f Dakota County Herald DAKOTA CITY, NEB. JOHN H. REAM, Publisher. S polities, for PTf rj foregone con on there f.r a dozen forlorn hope. 1 o: . , preacher aays that playing cards Sor prases m a gamble, rsot ir you pi 7 "adlj eaeaga. , become Increasingly evident that 1 bar adequate way to deal with the ituQt Harta la to amputate It tfae difference Wtn a doctor and ja t9 ki that the doctor charges fi teffiag yOu to go to a warmer ell Pit. An observing newspaper has noticed that slaee ad marriage Senator Bever Jage kaa given very llttlo advice to oftog CM a. orae tneit noer learn how to suffer BfTenee. A Denver mnn bus mude jbnVHc complaint Uiat bis wife spanks Jt the grif germ would only moke n Warning noise, something like a rattle fcjaie, everybody would be loss afraid flft )i poMtlcian who declares that It Is taaesstble te make $1,000,000 honestly li goiag to saake friends among those wV tiawe a sullllon. Waea al liars are prohibited from ptfeng, as suggested by n Boston mnn, h WH hare to alt up very late await pf for election returns. typesetter committed suicide the it iay because hla work was full of yn. zm sever near or a basebnu dajrer tflUbmg bis own life for n almilnr Htm. nomtn arrested for forging charts ft tike eommltted the crimes because 111 we toady. Still, aome people pre- belaf leaely to getting Into bad IjjpapBvy. The fflasjatsh we use in this country yvnetteaUf the fame that Is used In for1 an a. It U the alang preraUIng fhe tew countries that ls nnfortu aiey a Afferent. Qk muzzle of a loaded gun bla cheat, a man attempted to Ma friends that It could not be off at half cock. He was ltd fen fee family plot m examination of the brain of a Jet-man scientist who spoke fifty lan- iages Aaclosea the fact that it was of rtflnany size, shape and texture. It BOufB be explained, however, that the never mastered alang. 'tJalte State authorities have de ortefl a boy to Russia seven times. eat time he comes they onght to Wm stay, A youngster of bis per- aud determination has tbe ldbf of a good citizen In him. Xltboogb la foreign countries and lu M&e Bar) of our own land a birth Is lOtraoed In the newspapers as a mat- tt of eaorse, a New York man who timet Ve arrival of hla first boy 10W drabta the wladom of pursuing 111 practice In large cities. Within a prtnlght he had had calls from thlr- anlcetnen, and received thirty-alx wd circulars, and fifty-eight all aiming to promote the In- t health or happiness by the said stmt article of merchandise. "Wat Is a titled aristocrat r ahouts fe fenHemaa npon the floor of Congress, fat every good American answers that M H Baching whatever, and choers right lust as the orator belabors the g&erleu girt who goes title hunting n Europe, or who is captured by a L0n6w of heiresses In America. And Ftt a nob of B.000 persons, la the larg est city America, disputes ground wltb an army of policemen with clubs p aa effort to see a real live nobleman.' roe crewa Is not com Dosed of th afoeat of tbe common people. Great ' latareat la not displayed In a prince ! the blood In any European capital iaa the populace of New York manl- esta la the obscure Doaseosnr nt an nnimportaa title la a fourth-rate BordpMn country. tha folly of the king system of gov frnment l Illustrated In the caso of ortugatf. Because an 18-vear-old hn Lappens te be the son of bis father he pecomes the head of the nation. With out experience, with Immature facul- llea, without proof of aptitude, without evidence ef the proper sort of character te Is Marched into a seat on the th It la all very well to Bay that he is but 1 ngnrehcfld; that the real rrsnonslblll te of fiie government will he bomo by sioer man; init lie is the ruler of Por tugal In nume only, but thut does not Vindicate the soundness of the monar chical Idea. If he Is to be the actual tiead of the government the plan of elv- Jng him euch a position merely becuuse pe is who lie Is liecomes for thut ren Bon peculiariy absurd. If lie Is not to be the actual chief of the government. but an oraauuut only, tbe absurdity of the thing la Just us clear, for what is tbe use of having a kiug If somebody else is to do the workT A king under luch circumstances becomes a rbltculoai superfluity and a sort of relic of tin; old days ef popular servility to a flctl Uoos "tlhrine right" The declaion of the United States Su preine court In an Oregon ense affecting the lalxnr of womon will etstubllKh principle of fur reucblug lutliii iu-e. Tbo state pasxed a luw forbidding employ ers from forcing women to work uiore than tea hoars a day. A 1'ortluud laundryiuuu questUmed the constitu tlonullty of this law. He declured thut It put a limitation unou the ovr of Contract, from the Supreme Court of On-gon the case reached tbe highest national tribunal. That IhhIv has do- cided lu favor of the statu legislation. The