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She remembered be slow, gentle eyes were turned toward the ing carried like a child through some dark center of the house, bent vaguely on the some place where the atmosphere was cold brightly dressed oecupsnU of the stalls, and damp. Then she was conscious of a "I suppose," said Helen, closing her halt, followed closely by the sound of fan, "that all this Is rather trivial for you. breaking wood and the tearing of some Ths Interest you take In It must be super- msterlal probably canvas, for they were Acta! now thst you are so busy." among the scenery. After that she prob- "Oh, no 1" Tyars hastened to begin i he ably fainted, and was only brought to was looking past her In that strangely consciousness by the shock of a violent persistent way Into the theater, and some- fall in which her companion was under- thing he saw there made him turn his head most. Then she heard a voice calling out : quickly toward the stage. "This way, sir; this way." "Halloo!" he eiclalmed. Then he She recollected seeing a fireman stand caught her wrist In bis grasp. "Keep ing in a narrow passage waving a lan stlll," he whispered. tern. By the time that she reached the lis painted curtain was bellying right open air she was quite conscious, forward like the mainsail of a bark, and "Let me walk," she said, "I am all from the space at either side a sudden tolums of smoke poured forth In huge, an even clouds. In a second the whole audience was on its feet, and for a moment a sickening si lence rclcned the breathless silence of supreme fear. Then a single form appeared on the Stage. It was that of the man referred ta by Claud Tyars a moment before; he who played the villain's part so unconsciously, U was still in his dark wig and pallid omke-up. On his arm he carried tho coat ks had Just taken off, and the other arm, elad In white shirt sleeve, was raised In a gesture of command. I must ask you," he cried, in a full. clear voice, "to leave your seats as And his tones were drowned, completely overwhelmed by a strange, unearthly roar; the roar of a thousand human voices raised In one surging wall of despair, like ths din of surf upon a shingle shore. The conn wnoutpflt snd hii (jesturt wtr! almost ludicrous, even at that supreme At la,t tl)Pre WM ft movelm.nt at tne win moment, for no sound could be heard Aow and Tyarg -ot out of the cab and from his Hps. Then the gas was turned out, and in the darkness a terrible struggle began. Some who came out of it could liken it to noth ing on earlh. Women shrieked snd men forgot themselves. As the gas flickered and finally col- lapsed those in the stage box caught a momentary vision of wild, distorted faces coming toward them. Tbe pit had over flowed the stalls. Strong barriers crum bled like matchwood. Into a hundred minds st once there had flashed tbe hope ef escape through the stage boxes. "Grace I Easton 1" It was Tyar's voice raised, snd yet not shouting. Tbe crisis had come, the danger was at band, and Helen knew who It was that would take tbe lead. She heard the two men an swer. "Keep ths people back. I will break open the door on the stage. It is our best chance." The girl felt herself lifted from the ground and carried to the back ot the Vox. "Helen !" whispered Tyars. "Tel." "Are you all right?" "Yes." "I thought you had fainted, you were so quiet! Hold on to my coat I Never leave go ot that I" ne turned away from her, and , above tbe din and uproar came the sound of his blows upon the woodwork of the door It seemed Impossible that such strokes could have been dealt by an unarmed hu- man hand. Between the blows cams the sickening sound of ths struggle at the front of the box. Imprecations snd supplications, min- tied with sToans and the dull thud of mer- dies fists upon human faces. Shoulder to shoulder the two men the. American and ths Englishman fought for the lives ef the women placed by the hand of God under their protection. It was a terrible task, though few women reached the front of the box. Each man struck down, each assailant beaten back was doomed, and ths defenders knew It. Once down, once nnder foot, and it was a matter of mo- ments. Fresh assailants came crowding on, Miss Winter and Oswin went to his treading on the fallen and consequently side at once. Helen alone remained stand obtaining an ever-incrcasine advantnire ns i"g at the table. She said no word, but they rose on a level with tho defenders, Neither seemed to question tho wisdom ef Tyars' command. It was a matter of ! life or death. Those already In the stage box would only be crushed by the onrush of the others were they allowed to enter. , With a dazed desperation the two men faced the frightful odds, hammering wlld- , ly with both fists. Their arms ached from sheer hard work and they