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Contrary to Guy'a erpectatlona, Ajrnea tod not refuse to let Jennie go for a ride, particularly aa aha had no aunplclon arhere be Intended taking her, and the little girt was soon seated by her broth ir'a alda, chatting merrily of tha differ ent things they paused upon the road. But ahen Ouy told her where they were going, anl why they were going there, the tears came at once Into ber eyen. and biding ker face In Guy'a lap, ahe nobbed bitterly. "I did like ber ao much that day," ahc aid, "and aha looked ao sorry, too. It's terrible to dial" Then ahe piled Guy with questions con cerning Mnddy'a probable future. "Would ahe go to heaven, sure?" and when Guy answered at random, Tc," she asked, "How aid be know? Had he heard that Maddy waa that kind of good which lets folka in heaven? Because, Brother Guy," and the littla preacher nestled closely to the young man, fingering hie coat buttons aa she talked, "because. Brother Guy, folka can be good that Is, not do naugh ty things and still God won't love them unlesa they I don't know what, I wlab I did." Guy drew ber nearer to him, but to that childish yearning for knowledge he could not reapond, ao be aaid : "Who taught you all this, little one? not your mother, aurcly." No, not mamma, but Miriam, the waiting maid wa left In Botou. She told ms about It, and taught me to pray dlTcrent from nmrjina. Do you pray, Brother Guy?"' The question startled the young man, who waa glad hla otachman spoke to him Juat then, asking It he - should drive through Devonshire village, or go direct to Ilouedale by a start rroute. They would go to the Tillage, Guy aaid, hoping that thus the doctor might be per suaded to accompany them. They found the ' doctor at home and willing to go with them. Indeed, n unnerved had be become listening for tha first atroke of the ball which waa t herald the death he teemed so sure, that at aaa on the point of mounting hla bora and galloping off alocA, when Guy's limitation came. It was five miles from Devonshire to Hone dale, and when tbey nuched a hill which lay half way between, Ihey stopped for a few minutes to rest the tired horses. Suddenly, aa they aat waiting, a sharp, ringing aound fell on their ears, and grunting Guy's knee, th doctor aaid, "I told you ao; Madeline Clyde ia dead." It waa the village be!i, and its twice three strokes betokened Aat It tolled for somebody youthful, somebody young, like Maddy Clyde. Jessie wopt silently, bat there were no tears In tto eyes of tbe yosng men, as with beattag hearts tbey sat listening to the sluw, solemn sound which came echoing up thn hill. There was a pause; the sexton's 4irgelik tank waa done, and now It only remained for him to strike the age, and toll how many years the departed one had numbered. "One, two, three, four, five, aix, aaveta, tight, nine, ten." Jessie counted It aloud, while every stroke fell Ilk a heavy blow upon the hearts of tbe young men, who a few weeks ago knew not that such as Maddy Clyde had ever had exist ence. How long it seemed before another stroke, and Guy was beginning to hope they'd heard the last, when again the ull. muffled sound tme floating on tbe air, and Dr. Holbrook's black, bearded Up half quivered aa be now counted aloud. One, two, three, four, five." That was all ; there It stopped ; and vaia were all their listenings to catch an other note, fifteen years, and only fif teen had passed over the form now for ever still. She was fifteen," Guy whispered, re membering distinctly to bave heard that Dumber from Maddy herself. I thought they told me fourteen, bnt of course it s she," the doctor rejoined. "Poor child, I would have given much to have saved her. Jeaala did not talk ; on4y once, when she asked Guy, if it was very far to heaven, and if be supposed Maddy had got there by this time. "We'll go just tbe same," aaid Guy. "I will do what I raj for the old man ; and ao the carriage drove on, down the hill, across the tnaadow land, and paat a low-roofed houae wboae walla Inclosed the stiffened form of Mm for whom the ball had tolled, the boy, fifteen years of see. who ti been tas patient of another than Dr. Hoibrook Maddy waa rot dead, bnt the Daroivam of reailessnws had passed, and she htv now n a heavy sleep so nearly resewbllag fleata tuat t&y wno watched, wait4 ex pectancy to a the going out of her last brea'JN. Never before had a carriage Ilka mat From Aijiensiue stopped at that hunt' ble crltage, but th neighbors thought It came merer to brine the doctor, whoa tbey fteleoaied with a glad smile, making a wa for him to paas to Maddy'a bedside. iuf m.