ETDIAUA PEOPLE 13 WESTZB.H CANADA. What Shall TVe not I've Got t Build Urstnarlea." A letter written to a Canadian gov ernment agent from Tipton, Ind., is but one of nrinj- similar tbat are In tbe bonds of tin? Canadian jwernmcnt agents wliose privilege it is to offer 0110 hundred and sixty acres of lund free, and low railway fa rod. lSut here Is a copy of tlie letter: Tiiton, Ind., Nov. V.S, l'Kirt. "At your earnest solicitation a party of us from Tipton h-t't May 15 for Western Canada. Our Interviews wlt'i Jon and n earerul study of your lilera ture led us to expect great thine of your country v. hen we should arri ve there, and we were not disappointed. We went prepared to make a careful examination of the couutry and Its re sources, and wo did so. At early dawn the second lihiruing out of Tipton we woks In n new world. As far as the eye could reach was un apparently lim itless cxp.ir.se of new sown wheat and prairie grasses. The vivid green of the wheat just beginning to stool out, ind the Inky blackness of tbe foil con trasted In a way beautiful to see. An Sour or two later we steamed Into Winnipeg. Here we found a number of surprises. A hundred thousand souls well housed, with every convenience that goes to make a modern, up-to-date '"city banks, hotels newspapers, stores, electric lights, street railways, sewer age, water works, asphalt pavements, everything. With eyes and ears open, we traveled for two thousand miles through Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta, going out over tbe Canadian Pacific Railway, via Calgary to Edmon ton and returning to Winnipeg over the Canadian Northern Railway. In the meantime we made several side trips anu stoppeu on ai a uumoer m points where we made drives Into the surrounding country. On every hand wero "evidences of prosperity. The growing wheat, oats, rye, flax, barley, not little patches, but great fields, many of them a square mile iu extent, the thiee, five and sometimes seven horse teams laying over an Inky black ribbon of yellow stubble, generally iu furrows straight as gun barrels and at right angles from the roads stretch Ing into the distance, contrasted strangely with our little fields at home, Tbe towns, both large and small, were doubly conspicuous, made so, first by their newness and second by the tow ering elevators necessary to hold the Immense crops of wheat grown In the immediate neighborhood. "The newness, the thrift, the hustle, the sound of saw and hammer, the tents housing owners of buildings in 7 various stages of completion, the piles of household effects and agricultural Implements at the railway stations waiting to be hauled out to the 'Claims,' the occasional steam plow turning its twenty or thirty acres a day, the sod house, the unpalnted house of wood, the up-to-date modern resl donee with large red barn by, all these were seen everywhere we went, an ear nest of prosperity and wealth to be, .We talked with men and visited their places that four years ago was unbro ken prairie. Their houses, barns, im plements and live stock were the equal of anything in Tipton County and why not, when they were raising five, ten and twenty, yes In one Instance forty thousand bushels of wheat a year. The fact that such large yields of wheat are raised so easily and so sure ly impressed us very favorably. And when we saw men who four or five years ago commenced there with two or three thousand dollars, and are now as well fixed and making money much easier and many times faster than lots of our acquaintances on Indiana farms fifty years cleared and valued at four l times as much, we decided to Invest W So we bought lu partnership a little f over two thousand acres, some of it Improved and In wheat. "Before leaving Iudinna, we agreed that If the opportunities were as great as they were represented to be, that ve would buy, ana own in partnersnip body of land, and leave one of our number to look after and operate it This we accordingly did. "Just before time to thresh I re ceived a letter from him. 'What shall we do,' said he, 'I've got to build gran arles. There's so much wheat that the 1l,ana a 4. . 1 tl' ' set cars and the elevators are all full. - I never saw anything like It In re ply we wrote 'Good for you. Go ahead and build, your story sounds better than the letters wo used to get from our friends in Kansas when they be wailed the fact that the hard wheat had been destroyed by tlio chinch bugs and the corn by hot winds, and tbat they must sell the stock for means te l.ve ou.' 