panted hoarsely. Their eyeballs throbbed with . ths effort to pierco unfathomable dark ness. It was quite certain that their de- : fense could not lust long. "Stick to It I yelled Tyars. He might have been on the deck of the Martial during a white squall, so great was tbe uproar all around him. At last there was the sound of breaking wood. "Grace I" shouted ths voice of Tyars. "Tea," liook aner .miss winter wnen we go. "Easton !" he cried again. "Yes, old man !" "Come last, and keep them back If you ean." Then a m nuts later ha ahnnt,1 "Corns 1" At the same Instant ths roaring crowd of madmen poured In over the front of tbs box, like soldiers storming a baation. Ths door which Trars had aucceed,! in opening was so narrow as to admit ot ths passsge of only one person st a time, but at this Instant the larrer door leading Into a narrow passage, the real exit from the stage box, broke down before a nres- sure from without, snd from thla nolnt also a stream of half demeuted belnrs tried to force an entrance. Ths only advantage possessed by the original occupants of the box was that they knew tbe position ot the small door. The subsequent recollection of such In dividuals as survived were so fragmentary and vague that no connected story of the terrible tragedy iu the stage box of the Epic Theater was ever given to the pub lic. Miss Winter remembered findine herself caucht un.in a strong Dalr of arms, which shs preaumed to be those of Oswin Grace, AliuO't at the same moment she and her protector were thrown to the ground, After that the next thing ahe could re- member was the touch of a hsnd over her face and hair and a whispered voice tn her ear: "Agnes Winter Is this you?" bh recognised the peculiar American twang which was never unpleasant. At that moment, she almost laughed. "Yes yea," she answered. "Then crawl to your feet. Don't try to got up ; crawl over this man. I don't know who bo Is, but I surmise he Is dead." Kb obeyed, and found her way out of rs narrow door and up some steps, Close behind ber followed some one, whom shs took to bo Matthew Mark Easton, but It ultimately turned out to be Oswin Grace, who was In his turn followed by Ota American, but not uatll later right. Where is Agnes?" They are behind," answered Tyars. "She is all right. She has two men to look after her. You have only me." "Wait for them," said the girl. "I will not go home without them." 'AH right ; we shall wait outside. Let us get out first." They were stsmling in a small room. probably the office of the theater, and n policeman stationed near the window, of which the framework hnd been broken away, called to them impatiently. The window was about four feet from the ground, and Helen wondered momen tarily why Claud Tyars accomplished the drop so clumsily. In the narrow street he turned to a police Inspector and pointed to the window. Lift the lady down," he said. A cab was near at hand, and in It they waited seated side by side in silenci for what seemed hours. The crowd dropped nra spkini? tome mor Intprpntinff Knot. went away, leaving Helen In an agony of mute suspense. In a few moments it was over and the girl breathed freely. It seemed strangely unreal and dream like to hear Agnes Winter's voice again; to aee her standing on the pavement be n(,sfh tbe yelow Rag Iamp( drawing t0. gether the gay little opera cloak round her shoulders. As Miss Winter stepped Into the cab she leaned forward and kissed Helen. That was all; no word was said. But the two women sat hand in hand during the drive home. Tyars and Oswin spoke together a few words In a lowered tone quite overwhelm ed by tbe rattle of the cab, nnd then sat silently. Tbe light of occasional lamps (lashed In through the unwashed window, and showed that the men's clothes were covered with dirt and dust, which neither attempted to brush off. When the cab stopped in Brook street, Oswin got out first, and going up tho steps opened the front door noiselessly with a latch key. Tyars paid the cab man, and followed the ladies into the house. The gas In the hall and dining room had been lowered, and they all stood for a moment in the gloom round the d.iintilv dressed table. When Oswin Grace turned up the gas they looked at each other curi ously. Miss W Inter kept her opera-cloak closed, simply stating that her dress was torn. Her hair was becomingly untidy, but she showed no sign ot scratch or hurt Helen was hardly ruffled beyond a few little stray curls, almost golden In color, stealing down beside her ears. She doubtless owed her Immunity from harm, and In all human probability the safety of her life to tne enormous bodily strength of Claud Tyars. It was she who spoke first. "Your arm ! she said, pointing to Tyars right sleeve. Have you hurt it?' He looked down at the limb, which was hanging In a peculiar way very close to his body, with a vague and questioning smile, as it it were not his property. I les, he said, it is broken continued looking at him with very bright eyes, her lips slightly parted, breathing deeply Hu avoided meeting her glance In the same awkward, embarrassed way which sho had not noticed before; unsworing tho questions put to him with a reassuring smile. "It happened, he said, "during the first rush. We fell down somewhere through somo scenery, and my arm same uudernoath. 