Chnnre for Mitlillnx f Aananlea. K. L. Harris, United States consul at Vinyrna, makes an Interesting report on conditions In A sin Minor, And In regard to eleciiielty, Fays: "Tho city f Smyrna, with nearly 4O,000 impu tation, has no clot-trie railway, elec trio light or telephone. There ore cities II over Asia Minor varying In size from 20,000 to WVXiO Inhabitant where there arc opportunities of gutting con cessions for electric light and trac tlon. It Is strange for American elec trical concerns to turn their backs 01 his field with tho excuse th.it noth "1ns under a $1,000,000 couctsslon would ttract tbem." (M)Q0S 4 Hospital Horror. First Interne What a funny Httle ap gwndli that last patient had! Second Interne Yes; regular comle -supplement. , faonla Tell Each Other A boot Good Thiol. Twelve years ago few people In the world 'knew of such a preparation as a Powder far h Fret. To-dny after the, genuine merit -of Allen's Foot Ke bss been told year after year bv one gratified person to another, tbsre are millions who would an aoon go without a dentifrice at without Allan's Vent Esse. It Is a cleanly, wholesome, beating. .Antiseptic powder to be shaken Into the shoe, which has given rest and comfort to tired and aching feet In all parts of the world. It cures while you walk. Over 80,000 testl asonlals of cures of smarting, swollen, per spiring feet. It prevents friction and weir of the stockings snd will save In your stork lug bill ten times Its cost each year. Imlta 4lons p7 the desler a larger profit, other -srlee yon would nerer he offered a nlistltiitt -when you auk for Allen's Foot-Ease, the origins! powder for the feet. Imltstlons sre wot sdvertleed beestiee they are not perms saeat. Tor every genuine article there are auor Imltstlons. The Imitator bss no rep mat I on to sustsln the ndvertleer bss. It tands to re eon tbst the advertised article is the beat, otberwlM tba public would not oy It snd the sdvertUIng could not be coo tinned. When you ask for sn article sdver tleed In this publication, sss tbst you get It. BefuM Imitations. Old-Fashloaed Simplicity. , "Our dadi were a lot of mossback. weren't they?" "'Deed they were. Wby, those old haps used to actually think that the "Black Crook' was Indecent"- Louie Vllle Conrler-Joumnl. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Ifts Kind You Haie Always Bought Bean the .'EUgaature ' I Aigtad Lamps. f What did Argand do for the lamp? t Bzamlne an ordinary lamp In which coal oil la burned. The chimney pro 'jtecta tba flame from sudden gnat a of wind and also creates a draft of air, 'Just aa the fire chimney creates a draft JArgand's lamp wn the first to have a chimney. Look below the chimney and jvou will see open passages through . ;whlch air may pass upward and find 4ts way to the wick. Notice further that as this draft of air passes upward It la so directed that when the lamp its burning an extra quantity of air jjlaya directly upon tho wick. Before .Argand, the wick received no supply of alr. Now notice and this Is very lm portant that the wick of our modern (lamp Is flat or circular, but thin. The atd In abundance plays upon both sides of the thin wick, and burns It without masking smoke. Smoke Is simply half 'burned particles (soot) of a burning 'substance. The particles pass off halt .., burned because enough air has' not been tianpplled. Now Argand, by maklug the (wick thin and by causing plenty of air ; to rush Into the llaino, caused all the jwlck to be burned and thereby caused (It to burn with a white Maine. I After the Invention of Argand, the rt of lamp-making Improved by leaps nd by bounds. More progress wus jnrade In twenty years after 1783 than ibad been made In twenty centuries be fore. New burners were Invented, new and better oils were used, and tetter wicks made. But all the new kinds of tamps were patterned after the Argand. The lamp you use at home may not fee a real Argand, but It Is doubtless made according to the principles of the lamp Invented by the Swiss physlclaa ia 1783. St, Nicholas. Not the Kteraal. "Dresses and hats! dresses and hatsP sa exclaimed, In an effort to be witlllj Bhilosophlcal. "It la the eternal faint Ins." "So." corrected one eiact friend; "Ii Sa the sxternsl feminine." Judge. WENT TO TEA A ad II Wound Her Bobbla. i Tea drinking frequently affects peo ple aa badly us coffee. A lady In Bulls- bury, MJ., says that she was compelled 'to abandon the use of coffee a good .many years ago, because It threatened to ruin her health and that she went over to tea drinking, but Uaally, she .hail dyspepsia so bad that she had lost .twenty-five pounds and no food seemed tfo agree with her. She further says: "At this time -was IndueVd to take up the fatnou food drink, Postum, and was so much pleased with the results that I have never been without it since, I com tuenced to Improve nt once, regained auy twenty-five pounds of ficsb aud wen oine beyond my unnul weight. "I know Postum to he guud, pure, aud