-reu waning in me carriage un til s'h Kme as Grandpa Markham could speaA with him, but Jwsia went with tha docMr luto the sick room, startling even the fra&dmotber, aad causing her to won der who the richly dressed child could be. Oslng, doctor," aaid one of the wom en fdrmallvely, not Interrogatively; but tne doctor anook bis Head, and holding In one band his watch, he counted the faint pulae beata as with hla eye he meas ured off the minute. "There are too many here," be said "She needs the air you are breathing," and In hia siugular, authoritative way, he cleared the crowded room of the mis taken friends who were unwittlugly Dreaming up .Maddy's very life. All but the grandparents and Jessie; iiiene ns suuereu to remain, and sitting down by Maddy, watched till the long a1cea ended. Silently and earnestly the aged couale prayed for their darling, ask Ing that, if possible, she might be spared. and God beard their prayers, lifting, at last, the heavy tog from Maddy's brain, and waking her to life aad partial con sciousness. It' was Jessie who first caught the expression of tbe opening eyes, and darting forward, she . exclaimed. "She's waked up, Dr. Holbrook. She will live." Wouderlngiy Msddy looked at her, and then as a confused recollection of where they bad met before crossed ber mind. ahe smiled and said "Where am I now? Have I never com home, aud Is this Dr. Holbrook's office?" "No, no ; It's home, your home, and you are getting well," Jessie cried, bend ing over tbe bewildered girl. "Dr. Hoi' brook has cured you, and Gay la her. and I, and "Hush, you disturb her," the doctor aid, gently pulling Jeaale away, and hlnv aalf asking Msddy how she felt. tha did not recoguU hiss. 8ha n)y bad a vague Idea that he might be some doctor, but not Dr. Holbrook. sure; not the one who had ao puzzled and tortured her on a day which seemed now so far behind. From the white-haired man kneeling by tbe bedside there waa a burst of thanksgiving for the life restored, and then Grandpa Mark hum tottered from ih room, out Into the open air, whirli had never fallen so refreshingly on his tired frame as it fell now, when he first know that Maddy would live. He did not t nro for his homestead j that might go, and he still be happy with Maddy left. But He who had marked that true dis ciple's every sigh, had another good In store, willing it so tint bo:h should come together, even as the two disappointments had come hand in hand. From the soft cushions of his carriage, where he snt reclining, Guy Kemlngton saw tbe old man as he came out, and alighting at once, he accosted him pleas antly, and then walked with him to tho garden, where, on a rustic bench, built for Maddy beneath the cherry trees, Grandpa Markham sat down to rest. From speaking of Madeline it wan easy to go back to to day when Guy had first met grandpa, whose application for money he had refused. "I have thought better of It since," he said, "and am sorry I did not accede to your proposal. One object of my coming here to-day was to say that my purse is at your disposal. You can have as much os you wish, paying me whenever you like, and the bouse shall not be sold. Hlo- cuin, I understand, holds themortgoge. I will aee him to-morrow and stop the whole proceedings." Guy spoke rapidly, determined to make a clean breast of it, but grandpa under stood him, and bowing his white head upon his bosom, the big tears dropped like rain upon the turf, while bis lips quivered, first with thanks to the Provi dence who had truly done all things well, and next with thanks to his benefactor. "Blessings on your bead, young man, for making me so happy. You are wor thy of your father, and he was the best of men." "My father did you know him?" Guy asked in some surprise, and then the story came out, bow, years before, when a city hotel was on fire, and one of the guests in Imminent danger from the locality of 1 his room, and bis own nervous fear which made him powerless to act, another guest braved fearlessly the hissing flame, and scaling the tottering wall, dragged out to life and liberty one who, until that hour, was to him an utter stranger. Pushing back his snowy hair, Grad- fatber Markham showed upon his temple a long, wnite scar, oDtatnea tne nignt when be periled his own life to save that of another. There was a doubly warm pressure now of thn old man's hand, as Guy replied, "I've heard that story from father himself, but tbe name of bit pre server had escaped me. Why didn't you tell me who you were?" I thought 'twould look too much like demanding it as a right too much like begging, and I s'pose I felt too proud. Pride Is my besetting ain tbe one I pray most against." Guy looked keenly now at the man whose besetting sin was pride, and as he marked the cheapness of his attire, his pantaloons faded and short, his coat worn tkrarrn ,haj!by' bis altoes both patched at tbe toes, his cotton shirt minus a