'lou put It underneath," corrected Helen, almost coldly, "to save me, suppose. "Instinct," he exclaimed, tersely. "Shall I fetch a doctor, or will you come wttn met" asked the practical Oswin, gently forcing bis friend into chair. "We are surrounded by them in Iirook street. "I will go with you," answered Tyars Itefusing all offers of hospitality made by Oswin and bis sister, Claud Tyars went off with his friend to the doctor's. leaving the ladies comfortably installed in arm coairs oj me nre. They protested that they could n-rt P08"'0' leeP. ""d tnat It was only I twelve o'clock, they would await Oswln's "turn. nd tho two ladies left there sat, each ln hp leeP rm cnair- toasting her neatly UM ,oes on lM renaer, ana aia never word. They both atared Into the fire wl,n "un marked persistence that ono might almost have suspected tbem of fear- 'n to meet each other'a glance. At last Helen moved. fche had evident ly just become aware of a black mark on tbe soft mauve material of her drss, ner gloved nana sue attempted t brush it off, and aa this had no effect ihn began rubbing it with a tiny hand) er chief. Then she raised her eyes. Miss Winter was watching her with .a curiou smile a smile much more suggestive o pain than of pleasure, Their eyes met, and for some moment both seemed on the verge of saying some thing which was never said, i hen sui I I deuly Helen leaned fonyurd and covered ber face with her two hands. Helen recovered herself aa suddenly a she had given way, and. rising from her chair, stood with ber shoulder tuni.vl toward her friend, her two hands upon tho mantel piece, looking down into the fire. Her attitude, moral and physical, was reflective. I "I wonder, she said, if every ono got out of the theater?" 'Mr. Kastor phomlsed to come and tell us," answered Miss Winter. Helen raised ber head and looked crit ically at ber own reflection In the old fashioned mirror over the fireplace. The trace of tears had almost vanished from I her young ryes it ia only older counte nance that bear the marks for long, I Before ahe moved again the sound of cab wheels made itself audible In the I street, and tbe vehicle was heard to stop I at the door. Miss Winter rose and weat I to lot la ths newcomer. It was Matthew Mark Kaston. ITe fol lowed Miss Winter Into the dining room, wslklng lightly an unnecessary precau tion, for his step was like that of a child. "I do not know," he was saying, "ths etiquette observed In Kngland on these points, but I could not resist coming along to see if you had arrived safely. No one hurt, I trust?" continued he. "Yes," answered the girl, gently; "Mr. Tyars is hurt his arm Is broken." ICaston'a mobile lips closed together with a snap, betraying the fact tha. he sd allowed himself the luxury of an ex pletive In his reprehensible American way. Ho turned aside, and walked back- ard and forward for a few minutes, like man made restless by the receipt of ery bad news. It was a matter of a second only. Like serpent's fang the man's keen eyes flashed toward her and sway again. The peculiarly nervous face Instantly assumed n expression as near stolidity as could be expressed by features each and sll aden with an exceptional intelligence. Then he turned away, and took up a broken fan lying on the table, opening it tenderly and critically. But Miss Winter was as quick as he. She knew then that he had guessed. Whatever he might have suspected before, she had no doubt now that Matthew Mark Easton knew that Helen loved Claud Tyars. The worst of It," he broke out, with sudden airiness, "Is that there was no re at all. It was extinguished on tho stage. The performance might nave been continued." "It only makes It more horrible," said Miss Winter; "for I suppose there were some killed." "That is so," he answered. "They took forty-two corpses out of our box alone." "I did not know," said Helen, after a painful pause, "that it was so bad as that." Oswin Grace came In, opening the front door with his latch-key. He was greeted with an interrogatory "Well?" from Miss Winter. 'He Is all right," he answered. "It was a simple fracture. Old Barker set It very nicely, and I sent him off to his club in a cab." 