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CATARRH MADE LIFE
A BURDEN TO ME.
MISS ANNIE CATUON, 27 Main
St., Cincinnati, Ohio, write :
"A I have found Peruna a blessing
for l severe case of catarrh of the head
and throat which I suffered from for a
Dumber of years, I am only too pleaxed
to Rive it my person ill endorsement.
"Catarrh, such as I suffered from,
made life a burden to me, my breath
was offensive, stomach bad, and my
head stopped up so that 1 was usually
troubled with a headache, and although
I tried many so-called remedies, noth
ing gave me permanent relief. I wns
Tit her discouraged with all medicines
TPhen Peruna wns suggested to me.
"However, I did buy a bottle, and be
fore that was finished there was a
marked change In my condition. Much
encouraged, 1 kept on antil I was com-
lately cured 'Q month's time, and I
nd that my general health is also ex
cellent." People who prefer solid medicines
should try Peruna tablets. Each taWet
represents one average dose of Peruna.
Man-a-lin the Ideal Laxative.
Ask Your Druggist tor Free Peruna
Almanac tor 1908.
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Positively oared by
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They also relieve Dis
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Eating. A perfect rem
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tn the Monti. Coated
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No Mistake About That.
The sportsman from the city had slip
ped up on a little striped animal that he
thought was a farmer's cat.
He found out, when it was too late,
that it wasn't a cat of that kind.
"Great Scott 1" he gasped. "That makes
ne one of the undesirable citizens !"
In recognition of his status as such he
plunged deeper into the wilderness.
Hides, Pelts and Wool.
To get full value, ship to the old re
liable N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneap
olis, Minn.
Apparent to All.
, "Tea," said Miss Mugloy, "I always
try to retire before midnight I don'l
like to miss my beauty Bleep."
"Really," Bald Mlsa Knox, "yau
snould try harder. You certainly don'l
get enough of it" Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Wlaalew's Soothing Syrup for Child
ren teetklag, softens tbe gums, reduces lu
Inmmatlan, allays pain, cures wlad colic.
15c a bottle.
Absolutely Necessary.
Chlcage Judge Walt a minute.
Where la the court Interpreter?
J Atterney The witness Is an Ameri
can, your Honor. Why is It necessary
to hare the Interpreter?
Chicago Judge Because the witucss
U from Boston.
PILES CTJICRD Il TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed tocureanv
caio of Itching. Blind, Weeding or Protrud
ing Piles In to 14 days or money refunded.
60c.
Frohman, the American theatrical
manager, said recently after his annual
London business season was over : "Tn
thirds of the communication in London
that two or three years ago was settled
by correspondence or calls is now done by
telephone. The result Is a man's work is
more concentrated nnd he gets more time.
In perhaps 10O or more engagements I
might have during the day, half are set
tled by telephoue, even to engaging actors
and listening to musical lyrics. I have
decided wore stage questions this year
this way than by correspondence or per
sonal meetings. In fact, I have engaged
two star actors and made agreements
with three authors for plays without hav
ing ever met them."
Cleanliness Hot Nrcraakt y.
"Tour brown bread Is excellent De
lia," said tbe mistress, "I'm glud you
llon't object to limiting It."
"Yes'm." replied, the new snrvant, "I
like to make brown bread, fur I don't
have to be so particular then to wash
my haad," Philadelphia Press.
Guara:
iCARTER'Sl
HlVER
CARTERS
KO DISEASE ON MONET.
Pltrslclaa Declares It I'oollsh to Con
sider It Medium of Transmission.
Dr. A. II. Doty, health officer of this
port, who far yenrs has linido n at inly
of infectious discuses, niid especially
the medium of their trniisinisftlon, docs
not ngree with the theorists who con
tend that money Is n transmitter of
dlsetise, Bays the New York Tribune.
