Dakota County HoraW DAKOTA CITY, NEB. JOHN H. REAM, Publisher. No matter how small n man's world taajr bo, It Is big enough for lilm. If wo are not inl.stakeu, Mr. Walter Wellman now holds the record for con- , tlnuous starting for the north pole. In time the Crar may get Into the btblt of dissolving dumas before breakfast, as a means of working up an apatite. In contemplating the coming apple famine It Is small consolation to learn that Florida Is ready to hand us any quantity of leufon. "And now," remarks the Kansas City Journal, "It Is said the government will Investigate the shoe trust. Is this the lest" .Yes, this Is awl. Probably It hnsu't occurred to the prophet who Is going to "endow women with the gift of tongues" that be is several centuries too late. The Atlantic liner of the future doubtless will have a spacious deck ar ranged as a golfing ground, with club bouse and all the conventional belong ings: A contemporary suggests that tbe band wagons In tbe 1908'campalgn will be automobiles. Some of them will Very likely make a finish like a sub marine. A burglar opened an Ice dealer's aafe the Notber night and found only 05 cents In It Possibly tbe Ice man bad Just bought another ten-story ofllee building for rash that day. Tbe young women who have resolved not to marry any man who has less than $4,000 may lower the limit as years roll by. The woman of 28 or SO Is not so exacting In such matter as ne of 22. Mark Twain should not wonder thut bis English friends seem more Im pressed by bis "Jumping Frog," pub lished forty years ago, than by bis later writings. They have Just discov ered Its rare bumor. Tbe Anaconda Standard rises to ask wnai Aguinaiao is doing nowaaaya According to our latest advices be Is 1 doing what a good many Americans ought to do: Keeping still and inlnd- A New York man recently command ed bis wife to choose between him and ber dog. She chose the dog, probably feeling that a man who would permit bis wife to make a fool ot herself over dog was not worth clinging to. Mr. Sbonts' advice to bis daughters as to a life partner who is earnest and bas force, and determination would be better if It Included a suggestion as to tbe nature of the ends sought by such earnestness, force and determination. Tbeer Is a lot of misdirected force and determination In America to-day. It keeps the courts busy. -iL. , " . Peace can b secured In more ways J&JQoi&l jrtio method adopted by the American army hijubnls yortlj tbliik Ing about The soldiers, who huvo Lad no fighting to do, hove been engaged rn making a topograph ten 1 map of the i'1BSlJIp$.n- " ds and ;wis ar indicated plainly. The ob ject TsTo jTye to theJWaj; jpvPnrtoent in Washington Isuoh T knowledge "of the country that In the event of an other war the guerrillas cannot hide In any mountain fastnesses, the key to which none but Cubans possessed. News from. Europe Is that we shall jjcelyt more Immigrants this year thalTTver. Forty thousand are said to be now on the seas or at ports awaiting departure. We received fit the last two years considerably more than two millions of Europeansj and It Is no less than Vmailng "that they have been In some way absorbed In this broad land, and that there Is still a greater demand for labor tlwn can be supplied. The most Important part of the announcement Is that the bulk , f the forty thousand on the way are cheduled for the West ,and for the farming regions, where labor Is at a high premium. . There Is no question that the quan tity of sleep required steadily dimin ishes from Infancy to old age. This is rather Interesting exception to the general rule Unit, as In so many mat ters, old age returns to the needs of Infancy. As regards sleep, old age is more remote in Its needs from In fancy than is any other period of life. If elderly people obtalu good sleep dur ing the first few hours, and If they have not lost that delight In reading which we all hud in youth, but which so many of us curiously lose, their case Lg not to bo grieved over. The eieclal value of the earliest hours of sleep, by the way, has been proved by psychological experiment The popu lar phrase "beauty sleep" is well war ranted. It is the early (the deepest) hours of sleep that make for health aud beauty. To Judge by the railroad, patronage at tlio present tune, the "see your own couufry first" movement Is meeting with a fair degree of success, despite the attractions of foreign truvel, and there is certainly great educatl'iual