liealthful, aud there never was an art! tie, and never will be, I believe, that dws so surely take the rlace of coffee, .as l'ostum Food Coffee. The beauty of It all U that Jt Is satisfying and won i1er."u!lv nourish; n;. I feel as If I could not tting its praises too loud. Bead "The Road to YVellville," In pkgs, Thert'i a aeasoa.' I A J THE CHARITY GIRL Dy EFFIE A. ROWLANDS CHAPTER IV. (Continue) TI Immediately sent the girl t a Parisian school, snd then set shout trying to loree his way into the rank of the upier ten. His notify, hi po litical views, and his power, as determin ed by the fact of his being i large em ployer of labor, and, therefore, of con trolling a large percentage of vote, brought about an acquaintance, and then a friendship, with Sir Kdw'n Gascoigno, an Impecurrious but most aristocratic, baronet, By Sir Edwin's aid. Mr Era ser was returned In the Conservative cause, and his step planted .n the first rung of the ladder. He was s decidedly clever man, and although t'O mean an 1 niggardly to be altogether popular, he was not long In finding e,me friends. Among these, however, could net he cl.iss k1 Constance Caseolgne, fir Edward's second and only surviving daughter. Miss Gascoigne was a very beautiful girl, but she had won the reputation of having a bitter and unkind tongue. Every one knew that Constance (Jascoigne did not share In her father's Infatuation for Mr. Fraser, and yet she electrified the whole social vorld by suddenly becoming his wife. There was the nine days' gossip, and then the Fraser marriage became a thing of the past, although there were some of Constance's women fyiahds who still discussed the subject. "There has been something mysterious about the girl for the last two years!" cried Mrs. Fanfare, the biggest scandal monger of the time, "and I tor one al ways thought that young Frank Anstru ther's sudden death had ,a great deal to do with it Constance was madly In love with him, poor girl I Well, she has done very well in one sense. This Fraser man Is rolling In money positively rolling, my dear 1" In a vague, yet uncertain, way Sheila felt that it was only through her step mother's popularity and undoubted social position that she wss received and wel comed as the friend of the county fami lies around the neighborhood, and pos sessed the entree of the liest houses In London when they stayed there for the season; and, bearing thia Ii mind, It was only natural she should be very care- ful to keep on good terms with one who was so very Indispensable to her. Deep down In the girl's shallow pretense of a heart there lurked a rankling jealousy for the delicate, aristocratic, still beau tiful woman who had been her father's wife. Sheila had never quite understood Constance Fraser, and shs waa just a lit tie bit afraid of her; she knew how bit ter the sweet refined voice could ring sometimes, and how contemptuously the pals lips could curve when occasion mer ited It She felt vaguely that Mrs. Fra ser knew ber at her exact worth; and yet the young stepmother had never, by word or sign, been anything lot kind and a ff actions tely considerate ro the girl whose guardian she was. Sheila turned away from the mirror with a frown, and throwing beraelf on her lace-trimmed pillow, again leek up her letters. The frown vanished as she read the warm and pressing Invitations from two or three of the best houses around to luncheon, dinner, tea, and the like. "Bah ! I am a fool 1" shs said to her self, and ahe laughed shortly. "I waa only half awake just now, and what if thla girl la pretty, bow dos that affect me? I am Miss Fraser, of Dinglewood, and heiress to a good hundred thousand pounds. I don't think I seed trouble my head about a servant maid's face!" She read through the rest of her letters, and then rang her bell aharply. "Why doesn't the girl come back? I must get up, or Jack will be off Lefore I have half dreased 1" The bell rang sharply In ihe corridor entalde, but Audrey neither understood nor heeded its purpose. Shs was very frightened, and very full of pity at that particular moment. She had gone direct, as Miss Fraaer had commanded her, to Mrs. Eraser's room; she knew It because Ilircham bad pointed It out to her the evening before; she had knocked gently, aud on receiving an answer, she had gone timidly in. The room waa large, airy and pretty; it was hung with dainty chlnts, and was. com mand to Sheila'a magnlQceut apartment, simple beyond deseriptiou ; yet Audrey felt, In a sudden and indescribable way, that she liked it much better; It was so fresh and dainty looking, and there was plenty of room to move about . A fire was burning brightly, and a large bowl of daffodils and tulips made a spot of color In the window. A woman. In a white mob cap and large aprm, was Just placing a tray by the bedside, and Au drey, raising her eyes very nervously, saw a delicate, lovely face lying on the pillew. vt no is it, jiarsnau;-- inquired Mrs. Fraser In a low, but singularly