(Dakota County Ilorald XMJQQrEaV CUT, Km. Uohn H. Rmmr, . Pb4shr rnonsy II s the bend that runs lru.it. Someliodr with a memory hoi wlttl fty dnhhed the new bobtalled spelling JoslibllllngsgaU." What a man would call "enthnsl aMii" aa applied to himself be dubs "gush" In others. : V It'a an easy matter to size up a Man If hla dog crawls under the house very time lie sees him approaching. In the cane of that Philadelphia bank, ton, the bunk examiner found a rotten state of affulrs after It was all rer. The importance of the saying that "murder will out" Is largely compro mised by the probability that the mur derer will get out A l)oy of 17 was married the other day to a girl of 1. with the consent of her guardian. Tho guardian ought to have a guardian. In the latest French duel one of the antagonist missed and the other wouldn't fifeoot They can do that well on almost any vaudeville stage. A New York millionaire recently asked his typewriter to marry him and was refused. Perhaps she tSiought It would be easier to run his olllce than to try to keep a cook. Philadelphia has a social organiza tion which is trying to make It appear that a woman U a girl until she Is 40. Julia Ward Howe Is probably ready to admit that a woman of -10 is a mere child. Canada la a good neighbor nnd n food customer. (Sixty -one per cent of 'all tho purchases which Canadi made lust year from other rountrhs were from this nation, nnd they amounted to nearly two hundred million dollars. A Philadelphia manicurist Is to be come the wife of a millionaire brewer. She says their romance ncgau when they first held hands. It I a t always necessary, however, for a lady to be a manicurist In order to M i.t a ro mance by holding hands. A Georgia Judge has d.-cid .l that it is every man's duty to kiss Ii : s wife at least once a day, the hot time being wheu he gets home at u!,''.ji. There are some mean men, thou i, who will prefer to do It the first tiling In the morning, So as to have it over with. John D. Rockefeller gave orders to bore for water under hi big o"lce building in Cleveland In the exjtecta tlou of saving ft few dollar mi water rents. Instead of water he truck gis and oil. Is John H. a sort of modern Midas, that he cannot bore a hole In the ground anywhere without striking oil? A youth who thought it was fun to alarm bis companions sw am round the Boat In which tliey were fishing and sank mader water several times, pre tending that ho was drowning. At last he went down with a shout for help, and no attention was paid to him. This time bo did not reappear on the surface, and searchers were unable to find hla body. This Is tho old story of the boy who cried "Wolf! Wolf!" so often that when a wolf finally did at tack him, he was left to his fate. Whllo It is true that our public lands have been recklessly wasted nnd that the area and productiveness of our wheat lands have been greatly re duced, we do not think the situation at, all alarming. The public lands . granted to railroads and sold to graz ers and ranchmen have not been spirit ed away. They are all here, as fertile as nature made them, and before ninny years they will all bo owned, occupied aud cultivated by private owners. As for lands whose productivity has di minished through unscientific funning, tbey can easily be brought up again by proper fertilizing. The so-called "worn-out" lands for wheat purposes are not dead; they aro only overwork ad and tired. Wheu does a girl become an old maid? This question, blunt aud shorn of delicate Innuendo, is now figuring In the discussion of Philadelphia so clety. One might say that a girl be comes an old mnld when she falls to marry betimes, but that Is uot the point. What Is the exact year 't ushers lu ttplutttei'hood and closes for ever the gutes of youth? Of course this Is not a matter lu which man has nny word to say. No rational wearer of trousers would tempt fate and tho scorn of femininity by attempting a suggestion, for nny arbitrary dead lino would necessarily brln,; down uku the luckless masculine head a storm of reprobation. It bus been left to the women themselves to brave the peril. And they have placed the age at 40 years. Under this ruling a woman Is n tender bud until two score years have counted their gloomy litany of days and the hair near the scalp logins to vhltcn. it is uot often that ono man cares so much for another us to desire to end