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UDDYJ EVENING FAffiYIALr BONNER AUTHOR. THE HOLSTEIN COW “I have just made a record,” said Miss Holstein Cow. “A very tine rec ord. Yes, I have made a record as to the amount of milk I have given, or ; given in return for the board I have received. “There have only been about six cows who have done the fine sort of work that X have done. “There has been many a fine calf who has been sold for a lot of money and many a fine cow too, but 1 am a record maker, a new record maker.” “Why did you do it?" asked another cow. “Well,” said Miss Holstein Cow, “I will tell you, Moo, Moo, yes, I will tell you.” “Moo, moo, I will be glad to hear what you have to say,” said the other | cow as she turned her great eyes on j Miss Holstein and chewed at the same time. “You see. It was this way," said Miss Holstein. "What way?” asked the other cow, turning her head around. “Oh gracious,” said Miss Holstein, “I may be stupid but I do know that j much.” “What do you know?" asked the other cow. “You know the direction you are speaking of?” “No,” said Miss Holstein. “You don’t know it?” asked the other cow. "How strange, .Moo, Moo, how very, very strange.” “Wait until I finish what I. have to say,” remarked Miss Holstein swing ing her tail In a superior fashion. "Perfectly Easy." “That is un old joke among the anl muls and most of them see through it now and don't pay any attention to It.” "I don't believe I know the joke,” j said the other cow. “I'm quite sure you don’t.” said Miss Holstein, “Well, it’s nice to lie sure," said the other cow. “It is,” agreed Miss Holstein. "You had better explain the joke to tne," said the other cow, "before you go on to tell me what you were go ing to tell me about making your rec ord.” “The joke,” said Miss Holstein, "is as I said before, an old joke. When in animal wants- to explain something the animal will say. “ ‘You see it’s lids way.’ Me won't mean, or she won’t mean that there is a certain way or direction or place, or spot to lit- looked at hut that It Is this way In the direction of the explana tion. “When I start to explain something I say that it Is this way, meaning I’m starting to tell you in such a way as you will he able to understand. “Now that Is i lie best I cun describe It for I am only a cow and not very clever even if I did make a record.” “Tell me about Hie record,” said the other cow. “You sec," said Miss Holstein, “It was perfectly easy for me to give all the milk I did. I didn’t think about It. I just kept on giving it and giving it without thinking. I didn’t care nhout making a record. Neither did I think of such a thing. I hadn’t any ambi tion, gracious no. “It just so happened that I made a record, that is all. Bat of course I will not -.let on about it for I am re ceiving so niurh praise for making this record.’" “Why, it lyas as much of a surprise to me as It was to anyone." said Miss Holstein. “But even though 1 didn't know I was making a record I hope that they'll reward me for it by giving me even better food than ever." “Blit should they give you a reward for something you didn't think nhout doing for them—something that was Just luck?” asked the other cow. “To he sure," said Miss Holstein; "lots of folks and lots of animals have lack, so u-h-. shouldn't a cow, too? Surely. I say. a cow should have luck. I’m for good cow luck, I am." “Welt, hf course. I can understand hmv rot) Would be." said the other COW, jj, ,'iiHS i.io I: good luck to cows as wetj-its to other creatures, thill is what I 1 say," ended Miss Holstein. “Moo. mob I agree." said the other COW. ■ *•— Not Worth the Fuss Little Elizabeth, after reading the story of Adam and Eve in her Sun day school book, said. "Well. I can’t understand why they should have had such an awful time just because they ate one little apple!" “Huh." said her little brothel As bury, speaking from experience, “I'll bet it was u green one." Love knows nothing about philos ophy and cares less. After all, the easiest way to do a thing is to do It right Live simply the first hour of this new day. with all its richness and glory, with all Its sublime and eternity - determining possibilities, and each succeeding hour as It comes, but not before it comes— this is the secret of character FOR THE CHOCOLATE LOVER. Chocolate Is so well liked by nearly everybody that a few recipes using the popular food may be welcome. French Chocolate.— Melt two ounces of bit ter chocolate; add two tablespoonfuls of sugar and a half-cupful of boll- i Ing water; cook three minutes. Scald three cup fuls ot milk with one-fourth of finely ground coffee; strain and add to the chocolate with an eighth of a teaspoon ful of salt. Heat with a Dover egg heater and serve with whipped cream flavored with vanilla. Cocoa Ice Cream.—Take two cup fuls of milk, one cupful of sugar, a tabiespoonful of arrowroot or corn starch, a half-cupful of cocoa and j cook In a double holler for twenty minutes. Add four egg yolks well beaten, two cupfuls of cream or rich ! milk, and a teaspoiinful of vanilla j with a little salt. Freeze as usual. Chocolate Mousse. — Melt three squares of chocolate; add one and one-half cupfuls of sugar and one cup ful of thin cream: boll one minute; cool, add a teaspoonful of vanilla, a pinch of salt and the whip from three cupfuls of heavy cream. A table spoonful of gelatin mixed with one fofirth of a cupful of cold water. Is, when softened, added to the hot mix ture. l’our into a mold and let stand packed in Ice and salt four hours. Chocolate Sauce.—This is a good sauce to serve on various puddings. Cook two squares of chocolate, a cup- j ful of sugar and one-half cupful of water together with two tablespoon fuls of butter and one-fourth of a tea spoonful of salt. Co6k twelve min- i utes; add one teaspoonful of vanilla and serve hot. This is nice served on vanilla ice cream, and Is good with a gelatin dessert or with cooked rice. | Orange Chocolate Sauce.—Melt three tablespoonfuls of grated chocolate In a double boiler; add three tablespoon fills of butter; stir until well mixed; add three egg yolks, one at a time, four tabic-spoonfuls of sugar and one fourth of a cupful of rich milk. Cook until thickened. Add the rind and I Juice of an orange and serve at once. 1W. ~}YLc-'£ i .xjUZ THE CHEERFUL CHERUB I like to lend my money out To people now ej^d them Because itls just like Pindind 5ome To §et it bexk e$^in. I^'TC*'4'! I.•••••.. | ALHAMBRA | £ The House of Courteay. 4 £ 24th and Parker Sta. J | 4 £ THUSDAY and FRIDAY— ■ Pearl White in 4 ; ' “THE BLACK SECRET” 5 . 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