sweet Voice. "If you please, I I am come from II Iss Fraser." Audrey stammered out the message as easily as sue could. Sue was not exact ly frightened, and yet her heart was flut tering, fur she felt rather thtn saw that Mrs. Eraser's eyes were 6xed upon her. Marshall waa replying In a brisk vet re spectful way when her mistress stopped ner. one stretched out a fragile band, wnue as snow, toward the girl. v uo are your sae aaseu in eager. hurried toues. "Where do jou come from? Come nearer! Comj close! I want to see your face. I "If you please, ma am, th's Is Misa Fraser's new maid as Mrs. Thorngate as got tor her," said Marunall. Mrs. Frsser had pushed herself up In bed; ber deep blue eyes were shining like stars, and a rush of color hail come Into ber white cheeks. Involuntarily Audrey had drawn nearer, and had pot her small, work-stained fingers into those other del icate ones. Mrs. Fraser pusned the girl round with her fuce to the light, paused for so Instant, and then gave one broken, sobbing cry ; "Merciful heavens! It is It Is- She struggled with her oreith, stretch ed out her two hands as though to somo pnseeu yet precious protector, and then gave sn inarticulate moan and dropped back on her pillow Insensible. Audrey, trembling in every limb, hareji to obey Marvhull, as sho directed her to hrlng some eau-de-cologne and sills from the large chintx-hung dressing '-ble; she did not know why, but the slgnt of Mrs, Fraser's death-like faoe pained her be jroud description. Marshall evidently was not unused to this a of weakness lu ber mistress. "She'd one of her bad nights." Audrey heard her mutter; "poor lamb! I knew It wheu I first saw her this morning, Poor Miki Constance t Poor- Pretty Mius Cen tance!" She wblsked away a tear while she rub feed some ot the scent across the pals brow, snd held the salts to Ihe delicate nostrils. I "I've been with her erer since she were s child," she said, huskily, to Audrey, who stood with her hands tightly clasp- 1 ed together; "and she'll never be nothing to tne but Miss Constance, poor dear!" "Is is she always ill?" Why was It I ...... .ai.,,,. l.flllll IIUl LU1I , III M" .WMfTi Marshall nodded her head, and just then the bell pealed through Ihe corridor again, and Mrs. Eraser open:.-d her thickly fringed eyes with a stsrt and looked blankly around her. 'Manhnlt motioned Audrey away. Audrey reluctantly with drew her gnr.o from that sweet, suffering face, and with the memory of thngi. deep blue eyes flinging to her, -.he returned to her mistress' room. ' "Anotlver fainting fit?" obs-rved Sheila, irnr,atl.ntly. "Dear me, now tiresome! I suppose she won't be able to go to the ttlaston hunt hall to-night. Maxse, you seem to me Inclined to dawdle. I can't havo lazy people about me. Hirchnm, my white serge tea gown. I suppose the breakfast gong has sounde.f?" "Yes, miss, ten minutes npo; and I met his lordship a-goin' down as I come up. You'll Just have trr.ie to run into Mrs. Fraser's room and " "I shall have nothing of the kind," retorted Sliella stamping her foot Im patiently, as Audrey's cold Cngers moved slowly in their task of buttoning her dainty shoe straps. "You must go In and tell Mrs. Eraser I will cee her after breakfast. Ilircham, this grl Is simply a clumsy fool ! If you csn'.t teach her to manage better than this she must go!" Audrey's eyes were. blinded with hot tears. Shy was doing her v-ry best but Sheila had no pity for her awkwardness, and could willingly have kicked her for looking so beautiful. CHAPTEIt V. "What time do we start?" Sheila Fra ser asked Ix)id John, as breakfast drew to ah end. She was not alone with the young man; an elderly lady, a ,;oor relative of her mother's, was prvsant Had Sheila been left to her own inclinations, this quiet, grim, and undoubtedly middle-class Mrs. Watson would never have been given a place In ber borne; but Constsuee Fraser bad spoken so direct and to the point on this subject that her stepdaughter bad given in snd offered in as gracious a manner as she could the post of housekeeper to this impoverished connection. "Do you seriously think of olng to dsy'r" he laughed, turning to' the girl, who looked very fresh and prorty In her picturesquely draped white serge gown. "Why not?" demanded Shaila. "Remember the ball." "Ob, the ball!" With an e'ry laugh. "My dear Lord John, I could follow the hounds for a week at a time, and then dance through two balls." "Sheila has excellent health," Mrs. Watson remarked, monotonously. Sheila rose abruptly. How slow their friendship advanced. He wis perfectly aware that it waa his mother's most earn est desire to aee Sheila Frasjr his wife, but he was equally well aware that be had no such, desire himself. He was In no hurry to be married, and ba certainly would never marry for money. All this, however, he kept io himself, and although he was so intimate with the heiress of Dinglewood, he hid never by word or deed given eitbor She. la or any one else reason to suppose