Free transportation to
the Interstate Fair, Sioux
City. Iowa. Watch this
rpaca next week.
Bulls la an lrlih FaptMr.
Speaking about Irish bulls, bow Is
this paragraph from tins editorial col
nmns f n recent Issue of the Western
News of Gahvny, Ireland? "To rob a
tann of bis purse and then maltreat
him for not having It would pass mus
ter among pitiless brutal crimes, but
to kill and alny a man to the point of
fleath and then murder him for not
flying quick enough Is oae point setter
In the catalogue of human Infamy. It
Is enough to make Irishmen set their
teeth and talk silently In groups."
Dialing; tilahrd.
"Ytr Is Hiram Ityctap going around
all puffed up?" nskfd the postmaster
at Bacon Itldge.
"Why, bogosh, he thinks he looks
Just like a Congressman or Senator,"
respowlod the rural mall carrier.
"And what put that In his head?"
"Why, he applied to tlie railroad for
ft pass an they refused him, begosh."
, The Moilrl WKnru.
"Yes, they considered lilin a model
Witness."
"And what did his testimony amount
to?"
L "Nothing whatevtr." Cleveland
Vrialn Dealer.
Merchants Visit Milwaukee.
Come to the city of beautiful pnrka,
cleuu streets, fine buildings, huge fac
tories, immense joining houses and hos
pitable people. Spend your i;me during
the Auuuiil Fall lluying Season where
you can bring your families and combine
businufu with pleasure.
The reoent laws in Wisconsin. Iown,
Iibnois. Minnesota, Nebraska, Missouri,
and neighboring states, by which pas
enger fares are reduced t two cents a
mile, are of great advantage ta nier
chants in this territory wh wish to
coine to Milwaukee. After August 15,
HMJi, merchants may buy a regular tick
et to Milwaukee at a rate cf two cents
a uiikv (the lowest rate uow given for
t any ocasion) nnd will ot be required
.y to seenre certiticates tr be restricted to
y certain dates. This offers decided ad
vantages to Milwaukee Matraus. While
in Milwaukee call for information at the
Milwaukee Association of Jobbers and
Manufacturers. -l.V4! University Bid;;.
Dnnlily I n fortunate.
j Ardent Youth So your father doesn't
Tlike me on nccount of my various short
comings, doesn't ho?
Fair Maiden No; and mamma object
to your long Ktayinus.
Mrt. Wlnilow'i BonttilDic Hyiup for CT.IIrtrea
tooiulnc; t-oftoui thi gums, reuuaei luiluimnM
Uoa, 2IUII1 p&ia. ourat wind ooiia, h fcoiua.
Formalin (or Fro tin.
Some lmj)ortiint oxporimouts on the
preservation of ripp fruits by means of
formalin have recently been carried out
at the Jodrall luborutory, Kew, says the
London Globe. If tile fruit is one which
is eaton without peeling, as the straw
berry or raspberry, it is, first of all,
Immersed for twi minutes la cold wa
ter containing 3 per cent of commercial
formalin. It Is then take out, and
allowed to remain live minutes In cold
water. If the fruit Is one of which the
skin or rlud Is not eaten, the latter
treatment Is omitted. It was found
that damsons thus treated kept nine
days, Victoria plums live days, black
currants live days and red currants'
four days longer than fruit not so
treated.
Titted or slightly diseased apples
thus treated were found to keep sev
eral weeks longer. It Is pointed out
Al.ut the spoiling of ripe fruit is often
due to the various bacteria nnd fc
ments occurring on their surfaces. Tbo
development of the:e Is prevented by
the formalin. It is suggested that the
use of formalin may render It possible
to.bring certain perishable ripe fruits
ffAa distant countries.
Her SMconlnit.
"I suppose your new servant girl Is
like ihe average new broom," said Mrs.
MeCall.
"Yes," replied Mis. Hiram Offen.
"She really sweeps clean, eh?"
h "Very likely. At any rate, she doesn't
Vwep the dirty places." Philadelphia
Record.
It's a
Good
Time now
to see what a good " staying1 "
breakfast can be made without
high-priced
Meat
TRY
1
A Ll(!!s Fruit,
A Dish of 6rape-kLi!s and Cream,
A Soft-Boiled Egg, .
