MRS. A. M. HAGERMANN
Lydia E. Plnkham's
inade from simple native root and herbs. For moro than thirty years
U baa been helping women to be strong, rog-ulntintr tlie functions per
fectly and overcoming pain. It has also proved itself ii-aiuablo in pro
Jrlnfr for child birth and the (Stance of Lite.
Mrs. A. M. najcrmann, of Hay Shore. L. I., writes : Dear Mrs,
rinkham: I suffered from a displacement, excessive and painful
functions so that I had to lie down or sit still most of the time.
Lydia 1,. Tinkham a Vegetable Compouud has made mo a well woman so
that I am able to attend to my duties. I wish every Buffering woman
would try Lydia B. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound and eeo what relief
It will give theja.!! .,. ? , y
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women
Wnmntl fin ffa'ytnr esm . fnam 9 mnU 111 li 1 a ii.
r rJt -- " J iuui icmaio inurna uro iuvik'u AJ Writ
Mrs. Pinkham. at Inn, Mass. f6r advice She is tfce Mra. IHnkbam who
n HI Kaoii dIwIuImm .lU -1- m a. i
T ' "-- -mu(( niuik nuuicu uro vt vuartj lur mure tuun twenty
Tears, and before that she assisted her mother-in-law Lydia E. Pink
ham in advininff. TtafcJe he ia especially well qualified to sruide
sick womrnTrrirfr. TfcnUK.
f Seeking; Somctklag Easier.
' "Why did that, great financier want
to get Into political life?" asked one
Wall street man. f
"Well, ' answered the other, "condi
tions are becoming peculiar. It's hard
er for a man to utay at the head of a
railway system than It is to hold a big
government ofiice." Washington Star.
FEARFUL BTJBNTNO SOKES.
Boy In Misery Twelve Years Eceemn
tm Reach Sralra,' Itching- and lu
anted Cored by Cutlcara.
"Cutleura has put a stop to twelve
years of misery 1 passed with my son
As an Infant I noticed on his body n
red spot and treated same with differ
ent remedies for about five years, but
When the spot began to get larger I put
him under the care of doctors. Under
thelr treatment the disease spread to
four different parts of bis body. Dur
ing the day It would get rough and
term like scale. At night It woo Id be
cracked. Inflamed and badly swollen,
with terrible burning and Itching. One
Idoctor told me that my son's ecsema
Was Incurable, and gave If up. I de
cided to give Cutleura a trial. When 1
had used the first box of Cutleura Olat
fcnent there was a great Intproveineat.
and by the time I had used the arooori
feet of Cutleura Remedies my child wa
Itored. He Is now twelve years eld, and
Els skin Is as One and smooth as llk.
Icbael Stelninan, 7 Sumner Avenue.
Brooklyn. K. V.. Aprii HI. liHtt.
T Badtwooda Limited.
"What Is all the excitement?" erfked
TJncle Jason Ilardapple as he entered
the Chicago skyscraper.
"Why," replied a big broker, "we are
kleklng about the elghteen-hour train."
"Do ten 1 Well, that Is Just what the
'folks down to Bacon Ridge were kick
ing about when I came away."
"nat7 LH you mean to say you
have an elghteen-hour train down In
that out-of-the-way place?"
"Certainly, neighbor."
"And are you kicking because It goes
too fast?"
"No, we are kicking because it goes
too slow. You see. It takes eighteen
hours to make fifty miles.'"
A Most Valuable Agent.
, The glycerine employed la Dr. Pierce's
.medicines greatly .enhances the medicinal
properties which it extract from native
medicinal roots and holds In solution
much better than alcohol wuld. It also
possesses medicinal properties of its own,
being a valuable demulcent, nutritive,
antiseptic and antlferment It adds
greatly to thoeffieacy of the Black Cherry
bark, Bloodroot, tioldea Seal root, Stoae
toot and Queen's root, contained la
"Golden Mjtlleal Discoveryin subduing
chronic, or lingering coughs, bronchial,
throat and lung affections, for all of which,
these agents are recommended by stand
ard medical authorities.