that he held eny deper feeling for the girl than that of an ordinary friend. Later Sheila had some dinner In her room, having ascertained that Mra. Fra ser would he well enough to accompany her to the ball ; and when the time came ahe arrayed herself In her magnificent diamonds, and even gave "the charity girl" a smile, aa Audrey, overcome with the brilliant spectacle, put her hands together, and exclaimed aloud with de lighted admiration. "Let Maxse sit up for me, Bircham." fhe ordered,- nnd then she swept auny and Joined Mrs. trnsers tall, elegant MS vi re in t lie Hull below. My mistress ought not to have gone out to-night! It is enough to kill her!" exclaimed Marshall in indignation. "If I had my way. I d have told Miss Fra ser pretty plain what I think of her. dragging a poor, sick, suffering creature out a cold night like this, and al! for her selfishness! It's heartless, that's what I call it!" Ilircham made no reply, although she overheard this speech ; but Audrey felt her heart beating with sympathy, too. How fragile and ill Mrs. Fraser looked! Surely Miss Fraser could not have known how weak she was 1 sow, Keep us tne tire, and you may go to sleep, If yon like," ltin-ham said. "See that Misa Sheila's sliprers are warm, and everything out that she wants. They'll ring the bell when tbey come, but I don t expect they'll ce home till quite morning." Aurrey glanced at the clock and sighed wearily; she sat down timid'y on one of the richly covered chairs, and dictated to berself that she must not and should not go to sleep. Needless to say, before half an hour had gone, soothed by ihe warmth, the luxurious cushioas at her back, and lulled by the silvery ticking of the clock, she was fast asleep, drcainiiig of Jean. Al! al once she was awakened, a bvll Kent pealing through the silent house. IShe started from her cozy nok and rub bee! her eyes. Nearly half past twelve ! They were home early. She stood at at tention, and went to open tho door for Miss Frasor. There seemed to be some little confusion, and th-n Audrey heard a (rank, determined voice. "I tell you I'm going to carry you up stairs. I will not leave you till I see you safe In your room." There, was some murmured piotest, and then Audrey perceived Jack (Jlendur wood, coming along as easily aa possi ble, carrying Mrs. Fraser's slight form iu hio arms. Ho saw 'ho gt.'l in an In stant "Which Is the room?" he ar.ked, quick to read and appreciate the sympathy in her great blue eyes. She led the wsy and opened the door. Marshall was dozing by rs fire ."What Is It?" she cried, starting up hurriedly ; then, as she grasped the sit uation, "Ah, Miss Constance, I knew how it would be ; you weren't fit for It, my lamb I Bring her here, ny lord. Vm right thankful to you for pat tying her up; she's as weak aa sn lafuut, that's wba she Is." "Don't believe her, Jack," said Con stance Eraser In her sweet, ftehla vob"e She was lying back in a great wide chair, looking Inexpressibly beautiful, though aa white as a ghost, in her long, black velvet dress, with tht rich Valeu ilenaes lace' about the neck. Jack iflend'tnrood fiM1" his arms aa4 tokel down at her gravely. "Promise to go to bed at, once," he s.i Id. "I shall not leave t rtll I hear on sre nt rest." "At rest?" A faint, bitter smile flick ered across the pale lips, aad then Mrs. Ernser stretched out her hand, "flood light, my friend. Heaven bl.ss you snd thank you for your loving is re of me. I I am not worth it, Jack, dear; I ora not worth it." For answer he bent down snd kissed the white hand, end then Mrs. Frsser caught sight of Audrey standing behind. "It was no dream! It was no myth I Com.; to ine, child ! Ah, do no be fright ened; I will not harm you. 1 will only kisr, yon. and gaze Into your face." Jack niendnrwood had turned with a start, and made way for A'idrey to pass hi n. She move slowly across to that biack-robed form and knelt down. She was not frightened, only' awed and titrsngcly stirred. "Lift up your eyes. Ah!" as Audrey obeyed her. "Child! Child! Who are jou? What are you, with your fnce that comes up from the past?" She bent for ward and touched the girl's brow with her lips; she clung to the girl's hands anf a moan escr-ied her. Suddenly she released her hold, and her htad dropped on her breast. "Take her away, my io-d !" cried Mar shall, bending over her mistress. "Shs has got something on her mind ! She has don nothing but talk of this child's face nil day. It's only weakness, I fear. Poor Ml: Constance!" "(Vine," said Jack to Audrey, very gentlj. As one In a dream she rose to her feet and followed him out of the room, aud then, when she was outside, she burst iuti a flood of irrepressible, rervous tears, leaning against the wall, liess of any ope or anything but the strange, wild tu- tnul' and pain in her breast. Jack stood by in silence, but. as her sobs died away he put bis hand gently on her shoulder. "Poor child ! Poor little child !" Then, as she lifted her