Dakota County Herald Conhmialton of the Homer Herald. JOHH H. BEAM, PCBMSHKR. Subscription Trice. $1.00 Fer Yosr. A weekly newspaper published at Dakota City, NelrHka. Permission has been granted for tbe tranmifion of this paper through the mailt as decond-clncg matter. Telephone No. 4.1. The old BfiyinR that "It is more pleasant to give than to receive" may be true, but the majority of people are mightily disappointed if they don't re ceive their qnota of presents at Christ inas time. V 10 OK jM -.4W Or M W V. CORRESPONUfcNUfc - . - -w ! HUBBARD. Kprciaj. CoanaaroxiiKHCR. Louis Deroin and family went to Sioux City Monday noon. Hoy Vilsey and Mrs O Wheeler went to the city Tuesday morning. We bate a fine line of boys' and men's sweaters that we are selling cheap. Carl Anderson. The teachers gave a Christmas tree in the school house Friday afternoon, and fine program was rendered by the scholars. The vie Olsen show that was billed to appear here TutsJay night failed to alow np. Eli Crosby and family left Wednes day for NVarrensberg, Mo, where they will make their home. Fresh fish at Nordyke's every Fiiday. Leave yonr ordor. A fine boy was born to Roy Armour ana wife Suoduy. lioy says the new comer has a voice just like its pa. John and Dick Myers have disposed of their stock and grain business to the Anchor Grain Co. John will move to bis claim in North Dakota and Dick will go to Arkansas for his health. Duck coats are still a necesity, and you ean got what you want at Carl Anderson's, Sam Thorn and wife left Friday for Livermore, Iowa, to spend the holi days with relatives. Mrs Dan Hartnett and Mary Groen went to Sioux City Thursday. Nordyko always bas fresh oysters in bulk. ., Frank Lusier went to Dakota City Thursday. , B b Gribble and twins, IUlpli and llntb, were Dakota City visitors Thursday. A 3 Nordyke and wife, Sam Thorn, Win Oaertz and Fred Sohumacker were Sioux City shoppers Friday. We have a fine line of fancy yarn something that ia good the year round. Carl Anderson. Myers Bros shipped a car load of begs to Sioux City Thursday morning. B J Oobleigh wife and three chil dren left Friday morning on a Christ mas vacation trip for Kearney, Am lierat, Phillips and Lincoln to visit datives and friends. They expect to be gone a month. B L Tncker left for Ponca Thurs day to visit bis father and two sisters, who are teaching school there. Mary Myers, Rebecca Knox, Jessie Graves and wife, Ben Bridenbaugh and wife, Rev J E English, John How ard and son Joe, were among the .Sioux City shoppers Saturday. . Children's corduroy suits at bargain pi ices. Carl Anderson. Prof Donahue and Rose Daley loft for O'Neill, Neb, Saturday morning to epead Christmas with their parents. Mary Quinn went to Jackson Satur day morning to spend Christmas at home. Men's heavy winter shirts all styles and prices, Carl Anderson. Al Schrimp left for Ilsrtington Sat urday morning to spend Christmas M'ith relatives and friends. Jennie Bridenbaugh, of Coleridgo, as spending ber Christmas vacation with her folks. Lucy Jones left for Vista Saturday to viait her folks and spend Christmas. Amojg the Sioux City shoppers Monday were: John Lussier, Ed Green, Louis Deroin, John Ilayen, Sam Knox and wife, Mr Austin Yeacu and two ohildren, and Sadie Roberts. E W Wilson's mother, Mra Miller, and son, of Stunton, eume up Monday to spoud Christ-uas. Mra Mollie Broyhill and ohildren and Mr Mary E Nordyke are here for a weeks visit at the Ait Nordyke home. Frank F Sohumacker aud Marie Anderson were married iu Dakota City Saturday by Judge J J Eiiners. The bride is the daughter of llajs Ander son. A nice Sunday evening lunob, veal loaf or pork and beans, for sale at Nor dyk .. Henry Krumwiede is back from his visit to GermaDy, D O Hrffernan transacted business at the county sent Thursday. V HOMER, OtiraoiAL OoaaaspOHncaoa. Dr and Mra Maxwell ware down Christmns from Dakota City for with relatives. Pearl Murphy is here from Lincoln for the holidays. George Mo Death and family and Mra Gertrude Best were up to Dakota City to spend Christouas. Attorney F S Berry was a business vibitor here Monday. MrsAugnst Wilkin's mother died Tuesday from old age, being