In all cases where therp is a wasting
way of flesh, lots of appetito, with weak
stomach, as in iho early stages of con
umnripn, there can be no doubt that gly
cerineacts at a valuable nutritive and
aids iftie Ooldcn Seal root. Stone root, ,
Qoeetu's roj)i and Black Cherrybark In
Sromovnc fligestion and building up the
esh arftflstrcnBth. controlling the cough
nd brlnig about a healthy condition
of the while system. Of course. It tnnst
noi oe emjecteu to work mlruc es. It wi
not eurettjnsiimption except In itsearller
Stages.O It will giro vrrv SPVrrp. nticti-
Bat, hanij-flfl, t-immic c)iii'lS
a'nu hiryniii'a It run lilt's. li el
i rui i Kr sum
niKfi In Diilil.1 nimrliJ
hanr-on eotiebs. or those of 1 nntr at n n11 rtir
i w .w oi iimnili Id IB ( LI1U miiri'riiiir
even when aci-omnanird by bleftdlng from
lungs, that it bus perurmud its most
marvelous cures.
Prof. Flnloy i:ii:nwood. M. D., of Ben
nett Med. College, Chicago, Bays ol gly-
BoUllnir a fixed tiimniiiy of the jhtoxIUc of
Biurusrn in hoiunixi. u i. ouo ur Ilia brht
manufa'turud pitMliM-uof tho lirvM-nt timoiu
1U aclkm liix.il -n(t-, llfO, ili,i,lit.(i mihu-aobs,eix-clallv
If thrie is ubrution or c
tarrlial gastrltii (i Hiunhal liilla'iuiiation of
umiac-b), it la a nwM edicloct irt- pa ration.
Gljcrrlnn will ivl.uvo many ritwa of PJ'Pwla
iioartburn) and t xc.bivo giurui (stoumcUJ
acidity."
"(lolijun Mrrllral Pisoovory" t-n riches and
puriiiuB tho IjI.khI rurtiiir Mitlc'lmx. iniiiil's
eruptions, wrofulou. Wl'11Uii;.4 ur.d olil borua,
or ulcer.
Btmd to Dr. I!. V. riorco. cf r-ffffllo. N. Y..
for free tHXiklel ti iUni: all about ibf natlw
meoiclnul riKiis mniixliin ihls wonilcrful
nuwiu-tnr i- - ' . al.nnol In it.
"RftTlBff taken jtmr wonderful
ttir inunttiB and
T,MaT.rt' for
aturrh autl dytipftiiiii. tbiuk word or tl it
fu U' Cut!irti"iur tiiatr wiJrftiloini)iiiiion.
I have taken numnmnt other eo-rn.led reuinitea
M wlibuui avull anU ! Ami that ('ascarv'ie relief
ur In a day thaa ftil the olbura 1 Lave fcakea
Vould Id a year. "
Jau.ee WcUuna, 108 Mercer Bl., Jeraej CUj, N. J.
i ii
ii-iiiu vutirtjiy rnrt-j or numara
-,""aal PalatmhU. Potest, Taita Beat n KmJ
uanaWMl to tan Nu a.uur Lk.
tarUo R.m4jr Co., Chicaa ar M.Y. M
uxualsale,teik::uj3ib3us
DYSW8SI
j for
ff p Th Dowels
ALL WOMEN
SUFFER
from the same physical disturbances,
and the nature of their duties, in
many cases, quickly drift thein into
the horrors of all kinds of female
complaint, organic troubles, ulcera
tion, falling1 and displacements, or
perhaps irrerularity or suppression
causing backache, nervousness, ir
ritability, and fcleeplcsaness.
Women everywhere should re
member that the medicine that holds
the record for the larg-ent number of
actual cures of fonialn ill u
Vegetable Compound
NEyER nUNORY IN HI3 LIFE.
Man Lived Serentr-two Yeara With
oat an Appetite.
Archie McDowell, 72 years old, dloii
yesterday of heart disease at St. Mar
garet's Hospital, West Side. He had
been taken to the hospital from his
room In the Arniourdale Hotel last
wek. Mr. McDowell was also known
as Archie McGruder.
McDowell was known on the Vest
Side as a man who was never hungry.
" I was never huugry In my whole life,"
he said recently. He had no family
and his only responsibility was his
dog, "Bobble Burns." Since food was
the last thing he thought about, his
room rent, tobacco and a few clothes
were bis only expenses. Friends sup
plied those. The Kansas City Star pub
lished the following Interview with Mc
Dowell Jan. 31:
I know nothing of the pleasures of
eating. A Thanksgiving dinner or a
Christmas feast have no attractions for
nae. I have never been hungry In my
life, I have not eaten live pounds of
olid food In the last ttiree months. 1
never crave food and, strange as It maj
era, food hardly aeema necessary to
my existence."