Tallin In a tour of the United Mates. Though onr cities lack the historic In terest that attaches to those of the old world, they prcnt the most striking evidence of a wonderful progress In widt h titt whole country shares. When they are TWftoied sfter an Interval of ten or even of Rff years the changes tell not only of a is! growth but of very mlwtantlal gains. This Is Hje clally notable lu tin cities of the wild V.'tt which have nothing about them to suggest wlldness. They abound In costly aud handsome residences that would excite admiration anywhore, 1 and have great office buildings and do partment stores that would do credit to C'htcngo, New York or the capitals of Europe. The supply of fine busi ness blocks seems. Indeed, at flr.-it glance to be out of proportion V the needs of the Inhabitant, but the build ing keeps going on to prove that the demand Is steadily Increasing. It Is not In the cities alone, however, th.it the American loams a lewon from see ing his own country, whether lie sees it before or after traveling abroad. If he takes a transcontinental trip be real izes as ho can from no other, experi ence the Immensity of Its resource' from farm and field and mine. He Is Impressed by the enormous extent of fertile land which makes the greatest agricultural empire In the world, lie Is Impressed also by the variety of the products, and through his Impression be comes nearer the truth than be pos sibly could with the aid of pages 'of accurate Statistics. At the same lime he discovers that besides the varlvty of products there Is variety of climato nnd scenery to suit all people and that nature has done her Itest to make America a formidable rival to Eurojm In apiieals to the tourist. There are mountains to match against the lps, and seaside resorts and lakes nnd riv ers of unsurpassed beauty. But the most Impressive .thing amid all this variety is that unity of the people to which the President referred in a re cent speech. The problem of asslinl-i latlon of which we hear so much when the Immigration question Is under d1s-i cusslon seems to be solving Itself with, little difficulty. And If we still make distinctions between a more or less Imaginary Boston man and a more or! less Imaginary cowboy whom we nc-! cept as types, the national Imprint Is stamped deep everywhere, and one feels the sense of close union with the crowds whether one Is In Boston or Raleigh, N. C, or Chicago or Denver or San Francisco. For removing rust from polished steel, an effective mixture Is made by taking 10 parts of tin putty, 8 parts oft prepared buckborn and 250 parts spir its or wine. These ingredients ore mixed to a soft paste and rubbed In on, the surface until the rust disappears. Practically all the California and Texas fuel oils contain more or less water, sand, asbestos, fiber and marsh gas, says the Paint OH and Drug Re view. Some grades of oil flow freely, while others are more viscous, even though they have a lower specific gra- ?The Inferior Bohemian graphite, which Is too Impure or compact for use In pencils, la ground fine and freed from sulphides and other heavy mln erala. The refined material doesTot coutalu more than CO or GO per cent of graphite, and Is used In the nianu-j racture of Inferior crucibles and fori stove polish. According to the English Mechanic. articles of brass or copper boiled In a solutlou of stauuate of potassium mix ed with turnings or scraps of tin In 0i few moments become covered with a firmly attached layer of fine tin. A! similar effect Is produced by bolllugi the articles with tin turnings or scraps aud caustic alkali or cream of tartar. The number of carriages and vehi cles 4 every description crowding the streets of Paris augments continually, and the danger, not only to pedestrl- ntlfl Tint A th AnrvliinA, tliamoriltfaa augurous lags, of a circular "island of refuge") in tho center, and the regulation ot all tralllc In such a manner that every ve-; hlclo traversing the croaslng-polut, no matter what its ultimate direction may be, shall pass round the central plateau, In the same direction. Thus the dan-, gur of collision and tho peril to foot pttssengers would, be reduced to a mini mum. The cut Illustrates tiie opera tion of this proposed whirlpool of traf- The Interest of astronomers In the strange red spot, about UO.0OO miles In length, which bas beeu visible ou the 1878, la intensified by the receut obser-1 rations of Mr. W. F. Denning, and J others, on