oplniou of tbe court, as stuted by Justice Brewer, calls attention to tbe tact that tbe rl(;lits of wonu-n can 110 iore be Infringed than tbuev f men, gain Ittde to r But on many a ceo ants women are en titled to greater protection than men. Whatever theories may be advanced in connection with women's rights, the facta remain that the sexes differ In atructure of body, in physical strength. In the capacity for Jong continued labor, particularly that done standing. The difference is marked when there Is consideration of the Influence of vig orous health upon, the future well being of the race, the self-reliance which cu allies one to assert full rights and tbe capacity to maintain the struggle for subsistence. Because of these reasons ihe court declares that legislation In boh 11 If of women may be sustained even If similar legislation Is not required for men and could not be sustained. The difference in laws for men and women Is Justified by the Inherent differences of sex. If some of the burdens which rest upon women are peculiarly heavy tbey ought to have compensation In other directions. There has long been recognition of the principle that child labor should have its own laws and should not be put npon the same plane as that of adults. This decision places the labor of women In a distinct cate gory also. It dors not deprive a state of the right to refuse to enact laws regulating women labor, but it makes It certain that Htate laws regulating the labor of adult women which differ from thoHp affecting niiuit mafes, will not be set ntjldc by the federal Supreme Court. A state legislature rt,oy enact such a law, however, and state Su preine Court hold It unftiiiHtltuttonal. That was the case In Cinols. Its Su preme Court mudo short work of a law regulating the hours women should work on the ground that It was an nlawful Interference with tbe right f an adult to dlsiHise of her labor. Home state Supremo Courts have taken the Illinois view of the case, while others have been of n contrary opinion. Probably In time there will bo a gener al acceptance of the principles enuncia ted by the Supremo Court of the Unit ed States. The reosons asserted by the court will be recognized every where as having great force. They will make their appeal to the better Judg ment of all. Whatever tbe theories advanced La favor of substantial equali ty of women and men in political, per sonal, and contractual rights, the fun damental differences of sex will con tinue to exist and will be considered as Important In shaping laws. FAMILY LIFE IN FKANCE American life Is not such as Ameri can newsiMipers would lead a strunger to Infer. Neither does French life seem such us strangers Infer who know It only from a certain class of French novels. The French, we have leen ac customed to fancy, writes Prof. Uarrett Wendell In "The France of To-Duy," do not know what we mean by home. But those who do speak English have no conception of what the Freuch moan by foyer. In tenderness of sentlmeut in instant apical to emotions of endur ing purity, one word Is as beautiful as tbe other. The love of French parents for their children, and of French children for thefr parents, Is beyond dispute. But even in Its most closely Intimate aspect. It never forgets that tbe parent In tho parent aud tbe child the child. Tho fact of authority implies tbe right to formal respect as well as to obedi ence. The fact that you belong to an or ganized social group the while, Implies your duty, whatever your station there in, to conduct yourself with courteous consideration for the other members of It This, too, neither parent nor child ever suffers himself to forget. Tho great and affectionate pleasure of French domesticity Is of a kin which could not exist if conventions were too much neglected. The result Is that In the full security of the foyers, the French seem surrounded by something like the pleasures and the limitations which make at onco agree able and a sbude monotonous our Amer ican experiences In general society. And Just as a good Frenchwoman must be daughter, mother, sister as truly and as devotedly as she must Ik? wife and partner, so a gmwl Krenebman must be not only husband, but son, ton, and father and brother. In France. where the family Is so deeply rooted lu national affection, no man can neg lect Ids homely domestic duties without braving public opinion. Veteran Many's the time I've made the enemy run. Listener Yes? veteran And once tbey nearly cuugbt me! Mystery A boat Deaths. Fou rdeatlm ure known to be directly attributable to exMsuru to tho X-rays. There Is a mystery about these cases. the d Incline being unknown to medical science, though It Is believed to Involve some great principle of life. Dr. Wei gel, the president of the Hoehester Academy of Medicine aud the Aiuerl can Orthoptillc Society, was