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About Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 18, 1907)
f V ft NT v. SS2m pltf . Skin of Boauty Is a Joy Forever. T. Felix Oounud'i Oriental Cream or Magloal Beautiflor. RtnnTa Tn, rimple", rroekjM, lluth l'utclm, ZUati, Mid Mitn Pmcara, ana CTflry oirruu-a on beaut?, and Ut iles detection II hu itMxl IU test c( H yrira, end Il no barrclce wa taitclt tobeaurtlt la proper.? maile. Jtcoepi nocotintcr fi'it of timUir rune. Dr. U A. F.vr said to a lady of tL hatit Vn (ft patient! t A you ladies will um tlitm, I raetimmcria - rtlD nrraarailorn." r r nil by all dnufl'ta end t aner Goods DcMera IB in. unitea dihh, u FEifiLT. HOPBIS, Prep, 37 Crut Jena Slrat, Hew To:. New and Liberal Homestead Regulations IN Western Canada TrJ mm NEW DISTRICTS Now Open for Settlement Soma of the choicest lands In the train (rowing baits, of Saskatchewan and Alberta have recently been opened for sattlement under the Revised Homestead Regulations of Canada. Thousands of homesteads of 160 acres each are now available. The new regula tions make It possible for entry to he made by proxy, the Opportunity tha,t many In the United States have beeriwaiting for. Any member of a family may make ntr? lor any other membor of the family who may be entitled to make entry for himaelf or herself. Entry may now be made before the Agent or Sub Agent of the District by proxy (on certain conditions', by the father, mother, son, daughter, brother or lis ter of an intending homesteader. "Any even numbered section of Dominion Lands In Manitoba or the north-West Provinces, excepting 8 and 26, not reserved, may be home steaded by any person the sale head of a family, or male over 18 years of age, to the extent of one-quartet section, of 160 acres, moreor less." The fee In each case will be $10.00. Churches, schools and-markets convenient. Healthy climate, splendid crops and good laws. Crain growing and cattle raising principal Industries. For further particulars as to Rates, Routes, Best Time to Co and Whsre to Locate, apply to W. D. Scott, Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or li. T. Holmes, Jiiclf'on St., St. Paul, Minn, and J. M. MncLachlan, Itox lib, Watt-rtown, bo. Dakota. Authorized Coveru a.ent Agents. ' . fleas, say where you taw thla advertisement. cuNnnra of muskiiat: Foresight With Which These Anl nml Dallil Winter Homes'. Ia the month -of March, before the rivers have opened, on the snow around the heads of the creeks and about the airholes In the thick Ice may he seen the curious trail of the muskrat It can readily be recognized by the firmly planted footmarks, heavily and slowly Impressed and the sharp after drag of the long, scaly, bladelike tall. All through the cold winter months these heavily furred animals have lived warm and comfortable In their well constructed houses, rearing their third and last litter. One house erected about September seemed planned, with almost human foresight. Here, with their long sharp teeth and strong. Inch long claws, they had cut and cleared wide paths through all the marshes paths so deep that three feet of Ice did not close them, so wide that we have often paddled along them, marveling at the great floating masses of torn up aquatic vegetation. These paths were a hundred yards long and four feet wide and were out through a mass of tangled cover high enough In most places to thoroughly conceal a duck hunter and his canoe. In the winter months the muskrats can easily dive from tbelr houses Into these under Ice channels, and the whole marsh Is be fore them to choose their meal from. The long yellow roots of the flag and the Juicy tubers of the wild onion (the musk rut npple is the more poetic Ojib way) hang exposed before thctn or are readily torn out. Iloniiycustlo Dale In Outing Magazine. I No Need f Another. An Italian priest who was well known for his missionary work among the I'assamaipioddy Indians In eastern 'Maiie was once urged by a young lady of bis congregation at Eustport to have a "mission" there to