1 1 mi 1 1,. n i i :' I v H r "i "J A 'A 1 LEAP YEAR l'ROFOSALS. Sfanr Haiir Mnrrlap Where H oinril "ropjicil I bp QiteMlnn." ,A It's leap year! Shall the women pro '. pone? In tt.eso cnlighti ncd days whou t- there are women In every profession, , hi every trade. In every corner of tha world, sharing dangers anil duties with ,.' rnoti, demanding and sometime getting suffrage with them, I there any ren Bon In the world why they should not ',.5 take advantage of the time-honored Custom of leap your and nfk Mm wen of their desire to wed with thorn? Why not? ... When n woman ran go out and siijv '. port 'the family as she has to do In so many cases nowadays, why shouldn't she at least have the privilege of piofc .'L ' Ing out the man she wants to take Jjl.? tare of? If she sees that she can support two on her. salary' and has really decided that she will he much hapior doing It, why should ghe hesitnte at a mere convention when sli might share the .', happiness with some natural protector "jj of woinauklnd whose inherent modesty prevents lilm from requesting her to take him In on the deal?, . If she knows that her own Judgment Is a arent deal lctier than that of the man who Is preferring some girl who would not be able to keep liiin in the little luxuries to which he has been accustomed, why tdiould she stand hack when she miglit show him the way to comfort and contentment? If she. understands him better than be understands hiuiself and appre ciates fully that he will he so flattered at her good judgment in picking him out of nil her iossilK acquaintances that he will forgive any mere depart ure from custom, why should she not propose? A New York woman, .Mrs. Belle do Rivera, president of the -New York City Federation of Woman's Clulis. believes that women should share men's prerog ative. "They bave a right to 1 impose not only In leap year, but whenever they choose,'' she says. "Supiose a girl iu rich and a man is' poor. lie loves her and slie know:; it; he In his modesty dare not propose. She loves blm, too. Should she not proose?" There are historic instances of where women have proposed. Queen Victoria lias been the leading example. She 'might not have infoniK'd her choice. Prince Albert, in so many words that she desired li 1 111 to wed her, but she chose him from the other suitors pre sented to her for iippri liatlon and let bim know ir. And besides that, it was a love match and surely resulted hap pily if ever a ro.;d runiain-e did. Quec 11 Wilhcliniiia of Holland thought i in' cxn;np!i "f Quei. 11 Victoria goo 1 I'nu'.u'i foi her I follow, anil she proposed to the present prince consort. Mine, tie St. -id, who was clever enough :'.1 attractive enough to have cajoled any man Into proposing to her If she li ..1 really w::UI".l him. wasted Ho time "Ml i'.riitiee or suMerfilge, lull asked th pleasure ;. in.,;!. lie accepted with l!i -y vi tv married, though l.; riivi -i :;ie!VI fur 11 lo'.i;; altc ki 1 time. Liter of Wo:i lug llie JtoMili. to th ' the ).., be a I. you sp cle er : the ,:;ure li; ,eii l.ii.ii 1:! .it. ell' d. .ie. pi.ii.. : u-: 1 .1 ill lor e. l: fo'.' a pr.,,., hai! vainples in ask- . I iv. ci lia. :i;:l ' ! : i A : i .1:1. Ti'.'fe was e ld (irl.r do on r'M ;, iio to .!; 1 I'i ban.! vvli.':: !. "Why don't .1 ,'MiV" was an..' s,i"! could Ille heroi:"' o!' s '.'.; 1 and Sic :. if i'i hero .-.';.!. a." Hi" ,r.v .' -I.a.e.'el B.irt : i'i v ycai.- her 1 .ppii.v wa. a him any woman ! ' .' V. I . I 'i 1" ci". and h-vl i.. .:i.n' J ;!i.iv. ...! 1 It. j- d M make. 'I :, tieorg.' K : perinan." wa so 1 . l!:!f:t. Of t;7. l;::r: lett, an A Jui.ier. an.! till her lie: Tha.