tear-stained, eloquent loveliness to his race, he Jrew both her hands In his. "Don't cry, child !" he said, quickly, "I I hate to see you cry. Yo:i seem very lonely ; you ere strnnie here. Come; shall wo strike a bargain? You let me help you yesterday, you must let me help you again. Shall we be friends?" s "Friends, my lord?" she faltered. "You snd I! Oh, it cannot oe! I am only a servant, a charity girl, and yen " "Are henceforth the friend of that char ity girl," was his answer, snd with that he bnf and kissed her handi as he had Just kissed Constance Fraser's and, with 'a tender smile and gentle "good-night" went slowly down the stairs and out of the bouse. (To be continued.) NATION OF SALT EATERS. A Barrel m Year la Consumed for Every Three Persons. The United States consumes 26,872,- 700 barrels of salt annually, or a bar rel for every three persons In the land. Last year It went abroad for only 1.151.133 barrels. In 1880 03.5 per cent of the salt used In our coun try was of home production. Last yenr 05.7 per rent of the product consumed was produced within the borders of this country. In 18S0 the consumption In this country wns only 0.384,263 bar rels. Thus we see that the people of the Cnlted States are using annually three tliues as much salt as they used twenty-six years ago. Only S,l)61,onO barrels were pro duced In this country In 1880, and the consumers were forced to go abroad for 3,427.039 barrels. Last yenr the total production nt home was 25,900, 122 bnrrels. The chief salt-producing States are Michigan nnd New York. Statistics recently gathered by the government show thnt the combined onrput of these two States amounts to more than two tlilrds of the total production of the United States. No attempt has ever been made to nseertnln what per cent of tho .unit consumed In the United States Is used for culinary purposes. The annual output la consumed In tho Industries of meat-packing, fish curing, dairying and the like. The clilorlnntlon of gold ores demands n large quantity, nnd great quantities of salt In the form of brine are used In the manufacture of soda nah, caustic soda nnd other salts. Salt Is cheap. The average price for l!i)3 wns n little over 23 cents a barrel, which Is lower than that reported In nny previous yenr. Dry salt, of course, brings a hlglicr price than brine. The avenue price for dry salt last yenr was 31.51 cents n barrel. llciiratli III niffiiltr. It la u curious thing, say.s the Dan- dee Advertiser, that the otllclals of Dublin castle have always been consid ered by the Treasury Department as most extravagant lu coal. As the re sult of an Investigation recently held, the following amusing notice has heen circulated uuioug the various otllees In the castle: "Notice In order to obviate the waste of coal, It la requested that tires should not be niiulu up after 3 p. in. unless the room Is f.liely to be occupied after 5 p. m. Where otllcos nro closed at 2 o'clock on Saturdays flics should not" be made up after 12 on those days." Some years ago the treasury sent over one of Its highest otllclals to In quire Into the extraordinary consump tion of coal In the castle. When he called on tho under secretary and told the object of his visit, that functionary said nothing, but rang tho bell for the care taker. "Mary," said he to the do mestic, "this gentleman has called Mlxmt tho coals," nnd then walked out of the room. Buffalo Courier. Sure to Jump. (Junner Always Jump out of bed on time, eh? Have you a good alarm clock? tluyer Oh, I have something better than that. I have an automobile born by my bed that toots by compressed air at a certain hour aud then I jump Ave feet Such l.oTlaaT Friends. Mildred I wonder If the couut knows I have money? Helen Wus he attentive Vi jou? Mildred Very. Helen Then he evidently knows. fctrrnuor Job. "Has young Dudelelgli any oirupa tlon?" asked the dear girl's mother. "Indued he has," replied tua L f. "lie's rulsiug a mustache." r ma Maidenhood. Maiden! with the meek brown eyes, In whose orb a shadow lies Like the dusk in evening skies ! Thou whose locks outshine the sun, Golden tresses wreathed in one. As the braided streamlets run 1 Standing, with relurtant feet. Where the brook and river meet Womanhood and childhood fleet ! Gazing, with a timid glance. On the brooklet's swift advance, On the river's broad expanse! Deep and still, that gliding stream Beautiful to thee must seem As the river of a dream. Then why pause with Indecision, When bright angels in thy vision Beckon thee to fields Elysian? Seest thou shadows sailing by, As the dove, with startled eye, Sees the falcon's shadow fly? Hear'st thou voices on the shore, That our ears perceive no more. Deafened by the cataract's roar? O thou' child of many prayers! Life hath quicksands; Life hath snares! Care and age come unawares ! Like the swell of some sweet tune, Morning rises unto noon. May glides onward into June. Childhood Is the bough where slumbered Birds and blossoms many-numbered ; Age, that bough with snows encumbered ! Gather, then, each flower that grows. When the young heart overflows. To embalm that tent of snows. Bear a lily in thy hand ; Gates of brass cannot withstand One touch of that magic wand. Bear through sorrow, wrong and ruth, In thy heart the dew of youth. On thy lips the smile of truth. ' Oh, that dew, like balm, shall steal Into the wounds that cannot heal, Even as sleep our eyes doth seal ; And that smile, like sunshine, dart Into many a sunless heart. For a smile of God thou uA. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. THEIB MABBIED NAMES. Homeapan Parents Could Not Mas ter Foreign Pronunciation. International marriages are, In these days of travel, more common than they used to be ; but they were not unknown to our ancestors of a century ago, and were least rare, It seems, in some of the old seafaring families. Old-time sea captains mado friends In many lands, and were occasionally accompan ied on board ship by sotm adventurous daughter, eager, like Lord Bateman of the ballad, "far countries for to see." One such, who traveled as far as Rus sia, did not return ; she remained there as the wife of a prosperous Buss'lan merchant Her father's fellow townsmen were naturally Interested to hear all about the match on his return, but there was one Important piece of Information they never obtained the bride's mar ried name. It wns so unpronounceable that the good captain declined even to attempt It. He always spoke of his daughter as "my gal who married a furrlner;" his mother called her my "my grand darter over In Rooshy," nnd everybody else soon fell Into the way of saying simply and not at all jocularly "Maria Thingumajig." Another old sea captain had two chnrmlng girls who accompanied him to France, both ot whom married French men. French Is a less difficult tongue than Russian, but the old man's ear was not good, and the two brides, on their first visit home, were somewhat chagrined nt the havoc he made with their names. They had become Madame Curette and Madame Le Boutlllier; but he In troduced them cheerfully to strangers as Mrs. Leo Bottles nnd Mrs. Carrots. They gently remonstrated against such a perversion of their names, but lu vain; lie could achieve nothing better until a compromise wns reached, In ac cordance with which he ceased to try to pronounce them at all. Thereafter, when an Introduction be came necessary, he presented "My dar ter, Mrs. Nancy B.," or "My darter, Mrs. Polly C," adding, genially, "and If ye want the full of her name In French, she'll tell ye on askin'. She speaks tho language." Youth's Com panion. BOY LIVED ON CIGARETTES. Smoked for Tito Dsn and Then Fell Senseless. Having smoked nine packages of cigarettes In two days nnd being with out food aud sleep for three, Harry Reynolds, a 14-year-old boy, fell un conscious under a street lunch wagon In South Norwulk, Conit. When taken to the City Hospital his body wns cold and for a time It seemed that he would not revive. "I knew those cigarettes would put me on the bum," were the boy's first words on regaining strength and. a realization of Ills surroundings. He said that he had paid five cents each for the packages, each of which con tained twenty cigarettes, making ISO cigarettes in the two days. Ho told Dr. J. Milton Culiuru that he had begged and borrowed money In the streets for the cigarettes, without know ing why, as the smoke made him ill. The doetors say It Is probable that the drugs In the cheap tobacco affected his mind, for he had emerged from eluded BKits during the three days he was nway from home, only to borrow money or to buy cigarettes. Me had tried to mount the lunch wagon and fell, head downward, and becum wedged lietween a wheel mid a fence. It Is probable that lu h id hung then several hours before ho was found. Now that the boy Is out of danger, he Is In tensely ashamed of himself for his cl gartU "spree." EXPERT ADVICE ON EATINO. Aathorlflea Tell la What Foods We Shonlri onsnmr nnd Avoid. Cicero told lis long nuo that we should eat to live, not live to cat, nnd Prof. Oautlcr of Paris ninpllllos that wise pronouncement In the course of a very Interesting article on "How We Ought to Eat." The professor Is the sworn enemy of nil culinary arti fices the object of which Is to stimu late taste, excite the appetite nnd in duce a man to eat without hunger nnd drink without thlret These, he says, are prejudicial to the maintenance of health. When one has an appetite for plain bread, vegetables or meat unmoditleil by any seasoning, then and then only can one be said to be really hungry. Another paternal recommendation which the professor makes U the old advice of our grand mothers, that we should always leave the table with n slight sensation of hunger not entirely appeased. It nppenrs that we lose every day from eighty-five to 100 grams of albu minoids, corresponding to 420 or 5.10 grams of muscular flesh or analogous tissue. An Inhabitant of Paris, for