the lust victim. Tli Turning of th Worm. Molile l wish you were more like Mr. Simpson. Coddle My dear, if were more like Mr. Simpson, I should have married a woman more like Mrs, Simpson. St. Louis 1'ost-Dlspatch. As a rule, the farmer who spends great deal of hi time lu town, doesn't speud very much money. K arrow Useap. life BiiH Opinions of LANDLORDISM IN AMERICA MKHICAXS have long been fluttering them selves on buvltig escuiietl the evil of Old World landlordism. When tbe flat aud the Al J opaitnient bouse begun homesteads In the cities tenancy was Inevitably of existence, the saying secure n foothold the ICuropenii system might gain in cen ters of iMpulution, the American fanner would eternally be lord of his own domain. l!ut. alas for this short sighted optimism! F.ven while the men are exulting over the record-breaking crops aid incredible wealth of our farmers, hindlords and tenants are multiplying rap idly In agricultural regtors. A significant summary of facts has Just been given In the Popular Science Monthly by Prof. Homer C. Pibe, of Ohio Slab 1'niverslty. Eight years ago more than thlrl.v-tlvc farms out of every one hundred were operated by tenants, while per cent of all farm lands (I. v.. both developed and undeveloped acreage) was rented to transient occupants. Iturnl land lordism Is thrice as prevalent in this "land of economic freedom" as in overprpulated Cet-iiiany, and statistics taken to-day would probably kIiow that the high tenancy rate of France (47.1; per cent) is almost. If not quite, (jttuled. When It is considered that tbe relative num ber of tenants lias been Increasing In spite of the millions ef acres taken tip annually for forty years in homestead grants, the magnitude of this economic transformation bocomea still more impressive. New York Tribune. THE ARMY PAY QUESTION. NTr,i:i:sTlN; facts unit figures upon which the ohVers of the army and the War De partment bane their claims are given in n circular Just compiled by Captain Johnson Hagood, of the Coast Artillery Corps, at tbe direction of the department. - Among other things. Capt. Hagood shows that the prlvutes, corporals and sergeants receive less money to day tbun they did forty years ago. For the line of the army It Is c...wn that the base pay for u private is $13 a month. From 1S04 to 1S71 the pay of a private wits $10. y In the engineer corps, tiowever, the private now re ceives $17 a month, while n 'first-class private in the hospital corps receives $18 a month. At the end of the third year the private In the Infantry, cavalry aud Held artillery receives $14 a month, aud the compensation in creases to $--, which Is given at the end of tbe twenty flftn year of service. After the thirtieth year and until tbe thlrty-ffth year of service $i!.'J Is given. Small ad ditional monthly pay is given to the men in the various grades for high qualifications in target practice, foreign service, for certificates of merit, for distinguished serv ice and for extra duty not of a military character. What the government allows the soldier in uddltlon to his own pay and what the enlisted men must pay for is also showu. Tbe allowance consists of clothing, rations, lodging, medical attention and medical supplies. The allowance for clothing, it is stated, 0 mounts to an av The married man looked doubtful aud rubbed his chin thoughtfully be fore replying. "But what do they want light dresses for now?" he asked. "They don't need them now, my dear," explained his wife, with gentle toleration, "but they're going to need them by spring. Don't you understand that?" "It's a long time till spring," said the married man. "What's the use of rushing the season?" "I don't call It rushing the season to buy the material," said Ids wife. Tho dresses needn't be made up yet." "Then why buy them?" "Because it will do a saving of money. If I waited until all tbe spring Stocks were lu I should have to pay more. Don't you think that Is a pretty good reason? Besides, I want to have pleuty of tlmo to make them. You're always telling mo that I put every thing off to the lust minute. I cun get a dressinnker a good deal cheaper, too." "How much do you think you will save?" asked the man. "Let me see," said his wife, knit ting her brows. "I'll have to think n moment or two. Well. I might save 10 or 12 cents on u yard. That ought to be worth saving." "I suppose so," admitted the man, "but that doesn't tell me how much. How many yards do you think you are going to need?" "That's what has been worrying me," said his wife. "You we, I cun't tell for certain Just how full skirts are go ing to be. If I only knew .that I could figure It out pretty well. An other thing Is that I don't seem able to make up my mind whether plaits Will be quite the thing for Isabel. That would make a difference, too. I could get plenty, though, and