rouse some of tlio lethargic members of the church, whose spiritual condition, she earnestly de clared, was really deplorable. . "No, no!" he replied. "I do not ap prove of missions. Dey make de ex citement, but de effect is not last ing." "Oh, yes, father, indeed It is!" she Insisted. "In dat case, den, you do not need one," replied the good father, with n genial smile, "for you had one dree years ago." , Tn a billiard room in Tnrls Is a bil liard table made of giiiHs. It is much more difficult to make a shot upon it tliuu upon the ordinary baize-covered table. Shouts the D pan KeG The "Colic" of "Collier's" treated by a Doctor of Divinity. Look for the "Boo IIoo" article in this paper. Thcrc' "OUCH" OH, MY BACK IT IS WONDERFUL HOW 0U1CKLY THH PAIN AND STIFFNESS CO WHEN YOU USB JACOBS OIL THIS WELL-TRIED, Ot.D-TIME REMEDY FILLS THE BILL 253. ALL DRUGGSTS.GOo. CONQUERS PAIN "BUILT on HONOR" You must wear MAYER HONORBILT SHOES, to appre ciate their superiority over other makes. They have the style and wearing qualities, and feel right from the first; wear long and well, and look good to the last. " HQN0RB1LT SHOES FOR MEN are made with great care," of the highest grade material, by skilled workmen. They are honest thronga and through. You get style, quality and comfort In buying MAYER HONORBILT SHOES. Your dealer will supply youj il not, write to us. Look for the Mayer Trade Mark on the sole. . We also make Leading Lady Shoes, Martha Washington Comfort Shoes, Special Merit School Shoes. F. Mayer Boot & ShaFCompany n an An Vnfnlr Ailvantnce. The twin boys, Johnny and Tommy, not only looked almost exactly alike, anl could wear each other's 'clothes without the slightest misfit, bat usual ly weighed the same, there being a difference of not more than an ounce or two between them, notwithstanding the efforts they were always mlking to outweigh each other. "Tom," said his brother one day, "let's go nnd get weighed. I believe I can beat you .this time." Tommy agreed, and they went to the ProCOrv Klnrp ivIioi-a tliniui vmtneta u-ura I ..a.,.. 11.. ,1,...t.1.i "You get on the scales first," said Johnny. Tommy complied, and his weight was found to be sixty-eight pounds, twelve ounces. Then Johnny took his turn. lie tipped the scales at exactly slxty-uiue pounds. "That ain't fair!" exclaimed Tommy. "And it don't count! I forgot about that big boil on your arm!" Quarrelsome 1'irioni, The mistress of the house always goes straight to the point, says a writer in Punch. "Why did you leave your last place?" she bluntly asked the ap plicant for housemaid's place. "I coulun't stand the way mistress and master used to quarrel, mum." "Dear uie, did they quarrel very often V "Yes, mum. When 'twasn't me an' Mm, 'twas uie an' 'er." lie Ttcnd the SIsrns. "And now, little boys," said cue pret ty Sunday school teacher, "we have seen that it is ordained that every hu man being must some day come to his death. And what comes nfter dyl ng?" "Cleaning and pressing," yelped a boy who was familiar with window signs. Chicago News. Another View of It. "T5tit bo called you an 'unwhlppcd mob.' " "lie's rislit, by Oeorget Nobody's Tcr licked us jit." n Rcfison'' fta Hoo" GREAT RELICIOUS LEADER. (eneral Wllllnm limit h, Vow curly Flubty, Is a Itenmr'.nble linn. . The venerable head of the Salvation Army, Gen. William Itimth, Is on bis war to this country f"r his farewell I tour of the rnite.l States. Jon. Hooth i recently sailed from l.'iulaiid for an j extended visit to the Salvation Vriny j posts In this country ami Canada, and his coming has created Intense Interest In Salvation Army run!; nn:l religions circles generally. For most men ap proaching four wore .wars ;ich trip as Con. I!iot!l has MlaMie 1 would be an ordeal too trying, I. tit in the life of the patrlari'liial head of the Salvation Army It Is only nn Incident. Without successful contradiction, he has been called the greatest traveler in the world, every n:ok ami cranny of wii'ch he has visited during Ins tour of In pectloti of the many corps of his army. In the