instance, tecuperates on the average to the extent of 102 or 103 grams a day. As a guide to what we should eat the professor tells us that the best meat is that of animals fattened on pasture land beef and mutton. Then comes poultry nnd pork fed on pro ducts of a vegetable origin, whether grain or herbaceous. One should always avoid the flesh of animals fattened to excess on mus cular flesh nnd also, to a certoln ex tent, that of animals which are too young. Veal Is not good for either gouty or nrthrltlc people. It Is not recommended for people with fragile, Irritable, eruptive skin. Fish, excellent In Itself when It la quite fresh, Is easy to digest, but It Is not suitable to eczematous persons or those who have any other skin dis ease. Black meats or game excite tho kidneys, predispose to gravel, to hepa tic congestions and to nrterlo-sclerosls. One may live absolutely without meat ; "one cannot do without vegetable ali ments'. Prof. Gautler deprecates all exag gerations and sums up as follows: Boll your drinking water when an epidemic Is raging; boll milk, cook beefsteaks sufficiently and sleep peace fully. A cup of light and savory smelling bouillon, a slice of roast beef properly cooked, a small glass of Bor dcau and even of Burgundy never kill ed anyone. Bat with regularity and In accord ance with the demands of hunger such dishes as have always been regarded as Innocuous and remember that, as a rule, It Is neither meats nor bouillon nor wine nor spices nor coffee which poison us, but their abuse The Pope lately presented to the Uni versity of Pennsylvania a pair tof the splendid fans carried before him In an Easter procession. The fan has a dis tinct ceremonial position In many coun tries. It plays a more dignified part than In this land, where its presence suggests beat, flies and mosquitoes. In the Eastern world It Is an implement of tradition. A Sanskrit poem attrib utes the orgln of the fan to King Nllas' daughter, who, having charge of the sacred fire on which her father's glory and success depended, fanned It lest the flame should expire. A Chinese legend makes Lang-sin, daughter of a great mandarin, respon sible for the fan. At a feast of lan terns, overcome by the heat Lang-sin removed her mask, a daring thing for a Chinese maiden to do, nnd waved It rapidly to aud fro, near enough to her face to conceal her fentures. Her la dles quickly followed her example, and the fan was evolved. Chinese and Japanese fan etiquette Is elaborate. In Japan there are fans for the court for the kitchen, for danc ing, for tea nnd or war. Japanese la die play pretty fan games. One of them Is performed while the fair owners are rowed on the streams In pleasure boats. The fans are floated on tho water and a poem must be comixised while It makes a stated Journey. A Japanese servant must alwnys hold an open fan before his mouth while receiving orders from a high born master. According to true Jap anese etiquette, a fan must never be used In the presence of cut flowers. A good deal of royal significance has been given to fans. They were symbols of authority In Mexico before the con quest Queen Mary of England re ceived on New Year's Day, 1550, "7 fnnnes to keep the hete of the fyre." Queen Elizabeth favored the custom that a fan was the only present a sov ereign could receive from a subject Fans have not always been dainty trifles. Jenn de Balzac, a French writer of the seventeenth century, wrote from Italy, during the reign of Louis XIV. of the enormous fans In use there, sus pended from the ceiling and worked by four servants. He says: "I have a fan that make wind enough In my chamber to w reeJt a ship." In Old San Francisco. "You have offered me a bribe, sir, thundered the city ofllclnl. The promoter cowered. "I nssure you, sir," he said, "that I did not tak such u view of u business transaction, a mere mutter of paying for service. "Cut It out," broke In the official. "It's a bribe, all right, hut a mighty email one. You'll have to come again." After a little discussion a satisfac tory understanding was reached." Philadelphia I;edgor. l.vna Danger, I'o'.iivinan What are you doing on, at 2 o'ch'i'k la the morning. I've a good notion to arrest you. Latehoiirs Go ahead, old chap. I'd a good deal rather be arrested than go limne at this hour of the night. De troit Free- Press. Is It proper to condole with a ium when be falls In business EIIAHHS ATvE HARMLESS. StlU No One t ares to Make Personal' Investigation. In "Questions nnd Answers" It was said that 'there can lie no doubt whnt eer of the existence of sharks that will nttack men In the water," and, re ferring to the offer of Hermann Oel rlchs, some twenty years ago, of, $500 reward to any person who could cite au nutheutlc case of a man being bitten by a shark north of Cape Hatteras, It" was said that "Mr. Oelrlchs received data of thousands of cases which hap jiened In seas not Included In the lim its he set" I well remember Mr.' Oelrlch's state ment and