'Yes, build by all means. And he did, and our wheat put in by a renter made twenty-seven bushels per acre. "Very truly yours, "(Sd) A. G. Rl'RKU.UtT, "(Sd) J. TRELOAR-TKESIDDER, "(Sd) WALTER W. MOUNT." Slarrlaae n Ileal Lottery Here. Every year in the Ituuiai country, In tndia, a marriage lottery Is held, gen erally in Octolier. The nuiujs of all the marriageable girls and of the r' young men who are tired of bachelor life are written on slips of paper and thrown Into separate earth pot.' One f each kind is drawn ut one time by a local wise man. The youth whose name Is drawu out obtains a letter of Introduction to the young woman whose name accompanies his, and theu all that remains for him to do is to start courtship, wii all the ardor of which he is capable. Such fortuitous court v ships might not appear nt first sljrlit to promise very well for future connubial happiness; but, nevertheless, In the majority of cases, everything turns out very satisfactory. Reaction. With a heavy nih the candidate thrnt himself ou the lounge in the family sit ting room. "Maria," he said, "the election is going against uie. I am sure to be defeated." "Then," iwike liix wife, in a cold, metal lic voice, "I don't get th fmu new bonnet you were going to buy for me when yea were elected." "By O.-orge !" he exclaimed, brighten Inf up. "I badu't thought of tbat!" VI; a "Is he out of danger?" "Xo. The doctor still attends him." Cleveland Tlalu Dealer. "Would you get married If you were izie?" "I don't believe I could If I were you." Houston Tost. Wise Now, he's got what I call "horse sense." Ascum How, for In stance? Wise lie never gets on one. Philadelphia Press. He I always have my evening din ners served a la carte. She From one of those night lunch wagons, I suppose. Chicago Dally News. "Mabel accepts more rings from men than nny girl 1 know." "I don't under stand." "She's a telephone operator." Milwaukee Sentiuol. "Do you see any great future for Pauatua?" "Certainly. Look nt the great excursion resort it bus already become." Washington Star. Whyte Sj you went to that special ist for your rheumatism. Did bo give you relief? lirowuc Ho relieved me of ten dollars. Somerville Journal. "I admires a man," said Uncle Ebon, "dut keeps hopin' l'oh do best Rut I doesn't like to see 111 iu sit dow n n' call it a day's work." Washington Star. "Do you consider a chauffeur worth two hundred dollars a month?" "Well, the last one 1 had ran away with my wife, and you knew my wife, old man." Life. A woman in northern Missouri hat sued an editor because, in writing the obituary of her husbaud, be stated "lie bus gone to a happier home." Kansas City Post Paticuce Don't you admire her hair? Patrice indeed, 1 do I I al ways admired it In fact, I came near buying it before she did. Yonkers Statesman. St Peter What makes you so busyl Recording Angel Taking the names of New Yorkers who are still insisting that they have no taxable property. Harper's Razar. llyker 1'ou don't seem to be worry ing any about jour failure in business. Pyker Oh, no ; that's one of the things I have turned over to my creditors. Chicago Duily News. Myer There goes the widow Nagga. They say she drove her husband to an untimely grave. Gyer Well, that isn't so bad. She might have made him walk there. Chicago Daily Newa Mr. 'Iggs Is your program full up, Miss 'Awklus? Miss 'Awkius (under a slight misapprehension) Not much It ain't I've 'ad nothln' to eat since I've been 'ere. What time's supper? Pick-Me-Up. He Oh, pleudc, Mile. Jeanne, do not call me Mr. Durand. She (coyly) Oh, but our acquaintance is so short Why should I not call you that? "Well, chletly because my name Is Dupout" Nos Lolsirs. Benedick That luminous paint is a splendid Invention. Singleton What do you use it for? Benedick We paint the baby's face so we can give him a drink iu the night without lighting the gas. Chicago Chronicle. He (after the refusal) Had I been rich, perhaps your answer would have been quite different She Perhaps. He But poverty is no crime. She Oh, yes, it. is and tbe punishment is hard labor. Illustrated Bits. "My daughter Is positively dollghted with her new piano," said Mrs. Nex dore; "she's quite familiar, you know, with all the classic composers " "Familiar?" exclaimed Mra Peppery, "why she's positively flippant" Phil adelphia Press. The Gentleman Farmer (anxiously) What in the world, Uncle Totterly, do you suppose is the matter with my i bens? Why, this morning I found six ; of them lying on their backs, cold and Btlff, with their feet sticking up In the ; air. The 'Ancient Man (after n suit-' able season of cogitation) Yer hens la dead, Mr. Cittlly. Puck. The Ttvlna. The Harmon twins looked so much like as babies that their parents could scarcely tell them apart As they grew older It became evident that to Grand mother Ilarmou at least the twins were a unit "You were asking me how much the twins weigh," said Grandmother Har mon to a neighbor. "When I went out that afternoon I put ono of them on the scales at the grocery, and found they weigh Just twenty-six pounds," "Do they always weigh exactly the mine?" Inquired the neighbor, and Grandmother Harmon looked quite im patient "The twins V she said. "Of course; why not?" The neighbor hud no