ttlng-lnff In the P.ara. Ringing" In the eari Is a moat pe culiar condition. It it Interesting to hearn that, thougu the brain to dis jflnctly receives an Impression of Bound, there Is really no so'.ind at all. Tbc ensntlnn In produced by derangement (of the nerves of tha ear, caused by poor circulation or such pressure and terfcrenee as cone from hardened, excessive wax, bolls, etc. Soma ont joddly remarked that when tb ears tsrere ringing they were "Insane" Truly, itbey carry wrong Impressions to the fcraln. Tbey record things that do not ftiappen. Her Maladr. "Too are not looking at all well," ob erred the sympathetic neighbor. "I'm not feeling well, either," said Mrs. Lapsling. "I have suffered sjronles for the last day or twe with the defama tory rheumatism.". Stlmalata (ha Bleod. KmnJreth's Pills are lbs great bleed fcnrlner. They are a laxative and blood polo, they art equally en the bowels, tat idyji and the akin, thus cleansing the Vatem by the saturai outlet of the bedy. Jhey stimulate the blond so ss to eaable Eture to throw off all morbid humors d cure all troubles arising from sa ins mrc state of the blood. Oss or twe aken every night will prove Invaluable. Kacb pill com sins one grain of solid ex pect of ssrssparilla, which, with other talnable vegetable products, make It a tlood purifier of eicellent character, i Brandretb's Pills have been In ne for aver a century and are sold In every drag end medicine store, plain or sugar-coated. ItaTlnar Plctarea af Mil la Fits. Tbc cinematograph hat demonstrated Its usefulness to the science of medi cine In more ways than one. Dr. W, 43. Chase of Edinburgh need It to pro cure films illustrating the convulsions ecompanylng an epileptic fit The thoroughness with which the subject tins been punned may tie judged from tbo rtntcrocnt that the films exhibiting plicptle seizures measure l,3o0 feet and contain nearly 2.1,000 minute pie tores of attitudes assumed during the convulsions. The value of such records Ilea mainly In using them to Instruct medical studenti to that they may rec ognize the character of a fit when en countered In actual practice. $100 Reward, $100. The readers a," hl aaar will ha n1raii1 larn that thre U at least one dreaded wlaeasa that aclenre baa been able to core Is II Its ataicea. and that la Catarrh. Uall a Xatarra Cur la tne ouly positive enra new f" to the mrdlral fraternity. Catarrh tawing a censtltutleaal disease, requires a fonstltutlousi treatment. Hall's Catarrh turs is taken Internally, acting directly Jf the blood and Bureu surfaces of the aweteni, thareay destroying the foundatles a the dleeasa. end giving the patient Mrenfc-th by building an the eoaatltutlen and aaslstlu oatura la dolnt Its work. The proprietor have so uacb faith la Ita core V?. th,t 0"r D "snared Dollarn for an raae that It fall to cure. .Send for Hut of testimonials. .AiMreia r. J. CHENBY CO., Telede, O. , boid by all Druggists, 7Be. , -Saks Uall a Family Fills for eonatlpatlon. f ttlaar Folks at Tkarek. nr. Munhnll receutly closed a suc peKsful religious campaign In Emporia. lA. great many pennies bud been put in the offering nnd his attention wot called to this. One night he held tip a silver dollar and a copper penny and kave a conversation held by the two groins. J "You, poor little red cent, you ; you slon't amount to anytiieng. I'd hate to be you," said the big dollar. i "I know I'm not very big," replied Abe cent, "but the children like me and J can buy a good many things." '"Hull! you can't buy anything at aril," said the dollar. "Just look at me; iblg and bright and shiny. I can buy a (whole lot more than you can." "May be so," said the little red cent Peekly, "but I go to church a heap of ner than you do anyway." Kansas City Journal. HARDSHIPS OF AKMY LIFE jtrft Tfcoaaaada of Velaraae wit a Kldnar Troablaa. The experience of David W. Martin ti retired merchant of Itollvar, Mo., Is JUKI IlKe tuou- sands of others. Mr. Martin siiys: "I tuiuk I bre bad kidney dla ease ever since the war. During an e d g a g ement my uorse fell ou me, straining my back and WJurlng the kidneys. I buve been told 1 bad a float- log kidney. I bad Intense pain In the (back, headaches and dlzr.y spells and tne action of the bladder was very Ir- Lregular. About thee years ago I tried fboan's Kidney pills, and found such great relief