-ker: couhl in.;:, ber unlc-s a huinp c: 1 1 ! "a ri-a ! r.i promulgated the doctrine that It was the woman Who chose,' anyha?. Why, then, should a worn a u tpell the game for herself by coming right out with n proposal, when by patlenne and lit U tact she could tense un out f a maa? Ieap year has It possibilities, bat It will bo n brave girl who will announce her engagement this year. William Wesley, In Chicago Journal. tab Charges It Owi Pare. The day when It Is necessary te dis pute with the Gotham cab driver eith er before the starting of the trip r at the conclusion of It regarding Uit fare charged Is Hearing Its end. thanks to the taxicah, or more proparly the taximeter cab, which vehicle la provid ed with a recording Instrument on the dial of which Is shown tha exact fare or tariff due. A German Inventor, a couple of years ago, perfected the first taximeter, which Instrument, housed in small metal box a foot long, half a foot wide itnd four or Ave Inches deep, performs the manifold duty of reckon ing the fare the cab earns while trav eling on the street, while waiting In front of the clnb or department store, while carrying extras such as trunks and miscellaneous luggage, and In ad- LEAP YEAR. dltlou keeps a record of the driver's actloiiR by registering the number of trips the cab makes each day, counting up the total mileage of the day and the exact mileage of each trip, and finally making n record of mileage and fares for the benefit of the cab owner. In brief, t!c taxlcab comes as a de tective prodigy between the cob own er and the cab driver on the one hand and lietween the cab driver and the traveling public on the other band. FADS OF THE PAST. 1 a 13 3 m THE FIFrEEN- PUZZLE It was a good old puzzle, the fifteen puzzle, but It got Its 2.3 long ago. It was about tho mst fascinating thing in that lino ever on the market, and the beauty of it was that you could some times work it after trying about u week. Some puzzles scent lmiossible to work. The fifteen device was simply a pasteboard box aliout four inches srpmre with' fifteen inimlxml block an inch square and a simee where u Kix teeiith block would tit. Tills one si.a was to be ii5ilb:i.,i'ii movin-,' (he blocks about without taking them from tho box. until the tilt. 'on intiiil.ers were In their proper numerical order. Micro were nei mi instances of peo ple who went (i-a.y In vnlu efforts to turn the trick. When 11 whole family, each member absorbed In a fifteen puz zle, whs grouped around the evening lump, the silence was so intense you could drive nails In It. - ' A I re lie I, Ju,,,. Two doctors were called to attend a man win had suffered an nivldeiit to Lis hand. "We shall have to amputate three t'u.gei'." s..i.l one. ' No, two." aid the other. "Three," maintained (lie first. "Ilii, wcil. three, then." replied the s-. e.a.d. "We won't (pl.irrcl over a nf. tic thing like that." N,,s Loislrs. it was a cheap philosopher who nsiU knowledge N power. There U really .elaiitg M, helpli-ss its the mini v. ho kn.iw., till ah'int things that htit.pciicd long tigo, m; I w ho coidracteil n hack if' coilg'i svlilli; acptirmg bis ktiowl- e 'ge. t A wa 1 : ' . '.; ::'. -j;.t . a laustccae U lis : a b 'v w ho hasn't BALLOON SHARP DIFFSB j Ona Think AlmhLpo, I.IWa Aataa Win Kaon lie Pmiii Ctk. Iut. TbomuH E. fcel fridge. U. 8. A .4 whe recently made an asmtakm frem Baddark, Cape llretrm. In Prof. Alei-j andar Orahntu Pell's tixw tcfrabcdraP kite Cygwt, Is of the opinion tbat In time alrahlps will wtcMie no more lnter-1 eat than awtomnbrtes do to-day. Ha wiy that the Bret etpciimest witV Praf. P.ell'8 ereatleti was a anceees. 1 The lieutenant declared he had com plete coatrel of the ship daring every laemeat of Its flight and aake with enthustann of Ira dlrigiHe qoalrtles and the ease with whlcb It was limnlp- lated. Ills experunewtMl ascent la be lieved to have fnrnldhed data that will be of greet value for future trials of the aeroplane. "By taking Into eonslderattan tha pan on the flying line, the raWlty af the wind and the Might of flight, we norw know," said LAnt. RetfrlApe, "the power that will he required a a meter to keep the airhi In flight wttbmt the aid of any outside turner. It Is Quit practicable