"You surely got tungry when you
were a growing boy, did you nofflj he
was asked.
"Xo, never. I wed to go fishing
with my boy companions and after we
had been away from home all day on
the creek banXs they would eotnplaln
of a ravenous hunger, but not I. I was
not bothered at all and never thought
of food and when I did eat 1t was be
cause my niotbeT made me do so. ,
"It was the same way when X went
through the Civil War," continued Mc
Dowell. "Lorng marches and fatigue
did not give me a desire for food. 1
had three years of service and was at
different times under Buell, Sherman
and Grant During the retreat from
Cumberland Gap, when we marched
seventeen days all. day and also nlna
nights during that time, 1 saw men
almost dead from hunger, but I could
not sympathize with them because I
xperlenced none of the pangs. Some
times when I felt weak l would chew
stick 'aad be perfectly satisfied."
Mrs. L. A. Houck, manager of the
Arniourdale Hotetf, where McDowell
lived, said about his appetite :
"He ate scarcely anything. 1 re
member tliat he Uok Soup a few times,
but he appeared to live almost entirely
on eoffee and other tlmulants."
McDowell went to Wyandotte Coun
ty In 1S79. He followed various pur
suits, farming, the dry-goods business
and practicing law. Of reent years
be had not worked. His wife di;?fl
nineteen years ago. A grown son liven
somewhere in the East, but McDowell
hud not seen him for thirteen years.
WEATHER ECCENTRICITIES.
Sam of tfce Diacavertea of tho Pa.
lent Newapaper Ftle Invea(lu-aor.
Files of old newspapers are very em
barrassing to commentators on weather
conditions. Men ripe In years but of
treacherous memories are often In evi
dence, when the weather is not normal
or seasonable, with emphatic asuertlons
that such conditions never -existed be
fore, soys the Baltimore Sun.
The public, which, as a rnle, has net.
tluT the time or the Inclination to
search ancient records, 1s then con
vinced that no prowling generation has
had to contend with weather as ca
priilous and plienouienal as the late
spring frosts and early spring torrldlty
of our own tiuies.
But lu tlmo there Appears the man
who has a weaknesa fur dlRjthig Into
newspaper files. Tul patient ltrrestl
gntur bus tieen operating In Cinclvnafl.
He has discovered that on May 17,
lCi!, there was a blighting front ex
tending from the MIrln;Ippl Itlver to
the Eastern States. Oa June 5 there
was another heavy frost, tus wave of
cola extending to the Atlantic eoait
There was great exelteSieiit among the
farmers, many of whom, believing t.ieir
grain crops hud been ruined, went Into
the market and bought flour. The
frosts were followed by a period of ex
cellent weather unJ crops were re-
KOWII.
The memory of man respecting
weather conditions in the past Is rare
ly to be trusted. We have heat out
of season and cold out of season, hu
If we go back to the records we will
find that there Is nothing new undei
the sun and that the weather has been
behaving In an eccentric way for maui
years.
Rooaa to Project.
There will be one good thing about
being an angel." declared the girl with
the uumber six foot
"What's that?"
"A number one sandal will come a
good dealtf easier than a nun oer (w
shoe." Pita bur TosL
WOMAN STILL A REBEL.
Mlaa Mary llaK, In tnnfpderat fnt.
form, i'onaplcaona at Itennlon.
Miss Mary I lull, of Angnsta. Oa., an
Unreconstructed reU-I and the only
woman niemlcr In full standing of any
ennip of Confederate veterans, was
given an ovation during the reunion
of the grnud tamp. In Illchmond, when
ever she appeared uHn the streets
calm, serene and dignified, dressed In
the regulations gray uniform, Jacket
and campaign lint, with a walking skirt
of the Mine material, carrying a tat
tered battle flag of the Confederacy,
marching on foot In the sim or the rnln
with her brothers of the rnnks, scorn
ing to ride In a carriage or on horse
back while the other members of tho
command podded along on foot.
Iter progress through the streets was
Impeded by the surging masxes of hu
manity eager to catch a glimpse of the
3aA
a
MISS MABY 11 ALL.
woman who, , even after many years,
has scorned to become reconciled to the
changed conditions. ;
Forced to live always with the Stars
and 'Stripes waving above her, MIsa
Hall has counteracted as best ' shsl
could this token of the submission to
her country by wearing always half!
concealed among her snowy curls a
small Confederate flag.