that I continued, and In aide a comparatively short lime was (entirely rid of kidney trouble." Sold by all dealers. f0 cents a box ;Tubter-Mllburu Co., Buffalo, N. V. i The American interjection "hello" baa jfaen added to all the languages in which sine tcli phone ix usi d. AY her Man la Uallant. . In niur.y foreign cities there Is a narked absence of the gallantry that pu tills country habitually characterizes the. attitude, of men toward women IKlcuuor Gates, a young American writ r, who hus traveled widely lu the United States, says that deference to .ward her aex decreases with the In .creasing density of population. In the !nparse!y settled regions of the West iwomau Mtunds upon a plane tacitly su ferior. New York Is the' moist uusol laut city in the United States. i Ja Iba ( outlast liar a. i llutibsnd -Maria, this is going to be a lcM'ly i-outntted election, aud we've got 'to lift everybody out. You'll have te lurry, or you'll be too late. Wile Grurioui, John 1 I can t 'its to-day. There's no uae in talking about it. I baveu't a thing that's fit to wear t the polls. Madame Hy Ftrgu CHAPTER V. (Continued.) "Pardon him not answering, Madame," Interposed Vandeloup, "he has the misfor tune to be dumb." "Dumb?" echoed Madame, with a glance of commiseration, while Archie looked startled, aad Rellna mentally ob served that silence was golden. "Tea, ho has been so from his birth . at least, so he gives me to nnderstand," said Gaston, "but it's more likely the re sult of an accident, for be can hear though he cannot speak. However, he la strong and willing to work ; and I also, If you will kindly give me an opportu nity," added he, with a winning smile. "You have not .many qualifications," aid Madame, shortly, angry with herself for so taking to this young man's suave manner. "Probaly not," retorted Vandeloup, with a cynical smile. "I fancy It will be more a case of charity than anything else, as we are starving." "8urely not as bad as that?" observed Mrs. VII Hers, In a softer tone. "Why not?" retorted the Frenchman, carelessly. "We are strangers In a strange land, and It Is bard to obtain employ menu My companion Pierre csn work in your mine, and If you will take me on I can keen your books" with a sudden glance at a file of papers on the table. "Thank you, I keep my own books,' replied Madame, ehortly. "What do you say to engaging them, Archie?" "We might give them a try," said Mc Intoah, cautiously. "Ye do need a figgei man, as I told ye, and the other man can work in the claim." Very well, she said, sharply; "you are engaged, M. Vandeloup, as my clerk, and your companion can work in the mine. As to wages and all that, we will settle to-morrow, but I think you will find everything satisfactory." "I am sure of that, Madame," returned andeloup with a bow. "And now," said Madame Midas, gra ciously, relaxing somewhat now that busl neas was over, "you had better have some supper." Pierre's face lighted up when he heard this invitation, and Vandeloup bowed po litely. "You ore very kind," he said, looking at Mrs. Villiers la a friendly manner ; "supper is rather a novelty to both of us." Selina meanwhile had gone out, and turned with some cold beef and pickles, and a large loaf of bread. These she placed on the table, and then retired to her aeat agnln, Inwardly rebellious at having two tramps at the table, but out wardly calm. Pierre fell upon the victuals before him with the voracity of a starving animal, and ate and drank In auch a savage man ner that Madame was conscious of a kind of curious repugnance, and even Archie was startled out of his Scotch phlegm Vandeloup, however, ate very little and soon finished ; then filling a glasa of water he held It to his lips and bowed again to Madame Midas. "To your health, Madame," he aald, drinking. We are not absolute barbarians, M Vandeloup," said Madams, with a amlle, as she arose and held out her hand to the young man ; "and now good night, for I am feeling tired and I will see you to morrow. Mr. Mcintosh will show you where you are to sleep." Vandeloup took the hand she held out to him and pressed It to his lips with a suddeu gesture. "Madame," he said, pas sionately, "you are an angel, for to-day you have saved the lives of two men." Madame snatched her band away quickly, and a flush of annoyance spread over her face as she saw