his own life when his friend Is taken away. The account of uch a case, which was priutod u few days ago, only emphasizes the rarity of such attach ments. For the love of women there has been no limit to which men have not gone. Murder and suicide, home breaking aud life-wrecking, and every s'ngle act lu tho long catalogue of crime bave attended the relationships which man's love for woman has pro duced. Put In actual experience men Kcldom love one another devotedly. There are stories which bave come down from reunite ages telling of the IcvotlMii of Jonathan to David or of the sweet aud lastlug friendship of Damon for Pythias, but, even whou ued as examples worthy of emulation, these tales hor had little Influence to bringing men of to-day Into relation ships of special or unusual personal closeness. The days of chivalry were I often marked by the devotion of one IO me lnicrcsi 01 nuuiucr, u ul-tuhvii In which lutense admiration and will ingness to serve came pretty close to worship, but as the romance of such an era faded away In the advent of the stern and practical life of a com mercial age, and the notions of per sonal lndeendence came Into violent conflict with the Idea of service under a feudal lord, the Oner sense of real admiration disappeared, lest such a feeling should be counted a sign of de pendence and Inferiority. In the same way, In American political life, It has been no uncommon thing to we men so devoted to the Interests of a party lender as to be willing to make sacri fice of nil sorts In order to have that leader win time, money, strength, and enthusiasm being given without stint. Clay, or Rlalnc, or Jackson could count many such admirers, but such Interest In n lender rarely approximate real love. Men trust their fellows In busi ness. They have every confidence In them when matters of moment are to 1 considered In secret or when finan cial Interests are Involved. They enjoy their companionship In cluhroom or lodge, or on outings for health or pleas ure. They will use nil honorable ef forts for promoting the welfare of one another. They will risk life to save another from danger or death, but when It comes to the deeper feeling It Is surprising how few the cases have been where one man has cared much for the affectionate regard of another. The exception Is the more noteworthy because of the ordlnury rule of life. Every fresh collapse of a plantation company, every new scheme for fleecing Ill-advised jwor folks out of their little savings by roseate promises of wenltli that they cannot possibly gain, every shakedown In Wall street, and, Indeed, every collupse of a savings bank In which small depositors hare placed their money gives new Impetus to the demand that safe opportunities for safe Investments bo In ioiuo way provided those citizens who do uot know how rightly to sufeguard tnemselves. The movement for the postal savings bank Is one result of this demand. The movement lor publicity lu corporation affairs Is Another. The movements for municipal nnd government ownership of public utilities also gather a certain amount of strength from this quarter. In general the need for siffo Investment of umiill savings seems hcund to play a prominent place among tho factors which will determine our future In dustrial tendencies. In England the ovornmont has uudertakeu to make In vestment In certain safe securities easy to all citizens, ami, strangely enough, the extent of the facilities It offers are very little known outside the ranks of those who utilize them. It Is through the ' postolllce that these Investments are made; the formalities are no greater than In the purchase of uu ordinary money order, and the government ; charges for Its service as a broker an exceedingly moderate fee. Four stocks may be bought In this way namely, eciMoIs, 2 per cent annuities, 2V4 per ( rent uiinuulties nnd local loans. . Not more than $1,000 may be Invested In this way In a single year, nor more than $?.500 altogether by any ono per son. Hut from these limits at the top to a ?5-ccut limit at the bottom the Invesor has free scope. If only a shill ing or two Is to be Invested the depos itor receives a document called an "In vestment certificate." When he has In vested 100 bo can get a certificate to bearer with coupons attached. Ho long as he has less invested than the lowest denomination of the securities Issued he Is dependent on