Dr. Doty said yesterday thnt wlillo
bacteriological examinations were pre
sented to show that different forms of
bacteria were found on money, prac
tical and cHreful observation bad
proved that Infection wns earned mid
epidemics were spread In nearly all In
stances by personal contact with In
feted persona, nnd more especially with
ambulant cases, rather than through
the handling of money mid elothing.
Concerning the current ugltatlou on
money as au agent of disease. Dr. Dot.v
said :
"The theory that money acts as n
medium of infection Is a plausible one,
particularly ns It deals with an agei.t
which Is being constantly transmitted
from one person to another nnd nmong
all classes of people. Clothing, rags,
merchandise, cargoes of vessels, etc.,
aro also regarded as means by which
disease Is commonly transmitted.
"This belief Is popular because It of
fers au explanation for outbreaks of
infectious diseases the origin of which
is unknown. Modern sanitation, how
ever, does not regard as valuable theo
ries which are unsupported by fact or
practical experience. The theory thai
money nets as a medium of Infection
carries with It no satisfactory or ever
reasonable proof. It is true that from
time to time the results of bacteriologi
cal examinations are presented to show
that different forms of bacteria are
found on money. No one who Is fa
miliar with the subject doubts this, but
the same organisms may at almost any
time be found on our hands, on stnir
railings aud all exposed places. These
bacteria are as a rule harmless, and
ome of them are a benefl t to man
kind. Even from ' a bacteriological
point of view there are reasons why
money would not be likely to transmit
disease. However, this question must
be decided principally by reliable sta
tistics nnd the results of practical ex
perience, 1 "Whoever may be Inclined to Investi
gate this subject in a reasonable wnj
and will visit the treasury department
at Washington, where an enormous
amount of old and filthy paper money
Is being constantly handled and rehun
dled, or will seek' information from
bank olllcials, will find that those who
are connected ( with this work do not
contract infectious diseases any often
r than any one else.
"There Is no reason why persons
thus employed may not contract Infec
tious disease, because they are subject
ed to the same outside exposure that
others are, but this furnishes no proof
that money is the medium of transmis
sion. It is rather to be regarded as a
coincidence. There is probably no
doubt that In rare instances money, like
other things, may act as a means of
transmitting disease, but it Is so un
common that we must not give it unduu
consideration, for there are so many
other considerations' with which we
must deal In protecting the public
health that constitute a real menace
that we should rather devote our ener
gies) to these than to conditions which
are based on theory. The fear that
money transmits disease Is, I am quite
sure, largely due to the fact that It Is
frequently old and filthy. While this is
unpleasant In many ways, it does not
indicate the presence of pathologic or
ganisms that is, the germs which
transmit infectious disease."
PREFERS FOREST TO A MANSION.
Work of a Plucky Yoans School
Teacher tn tho Northwest.
Typical of tho ambitious and plucky
young women of tho Pacific northwest,
Who have confidence in themselves and
in the country in which they live, is
Miss Rebecca M. Henderson, an accom
plished teacher and talented musician,
formerly connected with the public
schools in Spokane, who, after building
a home in her recently acquired home
stead la tlie forest depths of the I'eud
d'Orvllle river district, almost fifty
miles from the nearest railroad, has or
ganized a school, her six pupils being
children of neighboring ranches, says
the Seattle Times.
The settlement, which is in the ex
treme northeastern part of Washing
ton, has been named ltlueside. Pro
visions and mail now are taken Into
the district by pack horses and ex
press riders, but Miss Henderson be
lieves she and her friends will be able
to induce one of tho railroad companies
operating In eastern Washington to ex
tend a branch line to the place la
fore long, when it Is punosed to or
ganize a municipality.
"I may say," said Miss Henderson,
"that I would not exchange this life
In the great out-of-doors and give up
my horse and dogs and rllle for the
most palatial home nnd automobiles,
and dancing uud bridge parties In any
big city."
'The exterior ef Miss Henderson's
"phaek," us she calls It, does not give
an Inkling to the comfort within its
hospitable walls. The two rooms are
well furnished and there is a piano and
pictures and rugs in the little front
room, while the back room is her pri
vate chainlxT, a peep Into which would
cause a sis-h-ty debutante to envy lis
owner.
