; : -i- i . i ' DON'T WEAR MOTONINQ. By One of the almost unnoticed blessings of our time Is tbe modification of mourning dress and customs. In late years there has been a great Improvement In thin resect, the hideous and unsanitary crepe veil having en tirely disappeared, at least from the costumes f well-dressed women. All Impreslonablc people are depressed by the sight of the unrelieved, or mourning black costume. Who cannot remember the cloud that used to fall upon the children of a family when a visitor came, wearing the dress of a widow, such as fashion prescribed until a very short time ago? Many men detest the sight of mourning dress, and I have heard more than one say that he would not have a woman In mourning garb em ployed In his office. To be continually reminded of death, grief and anguish is acceptable to no one. Why should the aflllcted allllct every one who sees them? A plain dress, one such as a womnn who Is not engrossed In thoughts of dress might naturally wear, Is suitable, for one in deep affliction. Hut this garb should not be depress ing In Its Influence, on the wearer, or upon whoever sees It. The French custom of making the period of mourn ing short Is humane and Christian. Death Is as natural an event as birth. It la inevitable, and therefore must not be looked upon with dread, nor be made more sad and full of awe than It has been made by nature. Moreover, most of us believe that when death comes It is only to open the door to a new life, one of growth lid development beyond the possibilities of this world. Why, then, should we cover ourselves with black, sad dealng all who see us, simply because we are sad over the loss, for a time, of one we love? FATHER'S LOVE IS GREAT AS THAT OF MOTHER. By Delia Austrian. As a general thing, when a novelist wishes to show the joy of home life and the sacrlllccs made by devoted parents, he paints the pic ture of a devoted, happy mother, overlooklyg the fact that fathers play an Important part in the making of a home and the happiness found there. However devoted a man may be to his business affairs, be Is glad to ex change those irksome duties for the pleasures gained with his children. Even rulers and the heads of governments find their truest recreation with their fam ilies. Many women are so tired when their homes are put in rder and tbe rest of tbe work done that they are anxious ta seek their recreation out of the home ; but it does not matter bow hard some men work they, feel that the best way to refresh themselves Is by playing with their children. They would not exchange their dally romps, runs and outdoor sports for all the trips abroad. We often hear of women getting so families when they go on visits that THE RETURN. He sought the old scenes with eager feet The scenes he had known as a boy ; "Oh, for a draught of those fountains sweet, And a taste' of that vanished joy." He roamed the fields, he mused by the streams, lie threaded the paths and lanes; On the hills he sought his youthful dreams, . In the woods to forget his pains. Oh, sad, sad hills; oh, cold, cold hearth! la sorrow he learned thy truth One may go back to the place of his cannot go back to his youth. John Burroughs. iCrpHE gas was blazing in the cban- Modeller In the most wasteful and ' extravagant manner. That was because the young niau of sedate de meanor bad not bad the nerve to turn It down. He was unaccustomed to that sort of thing; In fact It was by the merest accident that he had ar rived at the point of declaring hlm elf. Even then It was In a sort of .Impressionistic fashion. The young woman under the clreura jstances wanted to be assured of cer tain things In precise terms. It Is not jenough to have a mild gaze of affec tion directed at once through a pair of Igold-rlmmed spectacles while one Is tasked If one could care enough for another one sufficiently to Intrust one's future to him. When the answer to fthnt question happens to bo con- Etructlvely favorable, something more s to be expected. Having one's band bld really doesn't count for anything Hn particular. "Are you quite sure that you you love me?" she asked. "I'm quite positive," replied the young man, "I don't see what else It can be." "What else what can be?" "The way I feel toward you. I don't 'wt..i- v Arnr fnlt nnlte the usmn tnttmrri ilUlllIk , ' ' " " - :any other young lady of my acquaint ance." I "Are jvu 1u!te sure-" i "I think so. Not that I can remem ber, at least." ! "What makes you love me, do you think?" "I couldn't say." "Do I seem different to any of the other young ladles you are acquainted with?" "Er well, yes. In a way." "What way?" "Well, you are different. I don't think that any two