bosom, and then thought of tha hum ble cottage, with Its few rocky acres, he wondered of what be could be proud. Meantime, for Maddy, Dr. Holbrook had prescribed perfect quiet. Even Jes sie was not permitted to stay, though Maddy clung to her as to a dear friend. Ia a few whispered words Jessie had told her name, saying ahe came from Aiken- side, and that her Brother Guy was there, too, outdoors, In the carriage. "He heard bow aick you were at Devonshire, this morning, and drove right home for me to come to see you. i tola lilm of you that day In the office, and that's why he brought me, 1 guc. ieu'll like Guy, I know all tbe girls do he's ao good." Bioc ana weary as sne was, and un able aa yet to comprehend the entire maanlng of all she heard, Maddy was con selous of a thrill of pride In knowing that Quy Remington, from Aikenside, was in terested In her, and had brought bis sis ter to see her. Winding heij feeble arms around Jessie's neck, she kissed tho soft, warm cneea, ana eaia, xoull come again, I hope." Yea, every day, If mamma will let me. I don't aaind It a bit, if you are poor." "Tut, tut, little tattler I" and Dr. Hol brook took Jessie by the arm. "What makes you think them poor?" Ia the closely shaded room Maddy eonld see nothing distinctly, but she hoard Jessie's reply: "Because the plas- terfag oosues down so low, and Maddy's lnw t nty. t much bigger U" By dolly's. But I love her; don't I ' ZL " . Through the darkness the doctor caught tho sudden flash of Maddy's eyes, and something Impelled him to lay hia cool, broad hand on her forehead, aa he replied. I all my patients;" then, taking Jessie's arm, be led her out to where Guy was waluag for ber. CHAPTER VII. Had It not been for the presence of Dr. Holbrook, who, accepting Guy's in vitation to tea, rode back with him to Aikenside, Mrs. Agnes would have gone If Into a -passion when told that Jessio bad been "exposed to fever and mercy knows what." "There's no telling what one will catch among the very poor," she aaid to Dr. Holbrook, as she clasped and unclasped th heavy gold bracelets flashing on her white, round srm. "I'll be answerable for any disease Jessie caught at Mr. Markbaia's," th doctor replied. "At Mr. Who's? What did you call hlra?" Agnes asked, tbe bright color on her cheek fading as tbe doctor replied ; 'Markham an old man vho Uvea in Honedale. You never knew blm, of course. Involuntarily Agnes glanced at Guy, In whose y tber was, aa sh fancied, a peculiar expression. Could it be be knew the secret she guarded so carefully? Im possible, she said to herself; but still th whit fingers trembled as she haudled the china and silver, and for once she waa glad when th doctor took his leave, and she waa alone with Jennie. "What wa that girl's name?" ah ask ed; "the one you went to see?" . "Maddy, mother Madeline Clyde. She's ao pretty. 1 a going to so her again May ir ' ' " A roe did not reply directly, but con' tinned to question th child with regard to th oottag which Jessie thought ao funny, aisnttcf My bach, aba said, a that tbe root on one side almost toucVr! the ground. The window paam, Urt, were so very tiny, and the room wbeia Maddy lay sick was small and low. "Yes, yes, I ktiow," Agnee wild at 1H impatiently, weary of hearing of the cot tage whose bumble exterior and Interior she knew so much better than Jessie her self. But this was not to be divulged; for surely the haughty Agnes Bemington. who, in Boston, aspired to lead in society into which, as the wife of Dr. Reming ton, she bad been admitted, and who, In Aikenside, was looked upon with envy, could have nothing In common with tho red cottage or Its Inmates. So when Jessie asked again If she could not visit Maddy on tho morrow, she answered de cidedly : "No, daughter, no. I do not wish you, to associate with such people," nnd when Jessie Insisted on knowing why she must not associate with such people as Maddy Clyde, the answer was ; "Be cause you are a Remington." It was all in vain that Jessie, and even Guy him self, tried to revoke the decision. Jea oie should not be permitted to come in contact with that kind of people, ahe r?. id, or Incur tbe risk of catching that dreadful fever. So day after day, while life and health were slowly throbbing through her veins, Mnddy waited and lonjed for the little girl whose one visit to her sick room seemed so much like a dream. From her grandfather she had beard the good news of Guy Remington's generosity, and that, quite as much ns Dr. Holbrook's medi cines, helped to bring the color -back to tbe pallid cheek and the brightness to her eyes. She was asleep the first time the doc tor came after the occasion of Jessie'a visit, and he did not awaken ber ; bnt for a long time, as it seemed to Grandma Markham, who stood very