how Helms and Archie stared. Vandeloup, however, did not wait for her anawer. but went out, followed by Pierre. Archie put on hia hat and walked out ofter them, while Madame Midas stood looking at Selina with a thoughful expressloq of counte nance. "I don't know If I've done a right thing, Scllna," she said at length; "but as they were starving I could hardly turn them awoy." "Cast your bread on the waters and it shall come back after many dnys but tered," said Selina, giving her own version of the text. CHAPTER VI. At the foot of the huge mound of white mullocb which marked the site of the Pactolus Mine was a long sino-roofed building, which was divided into two com partments. In one of these the miners left their clothes, snd put on rough csnva suits before going down, aud here also they were searched on coming up In orde to see if they had carried away any gold From this room a long, narrow passageway led to the top of the shaft, so that any miner having gold concealed upon llni could not throw it away and pick it u afterward, but had to go right Into the searching room from the cage, and could not possibly hide a particle without be lng found out by the searchera. The other room was the sleeping apartment of such miners as stayed on the premises, for the majority of the men went borne to their families when their work was done, There were three shifts of men on the Pactolus during the twenty-four hours, and each shift worked eight hours at time. Whea M. Vandeloup awoke next morn lng at 0 o'clock the first shift were not yet up, aud torn' of the miuera who ha to go on at 8 were sleeping heavily in ineir uea. j ne sleeping places were berths, ranging along two sides of the room, and divided into upper and lower cuinpnrtmcnts like those on shipboard. (iuhUiu having roused himself nntura ly wanted to see where he was, so rulibing his eyes and yawning he lounod on his el bow and ook a leiaurcly survey of his po sition. Gaston yawned once or twice, then feeling disinclined for any more sleep, he softly put on his clothes, so as not awake Pierre, who slept in the berth be low, snd descending from his sieepln place groped his way to the door and went out Into the cool, fragrant morning There was s chill wind blowing from the bimh, brUglng with it a faint aromatic odor, and on glancing downward he sa that the grass was wet with dew. The dawn was burning redly In the east, and the vivid crimson of the sky put him lu mind of that sunset under which ha had lunded with bis companion ou tba Queensland coast. He was near the lulite by this time, nd bearing some one calling to him he looked up, and saw Mcintosh. There was a stir in the meu's quarters now, and aVe oodd see the door was open and sav -9 Midas Humt eral figures were moving rapidly about. while a number of others were crossing the fields. The regular best of the ma chinery still continued, and the smoke wss pouring out thick from the tall red chimney, while the wheels were spinning round in tje pnpnet-heada ns the mine slowly disgorged the men who had been working all night. Mcintosh came slowly along with tils hands In his pockets and a ptizaled look on his severe face. He could not make up his mind whether to like or dislike this young msn, but Msdame Midas had seem ed so Impressed thst he had hslf made up his mind to dislike him out of a spirit of contradiction. "Women are so easy pleased, poor bodies," he said to himself, "a bonny face is all they bother their heads aboot." He looked grimly at the young man as be came briskly forward with a gay smile. lere a very esrly bird, he said, fondling his frill of white hair, snd look ing keenly at the tall, slim ligure of the Frenchman. "Case of 'must,' my friend," returned Vaudelonp, coolly ; "It's only rich men can afford to be in bed, not poor fellows like me." "Tour no much like other folk," said" the suspicious old Scotchman, with con demnatory sniff. "Of that I am glad," retorted Vande loup, with suavity, as he walked beside him to the men's quirier. "What a hor rible thing to be the duplicate of half a dor.en other men. P.y the way," break ing off Into a new subject, "Madame Midas is cbsrming." Aye, aye," ssld Archie, jeslonsly, "we know all aboot the French fangled way o' giving pretty words, and not a scrap of truth In any o' them." Gaston was a1oot to protest that he