persons are exactly the same, do you? Of course, In some respects you are like other people, but In other respects of course you aren't" i "Well, you didnt fall In love with me for my beauty " "No, 1 don't think that would be a very sensible sort of thing to do." "Because I know I'm not beautiful." "Perhaps not beautiful, exactly. But there are other qualities besides mere beauty to admire. I've heard that beautiful girls are apt to be selfish and exacting. They are used to attracting attention from the opposite sex aud it spoils them ; no, I'm glad that yon are not beautiful." Tb (trl giggled nervously. "How am M ru ' , Ada C. Sweet. finish their stay. But this Is mild in comparison with what some men suffer wheu they send tlelr families on a holiday. Men would send their families off on vaca tions much oftener than they do were It not for the fact that they cannot endure the thought of Iwing alone. They sit on the doorstep and smoke the first night, go to their clubs in search of friends the second, and the night following stay at home with a caso of genuine blues. When the visit Is over they take an oath to themselves that It never shall be repeated unless they go along. At least If the children go the wife must stay at home and keep them company, but they try this plan with no better result It generally Is conceded that mother Is more patient with her children than Is a father. This is true, but a father finds It harder to correct the shortcomings of his children. How often we hear a wife tell he husband to make his boy or girl behave, and he will ex plain, "Let them have a good time. You can't expect children to act like grownups." Men who are exacting In their business and relations to other people often are lenient with their children. Fathers are as proud of their girls as of their boys, and they take as much pleaa ure In their companionship. A girl often will go to her father for favors and confide secrets to him that she . would not share with her mother. KNIFELESS SURGERY NEW ERA IN HEALING. By Gustavua M. Btech. from the operation Itself, tbe fact remains that the knife, Irrespective of tbe outcome, is In Itself an unde sirable therapeutic agent. Few patients consent as read ily to an operation as they do to take ti bath, an electric treatment, or a bottle of medicine. In the majority of Instances the patient submits to tho knife either be cause he has failed to obtain relief from Icrs risky methods or because there exists an urgent demand to save life. The Roentgen or so-called X-ray Is the first discovery which has proved useful in certain forms of cancer (cpltblioma, sarcoma) and the surgeons were glad to lay aside the knife and make use of this agent Now a number of Inflammatory diseases are treated success fully without operation, the surgeons relying on physio logical methods. Professor August Bier of Bonn, Ger many, las shown that if we succeed In introducing the right kind of blood by purely mechanical means luto a diseased organ, many infectious and Inflammatory dis eases will get well without tbe knife. And they dol This ooly Is the beginning of the era of knifeless sur gery. The end is not yet homesick for their they do not try to funny!" she remarked. "And are you glad that I don't attract tbe attention of the opposite sex?" she asked. "Yes, indeed," replied the young man. Tho young woman released her hand from the somewhat feeble clasp that had hold It "It's strange that I ever attracted your attention, don't you think?" she asked, sweetly. Then, in a slightly Irritated tone. "I wish you wouldn't sit quite so close to me." The young man Increased the space already between them by about two feet and looked still more uncomfort able. "I beg your pardon," he said, earnestly. The young woman smiled. "You don't answer my question," she said. "Since I am such an extremely unat tractive sort of person how has It hap pened that you have fallen so desper ately and passionntely In love with me?" "Excuse me," said the young man. "I didn't say that at all." "That you were desperately madly hopelessly In love with me? Oh, I beg your pardon. I must have misun derstood you. v It has been a beautiful day, has It not?" The young man looked genuinely dis tressed. "You misunderstand mo so," he complained. "You take mo up so quickly that I don't know " Ho paused and, pulling his handkerchief from his pocket, wiped his face. The girl leaned back on tbe cushions at tho "OH, COME AND SIT DOWN." extreme end of tho lounge and watched hlui maliciously. "I er I meant to say that I bad no Intention of saying that you were unattractive," he explained. "It would be untrue to say that. I think that you are very attractive." "This Is encouraging," murmured the young womnn. "I shall be quite vain presently. I am afraid you are Just trying to flatter me." "No, Indeed," protested the young man. "I hope I am Incapable of that. Believe me." "I believe I do," said tho young woman, with gentle sarcasm. "Thank you," he said, gratefully. "I have always tried to bo sincere In what I say. I want to make myself as clear as possible, but I find It difficult. 