little In awe of the Boston doctor, he watched her as she slept, now clasping tbe blue-veined wrist as be felt for tbe pulse, and now wiping from her forehead the drops of sweat, or pushing back ber soft, damp hair. It would be three days before h could see ber again, for a sick father 'b Cambridge needed his attention, and af ter numerous directions an to the admin istering of sundry powders and pills, ho left her, feeling that the next three da;ra would be long ones to him. When, At last, be wan about starting to visit Mad dy again, be puzzled bis brains until they fairly ached with wondering what hn could dp to give her a pleasant surprise and show that be won not an formidable a personage an her past experience might lead her to think. (To be continued.) JUST MERELY STJP1?OSISO. What Mar Happen Whom I he. Alrsh'a Han Coin to Be au Actual Fact. There ia very Hitle doubt that th airship Is an accomplished fact, nays the Century. - What boota a year or two when time ia flying as swiftly as It doei nowadays? But bu anyone considered the new dangers that will follow In the wake of the new machines? Does anyone im agine that life for him will be the old, care-free existence that it has been for most of us; that when the air Is filled with iron and steel and wood, man will go his way, unheeding upper ether as of old? Of course, In the very nature of things, the first to equip themselves with aerial racers will be the reckless devils who now run gasoline jugger nauts on our highways. Is It not easy to imagine what tbey will do when they get up in the air? Will life on the surface of the earth hare any semblance of safety while "white englea" and "red hawks" are careering In upper air, spilling out tools and now and then an occupant? In these pleasant days, If a man is walking about New York all he has to think of aro the trolleys, the motor cycles, tho ordinary wheels, the auto mobiles, tbe dear old horse cars, and the other horoe-drawH vehicles, Includ ing the fire engines and the ambulances. If he Is alert and spry his chance of life Is ns good as that of a soldier In a secondary airnilflh. Ills adversaries are all on tha level, so to speak, and ho can see what Is coming without ralslny his eyes to heavn, a thing that man kind fell out of the habit of doing ages ago. But with thn tipper air full of ships arid the ships full of people and many of tfte peopla full of the Intoxication born of fre Ufa In the void, why, I would not write any pedestrian's Insur ance without charging a prohibitive premium. Let us suppose) two Irresponsible la an airship. "Hand mo that wrench, Bill. There'a something th matter with this nut and I want to take It off. Look out 1 Gee I Yon just missed hitting that chimney. Can't you steer? . Oh, you careless Idiot t What did you drop that wrench for? It struck the north light In that studio building. Let's get away, quick. Til bet that you've killed the artist at work to say nothing of losing the only wrench wa have. Hell, did you see that? An old chap fell out of that pink machine, and I'm blamed If ha didn't grab the spire of Grace Church, and there ho 1st" "Shall we rescue him?" "Rescue nothing. What's the matter with bis own people doing It?" 'Well, I'm going down there after that wrench. I don't see any commo tion arouud that stuidlo building. Guess wa didn't kill anyone." The airship turns, goes back, drops until It Is about fire feet above tbe ground-glass north light, and then tbe man who dropped the wrench, making a cone of his hands, calls out : "Say, you artist below there, did you hear anything drop?" A moment later a skylight Is opened and an exclrad man In a blue blouse makes his appearance. "Did you drop that wrench?" "Yes; awfully sorry. Did you find It?" "I came near finding It on my head, and if you war in a balloon Instead of an airship I'd put you out of commis sion. Confound you all I Life Ixu't worth living since you left the high ways." x "Let's hav the wrench, that's a good fellow." ttspaaatv. "Our time la uiontiy," grumbled tha, collector. Then," replied taw debtor, "bow can, you afford to wasto ao much of It chasing maT-Pblladalohl Ledgart Old Favorites Lips that Touch I.lqoor. You are coming to woo me, but not ni of yore. . When I hastened to welcome your ring at tbe door; For I trusted that he who stood waiting me then Was the brightest, tbe truest, the noblest of men. Your lips on my own. when tbey printed "Farewell," Had never been noiled by "the beverage of bell ;" But they come to me now with bacchanal nlgn, And the lips that touch liquor must never touch mine. think of that night in the garden alone, ' When in whispers you told me your heart was my own. That your love in the future should faith fully be 5'nshared by another, kept only for