iu her ninetieth year. She had made her home with her daughter for several years, and during th. t time had been very tWble and helplrfcs. Theiuueral was Kfcld on Wednesday. M S Moh(1h1i1, sr, is home from his claim in Hook county, having provod up on a 640 acre homf-stead. Grace Harvey, of Danbury, Iowa, is here to spend the holidays with her uisier. Mis Lee Clemeut. D M Nriswsuger and II Kohlmeiur, of Dakota City, ha; joined the choral union here which is ia a very flourish ing condition. Tiiry were present at Xhu meeting Wednesday evening. lira Andrew Johns passed peacefully away last Friday evening at ber home here, at the age of 83 years. The fu neral services were held Buuday by Rev Christie. S A Combs and James King attend ed the McKernan funeral at Dakota City Sunday. Mra Rose Rook woll is spending the week at Dakota City with her mother, Mrs John Haer. JACKSON. Hpbciai. ComucAPowtmnrit. Calvin Smith and wife spent Christ mas with liouia Smith and family at Sergeant Bluff, Iowa. John P Davey of Emerson and Josie of Bloomfleld, are home for Christmas. Mr and Mrs Davey also entertained for dinner M J Maloney and family. A C Kilburn has sold bis barber outfit to Harry Jangcrs and has moved to Martinnbnrg, Neb, where he bonght a shop. His family loft here Wednes day. Mr Jangars has moved into the Sawyer building. Born To George Mongar and wife, on December 25, 1908, a daughter. Laura M Jones returned from Cas per, Wyo, Monday evening to spend the holidays with her folks here. Miss Jones likes Casper very much and ex pects to return there in about two months. Misses Mary Barry, Margaret Wat ters and Marie Goodfellow are home from Sinsinawa, Wis, to spend the hoi days with their parents here. Mrs D Hogan returned from St Joseph's hospital last Friday very much improved in health. Thos Hodgins, jr, and wife, of Pon ca, ate Christmas diuner with Mrs Hodgins' pareuts here. Mrs S F Taylor and son Clarence, who have lived here the past several years, nave Bold their furniture, etc. Clurenoe has go no to Seattle, Wash, and Mrs Tavlor to the home of her daughter, Mrs John Learner, at Salem, and later will go to Washington to re side. r J lioyi), wifo and children, are spending Christmas with Mrs Boyle's parents, J B Jones and wife, of v ista NACORA. HrKCIAI, COKKKSPonDHNCK. Mat Assnnmacher was a Sioox City passenger Monday. Lillie Fey was a passenger to Emor son Wednesday evening. Mis Carrie Watson came up from Bancroft t spend the holidays with her sister, Mrs D L Leap. Miss Annie Gain of Omaha, is spend ing a few days at the Ueeney home. D L Leap and family spent Christ mas with Frank Foltz's, Air ana Airs liert uarnes came up from Hubbard to spend Christmas with Mr C Varvais. Miss Rosa Heeney came down from Allen to spend two weeks vacation with her parents. Maurice O'Connor Is in St Joseph's hospital in Sioux City, receiving treat- meet. John MoGne went to Sioux City Sun day afternoon to spend a few days with Ins mother. II Filmore was a Sioux City visitor Monday. SALEM. 8PKCI AX. OOBRBBPONI.RKCa. Harry Biown marketed a fine load of hogs Friday. Mrs Alice Sides is expected home from Harrison, Neb, tomorow. Thos Gribbla marketed a car of hogs Saturday. Francis Joy Be is borne on a short va cation. Several parties report the "dare devils" are helping themselves to the hay in the swamp. Just wait. Mr and Mrs A D Joyce, of Orchard, are here visiting relatives. Harry JJrown has installed a now feed crusher in bis feeding plant, This machine is used principally for the grinding of snapped corn. lrwiu X islier recently placed a car of flue hogs in his feed yards. Albert Ileikes had a fine bunch of hogs on the Sioux City market last Friday. Clara Lapsley is visiting at West Point. ' Julius Lisohke recently purchased a half section of land in Dixon county. Mrs Bert Crouch came up to see ber parents at Christmas time. Several of the boys bad quite a wulk home when the "interurbau" broke down Saturday. Ward Joyce is engineering the work tot excavating the cellar for T W Griu- ble. Mr Joyoe has quite a force of men under his care. We understand thinga are becoming quito serioua in southwest Salem. Butter may go up in