Sens Nice, Crisp Toast
Cup of PostiiH food Coffee
That' all, and all very easy of diges
tion and full to the brim with
Ynourishment and strength.
BEPEAT FOR LUNCHEON
SUPPER,
and have a meat and vegetable
yiinnrr cuner ai noon or evening,
iy you prefer,
e predict lor you an Increase ia
physical and mental power.
There's a Reason."
little health cUuic. MTU Ro4 U
. 1 A'ttllviile" in nUuL
If you have anything to say to a
mill?, nay It to his face. Chleugo
Daily News.
Anthrojiology lustntetor What effect
has the climate on the Eskimo? Stu
dentCold feet. Harvard Lampoon.
Ollleer Seen anything of hit bag
gage, sentry? Sentry She's waltln' ;
round the corner for ye, sir! Ueyl
nent. . , j
"lid I tell you the story of the old
church bell?" "No. Ix-t's hear It." i
"Sorry, but It can be tolled only ou
Sunday." Cleveland I'ialu Dealer. j
lie Sa they got married and went .
off in their new motor car. She And
where did they spend their honey- I
moon? lie lu the hospital. Londou
TiM'.its.
Foote Llghte Has your sister a
strong part la tbo new piece? Miss Sue
l'.rette Why, yes; she has to carry
around one of those heavy spears 1
YoiiUers Statesman.
Mrs. Kelly "fls another of thlm
soovyreer wst cyards from me darter -j
Maggie tho foorth this month, be
gorry I She studs me wan every toimc
she changes her plnce. Puck.
Anxious Mother I hope you aro not
thinking of marrying young Clarkson.
lie spends every cent he earns. Pretty
Iuu,;htcr Oh, well, he doesn't caru
very much. Chicago Dally News.
"Dj you ever talk back to your
wife'.'" asked the solicitous friend.
"SoMctlmcs," nnswered Mr. Meekton ;
"a v '"' Utile; Just to show her that I
have nut g::ivj tj kIlvu." Chicago Daily
No:,:-.
Tommy Docs it make any difference
If l.a'.iy takes all his medicine at once?
Iia'.iy's J.'otiior (in horror) Good heav
ens.' Of course It does! Tommy
r.u: It h.isu't made any difference.
Punch.
Mrs. Wirkwire If you go first, you
wiil wait fur me on the other shore,
won't you, dear? Mr. Wickwire I sup
pose so. I never went anywhere yet
without having to wait for you. Illus
trated Pits.
"Any accident in your motor trip
through Italy and .France, Morgan?")
"Nothing worth mentioning. My wife
was thrown out and bruised a bit, but
the machine never got so much us a
scratch." Life. j
"So Jack's been made secretary nnd
treasurer of the company, has he?" j
"Yes. He lias to copy all the letters, 1
and take all the deposits to the bank,
nnd. oh, Mary, I'm so proud of him." j
Harper's Kazanr.
Church I like to see a man who can ,
for;;et an Injury. Gotham Well, there's
that neighbor of mine; he's suing the:
railroad company for an injured leg,
and very once in a while he forgets to
limp ! Yonkers Statesman. j
A kind old gentleman, seeing n small !
boy who was carrying a lot of news
papers under his nrm, said: "Don't
nil those pajKTs make you tired, my.
boy?" "Naw; I don't read 'em," re-:
plied the lad. Canadian Courier. j
"Put to my mind," said the clerical '
tourist from the East, "a plurality of i
wives is unspeakable." "Huh." snort
ed the good-natured Mormon. "I never
even heard of one wife that was un
shakable." Philadelphia Press.
Young Lady You are a wonderful
master of the piano. I hoar. Professor
von Spieler (hired for the occasion)
I May aggompaniinents zoiiietiines. "Ac
companiments to singing?" "Agsom
paniinents to gonversations." Tattler.