to roaetrwrt a motor suited to the condition af aerfol Mrlgatlonj and capable of fnrvMrfng tho neces- sary iKiwer, and It will be only a mat ter of time when the Cygnet, or on im proved machine of her type, soaring on high In absolute eontrel, will occasion no mere comment to watchers from be low than on automobile does to-day threading Its course through a business thoroughfare." It is Interesting to sate In this con nection that Count de la Vaulx, one o the most Intelligent and enterprising ol the French aeronaut, does not bellev that either Santoa-Dntnont or Farman will win the Dentoch prize of flO.OCHJ for the first airship that sails a circu lar kilometer. He takes little stock. In the future of flying machines, either, but pins bis fultn on the possibilities of the p'eerable balloon. Tb inr Krd Haa, "I always feel a bit nervous," re marked a sergeant of police, "when I have to arrest a man with gray eyes, for I know tbat lie Is a liorn lighter and that I am likeiy ta have u lough Job. "Mtst men wln.11 they are fighting retain a certain amount ft discretion and remember tbat a brutal asuault on the police is a very uerloua offense. But the man With the ' gray eyes, though he imgr In his calmer moments be quite aware of the folly f resist ance, forgets nil about that when his blood is v,p. lie thinks of only on tiling, and that is to win th fight. "It bn't einong criminals only that the gray eye denote the fighter. I have olwrved the same thing among professional pugilists, an enormous pro portion of whom have gray eyes. ",Vit;i soldiers and sailors it Is Just the Kiiine. Many irf our foreiiKmt krvn- rtils find admirals laive eyes of this color. It Is the more remarkable when we retiir mlier that the number of ic ple who have gray eyes is small -om-parcd with other shades. "The moral is that when you are dealing with a gray eyed man you, hliuiild la- cautious in provoking blm." London Answers. A llul!liedi-l l(rpl. A iwival oIlK-er, very well and favor rlly known hi IjoihIoii, has for some unknown reason U-en advanced In bis rofcfodon very slow ly, though he has prown gray In the sen ice and indeed li.mcntiilly bald. Recently one of bis Juniors was bold enough to question, him as to his remarkulile Hlmeiice of balr. "How comes It that yom are fco very bald?" The ofliecr replied promptly and with much vlndicllveness : ' You. man, you would be bald, I tt.'.nk. If you bad bad men stepping over your betel for jears In the way I have." Ixinihtii Pun-li. OH EAT PXOOD OV LAW. tievr tlerlvlnna and Slnfali-a Make Hart! WnrY for the student. The mass of printed legal decision, gathered into volumes In the Vnlted States every year Is so great ItHLOOo pagea that a lawyer, to keep up with them nil, would have to read nearly eleven and a half large, closely written pages an hour for U4 hours of all the .'1(!5 days In the year. He would not have time to eat or sleep, much less attend to his practice. And even If he were physically able to keep driving through the legal literature at this in human' rate, lie would find nt tho end of the year that lie lind not had time to glance at n single one of the 2.,000 pages of American statute law that had been added to the libraries In that time. Few laymen realize the great volume of these constant additions to the literature of the law. Hut with courts In fit) jurisdictions (counting tho four branches of Federal courts) con stantly grinding out now .decisions the total can be easily appreciated. Que would think tbat, under the growing burden of legal tomes, the task of the law student would become year ly more dllllcult nud complex. To tho layman, the student would seem to have an almost Insuperable task of oj tlcnl digestion. And the contention that the task of learning the law Is becom ing harder would seem to be borne out by the fact that the New York I'niver ulty Law School, which has the largest number of students of any university