said no more than lie felt, which wss Indeed the truth, but Archie impatiently hurried him off to breakfast at the office. They made a hearty meal, and, having had a talk, prepared to go below. First of all, they arrayed themselves In underground garments, which consisted of canvas trousers, heavy boots, blue blouses of a rough woollen material, and sou wester each. Thus accoutred, they went along to the foot of the poppet heads, and Archie having opened a door therein, Vandeloup saw the mouth of the shaft yawning dark and gloomy at his feet. As he stood there, gazing at the black hole which seemed to pierce down into the entrails of the earth, he turned round to take one last look at the sun before descending to the nether world. This is quite a new experience to me," he said, as they stepped Into the wet Iron cage, which had ascended to receive them In answer to Archie's signal, and now commenced to drop down silently and swiftly into the pitchy darkness. Archie did not reply, for be wss too much occupied in lighting his candle to answer. So they went on sliding down noiselessly Into the- gloom, while the water, falling from all parts of the shaft, kept splashing constantly on the top of the cage and running lu little streams over their shoulders. It's like a nightmare," thought the Frenchman, with a nervous shudder, as he saw the wet walls gleaming in the faint light of the candle. At last they reached the ground, and found themselves in the main chamber, from whence the galleries branched off to east and west. Iteing accustomed to the darkness and knowing every inch of the way, the man ager moved forward rapidly, and some times Vandeloup. lagged so far behind that all he could see of his guide was tho can die he carried, shining like a pale yellow star In the pkcliy darkness. At last Mcintosh went lulo one of the side cal leries, and going up an Iron ladder fixed to the side of the wall, they came to a second gallery tliirty feet above the oth er, and branching off at right angles. It s like the catacombs in Koine," said Vandeloup to Mcintosh ; "one could easily got lost here. "lie might, returned Mcintosh, cau tiously, "If he did not know all about the lie of the mine o'er yonder," putting one finger on the plan and pointing with the other to the right of the tunnel, "we found a twenty-ounce nugcet yesterday, and one afore that o' twenty-five, and in tho first face we were at two months ago o'er there,' 'pointing to the left, "there was a big one called the Villiers nugget, which as ye know Is Mndawe's name." "Oh, yes, I know that," said Vande loup, much interested; "do you christen all your nuggets?" "If they're big enough," replied Ar chie. "Then I hope you will find a hundred ounce lump of gold, and call It the Van deloup," returned the young man, laugh lng. "There's many a true word spoke In jest, laddie," said Archie gravely ; "when we get to the Devil's Lead we may fine one o' that size." "What do you mean by leads?" asked Vandeloup, considerably puzaled. Thereupon Archie opened his mouth and gave the young mau a scientific lec ture on mining. "My faith," said Vande'oup, careless ly, with a merry laugh, aa Archie con eluded, "gold is as hard to get In It natural state as in its artificial." "An' harder," retorted Archie, "far-bye there's no such wicked work about It." Madame will be rich some day, re mark cil Vandeloup, aa they left the olhV and walked up toward the house. "Maybe she will," replied the other, cautiously, "Australia's a grand pin for the siller, ye know. 1 m not very far wrong but what wi' Industry and per severance ye may make a wee bit sill yerself, laddie." "It won't be my fault If I don't," re turned M. Vandeloup, gaily; "ami Mad ame Midas." he added, mentally, "will be an excellent persou to assist we doing so." iu OIIAPTEH VII. Gaston Vsnddoitp having passed all his life io cities, found th.it his existetu on the Pactolus clai.n was likely to be very dreary. Day sfter day he srose In the morning, did hia office work, ate hi meals, and after a talk with Madame Midus lu the evening went to bed at 10 o'clock. Such Arcadian simplicity as thi was not likely to suit the highly cultivat ed tastes be had scquired in Uls earlier life. As to the episode of New Caledo nia M. Vandeloup dismissed St completely from his mind, for this young man never