'Then," said Kaston, holding out his hand to say good by, "I shall go and help him Into bed tuck him in, and sing soft lullaby over his pillow. Good night, Miss Winter. Good night, Mi Grace." (To be continued.) MOTHER ANTELOPE'8 INSTINCT, frovlslon for Yonna; a, Wonderful Instance of Nature' Providence, The manner ln which the mother an telope protects her young until they are old and strong enough to Join thu full-grown bands ln their wanderings la an Interesting nnd wonderful Instance of nature's providence, says the Cen tury. These beautiful creatures live ln an open country Infested by all kinds of enemies, and especially prowled over by the coyote, the gray wolf and the timber wolf, which subsist upon tbe young of all kinds of animals; yet the mother can easily protect her babies from the liercest of these marauders, The enemy most dreaded Is tho soaring eagle. There Is a variety of cactus, a prick ly plant, which grows In great abun- danco all over tho western plains, which furnishes her the means for this protection. Horses, cattle, buffalo and. In fact, all animals know the danger of treading on this plant. It grows ln largo patches, somo four or six Inches ln height above the ground and forms a thick mat varying ln breadth from the size of the top of a man's bat to ninny feet. It Is In the center of one of these patches that the foma la antelope pre pares a place of safety for her young. The thorns of this cactus, while very poisonous and terribly painful to every other animal, for some reason are al most harmless to the antelope. The cactus may lacerate her logs, making them bleed freely, but neither the stick ers nor their poison remain, while oth er animals seldom bleed, but retain the poisonous stickers in their wounds un til they become malignant sores, caus ing excessive swelling of the limbs ami very great and long-continued Buffering. When the antelope has selected her patch of cactus, backing away a few feet she will make a running Jump, iKHiiullng high In the air and alighting lu the middle of the patch with all four feet close together, the hoofs pointing downward. Then spring out ngaln and repeating this operation until she has chopped tho roots of the cactus plant to pieces, she loosens and clears a spaco largo enough for standing room. She fien will enlarge It by pawing and dig ging with her sharp hoofs. Here sho gives birth to her youug ln undisturb ed security, knowing that she can leave them 1n comparative safety during tho day and return to them at night to give them suck. Should It be ln a locality where eagles abound, however, the mother does not venture away, as the soaring eaglo often swoops down on the young, taking them away If she Is not there to do battle for their lives. Aa It la In Chicago. Jack Beacon Yes, ln Boston we have all cultured love making. When a young man goes wooing In the Hub he must embrace all foreign phrases nnd poetical quotations. You don't see anything like that in prosaic Chicago. Dick Lakeside 1 should say not. Here a fellow Is satisfied to embrace the girl. llpat lie Could Do. "You know," snld the young man In the cas, "that I nm poor, but don't you think we might be able to live on breail nnd cheese and kisses?" "Yes," replied the fair maid, but " "Then." he Interrupted, "see If you enn work your father for the bread and cheese and I'll attend to the rest" I nf requent. Kind Lady I have nothing but some lobster salad and mince pie. You surely don't want that for your breakfast? Weary Walker Oh, dls Is me dinner, mum. I bad me breakfast day before yesterday. Cleveland Leader. (rtltnaT at tho Fact. Maude Bid young Saplelgh get down on his knees when he proposed to you? Clara Ben lly 1 can't say but he al reody had down on his upper lip. Columbus Dispatch. More Importaat. "Here's an article In this paper ea titled 'How to Tell Good Milk.' " n-ii - wkm..- " - W"" If.ow Do Ton Know. HOW HO YOU KNOW There's a boy in the house? By the cap that is hanging downstairs in the hall; By the gun and the pistol, tbe hat and the ball ; The Indian war dance, tn toy cannon's roar, That are heard, now and then, through tho nursery door ; By the engines and drums and the tool cheat and nails; The steam cars and tracks and the boats with trim sails ; By the volumes of Cooper which from cover to cover Have been read and reread by an Indian lover. "But you must take care, if you value your head, When you go to the nursery," declares Uncle Fred. "When I open the door there's a scramble and shout ; I'm sttacked by a brigand, and I'll never doubt Who clutches me fast, as a cat does a mouse Well, these are good signs there's a boy in the house !"' HOW DO YOU KNOW There's a girl ln the house? By the beautiful doll with the movable eyes A French doll that sleep, and that talks, walks and cries ; By the toyhouse and trunk, and the stove and the chairs ; Ky the needle and thread, in tho nursery upstairs ; By the doll hats and furbelows made