Waiter Mr. linmn's left bis umbrel
la again, sir. I d believe he'd leave
his head If It were lo.ise. Ko'olnson
I dare say you're right. I heard him
Kay only yesterday lie was going t'l
Switzerland for his lungs. Ally Sloper,
Church See that man going nlonji
with his head In the air, sniffing with
bis nose? Gotham Yes; I know hlia
Church I suppose he believes in taking
in the good, pure ozone? Gotham No;
lie's hunting for an automobile garagu,
I believe. Yonkers Statesman. I
"I cracked a lawyer's house the oth
er night," said the first burglar, dis
gustedly, "and the lawyer was there
with a gun all ready for me. He ad
vised me ter g!t out." "You got otl
easy," replied the other. "Not much
didn't! He charged me for do nd
vice." Philadelphia Press. j
"In the summer," remarked the obesi
passenger with the big diamond stud
"peopl.'j should eat nothing but cold
fi.od and drink the coldest water ol
tainnhle." "Ah!" exclaimed the rail' ,
w:'y detective, "you are evidently a doe :
tor?-' "Not me." replied the o. p. "I'm
an he dealer." Chicago News. j
P.r.s.in ( .m a bicycling trip) When
is the oilier man who used to be hen
as keeper'.' Park Gatekeeper Ho'i
dead, sir. P.ir.oii( with feeling) Dead:
Po.ii- filluw! Joined the great majori
ty, I'll? Park Gatekeeper Oh,
won! .
I
- I'll
,'t i;
en
!i.
!;e t
tr.:h
i say that, sir.
loan, ns far as
He wai
I know '
lit :t.n- of Tra.
glilily nb. nit Pekoe,
'.v peiei! have any
i:-:::ii'S si.iilfy.
. e t:i:
Holloa
Idea ol
a tl di.
t f Cantoa!
I!:e:
lie
it.
i."." f -r Ihe tea whl-h
is made from tin i
s .voii'ig that tU
11 on them. .
l.ie f
.1.1. e
anie dialect, ! 1
it merely bIj
is the nieanlnj
4
"( si-,'::i(les 'labor;" much trou
1 ! il aie . pemle, In ts prep j
aiati m -t Am.-y, nnd these are coav i
loo te l In its l.an.e. j
. !i"i" I; ;.:! -i niter a range el
hi::.-.- P .r:l r:d .J.oi-nal.
( on lli.rnl.
c-bie.s u:,:d to Skrlbblei
si 1. ...; )i;';M'are.?"
"UYv t!i
?h' i hf !
(' '(:::
"Y.!;a; ;:
"N'-ti.i!:-.'.
livery
hi t -j.:
I
'..ait it?"
Mlhv.'i
Sentinel. I
j
ii-ii you then
iii idiru daue
t'l:
will
i tl:e
"Tou done One. Wily," said the old
fentleman, shaking the young man's
hand. "I was tickled to death 'most
s much ns your mother. That wns a
great paper you read."
"Thank you, sir," said the young
man, beaming with pleasure.
"Yes, by Juc!;s! You hit the right
noil mpinre on ib head every time.
Did you make ti nt nil up yourself,
or did some of them professors help
you?"
"I didn't have any help," replied t.'ie
young man, with modest pride.
"You don't say! Well, think o'
that now! Don't it loat all how much
you know? Why, It took me forty or
fifty years to git through my head
what you Jest reeled right o(T ns slick
ns grease nn' ns pat as butter. Cues
there won't be no trouble about you
cucceedln'. You've not 'success' down
to a fine point, all right."
"There are certain underlying prin
ciples, of course," began the young
mani somewhat hesitatingly.
"'Course there Is," agreed the old
gentleman. " 'Detum I nation eonj'lnod
with unremitting Industry, the ability
to discern mistakes and the nobility
to correct 'eni will surely bring suc
cess.' says you. And you're dead right
about it. I don't see no show to ujv
set that nrgument. If you'd said it
was lonfin' around the house nn not
doin' n hand's turn to help with the
chores nn' spendin' dad's hard-earned
money on blame foolishness and dis
sipations with a lot of other young
snipes and gettln' uuly an' cranky when
an old feller tried to p'lnt out the
error of your way if you'd up an'
said that wns what It was brought suc
cess I'd have had to differ with yon.
sure."
"Some of my friends are looking for
STRANGE BULL
THE TAKIN OF THE
There Is nothing deceptive or mis
lending about this animal excepting Its
name, and this after all Is only tin
name given to It. without intention t
effend, by the natives of the MIshml
hills on the northern frontier of
Assam, whence the first siecliuen was
obtained by Prian Hodgson forty
years ago from native hunters. It
occurs also In the mountainous regions
of western China, w here n palc-colorcd
variety of the sikh'Ics was discovered
by pore David, and lu Thibet. It Is
known to scientific naturalists by the
name, llinlirrax (bull antelope), Its
full title being liurdtirvatt tiij-icolur.