permitted his thoughts to dwell on dis agreeable subjectr A wfcole twrfti fsd eUpaed ttno Med tme had engaged M. Vandeloup and hit friend, but as yet the Devil's Ijesd had not been found. Madame, however, wss strong In her belief thnt It would soon be discovered, for her luck the luck of Mad ame Midas was getting quite a proverl la Ilallarat. One bright morning Vandeloup was It the office running up endless columns of figures, snd Madame, dressed in ber un derground gsrments, was making ready U go below, just having stepped in to tee Gaston. "P.y the way, M. Vandeloup," she esJ In English, for it wss only in the even ings they spoke French, "I am expecting a young lady this morning, so you cat tell her I have jone down the mine, but will be back in an hour if she will wait for me." "Certainly, Madame," said Vandeloup, looking up with his bright smile; "and the young lady's nsme?" "Kitty Marchu.-st." replied Madame, pausing a moment nt the door of the flice; "she is the daughter of the Hev Mark Marchurst, a minister at Ilallarat I think you will like h.r, M. Vandeloup," she went ou, in a conversational tone) she is a charming girl only 17, and ex tremely pretty." 'Then I am sure to like her," returne Gaston, gaily ; VI never could resist ttu harm of a pretty woman." He went to work on the figures sgain, when suddenly he heard a high, clear voice inging outside. At first he thought It was a bird, but no bird could execute such trills and shakes, so by the time the voice arrived at the office door M. Vande loup came to the conclusion that the own- r of the voice was s woman, aud that the woman was Miss Kitty Marchurst. He lesned back in his chair and won dered idly if she would knock st the door or enter without ceremony. The latter course was the one adopted by Mist Marchurst, for she threw open the door nd stood there blushing and pouting at the embarrassing situation In which she now found herself. "I thought 1 would find Mrs. Villiers ere," she said, in a low, sweet voice, the peeullsr timbre of which sent a thrill through Gaston's young blood, as he arose to his feet. Then she looked up and catch ing his dark eyes fixed on her with a good deal of admiration in them, she look ed down and commenced drawing figures on the dusty floor with the tip of a very dainty shoe. Madame has just gone down the mine," said M. andeloup politely, "but she desires me to say that she would bs back soon, and that you were to wait here, and I was to entertain you," then, with a grave bow, he placed the only chair in the office nt the disposal of his visitor, nd leaned up against the mantelpiece in an attitude of unstudied grace. Miss Marchurst accepted his offer and took furtive glances at him, while Gaston, whose experience of women was by n means limited, looked at her coolly, in a manner which would have been rude but for the charming smile which quivered upon his lips. (To be continued.) Deelnraflon of Independence. In un article which ho contributes to tho North Atnerlcnn Review H. Addlng ton Bruce presents some "New Light n the Mecklenburg Declaration of In dependence." Mr. Bruce outlines the history of the discussion which hns raged for nearly a hundred years over the question whether or no the national declaration of Independence was antici pated by the action of au osseinblnge of North Carollulans. At present the consensus of critical opinion Is adverse to the claims of those who would un swer this question In the nfllrmntlve. But Mr. Bruce expresses the conviction that, In the light of evidence which has eceutly been uneurtbed and which he spreads before the render, the possibil ity of historians being compelled to rc- erse their verdict on this subject would now seem to be Imminent. After quot ing at length from the comments of nn Interested critic on nn ancient record recently discovered In Bethanla, N. C, Mr. Bruce concludes : "Here seems to be a sound chain of reasoning to establish the authenticity, uuthorsltip nnd date of the pamphlet Once admitting that It was written Id 178.1 or thereabouts it must be concedtHl that the friends of the Mecklenberg declaration have recovered a striking piece of evidence In Bupport of their ense. Tnken together, the Grahum- Ilaywood-Lehmun discoveries point un mlstakiibly to recognition of the exist once of a Mecklenburg declaration long before 