1 meant to convey somethlug altogether different from what you seem to Imag ine. There are very few girls who could Justly lay claim to your loveli ness. In " "My what!" exclaimed the young woman with an air of amazement. The young man blushed. "I said your loveliness. Perhaps that may seem a romantic sort of word and I might have said 'prettlness' or that very few were as good-looking. Still. I don't think I am exaggerating when I ay 'loveliness.' " "But this Isn't at all what yon told me a few minutes ago. Don't you know you said I was " "Pardon me. ( Mid that I was glad that you did not attract the attention of the opposite sex or, rather, I as sented to tbe qaestlon that you pat In that form and you hardly cave me .lJ.UJ i ,. ... J-J'r-- i.-t'M i--.u--. The battl" cry of the Immune surgeon Is, Do no harm! The surgeon's knife, which has proved a blessing to suffering humanity, and which In many Instances Is the only means of saving life, Is not without danger and risks. While it must be admitted that mod ern method of operating enable a well trained surgeon to undertake bold operations without having to four serious injury to tho patient time to modify it When I said that 1 was glad that you were not beautiful I meant beauty In the altogether per fect aud unusual sense of the word, not to Imply that you were possessed of no personal charms. That would ba altogether absurd. I am very short sighted, as you know, but I nm uo altogether blind." "Oh 1" "I meant to say that young ladlei who are In the sense beautiful are s. continually reminded of it from In fancy, I might say so habituated to tho admiration that beauty excites, that they become entirely self -centered. They demand absolute deference on the part of others to every caprice and are quite inconsiderate of the feelings or the comfort of those about them. They are not exactly to blame for It I should not be Inclined to Judge thorn too harshly." "Dear nie!" said tbe girl. "But. after ail." pursued the sedate young man, "admiration of that sort l a very superficial and evanescent thing. It seldom stands the test of continual association. It Is nothlne. for Instance. to the feeling that I have for you, be cause It is based on something com paratlvcly worthless." Tho girl did not look quite so ma liclous as before. "Then you do think I nm passably good-looking?" she said. "More than that, to be exact," re plied the young man. "And not altogether unattractive to the other sex?" If you were I shonld have been spared quite a great deal of anxiety." "But you are not madly and desper ately In love with mo?" "Not 'mndly' or 'desperately.' But I do love you." "I'm sorry." said the girl, "because I am afraid that I can never marry you. I know I said I thought that I might, but I had not considered suf ficiently." The young man gasped. "Why, I thoughtyou said Why do you think that? Grace, If you reject me I shall be most unhappy. I shall be mad and desperate, I'm afraid. Grace!" Ie rose In great agitation and began to pace the floor. The girl laughed oud be turned sharply upon her, bis spectacles absolutely flashing. "Oh, coino and sit down!" said the young woman. George, you re an awful stupid and I'm going to bavo a great deal to put up with, but Come over here and sit down !" Chi cago Daily News. The Mean Thing! Praise from a husband's lips n al ways pleasant to the wife; but tho praise may bo too discriminating to suit her. "I thought It was nice of you to tell that carpenter, who seemed to think women know nothing, that I could 'hammer nulls) like lightning.'" said Mrs. Morse to her husband. ."But I'm afraid, dear, you are not an unpreju diced judge. I really don't think I'm such a very good hammerer." "Oh, he knew what I meant," said Mr. Morse, cheerfully. "You know lightning never strikes twice in tha some place, they say." Not an Armltu Venn. "Ah! Miss Strong you re a regular Venus," said Jack Nervy as he attempt ed to kiss her. That's what." he replied as she gave him a right -arm Jolt on the nose and followed it up with a left-arm swing to tbe jmv, "but, unfortunately, I'm no Yaau CI .Vil-j." Philadelphia Press. FAB AWAY. The old home, tho old borne, the home so far away, Tbe pumpkins In the cellar and the apple In the