law school In the country (over eight hundred students this year), has just announced that, beginning with the fall of P.hij), Its morning, afternoon and evening courses In law will be In creased from two to three years. The university authorities have found It In creasingly flltlicult to train a young man for tiie law In two years of study. According to excellent authorities, however, the, law is not necessarily get ting more complex from mere volume. Its increasing complexity conies rather from new laws covering subjects new to civilization. Chemistry has brought .to the Industrial Held many things that bave made necessary new laws. An in creasing number .of laws cluster about the" teh phone and Its use, 't he sky scrapers, underground railways, wire less telegraphy, patent foods things like these all bring Into being an at tendant host of new 'laws, which are really only the application of old legal principles to new conditions. Twenty five years ago there was practically no law on the subject of electricity. To day there are volumes. Ten years ago automobile law was unknown. To-day there are many cases, n book or two and any number of statutes. Ten years from now the law of the airship may ' be an established factor In our legal literature. Though the law is no harder to learn In New York than In other States, ad mission to the bar In New York now rests upon n comprehensive knowledge of the law. A lawyer must follow the progress of the law in his own State and the United States law, too, and It Is apparent from this that the con scientious New York lawyer has a rea sonably hard time. Two thick volumes of statutes show that New York, with its population of 8,(K)0.(ii)0, 'got l,0."i0 pages of new laws in l!MUi. England, with a population of -lO.ootMXiO, bad new stctutes aurountiiig to only 4118 pages In this period. In New York there were iibout lo.r.oo pages of re ported decisions, while all Kngland showed only -1,2(10 pages. In the big library of the University Law School, with its 21.000 volumes, eight little, shelf sections In a corner gallery serve to contain a double set of all the vol nines of decisions handed dowu In Ku glisb courts since ISOo. KcitlnK tl.- I'loiTPr. "Come und see me feed my flower pets," be said. . And be IihI the way, bearing some chopped raw fish In a saucer to a huge aquarium. The Is.ttoiu of the aipiaiium was covered with flowers. In the silent submarine garden clumps of lieautlful bright growths, yel low, white, pink, blue, swayed gently In the clear water. "Watch," be said, and he thrust down .1 small morsel of fish on a rod. Immediately a while flower like a daisy drew towards the fish, bending 011 Its stalk; It wrapped Its is'tals, Ilka slim white fingers, about tin; food. "Another," he said, and this Hum a yellow flower bent forward and took a morsel. "Isnt It wonderful?" he cried. "Llv lug. thinking flowers! Before they knew me they would turn nway, they would shut all their petals tight when I tried' to feed them. But they are my friends now, these sea anemones." roxtoitlce llrellc.,, On an average no less than loO.OOO letters are posted annually without any address, some of them niiitiilnlng mon ey which amounts to about Xt,(Hx) a year. Among the cr. plographlc ad dresses submitted f 'l' decipherment to the jH'SlolUce elert were "Obimyl divk." which being iutcrpreti'd Is "Ilol boru Viaduct," and "1 1 ilewite," which srands more obviously for "Isle of Wihl." These were easy of decipher ment compared with a letter addressed "Hasclfcai !i In no famptshere," which nevertheless was duly forwarded to "1 1.ix.ctl.en'-h. Northamptonshire," and with another thus superscribed, "To the t'ccH-ry of Wore. Cliclsey Osllttle, Ijmilon, Queen Victoria," which will duly delivered to the secretary of war, T. I'.'s London Weekly. 'I o-kI MhjiI 'J ix-iity tenri, A remarkable case of a toad sleep lug for twenty years is l'corled froia Stone, iii Stafford Mr, Twenty years, ago Qcorgo Lewis lailt bouses in front of which w ere huye si one steps. 