The cooking Is done In the open In
tbe rear of the house. The walls ami
the floors of the parlor schoolroom also
contain several trophies of the' chase,
brought down by Miss Henderson's un
erring aim.
Miss Henderson lias devoted consid
erable time to nature study and wood
craft and Is unusually well Informed
on these subjects through Iut wide
rending and observation In the heart
of tho great forest in this part of the
State.
I'uu
Football Coach Joins' nerves ure lu
a fearful condition '.
Trainer (administering ul.wnagooy.u
lum) This ought to sudluui. Har
vard Lampoon.
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Liberty. Perfect liberty lies in ole-dicm-e
to the highest law. Kev H. T.
Newton, Cougregnttouailst, Pittsburg.
Failure. A man who Is always anti
cipating failure and taking a gloomy
view of the future not only works half
heartedly himself, but distresses 1:1s as
sociates. Itev. F. 1. Talmage, Presby
terian. I.oi Angeles.
'rod's live. No sou! that Uod loves
in the even'ng be .'ore death will he love
any less on the morrow after death. He
never ceases to love as long as there is
anything that can be loveil. Uev. C. II.
i'arklmrst, l'res',i tcrlaii. New York
City.
Patriotism. Problems are appearing
thnt are putting new tests iiihhi patriot
ism. Honesty In peace as well as valor
In war Is patriotism. Corruption In
IH'ace as well as treachery In war is
treason. Uev. M. Simons, Unitarian,
Cleveland, O.
Hubbies. Men are anxious to "get
their money's worth" out of life. Money
can purchase beautiful and worthy
things, but not even their money's
worth do men get who Ignore the spirit
ual 11 re.--Uev. 11. Crane, Methodist,
Kalamaoo, Mich.
Manhood. The manhood that regains
and-survives Is the spiritual man, which
gradually, under Divine guidance,
comes Into the possession or its powers
nnd at death passes through the gates
beyond the years.---Uev. lj. 11. Vos
burgh, Itaptlst, Denver.'
The Love of Jesus. The supreme
genius or Jesus lay in lis clear vision
of the omnipotence of love, In His rec
ognition of its concealed energy, lu
His daring to trust his conquest to its
unaided arm. Uev. Frank Crane. Uni
tarian, Worcester. Mass.
Money. Money neither preserves life
uor health, and cannot buy love. The
man whose brain is busily scheming
I'roui one day's end to another how lie
tliall Invest bis surplus Income knows
little peace or contentment Uev. B.
A. Dauner, Methodist, IaiuIsvMc.
Prayer. When we pray we should
nhvnys give thanks to Uod for His
great benefits of redemption morning
and night, before the men I and after,
frequently through tlm day. And If we
do. He will reward us not only In this
life, but the next. Uev. J. J. Maher,
Uoman Catholic, Philadelphia.
Neglect. Many parents neglect wor
ship on Sunday evenings for the card
table In their homes, and then wndcr
why the children go astray. From
good, Godly hollies come forth the
young men that are needed to 1111 the
more honorable and responsible places
of trust. Uev. Dr. L. M. Zimmerman,
Lutheran, Baltimore.
Nearness to God. Just as $t Is true
that Jesus Christ Is the propitiation for
tlie sins of the whole world, so also Is
It true that there Is In every member
of our race a capacity to receive the
blessing of grace. The discovery of
this spiritual responsiveness Is sign of
nearness to Cod. Uev. George Adams,
Methodist. Brooklyn.
Church Degeneracy. The careless
ness with which many attend religious
services Is one of the principal causes
of church degeneracy. Fvery Christian,
no matter where he happens to be ou
Sunday, should make it the rule of his
life to attend religious services at least
once during the day. Uev. (. F. Hall,
Independent, Chicago.