me. )h, sweet to my soul is tbe memory still, Of the lips which met mine when they murmured "I will, But now to their pressure no more they Incline, For the lipn that touch liquor must never touch mine. O, John ! how it crushed me, when first in your face The pen of tho Rum Fiend had written "disgrace," And turned me in silence and tears from that breath, AU poisoned and foul from the chalice of death. It scattered the hopes I had treasured to last, It darkened the future and clouded the past ; It shattered my idol and ruined the shrine. For the Hps that touch liquor must never touch mine. I loved you, ob, dearer than language can tell, And you saw it, you proved it, you knew It too well ; But the man of my love was far other tban he Who now from the "tap-room" comes reeling to me ; In manhood and honor so noble and right i His heart was bo true and his genius so bright And his soul was unstained, unpolluted by wine. But the lips that touch liquor must never touch mine. You promised reform, but I trusted in vain ; Your pledge was but made to be broken again; And the lover ao false to his promises now, Will not, as a husband, be true to bis TOW. The word must be spoken that bids you depart- Though In silence,, with blighted affec tion, I pine, Yet the lips that touch liquor must never touch mine. If one spark in your bosom of virtue remains Go fan it - with prayer till it kindle again ; Resolved, with "God helping," in future to be From wine and its follies unshackled and free I And when you have conquered this foe of your soul In manhood and honor beyond his con trol This heart will again beat responsive to thine, And the lips free from liquor will be wel come to mine. CAUGHT THIEF WITH MUCILAGE. Mall Opener lleacaled Envelopes and Gum Gave lllua Away. An Incident the otbe day recalled to United States District Attorney Fran cis H. Parker the time, a few years ago, when the officials of the PostotTiee Department at Washington were arous ed because of tbe frequent complaints from a section of Colorado that money was being stolen from the mails, says the Hartford Couraut. The ofUctuts put the most shrewd detectives In the gov ernment service on the Job, but It was several months before tbe man who was stealing tne money was appre hended. In telling the story Mr. Parker said that the cities and towns In Colorado having banks are not aa close together as they are in the eastern country, and so a grout deal more money Is sent in letters out west than In the east In the section of Colorado spoken of the thief would tuke tbe money from the envelopes, then reseal the envelopes and let the envelope minus the money go on to tbe person to whom It had been addressed. Then In a few days there would be a howl. The detectives which the government tad In the west were put on the job: but they could uot locate the thief. Then detectives from the east were sent to Colorado and they consulted the western men. Tlie government was baffled and, as the reports of thieving continued, there was Indignation on tho part of the officials In the postofnee de partment. Oae of the detectives who were work lng on the case had some Idea of cliem lstry. lie wrote to Washington that ho bad conceived an Idea by which he thought he could get the guilty party but It would take time to bave his plan worked out. Tbe.person who was taking the mon y wus shrewd, but at tbe same time he played his game loosely. Just why lie allowed the envelopes to go through the malls after he had taken the money from them the detectives could not understand. He was very clever at opening the letters and he used care In reseating them. The way the detective suggested to tbe postofflce authorities to get the man was to have an analysis made of the mucilage by which the envelopes had beeu resenled. Then Inspectors went to th postofllee through which tbe nhled letters washed and, uukuown to those connected with the office, they got some of the mucilage used In each office. These different samples of mucilage were analysed and just one sauiplo bowed tb san. aualysla aa tha mud! age with which (lie envelopes had been reseu led. A watch was then kept on tho ofllce and n few days later the guilty man wnn caught. He was sentenced to prison. VERMONT'S FI313T STATE HOUSE, nnnahtera of Ihe Metolnllon Plan lo Save Ihe Historic Dnlldlnsj. As the result of efforts by the Ver mont brunch of the Daughters of thf American .Itpvolutlca to lmv lh quaint, historic lilldlng In Rutland which constituted Vermont's first slat house, set nshlo and turned Into n tub 11c museum of antiquities, It Is likely that the project will take concrete form n the near future, says the Boston ilohe. V The picturesque old structure was erected 132 years ao mid Is located u the heart of the