a remarkable change in Its rate of motion, lu a period of about three mouths last year it was dis placed some 10 degrees of longitude from tbe position calculuted as the ba sis of its former motion. This is the greatest change that has ever been ob served in Its rate of motion. On Ju piter the risible surfuce of the planet docs not revolve,, llko the surface of the earth, everywhere with tho same angular velocity, but h general, the parts nearest the equator move with the greatest rapidity. Thus the hue planet resembles a rotating ball of con Miiutly cbuuglng clouds, and In the nildat of these the grout red spot seoius to float Soiu I.tiast AVoriU. The comic papers frequently poke fun nt the long words of the German language, yet the English language can furnish some pretty long words, too. Here are some of ,the longest English words: Subconstitutionnllst, lucoinpro hcnslblllty. lionoiiailbllitmllnlty (It will bo noticed that this word contains seven 1's), anthropopliageuarlan, dls- proHrtloiuibk'ness, vcloplpcdostrianlstl- cal, trnnKBubstaiitlatloiiaiileiiess. jn-oan tltratiKHUbstaiitlatloulstlcnl. This last word Is no doubt the longest In the En glish language; It contains tblit) -three letters. N A lellet Hint. "They' say Miss Hharpe can conve a hint with such tact that It Is impos sible to take offense." "Yes, she has quite a gift that wuy, The lust tlmelr. Ktayluto called there she asked hliu to have some slight re freshment aud then brought lu a plate of breakfast food." Baltimore Ameri can. The boy who Is fond of yood Liter ature Is never very popular with any one but his aunt jpopuli'ence I bus becomeso groat that an engineer, HonWjIer Iishuicut at the niOet dangerous cross-, , , . - 1 i Lm ; j . ! 7..r, rD--0AKEM BUCKET SJIC. frT' ''"W-j;,. -Jrjui-r',;.. jt.a.s,..,.,.) . .--Ji- . -u-j.it-'.,- i "vl- .ajjj ... ,. . ... i. us-n . . . . biir?rf TrafiE! vf:,l..!ii:.'.iV 'How dear to my heart are the bucket shop earnings, When fond recollection presents them to view; The clerk, the mechnnlc, for wealth vain ly yearning. And every one else I was able to do. No longer they'll coine with the bulk of their wages, And hand thonj to me, when for mar gins I call ; No longer they'll find In tbe newspaper pages Tbe news that a bucket shop's gone to the wall ; The well-furnished bucket shop, swell looking bucket shop, Tbe bucket shop ready to go to the wall. How oft have they stood by the ticker and waited To learn what their profits were going to be I IIow oft to their sorrow they've found they were fated To leave all their profits forever with me. Their coin I IIow I seized it with bands that were glowing, "MILKMEN" 07 BELGIUM. titer RlM-s of Milk Peddlers Who Are Moatlr GlrU. There Is a land across tbe sea, sand wiched In between Holland, Prussia and France, that Is more densely popu lated than any other country In the world, d. U Is the kingdom of Belgium, e there are aTlttle mori) thBOO where inhabitants for every square mile of territory. The InhabttahU ore of French nud German origin of about 'equal proportions, ore quite numerous enough to cngago in great manufactur ing Industries, but who are, uevertho less, pastoral In their pursuits and de pend on tbe soil for a livelihood. Many Jcanals and a network of railroads through the country enable the farmers to transport their products to the mar kets, and the climate In general la de Hghtfully temperate. Cattle Is one of the chief products, nnd the corn and fruit crops come next Many engage In fishing, and In recent years tho coal nnd Iron ore mining has grown to great proportions. Lumbering Is also carried on to a considerable exteut. But cattle raising and fruit farming appear to be tho national occupations. Tbe Inhabitants seem naturally adapt ed to such tasks, and they are surely more picturesquely interesting to the traveler when thus engaged. Dairy products cut no small figure la a coun try where cattle raising Is an Import ant Industry, and the milk peddlers of Belgium are without a doubt the most Interesting characters the traveler will meet lu any country In Europe. All through Belgium you will meet the milk peddler, "Whether on the city streets, the Vllluges and towns or tho country highways. And as a general thing they are the robust red cheeked girls from tho farnJn, with their milk cans and Jars loaded on carts In which dogs are the motive power. Tbe pic ture with this article shows a milkmaid with her oart and dog. Milk and butter