bin; The path wo used to wander In, the gnrncs we used to play, The loads of stnclly clover that the horses trundled In; The creek beyond the orchard, tlie meadow path and wait, ? fields of nodding daisies, the fields n thousand eyed. The memory ef yesterdays, the birds that used to rail, And then another memory the little girl who died. Oh, blue eyes; oh, true eyes; oh, maid of long ago. I was Just n little fellow, but I loved, I loved yon true; II was Just a schoolboy fancy, anyone would tell me s, But I see yon, see you smiling Just the way you used to do; Aad I'm walking, walking with you half-abashed and scared and glad Town the dusty, twisty highway to the little country school, And the old cat birds are mocking In their sober colers clad. And the maple trees are bending to their shadows In the pool. Oh, wee girl; eh, sweet girl; oh, girl of long ago. The years between are many, years of gladness, years of rue, I" was Just a little fellow, but I loved you, loved you sa, I can see your red Hps smllinit Just the way they used to do J Ha checkered gingham aprons and In starchy pinafore Who hasn't got a sweetlieart down tbe waya of long ago, Panic one be brought red apples to la dear old days of yore, Some one to Cream of sometimes, and to say : "I loved her so." -Houston Tost. A BIT OF DIPLOMACY. llTH WING geuernlly thought Lenox fairly bearable. It was built on the regulation f nes of a small Middle West town.wldc. lonesome looking streets, n few stores set around Indiscriminately, n huddle of houses, then an expanse of vacant lots, constant Illustrators of the West ern thrift which leaves room for a boom, even If thereby, in a manner, It has to tuck down Its roat tails and sit on Its feet Here and there n big gabled, portl coed bouse'reared Itself from among Its humbler neighbors, with something the effect of a store tooth Inserted among nature's stubs In an ancient mouth. When It was green, or when It was white. It wasn't so bad ; but that even ing, as Ruth stood on the wooden plat form in front of the store nnd looked at the prospect she made up her mind It was unspeakable; the "general mer chandise" sign above her occasionally flirted extra drops of water down her neck as she struggled with her um brella. Behind her she knew every thread In tlie patterns of the ginghams and wool goods In the right hand win dow, while the cut plug tobacco, dried "I IIAKDLY THINK I DESERVE IT.' herring, box of oranires and peck of onions in tho other window were equal ly familiar. . The snow had melted off, leaving the winter's accumulation of debris scat tered over the black, puddly surface of the earth. There was a depressing drlz tie, through which tbe Jagged outlli f the houses loomed blackly against tbe murky sky. Ruth stepped gingerly down on to the sloppy sidewalk, her skirts held high, find her straight little nose tilted quite out of Its ordinary angle. In spite of it all, though, her brown eyes sparkled, and there was a hint of a smile on her pretty, linn lips. She walked as rapidly as she could under the circumstances down the muddy streets, and with a sigh of relief clicked the gate shut behind her. The low-browed little house beyond the gate looked as sullen as any of then i, but the light flashed up just then, and her mother oncmM the door. "Bless her dear heart!" alio said. In a gentle, solicitous voice, "If she Isn't Just completely mired down. Here's your slippers an' wrapper an' every thing to get right Into." Kuth slIpiKHi out of her muddy clothes and Into tbe soft, clean wrapper, with a little gurgle of satisfaction. "Oh," she exclaimed, "how good and resjKH'table I feel" Mrs. Wing picked up the discarded heap. "How dreadfully they do smell of to bacco smoke. Ituthle dear!" she said, with as much of a sniff as her mild voice was capable of. "1 expect so," Ituth answered, with a little luugh; "1 believe half tbe farm ers In the county came In and sat around tbe stove visiting. The smoke was so thick sometimes, you couldn't tell who they were; and I couldn't even stay up at my end of the store. Jim has the grippe and wasn't there to-day, so I hud to go ovei and help on the grocery side. There wasn't a very big dry goods trade, anyway ; two spools of thread and some dress lining. Oh, yes, Mr. Peters got a cnllco dress for his wife." "Was It pretty, Kuth?" Mrs. Wing asked anxiously. "Well, I shrtuld say. Do you remem ber that old purplish piece we have bud so long? He took that because Mr. Spencer said I could let blm have It half a cent cheaper on the yard." Ch, dear!" Mrs. Wing murmured sorrowfully. "I was so In hopes she'd have something pretty once. , Come, dearie, supper's ready, nnd I know you Deed It