then If there was some left over It wouldn't matter so much, considering what I pay for It Perhaps thirty yards would do." "That would mean $3 saved," said the man. "Of course, there may be a big re duction In embroideries later on,' mused ids wife. "I don't believe I've got a scrap auywhero that I can use on any of their old things. me see, did I give that mull to Dora when she was here last summer, or didn't I? I kuow I lutended to, but whether I did or not I can't think now. Please put down thut paper and take a little Interest lu wlmt I'm telling you. Don't you think yourself that It will lie bet ter to get the goods now? 1 don't want to do it if you dou't think It would be Wise." "If It's going to save money go ahead sad get them, of course," replied the man. "I believe I will, then," decided his wife. "I could put the $3 that I would save on a llttlo extra trimming. There's the chance that they might not be wearing that material, of course, and then, as I say, there's the embroidery I wonder If Miss MausllI is busy now I don't sui)iose she is." She looked inquiringly at her hus baud, who couched behind his hand. Great Papers on Important Subjects. GROWINQ. erage of $r4.43 s man, suftklent for the average man, aud lucjmles nil the uniform the soldier wears. He is not provided with handkerchiefs, towels or toilet articles, six'h as soap, brushes and rigors. AH alterations to uni form must be made at the soldier's expense, to be de ducted from his monthly pay. It Is stated that nearly all uniforms must be altered before used, and no pro vision is nwido for retiring, pressing or cleaning cloth ing or repaiiLng shoes, nations furnished to the soldier are valued at ubout 20 cenr a day, and the purchase of additional food Is another source of expense to the land lighters. Bnpklyn rJtandard-Unton. to crowd out old aud to suggest tuat the coming mode was IhH, however EBB AND HI immigration Into the United States in 1817 above the 2(K),000 mark for the first time In the country's history, and when the abortive Insurrections lu Austria, Hun gary, Prussia, Bavaria and other European countries io 1848-40 reinforced the Irish Inpour and scut the Immigra tion nbove the .'JUO.OOQ line in 1850, and above 400,000 In 1S."1, many persons feared that the alien deluge would overwhelm America and subvert Its Institutions. Then started that wave of nativlsm which resulted lu the es tablishment of the secre, oath-bound Know-Nothing par ty, which swept Massachusetts and several other Stste9 in 185-1 and 1S55, and which, under the name of the American party, polled 675,000 votes for Fillmore for President In LS56. The civil war and the necessity of getting 11 r m&ny soldiers from all elements killed riativ Isni, and, except in a few feeble and sporadic outbreaks, it has not reappeared since. Leslie's Weekly. T m 2FJ very rich nation cannot afford to go to war, either. This Inhibition arlse3 from two causes, one direct, the other Indirect The direct Inhibition is the tremendous cost of war, and the consequent confusion Into which the war bill throws the financial arrangements of even the richest uations of modern times. Ureat Britain, in even her small war with the Boers, was obliged to strain her creilit somewhat, and had the humiliation of seeing her consols go below par. This was almost as unflattering to England as the loss of a battle by the blundering Buller. The indirect inhibition upou war is found in tho fact that victorious nations can no longer recoup themselves for the expenses out of the loser. Minneapolis Journal. "You don't think 1 ought to get them now?" she asked. "I said, 'Oo ahead and get them,' didn't I?" "Oh, I know, but then I don't be lieve you want me to. I shouldn't want to if It wasn't such a bargain. I wish I knew about Miss Manslll. I suppose I could get Mrs. Dickbody, but she always charges so much and I don't know Just when I could have either of them. There's the club to entertain next week and Isabel wants to give that tea. If I had to get a lot more of the stuff than I needed I wouldn't save so much ; In fact, I mightn't save anything." "if I thought that I wouldn't bother now," said the man. "I know you wouldn't but If I can save money I think it's my duty to try to save It. No, I couldn't get Miss Manslll. I remember now that Mrs. Webster told me she was going to get her to sew for a couple of weeks. There's one thing about Mrs. Dick- body; slie's satisfactory. But, then, my goodness, she ought to( be. James, I wish you would tell me what to do." "My dear," said the man, "do exact ly us you pleose." 