are ridiculously low priced In Belgium, and the ihmUUw has Kot to make a lot of sales before a fiol lar Is earned. However, the purchas Ing power of a dollar Is a lot greater lu lUMgium tuau it is in tula country, so things alsnit even up. Next lu import mice to stock and fruit raising Is arl i culture, aud, although Belgium Is not "arge, It excels most of Europe. Ilellrr I ha a They Know. A congregation In a hilly district lu Ohio bought a smalltract of land and erected a church building upon It Then tbe question of Insurance cum a up, Mr. Kljies, the wealthiest member, who had contributed more than half the money needed for the new structure, declared thut be did not believe In lu surauce. "This Is tbe lord's building, He'll take care of It," be said. ills view prevailed, ana there wrni no insurance. In a few weeks tbe building was struck by lightning and almost totally consumed by lira. An wbtmAX tort? r TYPlCt 6EL0UM MILKilAID. ' " li'MW t.L i !c.yi j.rry And safe in my pockets it speedily fell ; Alas 1 now my business they've been overthrowing, The bucket shop business that did 'em up well. The lucrative business, the get-rlch-qulck business. The bucket shop business that did 'em up well. Alone In my sorrow, I scarce can be lieve it, I'll profit no more as a bear or a bull ; My business is gone, and I ne'er can retrieve It, I find they have broken my wonderful pull. No longer I'll rke in their money and spend it, No longer be out when my customer call; The Legislature bas passed a bill that will end It Forever the bucket shop's gone to the wall. . The old soaketn bucket shop, cash-getting bucket shop, t The bucket shop new that has gone to the wall. Detroit Free Press. other one was erected! Mr. Slpes contributing- the greater portion of the fund, as before. This time the de mand was almost unanimous that it be Insured, trtit Mr. Slpes again objected, on the same ground. "If it burns down again, brethren," he said, "I'll agree to rebuild It my- .guln he carried his point In less than a month the new church was struck by lightning again, and although strenuous efforts were made to save It. the loss was almost total. "There must be some reason for this, brethren," said Brother Slpes. "I am going to find out what It Is." Thereupon he employed a force of men to sink n shaft on the site of the twice-destroyed church. Within a few days a rich vein of Iron ore was found, and the church property was sold for many times the amount needed to buy land In another locality and build again. "I tell you, brethren," said Brother Slpes. ."It pays to trust the Lord. He's a great deal better business manager man anybody in this congregation." UP-TO-DATE LIVING. "Electrical Hoa Evorrthlna- Rnna by torrent. One of the delegates to the electric llglit .convention at Washington, who Is builder and owneF of the famous electrical house" at Schenectady, N. Y., described his wonderful house to the members. "To start with," he said,' I had plans drawn for two houses, ono with and one without a kitchen chimney. The cost of the chlmneylcBS house was enough loss than the Other to pay for tho wiring and equipment, and after a couple of years' experience, can say- with my wife's authority that nothing would Induce us to . go back to conl and gas, lu the kitchen there nre an electric oven, grlddle-cake cooker, meat broiler, cereal cooker, water heater, egg boiler, potato steam er, frying pan, coffee icrcolutor and a stovo for ordinary cooking utensils. The whole, outfit can be purchased for about $.", But this Is not the only way we can uso electricity. In the din lug room there Is a small electric table for a dialing dish ani percolator. On the veranda ami in the smoking room electric cigar lighters make matches un unknown quantity. In the sewing loom the machine Is run and the flat iron heated by t-lcctrlclty. In tho bathroom an electric shaving mug fur nishes hot water In less than a minute. An electric radiator takes the chill off the rcju ami nn electric heater warms the water. I am not sure that I have glvon j-ou a complete list of a:i our devices. To 'build a IhV III our house uieaua 'simply to turn a switch or to turn a plug, and the required de gree of hfHt, mild or extreme, is thiv lu a few seconds. The possibility of rtvuluMug the degree of li,at exactly us wanted results lu com',Mcr:ildi econ omy of fuel. As to com, I have kept careful records, mid the average ino.it'.i ly bill for electricity for two years Is $tU;! a month, or about 10 per cent more than we p.'