Miss Hall has many priceless posses
sions handed down to her from the
old days. Among them Is a valuable
ring which was worn by a dearly be
loved brother. Another ring , In her
possession was bequeathed to her al
most from the battlefield. Still anoth
er curries with It a dearer and cveni
closer and more sacred memory than
that of the cause that was lost It is
the ring of her sweetheart, slain on a
battlefield.
OLDEST OF LIVING TREES.
One of the Slstr Speelea Known to
De 2,105 V ara Old.
This bo tree (the flcus reHgloca) Is
probably the oldest living thing In the
svorld of which record has been kept
by man, and, with the possible excep
tion of the sequoia, the oldest of living
trees, snys fn Century. It was brought
from India by the Princess Sangha
mlha, and was plnnted by King De
wananpiya TIssa In 2S8 ii. C. It Is
therefore 2.103 years old. - The preser
vation of this tree Iras been an object
of reverent solicitude to successive dy
nnstles nnd either through superstitions
reverence or because of its worthless
ncss to plunderer, t lias been spared
amid all the havoc of repeated Inva
sions. , As recently as A. D. 1720 It
was endowed with lands by Kaja
Sftiah, a Kandian chief.
The bo tree's age and identity are
matters of absolutely faithful record
nnd wben one recalls that In the rig
orous climate of northern Germany, In
Iindeshehn, there grows a rose bush
which Is 1,000 years old, It does not
weem so remarkable that In the balmy
climate of Ceylon this tree should have
lived twice as long. It Is gnarled and
(unsynimetrlcnl, because many of :lts
branches have leen cut off and sei.t
ite distant temples. Thls bo tree is
A branch of the tree under which Gau
tama Buddb sat When he attained
Nirvana and Buddhists say the pas
sion through which he passed com
municated Itself .to the tree and cans
ed all the leaves to trenible.
Each of the millions of pilgrims
who have toiled along the sacred way
whhi leads to this shrine has hoped
to bear away with him u leaf tronj
the sacred tree, and happy Is he ut
whose feet one falls.
The leaves. hang on n slender stem
jind are easily Kilned by tho slightest
lireeze, so each petitioner Is rewarded
for his pilgrimage by feeling that the
ree renjMinds to the fervor of his soul ;
Imt few take homo .n leaf. Many bring
offerings to the tree nnd on a niimlier
of the lower leaves are sheets of gold
placed tliere by Jewelers und othur
n-calthy worshlira.
Arnold and IMa 4'lrrna.
Matthew Aruoid iwed to travel la
company with .Mrs. Arnold, his two
daughters and the agent, whom he ele
gantly called hi "Impresario." They
usually had railway puaues given to
them, and on several occasions, when
presenting these to the wuductor, ho
remarked lu a condescending tone, "Oh,
the Arnold troop, I Hiipjios-.'" "jUst
ns If we vcr a traveling circus," said
Mr. Arnold, with a hearty laugh.
I'lrt aue,
'Suffcrln' cats!" 'exclaimed the first
bum, "you wure tlo look toiiglL Wats
done iff"
"Overeat in'," replied the other.
' "O'on! dut wouldn't give yer a black
eye."'
"Xo; but dat wu7. de cause o' de
trouble. Do bartender ketihed mo
spearln do free 1'iu.rh." Philadelphia
Fresa.
Two of Tlirui.
"Yes, indeed," said MIhh I'pplsrh,
"my great graudmotlier on my mother's
sldo was uoted for her proud and Im
perious bearing."
"How strange," exclaimed Miss
Knox; "our servant girl's the same
way." Philadelphia Press.
The ouly time the average family
home shows off to advantage Is when
It Is taking part la a funeral yrocv
loo,
Tim LESSON OF THE MATS. ,
It Itearhad the UsM-llenrted Vie.
Itor and liemnlned with Iter,
"I was admiring these fascinating
mats, Mr?.'1 P.nsc, before you came
down," remarked the pretty cr.ller,
leaning back rtthor llstlcsly In the,
armchair.
"Yes, they're odd, aren't they?" re
plied the older lady, hurriedly adding.
"Have yon done much Christmas
work?" The story of those laco mats
wa not for every one's ears.
"Xo," sighed Mrs. Myers. "I used
to. but 1 keep on the go too much. I've
got so Into the habit of It that I can't
bear to stay at home."