reason to give, but she rebelled a few days later when in answer to her Inquiry Grandmother Harmon said: "Where are the twins? Oh, they got a cinder In one of their eyes, and their inn' her has taken them down to the oculist's to have it removed, they vera fusing so over it." The l'rufenor." A bandmaster tells of an Incident that occurred during a country festival la the Southwest. The advent of the fa mous laud had been awaited with in ton.c Interest by the natives, and wl.ea the musicians arrived they were quick ly Kii.'roi.ndi-d by a surging crowd which hemmed them la so that it was ililliilt for t':eiu to proceed with their coo cert. The l.andmnRter appealed to one of the "committee" to keep the crowd away, saying that unless bis men haj more roou they could not play. The couimitteeuiaii shook the musician's hand warmly; then turning to the as sembled multitude, he bawled out: "Say! You-uns step back and give the purfesser's nurfcFaers a chauct U i.lay!" llicle Kbru'a I'liiluaoBb, "De muii dat keeps tcllln' all he knows," said Uncle Etieii, "Is ll'ble not to git time to II i. d out v"?u wutb tell to'." Washington Stur. MARY O'MAILET. Mary O'Mal'ey lives down In our alley, Upstairs, lu tbe rear of a flat, With her father and niotlicr, her sister and brother, A parrot, two dogs, and a cat. Her face Is a losy, her chocks are so rosy, Her mouth Is like honey and dew; Your heart's In a shiver, your lips In a quiver, When Mary Is looking at you., 0 me'! O my! 0 Mary O'Mallcy! The neighbors all know you're tbe pride of the alley I You're fair as a dream, you're poaches and cream, You're sweeter than clover, a thousand times over! , .And would you but marry you dear little fairy! Is It single I'd tarry? Nay, nary ! The first time I met her bow can I forget her! She was bringing a basket of clothes; 1 looked at her sweetly, she spurned me completely, And turned up her beautiful nose. She's cunningly saucy and very criss-crossy And stubborn, yet once in a while Your heart gaily dances because her sweet glances Have wrapixxl ioi all up In a smile. O tne! O my! O Mr-y O'Mallcy! Your glance Is the light and the life of our alley! You're better than gold to have and to hold! Be done with your teasing, your melting end freezing! O could I possess you I'd food you and d. ,ss you And love and caress you, God bless you ! -Nlxon Waterman. Changed Speaklng of circumstances altering cases, there was the case of Miss Eupbemln Sellox. You may not remember the name, but It Is quite probable that your wife will. If she belongs to n woman's efub or society of any sort, or even Ir she was a reader of the Woman five or six years ago. The Woman Is a publica tion devoted to fashions, Action, house hold science, uplift and problems of so cial etiquette, and Miss Sellox, strange ly enough, contributed to the uplift de partment Strangely, Ttrruuse her arti cles mainly "tlirew the hooks," to use a figurative expression, Into the tyrant man and dragged him from tbe pedestal upon which he had been permitted to pose for ages by reason of the other sex. She also lectured and her Icono clastic eloquence Is said to have been largely Instrumental In securing the suffrage for the women of Wyoming. From which you will gather that Miss -IS OUR VANITY TO BE COMPARED WITH THE VANITY OF MAN?" Sellox was not any spring chicken. She was not That Is, she had not been for some time. 'She was a good woman, undoubted ly, but hardly a good-looking one, ac cording to common standards of beau ty. She was tall, but not divinely so; fair, but with the fairness associated with freckles. Her eyes were blue and her hair golden, but the blueness had a steely quality, emphasized by eye glasses, and tbe gold was pale and lus terless and there wasn't any too much of It "Lords of creation!" she would ob serve, with bitter sarcasm. "Let ua examine tills lordly creature, ladles. So far as our limited minds will en able us, let us analyze him and find a reanon If we can for bis supremacy. It Is treason, of course, but suppose we be a little treasonable, for a change. Do we find the reasons in his superiori ty of Intellect? Let the names of wom en Illustrious In science. In the arts, in all fields of intellectual endeavor, an swer that question. .We are t' Id that these are exceptional. To a certain ex tent that Is true, but they are numer ous enough to demonstrate what wom an can achieve when she bursts through the trammels with which the selfishness of man has bound her, and as our liberty Is extended, us wo eman cipate ourselves from our thraldom, more and more we gain eminence In the professions we have adopted. Ex amine the statistics of coeducational institutions. "If we are not inferior Intellectually, are we so morally? With all his pre tension, man bus not dared to assert this. Then we ar physically Inferior. That Is to say, we have less of mere brute strength, of