The Happy Teacher. Happy, thrice
h'ipp.v. the teacher who goes forth to
her gracious tasks not only prepared
by the study of the best methods of
training, but bearing ever the believ
ing spirit "according to your faith"
shall be your patience, your growth In
knowledge, your power. Uev. J. K.
Mason, Unlversalist, Chicago.
Motives of War. The motives in war
have lieen mainly revenge, pillage and
conquest; ambition, either personal or
national; self-defense, or au unselfish
defense of a weaker nation against a
stronger. In most wars all these ele
ments e.vist, and the present struggle
is no ( -.ceptlon to the rule. Uev. P. C.
Marfniiane, Disciple, Alameda, Cal.
The Perfect Man. Cod t reated man
a being of wonderlul perfect Ion, lifted
htm to a knowledge of himself and
gave him such marvelous faculties of
soul that no finite thing could coutent
him. Cod destined man for the in
Unite, nnd outside Its appointed des
tiny no being can llud happiness. Uev
D. J. Stafford, Uoman Catholic, Wash
lngton.
Kcngion. Keiigion is not, as some
people think, a private affair. A na
tion's welfare is bound up in its Ideals.
If they are high, it will last; If they
are low. It will die. We as a class are
Americans; we believe with a believing
nation; we feel with a feeling nation
A nation cannot dispense with the
Christian church.--Uev. (i. II. Cordon,
Congregational 1st, Boston.
The Personal (iod.- Uellglous Ideas
are tbe dominating forces In this world,
and he who is without such ideas Is
taking long strides toward barbarism.
Kllmlnato from our literature the Idea
of a personal God and the loss Is be
yond calculation. Without that Idea
there 'can be no Interpretation of hu
man history, aud moral science Is gone
forever. Uev. A. II. Merries, Presby
terian. I'nlou City, I'a.
Tho i py VI i, ii.
"I don't think I'll t.ll that story to
Jinx."
" by':"
"He bus no Knse of humor."
"He's the ver.. .nan to t. ij It to; he'll
laugh ut It." Houston IV. t.
I : very man learns mole evil than be
teaches; you i au prevent your tongue
from talking but no man t an pri venf
ids ears from hearing. ,
Nothing pleases a man nior-- than to
he told that an obi sweetheart, biuce
married, Is still admiring him.
LITTLE CHICKS IN A BASKET.
Inrlitent Somewhat Oat of the Osaal
In an Klrvatcd Car.
Into tbe rear car of a llth avenue
elevated train on a late morning run
downtown, when the travel wns light,
came a woman carrying a willow mar
ket basket covered over with a news
paper, says the New York Sun.
Sho walked through to the. rear sec
tion of the car and sat down In the
end seat on one side nnd placed the
basket on tbe next seat ahead along
side her. And then In a low tone she
began to talk, as It seemed to herself,
leaning ns she talked over the basket
on the seat nnd drawing back the pa
per that hail covered it.
And then yon heard In the car, com
ing from tin' basket, the peeping of
chickens, little chicks, and so the mys
tery was solved; she had been talking
to the chickens, in a moment the
woman reached down Into the basket
and lifted one of the little chicks out
of It and rested It In her lap and gent
ly stroked Its back anil spoke to It.
"Too bad." sho said, "to shut It up
lu the basket," and the chicken seemed
quite tame; It didn't struggle or try to
get away, and when she bad smoothed
its feathers softly a little more the
woman put It back lu the basket.
Presently she took off the Jacket sho
was wearing and spread that around
the forward end of the basket ami
over Its top loosely to protect the little
chicks from drafts nnd keep them
warm. A little later one of the small
chicks stepped up over the basket and
stood on the sill of the car window
near which the basket was and looked
out of the window, but sism the woman
lifted It gently down and put It back
In the basket.
And then she lcnt over and settled
the little chicks around In the basket
more comfortably and took out another
little chick, whose feathers she smooth
ed, as she had those of tho first one,
this second one in turn to soon be put
back with the others. And so slie hov
ered over and cared for the chcks till
the train wns approaching the-sstatlon
where she was to get off to draw then
the folded newspaper back over the top
of the bnsket.