I Just don't see how you can keep so bright" Kuth blushed rather self-consciously, liv I fit 3 Hid It was considerably later, almost at the end of the cream toast aud eggs, U'fore she made a little announcement I had a letter from Mr. Wlllard to day, mother. He Is comlnc down on the 8 o'clock train to-night." Mrs. Wing's mild, sweet 'face began t look troubled. "I don't mean to Interfere. Ituthle. dear, but I am dreadfully afraid he Is going to ask you to marry him. He's been coming pretty nearly every week lately." Well, mother, if he did. would von mum. can t you like him?" There was n note of decided anxiety In Ruth's In terrogations. "YV by, yes, I like him. I guess he's real nice, as men go, but I wouldn't oh. dear, no! Ruth, I wouldn't want you to nmrry mm. "But why, mother?" "Haven't Just you and I got alone together for twenty years, no trouble to speak af, or anything?". Mrs. Wing's huh quite piteous, ir a man comes in, you Just can't tell how things are going to go. Anything is liable to hapjen. I know clerking In the store Is hard, trying work, but It Isn't a circum stance to what some married women have to put up with." "Mother, dear, you married." Mrs. Wing's fingers twisted nervous ly. "It was such a little while, though. Ituthle, and so long ago, that I don't rightly consider by experience I know anything about It Only a year and a-half ; but 1 have seen so much since. Dou't talk about It dear; I Just cuu't think of It, even." Ruth sat and thought with a trou bled face. This tender, timid little mother had been her charge ever slnco her sturdy' babyhood. It was so sel dom sho ever expressed a wish, or ob jected to anything, and now, to object to this, the one great light that had come Into her barren, monotonous girl hood! Ho had asked her In that letter to marry him, und to-night he was com ing for his answer. looking ut It Just from a worldly standpoint, how It would life them from their pinching life! Every one knew Arthur Wlllard, und how he had prospered from the time ho tirst came to Lenox, a beardless, open faced boy, soliciting his first orders for Belfast & Mayhcw, paper manufactur ers, until now ho was head salesman of the firm. She did not especially love clerking In tho general merchandise store ' Senoer & Spencer; but the codfish and calico had been glorified a good many times, when the big yellow grip, mark ed A. W. on tbe cuds, entered tho stor" door. She knew very well what her answer would be; It bad sung Itself In her heart all day; but If her mother ob jected so much, that settled It, for the time, anyway. When she told Arthur that night she was Indiscreet enough to give her opin ion first "My dear little girl," he said, with generous, masculine superiority, "she will get over that and enjoy tho city Im mensely ; possibly your servant, too, Mistress Ruth, when she knows how nice I am. Ix?t nie talk with her." The embarrassed, nervous lltlo lady in the next room certainly did not seem very formidable; but sho did look so appealing that he said, very gently and quite dcprecatlngly : "You must have known my feelings toward Ruth for some time, Mrs. Wing. I hope you are willing that I should marry her." "No," Mrs. Wing answered desper ately, "I nm not willing. How dare I U willing? I dou't know how it Ut go it to turn out. Anybody Is wicked to be willing to have a daughter marry." "Why, Mrs. Wing!" the young man answered, rather taken aback. "A great many js'ople have been willing. It Is natural that people should marry." Mrs. Wing was not arguing tho ab stract question, so sho Ignored tho last remark. "I am very sorry," sho said, tremu lously, "but I know I am doing it for Ruth's good. I wish you would Just let It go for quite a while, anyway." This last relenting In response to tbe distress lu Ruth's face. The silence that followed seemod to Ruth nnd Mrs. Wing Interminable "'icn Mr. Wlllard sH)ke slowly: "I am both grieved and surprised, Mrs. Wing. I hardly think I deserve , It. Still, feeling us you do, and know lug Ruth as 1 do, there Is nothing to do, I supiKise, but ottcy you. I would Ilka , to ask Just one favor of you, though, I and that Is, that you and Ruth will ! Hwnd Easter In the city with me. I planned that little recr-ation for us all, quite a while ago. Think of me as a friend, If you will, and grant ma that much," "If Ruth want to. Mr. Wlllard, I guess we can," Mrs. Wing responded, n trifle faintly. Her sudden triumph was rather dazing, even If tt did fill her with delight Although Lenox was so near the city, It bad been years since Mrs. Wing was there; and she began to feel a good deal of surreptitious pleasure In tho Idea of tho trip. As a friend. Mr. Wll lard