.ld for iviil or icn. And there are no aslies to carry away, no llrcs t build, no du.-t no,- dirt. Tim electric klt 'lieii Is ns n.'at, clean ami healthy as t!K si. ting room. There Is no doubt that the elect he home will be commonplace lu a little while. The Im mense Increase hi tlu sah of all sails of domestic flectrlci.l npp'imtiii proves thut." Tho l.ojrU-ul Kv.-iult. "What division did his heirs mako of obi Moneybag's estate when bis will ci m test was decided" "There wasn't any division." "No division" "No; the lawyers got tho whole of It" -Baltimore American. HONORABLE FUNCTION OF THE POLITICIAN. By Llihu Root, Secretary of State. We often hear remarks made which Indicate an impression that politicians are rather a low set of fellows, with selfish alms and cor rupt procUcrs, who manipulate party politics for their own ad vantage, and that the less self-resiKH-ting gentlemen have to do with them the better. If that 1 ever the case, and it undoubtedly Is the case at some I5 ELI II U BOOT. times and In some places, It Is always because at such times and In such places political control Is allowed to go by default. Another renson or exense for not taking part In polit ical-affairs is the direct reverse of mentioned; it Is that the party management Is satis factory ; that matters go along very well, and that a man does his duty to his party if he supports Its ticket with bis vote, and perhaps contributes his fair share toward tho payment of Its expenses. This position can never be maintained. None of these reasons for not taking part In party politics Is ordinarily the real reason. The real reason Is that men are unwilling to spend the time and the money and the labor necessary for the due perform ance of their duties as cltlsens; that they prefer to attend to their professions, their business, their pleas ures, and allow others to govern them, rather than to take part In governing themselves. They are willing to pursue a course which, if shared In by the. rest of their countrymen, would bring our constitutional government to an Immediate end, wreck our prosperity and stop our progress. HOW WOMEN MAY RETAIN MEN'S RESPECT. By Carmen Sytva, Queen ot Roumanta. Women should never forget that tliey stand on a superior level, and when they place themselves on nn equality with man they do but descend from those heights. It Is the nntural instinct of man to venerate woman, first In the person of the mother ; who bore him, next in that of his wife, then again of his daughter, or it may be of the sister or sisterly friend who watches over his children. A It Is not too much to say that, In all times and places, and under all circumstances soever, a truly womanly woman will hardly fall to obtain proper deference from men. In the hour of trouble, in sickness and fatigue, our husbands and our sons seem to us Just such dear spoilt children, whom we must do our best to help and comfort, however Inordinate the claims may be which they make en our sympathy and Indulgence. Young girls cannot too soon begin to prepare them selves for the hours of loneliness life must Inevitably HOW HORSES ARE TORTURED. If you will stop to notice tbe cliar actfr of the bits used on the hors you will get another view of the cruel ty done to onr faithful servants. And if you could make an examination of theso bits and hc-adgen, ycu would be more astonished than ever. It would be Impossible to estimate tho suffering th.it horses undergo from hlsh checking r.nd from the weight of metal brought to bear on their frail underjaws. The modern fashionable bit weighs two and a half pounds. The weight of that bit tests on the lower Jaw, wlure the bone is the frailest In the whole anatomy of the horse. ' There nre no teeti to prevent the big, heavy bit from bruising the tender Jawbone. At that point there Is only a tusk. I have seen that lo:ie tooth so sore and tender from where tbe heavy bits hit It that the horse could hardly be bridled at all. Besides this two-nnd-a-half-pound bit, there Is another bit In the horse's mouth, one to which the cbeckreln Is fasteued. The latest rashlonable eiieck works on a pulley. Then, with a mar tingale fastened to the noseband and bellybnnd. the horse can't even toss his head higher. If It was n physical possi bility, to get the temporary rest that that would afford him. But we seem to be getting worse In stead of better. Tho latest Invention is a bit with