a transfer of his account on the books of the postotllce for purchase and sale. As he gets more money Invested be can take his securities himself lu tho ordinary way. Py this device, however small a sum the Investor may have, he can place It lu the safe Investments mentioned at current prlecs aud sell out whenever ho wishes at prices current at the time of sale. Tho government no doubt es tablished this system mainly to widen the market for Its own securities, but the advantages are manifest, and the system may well be capable of future elaboration. Kaala of Bfemorr, The memory Is a faculty which through patient practice may bo culti vated and truluod to a wonderful de gree. Morphy, the celebrated chess player, could play several games of chess simultaneously without seeing nny of tho boards on which tho vari ous games were being conducted. It was a peculiarly Impressive sight to see him standing in the middle of the floor, with his nrms folded, defending himself and attacking tho various op ponents, with thu position of the chess men on the several boards always in his mind's eye. The noted Jesuit Suarez was said to have known nil the works of St. Au gustine by heart. These consist of elev en largo volumes. Pascal Is said never to have forgotten ntiythiug bo read, nnd the samo Is told of Crotlus, IcU nitz nnd Kuler. Themlstocles knew thu name of every one of the twenty thou sand citizens of Athens. Old (iravryard I navrlpt loaa. At Worcester, England, the slab erected over a departed auctioneer is Inscribed with a slnxle wrod, "Cone." lu Sussex the Initials und date of tho death of the deceased uro followed by two words, "lie was." The most re markable Inscription Is nt Can Hill Cemetery, Ilelfust, where uie Inscrip tion says, "Ix'ft till called for." nulla of All Mruauaa. Thou bast nil seasons for tmue own, O ball. In the autumn we have foot ball, In the winter the social ball. In the spring baseball, and lu tho sum mer the moth ball. Four-Track News Manlrlnal Halt-Off. Of every ?10O that a New Yorker pays In rent, it Is estimated that 12.23 goes Into the pockets of uiuulclpul "ser vants." Kvery mother pato L-crsclf ou the back when her daughter uiurrlsa the man she selected. A DREAM IN MARBLE. MOST EXQUI6ITE DUILOINQ EVER ERECTED DY MAN. klaaaolenm of Taj Mahal la lad la Mgaamrnt at a Itaabaad'a Love for Ilia Wife la It Art Beached Its Perfection. The most exquisite building ever erected by the bands of man Is the TiJ Mahal, which was crnstrueted by the great Mogul Emperor, Shah Ja ban, at Agra, India. It marks a great man's love for a woman Ar jamand Panu Pegu in, bis wife. Shah Jahan was a Mohammedan despot who led a magnificent life, and had other wives; but In his eyes the Ver of her sex wos Arjamond. When she died he declared be would rear to her memory a mausoleum so perfect that It would make men marvel for ail time. And th:s he accomplished. More jsjetry and p-ose have Itcen written about the Ta, with more allusions to it as a symbol of love, than of any other creation marking human affection--and the secret probably lies In the fact that all the world loves a lover. ays a wrltr in the Pooklover Magarine. ohnh Jahan ruled from 1C2S to 10.Y8 nut! had been on the throne only two y:rs when death took from him his adored Arjamand. Then came the re soive to erect to her memory n monu ment that might measure his love ami grief. All tho best architects, artists nnl skilled workmen of India, Persia and Arabia were summoned to Shah Ji'jnn's court und tho resources of bis empire placed nt their diajiosal. Tho TiJ, consequently, was not the creation of a single muster mind, but the con summation of n great art ejioeh. IM THK "DUKAM MAHIILK" : THK construction was commenced four yeurs after ArJ. inland's demise. ' In keeping with an old Tartar cus tom, a garden wus choRen as the site of the tomb a garden planted with flowers and fragrant shrubs, emblems of life, and solemn cypresses, emblems oJ ''oath und eternity. In Mogul days such a garden was maintained as i pleasure ground during the owuer's life time, and used for his Interment when diad. Tho laborers came from many parts of the world the chief masons rroji northern India and Pagdad, the doiiu builders from Astatic Turkey, and the m.ifcnlc artists from Persln. Kvcrv soctlon of India nnd Central Asia was drawn upon for materials. The marble, spotless lu purity, was brought