was entirely acceptable. For tlie other part Ruth's silence helped settlo the small prickings of her conscience. Like a good many old people who have forgotten their own lovo sffalrs, she had very llttlo faith In that sort of thing, anyway, and an overweening feat of the terrible risk In marriage; a risk, In her mind, much greater than Ita possible benefits. Easter was lato that year and the spring rather advanced, so that the short rldo to tho city was a pageant of young, vivid green. The country broke Into smooth, rolling little bills; through them they caught frequent glimpses of fanciful country homes and substantial brick farm houses. The pretty toy stations bad all been freshly painted, and a general air of smiling freshness pervaded everything. Once Mrs. Wing made a remark. She turned an Instant from tho window to Ruth : "I didn't know things could be so pretty so near to Lenox," she said ; then turned eagerly again to her contempla tions. Mr. Wlllard took them to one of tho great hotels of tho city. Their room was respondent In all the luxuries of soft carpeting, glistening brass bed stead, Turkish couch and easy chairs; opening from It was the tiled bathroom, with all Its marble and porcelain appur tenances. Mrs. Whig viewed It with a beaming face. "Ruth," she said, "I am going to taka a bath. I have sort of felt all my life ns If I'd had to bathe In a soap dish. I'd like to stretch out once." Later, when sho emerged, moist and rosy, her soft gray hair In damp little curls on her forehead, she sank down lu an easy chair with a deep sigh of satisfaction. "Well, dear, for once in my life T fee' as If I had been In the lap of luxury," she remarked gently. In the great dining room that night tho polished floor reflected back the myriads of colored electric lights. Gor geous panels of tho seasons emblazoned tlie side walls. An army of waiters In full dress moved noiselessly among tbe glittering tables. Mrs. Wing studied her dainty menu with plensed appreciation. "Of course, I shouldn't like thla sort of thing all tho while, but It's real stir ring," she whispered to Ruth. Suuday evening after dinner, they, wandered through the long series of artistic reception rooms. In tho Moorish room, In the shadow of a great group of palms, stood a divan piled high with cushions. The room was empty and tho lights dim. "I think I will sit here awhile; you two may go on, If you want to," sho iald. Somewhere In the distance she could hear faintly a piano nnd a voice sing ing. She closed her eyes and leaned hack against the cushions In drecmy content She could see again the great dim church fragrant with flowers, and heur the Joyful waves of Easter music. It had echoed In her soul all day. Then the park that afternoon, ' In ull its young green beauty aud freshness! Sho knew Just how It would look In June, when the fountains played and tho flowers bloomed. Her heart had alwoys gone out wltu great longings to tho tauie, monoton ous, commonplace nature she knew, hut this, this satisfied her. Other things ecemed different, too; she remembered her long-dead girlhood's husband, and the look In his eyes; she had seen tho sumo expression on Arthur Wlllard's fuce a dozen times when be looked at Ruth, aud Ruth, how bright and happy sho was! Maybe there wasn't so much danger, maybe. Sho heard a slight movement and opened her eyes. Mr. Wlllard stood by her. How very strong and self-assertive ho looked! "Getting lonesomo?'' ho questioned. "Lonesome?" she echoed. He sat down beside her and began to talk. She could see Ruth through one of the archways, sitting with a maga zine In her hand. She began to edge off; she knew of nothing tho was particularly auxtous to say. How well be talked, though! She began to grow Interested In spite of her distress. After a while a si lence fell between them. "Mrs. Wing." he said abruptly. She Jumped nervously, then waited. "Do you really think it would be such a dreadful thing for Ruth to mar ry me?" Mrs. Wing's face was both perplexed aud anxious. Why should they keep thrusting this thing ou her for decis ion? "I suppose I am a selfish, fearful old body," she said Anally. "May bo you will do better by Ruth than I can. I can't do anything but just be good to her. You can give her a great many beautiful things to enjoy, and they are lieautlful ; when a body has Just slurved for them all their lives, they know how beautiful. They won't amount to anything, though, If you aren't good." There was a tremulous appeal la her voice. Tlie young man took ber hand rever ently. "I will try," ho said solemnly, "to be good." There was another little pause, then Mrs. Wing continued hesitatingly: "I can't say yet I am