There are two mounted specimens of
the takln in the P.rltlsii Natural His
tory museum.
The sclentlnc Interest attaching to
the takln depends on the fact that It
furnishes one of the numerous links bi
tween the antelopes nnd the more fa
miliar sheath-horned ruminants which
we know ns cattle (ox. buiValo, bison),
sheep, and goats. The antohios are
in fact a large nnd a very varied
group, some of elegant, graceful form
with long and finely-chiselled horns,
others with heavy heads and short
bull like horns such as the gnu, others
gont-like in shape such as the Aslatl
serow, others stalwart and finely-made
like the elands, which have straight,
jxiwerful horns, whilst their Indian
representative, tho beautiful blue bull,
or nilgai, has very small horns.
The Eurojiean chamois Is a good
example of an antelope which forms a
link between typical uutelojies and the
more familiar cavieorn, the gout. The
takln has In the adult broad tumid
bases to the horns, which nearly meet
In the middle line, nnd a curvature
which Is not unlike that presented by
the horns of the gnu. There Is, how
vver. one northern cavlcom the musk
ex of the Arctic circle which In the
general character of the horns and
limbs, with large lateral hoofe, pre
sents marked resemblance to the takln.
It U probable that the takln Is an off
hoot of the anteloie stock which ulti
mately produced the musk ox. Just as
the chamois, the serow, nnd tho goral
oiv prohahly remnants of another ante
lope line of ancestry which gave rise
to the goats and sheep. The curious
falsa antelope with its enlarged nose
closely resembles 111 that feature soiuo
varieties of sheep, whiKt the wonder
ful Wallaehhin sheep, the Oc atrrmi
tvroH of Llnnanis, has horns which lire
unlike those of nil other sheep and
goats ami resemble the straight de
fences of some autclopcK.
HE IIIF.ED WEBSTER.
A Shnrn iiiilui-krt Mnu'i lliirKVln
with the I. rent I.aYrr.
Of fviirs Wfhster was lu demand
by those who could afford to pay for
bis services. A Kharp Nantucket man
Is said to have got the better of tho
great defender of the constitution in
nn amusing way, however. He bad a
small cnr.e which was to lx tried at
Nantucket one wwlc In June, and he
post! to Welter's oftke In great Ui.t.
I : y:-- aft.:;"
Wit:.:.... &
me." said the young man, looking
around a little uneasily.
"IWt rush off. Wily." said the old
gentleman, securing htm by a coat but
ton. "They'll find you right here for
tlu next minute or two If they're good
lookers. I want to tell you bow proud
I nm of you gettln' off that nice
pi we. You went down to the marrer
of things, I tell you. 'Small successes
m:IUee for small souls.' says you. I
guess you keep your eyes skinned all
rltlif. You look n round yon here nu'
you see fellers hruikiu' other fellers'
necks, or tryln' to, nn' neglectin their
studies to get to be ha'f-hark o' the
football team, or pitcher In
the base-
d they're
ball nine, an' when they succee
Jest nlibut tol'nbly well satisfied with
themselves. They think, by Jacks, that
now they have done It. Ain't that
so?"
"Maybe," replied the young man.
"Now, if you'll excuse me"
"Leinnie tell you how I liked what
you said about frugality bein' respect
able an' not to be confounded with
parsimony, an' about there not belli'
any such thing ti failure, when the
aim was sufficiently exalted, an' about
Integrity bela' essential to even the
tim tff I.mI fir'r.i ' cnii'ooss. nn the Me.
cent regard for the opinion ' mankind
beln' ne'Ks'ry an' admitted by the most
unscrupulous.' That was great. When
the folks down to Hlgville expresses
themselves concernln' some snip of a
Ixiy nil' the boy says they're a pusslo
o' old mosshacks whose oplnyons don't
uever amount to Hhu- ks
"Well!" exclaimed the old gentleman,
gazing after the young man's retreat
ing form. "I wonder If Wily tixik any
o' that ns pers'nal." Chicago Daily
News.
ANTELOPE.