price, but the cow bella will be ready for use at any time, With this issue your reporter bus closed a very strenous pilgrimage iu aud around Salem iu trying to keep the community up to data in uews, a failure has been made, but it ia hoped it may be more saocessfal in the fu ture, and vith the patronage of more Salem people subscribing for the wide awake newspaper of the county, will find that tbe Herald ia the "Home Comfort," CnitlHTMAH NOTES, Mr and Mrs Audrey Alloway ate turkey with the Altemus family Christ Geister and wife entertained a few iuvitfd guests iu the eveuiug. Frauk Orr andDeasieForeHhoe spent the day with the Combs family bclo Homer. 8 A UtikcH, wife aud family, W A Ileikes, wifo and family, made thiugs merry at the Luther Ileikes home. The Christmas tree waa a aucces iu every way. The church waa bounti fully decorated for the occasion aud a very interesting program waa given by the Suoduy souool scholars. bantu Claus waa on. hand and seemed tn make quite a bit, even among the older ones. The following is how and where a number of our t-ports spent the day: George Learner, at hie Neighhurs; Harry Gray, at Florence, Nl; t rel Beertnan, jr, at the telephone; Mailius and Frank Learner, (together); How ard Lapsley and Ward Joyce, iu aud around Homer; Milton Forshoa took iu tho show giil; Cbas Hrikcs and Jacob Hides, hauling hay ; Emery Lea rner with Heartaffectica. Atlstant I understand your private secretary hns got a raise In salary. Queer he has never mentioned It. Proprietor Not nt all. It's his fac ulty for keeping bis mouth shut that jot him the raise. Detroit Free Tress. Two View. "No, sir," said the first business man, I never work too hard. I believe thnt all work and no piny mnkrs Jack a dull boy.'" That's all right," replied the other, "but I don't believe In plnj lng the fool as long ns there Is a chnnee to work one." Fhllndelphla Press. Tnleton HI I yru ever piny football? Alkali Ike Nit. imt I once ot cnuuht In a drove of st.KKpeded tmilex. Acquired Talent. "Ma," said the small son of n pugil ist, "pa Isn't a natural-born flMer Is he?" . "Of course be Is," replied the inoth rr. "Why do you tlUnk he Isn't ?" "Oh." replied the young hopeful, "I heard Mr. Neighbors say ho acquired the knack since he married you." Ills Ship Kallrd to Arrive. "Did you see the new airship when you were in Washington?" nsked the geoceryman. "No," answered the disgruntled office-seeker. "I didn't even Ret n long distance view of a poxtmnstership." TAKE HIM FOB "Sny, Willie, I wlsht you'd shake fer John D. Rockefeller." 'D rut her Eat the Umpire. Hicks (on train) Good heavens! Are they cannibals on this line? Wicks Whnt do you mean? Hicks Conductor Just announced, "Short stop for lunch." Boston Tran script Already Perfect. Her If you had an opportunity to kiss a pretty girl would you Improve it? Illm Excuse me, but I really can't see how Buch an opportunity could be Improved. Immaterial. "What color of hair do you prefer, Mr. Baldwon, black or blonde?" "I would not enre what color It waa, If I only had aonie." Translated for Transatlantic Talcs from L'lndiscret. Know, Sliarpe Have you read the new foot ball rules? Ine No. How many players are they ullowed to kill lu a game now? Mean Fellow. "What do you expect to wife for Christmas, or thought of It yet?" give your have you "Yes, I'm going to give her a receipt ed bill for the parlor table she bought fur mo on Installments last Christmas." Philadelphia Press. In Plain View. Sign Painter Where do you want the sign "IVruiB Strictly Cash" paint ed? Barber On the celling. Boatoa Transcript Heads the I'roeeaaloa. Slngletou What do you mean by saying tlmt Wedderly pumdes hi a mis fortunes? OUlbuch On, he always accompa nies hla wife aud ber moths to Not Unite Ho nail. Wanted to church. Flxlntr the Limit. Rastus Whnngdoodle and his bride were about to depart on their wedding trip. "Lookeh heah," be snld to the as sembled guests on tho front porch. "Ah doan' mind yo' nil frowlu' rlee on' ole sllppahs nftah me an' do bride, hut of enny lofah so fah fohfrlts hlssclf ns: ter frow Brickbats un' hoss-shoos, day am gwyln' ter be trubble. Yo' bean me?" ConnnllnK. Ills Wife