willing. Still, If Ruth wants to risk It, I don't sup pose 1 ought to Interfere, do you?" "I think 6'ou might leave It to Ruth. She Is a very sensible girl, Mr. Wll lard answered gravely. Then be leaned over and kissed bis prospective iniithcr-ln law on her soft pink cheek with a right good wilt Tho HoUKcwlfe. I It Is a test of a gt.od housekeeper It ' she can light a lump, and the bouse doesn't Immediately begin to smell of kerosene. Trains of thought have many head- , on colllblous. I 0LD Tk Sailor's Wife. And are ye suro the news Is true? And are ye sure he's weel? Is this a time to think o' wark? Ye jades, lay by your wheel : Is thla tha time to spin a thread, When Colin's at the door? Reach down my cloak, I'll to tbe quay And see him come ashore. For there's nae lurk about the boose, There's nae luck at a'; There's little pleasure In the loose When our gndeman's awa'. And glo to me my btgonet. My blshop's-satin gown ; For I maun toll the balllle's wife- That Colin's in the town. My Turkey slippers mann gae Da My stockln's pearly blue; It's a' to pleasure our gudeman,' For he's baith leal and tree. Rl.e, lass, and mnk' a clean fireside. Put on the muckle pot; Uie little Kate her button gown, And Jock his Sunday coat ; And mak thoh shoon as blark as alaea ' Their hose as white as snaw It's a' to please my aln gndeman, For he's been long awa'. There's twa fat hens upo the coop Itoen fed this month and inalr Mak' haste and thraw their aecks akaat. That Colin weel may fare; And spread the table neat and clean, Gar Ilka thing look braw, For wha can tell how Colin fared When he was far awa'? Sae true his heart, sue smooth his speech. Ills breath like caller air; His very foot has music In't As ho comes up the stair and will I see his face agaim? And will I hear him speak? I'm downright dizzy wi' the taoajht. In troth I'm like to greet I If Colin's weel, and wee! content, I hue nae nialr to crave ; And gin I live to keep him sae I'm bleat aboon the lave. And will I see his face again? And will I hear him apeak? I'm downright dissy wi' the , In troth I'm like to greet. For there's nae luck about tkt ksnse, There's nae luck at a'; There's little pleasure In the aaase When our gudeman's awa. William Julius Mlckle. BED FOR A LIFETIME. Rise laervaaed or Decreased, mm tha' Etnvrtrener Reantrca. Children are known to grasr aasae-i times with alarming rapidity, adnHag' inch after Inch to their height Wktk-j cr this necessitates the purckuwe of n new bed every year to accostaiodatei their Increased length or not la hajrf. to- say. To provide for such ensergeaakts, however, a wldeawako womaa af Mas- SI7.I Or BED INCBKASW. sachusetts hos designed a bed tmat an be Increased or decreased la length, to fit tbe occasion. Tbe change Is v easily accomplished. The side rails af! the bed are made in two sectlaaa, anat fitting into the other and held tatker by pins Inserted In corresponding aye'-) tures in each. A bed such as this should) last a lifetime If properly cared for.. Guests of different sizes could be lead-i lly cured for, and to make the bed doubly useful, she also provides far tn attacument of a gymnastic apparatus in the form of a horizontal bar. The lat ter Is held In position in the ceater of tho bed by uprights at each aide. The uprights are also firmly attached to tb sldo rails of tbe bed by pins. By such' attachments modern furniture Is aiado serviceable to its owners In njare ways than one. Gold from a Smelter Ckiasnex. A chimney connected with a ajald xmeltlng furnace In Vallejo jMaatWn has enriched the company's aatkrs $7,000. Tbe chimney bad been fllHag ay tor the past year, nnd finally becawa a troublesome that tbe managers of the plant ordered It cleaned. The rsfaae' was afterward treated In the gald ., nnd was found to contain gold Oast worth $7,000. Tho directors lauavsal- utely ordered appliances attuclMMl the chimneys to prevent refuse laam nasHlne out luto tho air. This aaaall bonanza Is the result of one year's ac cumulation. It Is not knowa haw saah was lost Exports of Attar of Kaaes. The exports of attar of roses fsatn Bulgaria In 1003 nmounted to U.tKi pounds, valued at $752,400, as compared with 0,130 pouuds, the annual nvarage for the seven preceding years. Th IS i r H United States bought only about twenty-five pouuds of attar of roses frsm Bulgaria In 1807. but took 30.8 r tbe product In 1905. France came next with 28.8 per cent; tne unitea nlBig dom, 16.8 per cent; Germany, 13.4 per eent ; Russia. 4.3 per cent and Turkey, V3 per cent. Vaexpccted. "My dear, these are not a ha abVa the plea my mother used to nialr" telling me If they are ao very aaaaVr- ent?" "As different as day from Bight lean.