EASTEUX HIMALAYAS.
It WHS 11 Contest wlt'll n lielefllwir nvnr
. ' ' . I
a matter of considerable local Interest,
and his pride as a litigant was at 1
stake. He told Webster the particulars !
and asked what be would charge to j
conduct the case. j
"Why," said Webster, "you can't nf-
ford to hire me. I Rhonld have to stay 1
down there the whole week, and my fee !
would be more than the whole case Is '
worth. 1 couldn't go down there for ;
less than $1.XK. I could try every .
case on the docket ns well as one, and
It wouldn't cost any more, for one case I
would take my time for the entire '
week, anyway."
"All right, Mr. Webster." fpih-kly re!
sponded the Nantuekeler. "Here's your
$1.Uf. Vou ci i :o down, and I'll fix it '
so you can try every case." j
Webster was si amused over this ,
proposition that be kept bis word. lie ;
latent the entire week in Nantucket and j
appeared on one side or the other In '
every ease that came up for hearing, j
The shrewd Nantueketer hired Daniel j
out to all bis friends who were In llti- j
g.'tion and received n return about. ;
$1.."(X. so that he got Webster's kit- j
vices for nothing nnd made a good !
profit to Ixiot.
A (irral I'olrvlol.
Solomon Ctesar Malau habitually
conversed with 'his children In Lntlii,
but on his deathbed, when Solomon,
his son, began to recite a psalm In the
familiar vulgate of his youth, the dy
ing man, scholar to the last, muttered :
"Non lta, non Ita! Hebruise;" go the
son repeated It In Hebrew.
He could, for that mutter, Jurt r
well have said It In Coptic or Chinese,
for to him nil tonguea came naturally.
At IS he could write In thirteen lan
guages, Oriental and Eurocan, ami
among his published works we find
translations from the Arabic, Persian,
Vyriae, Ethioplc, Hebrew, Coptic, Ar
menian, Georgian, Mongol, I'Mihko,
Korean, Japanese, Greek, Itiisslun,
Welsh and Gothic. He Is said to have
learned to speak Armenian fluently In
fortnight, and be preached I li !enr.
!nn to a Georgian congregation In the
(Vthedial of Kutals. London Satur-
dl J Kevlew.
home rry OIl 'I ri-ra.
Piazillaii cocoiuiut palms live foriMMi
to Tim years, ami the Arabs assert that
the date palm freipnnilly reaches the
age of Jixi to ,!'H) years. Wallan'i onk.
near Paisley, Scotland, Is known to ho
oer n ears oni, and there are eight i
olli trees on the Mount of Olives :
near Jerusalem, which uru known to i
have been nourishing lu lli'.Kl. The
yews at I ouutaiu ubbey, Yorkshire,
wi j old treen when, lu 11', tilt all- '.
U-y was built, and redwood In Marl- f
IiohJi grove, ( uliroruia, Is a manifold
centenarian. Kitobah trees of Afrie.i
luiv Iteen iiiniputed to be over ."i.lKMl
years old, and the ieeduom cypress at
( 'liMWlllepec Is considered to lie of u
till greater age.
W'J.cti a iiutitr.illy rcinUy peMoii t'eti
InilIrfBtIim hi' l:u;i;:i'.'b hu Is a cynic.
HOW TO MAKE Uli; IIAir. GROW.
M'fitevn of Ihf 'l.-ivlnix Orcle tleua
Thl: Mulliccl,
"Y ii ought to get the tonic I for
my hair. I Just cct Ihe druggist to
mix 10 cents' woilh of i;!nlne anil 10
cents' worth of glycer::! and 10
cents' "
"Well," here p;;t lu the lleshy lady,
according to the Kansas City Star, "I
Kites If you went by that rule at
O 'a store you might come out with
nn entirely different thing from wlnt
you've be-ii getting."
"And iiiiyha.v." nseitcd the one em
broidering the shirt wal.-'t, "coal oil la
Just ns g( o'd. When mv sister was
I getting over th: typhoid fever she Just
rubbed
"Oh, my, I wouldn't have the nasty
stuff "
"Why, look h: re. -.-Iris wait till I
show her tills s'itc'i - you Ju.n llst-n
to what happened where my aunt usmI
to live. There were two sisters who
had the loveliest hair, a id they got It
by using kerosene, nnd "
"Well, I don't hcllsve r.nv one would
j have mu.-h mind afler using that fctuff
a while. I wash my h ilr lu salt wa
ter."