LANGUAGE OF INSECTS.
The? Express Themselves by Means
of Ilodlljr Gestures.
Inflects express emotions by bodily
gestures, and mimetic language, though
far more limited, Is not less intelligible
than vocal speech. Indeed, a glance
of the eye, a movement of tho hand, a
shrug of the shoulder, a stamp' ofthe
foot, a tow of the head, may betray In
man the true thought or feeling, even
when spoken language Is used to con
ceal it. "We may find, perhaps,"
writes Dr. II. C. McCook, In Harpers'
Magazine, "that this medium serves In
sects no less effectively for comiuunlca-
tlon within that li::ii;?J range oi
ldoas, shall we say? lu which their
faculties are confined.
"Let us stand boforo this oak tree
and watch a double stream of mound-
making ants (Formica exsoctoides)
thronging up nnd passing down the
well-marked trail that leads to a herd
of aphides uion some branches that
overhang a stone fence. The motion of
a flntnr near the trunk attracts the at
tention of a sentinel one of a number
that seems to be guarding the flanks of
the column. It halts, thrusts out Its
antennae and shows signs of excite
ment. As an experiment, the finger Is
approached within an Inch or more of
the ant Its antennae wave rapidly.
Its head and body jerk wllh eager ln
tensoness. It stretches forth its liead
and reaches out Its forelegs, with Jaws
eagerly agape and antennae quivering.
The whole attitude and every bodily
detail clearly express to the observer
the ideas or vigilance, of suspicion, of
a challenge, of a purpose to repel. As
plainly as If It had spoken the senti
nel has said : 'I suspect you. I detest
you. I bid you begone I' We onlookers
understand this.- Is It supposable that
nuts themselves do not understand."
Boston llnvs.
"Wherever you find us, whether In
ferry boat, railway couch or electric
car, you shall know us by our bags
Boston bags for women, green-cloth
bags for men," says Uollln Lyndo
Hartt In an article on "The Boston
Suburbanite" in the Woman's Home
Companion. "And the green-cloth bng
Is by no means so silly as It looks.
Pray don't rank It as n Boston fad or
a mere bit of local color along with
Browning, aud Ibsen, aud beans, and
the sacred codfish. It's eminently
practical. It will accommodate pack
ages and papers of all conceivable
shapes; hold a big load as conveniently
us a little one; and when empty, fold
up nnd ride In your pocket. Besides, It
looks learned, most eminently learned.
Originally affected exclusively by law
yers. Its former dignity still clings to
It Whenever I aw a green bug I In
stinctively conclude that It bulges with
liens, torts, affidavits, verdicts, convey
ances, habeas corpuses, changes of
venue and the like, although I know
lu my heart It more probably contains
a head of lettuce, a can of sardines,
half a pound of coffee, and a copy of
the latest magazine."
Hedoreil to a I'rartlral Hasls.
"I suspect." said the observant cltl
zeu, "that people do not pay as much
attention to campaign speeches as they
iwd to."
"They don't," answered Senator Sor
ghum. "The business Instinct Is per
mentlng the masses, and they regard a
campaign speech merely jis a promis
sory note without any mortgage behind
it." Washington Star.
Trills Behind Time,
Bill Do you know Lonesomeburg
down on that southern railroad?
Jill Do I? Why, I spent a week
there once.
"What are you talking about?
There's nothing there but tho railroad
station I" .
"I know It. That's where I sjient
the week. 1 was waiting for a train."
Yonkers Statesman.
Some dog are as cross as soma
men; whistle to some dogs, and they
pay no attention to you.
SJMiMUSB
Nodd At what age are children al
lowed to act on the stage? Todd
Oh. anywhere up to seventy-liver
Life.
"Kver try an autouioilc, Judge?"
said a friend. "No," replied the Judge;
"but I've tried a lot of people who
lime." Jewish Ledger.