"lieally? Why. I'm surprised. 1
sitpixiscd you spent hilf your time
playing with that bewitching baby,"
laughed Mrs. Bruce.
"Oh. she Is a dear, but I don't sceiu
to g.'t r. h time with her."
"And how Is your mother? She's al
ways so cheery ami Interesting."
"I don't think mother's very well
J-ttely. Her Mltn1nrs cuts u.f 0ff
fivni so n.uch ; and I dare My she gets
lonely sometimes," repller Mrs. Myers.
"I suppose she does," assented Mrs.
Bruce, casting a swift glance from her
soft brown eyes at the young woman.
She took but nn absent-mjnded part in
the conversation ns it drlftM frVm one
subject to another, ahd presently she
picked up one of the crocheted mats,
saying; '
"Ybu were speaking of these a few
moments ago. Perhaps you'll Ik? inter
ested to hear their story, and why I
consider them one of my treasures.
iKm't tell Mr. Bruce, for 'twas he who,
made them."
"What, that exquisite lace!" exclaim
ed her friend. "I knew Professsor Bruce
was once a naval officer and that now
he's professor; but I never dreamed
ciochetlug was one of his accomplish
ments." "Perhaps you will say 'twas more
than that. It was during his second
year In college, and his family was
scattered for the first time, leaving his
mother alone In the homestead at
Woodford. She developed what was
In those days a strange nervous trou
ble. She refused to see friends, and
seenied on the verge of melancholia.
Of course It was before we could hire
nurses to care for our dear ones, and
there seemed to be no one to stay with
the mother they adored.
"Finally Edward left college, and
for that whole winter devoted himself
to his mother, walking, driving with
her, and doing deftly many little ser
vices. When he could rouse her Inter
est In no other way, he used to sit by
her side for hours, allowing her to
teach him these Intricate patterns of
lace." i
"Xo wonder you love them," said
Mrs. Myers, gently, as she laid one of
the mats back on the table. Then she
rose to go.
Not for several months did Mrs.
Bruce see her young friend again.
When the June roses were In bloom
idle appeared one morning with a
bunch of them, saying: '
"I came to thank you and Trofessor
Bruce for oue of the happiest winters
I ever had. It was the story of his
mats, you know. It made me seem so
selfish I couldn't forget It," she went
on, choking a little, "and It made
things' look different Mother and I
have' had such happy times together
with our work and books, and she's
grown younger every day; aud the
children and Mr. Myers and I have
had such fun I I Just wanted to tell
you, and and to tharik you." Youth's
Companion.
LODGE SECRETS GUESSED AT.
tVeatern Newapaper Trlea Hard, bat
Falla Mlaerablr.
It Is a very human trait to enjoy a
secret, and that Is why there are lodges
and societies, says the St Louis Globe
Democrat Secrets do not grow of
themselves for everybody, and so those
who do not have them Invent them and
have grips nnd passwords. It promotes
a thoroughly enjoyable feeling of guilt,
especially as envious outsiders are al
ways guessing at the secrets and what
the lodges are for.
But tho person who has studied his
Toe and his Oman Doyle need never be
at a loss to read these alleged riddles.
Induction, or deduction, analysis or
synthesis, according to his habits of
mind or his Idea of what words mean,
will enable him to resolve the most
cryptic things.
Just for Instance: There Is the la
dles' lodge called the V. E. O. No mem
ber of the lodge will tell what the mys
tic letters mean and from the capitali
sation and punctuation the superficial
observer Is led to believe that they are
Initials or words and vainly speculate
In that direction. Bnt the mind trained
In ''psychological research" we wish
we knew entirely what that means
will procM-d to eutisliV-r P. E. O. la
this wise.
It Is the feminine nature to deceive.
Therefore P. K. O. In Its beginning will
not represent what It appear to repre
sent. It can then lc only "I'eo. "
That Is the first lanlf of "eople." It Is
the men who are the "pie." With ,the
men "pie," pronouncr-d "1," we the peo
ple say the P. K. Os. Y'e are the first
and greater half. Tln men are simply
"1" which we all agnv.
Now we have the Yellow Piners, a
society of men of which the local lodge
recently gave a function lu Glen Echo.
Itesolvlng Yellow Piners Into Its con
stituents (the masculine mind Is bss
subtle than the feminine), we have
"yellow" (signifying Jealousy, envy and
old age) and "piners." those who pine.