'Mill week the sieps were removed, and Im prison' d in tile Klnncwork a load waa found In a eo.i.ali.s" stale, but It soon became active when removed Into tha sunshine. There can I.e no doubt that the toad hud livd twenty years In a hermetically sealed chamber, as all around, in perfect condition, was a foot thickness of stone und cement, and the toad was In the center of the cavity.-- Kansas City Jonrmil. Then- are s many things jou euo do without r.n l v.;.:.i. itimmm wlu mi cri'u .'ix jwaji'jjaia ing Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects. 3E3 OH TIII2 CATTLE P.AN3E3. SI'Ll'lAL cummbsloner of the American A Humane Association has Just made a re I l11'1' ' 'li; Investigations, extending over n .veal, 11. 1.' .Ill ririiilliii.il VI ... V n.111 i. 0.1 the ranges In the Yst. Ills rcnrt has been prepared for the pui'ose of "arousing the American ptople to the necessity for action to stop this wanton Haughlcr of thousands of do mestic animals each year." Covernnient reports are cited to show tbat for the year ending March .11. 1!or, there was a h!-s of i;.t'A".(,-7 cattle en the Western ranges, due largely to starvation and expysure. The commissioner assert that the losses each year 'are at least 2,,iOO,oo) animals, representing an estimated value of fl' 4,000.000. The burden of the commissioner's con clusions Is that cattle ranging Is cruel and Inhuman business and rhould be suppressed by law. Without 'quarreling with the tl;ures cpioted, although most reports of slix'k loss-es on the ranges arc greatly exaggerated, the Humane Association is apparently working on a false premise and starting a crusade against an evil that Is rapidly curing Itself. The crusade urged against stockmen Is apparently based on the the ory that there Is malice and delgn back of bis treat ment or the stock on the range. The fact Is that stock men, while counting annually upon losses of cattle from various causes, do everything In their power to lessen the loss, just as men In other business take every pos sible precaution against laches. The day of the ranger Is fust passing. The meat sup ply of the future will be furnished by stock growers who keep smaller herds, nud. by making projier pro vision for their care during the wlU;r, reap larger re turns than are possible under the range system.--Omaha Bee. TIIE DEAP.TH OP TEACHERS. l.KVLW HI'M)!:i:i vacancies existed In the teaching force Iii the schools of the city of New York last month, but there were only nine hundred eligible candidates. U!f-':iViiij It b' e.'Mma'.cil that three B ;?!. cS 3 teacher are nr.vlcd In the t v ever.- jeer. The the demand. A similar dearth of terchers Is noted in other cities, and even In the smaller towns. Hoards of education aid school superintendents are struggling with the problem. It lias been expltiin-'d that the stand ard of ipiulilieiitions hi!" In en made such that It Is not easy for candidates to p.-us the necessary examinations, and that the pay offered Is so low that It does not at tract capable 11:111 and women to the profession. The charge that teachers arc underpaid Is unfortu nately true. A committee of tho National lkluciitional M ''at-f''Tf:..J-.?.,'-SVi u t'vY$&',ii--'tov The illustration, by Max Cowper, pictures a scene In front of a suspended bank during the terror rf financial panic which threatened New York. All ranks of society felt the Imminence of the strin gency, which meant ruin alike for the man of wealth and for those of humble means, who found them selves on the same dira level of poverty. - ,' . . .. MILLIONS OF SLATE PENCILS. Germany ilir firm text I'i-oiI u i--r ana AlmoKt Su'll- the World. To supply the school children of this otintry with slate pencils a great many millions f.f thcue little writing iiistrti incnts are mude annually. In fact.' In addition to the