every day For Annie and Sallie and Bessie and May; By the soft little laugh and the sweet little song, t Which never to grown folks or boys could belong. "And if you run up to the nursery floor, And go to tbe room and then open the door," Aunt Dorothy says, "well, when I take a peep, And see a wee mother a-rocklng to sleep Her own little dolly, as still as a mouse Why, then I am sure there's a girl in the house 1" Trick with Handkerchief and Coin All that Is necessary to have ln order to perform the trick are a handker chief, a ten-cent piece and a piece of soap. With a knife cut off a piece of soap about a quarter of cn inch in diameter and stick this piece of soap on the hem of tbe handkerchief in one corner, l'lace the dime ln the center of the handkerchief, which must lie flat on the table. Take the corner which has tthe soap on It and fold It over, placing It gently on the dime ; now fold the other corners over, placing each corner on the dime. The corner that has the soap on it Is the one to your right When tho corners are folded the handkerchief will be ln the form of a diamond, with one of the points toward the performer. Place the thumb and forefinger of each hand at the point of the diamond nearest to you. Pick It up, letting the four corners fall apart, at the same time sliding the FRUIT SHOUUX- BE COOKED. Genua of Dlaeaae Introduced Into yatem hy Raw Product. In the course of his recent lectures In England on the "Hygiene of the Ali mentary Canal," Prof. Elle Metschnl koff expressed the opinion that the germs of many diseases are Introduced Into the circulation through wounds made ln the Intestines by intestinal worms and other entazoa introduced by eating uncooked fruit, Kays the Bal timore Sun. "In appendicitis," he said, "there. Is no doubt of the etiological role or In testinal worms, which Injure the wall of tho bowels and there Inoculate mi crobes, causing nn Inflammatory reac tion; and the success that frequently results from vermifugal treatment ln persons suffering from that disease has proved the Importance of entozoa In connection with It." The germs of other diseases, ns ty phoid, tuberculosis, etc., nre believed to he often Introduced thus through rents of the lining membrane of the stomach nnd Intestines. The preventive urged by Prof. Metsehnlkoft is boiling of all water and fruits consumed. "The boiling," It Is declared, "should be extended to vegetables washing even with boiled water Is Insufficient nnd it Is necessary at least to scald them with boiling water, or better still, to boll them. Among fruits, It la prln clpally strawberries tbat Introduce ova nnd infectious germs and it la therefore necessary to boll them. Cven eherrlca, though growing on trees and far away from the soil, should be carefully scald ed or boiled. It Is wiser as a rule to eat fruits, so far as possible, In the form of compotes or Jams. Nobody could deny that a system based on snch principles would Insure the lody against all sorts of diseases of tbe di gestlve apparatus; It might even assist us at the same time to avoid certain maladies against which science to-day Is almost entirely helpless." Another precaution suggested by the learned exiert In hygiene is to "modify tho flora of the alimentary canal bv acclimatizing useful mlcrolies," such as the lactic bacilli, which produce lac tic acid and prevent the development of butyric and putrefactive ferments. Carefully selected lactic ferments, or lactic microbes, are coming Into use in treating mnny intestinal troubles. SOME ANTIQUATED CUSTOMS. There Are Many of Them, Koollau a Well aa Oat of Hate. Time has not brought a Unit a read ustmout of many of the antiquated cus toms that surround royalty. When tbe King of Spain was 1'J years of age he one day had the misfortune to slip and fall down a flight of the palace steps. The fall would very probably have been attended with fatal results had It not been for a servant who exteuded a kind . , , .,,! ...,! 1,1. ,.,. right hand to the corner where the dime la, Shake the handkerchief and show that the dime has disappeared. American Bov. A Dlsirnated Mnle. It Is s.Tid that many animals like tlit smell of tobacco smoke, horses, particu larly. A man who had heard this thought, one day, that he would try the effect on a mule of his, but he found that It Is not a safe thing to ex periment with a mule's taste. He was smoking a pipe, nnd it occurred to him that the mule might like to . have n sniff of It, so be blew a cloud of the smoke Into Its nostrils. Evidently that mule was an exception to the tobacco loving animals, for It changed ends as quick as lightning, nnd let fly with Its heels, which the rash experimenter missed only by falling flat on the ground. I.OTT-Nrcked Storking". Do you think it shocking To wear the low-necked stocking? I