from Juypore, 300 miles away, on the backs of elephants and camels or by bullo -it carts. Tho red sandstone was contri buted by Fathpur SlkrlJ, ono of the Mogul capitals, the Jasper by the Pu l Jab, the crystal and Jade by China. The turquoises came from Tibet and the Ited Sea, the sapphires nnd lapis laiull from Ceylon, coral and corne IUp from Arabia, onyx nnd niiiothyls from Persia, und the diamonds from B ludelkund. It engaged the unceasing lalmr of 20,000 men for seventeen years to com plete the Taj ; nnd like that other great i tOJib, the Cheops Pyramid In Kuypt, ! It was reared chiefly by forced labor, unpaid and unearod for, aud thereby produced great suffering und mortal ity. This Is the chief blemish on the fair fame of tho mausoleum overlook In? the Jumna. Tho Taj garden Is perhaps n lu'f mile square, and Is surrounded by n strikingly beautiful wal of masonry. It Is an orderly wilderness of rl.-h vegetations, to be found only In Asia, nn.l the deep greens and rich browns of the aveuues of foliage unquestion ably accentuate the whiteness of the Tiuiple of Death. As the garden hePis the tomb, so the tomb gives expression to the garden. The great gateway of led finndstone, whose roof Is adorned by Moorlsu arches and pavilions. Is In Itself one of India's most perfis t buildings. Fro n Its summit a ierfect view of the Taj Is had. with the Jumna flowing slu ghly beneath Its marble platform; und from there the grounds nre spre-id boforo the visitor In n (lerfect pan orima. The paved avenues, all lead Inf to the magnificent pile, miles of nmrblo aqueducts tilled with orn.i m.Mital fish, playing fountains all breathe tho superlative of urt, every fluttering leaf whispers oi the oust Not by Its size Is Arj.ummd's tomb coiuicnudiug, for Its dimensions are very moderate. Imagine u plinth of fUwloss marble, Sl.'l feet square and riling IS feet from the ground tint is the foundation of the wondrous Bf-'cture. The Taj Is lSu feet square, with dome rising to an extreme height oT J20 feet. At each rorner of the pl'.uth stands a tauriiig minaret rear ing Its crown 137 feet. No buPdiug carries the Idea of per sonality further than the Taj, a fern lutne personality, as It should be, for It contains no suggestion of the rug gnj grandeur or a touio for a gre.it man. The TuJ Is the antithesis of the Parthenon, of Napoleon's resting j-i&ce, of Grants robust mausoleum ou tho Hudson. A scpubiier fashioned after ordli ary architectural canons can ou'y b ct uvcntloual ; tho Taj Is different from all other buildings in the world; It Is symbolical of womauly grace and IS putlty Is Iho Jewel, the Ideal Itself. A pectator marvels that c much beau ty can come from so little apparent ef fort. Yet nothing Is wauthig. there Is n -thing In excess; we cannot alter a single stone and claim that the result w-u'hl be better. One enters reverently the burial place of Kbnh Ja ban's Queen, whose cenotaph Is of the whitest marble, placed In the p-etlse center of tho building and sur rounded by an octagonal screen of ala baster, that Is pierced and Interwoven H'o lace, Kvery foot of the walls, evry column and panel. Is elaborately embellished with flowers, leaves, scrolls nnd sentences and these nre Inlaid In JasK'i', bloodstone, Jade, onyx and prclous stones. Arjamand s tomb blos soms with never fulling Persian flowers a: d Arable sentences extolling her i-haci cter ond Is ns marvelous In work imui.hlp as If produced by Florentine in i .vers of the present day. It Is said that eight years were consumed by tne artists Intrusted wltb the mnk In? f nd beautifying of Arjamand'; ceiotiph nnd further that the Koran's evpry line and every word Is repro duced in Inlay or In relief carving on th- It.terlor or the exterior of the Taj. This gem of Agra Is worshipped as fe. vently by Hindus os by those of the Mslem faith nnd Indian artists In a f- years almost destroy their eye sight trying to portray In miniature upon Ivory the architectural perfection and delicacy of this marvel of the world. BEAVER FARM NO IDLERS' HOME. Furry lonlta Drive Off Thome Who Will Not Work. On tho farm of the Itev. W. E. Chrls mas, a few miles from this town, ex ists one of tho few beaver farms of Cnnndn, says n New York Post writer at Oxbow, Susk. Within the limits of the farm nre five large dams, peopled by some 2K) beavers. The banks of TAJ MAHAL. AGKA. INDIA. the Sourls river, which runs