domestic output, no fewer than iM.'KHi.ikxi imported ones are used up In a ttt'elve-moni !u. marly ail of them from (Icnminy. . The slate used for pencils Is a Lind of schist, of so line a grain that Its par ticles are pot vIMhle to the naked eye. Occasionally Impurities are accounta ble for "scratchy" slate p sc Us. which. Instead of making a soft, delihl mark, are liable to s'-nre lb' smooth surf:ie. to which they are ap'.'ied. This kind of stone is largclv si'.ica :,:id Its black color Is due to the carbon if contain''. (iennan.v supples all the vo-hl with slate pencPs, pr.tdnchig ncciv :::iOini,- ('00 annually. Tlif.v are obtained I'roai quarries In the lielchhoiiio';.! 0' K. chi nch. In Meiiincen. Nearly nil t!:e work Is done by Land, tin 1 Is so pr.arly paid thtit 12 marks t?:;."") we ltly is consid ered fair wages for 11 t ,i:;, who, : order to earn this nt.ioetit. .iuct call ltpon !i!s wife it ml children to Le!; bl'ri. T!c U'.fh wt'g- arc si nrieh Id '. In th" ''rl.ed Viae m. : 'ate pc; -1 s ; luMiiufa'-'-.n-.-d lien .ri' ,', :i"ii' erv. The ; pie I S of a i ' win ii rt ti t'.i t p 'i:i i'.s of a I: .If i'leh :;, 'It'h ;! :') p a c:i , ; to the : With fie O.' V. I'-'.iil!- i r n !.:! i o.' w hi: h. h I'i'i i tg'i e. f taa-le'i'. yieh's 1 I, .: :!, ::ve ir.al c,t: I,: r iiu . L "i by boys on ('; p.i.-!:e-l d rre or v.'.i i .I; r !'- Association reported, two year ago, that a woman prin cipal In a certain city received only $240 a year, and that a man teacher In another part of the eountry was paid only $250. These are extreme eases, but there are many others almost ac bad. In cities where living ex penses are hlfh, the salary of $500 or $600 paid to the lower-grade teachers Is sometimes aurpaeseU by the wages of street-sweepere or of city hall scrubwomen. Tho people of Hie cities are awake to the need of treat- ' lng the teachers better, for efforts arc making la some of them to find money to increase their pay. As to the question of qualifications. It Is surprising that so many thoroughly trained men and women are willing to work for the pay offered; but tf it should ap-' pear that In any city appointment waa denied to experi enced teachers from other places, because of Inability to pass technical examinations In subjects of which they need only a general knowledge, then the examination system ought to be revised. Youth's Companion. WAR ON coming across the Taclflc Ocean on ships. Mr. Morley, Secretary of State for India, In his recent address to bis constituents at Arbroath, referred to the rats of India as the great distributers and reminded his hearers that the difficulties of the Indian government Jn check ing the ravages of the disease were enormously Increased by the religious objection of the Hindus to destroying a nl mill life. Altogether the rat situation in India is remarkable, and tho Ilrltlsh government's problem of rat extermination promises to be a long time Ui reach ing n solution. Hitherto In the world's history these animals have been bunted and killed by man chiefly because of their depredations: Human beings also have an instinctive aversion to them, and "ratting" in former times was a sport In recognized standing. Nowudays we are more dignified and do not travel miles to see the rats killed when an old barn Is torn down. It Is, however, the modem discovery that rats carry disease that will re new tho war with a thoroughness that never before was observed. Even If they perform some good service as scavengers, which must bo greatly minimized and even extinguished in communities and abodes where modern sanitary Ideos are understood and practiced, the evil they do far outweighs It. Hats and bouso flics should be granted no quarter such Is the decree of medical science. And from that decreo there Is evidently no appeal. Springfield Uepubllcun. thousand new schools of the supply never epulis P.UIN FROM BANK FAILUEE. so-called slate peuells of