muscle and sinew. Therefore, khjs generous, chivalrous man, we must lie kept In abject sub jection, caressed or abused recording to his whims and generally abused. Ixills, toys, creatures without souls al most 'Wives, obey your husbands. Why? Because'they arc nble to kmick you down with a blow of their list If you don't "We are vain, but Is our vanity to be compared with the vunlty of man? Do we not all of us know that weak ness of his, my sisters, and lu our weakness take advantage of that knowledge? We are vain and we love to talk. Merciful goodness. If our loquacity approached that of these lords of creation we should Indeed bave cause to blush with shame. "Marriage! Slavery that Is what marriage means to woman. Abject slavery. You married women toll day and night, year after year, drudging at nieulal tasks till your limbs will Her Views hardly support you and your nerves are worn to a thread with the trivial cases of the household. Yes, your sphere Is the home. Darn your hus band's socks, cook his dinners, rear his children, make your year-before-last hats and be happy and contented. Why on earth do you do It? Is It an unreasonable question?" A nilsogamist by conviction, a man hater, It seemed by instinct Miss Sel lox, never missed an opportunity of expressing hcrelf either by tongue or pen on the subject of woman's servi tude. She had a hard time of It naturally. The profession of emancipator Is not a pnying ono from a pecuniary point of view. She went here nnd there over the land, attending conventions, lectur ing, organizing and what not, riding iu stuffy day conches, staying nt third rate hotels, patronized, ridiculed, abused, applauded In turn, and with no prospect of anything else before her in life. Not that she would bave ask ed for anything more. Then a rich relative happened to die and left her a pretty good thumping legacy. Within a month after that her views became radically changed. She grew tolerant of the monster man. A month later she married him. If you ask for the reason, I can only reply that It was a very good and suf ficient one. I don't know whut the man's motives were. He may not have been mercenary. As I have said, Miss Sellox had many excellent qualities. There has to be a first proposal for every woman, however engaging, If you come to that. But the reason was that the man asked her to marry him and she concluded that sho liked him. Chicago Dally News. Odd Ouint of m llrunnan. Ills name Is Barnes. Until recently he was a mechanic. Now he Is a trav eling salesman of distinctly novel va riety. He lives In the prairie section of tho middle west, and when gasoline engines began to approach their present prac ticability decided that they were bound to replace windmills for farm purposes. In this belief he secured an agency for the one bo considered best, procured a sample and set It up on an ordinary farm wagon from which be removed the pole. By a few simple connections he ar-, ranged bis wagon to steer from inside the body. One shaft, with sorne sprock et wheels and chain, made all the mechanism necessary iu order for the engine to drive his combination at the rate of six miles an hour. He carri. s a pump jack and a small assortment of small .'tieys so ar ranged as to be capable of attachments to churns, washing machines and the like. Ills outfit attracts attention and makes talk, all of which has advertis ing value, while when be pulls Into a fanner's yard he can show bis pros pective customer just whut the machine will do. As a result be sells more engines than all other agencies lu his territory, and us he carries blsxifthv In his jiockel his territory Is limited only by hl sjieed. Good Tip. "Gladys told me she was going p bleach her hulr." "What did you say?" "Keep It dark." Princeton Thjjw. Be polite to some people, and the) will be Impudent in return. FortUD ately such people are not numerous . MCENT LEGISLATION I vftWf AGAINST REBATES AND 1 W!tntr0 76w "W-'isH SPECIAL CONCESSIONS HAIZyss JASWfIyIS. The old-time wagon show, "like our fathers used to see," Is to come back. Let the trumpets blare and the Img pllHs skirl! There are many causes for this. One Is, that while men may come and men may go, like Tennyson's brook, the w agon show w ill go on forever. I'.ut the main reason Is to lie found In the action of law-makers, grave nnd seri ous, at various state capitals and at Washington. Tho wagon show thrived like the pro verbial green bay tree and was then supplanted by the railroad show. Jum bo was no longer called on to hoist the wagon out of the gully Into which It had sunk while en route across country. The boys of the vicinity no longer found their opiiortunity, asirlde rail U :ices In the uncertain light of the morning, when the circus straggled Into town, and vied with each other for oppor tunity to carry liquid refreshment to the elcphaut. Railroad competition surely