think it fun to run about With both my knees a-peeping out, In broad day-light. And in plain sight: For naught is there that's shocking About the low-necked stocking. M. W. "He's a Brick." Strnnge to say. the expression, "He's n brick," which Is now used merely ns a bit of slang, was first used by so dis tinguished n writer ns Plutarch. He says that an ambassador from Eplrus came to Sparta, and when Lycurgus had shown him the city he saw much to praise and admire, but expressed his j wonder that Sparta had no walls. Early the next morning he was con ducted out to the field of exercise, near the city, where the Spartan army was drawn up. "There," said Lycurgus to the ambassador, "are the walls of Sparta, and every man Is a brick." About Steel Xeedles. , It Is said that steel needles were Invented by the Spanish Moors. Before their Introduction thorns and flsh bones, the latter with a hole pierced for an eye, were lu use. The first nee dles used ln London were made by a Moor In the reign of Henry VIII., and In Queen Mary's day steel needles were sold In Chenpslde, says Home Chat. After this time the manufacture In creased rapidly, many Germans going to England and establishing needle works In various places. by breaking the. fall, says the Philadel phia North American. But, by a stringent rule of Spanish etiquette, no servant may dare touch the sacred person of the king, and for tills "grave" offense the servant was ut once dismissed from his position. By a remarkable law of royal eti quette, which has existed tor a number of vears past at the court of Siam, no person is permitted to sleep In on ipartment situated above that occupied by the king. A ilelllierate breacli ot this rule has on more than one occa sion been punished by death. Itecently, when the King of Slam paid a visit to Paris, a number of bed rooms were reserved, directly above that in which the king was to have slept, for the dusky followers of the royal visitor. The blunder caused great consternation among the fearful cour tiers, until the matter was explained to the management and duly ii-ctlfled. All the courtiers and servants were placed in bedrooms on floors below that occu pied by the sovereign. When the Emperor or Empress of China appears In public no other per son Is allowed to occupy a higher place. Therefore, on such occasions the shut ters of all buildings are drawn, and the upper parts of the houses past which the royal procession Is expected to move are deserted, the Inhabitants swarming to the ground floors ln order to show due deference to their rulers. Sapphire, Jr. Senator Tillman of South Carolina tells of a little girl whose statements were always exaggerated until she be- known In school and Sunday pchool as "a little liar." Her parents were dreadfully worried about her, and made strenuous efforts to correct the bad habit. One afternoon her mother overheard an argument with her play mate, Willie Bangs, w ho seemed to tin Ish the discussion by saying emphat ically; "I'm older than you, 'cause my birthday comes tlrst, in .May, and yours don't come until September." "Oh, of course your birthday Cimes first," sueerlngly answered little Nel- ; lie; "but that Is 'cause you came down J llrit. I remember look tag at the angels when they w ere making yon " "Come here, Nellie; como here In stantly," cried her mother. "It Is breaking mother's hart to hear you tell such awful stories. Re member what happened to Ananias ami Sapphira, don't you?" "Oh, yes, mamma, I know. They were struck dead for lying. I saw them carrld Into the corner drug store." Pittsburg lUspatch. It Certainly 1. "It's certainly a great pity," said the man w ho occasionally lets out an audi ble thought. "What's a great pity? queried the party w ith the rubber habit. "That amateur actors can t see them selves as others see them.' ) 7C Fraetloal Ksereteee. ( "Tea, Lucy captured Dick for bos-1 Hand." "Lucy! Why, I thought Thelrnk would win him with her graduation ex orcises." "No, Lucy won him with her after graduation exercises." "After-graduation exercises?" "Yes; as soon as she hnd graduated he went home and helped her mother to Iron and wash the dishes." Glasgow corporation has refused to al low blind men to travel free on ths muni cipal tramway cars. CURED OF GRAVEL. Hot a Slna-lo Stone Has Formed lace ValnaT Doan'a Kidney PHI. J. D. Daughtrey, music publisher, of (Suffolk, Va says: "During two or three years that I had kidney trouble I passed about 2V4 ' pounds of gravel and sandy sediment In the urine. 