Thus we comprehend that the P. K. O.
lacks the "pie" and the Yellow Piners
are anxious to 1m the "pie." la the
Interest of humanity we suggest that
the P. E. O. and Yellow Piners amalga
mate and Join themselves to the Hoo
Hoos, thus making of the completed or
ganizations the Hoo's I loo's of Amer
ica. Far Monaaseat to Ovid.
A monument Is about to be erected
to the poet Ovid at Sulmona. the an
cient Sulmo'of Ba mnlum, a movement
for the purpose huvlug been set on
foot by tha Italian poet, Gabriel
d'Ansunsba
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JuUlr. In Irrlaad,
The people of Iceland are so honest
tliat tliere are neither prisons nor po
lice In the country. It Is said that
there have been only two thefts in one
thousand years.
Oaa of these was that of a native
who was detected stealing sheep; but
as he had done so ti supply his family,
who were suffering for want of food,
he was not punished, the shame at
tached to his condition being deemed
sufficient degradation.
Ths other was by a German who
Stole seventeen sheep, and as ba was
la comfortable circumstances he was
sentenced to sell sll of his property,
restore tho value of what be had
stolen, and leave the country or be exe
cuted. Hs left
There' are courts of Justice; bnt It
U not sn Inviting field of operation!
for lawyers.
TOIL'S BACKS.
The kidneys have a great work to
to In keeping the blood pure. When
they get out Of order
It causes backache,
headaches, dizziness,
languor and dlatreHS
lug urinary troubles.
Keep the kidneys well
and all tbeBe suffer
ings will be saved
you. Mrs. 8. A.
Moore, proprietor of
a restaurant at Wa
tervllle. Mo., says:
"Before using Doan's Kidney Pills I
suffered everything from kidney trou
bles for a year and a half. I bad
pain In the back and head, and almost
continuous In the loins and felt weary
all the time. A few doses of Doan's
Kidney PUls brought great relief, and
I kept on taking them uutll In a short
time I was cured. I think Doan's Kid
ney Pills are wonderful."
For Bale by all dealers. 50 cents a
box. Foeter-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. X.
Omlaaloaa of lllatorr.
Tespaalan bad begun to build tht
Roman Coliseum.
"For holding national political conven
tions' he said, "it will be worth a doien
wigwams on the lake front, but we ex
pect to use It mainly, pt course, for wild
west shows."
Courteously dlRniistlng the inquirer
with a wave of the royal hind, he turn
ed to his press agent aad Instructed hun
to advertUe for bids for the popcorn and
chewing gum privilege. Chicago Tribuna,
Aak Tour Dealer far Atlca'a Feot-Eaaa
A powder to abajie loto yaar ssaei. It raata
the ft. Cures Coroi, BaaJooa, Swaltep,
Sore, Hot, Callous, Acalag, Sweating tAi
aad InfrowUif Kalle. alien's Poot-Eaae
tnaliaa new or tight aboee eaiy. Said br ail
DruffUta end 6boe Star,, 2 SC. Sample
Killed imtK. Addree AUea S. Olmated.
U JUjr, N. X.
Real Qalaev.
Itrvalld I thought this sanitarium
waa a bealth resort Why, I have lost
twenty pounds sluce I have been here.
Attendant Well, there Is one man
round here who Is getting stouter ev
ery day.
Invalid And who Is he?
Attendant Why, he Is the proprie
tor. Gun. Traps, Deeoyi, etc. Lowait prim.
Write for free catalog So. 1. N. W.
Hide A Fur Co., Minneapolis, Jliuu.
Rack tu lb. liar.
The foreign noblcmnn was keenly dis
appointed. "I was hoping, monsieur,' he sighed,
"tliat you might posnlbly luntall mo In
your glorious family."
The wealthy jnlne owner laughed.
."Install your he echoed. "Why, cer
tainly. Vqu trill flud our family ata
ble to the left and If you dou't dis
turb the horses you may have a stall
all to yourself."
I I O riraaMalO rW r Ur.Iliu Uiw
.uwr. Sn4 tt fr. SS trl.l buwi mud Itmiim.
U, at. H. KL1AS, U.. Ul kith hm, rkUMUlrau, ft
Room for tba Frleud.
"You'll hav to excuse the disorder
sere," said the flat dweller, "all them
bundles are 'our auunuer clothe thai
wa had to take out of the ball cloaot "
"Surely, you dont need sununei
clothes this weather," said bis friend.