through the farm, are fringed with poplar trees, supplying the beaver with tho best of building mntelal and also with his dally bread. According to a law pass ed In 1S!)0, It is Illegal to kill leavers until tho fall of 1008, consequently this colony Is waxing strong aud multi plying very rapidly. Having been pro tected from tho trappers for the past ton years, they aro becoming very tunie and do not seem to mind a casual on looker, although tliey do most of their work by moonlight. One night these beavers cut down fifty-two trees, ac cording to tho Kev. Mr. Chrlsnms, who takes n grent deal of Interest In bis little tenants and watches carefully to see no harm comes to them. These heavers are very Industrious. and have no use for ono of their num ber who refuses to do his share of the work. When such u member r thn flock is noticed the others drive him away to live In solitude, and when such n beaver is found by a trapper they are known as bachelors, u takes the beavers but n short time to fell u large sized tree, and they are able to throw It In any direction desired. When once felled tho tree Is quickly cut up Into DANCE BY THE WAKIKUYU mi The Waklkuyu are known as tbeKlkuyu and Aklkuyu, and tbey Inhabit the Ktkuyu hills, one of the most beautiful, fertile and economically important parts of tho Itrltlsh East Africa Protectorate not far from Nairobi. Sir Charles Kliot says that they are Intelligent and fairly Industrious, and live a :ml-settlcd agricultural life; that Is to say, they burn a clearing In tho 'orest, build a village and cultivate for a few years. As soon as the soil shows any sign of exhaustion they move on, bum another'clearlug, and rept-ut the same process. Sir Charles says that the Klkuyu are almost a comparative recent hybrid between the Masai and u Pantu stock, aud there Is no reason why such hybrids should not continue to be formed lu the future, to the great advantage of tlw country. It Is estimated that the natives of the Ktkuyu country uuiuher some "i)0,)00. Klkuyu Is said to be derived fron Kuyu, which menus a fig, tig trees of various kinds being ubuudaut In the country. lengths for houes, dams, or food, aa may be required. The honse of the heaver Is built on the bank of the river, with Its entrance under water. Once having built the entrance the rest of the bouse Is started, the whole colony working nt the house until It 14 finished, nnd when completed It Is warm, dry and cozy. Although It Is Impossible for beavers to live for long under water, the entrance Is built for some distance under the water, and then there Is a long tunnel connecting the house with the water. A beaver family usually consists of four or five, ond comes Into the world with Its eyes wide ojien. The young ones live with their parents for two years and then they nre made to ahift for themselves. The full-grown beaver measures about two fist In length, with a tall some ten Inches long, which he can use as a spnde or a trowel ns well as a paddle. The average age Is IS years, although aome have been known to be ns old ns 20, but such cases nre said to be rare. When the allium: is 0 years of nge Its pelt Is nt Its prime, nnd will fetch from $10 to $12 In Minneapolis. STATE OWNED RAILROADo. Some of the Llnra That Hara No Ilontlrd Indcbtednraa. A few railroads have no bonded In debtedness, says Ilronson K. Keeler In Moody's Magazine. The Cincinnati Southern, extending from Cincinnati to Chattanooga, built and owned by the city of Cincinnati, Is one. The Cincin nati, New Orleans & Texas Pacific, which leases the Cincinnati Southern, Is another. The Creeii Pay & Western Is a third, it hns some Income bonds, which nre really n preferred stock, as the interest Is payable only If earned. The company has no fixed charges ex cept taxes. The Chicago Grent West ern Is a fourth road which has none. The great Kock Island system has none. Its constituent companies have funded debt, but the Kock Island Company It self has none. The Western & Atlantic, extending from Chattanooga to Atlan ta, has none. The road was built In the 40's of the last century by the State of Georgia, and is still owned by the State, al though It Is operated under a lease by the Nashville, Chattanooga &' St. Louis Company. Put from the time ci Its completion down through the civil war, and until the 70's, It was operated directly by the State. Tho engines, cars and entire