At last my eyes are open to the fact that you married me for my money. Her Husband Well, that ought to be some consolation, my dear. Ilk Wife Some consolation! Her Husband Yes. You now real ize that I i-.ni not ns bljj a fool as you thought 1 wan. Proof Poaltlve. First Ib.'lrews P.ut are you sure he really loves yon? Second Heiress Of course 1 nm. lie has just loHt his position in account of Inattention to business. AVI ail out of Wiseman. Askltt I wonder why It Is that Wiseman has so many friends. Noltt Oh, he manages to make oth ers think that he thinks they know more than he does. On tbe f;lrU Gridiron. Gunner (Srcnt Scott! But thnt fe male eleven Is making a greater rum pus' than a dozen ninle teams com bined. Ouyer Yes, some one liberated a mouse on tbe gridiron. Personal. Soubrette I hear thnt Howland Itannt, the heavy trngedlun, got into a fight with a shoe clerk. Comedian Yes, he asked to see a pair of siloes and the clerk asked him If he wanted walking shoes. AN OIL KINO. flat oil cnn. People might take youae An 111 Wind, Etc. "Her marriage was very unfortunate, wasn t It?" "Oh, no, she considers it quite for tunate," "Why, I understand she was di vorced." "Exactly, and her divorce was the opening of her stage career, which Is now very promising." Phlladelnhla Press. Halve. Little Sophia hns Just been Informed thnt she has a little sister. "Oh. how lovely! Tlense, please lot nie be the one to tell mamma." Translated from El Diarto do la Marina. Hla Vae for It. "Yen," said Tommy, "pa gave me a watch to carry when I started lu at school this fall." "My 1" exclaimed Aunt Jane. 'That's nice. Isn't it?" "l'es'm; 'cause ns soon as I git in school In the mornin's I kin look nt It an' see how many minutes I'm late." Philadelphia Press. So Nice of Illm. Gunner The pretty little poetess Is blushing. Guyer Yes, she sent n poem to the editor colled "The Kiss." Gunner Well? Guyer Why, he returned It. Gnlltr Partr. Green Who was It wrote "Fools rush In where angels fear to trend?" Brown Oh, Boine married mau whoso honeymoon had bumped the bumps, I guess. Prompt Action Xeceaaarjr. "Is this Lawyer Sharpley?" nsked the caller, who npionred with a big lump ou bis Jaw. The man in the swivel chair admitted that he was Mr. Sharp- ley, and also thnt he snw tho lump. "Yes, It Is quite noticeable," said the caller, with a cheerful smile. 'I got It a couple of days ago, while I was step ping on a strwt-car. The motor-man started too soon, and he made me hit my Jaw against the; side of the car. I thought at first that it had broken the bono, but It hadn't quite. . It hurt me awfully, though, and I want you to bring suit against the company for dam ages." "I atu very busy. Just now," said the lawyer, "but I cuu take It up for you la the course of three or four days." "That won't do at all." "Why not?" "Because," answered the caller, hesi tatingly, "that might he too late. The lump Is getting smaller every day." Wheu we run across two men argu ing religion, we ruu away as fast as w can. Every Mcce and Mcpiiew oil Umcle Sam should bo deeply interested in what be has said about soda crackers, because they are the one food with which all of them are familiar. Uncle Sam has given out figures showing that soda crackers are richer in nutriment and body-building elements, properly proportioned, than any food made from flour. This is saying much for common soda crackers, and much more for Unecdd DlSCllIt, because they are soda crackers of the best quality. They are baked better more scientifically. They are packed better more cleanly. The damp, dust and odor proof package retains all the good ness and nutriment of the wheat, all the freshness of the best baking, all the purity of the cleanest bakeries. Your Uncle Sam has shown what food he thinks best for his people. His people have shown that they think Uneeda DlSCUit the best of that food, nearly r 400,000,000 packages having alreS&y been consumed. OJneeda HDiscyift NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY nj.iiMl Notice of tht Opening of Books for Sub scriptions of Stock of the Sioux City, Crystal Lake and Homer Railway Company. To Whom it Mat Ookckkn: Hooka for th itubsrrlptlen of stix-k of tlio Stoux City, Crystal Iiko end Jloiner itiill wtiy Coinpiuiy will lie open ut tho olllre of It. K. KvmiH. of Diikotn City, Dakota Coun ty. Nebraska, on the 4th dny of Jiinunry, imiT, nt the hour nr 10 o'clock 11. tn., hikI con tinue open until u Butliclent amount of stock Is subscrllMXl. 