"No, but we bad to put up a cot Is
the closet for a friend who spent laal
Sight with us."--PLIladelpIa Press.
lie Cmu
"Tou needn't
e Hume Darla.
lit up for tue to-sjigbt,
i Maria."
XI won't dear. I'll be standing
kJMt tm dour for joo."
0 7 .s L'.;.V' a'.warSiE;"
Worms X wrvuiswns jfwna
vn a
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
L m in jii i 1 1 ii in., ij. i
j ... -4-111,1 n -millnM . , , mi mmmii-
The Kind Ton Have Always Bonght, And which hnm booa
In nso for over SO years, has borne the Igrmture or
- and has been made tinder his per
CZrX &7'fZfr Bona! supervision since It" Infancy
vcyr. Allow no ono to deceive yon In this.
All Counterfeit, Imitations nnd " Jnsfc-as-rood'are but
Experiments that triilo vrith nnd endnnper the health of '
Infants nnd Children Experience against Experiment
t to CASTORIA
Ca.toria is ft harmless! snbstltuto for Castor Oil, Pare '
goric, Drops r.nd Soothing Syrups. It IS Pleasant I
contains neither Op 1 tun, Morphine nor other Narcotto
suhstanco. Its tgo is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms,
and allays rcverlshncas. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind. '
Colic. It relieves Teething1 Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates th
8tomnch and Bowels, giving; healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
OENUirilECASTORIA ALVAYO
Hoars the
1 11 You Have Always Bought
In Uso For Over 30 Years
vmc atimwa Mawn, aunuT aratir, wear reaa atrfc
ONE ; FARE -
VLK
From CHICAQO
Taks
-LAKE SHORE". .
OR
MICHIQAN CENTRAL
"Tk Magara Falit JioiW ''AMERICA'S GREATEST "B,a WU, TOU"
RAILWAY SYSTEM" ?
SARATOGA, N. Y. and RETURN
... ACCOUNT OP MEETING ' " V .
Grand Army t0hpb Republic
Tlckett oa sate Stpt. flood to Retara la Sept, 17
Exteasloa to Oct ttk cvt by deposit sad lee at $1.W
Tickets ROUTED VIA OUR LINES wIU be accepted at year '
Blesture by the BOAT LINES Is either dlrecuea. betweea
ETROIT, TOLEDO. CLEVELAND, and BUFFALO. Also
betweea ALBANY aad NEW YORK.
TJPP?J AT0(U (a NPW YORK
M ttr O gAJlAKiUA la NbW YORK
cmnntcncl" batti.e cigek. Detroit, sandusky. westhelo, asl
i UrU V CnO ( FALLS, ON O01NI1 JOURNEY Paawatr I Uav laal siaaa
I ' I latar ttai Sept. tla.
f"H A I IT A I Tfil T A aA DPJTI TDM Tickets oa Sab
ws inw t iuhi iV- X spL 30; UaHed to
Pars front CHICAQO, S17J0; PEORIA, $22.30; ST. LOUIS, $27A0
BOSTON and RETURN WLMiJZ
, Fare from CHICAQO, S2L0O
NEW ENGLAND RESORTS auo., 10.20, u; sept. io. 14. n. jri
From CHICAQO or ST. LOUIS, Oae Pars Plus $2.00 for the Rousd Trip
CANADIAN RESORTS daily until sept, jo,
From CHICAQO or ST. LOUIS, One Fare Plus $2.00, for tbs Ronad Trip.
Aar Rallreat Tkkat Aiest will le Ud to five jrea fall latanaatlaa aa4 Heart raa le.
NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES
WARREN J. LYNCH, Passenger Traffic Manager, CHICAQO
W." LT DOUGLAS
$3.00 & $3.50 SHOEStKd
ggf 8HOE8 FOR EVERY MEMBER OFvT
THE FAMILY. AT ALL PRICES.
$23,000 l-.72rl"XirJ,iia
tcawnra
) mare Mawe'a aVS
tama auiv eXAeM
TtTB REASON W. L. LKa(laa sliaas are worn by more people
In all walks of Ufa than auy utliar make, la Wim of their
soellent atjrla, eaajr-tlMlng, aud .uiwrlor arearlng qualities.
Tiia aeleetiun ut the leatliors an J other materials tor oax-li part
of the shoe, and every dwtall of the maklug Is looknd after br
the moeteoraplKtenrganUittioii of upnrlntend.nU.foromenand
skilled Uim).rs, who receive the hlght vaBHS paid In the
boa industry, aud whose workmanship ranuot be ielle.l.
