tookeu up iue dope on tne suDjeec and were convinced that he was exact ly right. It was Indeed a bit of old English bronze and extremely rare. Now the near Clevelander bad wait ed for that continuation of his theories la-fore showing bis find to any of tha family. But after he got that letter from Washington lie delayed no longer. He began by announcing that he had made a discovery that promised to give hliu lasting fame In arcluuologlcal ctr- cie. x lieu at; auunru imb uuu. His daughter tlio oldest oue began to laugh. "I've hunted everywhere for that," she said. "It's my old belt buckle that I lost last summer." ..i mt 1.. nl... 1 n If a woman has a large family and does all her own work. It Is llko wav ing a red flag at a bull to auk her what she Is doing In tha way of fancy work. Some men sit with the-lr eye closed rattier than see a woman stand la crowded ear.