and by no means slowly proved too fierce. Great circuses could lie moved hundreds of miles while the old time show was laboriously creaking along muddy roads, where tho Klhg drag was a thing unknown. But there Is a movement toward a revival of the wagon show. Excessive freight rates, the scarcity of rolling stock and the legislation, by states and nation, against the granting of rebates or making any comvsslons to circuses or theatrical companies, no matter how many people and animals and para phernalia are transported, are resKn slble. The managers of circuses can no longer obtain concessions that make profitable long Jumps from one city to another. The margin of profit In a great show is necessurlly close and un certain; heart-holding nets are high priced, comiK'titlon Is strong. No less an aggregation of circus tal ent, with millions of dollars at stake, than Rarnutn & Bailey's, is consider ing this matter. It Is proposed to abandon railroads for motor conches and vans, to quit the regular steel rails of the steam roads for the wagon roads over which tho countryman drives to the city with his produce. In huge mo tor vans and cars, such as those now used by large concerns to move freight to depots and warehouses, It Is pro posed to move the show from city to city. Smaller shows would undoubtedly follow suit The old-stylo wagon show may flourish as It did two decades ago. Many of the wagons will bo propelled by machinery, cunningly contrived, and hidden away In their Interior. V-ut there will be plenty of shows which, from necessity or by rea-ons of econ omy, wllj depend on horses, as of yore. There Is no more Interesting Institu tion in the world than a circus, from the lieutenant general In eommnnd to the humblest stake driver In the rear rank of the privates. Tho plcturesque ness of a show, particularly a wagon show, does not end behind the scenes, though the bareback riders and tho acrobats, the contortionists and tbe wild animal trainers mingle in ordi nary clothes, talk ordinary topics, such as tbe weather, the size of the day's attendance, the latest bit of Interna tional scandal. Outfitting a circus Is Just about as small a Job as getting an army ready to go to Cuba at a day's notice, and not die of starvation or bo killed because of Inexperience the first day out. If anybody thinks getting un old styled wagon show reudy to quit win ter quarters und take to the rood Is a sinecure, let him buy two or three dozen head of horses, train ait elephant, a few camels, give a monkey dally practice lu looping the loop strapped In a toy automobile, show some fifty negroes how to erect a tent so that It will stay erect, manage n side show, a menagerie, two rings and a platform and hire a few cooks Into tho bargain. And the hiring of the cooks Is not the slightest part of the task, by any means. Imagine hiring one to cook for IL'5 men and women, hungry and peev ish, three good, big locals u day, with the kitchen In a new plait; every day! After all, an old-styled wagon show Is no small uffalr. Take, say, thirty five wagons, for instance. They hold as much circus paraphernal la as fifteen railroad cars. One is apt to think of a wagon show us u small affair, of unu ring, a dozen performers, a half dozen or so horses. That was the wugon show of yesterday, while tho railroad how flourished, but now that the re turn movement has begun there are wagon shows und wugon shows. There Is a routine about the day's work that Is as well preserved as though tbe show were un army moving ou an enemy. At 0 o'clock in the evening, two hours before the evening performamt Is to begin, tbe cook bouse Is dismantled, four horses are hitched to It, and w!S rattle and bang, the cooks In their white caps and aprons vociferously houtlng out some last message and Jie Dans hantclus azalnst the side of Che wagon, while the aroma of coffee sod bacon greets the nostrils, the cook tent disappears down the road toward the town of the next day's stopping. The cook tent reac'ies Its destination early In the night twenty 10 twenty five miles Is tbe average dal'y Jump of n wagon show and all la put In readi ness for the serving of early breakfast the next morning. At 8 o'clock the performance In the big tent begins, and the crowds which have stood open-mouthed before the cages lu the menagerie tent rush to their seats to see the big show. Im mediately tbe work of demolishing the menagerie tent Is begun. The animals are fed, then the sides are put on their cages, the horses are bitched up, four to each den or cage, and across coun try, accompanied by a route finder, tbe menagerie, making up the first main section of the show, starts In the wake of the cookhouse. This route finder Is an Important per sonage In the circus; It Is his business to scout ahead, ascertain the best roads, and by laying laths down at the Intersections and divergencies disclose