' "Did she give, ynti any encourage
ment?" "Well --she said she thought
blight girls ought to marry simple
minded men." Houston Post.
"Your cool; Is telling that your hus
band gets a very small salary." "Wo
Just tell her that to keep her from
demanding a large one." Houston
Post.
"I tell you. they are retrenching."
"But they still have their auto."
"Which they run well within the speed
limit. Bali I" Louisville Courier
Journal. j
"He's no good at au argument is he?
Not at all convincing." "Well. I should
say not. Why, that man couldn't con
vince a woman that she wns pretty."
Cleveland Leader.
"Hut she sings more than she plays;
why do you speak of her music as
Instrumental?" Yell, It's Instru
mental in making the uelghliors move
out." Catholic Standard and Times.
F.loper (In a loud whisper) Are
you sure the rope ladder Is firmly
attached? Kloperess--Oh, yes I
won't fall. Papa and mamma are at
the top, holding It I Cleveland Leader.
"So (Jraphter Is dead. The adminis
tration organ spoke of him this morn
Ing as 'an earnest party worker."'
"That's about right. He certaluly did
work his party in earnest" Phila
delphia Press.
"Did you hear about the deface
ment of Skinner's tombstone?" "No.
What was ( It?" "Some one added the
word 'friends' to the epitaph," "What
was the epitaph?" "Ho did his best"
The Uev lew.
"She's really too young to go shop
ping alone." "Yes, she Is riither im
pressionable." "Impressionable? How
do you mer.n?" "1 mean she's liable
to get excited and buy something."
Philadelphia Tress.
"Johnny, you must come your hair
before you come to school." . "I nlu't
got no comb." "Borrow your father's."
"Pa ain't got no comb,' neither."
"Doesn't ho comb his hair?" "He alu't
jot no hair." Houston Post. v
Elderley Do you really think It's
dangerous to dye the halr'lg Kidder
O! very. 1 knew u fellow of about
your age who did it and the first thing
he knew he wns married to a widow
with six children. Philadelphia Press.
"You keep too much money about the
house." "That's so," admitted tho
Western farmer. "Its unwise." "I
know It Is. hut I nln't going to stand
In line all night to deposit money in
no hank." Louisville Courler-Jourual.
Fanning So the family In tne flat
next yours has a phonograph, eh? How
many records have they? Frlck
Heaven only knows! But they broke
their best previous record lust Sunday
by five hours and twenty-six minutes.
Puck.
Bourke Cochran wns nlsiut to make
a Mlltlcal speech. "Mr. Chairman,"
ho said, with some show of embarrass
ment, "before I turn loose, please tell
me which side I favor to-night" Giv
en the proper tip. he waxed eloquent
Philadelphia Ledger.
Mr. Stubb Yes, Mary Ellen says she
Is dying to get a position as cook on
an ocean liner. Mrs. Stubb (In sur
prise) Gracious ! What ever put that
lu her head? Mr. Stubb Why, she
read that there are three thousand
pieces or crockery broken every voy
age. Chicago News.
"I suppose," said tho causal -acquaintance,
the day after tbe wedding,
'it was hard to lose your daughter."
"No," replied the bride's father, "It
did seem as If It was going to be hard
at one time, but she landed this fel
low Just as we were beginning to loso
hope." Catholic Standard nnd Times.
Caddie You don't seem to hnve
made a very satisfactory Impression
on Borein. Cleveiiey I tried very
bard to do so. (Saddle Well, he told
me you didn't Impress him ns u than
he -would care to associate with very
much. Cleveiiey line. That's very
satisfactory. It's tbe very impression
I wanted to make. Philadelphia Press.
"Doctor," said tho stranger, us he
entered the consultation room, "I don't
know what the trouble Is, but I can't
sleep nt night" -"I'm yes. rejoined
the M. D. "What Is your occupation?"
"I'm on lee dealer," replied the other.
"Pardon me," replied tbe pill compiler,
"hut you should consult a minister. 1
can't undertake to relieve your con
science." Chicago News.