a tremendous paw run ning back anil squeezing the horses tongue down so that he cannot move It This last effort of fashion, of course. Is to keep the horse's tongue from loll ing from his mouth when he U cheeked so high that in his agony be lets the tongue out to try some change to re lieve the pain. Though the bulldog in the seat of the carriage may have his tongue hanging cut without showing bad form, still for the hot, prancing horse to do It Is simply Intolerable! If you waut to imagine something of the agony of the modern fashionable carriage horse, go to any swell harness store and lift the bead stall with tbe bits In place. And auy horse will go better with a plain snaffle bit Its weight is one-tenth that of the other, and tbe horse obeys tbe rein quicker. But the objection to the snaffle bit Is that a horse will act naturally ; he will look around and enjoy his work. If be worked, and whilst those that I have -J RAILROADS AND SEN ATOB DEPEW. I ft ways for their living. The demand uixju greater than thej ago have cfcangHl, ing in prosperity fruits of their labor. can. The bit doesn t hurt him, and be docs not appear excited. But the trouble with drivers of "sty lish" horses Is that they do not under stand how these things decreed by fashion torture the horses. I believe I know human beings as well as I know horses, though men and women are the harder to understand. I have no doubt If this matter could be seen in Its proper light we would not be content to ride behind horses with maimed talis nnd half broken Jaws to attract attention without hiring .1 man with a megnpboue. Mankind Is vain, but not Intentionally cruel. limner Davenport In the Chlcagj American. A Slight Gap. A genealogist, like a jxiet, must be born, not made. Tbe naive statements offered by persons wliose one desire is to show a lineage which will secure them admittance to some exclusive or gamzatlou drive the real genealogist to ra;;e or tears. "I don't see why I can't I Join the Daughters of the Early Founders.' " said an indignant young woman to a friend. "My line Is perfectly clear ex cejTT In one place. It's so absurd!" "What Is the troublesome" place?" asked the genealogist "Oil. It's In the eighteenth century," said the young woman, with much Irri tation. "They Just failed to keep the record, of course. Of all foolish things! Why, I ona remember back to grand fat luir. you Fee. and mother re members two more generations, and we're perfectly sure our ancestors came over from England In this seventeenth century. The name I spelled a little different, but of course It's they, be cause they must have come. And Just because I haven't been able to connect them with great great-great-grandfather in tbe eighteenth century, they won't let nie In. It's so so paltry!" (on tent nit-nt. "Dey say contentment la better dun riches," said Uncle Eben ; "'but I inus' own up dufl'd kind o' like to try lsth an decide fob myself." Washington Star. To a man with a little sense, prob ably the greatest annoyance la tbe world Is a fooL bring, and they should resolve from the first that when ever left thus they will spend the time profitably la acquiring nserul knowledge, In enlarging tlielr mental horizon so ns to be able to share their husbands' pur suits and understand their alms, to become their worthy companions In every enterprise. For this no tremendous, .display of learning Is requisite, that would often rather weary n man than not, instead of giving him the sensa tion of reiKise he seeks. One of the friends of my youth an unmarried woman, whose skill with her lu-odle was unrivaled, always had a book onen before her while she. executing some lovely piece of emf nrouicry or sueii graccrul design iind In such delicate) colors that It looked like a water color sketch, she would learn all the finest pasaages from her author by heart Thanks to this system, she was able to relate stories without end to young people without ever having to refer to a book. THEIR EMPLOYES. By Chnuncey M. Dcpew While the railroad employes form eu hut n rv,nlt tiMiru.it t it tliA nlnA. torate at tbe time I became associated with the railroads forty years ago,, when you add to the one and a halt millions directly upon tbe pay rolls the men who dig out the ore from the V mines and those who turn the ore Into rails, fishplates, and spikes, and those wliose finished product comes. In tbe form of the cars upon the tracks, there are at least one-fifth of tbe voters