'And let you read," supplemented his wife. "You never will take any Interest when I try to economize." Cblcogo Dally News. CHILD MARRIAGES IN MEXICO. Women Over Thirty Have Not Much i'hanee of Uelnic Wedded. Not the least of the romantic fea tures of the marriages of Mexico are tbe ceremonies uniting children. The marriage of 'girls over 12 yeurs of age and boys 14 Is permitted, und most marriages In Mexico come In early life, There are about 170 to ISO marriages a mouth in this cupllal, a ridiculous proportion In view of the fact that the (Mtpulatinn by the census of 1900 was 550,000 and is now probably nearer (100,000. This small proportion of legal marriages Is due largely to the expense attending a religious ceremony, for the pi-on is educated to believe that the legal marriage Is not sacred without the church service. Hence, when he cahnot have the church service he does not bother to have tbe official, which is not exiM'iislve, Hrformcd. The general age for women to marry In Mexico is nlsmt 20. The statistics for the last two months show tho fol lowing figures ou tbe marrying of women : From 12 to 20 years, 33; from 21 to 30 years, 102; from 31 to 45 years, 24; from 40 to 00 years, G. No woman over 00 wus married dur ing this imtIoiI. As U seen from these figun1, the number of women who mar ried a from 21 to 30 years is greater than uuy other. Tho age at which most women marry In Mexico is from IS to 21. It Is to be observed that in the higher classes tho girls marry gen erally when over 20, and some of them narly 30 and over 30, while In tbe middle class a great majority of the womeu nuirry before they ure 20 years old. Among the lower class, on the con trary, the number of girls who marry before 20 Is considerable, aud mauy of them marry at 13, It and even 12 years. The most recent cases of girls murrled at 13 and Id are observed among the middle' class aud lower class FLOW OF IMMIGRATION. HAT Immigration flood of 1,283,000 people in the fiscal year 1JJ07, which ended oo June 30, and which left all the records far behind, attracted far less attention tbaa did the inrush of a quarter of tho.se di mensions half a century ago. When the potato famine In Ireland In 181(1 sent the DOLLARS JIEEP THE PEACE. HE frequeut reference to dollars as the sinews of war has tended to obscure a larger truth with reference to money namely, that it Is the foundation of peace. While it is true that a very poor country in these times dares not go to war with a rich neighbor, it Is Just as true that a people. One of these Is Angela Car- niona, who married at 15 years; an other is a Spanish girl, Rosarlo Gom zales, who married at 16, and another is tnot or Eduarda Uutierrez, who mar- t0 e tue dostroyer of the Spanish Ar ried at 11. ,,,i!i in venrs to come, set sail from As to the men, the age at which they generally marry Is also from 21 to 30 years. The statistics for the last two monuis snow tnat tne number of men married at different ages was as ronows: roin 11 ro u years, o ; rrom 21 to 30 years, 00 ; from 81 to 45 years, o ; over 00 yeurs, . It is seen that the proportion of men marrying before 80 years Is strong, al- though it is not as heavy ob that of the women married under that age The proportion of women married under 30 yesrs Is 130 to 29, while the same pro- portion among the meu is 05 to 70. In Mexico a woman above 30 Is con- sldered as not having much chance of uimwc, .- " the chances are not great beyond 25 o.oi r.ln TTaru M "nftTTTf1 TTTOTTnT wvvnwv The Washington Star calls the fol- lowing a "Boomerang Joke." The re- turn hit therein cited is certainly deel- elve and deserved. The story was told by Mark Twain as a retort administer- ed to a fellow passenger on a steamer, who had injudiciously Informed tho humorist that he looked seasick. Said Mr. Clemens: It never pays to tell people tint they do not look well. A younir mf.n In a certain New York office put ud a Joke on the bookkeeper, who was a quiet, steady, Berlous chap. The Joke was for every one to tell the vlctira that he looked very, very bad lndetd. It was wondered what effect this would have. It was a hot August morning when the Joko began. Tho office boy started it "Ain't ye well, Mr. Quill?" he said. "Yes, of course. Why?" Quill asket "Why, ye look bo pale," said the boy. "I feel all right," returned Quill, calmly, and he put on bis office coat and set to work. But when the shipping clerk told him be looked 111, Quill frowned aud Bald he had had a bad night that was all. When the cashier asked him what made him have such a queer color, he said his heart felt strange. For an hour or so Quill was torment ed with auxlous inquiries, full of gloomy foreboding about his health. Finally, with an Impatient, worried gesture, he threw down his pen and hastened to the oltlce of the chief. He wus gone about five minutes. When he returned the chief was with him. "Men," said the chief, raising bis band to command the attention of all, "as Mr. Quill la sick, I hare granted him a ten days' leave of absence. Please arrange to divide Lis work equally