"Boo-hool" sobbed tho young wife.
"I i just know that you didn't think
or me once while you were ou your
vacation." "Why, Julia, bow can you
talk like that?" protested her husband.
"Didn't 1 mull you a postal card with
a scene ot every place I visited?"
"Yes, but, G-George, they were all
postmarked Chicago and received tho
day artur you left." Chicago Duily
News. ,
Bank of ICnitluud Clerks.
The patronage of the Bank of Eng
land belong entirely to the directors,
a clerk belli appointed by each direc
tor lu rotation until the vucamies are
filled, with the exception of one clerk
ship lu every seven, which Is given to
a sou of one of the clerks of the estab
lishment who has discharged his duties
ti. the ratlsfactlon of the directors.
If you were a soldier, and had a
Blight cold, and there was to be a
tierce battle during tbe night, wouldn't
you le very much worse during the
Ulght?
Imajtlne the Effect. .
"IH new forgtit," th, retired actar
was saying, "a little Job the other mem
bers of Jhe company put up on me when
t wn young and green. One evening
hl we were playing in Minneapolis, a
fallow came rushing in behind the scenes
ind banded the old man n scrap of pa
per with something hastily scrawled on It
The old man K'nnced it over and passed
It to me.
"'You're the only one in citizen's ros
in me,' he said. 'You'll have to go before
the curtain nnd rend this.'
"I took It, stepped out In front, and
inid :
"'I nm requeted to ask If thi-re Is a
nan of tlie name of Olson In the audi
ence. His house U on lire.'"
"What happened I lien?" asked one of
the listeners.
"We Imd to suspend the play for fif
teen minutes." s.i id the retired actor,
'while .11 HJ maddened men wrre tii.iit.ng
iieir way tnw.ird the exits." Chicago
Irilr.ine.
Strlrtl)- (Iii;m.
"The crnsphVcNt man I ever knowed,"
said I'ncte Jerry I'.vtdes, "was au old
chap mimed Snoiviinx. So iieixuly told
him once (list when lie breathed he took
in oxygen nnd gave out carbon. He spent
a whole day tryin' to find out which of
them two gasri cnt. the most If you have
to buy 'em. He minted to know whether
be was uinltin' or losin' money when be
br;. '"d.- Chicocto Tribune.
For Kldner Trimbles and Ithraras-
iani.
Sufferers from . rheumatism, kidney
ami bladder troubles arc promised
speedy relief and cure by use of the
well-known medical preparation called
"Swamp Boot" So conn. lent of Its
efficacy are its proprietors that by men
tioning the name of this paper aud
writing to Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Blng
hamton, X. Y., a sample bottle or the
remedy will be sent free by mall to any
part or the United States. In order to
get this tree sample, be sure to men
tion the uiune or this paper.
' Too Doll for the Thau Rear. ,
"New York Is to have a new auto
mobile speedway."
"Just ror automobiles? And nothlnj
to get in the way?"
"Nothing."
"Say, wouldn't that be the limit of
deadly dullness?" Cleveland Plait
Dealer.
"OUCH, OH MY BACK",
NEURALGIA, STITCHES, LAMENESS, CRAMP
TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR , DAMP
ALL BRUISES. SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST
THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY THEY CANT RESIST
Price 25c
V--
NO MORE MUSTARD
THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN
1
Capsicum-Vaseline
EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE
PEPPER PLANT TAKEN
DIRECTLY IN VASELINE
n -f r- -"
DON'T WAIT
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A QUICK, SURE. SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN PRICE 15c.
IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBES MADE OK PUtfE TIN AT AI L DRUCGISTS AND
DEALERS, OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POSTACE STAMPS.
A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will not
blister the most delicate skin. The pain-allaying and curative qualities of the
article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve Head
ache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external counter
irritant known, also as an external remedy for pains in the chest and stomach
and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints. A trial will prove what
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children. Once used no family will be without It. Many people say "It la
the best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation of vaseline unless
the same carries our label, as otherwise It Is not genuine.