"Oh. my! D.'ii't it stick v"
"I'nsalt.M biitier'll make It grow."
"t-'age tea Is good."
"Oh, Ju.vt common cold tea will do
It."
"Put
"Yes,
"Put
It darkens it." I
that's o ; I use egg shampoo."
thai Costs il;e fun."
"When
we filled
we r.s.'d to near night ''lips
them with salt Iw tin dav-
time." oiVe-.vd grandma. "We kind o'
thought ih it helped th- hair."
"Yes," ventured Aunt Elizabeth,
! ' x
e tried pulling the hair gently
around llv roofs, some folks think
that kind o' starts a cltvulatlon ."
"Well. I should think it would you
know biusbliig's good for the hair,"
said some cue.
"And inn surge Is, loo."
"Yes, I always brush toy hair a bun
drill stroke. every n'ght."
"Oh! 1 never could s;e that It m .d'
mine grow much."
"ltilt It does, though. You ought to
see my sister's "
"See here, I was reading Just tho
other day that you mustn't brush your
bnlr. that It makes it fall."
"They say living near the sea mnkca
it grow."
"Why, I've always heard that going
to a Idgh altitude and dry cllimUo
Minmlnte "
"I'll till yon, '.nlles. It all depend
on your state i f health. If you're
strong in general you'll have "
"oh, 1 don't know about that. Hav
en't we nil seen poor sick women
whose strength all went to hair. I "
"Oh, hair! hair! hair! Drop hair!
Get a wig."
"Here come the refreshments."
"I've got the stem of this tulip work
ed anyhow."
r0000COOCC0OCC000OOCX3C0CO
AT A PERSIAN TABLE. 8
OOOOOCOOOOCOOCOCOOOOOOOOOU j
The new Shall of Persia, according to
n roi-ont newspaper article, succeeds to
u most magnificent kitchen, the stoves,'
linkers, tongs, and even the colfee-millH
of which are made of solid silver.
What Is not of silver Is of copper, t
heavily gilded. All the dishes, knives,
fork.s and such utensils nre of gold, set I
with-precious stones. The kitchen It-,
self Is a work of art. Its ceiling is of
wondrous lacquer, and its pillars of
marble and onyx. It Is an apartment
lit for Aladdin's whims rather than n!
place of cookery. Mi'!"WI1Ih, lu "Per- ,
sia As It Is," gives an ai-couut of Per-1
shin culinary mutters, and also do-J
ferihes the beautiful s'n rbol-spoons of
the country, which, although not made
of gold or silver, are highly prized. j
The meals of the Shall are not social ,
occasions, and be knows little of ffio 1
U'lielit of Jollity combined with tho act i
of eating, ills breakfast takes place'
at M, a solitary meal, the monarch .
sipiatting before fifty dishes or more. '
From these he selects n few of the ,
simplest, and quenches bis thirst with
iced sherbets. j
Dead silence reigns; the roycal but-:
lcrs hand the magnificent plates and
IhiwIs without a sound. I
Dinner is eiiicii at 1) In the evening,;
nnd differs from the morning meal in j
elaboration mid the fact that it Is en
livened by n baud.
The food Is very varied and the cook
ing extravagant. Lambs, roasted whole
and stuffed with almonds, raisins,
dates mi l pisl aehlo-mits, mid sparrow
mid pomegranate Mup enter Into the
ilcllcac les of tho cuisine. Sherbets
are a favorite drink. They are merely
water sweetened and flavored with
fruits, and rvd.
This sherbet Is drunk ' from largo
wooden NjiO'ius, delicately carved and
of great val.ie. V man often shows
bis wcnllh in the great variety and
costliness of his yhcrhct-spoouH. They
are made ;' pear wood, nnd are from
one to tvo feet In length, with howU
which ,-o:iu times linld a tumblerful.
The carving Is ns line and elaborate
as lace-work, mi l (be wood lu place
is cut so t':in a; to he translucent. The '
bowls live
sel'ip'iol'-:.
nr.. l rente. I
light io m 'd
exactly nlli.i
i, l oi ornamented with In
A:i oil with which they
i!.:l!:e!!S the originally
vviod. No two KpooiiH are
, niid sMik! are real work
of art. I
The Persian eon-biers n silver spoon
nu al'oniiiii li iil to touch tn the lips.