among you while he is gone." Schoolmaster Now, can any of you tell me whether there Is a connecting link between the animal and vegetable kingdoms? Small Boy Yes. sir, pleuse; there's bash! London Opinion. It never inspires a boy to bear his jcirenti talk of the money they are laying by for his education. Improved Clear Tip. In the manufacture of cigars paste s generally used lit the tips to secure ;lie wrappers In place. An Improved method of binding the wrupiers to the filler has been Invented and pat ented by a Phila delphia man, which Is very sim ple, and at the same time ettlclent. beside eliminat ing the pasting heretofore neces sary. He employs t'lUAB TIP. it metallic tip, cone-shal, which is adapted to be slipped over the1 end of the cigar around tbe wrapper. The tip lis provided with spurs, that penetrate rhu wrapper and filler und hold the de vice on the clgor till it is ready for use. The smoker can then readily de tach it. Any desired material can be used to form the tip, the latter con forming to the shape of the end of th.--Igar. Tin- tip Is also useful to display :h( name of the brand of cigar, as well is the name of the manufacturer, In dace of the ordinary paper band. .Novel IlnitdbUK. Pickixx'kets will be up against a bard problem when they tackle a woman with a pooketbook equipped with the safety lock shown in the Illustration, the Invention of a Pennsylvania man. This novel and useful construction of a handle can be employed In con nection with any type or form of bag, valise or oth er portable recep tacle. There is no IMHsibility of the NOVEL HAND UAO. bag being opened without the knowl edge of the person currying It. The handle is In two sections, which nre hollow, und have locking latches ope'v atlug In connection M ith a catch In the Interior of the bag. To open the bag the outer hollow portions of the handle are swung outward, releasing tho latch es. The bag Is then opened in tbe us ual way. Obviously, it would be im possible to open tbe bag without re moving the hand from the handle. Nat- 1 A FBEE LANCE OF THE SEA ln th month of December. 1577, Mas- L.r prancls Drake, who was destined Plymouth harbor ln command of the iviican the Elizabeth, nnd three small- er vessels. As in every expedition ln .. htch he had a free hand, says Captain jact Brauti, in his recent book, "The Vrpa r,,inCes" Drake's squadron was tne very ijeBt in eVery particular that h(, spnt out Gf England. His snips .. new weu found, and the very iatost siieclmeus of the naval archl- tecture 0f the time, 8alt.water soldier of fortune as- , hU pr,vate ar- riiuemelnt8 uig tabie furniture was "J Llld sliver To be sure, he had anJ 1)ke tue couaucr. P J . t h shod hls hor8eB . ,Q1i,,a met.nl had Ue so ae- l"' l. f f,lft fmtshines of BirCU. 1" " . the cook's galley were of plate, borne idea of the state he kept may be gath ered from the following letter from a Spanish officer whom they captured daring the voyage: . . it.. f ..1 mnn lu Q "The geuerai or me r.nB'"","j"-" - C0Usln of Juan Aqulues" which Mr. Brand Interprets as John Hawkins, jje 3 the same who five years ago Sombre de Dlos. He must be a IIinn of about 35 years, short, with a ruddy beard, one of the greatest ma- there is ou tue sea, auh.e noiu ul9 8vill and his power of command. I His ship is a galleon or bdoui rour uundred tons (three hundred tons over i imnted J. B.), a very rast saner, nd there are aboard her a hundred nien, all skilled hands and or a wonme e. and all so well trained thai they might be old soldiers of the Italian tertlas. Every one Is specially careful to keep his harquebuss clean, "He treats them with affection and tbey him with respect. He carries with him nlue or ten gentlemen, cadets of high families In England. These are members of his council, and he calls them together upon all occasions, bow- ever simple, and although be takes counsel from no one. he Is pleased to hear their opinions before issuing his orders. "lie Is served with much plate with gilt borders and tops and engraved with his arms, and has all possible kinds of delicacies and scents, many of which he says the queen gave him "Noue of the gentlemen sit or cover In his presence, without first being or dered once and even several times. "The galleon carries about thirty pieces of heavy ordnance and a large quantity of fire works (hand-grenades J. B.) nnd a great deal of ammunl tlon and other necessaries. They dine and Bup to the music of violins; and be carries all the appliances of carpenters and caulkers, so as to careen hla ship when there Is occasion. His sTirp is not only of the latest type, but sheath ed. He keeps very strict discipline and punishes the slightest fault. "He has painters, too, who sketch all the coast ln Its proper colors. This troubled me to see most of all, be cause it was so true to nature that whosoever