present year Ccsi. I'.ooth twice crossed the American continent on his trip to and from Japan, and during the few weeks spent in Hiiglaud since his return from the Orient he has scoured the length of England from north to south In an automobile, smneliines holding as many as six meetings a day in as many towns. Notwithstanding the honors accorded him in his later years. Gen. H.iotti lives almost as simply as the humblest sol dier In the ranks of hi army. When he strikes New York two months hence 99 v V . Art. :; -J l v ! l. l GENERAL WILLIAM EOOTIf. he will not have a royal suite at one of the big hotels. Two small rooms at the national headquarters of the army, No. 124 West Fourteenth street, will be fitted up for the use f the commander-in-chief, lie lives like n monk nnd his material needs are few. Oxford University last June con ferred the degree of doctor of civil law on (Jen. Hooth, the highest scholastic . honor lCnglaiiil 'cau bestow ou her great men. downed in the hood and cloak of an Oxford doctor, he takes hi t place on the same plane with tin; nr'-h'iishop of Canterbury, and that is regarded as a wonderful achievement for a man of whom Spurgeon said only 40 years ngo that ho brought religion Into contempt, and whose Christianity Huxley dubbed corybnntlc. In England today, as In every other country, den. Hooth is honored as a great man who has performed a great work, but w.iihln the memory of men not yet old ' he was looked upon ns a religious crank whoso nieth'ids were thought to be nn outrage on good taste and respectability. It has fallen to the lot of very few men who have ' lived for the benefit of their fellows to receive during their lifetime such measure of recognition and honor ns has been accorded to this high priest ' of a most aggressive religious org.uib i zatlon. j . Witty Simile. ( "A scheme to enable the wealthy to speiul several hundred pountls- for ilia monds 'nnd dresses in order to raise a few hundred pence for the poor," is not a bad hit at a charity ball. A comedy has been wittily likened to a cigar. If It's good, everyone wants u box ; if it's bad, no amount of puffing will make It draw. A youngster who saw n steamer for the first time exclaimed: "Ixtokl there's a railway engine having a hath." A locomotive has been called a professional place hunter and au un derlined article. A school girl defined a bustle as a "hollow mockery," and a lioy descrllM'd a lawsuit ns the things a policeman wears. A little girl was heard to say to her favorite doll: "You know, dollle; If you first cry and then you smile, a rain bow will come on your face." Children have often a happy knack of making apt Illustrations. A boy, on being asked to describe a kitten, said: "A kitten Is remarkable for rushing like mad at nothing whatever and stop ping before it gets there." The children at a Sunday school be ing asked, among other quest loos, what bearing false witness against one't neighbor meant, a icrt little girl re piled: "It Is when noliody hain't done nothing, iiiul somebody goes and tells." That homely dish, tripe, has boon compared to n "specimen of Inferior sponge," while that useful article, the needle, has been called the "rent colleo tor." Tlt.IIlts. She linen. A Washington public school teach er was quoting to her pupils tlio say lugs of various wise liieu touching the value of silence on certain occasions, when she gave tlicni the proverb to tho effect that we have one mouth and two ears in order that we may .listen twice us much as we speak. A day or so after the instruction, tho teacher, to see h:w well the lesson had btcn learned asked u girl pupil tho question, as. above. I.lltle Mabel had forgotten the phil osopher's maxim; lait tlie quest ion did not seem a difficult one to answer. "Heeauxe," said she, "we should not have room In our face for two niouthe and we should lon: fo crooked If we had only one ear." "No, Malx-1," said the teacher, "that Is not the reason. Perhaps Itusaile can tell us." I "Ycxstim." responded Itosnllo. "Iff. ' Unit way so we can lit what