1'utccl IiccciuUt -Jll, KI. JOHKPH A. Ko YE, ) 11 akhv A. Koye, Incorporators. Hkbt H. Kovb, ) BUSINESS LOCALS Imported draft stallions, $1000 each. Home-bred registered draft stallions, $300 to $800. Hait Bros, Osceola, Ia . We can now furnish the New Idea (a woman's magazine) in connection with the Herald for $130. The regu lar price for the magazine is 50o. This is a bargain that you eannot af ford tq miss. Gall at The Herald office and get a sample copy of The New Idea Maga aine, a magazine for women. It will only cost you 30o a year iu combina tion with The Herald. Home-bred draft stallions, $250 to $600; imported stallions, your choice, $1000, P L Stream. CreBton, Ia. The beat imported horses, $1000 each. Home-bred registered draft stallions, $250 to $750 at my stable doors. A. Latimer Wilson, Creston, Ia. (Subscribe for the Herald, the pDr iu the county. $1 a year. best If any of our subscribers desire the address changed on their Herald by reason of the establishment or changes made in the rural routes, or for any other reason, just drop us a postal and tbe change desired and it will be made. Ten Parma for Kale. Good ones, al sizes and kinds. Warner & Eiiners. 8eoond hand beating stove for sale, at this office. The Ueiald for ALL the news: Wucu you have a news item that yon would like to see in print, ring np the Herald, No. 43, and we'll print it ON HUNTING TRIP B ur to t properly equlpre1--otta!n th STEV L Nbaad you CANNOT UO WKUNu. mak RIFLES , . . from $2 25 to $150.00 PISTOLS . . from 2 50 to 60 00 SHOTGUNS. . from 1.60 to 85.00 Ask yrmr drlr ami lnIt Send fur uo-pape II Ini tiated catalog. If Inter atcd In Shooting, you oughttohave tt. Mailed fur four cents la stauiL to ou our popular ink. If I you t annot odtam, we imp dirv I, tmrrtuft chmrgtt Pt?itnlt upo receipt of cover poaua. Our attractive threeolor Aluminum HanrrwlU b ent anywhere fur latent in lUiiit, J. STKVEN3 AEM3 AND TOOL CO. r. O. Bo 4ug Chloopee F1U, Hu., V. S. A. TWaaraawaMrra.il PattaraaioM lallTh4 kn ib.n l any oia.r ak .1 u..i.rn.. Ina it oa earn, a, f iImw nyU. accwacy aa4 m(bcitf HePall'a Mal'TaaOuiiol rMloB) awtHbMfibtn ih.K cihr Ladi.' M.(riin. l'n ruriliiunroll nunlxr.) eaiia SO can la. Knib-r, A repia. r ubaciatt MtCaU ! Ii frea. kuUMrlb icMlay. Lad tin" XVmmte. iJiimm ain) r-rawli'ia Caialotua (hon 4ua un Hal Iraa. Aaaiau THI alcCALL tOh Vaia. YOUR -A n , GttOiirFreeBookFlrrt You can't afford to buy a ranee until you know all about a Monarch. Aak u for tho book; STATE WHEN you intend to buy, and we will aend also a aet of Measuring Spoon a, postpaid. ADDRLba Malleable Iron Ranae Co, Heaver Dam, Wieeonein. The ma won i larnivn. Eixed and arranged to auit every family need "jHo work kp elaan 5 V j5JV aahea removed with I 1 X d Jaut dlrt-nlAktl slaiV Call and see why they save fuel and repairs. They show it. Edwards& Bradford Lbr. Co Hubbard, - - Nebraska, GEO. TIMLIN, Manager. he IHIerald, ITa-- TTjl (Only V - 7 7 7 "It is Delicious" 7 i3t coffee 25 Cents per Potsmd. Blendod and packed from carefully seleoted coffee by en en t BVCKWALTER' No 6 Front St. IT PAYS TO fARM LOANS aT-TwLero on eartn . bee or Li( ycur property with ns J OaktaClly.Neb.and WflTTlPr 1 FlTTlf r swi sioui city.Neh. " arn Cr Li m 4 T The Herald for all the News 3 "Stay SartlsfoctoryMI&ige C. The top 13 Malleable iron. Does not crack, w arp or break. The thickness re quired in other iron is not necessary. Heats quicker, cooks more evenly and uses surprisingly less fuel. In city or country, hotels or public Institution. &&&&&&&&&&&&& Womans aw 7, 7 TjC 7fi 7i 7$ J? 5 is- ND Homer, Neb. TRADE AT BUX. ft We have plenty of Money to Loan at a low rate ot interest on Dakota county Farms. Wa alio Bell and Buy Real Estate of all kinds write ns be lore you sorrow, uuy or Dell, to Sell. I"" laraaiaait Jeai Estate Real rn KM ANIIV 11 I If I UiUIUU i