dependent upon the ralK tbe railroads of the country is now can answer. Conditions of ten years. irs. . euy- and tbe farmers who are now rev need more railroads to transport the- The railroad plant is insnffiolent to meet the demands of the country, and the country Is growing more rapidly than railway mileage or equipment construction. I am not one of those who fear that socialism, or advanced radicalism, or untried theories put Into unwise prao . tlce rc to be carried Into effect to such an extent as to. produce financial or Industrial paralysis. I believe that these great corporations should be uuder the rigid super vision of tho States and of the general government Because of the present marvelous development the American people want railways built, and they believe that those who take the risks should have a fair return upon their money. The millions of people who make direct Investments or Indirect ones through their depos its in savings banks and other institutions, and that vast 4 , army of labor, comprising one-fifth of our electorate, aI A who are dependent upon railway prosperity for their Uv- K ing, are the substantial basis of tho safety of the present and the growth of the future. WHY FOOD FADDISTS THRIVE. '; . fit Enthnalaatle Belief Adda Taato, that Inanrfi Dlfeatlon. Much light has been thrown on the process of digestion In the last few years by the Investigations of Pavlov, a Russian physiologist, nnd -others. These Investigations have changed very materially our views of this proc ess and have served to explain many things relating to food, especially why It Is that every food faddist thrives uiwn his particular diet, although it,' may differ In toto from that of his; neighbor who thrives eonallv on tilaL own regimen. Stories are told of dys- Ieptics, living for years on carefully CU,t.,,l f 1 - I . . . . i ..ticu j uuu oi me innnopRr iin.i "most easily dleestlble" sort, nnri nf.i ferlng misery, who suddenly conceived' u i.Mifciug ior cornea beer and cabbago and surreptitiously devonre.i n mMi of It. To their delight as much as to their surprise, there was nothing to pay for this yielding to tbe promptings of nature; digestion was perfectly per- louueu ior me nrst time In years. Such stories aro not nlwavs mmcrr- phal; they may be founded on fact. aim uieir explanation is the same a that of the success of the food faddist. Pavlov found in experimenting on J dogs that an abundance of triiRtrle.'X Juice was secreted when they bad food, mat mey iikwi. even though this food was mechanically prevented from en tering the stomach; whereas, when.! lutrj hi leu on miners inev o n unt k care for, but could eat only when half , starved, tbe secretions of gastric Juices was very scanty. This he called the; 11 "appetite Juice." tbe process in tho. stomach being analogous to the famil-i iar phenomenon of "watering In tho. mouth," or Incrcnsed salivary seere-l tlou caused by tho sieht or Kmolt tf savory food or even by the thought of; it. ue rouna also that the composi tion of the digestive fluids varle.1 with the kind of food, each article swallow ed calling forth, through some mysterl-; ous signals transmitted to the stomach rroiu tbe tongue and palate as soon as they had tasted the morsel nlnerwi In: the mouth, Just the sort of fluid best auapted to its digestion. The enthusi astic appreciation by the . dietetic crank of the unsavory food which be Is persuaded will ussuro hlin Rtremrth: and long life gives him a taste for it. aim so the motherly stomach provide nn abundance of castrlc Inlce of the- propr composition and thereby saves- nun rroni ine ntuerwi.se inevitable con sequences of his folly. Couraire. Three tired citizens a lawyer, a. doctor and a newspaper man sat In a back room recently lu the gray light of the early dawn. On the table were many empty bottles and a couple of packs of cards. As they ;at In silence, a rat scurried across the hearth Into tlw darkness beyond. The three men .''.lifted their feet aud looked ut f;acb other uneasily. Alter a latig pause th lawyer spoke : "I know what you fellows are thlnk-i linr," he said ; "you think 1 thought I saw a rat, but I. didn't." Six ot One, Etc. "Look at poor Mrs. Smith worklng tbat heavy lawn mower. Isn't It a shame?" "Yes. perhaps It Is; but listen to poor Mr. Smith putting the baby to. sleep." Tho New York Pre department has, two bund fire engines still lu use. They! arc stationed with engine company 4 ou Blackwell'a Island.