we he.t go in at one ear mid out of tho other.'1 Nearly every social pleasure a Liuo bus costs him either gray hair tw money. I J I wk j i& J ration ies j ! Want to !) an An a el." I want to be au nnprl And with the angels stnnd, A crown upon my forehead, A linrp within my hand; There rlclit before my Savior, 'So Riorums nnd so bright, I'd make the sivpotcst music Anil trni.e lliui day a tut night. I never would be weary, Nor ever slicd a tenr. Nor ever know a sorrow, Nor ever feel a fear; 15ut lib Hxod, pure nml holy, I'd dwell iu Jesus' sight, Anil with ten (Iioih.uiJ thnuKVida Praise Him bolU day nnd night. I know I'm weak and sinful, Hut Jesus will forgive, For many little children Have gune to lieaveu to live. Dear Savior, when 1 languish x And lay mo down to die, Oil, snil a shining angel And bear uie to the sky. Oh. there I'll be nn nngel And with the angels Maud, A crown upon my forehead', A harp within my hntul ; And there before the Savior, So glorious nml so bright, I'll join the heavenly music And praise Him ilny and night. The skylark. Itird of the .wilderness. Blithesome and cuiuberless, Sweet be thy matin o'er moorland and lea! Kmblem of happiness. West is thy dwelling place Oh, to abide iu the desert with thee! Wild is thy lay and loud. Far In the downy cloud, Love gives it energy, love gnvc it birth; Where, ou thy dewy wing, Where art thou journeying? Thy lay is in heaven, thy love is on earth. O'er fell and fountain sheen. O'er moor and mountain green, O'er the red steamer that heralds the day, Over the cloudlet dim, Over the rainbow's rim, MiiW.il cherub, soar, singing, away; Then, when the gloaming comes, Low in the heather blooms. Sweet will thy welcome nnd bed of love be! Emblem of happiness, lilest is thy dwelling place Oh, to abide in the desert with thee ! James Hogg. PAKIS TO HAVE POLICE DOGS. Konr niuck Canines Constitute the Ilrlicade Now Training;. As soon ns,the dog police Is In per fect working order, If you happen to be guilty of n misdemeanor you will hear, "Arretez au nom d'un cliein!" If you are wise you will "arreter," says the New Y'ork Herald's Paris edltlou. Job,. Black, Due and Dick constitute the dog brigade of tho Neullly and Purls police force. All of them are' black, and thus suited for night work, which is their specialty. At present they are stationed at police headquar ters in Neullly and nre being trained ' for general use, and particularly for clever sleuth work In the liois tie Boulogne. The dogs are not yet full-fledged po licemen, hence they are still btlng taught the essentials of their tnurlcl pnl duty nnd are making satisfactory pi ogress. Several times n week titey t,re taken to an luelosure In Neullly, es pecially engaged for the purpose, wlure four of tho local peace ollicers te.-.ch and direct them In the work of being clever and discreet thief catchers.- The scheme In the training Is that of teaching the dogs to obey ami carry out the Intelligence of their masters Iu catching evildoers,' of nil kinds. Ac cordingly the dogs nre inado to answer, piouiptly tho word of command. Thoyi must follow or go ahead, start, stop,' ittack, desist, watch, search or remain at rest. In their very natures they are "at tackers," nnd when they are given tho command "Attaquc!" they start for their prey with positive relish. For experimental purposes an "Apache" has been engaged, and Ms name is Bou logne. As a matter of fact, Boulogne is a law-abiding, peaceiible citi zen, but, in the manner the dogs tiro trained to regard him, he Is anything on the outlaw category from horse thief to an assassin. Thus the dogs have their eyes on him all the time and uwalt orders to pounce on him. Wnrnlnus Adslnat statistics. A rtqiorter Is said to have once asked John Jacob Astor If It were true that he had 117 automobiles, 5 chauffeurs, 33 horses and 48 carriages. Mr. Astor Interrupted : "Statistics are nhvays dry, stupid mid even irritating. Ix-t me tell yon a story of a temperance exhorter who, while Iu the suburbs, found a man ly ing full length ou the path, with