The tiny teaspoons of (diver hnve a
liligri". bole in the houl, and nre used
only f :Irrh.g.
A "rHl"K Muiiuiurnt
Nowhere in the world can be foiiuo.
a more stnlilir' monument tlcm n,u
crec.d o:i t'.ie shires of Lake Ksv.
Kill, lu central Asia. In honor of the
Itussiaii General Prjevalhkl, a famous
exjilorer of that region. Tin; tomb is
hollowed out In the summit of Jut.
ting cliff on the eastern margin of the
lake, and the uioiiiinicnt coiism:k of uil
euoraioiis rough hewn block of gray
granite, twi uly' five feet high, over
which Is t !irown a chnrt of central
Asia.
'I'lu only tiiiu- tiiiii' ini'ii urn nut
troulilo Ik when tlicy aro lu Jail,
niplomnry
Xliten," said the girl ns the womnn
pome In from the party at 3 o'clock ia
tho morning nnd stood at the bend of
her bed. "Do you hear her sob. the
woman above? She lias been sobbing
like that for an hour. Now, listen to
bla blft, gruff voice storming at her."
"I'll put a stop to that," the woman
declared, as ue hurried out of the flat
on up vtalr.
"Well," aald the Rlrl, when she bad
cme down again, "what did you dot
Threaten Llm with the Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Wives?"
"Not at all," said the woman. "I aim
th rang bis bell and asked lilui If there
waa anything I could do for his wife.
Vaa't she 111? We could hear her cry
lug beneath In our bedroom, I told bhu.
He thanked me nnd said there was
nothing I could do; but you dou't hear
any more sobbing, do you?"
Grttlnc Ilia Mm arc
Aunt Pllurn was preparing soup for
dJuuer, when one of the neighbors hap
pened In on a borrow ing cir.md. '
"Why, Aunt Pllura. Isn't that an un
usually large soup-kettle?" asked the
caller, with a calcualtlng glance at the
stove on her passage across the kitchen,
"If you're Just looking at the kittle,
It does seem plumb siznble," said Aunt
Fllura, calmly; "but when you cast
your looks on the extents and pliabili
ty of my Enoch's month, I reckon
twon't look any too large, that kittle
won't."
1 e rm r r ra n p.
Rom In poverty, reared in obscuri
ty, little Tad suffered many handicaps
through youth, and never knew what
It wns to hnve a penny to get gum
drops or licorice root.
Did he lose hope? No; he perse
vered until he is now opulent, for lit
tle Tad has become n plumber. In
dianapolis Star.
Pn-Jinllocil.
"The grand jury that Indicted me,H
Mid tilts grafter, "was grossly pveju
lleed." "How wns it prejudiced?"
"Py the evidence, of course." Wash
ington Star.
VERY BAD FORM OF ECZEMA.
SnlTrrpil Three Trart Pli j Irlam
Did No tiooil Prrfrctlr Writ After
I'alna; rutleum Hrmedlea.
"I take great pleasure In Informing
you that 1 was a sufferer of eczema In
a very bad form for the past three
years. I consulted nnd treated with a
number of physicians lu Chicago, but
to no avail. I commenced using the
Cutlcurn Remedies, consisting of Cutl
curu Soap, Ointment nnd Pills, three
mouths ago, nnd to-day I am perfectly
well, tho disease having left me entire
ly. I cannot recommend the Cutlcurn
Remedies too highly to anyone suffer
ing with the disease that I hnve had.
Mr. Florence E. Atwood, 18 Crilly
riace, Chicago, 111., October 2, 1U00.
Winiess: L. S. Berger."
Measures nre being taken by the C3er
man government to exploit the now dor
tnnnt water powers of the country on a
largo scaJu.
Vou Can Get Alien Font-Rnne FltEII
Wrlt to-ilny to Allen B. Olmsted, I Hot,
N. Y., for a I'ltEiC sample of Allen's Koo't
Ense, a powder to liak Into your ihoes.
It curp tired, nweatlng, hot, swollen, ach
ing feet. It mnkes new or tight ulioea easy.