Sand your addrata and wa will mall our Vaseline Booklet daaorlblna
our preparations which will Interest you.
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ffiSj) HOES AT ALL f
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MEMBER OF THE FAMILY,
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rC3 W. L. Douptam mmkaa mnd mmlm morm crn
mmn'a$2.&n,t3.00mnda.aUmhomi
than Mir otham mmnutmaturmm In thm
wrld, bacauma lhv hold thai "?T&
ape fit bntiar, wur lonftmr, and
are of ovaala valua than any olhaa mx
ahoaa In tha mrorld to-dy. iM
W.L.Oouolaa $4 and SB Ollt Edpa Shoam cannot ba aquallad at any nrhtm. I
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vi ftue wvnu. Aiiusiratuu caiuiog ire.
;MiV'tf,i Whv tniro
A -s. J J
if castor oil? "Goes through you like a
dose of salts" means violence, grips, gripes, gaseaL,
soreness, irritation, and leaves your stomach and bowels
weak and burnt out. Might just as well take concen
trated lye. Then there's castor oil, disgusting, nauseat
ing truck that your stomach refuses unless you disguisa
the taste. Fool your own stomach, ch? Don't ever
believe that anything offensive to your taste or smell is
going to do you real good. Nature makes certain
things repulsive, so you will vot take them. Force
yourself to nauseous doses, and you ruin your digestion.
weaken your bowels, destroy your health.
On the other hand sec what .1 delightful,
palatable, perfect modern laxative, liver
regulator and bowel tonic you f:nd in
Brit for the BowrW. A.J
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Hevtr sold in bulk. Tpis
a.nuina tablet itiDBId
CCC. Uuarsntsea to cure or your mooty back,
tanisle and bookl.t frra, Addr' ft!)
etiTliog Rsotsdy L.,CbUa-e or Nrw Tart,
auuuai
Constipation i
May he pcrmanoTil) otmotncly props
perfctaial effort WitKlKe a$t,'i$tuw
t-cmecly, Srun fligs anil tj'uUe0J
wKich b left one to form regular
r.aoiifr a any .so mat assistance to td
turc may be gradual) ctipcifir
vdiCn ho longer needed o$lAe bests
remedics.wtAen reauirej, aretoasrtl
nature and hot to supplant the feata
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fogctil beneficial c fleets, aliyt
vuy ine genuine
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y. manufactured fcy the
California
Feo Sykup Co. only '
SOLD BY
ALL LEADINC DRUCCIST3
;(y, regular price aOtrtr ftottle
ouctuc only,
r Oil Fields.
Although the production of crude p,
troleum In America is making enormous
strides every year, the bulls of thlsl
eomes from new territories which yleJ4
heavy oils containing little or no spirit'
In fact, the fields which hare In th
past supplied the world with petro
leum pplrlt and high-class illuminating
oils ere. It Is said, fnlllng, so much M
that the center or production is no long
er in the Eastern States, but lies equal
ly between the Gulf States and Califor
nla. Heeent work In tho mld-contlnen-tal
fields shows, however, that there IB
a prospect or the supply of hlgb-grad
I oils being Increased." ) ,
7 v
Mt'Hir t IlKAP. Now Is your chance.
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inuil pii'imM wllh woriN nnd music. Oeor
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111', 111. I link. .ti lt..oL..I
'l lislit," "Anii'ili-n." "liUle Land." "My OlA
Kentucky Home, ' "Homo, Sweet llomtj"
AImo 11) mole, nil Rood. 127 In nil). Ik CW
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S. C. N. V.
No. 2
anb 60c
PLASTERS TO BLISTER
EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITANT.
TILL THE PAIN
A TUBE HANDY
. i liULULiASc JSrocatou all
'hew I alfc
"'f' I
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and Castor dPiDX
sirk - eninfY salts or rentilsiv
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