equipment were the property of the State, and the employes were State ollicials, nnd drew their sal nrles from the State treasury. In or der to keep It out of the hands of the so-called carpet bag government, it was leased In the 70's to a company, nnd later to the corporation which now op erates It. It Is the most historic railway in the world. Along Its line Gen. Sher man began his march to the sea. Kvery foot of the right of way has heard the sound of buttle; and every. station was the scene of violent bloodshed. A thousand years from now Mission ary Uidge, Dalton, Resaca and Atlan ta will be classics in American his tory. It was over this line that oc curred the famous locomotive chase, one of the most thrilling episodes In the civil war. And It was at Atlanta that Gen. Corse was hard pressed by the Confederates, when (Jen. Sherman, from the top of Kenesaw mountain, signaled to him through tho nlr, "Hold the fort; I am coming," a message which Inspired the famous gospel hymn. In the tide of rising socialism, if the city cf Cincinnati and the State of Georgia should resume the cporution of their respective properties, and should Join forces, they could have n line of in'.blic-owncd nnd operated rail road from Cincinnati to Atlanta of no mean proportions. Ilrr I'onlllon. "Do you think your latest matrimo nial venture will be for the better or the worse?" "I can't say," answered the sensa tional nctress with a look of resigna tion. "Everything Is now In the hands of my press agent." Washington Star. IN BRITISH EAST AFRICA. , 'v,S'f WHS, - . DEATH LURKS fN Philadelphia Item. IN THE HEMP REGION OF LUZON. Eaay Life of the Filipino Who On-na Small Plantation. It Is a fascinating region, this great hemp district of Southern Luzon, writes a correspondent of the San Francisco Chronicle at Neuva Carceres, Luzon. Everywhere one goes In tho mountains he Is apt to stumble on some little un suspected sequestered hemp plantation hidden away like a moonshiner's dis tillery In the Cumberland mountains. In the mountains, in the lower and more populous country, almost every where, In fact, you see the hemp fiber strung out In the sun on bamboo strips like a washing put out to dry. Some of It Is twelve feet long. Wonderful fibers they are, like spun silver, even more delicate than the hnlr of one's head, and with a silvery whiteness when drying that suggests nothing more than the Inside of a white sea shell. For miles and miles one sees the hemp strung out to dry. It dries In a couple of days, and then perhaps there Is more hemp strung out, or possibly not For who would work ionger when you, providing you have been born In the hemp districts, can take what little hemp you have down on your pony and sell It lu the market In the city?" Then come rare delights. For there Is your sweetheart or somebody else's sweet heart, and you buy her sweetmeats at the market place where every body' Jab bers for a penny each. Then perhaps you go to a wedding or u balle (dance) and dance all night In your giddy new American ehoes, patent leathers they are, nnd ugonlzlngly uncomfortable be cause you are not used to tbein. And then again at night you may go a-ser-enadlng aud tinkle with your mandolin, first standing on one foot nnd then on the other because these magnificent pat ent leathers are very uncomfortable. And then when the money Is all spent you go back to the plantation and strip more hemp nnd put the glossy fibers out In tho sun to dry. While the hemp Is drying you dream dreams In the shade. You plan the purchase of a black derby hat, a red necktie and n white shirt, nnd you will buy your sis ter some school books nnd clothes, for she Is In the provincial high school nt Neuva Carceres learning to be a teach er. Perhaps you will have to etrlp more hemp than ever, for now that she knows English and Is a friend of the English lauy meastra (teacher), she must dress better. SCIENTIFIC KITE-FLYING. Uerman Government Making a Study of Wind C'nrrenta. The great advantages resulting from scientific and systematic Investigation of the conditions prevailing In tho up per strata of the earth's atmosphere were recognized some years ago by the German government, and great progress has been made In this direction In Ger many lately, says the Paris edition of the New York Herald. I learn that the State meteorological establishment at Llndenberg, a description of which has