A certain cure for Corns and Ituuloni. All
DriifnlaU aud Shoe Stores sell It. U5c,
A Nnfer Method.
Sheriff When the robbers held you up
weren't you nrmod?
Kucaped Victim No; but I waa well
legged. Judge.
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ali "'.ui-try ami w.irknuu.i.lil,. eunnot L A.ll,..l.
1 liuml.l t:ik you Int mv l:irifH fu.'l,.rn.. t Hroi ktiiii.Miiaa..
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Words of Praiao
For tho several Ingredients of which Pr
Pierce's medicines nre composed, as given
by leaders In nil the several schools of
medicine, should have far more weight
than any amount of non-professional tes
timonials. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip
tion has the li A Den or hosf.sty on every
bottle-wrapper, In a full list of all Ita In
gredients printed In plain English.
If you aro an Invalid woman and suffer
from frequent headache, backache, gnaw
ing dlstr7i In stomach, periodical pains,
disogreyRWe, catarrhal, pelvic drain,
dragglifWdown distress In lower abdomen
or pelvjs, perhaps dark spots or specks
dancing before the eyes, faint spells and
klndfyl jymstomscatiRod by female weak
ness, CLsth derangement of the srmlnlna
organs, yWcan not do better than take
Dr. PIcrrfefc'Favorlte Prescription.
The bsiltal, surgeon's knife snd opera
ting talimay be avoided by the timely
use of f avorite Prescription" In such
caws. Thereby the obnoxious exntnln
at Ions slid lucil iji -ii iiieoia of tl;e family
physician cmi lie avoided ami a thorough
cunise of Mu-cHEsf id treatment carried out
lrl if'f P' -lif V th" Lime- 'Va.vn.iti
Prescription " is composed oiTne very bet
native medicinal roots known to medical
science for the cure of woman's peculiar
aliments, contains no alcohol and nc
harmful or habit-forming drugs.
Do not expect too much from "Favorlt
Prescription; " It will not perform mira
cles; it will not disolve or cure tumors.
No medicine will. It will do as much to
establish vigorous health In most weak
nesses and ailments peculiarly Incident to.
wocirji as any medicine can. It must ba
glvTfc fair chiince by perseverance In its
use for a reasonable length of time.
v i i ,' r,-.. , I , .. .. ...... nn . .
Av ' I - ' " '. I'lTII.. '
Sick women are invited to consult Dr.
Pierce, by letter, free. All correstiond-
ence is guarded as sacredly aecret and
womanly commences aro protected t
proicssionni prtvacv. Auuress ur. li. v.
Pierce, llutralo, N. V.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets the best
laxative nnd regulator of tho bowels.
They invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. One a laxative; two or three a
cathartic Easy to tako, as candy.
Information Wanted.
"What be th' name uv that 'ere pic
ture?" queried Uncle Hiram Corn
Bhueks, who bad strayed Into tbo nrt
museum.
"Thot painting," replied the attend
ant, "represents Joshua commanding
the sun to stand still."
"Yew don't sit.v!" exclaimed t'nele
H.'j-am. "Which be Josh an which be
Lis son?"
Qneat Innnlile Compliment.
"Sonic of my Jokes," declared tbo bucT
ding humorist, "have been exteusively
copied." "As Jokes," asked a heartless friend,,
"or as quasi-literary curiosities V" Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
"HaTtn Tone wnnrtorftil "Oiterfl" for
Itimo mouths ami blna eutiriily mr"l ot ntHmacb
ealarrh suit ilyipf nl. 1 tMnk s word of prnlna la
fne to,i;uaAri'U"furthlr wuudrfnl ernipnitloii.
1 hftTA tftkn liumenms oktanr to-rulMil rumeillea
but wlllii.nl stkII and I On. I tliKt Crri-H -ollnT
wor. In a dajr tUau all tU oiiior 1 iiava ulua
would In a year. H
Jawci UoUuaa, 1M Marcar St., Joritj CUT. N.
naaaant, Palatahla. Potant Taata Good, Do AnoaV
Favor Ulckau, Wnaiian or ijrlpa, loo, tie. We. Motot
old la bulk. Tha aamilna tablot Udii1 0 0 0.
Quarautaad to aura or yuur luunay baok.
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