offer, as 1 supported Wm In the discussion which followed In your columns, and I still do, for lu. more than fifty' years' sea servlce--not yet ended In both meu-o'-war nnd mer chantmen, and lu the waters of almost every part of the world and those where sharks most do congregate, I have yet to learn of un authentic case of a shark atucklng a human being, and I have yet to meet a man whom I consider worthy of beHef who has ever witnessed or hud knowledge be yond a question of doubt of a person being Injured by a shark, says a writer lit the New York Sun. I have seen tho wnters alive with human beings nnd sharks, neither In terfering with the other, though fre quently in contact and In waters Infest ed with sharks of every type, breed and construction. I have known sail ors frequently, alone und at all hours of the night, to swim long distances t from their vessels to the shore, return ing by the same means In safety, glori ously drunk and surrounded by sharks. Every sailor and every lubber as well can cite apparently authentic cases of men being devoured by sharks. I've heard them from farmers, but sifted down they amount simply to : "I heard of a man who knew a man who saw a man," etc. The statement that Seaman Dunlap of the United States gunboat Elcano, while using his forefinger as a, boat plug, had it bitten off "close to the gar board strake," may be relegated to the stories that may be "told to the ma rines." Sailors, before taking stock In it will demand that the thickness of that garboard strake and the original length of that forefinger be specified and well authenticated. They will then figure on about bow much finger the shark got. In the statement as It stands there are a few discrepancies and a dearth of details. But with all this, permit me to add that I am and always have been afraid of sharks, and have had what I felt to be at the time several close calls and narrow escapes from . them whether lmaglnnry or not, I didn't stop to ascertain. Nor shnll I In any future similar Instance. Notwithstand ing my experience with the shark, I Imva no abiding personal faith in him and do not assert either that he will or will not attack a human being In the water, merely that I have never known him to do so, nor have I met a man who did, and, like many others, I would like to have the fact estab lished. Kindly Sonl ot Lincoln. "The first time I saw Abraham Lin coln was In 1852, Just fifty-five yean ago," said former Governor William Pitt Kellogg of Louisiana, recently. "1 had Just been admitted to the bar and was In Springfield, the capital of Illi nois. I was young nnd perhaps rathei timid and for that reason I remembei particularly Mr. Lincoln's kindness to me. "He had large black eyes that looked out on you from deep sockets and seem ed to peer down Into your soul. Though his cheeks were rather sunken and he had a hungry look, his face was light ed with Inspiration; you felt In his presence that he was a man far above the ordinary. "I sat there nt the table that morn ing in the court nnd Mr. Lincoln, who was then known as one of the greatest lawyers of Illinois, leaned over and picked up a book Just In front of me. As he did so he bowed in a kindly way without saying a word. To this day I have never forgotten that bow and the expression on his face. "Four years later In the convention In which the Republican party was born I sat next to him ns a delegate. He represented Sangamon County und made that great speech In which he said: 'Y'ou can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.' "He had the most winning wny in getting votes I ever saw. Two years later. In 1858, he wns a candidate for the United States Senate ogalnst Doug las and made speeches from the same platform on which I siioke. I was a candidate for the Legislature on his ticket and he advocated my election. In I860 I was a presidential elector on the Lincoln tMcet In Illinois. "Only this morning I received a copy of a paper containing the state ticket of that year and found that I was the only man whose name was on that ticket who is yet alive. Those were wonderful days aud they produced won-, derful men. but Lincoln was the great est of them all. He was the greatest man that I have known In the fifty-five years that I have been In public life." Washington Post. Mistaken Identity. Mrs. Mornlngsyde (showing Central Park to Mrs. Struckoylo of Pittsburg) Thnt monument? Oh, that Is Cleopa tra's needle. It came from Egypt, you know, ami Is literally covered with hieroglyphics. Mrs. Struckoyle Goodness gracious! And hasn't the hoard of health ever tried to exterminate them?" Puck. Tke Holla Fusion. Professor (about to commit suicide) I nnt tired of life. I w ill drown my self and then It will be ended. How ever, 1 must wait a while, as I have been per-pliing and It might give inu a chill. Ia ScaivllaisMisierl. lliblea and Candy for Soldiers. Every German soldier's equipment Includes a Bible and a half-pound caka of chocolate.