'John McKultt's' letter precipi tated tho century-old dispute. Hlsto rluns can no longer nfTord to treat the problem with the superstition of In credulity. They have now to deal, not with nebulous theories nor with hypoth esea sustained by little more than the enthusiasm of local pride and patriot Ism, but with concrete data which must be accepted or explained nwny. Decid edly the time has arrived for a thor ougli review of nil tho evidence, new nnd old, tending to prove or disprove the cluliu that In North Carolina Inde pendence of the authority of Great Brlt- nin was first formally articulated by her children across the seas." Senator Iloar'a Kavorlte. The late Senator Hoar, rather against his will, once found himself at a sort of literary reception. Members of reud- ingH'iuim, Krowning societies aud simi lar earnest folk were thick about him. The Senator bore up well for some time, but was finally forced to 6eek re lief in his famous bunch of keys. About this time a woman of the gusher varie ty cornered hltii.and begau to "talk lit erature." "Oh, Senator," ube chirped, "how I doto on Unssettl ! Browning of course I love ami In prose Walter Pater, but always I f.ud myself returning to Dante Gabriel Itofsettl. Tell me, Senator, who is your favorite author?" "Bill Nye," came the answer, with u quick twirl of the. keys. Boston Her aid. ( lolhra and Conduct. 1'very man and every woiutin feel the Influence of clothes und nppearanci uin conduct. You have heard of tut lonely man In the Australian bush wh always put ou evening dress for dlunei so tUiit he might remember he was u gentleman. Addison could not wrlti his best utile s he wut well dressed Put a naughty girl Into her best Sun day clothes1, and she will behave qultt nicely; put a blackguard Into khaki and ho will be a hero; put au omnlbu eoinlii 'tor Into uniform, and he will II v tp to ids dollies. Indeed, 111 a milieu nlum of free clothes of the latest fash ton we shall all bo archangels. London CUruulcla. WHIST CHAtfnOV MITS. A. B. SIMS. Mrt. A. B. Sims, prominent In Des Moines society and bolder of the na tional whist championship, created a sensation In a Des Moines church re cently by denouncing bridge whist and dancing and asserting her Intention of never touching cards again. During a series of services at the University place Church of Christ, conducted by an evangelist, the sins of society were touched on. One even ing be spoke of the evil of card playing and dancng and at the close of tha sermon, before an audience of 1,200 persons, Mrs. Sims arose and made her unexpected denunciation of the two amusements. "I wish to state publicly," she said, "that I never will touch cards again. My conclusion has been reached deliberately, and I have come to see tha evil of card playing, especially In social circles. Nothing but harm can come from It. I care nothing for the honors I have won at the game and will abandon the cards without regret Mrs. Sims won the national championship loving cup at the whist tour nament In St. Louis a year ago. With Mrs. Henry A. Crawford she also won the doubles. At a tournament ln Cleveland, Ohio, two years ago, she won the first prize for women. "I do not sny that whist playing Is always bad," she stated, "but In gen eral It appears to me that more evil than good comes from It There is even more harm In dancing than In cards, and I shall do all in my power to dis courage It as a form of social amusement" The Flapper gave a little scream and clutched It. "Oh, no I" she remonstrated excited ly. "Not that! I'm very supersti tious," sho explained. "And to cut a bootlace means means a murder ln the house!" "Oh. does It?" he growled. "I al most wish " "What?" "I almost wish you weren't supersti tious, of course," he said desperately. Would the girl keep him ln this ridic ulous position until dinner time? He chafed. Worst of all, was Hazel to come lo and find him still here? It was unbearable! For what seemed hours he stood, Inwardly raging, while that odious and destable child fidgeted and sighed over the lace -At last! "Ah !" she exclaimed, "that's done It ! I remembered the trick I'm so sorry, Mr. Harrington " "I'm so sorry, Mr. Harrington !" Her speech was echoed by Hasel, who flut tered ln as her sister rose to ber feet "Oh, I am so sorry ! It wasn't my fault a little boy I met ln the