If Ieould Uk. you into my Urea factories at
would th. a anderatainl why they Uolil t
ton iDfiw rwi uftw uareiuiiv w . lj. jkiui i
their
wear longer and are of Rnuitnr value than any
W 9 am taam mna a Bold "eedfaoaa esnnef mm-mlM fjrxypi4mm.
W. i. Jtoiiirla. .iHiiin. hi. name and urine on llni ln.ru.in to irotett vou avat liinlii
auo inr.nor mioea. -j'aae no Mniatltiite. Hoi
i'ati iiuUr AXytltu auW ucltuivfly. Catalog maUtd
SICK HEADAGim
Positively enrrel by
these Uttle Pills.
They also rellera Sbv
tress from Dyspepsia, la
digestion and Too Haarty
EaUag, A perfect ren
edy for Dlzzlnoas. Nauitea,
Drowsiness, Bad Taata
In tho Mouth. Coated
Tonne, Pain In tba side.
Toni'IO LIVER. They
regulate Out Bowels, purely Vegetable,
SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuino Must Bear
Fas-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
Helps tlic Wagon
tieEill
The loacl seems lighter Wagon
and tesm wear longer Vou muke
more money, anil have, moro time
to make moner, whctjwhccls are
greased with
Mica Axle Grease
The longest wearing and most
satisfactory lubricant in the world.
STANDARD OIL CO.
lsasSTBasrsslssl
Auierirans and Amoricuu tH-illul are
Infc-flnto Ceylon to axaist lu the devel
ment of the tea growinjr I toViMtry this
Lyear as never before. , .
CARTER'S
EITTLE
IVER
bp
CARTERS
iflVER
-" " 1 ai a. - ,
1
Axle WW. vft;:r
Grease "2 irhv?h
Signature of
ROUND TRIP
Frea ST. LOOS Tata
"BIO FOUR WJOr
Froni PE0C1A
Lake Eris 4
ort-
..i
7
tr BOSTON end KETUaN H
er BOStUN aai RKTUKN te ALBANY U
KtteW
ON RETURW JUUKWEY-U ears wltata
03. SO i
mtmtwtmaturm.
Brorkton.Mass.,.
shane. tit hatter.
either make.
m tin tMttUMii to liroteat you aftan.c Inyh
Hold by the best shoe dealers everywhere.
itdre. V.lJSOi;sa.aJB,Uva.ttta,l
To eeaelaae any
woman that
tine Antlneptie arid
Imbrove her bealtai
sod do all we claim
(ar It. XV a
end her absolutely free a large trial
bos ol Paxtlns with book of lua trea
sons and genuine teitlmonlala. Bend
your name aud address oa a postal eanL
leaasoe
and beads
V3 lvs Duotn
m e sa -
hr. tm .1
iec-iauua, iilch as nasal catarrh, prlrte
cnturrh and tnfliunmulion caused by teintt.
nine UU sore eyes, sore tliroat aad
ni nith, by direct local treatment, lu ur
atlve power over these troubles te extra,
ordinary and gives Inimediute reikei,
1 housunds of women are using and ie
omiuendlng It every thiy, bo ccnte at
ilruculst s or by mall. ltrmmtxr, howe sr.
IT OHTrt YOU NOTlliNOTOTKTIt!
The Da!
V 1.1 B.I
' Hfi..rla r.u
ff A irxyy all ihm sTt awA
ety Uatu m eisaafMaf.
OR. T. Felix Ooursud's Oriental
0 Cream or Masloel BeeutifletaJ
Psmevat Tan,
iijcUu. llulk
Bjua. sad hi la Dli
oa buity, aa4 4
tee sai
r . re.
h s. aai.iiMS w
tau.HIk.Mi
IS frapitf BM
JtecMi aiaaa
hit af aW.
awne. Dr. L Al
v (a a
"As rai
WIU M.
X 1 f.e.aaa
a as tfcs Hast KanaM Will
r sals by all lrsiu asiraa.
'sll.4 Bums, Cauua mat Mm,
(l.sras4's Cream'
prvparsuoni." f
Uooa. D.J.i. la the V
fLIlT.HCfLlirrefr. 37 Urcaiicaw S!txfbl
8. C. N. V.
Ne.
3 lSf.
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WE.
J SK'n ct Beauty la m Joy roroverv
els firzivk
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