flush ed face nnd tousled hair. He touched lilm with the foot to rouse him and said In u voice full of gentle reproach: 'My friend, did you ever pause to con sider that if you hail placed the price of one glass of whisky out at comtxiuml Interest at the time of the visit of the Queen of Sheba to Solomon you would have $"..SHU72?' "Tin; red-faced man lifted tip his head. brush(d the place where the oth er's foot had touched hini and replied: 'No, 1 haven't worked that out, but I'm something of u statistician myself, nnd If you don't go back 11!) feet In 7 seconds I'll hit you 411 times and make you set" 17,."US EtJi-9, for I've Just had six teeth pulled fur that's f l.:i:j a tooth and I tell you, you old imtldlcr, I "iu iu no mood for fooling.' " Just 1 rtliiir for n Hat. "I noticed that your wife didn't look very well tills morning." said Xexdorc. "Oh, It's nothing rfrTlous," replied Mnrrys.t, smiling. , "1 remarked that her eyes were very red uud tearful." "Yes; It's merely a case f uimt JO might cull 'millinery hysteria.'" Tho Catholic Standard a;;d Times. Back-pedal when you find yourself talkhig too much. . A Hard Task. Afhlcngo man tells of a resident f that city who had been unsuccessful In one venture nfter another. At Inst, however, ho made it large sum of money by means of nn Juventlon In car wheels; rjcl very soon thereafter his family, consisting of his wife aud two young daughters, were to le seen taking their dally outing In a motor car. One day the three were being driven rapidly through the park, while a look of painful self-consciousness over, upread the features of the Inventor's wife, ns she sat bolt upright, looking Straight before her. "Now, ma." cmuc In clear tones from one of the daughters, whose keen face was alive with enjoyment, "now, mn, can't yon loll back and not look as If the water was boiling over?" Variations of Cards. There nre an enormous miiubcr of possible variations of cards In card games. L'very man when he takes up his cards nt whist holds one out of C3r,013,o,"!).i;t)0 possible hands. Tho total number of variations possible among all players Is so great ns almost to exceed belief. It has been calculated that If a million men were engaged In dealing cards nt the rate of one deal every minute day and night for 100, 000,000 years they would have exhaust ed only a hundred thousandth part of the variations of the cards. TEN YEAR8 07 PAIN. t'nable to Do Kven Housework D enaae of Kidney Troubles. Mrs. .Margaret Emmerich, of Clin ton street. Napoleon, Ohio, says: "For fifteen years I was a great . 'sufferer from kidney troubles. My back pained me terri bly. Every turn or move caused sharp, shooting pains. My eyesight was' poor, dark spots nppenred before me, nnd I had dlzr.y spells. yor teu yeurs I could not do housework, and for two years did not get out of the house. The kidney secretions were Irregular, nnd doctors were not helping me. Donu'a Kidney Pi lis brought me quick relief, and dual ly cured me. They saved my life." Sgld by all dealers. 00 cents a box. Foster-Mliburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. AN INSECT PLAGUE. fhe Mosquitoes that Infest the; Ilea-lon of I.nke Nyassa. Ia, his book "From the Cape to Cairo,'. E. S. Grogan (wrltes: "The Kungu fly, which la pecullnr to Lnko Nyn.-wa, resembles smnll May. " flies, and at certain seasons of the year they rise from the water In such stupendous clouds that they blot out the whole horizon. Seen in the distance they have exactly the apicaranee of a rain storm coming across the lake. When they are blown landward they make every place uninhabitable by the stanch .w hich arises from the countless millions that lodge aud die on every Inch of sheltered ground. I myself have seen theui lying n foot deep In a room, and I was told that they are often 'much worse. The natives sweep them up and makes cakes of them. "Biting and poisonous nnts are an other pest, but tho mosquito Is tho great . enemy of man. It was abso lutely necessary to turn in half nn hour before sunset and to make all the