lane he'd lost his way" she was the picture of pink-cheeked penitence, and altogether adorable "and I took him home and then It was the wrong address, and It took us hours to find the right one. Oh" she lifted bewitching, troubled eyP8 i thought I'd never be back !" "I thought so," responded Ted Har rington, seemingly unconscious that he was still holding ber hand. She murmured, "It was good of you to wait so long " "You're worth waiting for longer thnn that," he declared, and the Flap per, remarking aloud to no one In par ticular that she must seo about some fresh tea, plunged out of the drawing SELLING CHILDREN mm mmmmmmmm r sm- l v CD "LSkK rfi h &2 i5 11' DAI GHTKU SOLD FOR BRKAD. So severe Is the pinch of famine, m the Vologda district In Russia that jieusants are selling their chlldreu In order to buy bread. These sales ure of deplorable frequency and the starved immsuiUs nvtr that anything Is better than hunger. Some of the scenes ut these sules nre heartrending ln their poignancy, but mothers say they prefer to fcee their children sold rather thuu ee them starve, as they certainly would were they left In their present condi tion. Terrible stories of hunger aud deprivation nre told 'by fume of the peo pie of this district and there are no present Indications that tlidlstress Is to be relieved. Failure of crops has been one of the mntributlns causes to the present situation, and the fact that the pe.::ut nra n-i:nlly much reduced In clrcunistniH-cs has left tln-ni this year at tte tncr-y of c-dd a:id hunger. Many parents assert that i;o matter what exjTien. cs . lei'aU their chil dren they will le no worse off than In the huts they r.ow call home, where there are no tires to warm them and no food to keep life within tla-lr ema ciated bodies. DENOUNCES G AMB. room, her bootlace trailing behind her. She was not at all a bad youngster, as her future brother-in-law told her. "You may well say that," observed the Flapper, serenely. "If it hadn't been for me you'd have gone back to your horrible North without ever find ing out how awfully much Hazel liked you. And bow cross you were about that knot! Any one would have thought," she wound up, with righteous Indignation, "that I had tied you up on purpose !" Philadelphia Telegraph. An Anti-Third Termer. Judge You've got a bad record. You've already served two terms In the penitentiary. What have you got to say why sentence should not be passed upon you? Frlsoner My constitutional rights. Judge. It's the unwritten law that no man should have a third term. Kan sas City Times. A Joror'a View. 'The defendant In a murder trial goes through a terrible ordeal, doesn't be?" "I suppose so," said the ex-Juror wearly, "but he has one advantage over us. He's presumed to be Innocent un til proved guilty." Philadelphia Ledger. Facial. "Don't you think her face rather too thin?" "Well, I don't kuow. I can't see any place where It's worn through. Can you?" Puck. When a woman raises her sons In what she considers the right way, it is never with a view to making good hus bands of them. IN STARVING RUSSIA. . Xx. . -t, i U.S. DISPENSATORY Describes the Principal Ingredient Contained In Pe-ru-na. Art we clalminp; too much for Pa rana when we claim It to bo an effective remedy for chronic catarrh. Have wo abundant proof that Pa rana it in reality such a catarrh1 remedy Let ns ttt what tho Unit ed Statat Dlspentatory taya of tho principal ingredients of Perunt- Take, for instance, tho ingredient hydraatit canadensis, or goldon seal. The United 6tatet Dispensatory tayt of this herbal remedy, that it it largely employed in tho treatment of depraved mucous membranes, chron ic rhlnltle (nasal catarrh), atonio dytpeptia (catarrh of tho stomach), chronlo intestinal catarrh, catarrhal Jaundice (catarrh of tho liver), and in diseased mucoua membrane of tho pelvic organs. It it also recom mended for the treatment of varioua forms of disease peculiar to women. Another ingredient of Feruna, corydalit formota, it classed in tho United States Dispensatory at a tonic. Bo alto it cnbebt classed as t stomachic and aa a tonio for tho mu cous membranes. Cedron teedt it another ingredient of Peruna, an excellent drug that hat been very largely overlooked by the medical profession for the past fifty years. The seeds are to he found In very few drug stores. Tho United