Boaitone, which Is a kind of talc with a soapy "feel," but they ore Inferior in qual ify. BEAR IN THEIR IT ARMS. How at Vlrlnla Mock HaJaeia I'rofn-t 'I'belp Sht-ti. Iii the Williams river country of West Virginia tho bears are greatly on the increase, uecurdlug to Recreation, and there is a blue grass settlement about the extreme head of tho river called 1 leaver Kaui. which has all but been driven out of tho slii-ep business by bears. This Is a hardship to small landowners whose farms lio at too great tin clevnilon to raise grain. On rhe Mlack Mountain run one man claimed t have Ideiitliled the signs of 117 bears In one day's hunt. That sect us a good many bears, but I've hniite l ui:d li In d so long and told tiboi.t my adventures at so nianv cu tim bres that 1 cannot consistent 1 v ilenv ! aitythlng. Nevertheless, every now and th 'ti a l.:ntcr runs ou to a bear and Libs It. rrciucditatcd killing of bears U rarely known, an this wisest of the i'ofe: t allium!:! knows well how to avoid men. A rabbit Is courageous cotnpa'v 1 to ti black b 'tir. This shows the Mtpc, l'.r intelligence of llrtiln. A. oei twe'-ty ye. rs i:.;,) an unarmed L he",,'..u: !;i:hd a bear with a large sl.i.ie at the IVi Hole. i!e was resdng I i" t ;i a ii'ei ',p;toiis batik of !i t ! : hale lieu a Is-ar, by dea, can e to the river and at the tcil in' the bank. The a-t a Ir r;:c stot e down upon it ui.n. d It .- : t hat he was able to It v.'i'..: u t'.vo yc tr-i.lit. The 'fee Is :i !1 i.u'.'iel.lieate 1. : hee; ;:'i'" ate generally the ' .is of th. ::i :ii and are very ','.., i.e cr ii H id wUhotit aitli'.: a ccl..p'.e!! cil". '.lit to see ' hit , cr"f-e 1 Ilii fcice. I f he hoy "i I; h dt'tfv." One sluep fojtnd that by !'.a:i;.'ing half a IL'-i'.d latibtis abi-'ti his farm. c! 1': .' r.h I ; :.t.i to se RATS INTERNATIONAL. HKT1IEU snakes or rats are the more e- 1 A Tl tested by human kind Is immaterial. Rats Xfxj I are Just now a special object of attack. As .ni.ir.a V. uirvrnnv; a u ti t j iuuhuuch, iq brought against them. Tho bubonic plague was probably Imported to California and other States of the coast by Oriental rats Joym of Collector. Collecting will always have Its ro mances. I know of one that occurred at tho sale at Christie's of tho effects of the late Sir Henry Irving. Some one I knew had been to see tho collec tion before tho sale. He came across a portrult with which he was familiar because he had seen It thirty years before. On consulting his catalogue he discovered that tho portrait was de scribed as being that of a man un known, and, further, the artist was . also unknown. Now, he knew that thai portrait was that of a famous actor byi a famous English painter. He longed! to buy it, but decided that it wouldk go at too high a price. He went to the miction with very little hope. The' Whistler and the Sargent were sold,' and then It was the turn of this pic ture. N'obiKly recognized It. Finally ho had to start the bidding himself,' and this be did. Only onn man bid against blm, but he soon stopped, dis couraged, and then the picture was knocked down to the man who had never expected to get it. IIo hurried, to the desk to pay the small amount and to carry off his prize. "Do you, happen to know unythlng about that portrait?" the auctioneer asked him as a porter took It down to n cab.'', "I know It very well." said the new own er, conscious that it was now safely his property. "It Is a portrait of lluck si.me, the 'actor, by Ihiuiel Macliso, 'I hern Is an engraving of It lu the Mac Use portrait gallery," Mrs. John Lime, In l'l-arson's Magazine. The Slicl.la. The Kngllshuuin Oli, yes! America Is a wonderful country. The Aniciictiu tliii What did you e,. there? - . The Englishman Niagara Tails, the Turkish loiiu ot the Waldorf und the 'Chicago block yards. American. Spec tator. What has lieeonii of the old-fashlon-c I woman who used to say, "Well, It I'm crazy, I havo lota of coiuuuny !" 1