the route to the wagons tbat follow him. The menagerie section comes up to the cook tent some time during the night and camps until morning. At 12 o'clock, as a rule, the baggage train takes up Its start The big show Is over, the tent hns been struck, the stakes have been pulled, the parapher nalia has been packed In wagons, the people have gone to bed, but , while they sleep, with a merry, ringing chorus of "Yo-heave-o, St. Louis, Kansas City, Omaha," and so on, with the name of the home of every roustabout sung In a long drawn out chant the circus has been torn down and packed up ready for transiiortatlou. Midnight strikes In the city, and tbe man who saw the circus dreams of the queen In pink tights and tho fairy In glittering spangles, but the wagons creak across country and the roust abouts snatch what little Bleep they can as tho wagons topple back and forth and the horses pull and plunge. In the meantime, what of tho span gled fairy and the plnk-tlguted queen, to say nothing of the musicians and tho men performers of the sawdust rings? They are sleeping the sleep of tbe Just lu the best hotels the town affords. That Is ono reason why the averago circus performers would rather travel with a wagon show than a railroad show. After tho night performance of a railroad show, he or she must wend their weary way to the train, hunt for It In an iutenntnable tangle of tracks, and seek what repose they can In crowded bunks as the car Is switched around or pounds over the rails. But In the big wagon show, the perform ers go to hotels, get a good night's rest METHOD OF CUBING FEVER. AMONG BEDOUINS. .:- , i-'u . . V i SAM) AS A SI BS'IITLTK FOR ICE, llcdoulus that wander iu tho desert have many rough und uncouth ways, but perhaps the uiost unique of these is the way they doctor fever patients. They have a rough und reudy method of attempting to cure fever caused by the wounds they have Inflicted ou those they have captured for saJe ft slaves. Ice Dtithu being out of tbe question, the patients are buried up to their necks in sand lu the hope that the cool soil will allay tbe raging fever. Tbe victims remain burled for several days until) Indeed, it is said they are either killed or cured. Statistics obtained by those who have Investigated tbe matter say that fully 80 per ceut of tl) irl8oiitrB siKvumlt to the treutnipnt. Tbo UMfr of medicines Is almost unknown among tne trllxsuiea who luuablt the desert&w In a bed and sleep soundly until ths, next morning. At 5:30 o'clock the musicians and performers are routed out of bed ; at 6 o'clock they have breakfast at the ho tel, and a half hour later tbe third section of tbe show takes up Its Jour ney, the band wagon In the lead, and busses, carrying the musicians and per-; formers, In the van. This third sec tion usually strikes the town of the, day's performance at 0 or 10 o'clock.; At 12 :30 comes the parade, at 2 o'clock tho afternoon performance, at 8 o'clock the evening performance, at 11 o'clockj bed; and so on, day after day, week after week, until the season la ended. Such Is life In the wagon show. St Louis Globe-Democrat MADE MIRTH AND TROUBLE. ' Some Anoalof Incidents Over DeW alanlnsr the Flrrt Dollar. , Documents In the Congressional II -! brary at Washington show that wbem the establishment of a mint was tin-: der discussion In Washington's time there were some amusing debates Inj Congress concerning the devices the coins should bear. There Is one ac-l coant of a squabble over the design! for the silver dollar. i It appears that a member of the house from a southern State bitterly opposed the choice of the englo on ac count of Its being the "king of birds"! ana nonce neitner suitable nor proper to represent a nation whose Institu tions and Interests were wholly Inimi cal to mouarchlal forms of government. Judge Tatcher In reply had play fully suggested that perhaps a goose might suit the gentleman, as It .was rather a humble and republican bird, and would also be serviceable In other: resiiects, as tbe goslings would answer: to place upon tho dimes. This reply created considerable mer- rlineut and the irate southerner, con-j sideling tho humorous rejoinder as ani Insult, sent a challenge to Judge That-i cher, who promptly declined It The bearer, rather astonished, asked: "Will, you be branded as a coward?" I "Certainly, If ho pleases," replledj Thatcher. ' "I always was one and he knew It or he would never have risked, a challenge." J The affair caused much mirth, but: was finally adjusted, cordial relations, being restored, the Irritable southerner) concluding there was nothing to be gained In fighting one who fired noth. ing but Jokes. The Aleutian Iatanda.y The Aleutian Islands were bo called i from the river Olutora, In Kamchatka. The people living at the mouth of this' stream were called Alutorsky, and a modification of the name was given to' the Islands.