already appeared, has yielded such sat isfactory results that the authorities have made the necessary arrangements for tho erection of a second institute following the same aims. Recognizing the f"-!. however, that kites furnish'"! ui:'u registering ap paratus are v.i--::- superior to free bal loons for sin-ii ourposos, the new Insti tute will bo of a perfectly different kind from the one at Llndenberg. Kites can lie sent up to altitudes of 10,000 me ters, aud, unlike balloons, can always be used at any given height and for any length of time, but dltllcultles are occasionally encountered when tho wind 1 unfavorable or when there Is no wind at all. In order to overcome siKh drawbacks all the kites sent up from tho uew Institute will be flown from a small vessel possessing great speed and a small turning radius, such as a motor boat, as by this menii3 unfavorable wind conditions cau be host met. After agreement with the two States border ing ou the Lake of Constance, the Uer- ADULTERATIONS. man government has decided that the new station be erected nt Friedrlchhn fen, near Munzell. A motor boat has already been ordered nt a cost of 40.000 marks, and the plans completed for the station, laboratories, workshops nnd other buildings, which nre to Ik fitted up with the most modern apparatus and repairing plant. The staff of the Frledrichshafcn sta tion will consist of a scientific director with ono assistant, a machinist, a me chanic and a clerk. The total cost of the station when erected will not ex "eed 00,000 marks and it is estimated that the annual expenses will amount to 23,000 marks. The kite which has been officially adopted at the German Institute is the so-called Ilargreove, or box, kite, on slstlng of a box-shaped frame, strength ened by line steel wires. The linen covered end enn be either flat or curv ed, and automatic apparatus for regis tering the temperature and humidity of the atmosphere, as well as the vari ous strengths or wind, are fixed Inside both the ends. EEILY'S BLUNTNESS. "How would you have liked It if I had come home without any mustache to-night?- Prainenl asked his wile at dinner one day. "The barber cot after me, and was bound he'd give me a clean shave.' Mrs. Praincrd uttered a sound of dismay. "Well, what if I had?" defensively. Al Cook-y's had his shaved." "Oh, Al Cooley! Put that's a differ ent mutter !" "Like to know why?" "Why, Uobert, think of the difference, in your mustaches! H!s lias been cropped and cropped until It's nothing but a little bunch of stubby bristles. but yours is silky and graceful. It would be u shame to cut yours oft " "Pshaw!" said Praluerd. ahrusitiiiir his shoulders complacently. "Oh, by the way, John iou:ir came out with a smooth face to-day," he vol unteered a few nights later. "He did? Well, John ;'oug.ir isrfl you." "What do you mean?" "Oh, he's so homely anyway that it doesn't matter what he does. II. couldn't look any worse without a mus tache than he does with it. Put you're an uiiuscnlly fine-looking i-.nn, Robert. I think it's wrong to meddle with any thing that's perfect." Prainerd laughed Indulgently as h. strolled off into the library. When h. came back ho had unearthed n lot of old photographs. "Here's the Idea, Emily," he said. "Look at this picture of me at IS. That's the way I'd look with a smooth face, you see." "Yes, that's just it," answered Mrs. Braluerd, decidedly. "What?" He turned on tier sharply. "Why, you'd look like somebody else. The baby wouldn't know .vou. I'm sat isfied with you just as you are, dar.'" "What a girl!" l'.ralnerd spoke with, tender Impatience. But on Sunday morn:ag be faced her, shaving mug in hand and deter mination lu his eyes. "You'll have to come to It about this mustache, Emily," he announced. "Smooth luce is the only thing. AH the fellows are doing It." "Oh, Robert, please don't '.' she cried. "Put why do you care o much?" She hesitated, the a braced herself. "You're a handsome man, Robert you know I think so. You're very hand some, but If there is one f.siture about your face that is any less hand-tome than another It's your iu-nith!" Prainerd set down his shaving mug aud stared blankly. "Well!" he said, at last. "You aro certainly the blunt est spoken woman I ever saw. Emily. If you felt that you must U'll me u dis agreeable fact like thai, couldn't you have gone aliout It with -i little bit of tact?" Youth's Couipnulou.