city. It Is a most titerestlng relic of colonial times. Inside Its w?'ls th? Aft LejNl.iturd of the Green Mot;.. tain State was con vened In 17S4-17S(1. The next sesl'n was Ii.'ld nt Windsor during the brief icrlod when the tdntohouse was In con trol of the "nntl court mob." Ia 17W the assembly met nt Cnstlcton ami in 1702 again at Rutland, nnd I!k bps sions continued In that place thrm.h !)i. flic last session .iu Rutland was held In 1.S04. In 3S08 the present statehouHe wa erected t Montpelier. nnd tint vlt; became the lieadquaretrs of the Statt. government. The first United States District Court held in Vermont convened In the Rut and capltol on tho first Monday li May, KIM. with Nathaniel Chlpman as Judge and Frederick Hill ns clerk. The building is now occupied ns a dwelling house, and only the exterior recalls its historical nssoeintions. The Daughters of the American Rev olution plnn to raise n fund by public subscription, purchase the building and the property ndjolnlng. then found c niuscum In the old statehouse which will he of more than passing Interest to lovers of antiquities. NO RENT FOR 1,098 MONTHS. Cnmpalan of Neapolitan Tenants Are Leasvaed Airnlnat Landlord. The Naples householders have formed it league with the object of obtaining a euv.ctlon of rents and they discovered that the best method to force tho land lords to flccedo to their demands was to stop the payment of rents.. The league numbers about 2,000 members. none of whom has paid rent for the last six months, says the New York Sun. The landlords first attempted evic tion, but they failed, as the police d- i-lared that they were unable to evict ."0 families who meant fight and ex pressed their willingness to stand a siege. Next the landlords brought suit in the civil courts. The cr,so came on In due course of time, but none of the householders was present or represented. Tho landlords rejoiced nt the prosjicct of an easy vic tory. Suddenly u woman walked In. She said she was one of the 2,(MJ0 members of the league and wanted to defend her case. The Judges have to accord a reasonable period of time to the defendant In order that he may prepare bis defense. This period is generally n month. Accordingly on the woman's demand the case was adjourn ed a mouth. The month passed and the case again came on for hearing. "None of the defendants was present. The court then decided to hear the case In their ibsence, but Just then another member of the league came in. repeated the Identical performance of the previous hearing and again the casa was put off for another month. For the next 1,0!)S months a member of the householders' league will repent the trick and the case won't be heard lx-fore that time. Meanwhile the mem- lurs of the league continue not paying their rents. CHINESE FOOTBALL. It la Store I.Ike a Prolonged Itlot (huu a Paillme. "The first game of football I wit nessed upon my arrival in Chiun," ora of our consular -representatives at home for a visit remarked recently, "I mis took for a very serious riot, nnd you wouldn't' hnve blamed me, either. "In the flBftt place, I was not awa'e that the Chinese had any such ganio. but later found that It Is very topular In North China. It Is not played as is the American game, and Insoad of eleven players to the side there are fif ty. These Northern Chinese are almost giants, and every man on the team will be six feet or over In height and weigh on the average 200 pounds. There arf- no goals, side llr.es or halves. Tho game lasts until one side Is the winner, and frequently this Is not accomplished before two or three days. "The Idea of the gnme Is to force ft small wicker basket, which takes the place of our ball, into the territory of the other side this territory being one- half of the town and up and down the streets the fight rages. Each man N equipped with a whistle with which to summon assistance when too had pressed. "Stealth as well as main force may be used In getting the 'ball' In to th! enemy's country, and I know of oiie clever player who did so by passing over the roofs of the houses. As you mav imagine, a hundred giants veil lng and fighting lu the streets create some excitement. Kin Way. "He says he has never said an un kind word to his wife." "And you believe It?" i certainly do." "You must have lots of faith In hla tmthf illness?" "None at all, but I know his wife." Houston Post. Ilbrrl Orilera, Mamma Why did you eat the whole of that pie in the pantry. Willie? Little Willie t inw you toui me once nevei to do things by halves. New York Globe. There if thin about a conscience Wben it o.an hurt, 11 isn t nearly so painful aa a boil. A Domestic llreakiawa, A well known lord discovered a' thiol tn his London house. Aided by tin butler, he secured the man and tbei