follows him can by uo means lose his way." The total number of souls In the lit tie armada wus something under om hundred and seventy. urully, pickpockets could not open the bag without detection. Self-toaains; Cart. In the illustration below is shown 1 self-loading cart, the most recent ot tne many aovices uesigneu o uo ni with hand labor. A Pennsylvania man' la responsible foi tbe complicate piece f lngeuuit which, he says will guther up dirt or any articlo and deposit it automat ically In the car Tho npparatij Is placed In the rear new cabt. 0f tbe cart and consists of n collector which connoctsj with gears, wheels and other operating paraphernalia. The collector gfttherj up the dirt etc., as the cart is moving, ruises It over tin; dashboard and dumps It Any ordinary enrt equipped with, the apparatus can collect a load In A very few minutes. Of course, it Is un necessary for the driver to dismount during the operation. When the cart Is filled, levers are dlsengoged and the apparatus temporarily put out of com mission until the cart Is emptied and ready for the next loud. Pen and Pencil Holder. Among the recent improvements In office desk accessories is a pen and pencil holder patented by a New York man and shown . in the illustrat loo. Instead of pro miscuously drop ping pencils and, penholders all over the desk, where they are Invariably lost in the debris of letters, etc., the holder provides a oooD hold kr. convenient resting place, where they are readily accessi ble when needed. The holder consists of n wooden stand, from which extends n wire frame, the front of which is bent Into numerous corrugations. Tho pencils and penholders are supported upon the holder by wire clips with, hooks, the latter being secured on the end of the pencil. The holder is placed on the desk where the pencils and pen holders cun be readily grasped when wanted. WORK A DAY FOR. NOTHING. How Leap Year Cheat Hard Work ers of Money. Does It ever occur to people that leap year may, and generally does, touch their pockets appreciably? Those wage earners who are paid every Fri day or Saturday suffer nothing because they nre paid for the extra day they have to live during the year. But those in receipt of monthly or quarterly checks for salary are different, for they lose the payment for the extra day's work. Employers are naturally fergetful of such little matters and employes are not so long sighted as they might lie. if we may Judge from the fact tbnt when engagements nre entered into and wnrrnets made for a term of years no account Is taken of that extra day la leap year. A simple calculation shows that a person earning 1,000 a year, paid monthly, quarterly or annually, finds himself out of pocket to the extent of 2 15s as the result of leap year, und, of course, the larger- the Income the greater the loss. The chancellor of the exchequer dealing with millions of the nation's money is not slow to appreciate the im portance of leap year. Taking last year's budget figures as a basis, tho extra day would mean an Increase of some 397,000 ln gross revenue and of 382,000 ln expenditures. Interesting, too, is it to figure out what leap year meana in regard to our foreign trade. Taking again the figure of our last financial year, It will be found that one day's extra Imports amount to the huge sum of 1,544,000 asd one day's extra exports to 1,202, 000. Thus from the mere fact of its being leap year our total foreign trade ought to be 2,750,000 sterling greater this year than last. London MaiL Foil of Ilemlnlacence. At the different army stations in the West It is the practice for the officers ou leaving their post for some distant station to sell off everything they do not core to keep. In connection with this custom ln "Reminiscences of a Sol dier's Wife," Mrs. Ellen Blddle tells an amusing story. There was a very estimable woman living at the garrison, a veritable Mrs. Malaprop. She told us of some Jewelry she hud lost, and among the things was a topuz chain with a beautiful "pendu lum." The lady held nn auction before she left, after her husband's death, and when some silver-plated knives were put up for sale, she rose, and ln a sob bing voice said: "O dear, no! I can not sell them! They have been in dear John's mouth too often!" A. Favorite !), The wedding dress of lilne poplin worn by Queen Alexandria on tho occa sion of her marriage 44 years ago, and In which tibe first won the hearts of her future subjects, is still very care fully preserved by her majesty. This dress was chosen lu compliment to Queen Victoria, who always had a love of lilac. Simple Kuouvb. "From some of the articles you read nowadays you would think that the ideal place for existence was in a feeble-in 1ml di institution." "Why so?" "Because there everybody leads the simple life." Baltimore American, 9 ml 4$ 3BL