preparations for the night. I piled all my belongings round the edge of my net and kept a green wood fire burning at each end, and then I lay Inside, smoked the native tobacco nnd prayed for morning. As soon as the sun went down the mosquitoes started operations. "It was like having a tame whirl wind In one's tent. They could not possibly have been worse. Every night 200 or 300 contrived to enter my net I liuve no Idea how. The most pernici ous nnd poisonous kind was a very small black mosquito that might pos sibly have penetrated the mesh. I used to turn out In tho morning perfectly dazed from the amount of poison that bad been injected during the night." II Was "It." The valor of the Individual does aot depend on the size. The scrap of hu manity mentioned in the uewspnpor was not to be judged by a scale of Inches. The small boy was dressed In foot ball costume, and with a Jaunty air he walked Into the office of a country newspaper and handed to the editor a dirty scrap of paper. On It was a brief account of a Juvenile football match which had taken place that afternon. Glancing nt tlio report, the editorial eye caught the words: "Muunlngtou kicked a magnificent goal the fiucot ever seen on the ground." "Who Is Manulngton?" asked the editor. Tho human ntom turned the thumb of his right hand proudly tojils breast "I am Munulr.gton !" he said, calm ly. L'arfnl. "I hear old Gruudpu Jinx has passed owny." "Yes, and the family miss him very mch." "I should thlnlr they would be glad for him, ho had the palsy terribly." "Yes, but they used to fasten him to tho churn and he'd bring the butter In no time." Fort Worth Itceord. PUTNAM Calar asrs least krljhler sad latlcrtalers Idas snr aajf aisMsi suuesi iivis, sssrl. SlrMtUl lies em immmm ymmm DACKAGHE AND DESPONDENCY Are loth symptoms of organic do- rangenicnt, and nut ore's warning to women of a troublo which will soon eror later declare itself. How often do we hear women say, "It seems as though my back would break." Yet they continue to drajf along and suffer with aches in the small of tho bach, pain low down In tho side, dragging1 sensations, nerr ousness and no ambition. They do not realize that the bock Is the niain-srtrlnir of woman's orrrnn. ism and quickly indicates by achinff MISS LENANAGEL a diseased condition of thefemiuine organs or kidneys, and that aches and pains will continuo until tho cause is removed. ' Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made from native roots and herbs has been for many years the most successful remedy in such cases. No other medicine has such a record of cures of feminine Ills. Miss LcnaNagcl, cf 117 Morgan St., Buffalo, N. Y., writes: "I was. completely worn out nnd on the vergo of nervous prostration. My back ached all tho time. I had dreadful periods of pain, was subject to flta of crying and extreme nervousness, and was alwav's weak tpd tired. Lydia K. Pinkhatn's Vegetable Compound completely cured we " Lydia E. Pinkhnm's Vegetable Com such as Backache. Falling and Displacements, and all Organic Diseases. Dissolves and expels Tumors at an early stage. H strVugtRcns and tones tho Stomach. Cures Headache and Indigestion and invigorates the whole feminine system. . Mrs. Plnkham's Standing Invitation to Women Women suffering from any form of female weakness are Invited to trnlAtlrt Pinklian, l.Dnn fus I. m - - - - -------.-, -j , ... uran. W. L.-DOUGLAS $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES cn.HOES Ton EVERY MEMBER OT fUUU I Douplmm doom not makm ,ttf a?U1fff I Mswi'st AS 03. BO M ( thmnnn votlfrmanufaoturar. THE REASON W. L. PourIs ahosa ars trom by more People In all waU of life thrtn any other m.ks ia brrauas ot thair rxriillpnt at via, aav-ntting, and suiierinr wearing qimlitica. 