rang the bell. A servant appeared) whom the peer requesfeU to "go lnti" the kitchen and bring up a policemai br two" The dompslIT; returned and said there were Tio pollcemr-n on thi premises. "Wjijtt!" exclaimed hli ma ter in Incredulous ISTieai "bo fot mean to tell me that with a cook, tw scullery maids, a kitchen maid ami three housemaids In my employ then is no policeman In my kitchen? It k Indppd a mlrnclp, and our prisonei shall reap the benefit. Turner, let thi man go Instantly !" Lon don Standard I (iroi VERT BAD FORM OF ECZEMA. Suffered Three Years Physicians Did No CJood rrrfeclly Well After t'.lag Cntlcnra Remedies. "I take great pleasure In Informing you that I was a sufferer of eczema In a very bad form for the past three years. I consulted and treated with a number of physicians In Chicago, but to no avail. I commenped using the Cutlcura Remedies, consisting of Cuti cura Soap, Ointment and Pills, threa months ago, and to-day I am perfect ly well, the dlfleaso having left me en tirely. I cannbt recommend the Cutl cura Remedies too highly to anyone suffering with the disease that I have had. Mrs. Florence E. Atwood, 18 Crllly place. Chlcngo, 111., October 2, 100.". Wltnpss: L. S. Berger." What is said to be the larce'st tela. trash circuit In the world ia th.it ha. tween London and Teheran, the capital ot I'ersia. It la 4.000 milen long and la divided Into twelve sections. PILE. CURED IP! TO 14 DATS. PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any raso of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protrud- ing i-nea in o to is osjrs or money refunded. Cue. What lie Made. The possibilities of evasion held with in the precincts of the English lan guage are well demonstrated in tho re port of an accident case printed in th Philadelphia Ledger. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to cross-examine a Swede who hnd been subpoened by the other side as a witness. "Now, Andersen, what do you do?" asked the lawyer. . "Sank you ; Aw am not vara well." ' "I didn't ask you how is your health but what do you do?" "Oh, yss; Aw work." ' "We know fhat, but what kind ol work do you do?"' "Puddy hard work ; It ees puddy hard work." 4 "Yes, -but do you drive a team, or do you work on the railroad, or do yon handle a machine, or do you work In a factory?" "Oh, yas; Aw work In a factory." "Very good. What kind af a factory?- "It ees a very big fact'ry." "Your honor," Bald the lawyer, ad dressing tbe court, "If this keeps oa I think we shall have to have aa In terpreter." Then he turned to the witness. "Look here, Andersen, "what do yon do In that factory? What do yon make?" "Oh, yas; Aw un'erstan'. You vant to know vat Aw make In fact'ry, eh? "Exactly. Now tell us what yon make." "Voa dollar and a half a day." All the M ore Deserving. Woman of the House A big, strong man like you going around begging I You ought t be ashamed of yourself 1 Tuffold Kontt (-touching his eyes with a grimy handkerchief ) I am, mum. It mortifies me 'most to death. Folks glner ly treats m well on that account, mum. m Ap.isr. "What now, Rogersby? Have you been getting married a confirmed woman hater like you?" "It's true, Klyfers. But, I er almost had to do it. It was the only way I could get my old tightwad of a boss to give me a vacation." BRAIN POWER Increased br Fraaer Feedlaar. A lady writer who not only has dona good literary work, hmt reared a family, found in Grape-Nuts tbe Ideal food for brain work aud to develop healthy children. She writes: "I am an enthusiastic proclalraer of Grape-Nuts as a regular diet. I former ly had no appetite In the morning and for & years while mfrslng my four chil dren, had Insufficient nourishment for them. "Unable to eat brpnkfast I felt faint later, and would go to the puntry and cat cold chops, sausage, cookies, dough nuts or anything I happened to find. Being a writer, at times my head felt heavy and my brain asleep. "When I read of Grr..pp Nuts I began eating It every mornftig, also gave It to tho children, including my 10 months old baby, wh soon grow ia fat ns a little pig, good-natured nnd contented. ','Wlthln a week I had plenty of brenst milk, and felt stronger within two weeks. I wrote evenings and feel ing the need of sustained brain power, began euting a small saucer of Grape Nuts with milk instead of my usual in digestible hot pudding, pie, or cake for dessert at night. "Gmjio-Nuts did wonders for me and I learned to like It. I did not mind my housework or mother's cares, for I felt strong and full of 'go.' I grew plump, nerves strong, awl when I wrote my brain was active and clear; Indeed, the dull bead pain never returned." "There's a Reason." Name given by Postum Co.. Battle Creek. Midi. Bead "Tho Road to Well ville," In pkgn. "A 71 J: r