States Dispensatory taya of the action of cedron that it it used as a bitter tonic and in the treatment of dysentery, and ln intermittent diseases aa a substitute for quinine. Oil of copaiba, another Ingredient of Peruna, is classed by the United' States Dispensatory as a mild stimu lant and diuretic. It acts on tho stomach and Intestinal tract. It acts as a stimulant on the genito urinary membranes. Useful in chronic cystitis, chronic dysentery and diarrhea, and some chronic dis eases of the liver and kidneys. Send to ns for a free hook of tes timonials of what tho people think of Peruna as a catarrh remedy. Tho best evidence is the testimony of those who have tried it VERY BAD FORM OF ECZEMA. Suffered Three Years Phyalclane Did No Good Perfectly Well Af ter Vntnar Cotlcura Remedlea. "I take great pleasure ln Informing you that I was n sufferer of erzema In a very bad form for the past three years. I consulted and treated with a number of physicians ln Chicago, but to no avail. I commenced using the Cutlcura Remedies, consisting of Cutlcura Soap, Ointment and Pills, three months ago, and to-day I am perfectly well, the disease having left me entirely. I cannot recommend the Cutlcura Remedies too highly to any one suffering with the disease that I have had. Mrs. Florence E. Atwood, 18 Crllly Place, Chicago, 111., October r. 1!1K Witness; 1. S. Bereer." According to a recent census there are upward of 000 Chinese in Johannesburg, of whom ISO are in business. All are reported to do well. How to Trap Wild Animals. 40-page trap book illustrated, picture M 1 . iMaia in natural rvilir aljro har- onieterA calendar, aiso gun trap catalog. also prices on raw furs. All sent post paia lor loo stamps or su vor. i n& uf shin to, or buy of ns. Address Fur Dept., N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. Chlneae Gambler's Penance. A Chinese cook named Chin Kan hid been engaged by a wealthy Ch'nese In Ho In street In Canton. All the money he earned had been lost In gui.iblli'g. On one occasion his mast?r paid him some money for the provisions he fud plitd. Tho cook lost o!i th' money nt one stake. Fludln; that h's debts were accumulating day by day, on the tweny-fourth day he wa-it into the kitchen and chopped off the forefinger of his left band as a self-punishment and warning in order to relinquish Ibis evil habit of gambling In the future. He became unconscious through the pain, but was brought rvmd ngaln In p few uliiutes. Singapore Times. Farther Particular. The fair Priscilla had just asked John Alden the momentous question : "Why don't you spi'ak for yourself, John?" "Because, " he faltered. "I am merely the press agent for Capt. Miles Standish," "I don't believe it, John," she said, with a little toss of her shapely head., "You haven't been doing any pressing." It was then that John Alden decided to resign the position and to assume imme diately the leading part. ' Not Recently. Sycophantic Friend I've heard that you can make a good speech, and I sup pose you sometime write for the papers. Did you ever have the cacoethes scrib endi? Mr. Caswell I suppose I did when I was a baby. I had everything there was. A FRIEND'S TIP. TO-Year-OId Man Not Too Old to Accept a Food Pointer. "For the last twenty years," write a Maine mnn. "I've been troubled with Dyspepsia nnd liver complaint, and have tried about every known remedy without much lu the way of results un til I took up the food question. "A friend recommended (Jrape-Xuts food, after I had taken all snrts of med icines with only occasional, temporary relief. "This was about nine mouths ago, and I began the (Jrnpe-Xuts for break fast with cream and a little sugar. Since then I have had the food for ut least one meal u day, usually for break fast. "V.'ords fall to express tho benefit I received from the use of Urupe-Nuts, My stomach Is almost entirely free from pain and my liver complaint Is about cured, I have gained flesh, sleep well, can eat nearly any kind of food except greasy, starchy things nud am strong and benlthy at the age of 70 years. "If I can be the means of helping any poor mortal who has been troubled with dyspe)rin ns I huve been, I am , willing to answer any letter enclosing Mump." Name given by IVifjiu Co., Rattle Creek, Midi. Rend the little ; book, "The Road to Welkine," in pkgs. I "There's a Reason."