1 haven't pass ed a Mone since using Donn's Kidney Pills, however, and that was three years ngo. I used to suffer the most acute agony dur ing a gravel attack, and had the other usual symptoms of kidney trouble lassi tude, headache, pain In t':e back, urin ary disorders, rheumatic pain. etc. I have a box containing U gravel stones that I passed, hut that Is not one -quarter of the whole number. I consider Doan's Klduey Pills a line kidn. tonic." Sold by all dealer. ."0 cents n box. Foster-Milburn Co., 1'uTalo. N. Y. - Masons in Switzerland reccire SO cents a day of ten hours. Cheap Excursions Sooth. On first and third Tuesday of each taontb the Big Four Kallway will sel xcurslon tickets to most nil points !u iVlrglala, North and South Carolina," Tennessee, Alabama and Georgia, at rate of one fare plus $2.00. with return i limit 80 days. Liberal stopover prlvi iloges. Write I. P. Splnlng. General 'Northern Agent, 238 C'-rk St., Chicago, for further lnforuiatiuJ. Helping Cut. ' With an exclamation of delight the hardened tonrlst rushed out on the bag gage platform and started to smash his trunk with an ax. I "Hold on !" shouted the baggage man. "Are you crazy?" i "Not at all," replied the hardened tourist as he continued to smash. "I read tbat baggagemen were overworked mt thl9 Bea30n so j thought I would. mash my own trunk and save you the trouble." A Possible A Tvakentna;. Fair Automobilist Look at that hand tone park policeman in his new uniform Isn't he a dreamt though? Masculine Passenger You won't think so if he pinches you for speeding. TERRIBLE SCAL3? HUMOR. Sadly Affected with Sores and Crusti Extended Down Behind the Ears Another Cure by Cuticura. "About ten years ugo my scalp be came badly affected with sore and Itch ling humors, crusts, etc., nnd extended tdown behind the ears. My hair came I out In places, also. I was greatly 1 troubled; understood it was eczema. iTrled various remedies, so called, with out effect. Saw your Cuticura adver tlsement, and got the Cuticura Rem edlea at once. Applied them as to di rections, etc., and nftei' two weeks, I think, of use, was clear as a whistle. I have to state also that late last fall, October and November, 10C4, I was uddenly afflicted with a bad eruption, painful and Itching pustules over the lower part of the body. I suffered dreadfully. In two months, under the skillful treatment of my doctor, con joined with Cuticura Soap and Cuti cura Ointment, I found myself cured. II. M. F. Weiss. Rosemond, Christl, Co., III., Aug. 31, 1905." Itehearxlnsr the Plar. The Author 1 11 this scene some ono comes ln suddenly and tells you that jour husband has run away with an other woman, and then you swoofa. The Actress Oil, that will be .'ce. The Author Then the leading man comes In and brings you to. The Actress What brings mo two husbands? Youkers Statesman. SoB-o-estlnn; the Impossible. Customer Anything rant Is warranted pure is always clean, isn t it: j air. I know this to be pure cider, bu I can't warrant it to be clean. A KENTUCKY WOMAN How She Gained Fifteen Pounds in Weight and Became Well by Taking Or. Williams' Pink Pills. Women at forty, or thereabouts, have their f utnre iu their own bauds. There will be a change for tbe better or worse, for tho better if the system is purified by .such a tonio as Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Mrs. D. O. Wedding, of Hartford. Ky., ; writes as follows concerning the difli I -onlties which afflicted her " I was snriously ill and was confined to my bed for six or eight mouths iu all, during two years. I hud chills, fever, rheumatism. My stomach seemed al ways too foil, my kidneys did not act freely, iny liver was inactive, my heart boat waa very weak und I had dizziness or swimming iu my head uud nervous troubles. 'I wns under the treatment of several different physicians but they all failed to do mo any good. After Mifferiugftr two years I learned from nil ArkniiXa friend about the merits of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and I decided that I would try them. The very firt b;x I took Blade me feel better and v lieu I hnd taken four boxes morel whs eu t irely well, weighed fifteen pounds more than wheu I began, resumed my household duties, and have since continued in tho best of health. I lmvo reeouiiiicinled Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills to many people on ac count of what they did fur me, and I feel that I cannot praiso them too struoJy." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills restored mrs. Wedding to health because they actually make new blood and wheu the Mood is la full vigor every function of tho body Is restored, because the blood carries to every organ, every muscle, every inYve, tha upcussarv nrmriKli input. A n v wmlmu w ho fs in terested i 11 1 he c 11 re of Mrs. Wed-J diug w ill want our book. "Plain Talks tot I Women," which is freo 011 request. 1 All drnggists sell Dr. Williams' Pinl Pills, or they will be sent by mall post , paid, ou receipt of price, 60 eeuts per box, six boxes lor 2.60, by tne Dr. uujuu 1 Modiciuo Co., Schenectady, N.Y.