'I li selection of the leathers anil otliar materials (or each part of the shoe a:ui every detail of the mikiniriiloo'rlaftrr liv the most complete oiyantrst ion of superirweDiirtnta, foremen ami akilletlalioemskerK. whoreneive the hi(lieat wages Paul in the sheet nduKtry, Slid who. workmsnaht cannot le excelled. If I could take youi n to mylarge factories at Brockton, Mans., and show you how carefully W. L. Houglm nhoea are made, you wouIUthen umlrratand why thev hold their ehape, fit better, wearl onaer and are of e-reater vnltm than anv oilier make. My 04.OO mnd 9B.OO OILT CDGEShoma cannot bm mouattad at any Brio: CAUTIONI Iheiienuine hsva W. L. loiiglaa name and price tamped on bbttom. Tulta No Nabatltute. Aak your dealer for W. L. llmicla ahoes. If lie cannot anpplv"von aend direotto factory. Shoeasentsverywhsrsby mail. Catalog free. W, U. Utajilaa, Brockton, Maaa. and (Castor WiH JWtr aaaaaaaaaa-anaa-aa-aaa-aaa-a-aaanaaa-aa I Why take sickening salts or repulsiva il castor oil? "Goes through you like a dose of salts" means violence, grips, gripes, gases, soreness, irritation, and leaves your stomach and bowels weak and burnt out. Might just as well take concent trated lye. Then there's castor oil, disgusting, nauseat ing truck that your stomach refuses unless you disguiso the taste. Fool your own stomach, eh? Don't ever believe that anything offensive to your taste or smell is going to do you real good. Nature makes certain things repulsive, so you will not take them. Force yourself to nauseous doses, and you ruin your digestion. weaken your bowels, destroy your4 health. On the other hand see what a delightful, palatable, perfect modern laxative, liver regulator and bowel tonic you find in r1Atl Af4. Ir in. uowib. o . . . t. r. . i. ULVltjUL.1 ,.c ri auiu HUM, rnutne tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. Cample and booklet free. Addreas M0 (Sterling; Remedy Co., Chicago or New York. BABY WASTED TO SKELETON. In Torments with Terrible Sorea on Face and Hod, Tore at Flesh Cured by Cutlcora. "My little son, when about a year and u half old began to have sores come out on his face. They began to come on his arms, then on other pnrts of bis body, and then one came ou ' chest, -worse than the others. At iUo end of about a year and a half of suf fering he grew so bad I bad to tie his bands In cloths at night to keep him from scratching the sores und tearing tho flesh. He gut to be a mere skele ton and wus hardly able to walk. I sent to the drug store and got a cake of Cuticura Sonp and a box of Cutlcura Ointment, and at the end of about two months the sores were all well. lie bus never hud any sores of any kind since, and only for the Cutlcura Reme dies my precious child would have died from these terrible sores. 1 used only one cake of Sonp and about three boxes of Cutlcura Ointment, Mrs. Eg bert Sheldon, It. F. V. No. 1, Woodvllle, Conn., April 22, 1005." Oar Onn Mln.trels. "Mistah Jolnihin, wot am de difTunce 'tween a fust clus seventy dollah tailah made suit o' clo'es au' a to' dolluh ready uioile suit?" "That's a little too deep for me, George. You will bate to tell me. What la the difference between a first class ?70 tailor aiadn suit of clothes aud a ready made tiitV" "1 knowed yo' couldn't tell, Mistah Johrixlng. Ff jo' could,' yo' wouldn't be wearin' dat suit o' huo-uie-donns yo' got on now." "Ladies and gentlemen, the pleasing tenor, Mr. Tierce de Skie. will sing that most touching of bullmls, 'Policeman, Dense Grub the Other Arm; My Vacci nation Is Taking!' " "Gentlemen of the Jury," erupted the attorney for the plaintiff, address 'ng the twelve Arkansas peers who were sitting in Judgment und on their respective shoulder blades. In it damage suit against u grasping corporation fur killing a cow, "if the train had been running as slow as It ehouhj have been ran, If the hell had been rung as It ort to have beeu rang, or the whistle had hen blown as It tdiould have been blew, none of which wus did, the cow would not have been Injured when she was killed !" ltam's Horn. The late Ilonry ijnrlaml li said t have received $70,1100 from ene of hit novels, but his tuuuuer of working killed bun. FADELESS DYES mr olter e. 0-e I Or rarkao- .let? til libers. luer dye . tt'i i-r k.iir. .11... a., .eatal - U.w I 0.. e:... a. 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